0:00

Emma you you're a

0:02

big h3 fan. Yes cute so explain to

0:04

us who It's a

0:06

very old-timey. I love the name Emma Worked

0:14

for trash Tuesday for a while Works

0:19

for she works with seven echis

0:21

and now you're gonna do the

0:24

Jimmy Lee breakdown Okay,

0:27

what happened? Why don't you follow your

0:29

gum because I wanted to into them So

0:36

it was like I think it was

0:39

like seven years ago from a Family

0:41

land of scholars I can tell scholars.

0:43

Yeah, your face is shaped in a

0:46

very scholarly way. Is your mom professor?

0:48

No, she's our educators. Oh, are they

0:51

educators? No, what are they? My

0:53

dad is an artist I

0:55

like a carpenter my mom Jesus

0:58

works at a gym Also,

1:00

Jesus like Jesus also Jesus.

1:02

I was wrong about it anyway continue. Okay, so

1:05

like seven years ago They

1:08

got late someone on like the h3 Subreddit

1:10

or whatever posted this video of this

1:12

their dentist this guy's a dentist as

1:15

well. That's another he's a dentist It's

1:17

a dentist. He owns a dental practice

1:20

And he posted a video and like his patients

1:22

found it and they're like I'm never going to

1:24

this guy again and they post on the subreddit

1:26

and this is when h3 did a lot of

1:28

like react videos before the podcast I think yeah,

1:30

and Pretty

1:32

much they reacted to it and then they

1:34

like met him and like went to New

1:36

York with him And like he's just

1:39

been kind of like a running gag on the show like they

1:41

talked to him a lot He's been just

1:43

kind of like a running gag. Is he bright? Bright

1:46

yeah, I mean he's a dentist

1:48

medical school. Yeah, handsome. Oh He's

1:53

older I know but don't age Is

1:56

that him no that we're having James? Wait

1:58

a second. So here Jamie Kennedy,

2:01

so you're saying he has 1.2 million followers, but

2:03

they're all bots. Yeah. Oh and he

2:05

also allegedly he draws his hairline Yeah, he

2:07

was on his hairline. Oh and he lies about his age

2:10

He says he's like 50 something, but he's very clearly

2:12

like I will be one 52. So No,

2:16

but he like looks he doesn't look yeah,

2:18

he looks he's 70 Is

2:20

he a crazy person and are we at risk? He

2:23

is a crazy person And yeah,

2:26

you are like a violent really

2:28

no, no, no not not maybe

2:30

risk emotionally He's

2:33

not gonna fight you okay, guys, so definitely

2:35

both take it out. Thank you so much

2:38

Emma. Yeah, it's not him but You

3:16

Well, we had a show the other night that we were

3:18

together but I didn't stay for you Why

3:21

because I was like so tired I was like should I

3:23

stay for Jamie but then I left It's

3:27

good, so don't oh I

3:29

missed you What did I

3:31

do nothing? I miss you you did We

3:34

haven't seen each other in years. I

3:36

felt like that years. I don't that

3:39

doesn't seem right. I see you What

3:41

do you mean you texted me sometimes?

3:43

No, no see flesh eyes together energy

3:45

interactions Yeah, I know we were on

3:47

different shows, but right I didn't stay

3:49

for yours That's okay. It's okay, but

3:51

um So

3:54

you didn't miss me either I of course I

3:56

miss you I don't think you miss me ever

3:59

this is amazing spot you got. Well

4:02

you've never been here before? It was a long

4:05

studio. That's how long it's been? It's been four

4:07

years. It's got to be four years. I've been

4:09

here before. Really? I think five. Five. So

4:12

I was right probably when you're moving out.

4:14

Yeah, yeah. Wow. We talk, we text, but

4:16

then it's like, you know, it's

4:18

wild times. Wild world. Wild world. Wild world.

4:20

A lot going on. I follow. I follow.

4:25

What's, what is it?

4:27

Cat Williams. Cat

4:29

Stevens have a song about wild. Wild

4:31

world. It's wild world. How does it

4:33

go baby? It's a wild world. Oh,

4:35

that's it. There it is. Five years

4:37

ago. Oh my lord. What

4:40

episode was it? 141. And what

4:43

do we got now? Plus

4:46

400 plus.

4:48

Damn. Damn. Why

4:50

do we wait so long? What's you? That's

4:52

not me. I'm here. No, you're not here,

4:54

dude. You're, well, we had to put the

4:56

juice. I

4:59

know you are, dude. Pussy juice. You're

5:01

a movie star. Who

5:03

knows anymore, right? You are. You're doing a

5:05

lot. No, nothing. Yeah, you

5:07

are. We're in the same sad boat.

5:09

What? No, it's the whole business is,

5:11

is. It's weird now. No, it's done

5:13

forever. You agree on that. Yeah,

5:16

it can feel different. It feels

5:18

different. I listened to this. I had a

5:20

meeting with somebody today. I'm not going to say who.

5:22

And I said, I can only stay here for an

5:24

hour because I have to do a podcast. She's like,

5:26

which one? I'm like, oh my God. Oh

5:29

my God. It's huge. Like, and I was like,

5:31

would you say that doing a tiger belly would

5:33

be bigger than a hit on the

5:35

tonight show as a press hit? And she said, yes. Well,

5:38

this is a legacy media person. So that's what

5:40

I was talking about. And I was like, I

5:42

still want to keep my foot in legacy media,

5:44

but I don't really give crap

5:47

and much, but I still want to play the game.

5:49

It's so funny. The younger generation, those are the, they

5:51

don't like legacy. They do though. They want to be

5:53

blessed by it. No, they don't. And then they look

5:55

at Schultz. No, just a final note. I agree with

5:57

you. Well,

6:00

they're also trailblazers. Yeah of the new way

6:02

of on no no 100% yeah, yeah, you're

6:04

right They're

6:07

on their own legacy a hundred percent, but I'm

6:09

saying there are that's a hundred percent correct But

6:11

I just say some people do like you

6:13

know to do a tonight show spot just to say you

6:15

did it and stuff Oh, you know, it's good to

6:18

do one. You know, it's ever gonna swing

6:20

back into that. No, no way ever

6:22

It's gonna stay this way. No way.

6:24

I think here's what it is. We're so Split

6:27

as a belief just as a belief system

6:29

I was telling this person today like you

6:31

could be on a set with two people

6:34

that believe completely different things like Tim Allen

6:36

Probably believe something very different than

6:38

Debra messing Right

6:43

and whatever you believe give you two more I

6:45

like You

6:52

know You

6:54

know Judson, you know

6:56

on the set with Jessica Tandy Yeah,

7:08

yeah we did all right, I got one right I

7:10

got one right okay, Judy

7:13

Dench with Vern Troyer

7:15

No I

7:22

don't think you realize what Debra messing I

7:24

don't I think he's not aware of like

7:27

what Debra mess Yeah, Debra messing would

7:29

be considered super less super less.

7:31

Yeah. Oh, it's a lesser right thing Oh,

7:38

I forgot let me go let me go again, let

7:40

me try okay Joe

7:42

Biden and Donald No,

7:46

I don't know but like You

7:50

could be you could be on a

7:52

set and people can have different beliefs

7:54

genders whatever yeah Yeah, there was no

7:56

drama. Yeah. Now. I think there would

7:58

be yeah People would be like, this

8:01

is why I love comedy, because

8:04

I believe that Adam Carolla and

8:06

Patton Oswalt probably have different beliefs,

8:09

but yet they'll do shows together, and that's beautiful.

8:11

You know what I'm saying? And so it's like,

8:13

I think comedy is the last thing of keeping

8:15

people that believe different together. All right, so

8:17

I did a show, I'm gonna say what show?

8:20

And I was on set a couple years

8:22

ago, maybe two years ago, and

8:25

I was talking to an actress, and there was

8:27

another actress. You don't wanna drop names? I

8:30

was talking to one actress, and there was another actress

8:32

that we had to rehearse. And

8:34

I go, the actress was talking to, let's

8:36

just go, Lutoya. Okay.

8:41

So I'm talking to Lutoya, right, and Kimmy.

8:43

So I'm talking to Lutoya, and I go,

8:45

where is she, right? Which is,

8:47

I was talking about Kimmy, but the Kimmy comes to

8:49

me up, and she's like, what'd you say? I

8:52

go, where is she, you? And she goes, they. And

8:56

I go, I'm sorry,

8:58

she goes, you fucking better, she

9:00

yelled at me. No, no, no,

9:03

no, yeah, get it right. And I was

9:05

like, I'm sorry, I just fucked up. Was she like rude

9:07

about it, or was she just like, hey, it's this. No, she

9:09

was rude about it. Hold on, let's go back a second. You

9:12

were on set with an actress

9:15

that was one way, but you

9:17

were talking about something that identifies as something else,

9:21

and this actress that got mad at you had a name?

9:24

Yeah, she was a human name, yeah. Oh, like

9:26

a big name, like somebody that the world recognized?

9:28

Debra Messing. No, I'll tell you later. Okay, but

9:30

I'm just asking for context. No. Okay, so. I

9:33

don't think so. Okay, and the person you were

9:35

talking about, did they have a name, meaning like?

9:37

The one I was talking to, Lutoya, she's a

9:39

big name. Okay, and she reprimanded you. No, they're

9:42

not named. They're not, wow. See,

9:45

that's what I'm saying. What? Because it's

9:47

like, that person was chill about it, but

9:49

the other person wasn't. There's this new,

9:51

like you. Meaning

9:53

like it's a new world, and we have to adjust

9:56

to that new world. What, do we? Yeah.

9:58

Do we? I don't want to. Do we? I

10:00

don't wanna! But I

10:02

think we should! But do we? I mean...

10:05

We do, we do, we do! You know what? The

10:07

brilliant thing that they... No, let's... I know what we're

10:09

doing. Can I talk? No, can we

10:11

just say this? We're on... you know what

10:13

I mean? Ice that's not fully... frozen.

10:17

And let's not fall in. Bro,

10:19

we're already at the bottom of the lake. We're

10:21

not! Yeah, we are! We're on the ice, dude!

10:23

We're not gonna die yet! Listen,

10:26

they buried me under the lake. You

10:28

had a pass, but you're in the lake with me.

10:31

I don't wanna be in the lake! You better

10:33

transition. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why

10:36

did you go to the bottom? You

10:38

don't have to go to the bottom. Because I'm

10:40

a white, male, gay, gender... No, no, no, no,

10:42

no, let's not do that. You

10:45

started it! I didn't start shit,

10:47

dude! Yeah, you did, bro! You

10:49

were all talking about fucking Deborah

10:51

Masseter! Ambassador? I don't know

10:53

who that is. Deborah Masseter is... Deborah

10:57

Masseter is somebody else. I was like, what the fuck?

10:59

Alright, let's go back. Listen, I've been watching... No,

11:02

they know him. They know him.

11:05

But it's... Jamie Kennedy, he's in

11:07

Scream movies. He's kicking it all

11:09

school. He was in Malibu's

11:12

Most Wanted. I mean, he goes on and on. He

11:14

had his own TV show. Anyway, he's a friend

11:16

of comics. Very fun. Great, great, great, great,

11:18

great, great, great, great, great. Anyway,

11:21

hot, hot, hot, hot. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,

11:23

hot. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Yeah.

11:25

Anyway, what I'm saying to you is that you didn't

11:27

have to go to the bottom. That's all. Let's

11:30

just move on. Okay. Alright, because

11:32

I think that you're a super-talented

11:35

guy and a nice guy. I don't know.

11:39

I think the bottom is a very freeing place to

11:41

be. Yeah. Yeah.

11:43

Can be. I think you have

11:45

to just boop... Here's my motto. As

11:48

long as you're not doing anything illegal

11:50

or immoral, do what you

11:52

want. That's great. But

11:54

those lines are being pushed. Jesus Christ,

11:56

you took a toke of that fucking thing. You're gonna be more twitchy. These

12:00

baby right now I he did

12:02

that on purpose These

12:04

vapes make everyone twitch. I talk about it. Yeah.

12:06

What were you gonna say you were watching what

12:09

I? Have no idea. Oh

12:11

god. I have no idea. But what I'm saying

12:13

is um Let's

12:15

go back to the original you mean storyline

12:19

which is It's changed Hollywood

12:21

and it's like there's two

12:23

divisions. I think that the internet

12:25

and what I'm doing is the wild frontier Right,

12:28

you're one of the pioneers. I

12:31

could be yeah, and on the left side

12:33

is I Let me ask you this.

12:36

Why do I still want to do it? I

12:38

desperately do I want their approval Because

12:40

you're cucked into the system and

12:43

I'm not calling you a cuck. We all you

12:45

are no I'm not I don't be a cook

12:47

No Meaning that they have cucked

12:49

they they hit us over the head of since

12:51

we were young or what we did I was

12:54

thinking about today Bob is having a coffee Before

12:56

came on in here how we came up together.

12:58

Yeah, you know, I'm a little before you but

13:00

way bigger and more successful No, oh

13:02

what a hundred percent in Hollywood, baby.

13:04

Oh fuck. Yeah, dude. Everyone knows you

13:06

whatever whatever Well, it's a titter tatter

13:08

for play and I'm

13:10

thinking about like how we

13:13

like it's something is

13:15

So freeing about not

13:17

really caring about what

13:20

I want to do now. I'm fortunate I've done

13:22

some stuff. Yeah, and if I made my mark

13:24

and it's done it's done Hopefully it's not but

13:26

it's like I don't the

13:29

end listen to this the Emmys Oh,

13:32

yeah, Emmys this year. Yeah,

13:34

where the lowest rated Emmys

13:36

in history 4.3

13:39

million think about that. Okay. Okay, that's Insane

13:42

normal people are leaving in droves.

13:44

Yeah, we still believe in the

13:46

glitz and the grammar But you

13:48

know, it's going down dude. Yeah,

13:50

you drive by Warner Brothers recently

13:52

Yeah, have you seen the triangle

13:54

in the middle of bar ham?

13:56

No, where they put all the poster? Oh, yeah, I've

13:59

seen it It looks Like a crack

14:01

house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude,

14:04

it's nothing's on it. Nothing's on it.

14:06

Not any poster and Warner Music to

14:08

the left. Yeah. It's empty.

14:10

Empty. Bro, there's no one at the

14:12

dog house. You know the dog house

14:14

where you get all types of famous

14:16

hot dogs? Yeah, yeah. Bro, I cry.

14:19

Oh, yeah, whenever I cry. It's so funny.

14:21

Whenever I go to the dog house, it's like, are

14:23

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14:25

are. No, I'm okay. I

14:27

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raised. We were raising going into

14:37

a room. Yeah, and it's almost

14:39

like we hit the lottery. And

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now, no, can I stop? Go

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something? You mean bullshit? And I'm not. Listen, I, you

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know, listen, I know what I've done. You've

15:01

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the house was sold? No, because it changed. Yeah, so they're

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selling the house. Yeah, they're selling the house. Yeah. They

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air meaning. And so I feel like, you know what? Let's

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not do house references. I mean, you did. I mean, what

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mean. You ver about it. Yeah.

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Yeah. And now I do like independent

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movies that like, I don't know if they're going to see It's

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fun that you know what they're on

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to be they're fine. They're fine. They're fine.

18:04

Yeah, it's also fun to

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do independence Yeah, yeah, I

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mean dude they give you no no Nope

18:15

About going on a set and actually just listening

18:17

to a director right now Oh,

18:19

yeah, yeah, like I'm like what the fuck

18:22

can you even tell me? Yeah, yeah, exactly

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like seriously What depends like if if score

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says he gave me? Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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well, I'm gonna throw you some but guess

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what yeah Yeah, he lets people do what

18:32

they're good at if you guys if

18:34

he gave you a note you would try to do Follow

18:37

it. It's a show bird. You would of course.

18:39

Okay, we need a short here, you know, I'm

18:41

cool. All right Well, that's not a short of

18:44

three I just said but that's the shortest of

18:46

little yeah. Yeah, that's the shortest of live How

18:48

about the the filipo brothers? Youtuber

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Big movie yeah. Yes. No, they put with

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my head Michael came up to you give

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you know, yeah Yeah, I would I well

19:00

then you go there's no I would actually

19:03

but these are your Because

19:05

they just made something inventive original and amazing.

19:07

So yes, of course Benjamin mollaway. Who's that?

19:10

I just made it up Now

19:13

we're getting Let

19:17

me break it down in a simpler term if I'm

19:19

on a TV set and some directors give me

19:22

a note on a pilot Right

19:24

back off dude. Stop. You wouldn't do it.

19:26

I would do the pilot. I'm like, I know I

19:28

didn't want to I'm the director. I'm the director. I

19:30

want to hit the NBC show. I'm the director and

19:32

be you do a take not peacock Okay,

19:35

I don't get me. I come up to you. I

19:37

go. Hey, Jamie. Great. Great. Great angle.

19:39

Um, can you speed it up? Oh Okay,

19:42

cool Sure,

19:44

no and I'll say I'll do it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and

19:46

then you do it I want

19:49

oh I'll

19:52

never forget. I did a pilot one time long story.

19:54

I'll give you simple. Okay. No guy you're here forever

19:56

then not okay Don't go fast. I like it guy

19:59

the night. We're having Rewrite at the

20:01

rewrite of rewrite every the president ABC

20:03

loves me. Yeah, the studio loved me

20:05

the showrunner stuff wasn't working nice guy

20:07

I'm not gonna nice name we

20:09

came on that Thursday night. We had a run-through. They kept

20:11

changing shit. He puts a bottle of

20:14

Jack Daniels On

20:17

the table in my dressing room. Yeah, he

20:19

sits down with two riders pours himself with

20:21

glass for him everybody else I

20:24

took one but I wasn't really a big drinker, but I took

20:26

one. He goes funny juice

20:33

No, let's get the funny juice. Yeah, meaning

20:36

like Somebody wasn't doing their job

20:38

and we needed to drink to get this

20:40

fucking shit. Wow, we're all we do. Did

20:42

it work Well, no because

20:44

we did the way they wanted to do

20:46

and then I said because of stand-up when

20:49

I fucking do the crowd I

20:51

know how I'm gonna take it. So I said I'll

20:53

do it everyone. Yes, please give me my takes and

20:56

they said, okay Once I got my first two

20:58

takes of huge laps. Yeah No

21:00

more juice. No more juice. Yeah, it was like doing what

21:03

it wants So it's like we have that advantage because we

21:05

do it in front of live people all the time And

21:07

so TV is made completely

21:10

out of fucking fear and all

21:12

this shit Yeah, that's done that

21:14

model is cooked bro. So

21:16

I have a deal with what I have

21:19

a peacock deal Okay, and it's

21:21

done. I should get out and gradually I should

21:23

get out. Well, how what's I gotta cry How

21:25

long is it for a year the money? Are

21:28

they holding you? It's okay. Is it a half

21:30

a bar? It

21:32

was a half a bar man. Come on A

21:35

half a bar. Well, I've been in this

21:37

deal for four years for a four fucking years. No,

21:39

no I have never seen you on peacock work Here's

21:45

your deal here's if I'm giving you a deal

21:48

here Bobby, yeah, here's a million dollars and here's

21:50

a box of vapes for a year Yeah Like

21:54

literally every year they got they you

21:56

know when they order pilots were we

21:58

never get in So then we

22:00

go, okay, we're done. But then they always go, can

22:03

we sign you for another year? Because we still like

22:05

the project. And we've done it for three or four

22:07

years now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can you

22:09

talk about it? No. But I'm going

22:11

to tell you, I'm going to do another point. OK,

22:15

it's an I've had those deals. And eventually the

22:17

Jimmy Can experiment came out of that. It wasn't

22:19

as long as this. Yeah. But it's like, why?

22:21

What's the hold up? Tell me, I have some

22:23

water. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Over here. My

22:26

bad. Oh, my bad. Is this good? It's just normal. It's

22:28

not like fucking regular water. OK, sorry

22:30

about that. Go ahead. Tell me.

22:32

You're like, I don't know what's called you off the

22:35

G. What? No, I didn't want it. I didn't know

22:37

that. I forgot your Hollywood. The Hollywood. It looked like

22:39

a fucking. It looked like a fucking guy. What is

22:41

that thing that they did women drink? Yeah,

22:43

yeah, yeah. Is that racist? The I mean,

22:46

they put some stuff in it. They drink that everyone just

22:48

white cloth. Look like, you know what? They do put men

22:50

drink it. They put calcium in here, though. Is that in

22:52

water? OK. Yeah. OK, well, go ahead.

22:54

So what are you saying? You have this deal. And

22:57

I'm going to give you an example. So I

22:59

was with I just said so a month

23:02

ago, I was with Theo Von. OK. And then

23:04

Fox wants to do a show. Right. So

23:06

they say that we're on the Zoom with

23:08

a bunch of executives and stuff. And they're

23:11

pitching us all the stuff. And I see Theo because he's a

23:13

natural. And I see it's like he's profiled

23:15

to the thing. He's

23:17

not straight on, right? He's just kind of

23:19

profile like he's like that fully there. And

23:22

then eventually he just goes, hey, man, he goes, nah.

23:26

And we go, I go, what do you

23:28

mean? Nah, nah. And he just kind of

23:30

disappeared. And

23:32

I'm like how I still want to get in.

23:35

So I'm still there. I'm like, oh, I

23:38

guess it got done. OK,

23:40

but I was still there. And

23:43

I leave. What did I tell

23:45

you early in this conversation? Well, they cut you

23:47

in. That was

23:49

you going. I know. Please choose

23:52

me. Yes. Wait. So how

23:54

did the end of the conversation end?

23:56

They go, well, when you get off,

23:58

get off the road, maybe. Revisit

24:00

it how many people were

24:02

on the call? Oh my god like seven. Okay. Let

24:04

me explain something to you Okay, your opinion. Okay, go

24:06

ahead when you do a joke. Do you sit here

24:08

and run it by this whole crew? No,

24:12

exactly. You've got your instincts. Yeah, and

24:14

you do the sushi from the ocean jokes and

24:16

it kills every fucking time Okay.

24:19

Okay. All right, and now I do

24:21

I do have a joke I

24:30

know you watch okay, you watch a little

24:32

you're right, so You

24:40

cannot but you just were with seven

24:42

people with two highly successful Fucking

24:45

lights of you guys are stars. You're

24:48

already doing it. Yeah, they want a piece of

24:50

your shine Yeah, so you can't make art by

24:52

committee seven people on the fucking

24:54

phone somebody from Sarah Lawrence College Son

25:00

yeah, yeah, fuck are they gonna tell you? Yeah.

25:02

Yeah. Yeah, so it's like but you're still

25:04

I'm doing good Indoctrinated into the

25:07

system. Yeah, because I get it.

25:09

No, you don't get yeah, you do get it because

25:11

I'm not I'm I'm I'm I'm having a divorce I

25:14

want to you know what? I'm gonna be a part of the fucking divorce,

25:16

too But you're leading the way I know

25:19

you're already are doing I know but here's the thing

25:21

I'm like, you know, I realize that I'm you know,

25:23

you know how love is like, you know,

25:25

I mean usually supposed to be 50-50 It's

25:27

80-20 your 80 love for me 20

25:29

them and I've now realizing that

25:31

this is the power dynamics is fucked And

25:33

I want to get a divorce. Yes.

25:36

Yeah, dude. There's no money the amount of

25:38

time that you would spend on that There's

25:40

no way you're gonna make more money unless

25:42

they give you fat money up front Yeah,

25:45

I got no money. Yeah. Yeah, right like what's unless

25:47

you're making a is anyone getting

25:50

20 million up front anymore? Who's

25:52

ever gotten that Oh Leo? Oh, yeah, you know who's

25:54

paying that who streamers they are yeah That's

26:00

it. Studios can't afford it. The economics

26:02

aren't there. So everything's changing.

26:04

Guys, this turned into a goddamn stream.

26:06

No, no, no. Let's move on.

26:09

We're gonna move on, but let me say something. I

26:11

like it. I like it too. And what

26:13

you said to me right now has opened my little eyes. Okay.

26:16

It has opened my little tiny beady eyes, right? To

26:18

the world. And I'm, you know, I'll

26:21

tell you this though, okay? When I saw both,

26:23

I saw both finger again. You

26:25

did? Yeah. Just because of me

26:27

or? No, I was just randomly on. I saw you win it. I

26:30

remember, oh, yeah, JB's in this, right? What? See,

26:32

that's what the thing. I think it's a great movie. Thank

26:34

you. And you suck. I mean,

26:36

have you seen both finger? Yeah. Yeah.

26:39

Great movie. Great movie. Eddie

26:41

Murphy. You know, I mean, Steve Martin. I

26:43

mean, you can't go wrong, right? Yeah. And it's like,

26:45

I mean, I think I miss that those, those days. You

26:47

mean being on set? Yeah. I mean, I,

26:49

cause a couple of years ago I did a movie that's coming on summer,

26:51

but I don't know if it's good or not, but it's like, I didn't

26:53

move with some big stars. Yeah. I think

26:55

I know it's. Yeah. You

26:58

know, you know, you're on set with these big

27:00

stars and you kind of swallow the pill, but

27:02

at the end of the day, it's like, no, actually

27:05

I have my thing. Yes. You know what I

27:07

mean? And it's like, yeah. And I, and I

27:10

don't want to act like, oh, I'm so good.

27:12

I'm so grateful to be here. No, you should

27:14

be happy. I'm here. Yes.

27:16

It's just like that one

27:19

chef. You went in, you went into a restaurant the

27:21

same night that Julia Roberts was there or she was

27:23

there the night before. And he was not even like

27:25

faced by her at all, but he was like freaking

27:28

out to meet you. He's gay. He's

27:30

not gay. Okay. Wait,

27:32

hold on. There was a chef and

27:35

wow. This is a

27:38

big W for you. I

27:40

know. And he was like, Oh, Julia Roberts is

27:42

there, but he's like, I don't even care. Cause Bobby Lee is

27:44

here. That's

27:47

you. We don't even know that.

27:49

Wait a minute. It's true. I

27:51

can call him. What is it?

27:53

He's a chef. The guy that puts the meat

27:56

in your mouth, the gold plated meat.

27:58

Okay. There's meat. I

28:00

don't I was years ago the out this is

28:02

you know that's what does he said I wasn't

28:04

that's what he said as he will remember. I

28:06

don't know but that's not easy to say and

28:09

I will go to get up at a real

28:11

it's in. It's not a does to Julia Cr

28:13

is obvious Superstar Superstar Lab I worshiper for exactly

28:15

and I do you like of. It's basically what

28:17

she's giving you your flowers and say I made

28:19

a mark in his new media. Yeah.

28:22

Oh it's you know what? You are Me: I'm

28:24

not as armor. I. Used to

28:27

be so stressed on sad. Eyes

28:29

were years. so much more com know. I.

28:37

Exist Are you allowed to take their

28:40

knees? I'm on Ritalin accept. This.

28:42

Anyway, mit a little hyper America, I

28:44

know. I think it's not feeling. Well,

28:47

he probably tainted with him longer. They you

28:49

too many babes? okay? I'd.

28:51

Stomach issues. Anyway, he ate a

28:53

garlic insane cheese and he's like

28:55

tell you why is it. Was

28:59

Marcos' why God made me that?

29:02

Lesser. The hunger pangs. Of.

29:04

Gonna as as old are on. Garlic.

29:07

I'm. Bagel. In my

29:09

refrigerator and I some side

29:11

consider that kimchi, kindred cream

29:14

cheese and recent ah screams

29:16

yeah, I toasted that soccer.

29:19

And with a know that others are gonna do as

29:21

late as bad. As it is

29:23

going on nightmares Sli I misses us.

29:25

Authorize. I'm. Here Anyway, I'm here available.

29:28

Does to do to partner with you and that kind

29:30

of you have to leave early. I know there's no

29:33

way okay ability for to see you in i'm a

29:35

little was you I love it. hasn't been years as

29:37

when you're. You member I did a

29:39

live about a year ago and then you'd jumped

29:41

in. Oh that's right. Arctic fucking Heckling me. The

29:43

thrive on a cellphone you're hurt you While I

29:46

came off of our hearts it the set was

29:48

insane and and you just kept fucking oh yeah

29:50

you would you say are over the what was

29:52

the set against I did.reno I was in the

29:54

laugh factory in. This lady went crazy because she

29:56

said I didn't dress up enough for the show

29:58

around and I look homeless. I can't totally

30:00

why would that the what? I.

30:03

Could achieve what it was like in those

30:05

days are you know and she went crazy.

30:07

So then we have all these heckling videos

30:10

how like uncommon in a hot and I

30:12

did alive and and you're like hey, a

30:14

mosquito bite or you started setting aside from

30:16

our deck year and I was a fucking

30:18

like in of focus Modell Plasma I'm sorry

30:21

as funny liberal mercy like liberal might you

30:23

know I don't know about lonely Was so

30:25

angry about by the site. But.

30:27

You know we get that's that's what you get for Vegas. all.

30:30

Those real where are you were real who are

30:32

play their the Saturday? yeah real makes Vegas

30:34

look I agree. With the reno vibe. Of

30:36

as a as you like needles on the ground

30:38

zero. Where

30:41

do you like the media? Are you have a

30:43

how many people do you want to share staring

30:45

at ya? We we share it with more than

30:48

four would have. You are the poor people have

30:50

no money could on drugs. Has. A

30:52

half job down? Calm

30:54

down. There

30:57

has also there's a laugh after they're still.

31:00

In the Yard Casino or why? it's

31:02

great. But. You get it all,

31:04

gangster. So. Now we are

31:06

probably shows the have to do when you do that.

31:09

Six Oh My. God. Nightmare.

31:12

I. Would like a thirty Friday. Sadder.

31:14

What is it? A Thursday one? Sees.

31:17

You Thursday through Sunday one to two one.

31:19

Wow. But. Your it's

31:21

only thirty minutes. If you're a movie star,

31:23

you key God is due Friday Sunday. I

31:26

can. sometimes I'll do part of it right?

31:28

right? But. Thank you for the fun! It's.

31:31

With you work in an hour Know classy

31:33

this go for. are there any attract those

31:35

in there? I correct in her female ones

31:37

as well as the the raptors a track

31:39

toes yeah. I mean, what are

31:42

you? would you can? I mean when it's a

31:44

trap, those. I think you think

31:46

attractive women sadly you're still read between

31:48

the lines ya is amazing that the

31:50

absurd there's gonna be disarmed is gonna

31:53

be some possibly with the tooth off

31:55

the a lot You know what I'm

31:57

saying? Yeah, figure that out to T

31:59

So. The when it comes on, when I

32:01

stand isn't that big of a deal. ha. I

32:03

agree. I agree, I don't play. That is not

32:06

a deal breaker for me. I, in fact, I

32:08

would rather have a guy with no teeth and

32:10

a guy with good people have bad breath. Like

32:13

a law know bad yet we don't want

32:15

bad breath, bad breath loses. did your at

32:17

how good you you'd have a guy with

32:19

com. Just the gum gum out

32:22

it just guns out like that's not a

32:24

deal breaker for me as long as his

32:26

hygiene like the oral hygiene is still okay.

32:28

Was no teeth. And. Of a we

32:30

don't Ali.their. Okay, if he has got, he's got it out because.

32:33

Of care, dental, caries or did it out. They

32:35

get knocked out the your thing. no teeth. I.

32:37

Mean. Like. An hour no teeth and then

32:40

you also see the nerves. the Dion of Ago. I

32:42

would see that looks painful. I would I get

32:44

up So many brothers Amarillo. His response was

32:47

like rock experiment. Then we will player out

32:49

of it. But. You're actually set.

32:51

But what happens? I mean, you're basically saying

32:53

you're going to do the whole thing. But.

32:55

What about the oral stuff as he was

32:58

to. Take. Care of you, are you?

33:00

Know. I mean, I don't think. It'll

33:02

usually i use your keys. Use.

33:04

You to believe that vagina? the this.

33:07

Ago I guess you would want to have

33:09

a clean mouse. Over

33:12

her vitals. you do either know but

33:14

you mess up of undecided or you

33:16

do. Or oh

33:18

no I think that was a very generous

33:20

thing is eighty are completely ah ah ah

33:23

in assigned year or so and oh wow

33:25

because I would think that would feel better

33:27

for us than it would a woman by.

33:29

I guess it would feel great for you.

33:31

do more Louis that. If. A

33:34

from a woman? Absolutely. There's no threat.

33:36

That are Alibi. two years as a go

33:38

out as a what are yours or I

33:40

want her lips to be will be around

33:42

the clock air but if she was using

33:44

gums. You. Be weird. Are you

33:46

have? You know you've never tried out. What to say? I have

33:48

right? But. If I could feel like i'm

33:51

I just said seems a little too like car

33:53

keys Years ago google news. But

33:56

it's feels. Like it would say

33:58

feel that. Ago with a gun. Lob.

34:00

Yet. If you know how they

34:02

become Job Thera We had to move on. I

34:06

thought this emitting didn't see I see to

34:08

see just we walked of. I thought this

34:10

is like a well documented see that guys

34:12

like gum jobs. That maybe I knew that

34:15

is like I'm job means there's no T.

34:17

I know that rather have someone with Tj

34:19

of the yes that would be an hour

34:21

a week lives are the guys you see

34:24

the over at if you want to it's

34:26

a we would like he's and I'm out

34:28

into the president. What about performing oral sex

34:30

we would like percent of the way to

34:32

squeeze. What about that Those arms to the

34:35

Us useless. Sisters, he hooked up. Located. that's

34:37

that's what he five years ago Did it

34:39

feel good? As their he got

34:41

on. A

34:46

list of of ottawa to go from the panicky. I forgot

34:48

that story. I said to us.

34:51

So they didn't has he's. What?

34:53

How many between the bedroom? Maybe nine

34:55

this. I said oh

34:57

to out over the ratio. Era.

34:59

Yep, it was. That wouldn't do. Back in

35:01

the day when I first heard a headlining

35:04

free my space pre my space I was

35:06

like oh no I anything. I'm.

35:08

Is there a female? Those pretty much

35:10

my prerequisite he up. In order to

35:12

get older you get a used you

35:14

want. To. Ease and you want

35:17

you hims com gobs else you

35:19

want like you know all limbs

35:21

yeah and also some education's enormous

35:23

as on me but like. You.

35:25

Know but you know our like culture know

35:27

tools the know about or wow. Talk

35:31

about Culture Rembrandt A One Night stands?

35:33

Yeah, yeah. But you didn't

35:35

wanna to do all the like a young I

35:37

really like. I'm. In. I'm in. Existential

35:40

isn't as a philosophy like Albert Camus.

35:42

Yeah, you're like, oh, that's cool, You

35:45

know? Who them a?

35:47

have your mother's. Us.

35:51

Are you seeing anybody? now? I am. Interesting.

35:54

Some of the other something I would probably

35:56

now love to talk about, but yes I

35:58

do. You live with her. They do

36:00

what you do. can we even?

36:02

Ah okay wait a while. She's

36:05

was acting gig at a pandemic

36:07

here. Yeah, she was helping me

36:09

with my home life. Mechanic.

36:13

Say like. Testing me

36:15

to say to a game and then might have

36:17

to like the sort I don't know because it's

36:19

it's a. And

36:21

then I'm not trial Ibiza will I

36:23

get oil? A To keep my personalized

36:26

people would are out. I'd want to

36:28

get to specific as right but dele

36:30

alli also because I've known you for

36:32

so long as I would like your

36:34

broad strokes ah abroad shrug Got a

36:36

girlfriend. It's been a few years. I've

36:38

never seen you with the government, I know, I.

36:41

Now right, this is progress. He

36:43

was really lighter. I lover yeah

36:45

us lover. How the great fire.

36:47

You know it's intense because of

36:49

our life and the way we

36:51

are. Yeah certain things that we

36:53

do as listen to you guys

36:55

as comedians. Can. Be

36:57

very isolating to a person that is

36:59

in a relationship with your correct. Ah

37:02

was like out I waited

37:04

what it is okay so

37:06

I can just go away.

37:09

And not see somebody for three days

37:11

straight. I have no problem with that

37:14

of the do my own saying my

37:16

own time, my own own even seconds.

37:20

Sure, No, no checks but

37:22

you don't have to. But I

37:24

would you find that alienate. A

37:26

person as in a relationship with your leg.

37:28

I tend to on us if you don't

37:30

live with a woman and you're not, it's

37:33

it's the living. It's the all encompassing. I

37:35

mean she has been my hip. For.

37:37

The last few years yeah and we've

37:39

done up at all I was in

37:41

have like a different jobs yeah and

37:43

she does a mall with me while

37:45

by it's intense and so my wanting

37:47

to do things the way I want

37:49

to do them can be very isolating

37:51

because they feel like why. Why?

37:53

Am I not with. In. I'm saying

37:56

self and I think that's. It

37:59

says. I mean, I know I'm

38:01

talking about by will it's a thing that

38:03

can really mess with it's not if you're

38:05

in this life You know like

38:08

I know how you are I don't know

38:10

you like what with your day-to-day like the

38:12

rest of your people, but I've known you

38:15

from a long time Yeah, yeah, and I

38:17

understand the basic base level that makes you

38:19

up Right and so for

38:21

somebody that's not in the life I don't know

38:23

what you did before but you're in the life

38:26

But I don't know what you did before you met him if you

38:28

were in the life or not, but the life is

38:31

just different It's really different and so it's like me

38:33

would you like somebody that's a CEO of a company

38:35

that's super busy or is it is It busyness are

38:37

we talking about or is it no I think

38:40

it's a combination in several things Okay

38:42

many things especially if you are

38:44

like I'm not saying all comics But

38:46

you you you are sort of cut

38:48

from a very specific kind of cloth.

38:50

What would that cloth be? Um, you

38:52

know there is like a sprinkle of

38:54

chaos. There is a sprinkle of like

38:57

the love for impermanence there is like

38:59

this kind of like Need

39:02

for you're always gonna put comedy over love

39:04

and family and everything else like this is

39:06

your currency is comedy And I will never

39:08

be able to compete with that and so

39:11

you're always going to prioritize that so it's

39:13

something that I had to wrap my head

39:15

around and it is a very even

39:18

though rewarding place to be can be

39:20

very Isolating I'm first of all I

39:22

don't know why you're all shriveled up. That's an

39:24

amazing That's an amazing

39:26

way to put that you just said it beautiful.

39:29

I think Sarah Silverman said at one time She

39:31

said nothing and I'm miss closing. Hopefully

39:33

I'm not Nothing gum comes

39:35

before the joke. Yeah, and so

39:37

to me I didn't come

39:39

to Hollywood to get a wife I didn't

39:42

come to Hollywood to start a family. I

39:44

came to Hollywood to get love and attention

39:48

and complete Validation.

39:51

I always tell people who do this

39:53

business you have to be Such

39:56

a narcissist to stand in a room

39:58

and say look at me I

40:00

have something to say and

40:02

so insecure that you need to

40:04

do it. And that's the healthiness

40:06

of this. And there's a lot of people

40:09

that say, I do it for the art

40:11

or I love plays. You're lying or you're

40:14

not interesting. Yeah. It's

40:16

the damaged motherfuckers that

40:18

are gonna create something great. You know what I

40:20

mean? People say like Kurt Cobain

40:23

died so young and he did. But

40:25

guess what? You got bleach. You

40:28

are. Nevermind. Nevermind. Yeah, yeah,

40:31

yeah. You got bleach, dude.

40:33

We're the best ones. You get the shit from

40:35

these artists and you drain them but you want

40:37

them. Can we do it in other bands? Yeah,

40:39

no. Sounds

40:43

not sound good. No, you

40:45

got. Yeah, sound artists. Super

40:47

unknown. Exactly. You got Amy

40:49

Winehouse. Yeah, you got what? I

40:52

mean, she died too young when she did. I was a Beatles. But

40:54

you got. Savvy Road. I love this game.

40:56

So it's like, but what you're

40:58

saying is beautiful. And here's the thing. I've dated

41:00

women. It's a horror fest, what she said. Not

41:02

beautiful. No, but it was profound because she said

41:05

impermanence, which I don't really know what that word

41:07

is. I think that means like, my

41:10

chick would like, probably

41:13

wouldn't like to go to

41:16

South Africa or another country

41:18

and be like, she'd be like, what's there?

41:20

If she was working on a movie. To me,

41:23

I'd be like, this is a whole new world.

41:25

Do you know what I mean? We love the

41:27

excitement, the unknown three months in another country. Who

41:30

knows what will be happening? And I think that

41:32

just like, there's like almost like

41:34

the lack of monotony, right? Because I mean,

41:36

even though you go up every night, like

41:38

you kind of really never know what's around

41:40

the corner in your career. Like you have,

41:42

you're getting that dopamine hit of like, oh

41:44

shit, there could be something there that's very

41:47

different, bigger, smaller, but there is that constant

41:49

like case of the unknown. Yeah.

41:52

And I think that if you're, I've dated actresses

41:54

or people that are successful. Yeah, you're

41:56

a business. And

41:59

the difference is. So you're gonna

42:01

be together so you're both of these whirlwinds

42:04

But you're not always gonna be able to hang

42:06

out not a lot But at least you understand

42:08

each other right now if you date

42:10

somebody who's not in the business You're

42:12

here and there and there but they're not gonna

42:14

understand a lot of your life Right unless you

42:16

do what I do and you say it up

42:18

front. That's what I'm saying I tell any

42:21

girl that I've dated before it's like The

42:24

good times are gonna be amazing.

42:26

Yeah Amazing yeah,

42:29

the bad times are gonna be

42:31

terrible but to me and

42:33

I believe Bobby's the same way Like

42:37

I've had some insane things happen on

42:39

a scene insane things happen on the

42:41

set nothing illegal But I've just seen

42:43

a lot of stuff that the new

42:45

generation would melt and cry about I

42:48

know and to me Yeah, I'm like guess

42:50

what? You're in a

42:52

fucking movie like you could hit me

42:54

with a fucking baseball bat, but as

42:57

long as I'm in that movie Yeah,

42:59

guess what? I'm in a And

43:04

so we live in a new generation like It's

43:10

like motherfucker, yeah, this is the

43:12

private sandbox Okay,

43:14

unless you're harboring a super criminal,

43:17

which is very rare There's

43:19

a lot of shit that's gonna happen

43:22

It doesn't leave we but we live

43:24

in this new society where a whole

43:26

subsect has been created from snitching and

43:28

bitching Yes, don't get

43:30

started man with my girlfriend different ilk

43:33

that haven't been in the game. Yeah,

43:35

it's like They want

43:37

normalcy and I'm like, I'm

43:40

sorry Valentine's Day wasn't up

43:42

to your thing. But guess what you were on

43:44

a private jet Yeah, you know

43:46

what I mean? You're at fucking sugar fish

43:48

five nights in the way you're in the

43:50

fucking top of the ballon Oh, yeah, yeah.

43:52

Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I looked at the

43:55

hookers ass ear in fuck man. I do know

43:57

boo not sugar fish Yeah, but you know, I mean like Like

44:00

it's just so and now I thought I

44:03

could go off but it's just like sex

44:05

is everywhere more than ever And

44:07

it's completely so one time I was a man and they

44:10

made us use this Yaris I tell you about

44:12

this a Yaris so they go so the owner of the David

44:16

Salzman goes He owned the

44:18

show is like so, you know, we need to use

44:20

the Yaris in our in our sketches

44:22

So Bob you make sure you say Yaris

44:25

You're a date you have to go you want to go in

44:27

my Yaris to whatever right? I go do

44:30

we get compensation and they go no Right.

44:33

So so we're just hawking a Yaris,

44:35

you know mean? Yeah for you to

44:37

make money So one day I

44:40

stole the car the keys because we had

44:42

a Yaris and I had Jordan Appeal

44:44

in there and I think Ike was in there and I go

44:46

let's go for a ride. Like are you sure? Yeah And

44:50

I went into an alleyway and I scraped the sides

44:54

Oh, yeah, no would jump over these things. I

44:56

fucked up the yards six thousand dollars worth of

44:59

damage And I brought it

45:01

back and they're like Bobby and I

45:03

got in your you know And what

45:05

I'm saying is is that if that if I did that now What

45:09

would happen? You'd be

45:11

in fucking Rikers Dude, I

45:13

like Rikers Island. I'm not even talking about that

45:15

like okay like people Okay,

45:19

you're talking about a Yaris I was

45:22

yeah, are we on the same page?

45:24

No I oh no talking about

45:26

like cocaine like cocaine cocaine was a people

45:28

did I know because I remember seeing Richard

45:31

Pryor No, we got Richard Pryor was on

45:33

the set and he was smoking crack on

45:35

a movie set Yeah, they were like, oh,

45:37

that's just crack first time I ever saw

45:39

cook But I sell heroin bizarrely early in

45:41

my life because I had a weird job

45:44

in Philly Yeah, but it was something normal

45:46

and we just said oh the guy's a heroin addict. What

45:48

was the job? I worked in a shoe store and

45:50

no Was addicted to heroin and

45:53

I was this is kind of crazy. I think about

45:55

now about 13 years old He was a nice enough

45:57

guy. Yeah, we did take to the heroin and it

45:59

was the first Not only was the first time

46:01

I ever saw anyone shoot up It was the first

46:03

time I ever saw someone shoot up in their foot.

46:06

He would use in front of you Yeah, of course and

46:08

not because he I don't know

46:10

if that's in the course But not because he worked out

46:12

he didn't inject in his foot because it was a shoe

46:14

store Which I thought like oh is this like a scene?

46:18

And he was literally go no man my

46:20

fucking veins are done and heat

46:22

the only fucking thing he could get it

46:24

in Yeah, his foot. Yeah, and I was

46:26

13 and I didn't tell

46:28

my parents that kind of thought well That's weird, but then

46:30

like we made good money. He paid his cash we were

46:32

stock boys and then I thought

46:34

nothing of it and it was really until like This

46:37

moment that I thought that's pretty weird because

46:39

it was like like probably it's not but

46:41

it was Philly So we saw a lot

46:44

of weird shit and it's also cool like

46:46

a this generation would go complain They well

46:49

what I'm saying is I didn't see coke until I'm

46:51

not gonna say it wrong I saw coke never until

46:53

a Hollywood set. I have no idea what's going on We're

46:56

using drugs for not me. I get to the

46:58

point though Hollywood you talked

47:00

about your I know

47:02

but I'm just trying to now figure out why

47:05

okay my yards is wrong, okay? Shit

47:08

that happens on a set forget any drugs

47:10

I think they've been worked up people do

47:12

you know that actors hook up with actors?

47:15

actresses and actors and wardrobe have had

47:17

sex with actors or Or

47:20

wardrobe is hooked up with crap. Sorry. That would

47:22

be considered a crime now The people

47:24

like each other right hook up right

47:26

right right. That's okay. Yeah, and these

47:29

people act like yeah They have a

47:31

fucking intimacy consultant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

47:33

fuck is that but fuck out of

47:35

here But have you thought about this though? Do

47:38

you understand what I was talking back? I didn't stay on

47:40

your timeline the kids in the kids

47:42

in the 60s You're

47:47

crazy Johnny Depp did the

47:49

hotel room he ruined it at the four seasons

47:51

I fucked up Okay,

47:57

go ahead you go back

48:00

I wanted to have a most other will have

48:02

a lot with normal. This is normal. Yeah I

48:04

I love that guy Ozone. Budget.

48:07

Was so sick of others of her. It's. The.

48:09

Kids from in I'm in the grew up in the

48:11

forties and fifties they became a in their twenties. they

48:13

did the sixties you know the hippie movement on us

48:15

of yeah and their parents like. The

48:18

music's devil worship. The music too loud.

48:20

I don't understand your nudity. I don't

48:22

understand your culture. That's what we're doing

48:24

to the younger generation now. I.

48:27

Were the old people? Now I get

48:29

so loud I agree on being an

48:31

old lady. But. Am I

48:33

lost? You don't understand. I do understand And

48:36

it's what. Know, I do wonders. You don't

48:38

know what I'm to as an old man.

48:40

That's what I'm trying to adapt to what

48:42

they're saying because know there's certain things that

48:44

just don't make sense. But I can be

48:46

allied on your Chino in reality or your

48:49

city. What's that going to make any sense

48:51

of the people know, but that's a Td

48:53

Now they would say it's a dick. As

48:58

through the way to sit idle your

49:00

whole thing I I don't want to

49:02

get in trouble when I love okay

49:04

but the whole thing with like France

49:06

movement is beautiful. We've known trans or

49:08

whole life to I couldn't Silly there

49:10

always is consensus states we work in

49:12

Hollywood and a trance is just waiting

49:14

for all. This movement happened to my

49:16

whole thing as I try to address

49:18

it in a way I'm trying to

49:20

a joke about. By to Edmunds was

49:22

that do it yet you which is

49:24

basically like know that dummett disconnect is

49:26

when somebody is wearing. A jil

49:28

sander dress young and he has you know

49:31

i erm as many yeah but he has

49:33

a beard yeah and he still has a

49:35

clock the are and nine inch cock of

49:37

there is nothing wrong with that does of

49:40

the what would what would the know what

49:42

would the farmer. In Iowa is gonna

49:44

go. Hey. Bro and he's

49:46

like fuck yo and it's like

49:49

all I'm saying is we were.

49:51

Raised to see that that cox.

49:53

Represented still a dude. Ago

49:56

and so for we just don't understand.

49:59

Students. What did not? Yeah, yeah,

50:01

I just I'm saying it's like it. Does

50:03

it mean you're not going to become a

50:05

woman in line with the flow so we

50:07

don't get in trouble with that go with

50:09

of motor skills are. Still

50:12

are still what is out for what

50:14

I'm. Trying to say as he said up, you can

50:16

be that and it does It mean you can't feel. That

50:18

way you can't live a beautiful life that you

50:21

have to educate the world with it more for

50:23

people that like, well, I. Was raised.

50:25

It was that that still they are So

50:27

I don't know why that's a pussy when

50:29

it's a nine inch cock. Yeah I get

50:31

which is is Ray I did as a

50:34

result as Legacy impressive no real those was

50:36

like what would you an offer but yah

50:38

yah that's her Tennessee. So of the fact

50:40

that you can't talk about certain subject. Is

50:42

crazy. Yeah. It's because we

50:45

know when albums. What?

50:47

The fuck happens! Tell me

50:49

what the fuck have you been to

50:52

be cancelled from? What a fucking four

50:54

year non smoking going forward p Thought

50:56

feel. Ah,

51:01

Wow Wow. I thought executives are

51:03

going to show up at your

51:05

sold out fucking shows you do

51:08

at the main room and you

51:10

destroy. You. Know here's how some

51:12

of us do it. In high

51:15

school we want a part of the fucking

51:17

cool group of was nice I know a

51:19

good want to get him we have been

51:21

we are the ones. Do. People love

51:23

your that was the world is woven

51:25

on Cs. Go. Over

51:27

Julia Roberts, you have fucking you.

51:29

Had a fucking dining. For. Ten

51:32

years that was on your fucking knob.

51:34

You guys aren't together anymore. A

51:37

New York I don't be an area of.

51:40

The seal. Okay so we're devices

51:42

I don't really have any be

51:45

so answer may lie for July

51:47

everybody's his brother Peter the budget

51:49

is. It was as if. You

51:52

know they they would. that is. Yeah, I

51:54

know what it is like. I'd never hobby

51:57

and touching your penis. States has done so

51:59

of us. A fist bump is a- Which

52:01

is- there's a gotta be boundaries, but anyway, let me-

52:03

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, but you do understand why I have

52:05

the fears. No, but wait, before I

52:07

was going to that. Okay. My trans rant wasn't anything

52:09

bad against trans rants. I think what you

52:11

basically said is that you wish there was

52:14

like grace offered on both ends. Like, where

52:16

it was just like, if we fuck up,

52:19

um, that there is an understanding of why

52:21

we fuck up, and also there's an understanding

52:23

of like both ways, like- You're

52:25

so right, and I just- I'm sorry, I don't

52:27

wanna cut you off. It's just that I have

52:29

a dispassionate thought. You're exactly correct. I know multiple

52:32

people that are in different stages of transitioning. At

52:34

least three. And they don't get mad

52:36

at any of this stuff. We talk, we

52:38

like- Same, same. It's the people virtue signaling

52:40

in that corner. And it's like, okay, I'm

52:42

just saying my brother is older than me

52:44

than normal fucking dude, and he just learned

52:46

what a pansexual was. And

52:48

it was like, you know, I'm like, don't say that shit,

52:50

that's the wrong thing to say. But you

52:52

have to give a little bit of leeway to

52:54

the fucking normal person. There are people, you

52:56

have to- you also have to kind of-

52:59

we have to agree that there are people

53:01

who are like willfully trying to not understand.

53:03

A hundred percent, but this- you could say

53:05

the same thing about willfully not trying to

53:07

understand Asians. Willfully not trying

53:09

to understand a fucking Why

53:12

I Was in Tremors 6. Like, I mean, there's- There's

53:14

all- There's

53:18

gonna be fucking haters everywhere. That's Trevor movie,

53:20

but oh, thank you, by the way. It

53:22

is not- no one's

53:24

beyond reproach. And we're, you

53:27

know, we're saying it's like we should be able

53:29

to talk about everything to the point

53:31

where I just saw him on the most popular podcast in

53:33

the world, and there was a subject brought up and he

53:35

didn't even want to talk about it. And I totally was

53:37

like, I agree with you. And

53:39

it's like, we can't talk about

53:42

certain things. And that's unhealthy. Without

53:44

being canceled. That's insane. You

53:46

addressed it really well, though. You know what pissed me off?

53:49

What? When you did that movie with John Voight, I forgot

53:51

what the movie was. Did you follow that story? Yeah, so

53:53

I'll let you set it up. Here's what's missing me off,

53:55

right? For

53:57

instance, like, if I, you know, it goes through your-

54:00

agent right yeah right so you

54:02

get a call for your agent going here's a movie's got

54:04

John Voight who else is in it John

54:06

Voight Stacy Jadash yeah a bunch

54:09

of Joey Lawrence yeah yeah all

54:11

different types right and

54:13

you go you know I like the part cuz I like the

54:15

part you know when I saw I didn't see the movie outside

54:17

the trailer okay yeah I thought you were great in the trailer

54:20

they oh that's you that feels like you're mean and

54:22

then it comes out mm-hmm and

54:24

then they're like Jimmy Kennedy

54:26

is right way yes

54:29

yeah and I'm like no she

54:31

just said yes to a movie yes

54:34

that you're the agent call you know I mean

54:36

and it's like oh yeah I'll do the movie

54:38

yes cuz we like acting yeah on the Tim

54:40

Allen Debra messing front that's a good one John

54:43

Voight and Angelina Jolie yeah I don't

54:46

know that's games over yeah we

54:48

already get there because they're like

54:50

father daughter and they're all right you're right

54:53

right right right well yeah I mean look

54:55

listen I want to comment on what he

54:57

said I'll come on that first of

54:59

all thank you for following you're welcome you could you could

55:01

have had me on the pod then when the movie was

55:04

out I was scared exactly I

55:06

bet you were were you scared oh yeah were

55:08

you actually fucking scared I was scared you were

55:10

fucking out there for you and I didn't do

55:12

anything you're I didn't fucking beat

55:16

no one's ass I didn't finger-bang some

55:18

chicken fucking burg them Goodman I didn't

55:22

fucking call somebody fucking the wrong pronoun

55:24

I literally acted I know okay but

55:27

here's what I want to tell you

55:29

tell me everything is that I

55:32

want to be transparent about that cuz I love you brought up I

55:34

was offered eighty I think eighty

55:36

five thousand dollars okay and a little pretty

55:39

good yeah how many days of work uh

55:41

I was nine months

55:44

I mean listen I've made more I've made

55:46

less but you know it's like that's a

55:48

healthy offer for this teenage offers a great

55:50

offer and I think I got a

55:52

piece of the back end which I never saw yeah

55:54

it happens but and

55:56

I was a straight offer and

55:59

a historical drama Yeah, now obviously

56:01

people in Silver Lake feel very

56:03

differently about the history than the people

56:05

in Irvine Yeah, okay, and I was

56:08

educated like a motherfucker the guy who

56:10

produced the movie is fucking really smart

56:12

Yeah, and the minute I got it

56:14

I'm like this is a part where I get to

56:17

look different and the difference between

56:19

me and you bro And this is for everyone

56:21

like there's no difference in Bobby Wearing

56:24

a fucking fake nose on mad TV

56:26

the skill set with which you do

56:28

that or me in the Jamie can

56:31

experiment and someone doing

56:33

it in cold mountain We

56:36

mean cold mountain Nicole

56:38

Kidman. Whoa, I know Wolf,

56:41

I don't know but she won an Oscar and she

56:43

was great in it But that

56:45

because it's some serious piece of art

56:47

that is looked upon and revered But

56:50

Bobby doing it on Saturday night at

56:52

1 a.m. Yeah, and he plays a

56:54

totally different character. It's considered funny Yeah,

56:56

I mean or I do it and they go I

56:58

love your little skit. Yeah, I made some it the

57:00

other day They said oh, I loved your little skit.

57:02

I Did

57:05

a thing and they go oh, I loved your skit and

57:07

her boyfriend was like skit He's not your fucking

57:09

clown Like yeah, and it's this whole thing about

57:11

comedy not being but long story boring is that

57:13

I got to do this Type

57:16

of different look but I knew it was gonna be

57:18

in a drama. So I'm like, oh but this might

57:20

move the needle. Yeah, yeah and Look

57:23

at John Voight is one of the I

57:25

put him on my mount Rushmore of actors

57:27

He's a Mount Rushmore look at right. Look

57:30

at have ever seen midnight cowboy. One of

57:32

the best movies ever made You've seen it.

57:34

Yeah, midnight cowboy is like insane and they

57:36

have ever seen I'm

57:38

walking here. That's doesn't huh? Oh, yeah,

57:40

that was in the movie Joe

57:44

buck is that in the movie? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

57:46

That's That's

57:49

not about this if you ever watch

57:52

he he's done so many amazing movies

57:54

an amazing fucking act So

57:56

I get to work amongst

57:58

the ilks of greatness Yeah,

58:00

okay mission impossible exactly okay. I

58:03

don't give a fuck about their

58:05

political bullshit Okay, yeah, could

58:07

you don't be great if you interrupted more? Way

58:11

like anyway, I'm losing the

58:13

bit you're heckling. I just thought

58:15

about like I've never done your podcast Dude,

58:19

I have a text from you asking you to do it.

58:21

You never know yes, I did all right, and you said

58:23

okay Finish and

58:25

then you're like okay. I'm a little busy And then

58:27

I'll do you kind of said you were busy But

58:29

then you were like I can do ever been I

58:31

can make never done it. Let's move on okay. I

58:34

did so we have This

58:38

movie and the movie comes out, and it's

58:40

all this stuff. They're saying. I'm a right-winger

58:43

Yeah, and I'm like what the fuck are

58:45

you talking about do first of all

58:47

I pay my taxes I just paid a

58:49

fuckload of taxes. Yeah, it's one of the reasons

58:51

I think this like I loved it. This is my home,

58:54

and I love is William Forsyth a right-winger No,

58:57

and he's in the great actor great Were

59:00

you aware of like the controversy around like

59:02

Stacy dash and like other people yes? But

59:04

I didn't give a fuck because she's a

59:07

fucking legend. She's a great actress. I don't

59:09

give a fuck with her views are

59:11

she's great Okay, there was people

59:13

in it that were not right wingers that were

59:15

just in it So to say and there was

59:17

a lot of certain things that were truth. Here's

59:19

an example. Do you know who Margaret? I try

59:22

to remember this all Margaret. Oh, yeah, you know

59:25

You know Margaret Sanger is yeah, okay,

59:28

Margaret scientist She

59:30

I'm not enough. I don't know enough about it, but

59:32

she was one of the She's

59:35

a reason why you have a lot of rights as a

59:37

woman And she's

59:39

basically the reason why you can

59:41

go and have an abortion right

59:44

now Don't sound like that, but it's

59:46

true look it up But Margaret Sanger

59:49

with with her progress which a lot

59:51

of women will be very happy with

59:54

There was also a lot of smoke and

59:56

one of the things she did is she

59:59

rumored that she hung around with the Klan.

1:00:02

So one of the things is that

1:00:05

Margaret Sanger pushed plan and parenthood, almost

1:00:07

invented it, but also was

1:00:09

friendly with the Ku Klux Klan

1:00:11

and something called eugenics. Yeah. Now

1:00:14

you can look this up. It's

1:00:16

a very controversial thing. People, both

1:00:18

things can be true. That's

1:00:20

just like, um, Gandhi, um, you

1:00:23

know, being this like revered man,

1:00:26

also, you know, some

1:00:29

historians say that his whole thing was like laying

1:00:31

in bed with like young family

1:00:35

members and, and using them

1:00:37

as a way to test his own self

1:00:40

control. And it's like

1:00:42

that's fucking creepy. Okay. Legend. He's

1:00:44

just edging it. But Gandhi is also Gandhi.

1:00:46

Let's go deeper. Uh-oh. What about the

1:00:49

fucking, uh, who's the new guy? Who's

1:00:52

the new guy? New, the new dude. You

1:00:54

know what I'm talking about. Not to Gandhi,

1:00:56

but he's, my brain is

1:00:59

fucked. You

1:01:01

guys type that in dude. I'm

1:01:05

sorry. I can't remember Dolly

1:01:07

Lama. You

1:01:13

know what he is? Do you know what he is? The

1:01:16

young boy comes up and he goes, give me a kiss.

1:01:19

And then he goes, tongue. Yeah.

1:01:21

And he goes, I know. Okay. So let's be real. How deep

1:01:23

down this rabbit hole you want to go. And the bellies are

1:01:26

here for it because if you look at the comments in the

1:01:28

last one, we did it. What

1:01:30

the fuck is that? He told her, he,

1:01:33

oh my God, hung fucking

1:01:35

dark nine year old boys.

1:01:38

It's cultural. I wasn't there. It's

1:01:40

on the internet. Yeah. I wasn't there.

1:01:43

So there's your example that's

1:01:45

happening today. That's

1:01:47

cultural, bro. I don't know. I wasn't

1:01:49

there. It's on the internet. I don't, I

1:01:52

know. I understand that, but I don't know. My

1:01:54

tongue is it. Let me just say

1:01:56

this. Okay. My father, No,

1:02:00

we what can I talk why I love that

1:02:02

she says chaos and I'm lumped into this Can

1:02:06

I talk all right we can okay, so my

1:02:08

dad used to kiss me on the lips that's

1:02:10

okay I'm just saying but you go

1:02:13

football kiss him in the lip. It's cute I know

1:02:15

but one time we were in school and I did it when

1:02:17

he dropped me off and all the kids

1:02:19

and the teachers Like whoa, that was weird for

1:02:21

what did he do he kiss you in the lips? I know but

1:02:24

they're like do your dad kiss you on the lips. There's nothing wrong.

1:02:26

I know I got done No, there's nothing wrong with it Accent

1:02:29

but We

1:02:33

were like growing up with Filipino, I

1:02:36

made that story up fine. Oh my god Like

1:02:50

when you grew up in a Filipino family like Gilbert

1:02:52

and I like it's so Common

1:02:54

for aunties uncles to sort

1:02:56

of like sucker dick Almost

1:03:04

like they see it as like a sign

1:03:06

of like endearment where they will literally either

1:03:08

grab your dick or grab your pussy and

1:03:10

like In a very quote-unquote they hold back

1:03:12

without trying to chase you up the runway sometimes

1:03:16

But they'll be like Cultural

1:03:19

you weren't there Now

1:03:22

this is going slowly into a felony If

1:03:26

it's true, I know it's true, but some

1:03:28

people would say where CPS let's go back

1:03:30

I'm just getting me Dalai Lama better than

1:03:32

a doubt Okay, so yours like the kissing

1:03:34

on the lips nothing weird about that. No.

1:03:36

Oh, hi Bobo the grabbing of your dick

1:03:39

Okay, what are you talking about now? I

1:03:41

find running away. Yeah. Yeah, so everyone's

1:03:43

laughing So everyone's laughing and they'll be

1:03:45

like for instance if I was Gilbert's auntie, I would

1:03:47

grab his dick Wow, you've grown and

1:03:49

then I'll be like stop I had it's like you

1:03:51

have a girlfriend now you have a girlfriend And

1:03:55

men on men women on women like I've

1:03:57

been my aunties have you've been like Wow,

1:04:00

you grow. Yeah. Yeah.

1:04:03

I'm just saying it's an Asian

1:04:06

cultural thing. Asian cultural to grab

1:04:08

your nephews junk. Yeah. How many

1:04:10

hugs? How

1:04:13

many hugs are we talking about? And

1:04:15

are you catching blood? Well. And also Jamie,

1:04:17

if they took a photo of that

1:04:20

and they put it on the newspaper, people would have

1:04:22

their own ideas. I

1:04:25

have my own right now. All

1:04:28

right. Anyway, it does not in any

1:04:30

way. It does not in any way.

1:04:33

It does not in any way. You

1:04:35

just fucking blight a mass. That's not talking about

1:04:37

building. That's not going up and you're like, OK,

1:04:39

let's go to fucking Chick-fil-A. No, what are you

1:04:42

talking about? Let me tell you something.

1:04:44

That's a lot. What's your opinion? What's your

1:04:46

opinion on that? I mean, like, obviously

1:04:49

now it's really simple. It's very weird. It's

1:04:51

weird. OK. Very weird. Well, it's never I've never

1:04:53

had. Hands never reached me. I was always fast.

1:04:56

But she was trying to grab the

1:04:58

dick. Yes. But hey, maybe maybe that's

1:05:00

why you're fast now. It's

1:05:03

because of that exercise. Cultural. It's

1:05:06

cultural. Well, it's like painting the like

1:05:08

in chronic care. The Cuomo brothers got

1:05:10

kicked out of CNN because the woman's

1:05:12

back. And they said, we're Italian. So

1:05:14

I mean, yeah, OK, let's. There's a lot

1:05:16

of well, no, I'm in comment on it. OK, go

1:05:18

ahead. By

1:05:21

the way, I'm Irish and I wish I had

1:05:23

more hugs. So like people would be like, oh,

1:05:25

what are you doing here? Like that was our

1:05:27

right. Right. Right. So I probably we

1:05:29

should probably meet in the middle of where our cultures

1:05:32

are. But

1:05:34

here's what I want to tell you is that you

1:05:37

fucking just lost my chance. That's great. And I meant to.

1:05:40

I'm so happy that I hate that when you got

1:05:42

a little gun down. Never going to. You're never going

1:05:44

to be the agent of chaos. Yeah, because he

1:05:46

doesn't want to go there. I don't want to go

1:05:48

anywhere. I would love. I would love. I love you.

1:05:51

And I've always loved to put you in a

1:05:53

straitjacket. I tie

1:05:55

you down. Have no vapes.

1:05:58

OK, the only way you get vape smoke. someone blows

1:06:00

it in your mouth and keep

1:06:02

your head straight. Do you remember

1:06:04

you fought for me for kicking it off?

1:06:08

Yes, of course. They said no. And then

1:06:10

you said no. The company did. And then you

1:06:12

said you said to them, I want

1:06:14

to read, you go, I want to read with him. We

1:06:17

actually do look like we look like we all

1:06:19

kind of look similar. Yeah, yeah. You know, you

1:06:21

look oddly Asian there, Jamie. Is

1:06:24

anyone grabbing my junk? And

1:06:27

then you go, is that a good way? What

1:06:29

am I wearing? Look at you. Look at you.

1:06:31

You were like, it was like of

1:06:33

the day, but it was also. Oh, I

1:06:36

remember. Remind me of I'm going to go on this. Remember

1:06:39

why I'm going to say Thomas Jefferson. OK, so

1:06:42

this is great. Let me tell

1:06:44

you something. It's funny, bro, because I don't remember everything

1:06:46

because I had COVID like five fucking times in my

1:06:48

brain, but I got a lot. I'm

1:06:50

sure your memory is probably a little shot, right? So great.

1:06:54

So, dude, you're so fucking funny.

1:06:56

And I remember tell me if I'm wrong. This

1:06:58

was like your first big part in a movie.

1:07:00

Yeah. But you,

1:07:02

to me, are everything that's example

1:07:04

of what we should do is

1:07:07

creative. Is give the best

1:07:09

person the job. And you

1:07:11

were fucking. That's what I felt like. Because I

1:07:13

remember my brother and I drove to the his

1:07:15

office and you met me there and

1:07:17

you're like, I'm going to read with you because

1:07:20

they said, no, I'm going to read with you. And so you read with me.

1:07:22

I felt so comfortable and I read with

1:07:24

you. And then I remember them giving you the job right

1:07:26

then and there. Dude, yeah, I believe

1:07:29

in the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm just grateful

1:07:31

that you fought for me and I'll never forget it.

1:07:33

Thank you, buddy. You you've

1:07:35

talked about it before. You were just but

1:07:37

you were so good in the movie and

1:07:39

you're so funny. And I tried

1:07:41

to hang out with you more, but you kind of

1:07:43

isolated. But you know who I really know. I did.

1:07:46

Yeah. Rosenbaum. You know, Rosenbaum connected. Yeah, you connected, but

1:07:48

you didn't really hang out with Rosenbaum on the movie

1:07:50

that much, did you? No, you here's OK. Can I

1:07:52

ask? All right. Here's what here's the deal.

1:07:56

There was a time in my life when I showed

1:07:58

up to movies and TV shows and whatever. I was

1:08:00

working on and I didn't talk to any actors

1:08:02

or created any kind of relationships. I was so

1:08:04

scared. I Just do

1:08:06

my lines do this. I can leave right I get

1:08:08

that It's only in the last 10 years

1:08:11

where I can walk into a job

1:08:13

and come out with it with real

1:08:15

friends and Relationships because I'm confident in

1:08:17

my ability, but then I wasn't so

1:08:19

I my bad No,

1:08:21

dude, I'm so happy that you came here today.

1:08:23

I'm happy to be here. I thought that we um,

1:08:26

I I

1:08:28

think we touched about a lot of fun things Is

1:08:31

it over? No, it's not. Okay. I didn't know

1:08:33

if you're wrapping up. I'm not wrapping up Okay,

1:08:35

no, but can you sit with this do me

1:08:37

a favor? You do me a favor? Hmm. Is

1:08:40

he here yet? Yeah Okay, so there's

1:08:42

a guy just did that lady leave because

1:08:44

no no no No,

1:08:46

because of this guy. So this is okay. No, but check

1:08:48

it out. There's a guy here that we have our I

1:08:51

know we do An hour would just keep going. I

1:08:53

know no, but we have another guy here that they're making I

1:08:56

don't want He's

1:09:04

trying to be like an entertainer but

1:09:06

he has like 1.2 million followers I feel like this

1:09:08

is a setup Where

1:09:10

it's where on your auntie, I swear on

1:09:13

all my Okay,

1:09:15

George. Okay. See what do you want? No,

1:09:20

but I don't want I don't even need one of

1:09:22

him sitting next to Jamie maybe Jamie should be One

1:09:26

more time maybe go scoot over legs. I don't want

1:09:28

you to get really that near out. Is that working? What's

1:09:31

his name? Jimmy Lee

1:09:33

Jimmy. Yeah. Yeah I

1:09:36

swear by the way, Jamie. Jamie. We're my favorite show.

1:09:38

Jamie. Jamie on my Sobriety and

1:09:40

on our friendship on your

1:09:42

gluten-free. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not this is not

1:09:45

a thing You can leave my who you

1:09:47

couldn't leave if you want to they did

1:09:49

and I did You

1:09:52

heard of the show you've heard of

1:09:54

h3 podcast with you. Yeah, of course.

1:09:56

Yes. He's a regular regular on there Yeah, okay.

1:09:58

Okay. So what was it? Jimmy Lee here that's

1:10:01

him okay. Hey, what

1:10:04

is that Jimmy? Okay,

1:10:07

what is it? Yeah,

1:10:10

okay Yeah,

1:10:19

baby This

1:10:21

is yeah, come on.

1:10:23

I feel like you guys What's in

1:10:25

here this is compliment from my hotel

1:10:27

the Peninsula Hotel, yeah, is that fancy?

1:10:35

Oh, yeah, okay. I don't know you're invited.

1:10:37

I'm not going okay I'm

1:10:41

not angry about it at all. You know, but

1:10:43

I'm not hustle at all. So I'm wondering Jimmy,

1:10:45

right? Yes, yeah, James.

1:10:47

Yeah, anyone? Yeah, I may I may

1:10:49

I Bobby you put the headphones on

1:10:51

if you want. I'm driving Okay,

1:10:55

okay. Um, wait, what's in here? I

1:10:58

would love it Bobby would What's

1:11:01

on your head well a guy came up

1:11:03

to me I mean I'm eating up Bobby get this I'm

1:11:05

eating lunch Jamie's with me. Yeah. Yeah,

1:11:07

and a guy rides up and says you play for the

1:11:09

New York Jets Yeah, and I said, why do you think

1:11:11

I play for the New York Jets? You're wearing a football

1:11:13

helmet Hey,

1:11:16

I thought I was Joe name it That's

1:11:19

great. That's why my knees went bad. My

1:11:21

wife thought it was for Yeah, my

1:11:23

wife's got them for Bobby, but yeah, yeah,

1:11:25

yeah gastrointestinal thing

1:11:29

Yeah, it's not real. Well, okay.

1:11:31

We'll talk. Oh listen move on. Okay, by

1:11:33

the way. Yeah Charles says hi I was

1:11:35

here in Charles. Yeah, who's that from

1:11:37

England? Oh, okay. I'll tell

1:11:39

him I said hi to the little guy They had to

1:11:41

prostate problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know over the street. What

1:11:43

open your game I would

1:11:45

love Bobby if you'd open it. It is

1:11:47

from the hotel fruit. No, it's

1:11:49

something you'll love it It's one of your favorites. Okay,

1:11:52

look at it. I would love you to yeah. Yes,

1:11:54

please. Oh, it's Asian food Yeah,

1:11:57

yeah. Oh, thank you. What

1:12:02

it is it's a this is a Korean

1:12:04

food has got some are google be a

1:12:06

surprise comes Mc and Zola way may go

1:12:08

good says know what has an over Asia.

1:12:11

It's. A sibling them or was it says

1:12:13

effects of the federal assistance of son of

1:12:15

a Steady They just have a i'll put

1:12:17

it I originally three who later. By.

1:12:20

Governments. Of just front

1:12:22

of you Elvis because I had that of as a are you.

1:12:24

See of. Your

1:12:28

from Florida. New Jersey useless.

1:12:30

You know what I like many diverse

1:12:32

as as you got an accent He

1:12:34

did his researcher of well you that

1:12:36

an accent of New York? Silly Yeah

1:12:38

really. what do you do. Ah

1:12:41

good actor. So. I tumbled.

1:12:43

I do. I don't know if I've been

1:12:45

over some ever met You know the to

1:12:47

be hostile or not be hostile complacency that

1:12:49

where. Are ya? I'm

1:12:51

a dentist by day and at a so

1:12:53

called comedian by night. You. Are yes

1:12:55

I do. You feel about just

1:12:58

gum gum there? You

1:13:00

have if a woman with a lotta have a

1:13:02

job or. Sizes in either option earlier

1:13:04

less. Of

1:13:06

a toothless woman with the

1:13:08

breasts or fully tooth woman

1:13:10

with that brass. About neither.

1:13:14

Oh wow yeah that's a good

1:13:16

answer. Yes sir, What week? So

1:13:18

I'm says is this real? My.

1:13:21

You don't know each other either. I never met

1:13:23

a red meat never real and you came on

1:13:25

this pod worries and and promote. Where.

1:13:29

I'm gonna let bought by Bobby's the hosts.

1:13:31

Whatever he wants to talk about, talk to

1:13:33

him. He has a real Philly accent as

1:13:35

his head. He's a really good have a

1:13:37

he's used vehicle about his son Ethan. Yes,

1:13:39

three that has this guy on or the

1:13:41

hello right? But then say that I said

1:13:43

no and. I

1:13:45

joined the Georgia guys. Always something to days I

1:13:47

don't know what's going on about. How is your

1:13:50

really good to have your ears pull? Same outfit

1:13:52

is it's his nine you know what it is

1:13:54

A why not every other word as though not

1:13:56

all version or the same outfit put out bracelets

1:13:58

and. I never saw. Why do you have their

1:14:00

Dads was. Walking Weird cause you got his way.

1:14:03

Males video me got the same bracelet you're

1:14:05

from. You know if you know this is

1:14:07

weird were disease or were you this is

1:14:09

a work this is it. Arrived to be

1:14:11

talking to my. It's decision. Obi Bizarre.

1:14:13

You are on our home from Upper Darby,

1:14:15

Philly or your oh yeah so my yom

1:14:17

this is a work be my allegories With

1:14:20

my uncle's from Penarth, a hobby on Upper

1:14:22

Darby, I know exactly where this yes that's

1:14:24

a really no real at my mom's side

1:14:26

of family. As weird Upper Darby, where

1:14:29

do you do comedy? I haven't seen you around.

1:14:31

the saw a lot of shoes in the men's

1:14:33

room because my jokes or shit to be honest

1:14:35

some areas of I yes he has his idea

1:14:37

as was that's fully developed just up the kids

1:14:39

are but not. Much

1:14:42

are interrelated. Bobby in the Philippines to done

1:14:44

to help. With. The war with

1:14:46

Iraq stops along. And even doing

1:14:49

comedy. Oh I've been to com a ten

1:14:51

years. I started doing stand up that didn't work. But

1:14:53

that. The. Stand Up Okay everybody told me

1:14:55

to sit down and then I did street comedy

1:14:57

and I start getting these views from Brazil. when

1:15:00

I did all the street comedy a very calming

1:15:02

mean on the street for the story know all

1:15:04

your straight comedy like insults style very offensive and

1:15:06

the more offensive I was the more views I

1:15:09

got right? So that's what I heard that you're

1:15:11

a sets of to rip up me a little

1:15:13

bit. Ah, I'm.

1:15:16

Move. Or. In terms of your

1:15:18

race or your as you're waiting for

1:15:20

electronic violent rage filled with her as

1:15:22

a rosary ratio your Korean yeah. Okay,

1:15:26

I don't think of a jokes. While

1:15:29

you're gonna have to decide ah well out

1:15:31

of my wife is my wife's actually on

1:15:33

Han Chinese I muttered okay yeah and I

1:15:36

took her to the Doctor Bob for

1:15:38

six years. Yeah every time I took her

1:15:40

he says your wife has malaria your wife

1:15:42

has malaria said took her Lasers are finally

1:15:45

said them away season He said now you

1:15:47

tell me cycle Jamie Jimmy says he finally

1:15:49

doctor yes I switched. And

1:15:53

I switched. I'd switch thought of pages noted

1:15:55

to be I agree. With you guys know

1:15:57

each other. What are your week? Upper Darby.

1:16:00

I don't diner surely I went with him to Hong

1:16:02

Kong Who's your

1:16:04

wife Asian? She no actually wait

1:16:06

a minute. What about his cock? Talk

1:16:10

about his cock. Yeah. Well, well, he's got four inches

1:16:12

and that's the width that I know I Know

1:16:16

when he plops it over the shoulder. He gives the guy a

1:16:18

black. I know I know about these guys. Oh,

1:16:20

yeah Yeah, yeah, this is so far.

1:16:23

We're here. Hold on. It's not real.

1:16:25

Yeah Yeah, what's not

1:16:27

real? Who are these? What are these guys?

1:16:29

Oh weird So this is Mitch. Yeah, I

1:16:31

don't believe I believe this is a work.

1:16:33

You know, you know, it's not real I

1:16:36

don't believe this is just me for one fuck. Yeah

1:16:39

Guy would not come in with an

1:16:41

Adidas Jamie

1:16:45

Kennedy No,

1:16:48

and you got a you're letting these dudes in

1:16:54

Hey care on something I wear on

1:16:56

the dolly long Hey

1:16:58

Jamie, let me taste of the right now Jamie, honestly

1:17:00

Jamie you can leave right now You know, he didn't

1:17:03

you could leave right now. It's not gonna fucking effect.

1:17:05

I regret even asked you to stay Yeah,

1:17:09

yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, it's

1:17:11

real on my Why

1:17:15

would you let strangers in? I don't know

1:17:26

Chili, that's chili pumice son from get

1:17:28

shorty. That's Danny Palma. Okay.

1:17:31

Yeah, you say so. Yeah Those

1:17:34

guys came in to film your oh, oh, oh guess

1:17:36

what came in your fill my life Yeah, you know

1:17:38

you get a fat girl and bake Elle. What is

1:17:40

that? You better get a fat girl in bed. Oh

1:17:43

piece of cake You

1:17:47

wrote that Did you hear

1:17:49

that joke piece of cake? Yeah,

1:17:51

but what was the setup? How do you get a

1:17:53

fat girl? I'm yeah. Yeah pretty good. Oh, no. No

1:17:55

good. It's good. But is it a street joke or

1:17:57

your joke? Yeah Yeah a street joke to a fact

1:18:00

As I say you have some on your chin. She said

1:18:02

why say your other chin? That's a street joke.

1:18:04

Yeah, okay That's it.

1:18:06

I need to know what's happening So

1:18:09

these guys came in hold on. I'm gonna ask you

1:18:11

questions. They don't have sweatsuits though I know why did

1:18:13

they come in to film your content? They came in

1:18:15

to help if Bobby would allow it But

1:18:17

you didn't even ask yeah, you didn't

1:18:19

ask that's true. What do you guys have to add? What

1:18:21

are you guys filming? For

1:18:24

social media are you guys real? Are

1:18:28

you real like is this real or is this a work? Jeannie

1:18:31

why would I work you dude? Because I'm honest.

1:18:33

No, I would never work you. This is kind

1:18:35

of a This

1:18:37

is so bizarre Then

1:18:40

you got these dudes Then

1:18:42

how do I how would you got your hair?

1:18:44

Is that your hair and that's perfect spray on?

1:18:47

So I'm like, this is a character. Yeah, I

1:18:49

know is it real real This is Kevin Kevin

1:18:51

B salon very famous guy Kevin B. So these

1:18:54

guys but but of course if this was for

1:18:56

my podcast I'd be like yo, yo, yo, yo,

1:18:58

who are these guys? What are you doing? You're

1:19:00

not doing that So I'm as a mix me

1:19:02

think that you are in on it funny

1:19:06

thing is But

1:19:08

it looks it looks like it would be a setup.

1:19:10

Just let me just talk to my friend Jamie real

1:19:12

quick. Okay You

1:19:15

Know how to get a fat on bench. Yeah, it

1:19:18

cook it. I don't know cooking. Yeah, yeah, it's a piece

1:19:20

of cake I mean I said cupcake I

1:19:25

don't like to look like that. Anyway, my point is this.

1:19:28

Okay, look at me right now. Okay, I can't look at

1:19:30

me right now Okay, go ahead. I

1:19:32

swear to God on my mother's life. All right

1:19:35

I just found out a minute before we you were

1:19:37

coming over. He's like we could do we're gonna do

1:19:39

ten more minutes with Some another guy I go. How

1:19:41

does that work? This and that I go who is

1:19:43

it? So I had to educate educate myself on it

1:19:45

and then like I don't know I don't know who

1:19:47

these two guys are. I don't that's why

1:19:49

you could leave at any moment It's not a prank or anything like

1:19:51

that. I want you to feel that way How

1:19:53

would I know that you were gonna dress like that? This is this is

1:19:55

what I think you watch this and then you Let's

1:20:00

fuck with Jamie will hire this guy to

1:20:02

wear an Adidas sweatsuit and this this it's

1:20:05

I would up there tell Oh, it's a

1:20:07

towel. It's a towel and we're from Philly.

1:20:09

It's a towel. Yeah, we're from Philly. Yeah,

1:20:12

come on This is here. Yeah, I would

1:20:14

know my mom. I never texted anybody. I

1:20:16

your mom doesn't run the pod I'm

1:20:21

looking in people's eyes to see which one

1:20:23

is lying. I can look in on his eyes

1:20:27

I'm I'm almost believing it

1:20:29

you're good. You're selling it as you believe

1:20:31

it hard I'm looking at you and you

1:20:33

kind of are selling it that it's Jamie

1:20:35

I if you can touch my armpits right now that would prove

1:20:38

to you that this is what is there sweat? It's

1:20:40

not a plan. It's not a cuz it's uncomfortable No,

1:20:42

because I don't know when there's a lot of people in a

1:20:44

room. I don't know and I know I'm not in on it

1:20:46

I sweat Jamie

1:20:49

I think over let me if I'm

1:20:51

wrong, correct me. I think over

1:20:53

the years you've got a little more paranoid 100%

1:20:55

yeah. Yeah, so yeah, it's not a conspiracy

1:20:58

against you Right

1:21:00

the election wasn't stolen. Well,

1:21:02

there was some weird ballots Right,

1:21:06

there's a couple of others round here

1:21:08

earth is round Columbus

1:21:10

wait a minute. Yeah, is it

1:21:12

is there a lake above us?

1:21:15

I don't know base real Yeah,

1:21:17

it's right. It's all I'm saying is this guy's still

1:21:19

setting up an iPhone which you might want to consider

1:21:22

this tech help Minutes

1:21:24

on we literally have one more minute Before

1:21:29

we're done I'll

1:21:31

give you two more minutes over. Dan. Can you I want to

1:21:33

know what don't do something Dan on the phone? You were

1:21:36

asked they asked you and they said you've got a big

1:21:38

following So he says hey my friends come in and buy

1:21:40

really don't know him so stay so I did but I

1:21:42

just thought it was a prank So I this is your

1:21:44

time. So and you have 1.2 million and

1:21:46

are they all real followers? There's no

1:21:48

way, despite what age 3 says, good question. I'll

1:21:50

tell you why because because based on your like

1:21:52

ratio and your followers. It's not real. I'm sorry

1:21:55

I Don't want to be okay. I Don't be

1:21:57

confrontational. Also, you're not how old are you? Let's

1:21:59

see. How. They

1:22:01

have one point two hello. I'm

1:22:03

fine. How are you know? How does. How

1:22:07

old are you? Juri? What? He. Is

1:22:10

called the Jersey Why? He has another question

1:22:13

we're not allowed were allowed to discuss that

1:22:15

are. You play Asian are used as

1:22:17

an Asian cosplay. My. Wife's Asian

1:22:19

American Yoga. Everybody's in and

1:22:21

where's the cause? Play. I think

1:22:24

in that last picture I think there's heroin,

1:22:26

don't you? just had up? Or with on

1:22:28

another one that says kevin be yeah We

1:22:30

have the Instagram of that's You Tiger by.

1:22:32

Honest, genuinely thought he was a. Novel

1:22:34

because I took my wife's maiden name for

1:22:36

my stage name. That stuff out there are

1:22:39

no. Can I just go back and I

1:22:41

just look at something you know, separate. Okay

1:22:43

so are you have to twenty nine hundred

1:22:45

com and are like and twenty one com?

1:22:48

And yeah, on one point Two? yeah. There

1:22:51

are. A

1:22:54

ratios are rider I just a

1:22:56

my brother had i Love Frozen

1:22:58

online orders was read or oh

1:23:00

this is I omit Yeah Mrs

1:23:02

A Moment is Angela Bassett followers

1:23:05

I didn't. Suit. Your company? That these

1:23:07

fucking guys? No, I don't know. I just met

1:23:09

them. Know. You do. Is

1:23:12

a rare twenty five hundred thirty

1:23:14

seven phone from for the A

1:23:16

on what now Bradshaw the an

1:23:19

Element of you have one time

1:23:21

and I took the refine kind.

1:23:25

Of that I didn't like a lion.

1:23:27

Ah man, what I would like to

1:23:29

your yard seventy seven or thirty comments

1:23:31

No I didn't know me neither I

1:23:34

or yourselves so know what is nice

1:23:36

and makes them who might bomb social

1:23:38

media guy? Mason. Oh. Really, ya

1:23:40

know? make them are my post I'm you memorable.

1:23:42

We have to get our lawyer to like sign

1:23:44

off before we were cel mai known as out

1:23:46

the window. These guys know that kind. Of

1:23:50

nothing but we are getting forty. Ah

1:23:52

lie. or you

1:23:54

admire years i'd say i yell

1:23:56

at me juri a rapid all

1:23:59

reputable i No, I'm teeth. I'm

1:24:02

being silly. How I'm confused of

1:24:04

what's happening here. Yeah, so You're

1:24:07

an agent of chaos I'm

1:24:09

what you're an agent of chaos who some

1:24:11

chaos. Yeah, we do Panaman mayhem chaos on

1:24:13

the street That's that's what okay. So you're

1:24:15

like you're like, okay, what

1:24:17

are your dreams? Like what's the big goal? My

1:24:20

goal in life. Well, should

1:24:23

I tell him damn? I? Just

1:24:25

want to get famous. I'm an older guy. I'm

1:24:27

financially successful. How are you? Heard

1:24:31

you I like the honest. I don't I believe

1:24:33

that I do believe but you also was claiming

1:24:35

They was in the 50s and I

1:24:37

don't think so. No, you're you're you're in

1:24:40

the ballpark In

1:24:42

the ball. You get him give the number why are you scared

1:24:44

about the number? We have to get a little work done as

1:24:46

we get older. I'm not gonna lie about that. You look great.

1:24:48

You look great Oh, yeah, you know Bobby.

1:24:50

I love you. I'm not that way as a brother.

1:24:52

I get it I will never are you a

1:24:54

practicing dentist? I still am Wow,

1:24:57

and you're your clients do you like what

1:24:59

are you like? When you're

1:25:01

not Jimmy Lee when the dental office,

1:25:03

yeah, I'm normal You

1:25:08

know who Ken Jeong is he's the comedian doctor

1:25:10

he's a but a legendary comedian and a legendary

1:25:12

doctor who went to Duke I know he went

1:25:14

to do he was a real doctor. Are you

1:25:16

at that level or are you

1:25:18

like? My doctor for honest,

1:25:20

I'm not a doctor. I'm a dentist, but I

1:25:22

know but would you get your degree to fry

1:25:25

or I got my Degree at its Rutgers dental

1:25:27

school now with you and the NJ in New

1:25:30

Jersey, you didn't feel fulfilled by just being

1:25:33

a dentist You still wanted more so fame

1:25:35

is the old coming from a Jewish family

1:25:37

that you have to be a doctor So

1:25:39

my brother became an anesthesiologist. Okay, wow And

1:25:42

I became a dentist and then but as you

1:25:44

get older, you know, you have this passion Yeah

1:25:46

of your of what you love And

1:25:49

it doesn't leave you and what happened I get it

1:25:51

in order Bob you really want to do what you

1:25:54

enjoy It doesn't make me money, but it makes me

1:25:56

feel good. I and my

1:25:58

job makes me money and I don't like

1:26:00

it as much anymore. You had a midlife crisis.

1:26:02

I've been having a pod for the last 15

1:26:04

years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah, yeah,

1:26:06

yeah. You just want to be famous. Yeah, and Howie

1:26:08

and I were talking about, he said it's sad. Howie

1:26:10

who? Howie Mandel, you know how he was.

1:26:13

You did his podcast? Yeah. How are

1:26:15

you getting on all these pods? Ethan was

1:26:17

a big help and I want to thank you. Wow. You

1:26:19

were each and for me. I mean, I respect your

1:26:21

honesty about saying you just want to be famous. Yeah.

1:26:25

Yeah, I do. And I'm- And it

1:26:27

will help you. I just want

1:26:30

to be loved because I think growing up, my

1:26:32

mom was bipolar and my

1:26:34

father took care of mom and my brother and I didn't

1:26:36

get love. So I just want to be loved by the

1:26:38

world. I don't want money from people. I just want to

1:26:40

be loved. And I do it through comedy and

1:26:42

my personality. Your mom didn't love you? I

1:26:44

think my mom was mentally ill, Bob, and it was

1:26:47

hard for her to take care of us. So

1:26:49

we were like eight years old making breakfast

1:26:51

and lunch for herself. Wow. Because

1:26:53

your dad was taking care of her at the whole time. Well, my dad

1:26:55

worked and my dad took care of my mom and she

1:26:58

had to go to the psychiatrist and it was one thing

1:27:00

after that. So, you know, it's funny when you're young, you

1:27:02

don't realize the environment you're into.

1:27:04

You're older and then you realize it to you. It's normal

1:27:06

because that's your kid and you don't realize it to your

1:27:08

older. Yeah. But I have that void and

1:27:11

I'm not upset. I have that void. I just

1:27:13

fulfill it through. I'd like to make

1:27:15

people feel good and laugh and be- You know, I'll

1:27:17

be honest with you, dude. At first, I didn't know

1:27:20

what to expect, but you remind

1:27:22

me of what you just said. It

1:27:24

hit home with me. Oh, thanks, Bob. That

1:27:27

makes me feel good. No, that makes- No,

1:27:29

that makes me feel good because Howie said

1:27:31

a little something like that too. I

1:27:34

love that you and Howie share the same thing, but I'm

1:27:36

over here. I

1:27:39

said the same fucking thing earlier. You know what

1:27:41

you did? What did you say? I said how

1:27:43

I feel a fucking void, but I'm over here.

1:27:47

Oh, really? I'm sorry. I'm

1:27:49

fucking Chequi Greeno. I'm

1:27:51

sorry. I like your

1:27:53

honesty. But when you came in, you

1:27:55

just have to come in normal. Lay

1:27:57

the table normal and then talk,

1:27:59

but- Came in all fucking crazy you got

1:28:01

these two. I don't these are your fucking fuck

1:28:03

boys We've

1:28:06

got like a Matt Rifey yeah, you got a Matt

1:28:09

Rife these dudes, and he's got the guy Gomez from

1:28:11

fucking Adams family And

1:28:15

Bobby's like I don't know who I'm gonna interview

1:28:17

right but then you got real I do believe

1:28:19

that was not a prank do you believe me

1:28:21

now? Uh I believe you a

1:28:23

lot more I do believe you're a dentist because

1:28:25

your your hands are very clean and as a

1:28:27

dentist you have to have the yeah Yeah, I

1:28:29

wanted to be a proctologist Bobby, but that's a

1:28:31

job you start at the bottom and stay there And

1:28:34

I didn't want to do it hello here

1:28:37

all week Don't

1:28:39

you room down there at flappers now.

1:28:42

There's something with the comedian. There's something

1:28:44

called being on and being off Oh,

1:28:46

yeah, I see it's a reality realm

1:28:48

So we had you real and

1:28:51

then you went back on why don't go back

1:28:53

off. Yeah, we went again Yeah, go back once you

1:28:55

like we don't want we're a doctor James Wiener No,

1:28:58

we're Bob's big boy right now. You just had

1:29:00

a great set. It's about 1245. We're gonna get

1:29:02

milkshakes We're gonna talk about shit. Oh milkshake. Yeah,

1:29:05

you know how are your children? I

1:29:07

have two boys. How are they happy?

1:29:10

They're good kids. Oh Good kids

1:29:12

ones in dental school ones in college. Oh wow you're making

1:29:14

them go to dental school the thing that you didn't want

1:29:16

to do So

1:29:21

I want them to be

1:29:24

professionals and make it comfortable living and

1:29:26

I did what my mom said Go

1:29:28

to school. My dad is on wearing

1:29:30

white glasses Be

1:29:33

professional Just

1:29:38

confused no because I'll tell you what happened when

1:29:40

I grew up Yeah, my mom pushed

1:29:42

when we were kids you have to be doctors have

1:29:44

to be doctors Uh-huh, so we went so

1:29:47

we were professionally successful and we had

1:29:49

money and then once we have that

1:29:51

whatever you want to do do Right,

1:29:54

you see and that's what I'm telling my kids go to

1:29:56

dental school I'm gonna work hard to keep the business

1:29:58

for have a fall back plan And then

1:30:00

if you want to have fun when you're successful and have

1:30:02

money do what you want But don't do it the other

1:30:04

way around let me and that's what my mom did when

1:30:06

I was a kid Go ahead Jimmy never works No,

1:30:09

there's no fallback plan if

1:30:11

it worked you wouldn't be here right now

1:30:13

in white fucking knockoff for sachis

1:30:16

Okay, because here's what other knockoffs. It's

1:30:19

true. You are a dentist, but here's what

1:30:21

I want to tell you Madonna has a

1:30:23

great quote I believe you Madonna has a

1:30:26

great quote and Madonna

1:30:29

has a great quote. She says

1:30:31

it takes 48 hours

1:30:33

in a 24-hour day to become a global icon The

1:30:38

fallback plan is death Think

1:30:41

about that because she said let me ask you a question.

1:30:43

Yes, sir. If you wanted to be a dentist Did

1:30:46

you have a fallback plan of being a doctor in

1:30:48

case the dentistry didn't work out? No, a lot of

1:30:50

people apply me to dental school. I didn't get in

1:30:52

medical school. I wanted to be a dentist Let

1:30:55

me help you That's disrespectful

1:30:58

to dentistry. Correct? Well,

1:31:01

you know what we do on a little note. Yes or

1:31:03

no. I might tell you just a simpler. Yes or no

1:31:05

that Okay,

1:31:07

you're disrespectful to comedy

1:31:10

to think you can make it and have a fallback plan You

1:31:13

have to be all in living in your

1:31:15

car. I know I can getting groped all

1:31:18

of that So

1:31:20

what I'm telling your kids right now if they're

1:31:23

not happy Don't make

1:31:25

them fucking go to dental school. There's

1:31:27

no fucking jobs anymore. AI will fucking

1:31:29

take over every This

1:31:33

is all a wrap there's probably not even

1:31:35

gonna be an election I

1:31:39

voted for Goldwater He

1:31:44

voted for Wilkie, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah,

1:31:46

it's a Barry Goldwater joke. It'll hit

1:31:51

It's gonna hit You

1:31:53

wanna plug something? I plug

1:31:56

my my my my

1:31:58

social media I what's

1:32:00

your social media? It's the Jersey outlaw Jersey

1:32:02

outlaw my mother channel Jimmy Lee to Jersey

1:32:04

outlaw Well, our reels are there and my?

1:32:08

Twitter which is Jimmy Lee outlaw. All right That's

1:32:11

in the show. Yeah, and thank you

1:32:13

face for the Korean food. Thank you. Very nice. I

1:32:15

love it The

1:32:19

races why I don't eat this shit man

1:32:22

How's own you know what you eat and I

1:32:24

talked to my hotel and they recommended Korean barbecue.

1:32:26

So we got it for you I'll take I

1:32:28

didn't do it upset. Yeah, I want

1:32:30

to I don't get upset. Okay I

1:32:33

find final thoughts with Jamie Jamie

1:32:36

Jamie. Jamie hates me. No, you love I don't hate

1:32:38

you at all. I love you. He loves you, dude

1:32:40

If I wouldn't stay here. Yeah, I just didn't know

1:32:42

what was happening because I haven't seen Bobby in a

1:32:44

while There's a lot of his I haven't either seen

1:32:46

Bobby in a while Is

1:32:50

that a joke no me

1:32:53

you look like you're waiting for a comedian to show up or something

1:32:56

I Wanted

1:33:02

to promote my anti-abortion So

1:33:09

anyway, I have trauma from this you don't

1:33:11

know you just his auntie All

1:33:14

right, let me ask you a question. Wait, are you Jewish? Did

1:33:18

your aunt ever grab your junk and go

1:33:20

you've gotten very big Byron. How

1:33:22

do you know that? I

1:33:26

wish is your face. Did what did you do to? Filipino

1:33:33

Filipino, but they grab each other's junk and

1:33:35

go oh No,

1:33:48

I walked into hell so I didn't know but I think

1:33:50

really good guy I just like to keep it honest and

1:33:52

I didn't know what real not honest. I just have real

1:33:54

conversation Yeah, then you were on and I was like what's

1:33:56

going on. There's so much in Bobby's like just hang out

1:33:58

and then yeah You guys I? We're good now. We're good.

1:34:00

I'm fucking a pink on I'm fucking yeah. I don't want to

1:34:03

get over good. You're not paranoid You're

1:34:05

fine. You're from Philly. I would never well Jersey. When

1:34:07

did you start taking the subway? I know you want

1:34:09

to end the show when you start You

1:34:12

want me going already? No about that. You get when you gonna

1:34:14

end when did you take the subway? I started taking it eight.

1:34:17

We can you call Ethan please you still

1:34:19

take some see we take the subway That's

1:34:21

why it helps my paranoia There's

1:34:24

a lot of some ways in Philly. Yeah, you talked

1:34:26

to a microphone. There's there's some ways in Philly I

1:34:28

know there's some ways in New York. It's called septa.

1:34:31

We're trying to get a hold of Police

1:34:35

and put the subway He

1:34:39

ain't gonna pick up I know right he

1:34:42

knows I'm you know, you're here I DM them No

1:34:50

Jimmy's here with now, okay,

1:34:52

what the fuck dude I Give

1:34:59

you real people I give you what the

1:35:01

hell am I? Yeah,

1:35:08

but what is it all right, so you owe me

1:35:10

one Okay,

1:35:14

all right, cuz this guy's weird called

1:35:16

in anytime yes, how old is he

1:35:20

Jimmy I believe he's 67. We've we've

1:35:23

Way off Seven

1:35:27

is that is real hairline It's

1:35:34

painted yeah And

1:35:43

his followers is followers real

1:35:45

because we looked at the the like

1:35:47

ratio and a follower ratio it didn't

1:35:50

match we

1:35:53

did an analysis of And

1:35:57

it's like 95% of them in

1:36:00

Brazil yeah

1:36:04

it's back which is 5% in Brazil he can

1:36:06

no no I heard it's 95% daily

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backwards even get more daily

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new followers than like Kylie Jenner famous

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famous Amy yes or anyway

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Ethan thank you you owe

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me one all right like

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a meal like a really good meal whatever

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you need okay buddy I love you bye

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I love you

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too that

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was fast pretty fast yeah

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you're quick yeah anyway

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yes sir you want to plug

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it I did

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yeah is everything yeah well

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God bless you guys I

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gotta go in

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a world where clout is the new

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currency you're interrupting my stream are you

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getting any followers with this one girl

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what's your name at you forever your

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real life actual name