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for 10 years yeah because I
4:02
see I hear a lot of Australian when you
4:04
talk you do oh I do 426 miss
4:07
Pat natural what's pretty about
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that yeah I don't know it looks like
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a caramel pass oh yeah like caramel yeah
4:14
do anybody ever keep them I think so
4:16
yeah there we go there we go like
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broken tooth yeah these ones aren't that good
4:20
looking a is good no
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a desire okay okay yeah
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great now G is pretty yeah yeah
4:28
G's nice yeah yeah looks like it looks
4:30
like a dick yeah
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anyway I think you're wrong I don't think they look good I
4:36
find them pretty okay you ever seen one
4:38
live yeah I have seen them yeah they
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they're like to have this like a greenish because of
4:43
like the all the bile they have like a greenish
4:46
yellow color what do y'all do with them I
4:48
don't know what they do with them I'm sure they just
4:50
toss them out because it's bio hazardous why
4:52
is it bio hazardous I mean coming from
4:54
your insides right well someone
4:57
may take their sense of sex and clean
4:59
their face with it I know eat
5:01
them yeah my friend ate her placenta
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well where's the placenta at that's
5:07
what the baby to sack the baby's in so when they
5:09
come when the baby come out it's in the sack you
5:11
cut the sack and take the baby out yeah well
5:13
that's tough they say they make soap out of it
5:16
and make up and stuff out of
5:18
it you can pull it up a
5:20
center thing but some people eat it
5:22
because it's healthy I'm not eating
5:24
my inside girl on tick-tock
5:27
collects her period blood and she's
5:29
praised her plants oh my period
5:31
blood and she has like allegedly she's like oh
5:33
I have such a green thumb it's not a
5:35
green thumb I actually just spray all my plants
5:37
with my period blood yeah and the blood and
5:39
the cat plants like it I don't know oh
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yeah yeah I don't know yeah yeah I don't
5:49
leave the plants like it I hate
5:51
people running around it's a natural
5:57
and it is all in the streets man like a fuck
6:01
Come on being a set know.
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You. Gotta be that fucking nets are no
6:06
by was a smear your as that if. You
6:09
think about it from and actually to but I got
6:11
on a plane leaves us with us. It's I guess
6:13
the lining of your and dmitri on land owning at
6:15
all and was i am in through the lower leg
6:17
in a the me through. The
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you're right though I mean I
6:24
have finally like as the me
6:26
that is. The worst part is
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mayor wanted to sit on you
6:30
and draft so mad his army
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is marilyn month sale bad smell
6:34
like dead people than that see
6:36
still swim the and that is
6:38
is at you that I don't
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I never naturally. About bleeding your
6:42
fucking underwear. And will not see
6:44
them with Space Opera rob you were busy. do
6:46
it in the house. On
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your blood? Yes, I have everybody.
6:51
Knows you, fuck him, bleed. Of
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your for a killer because the you know the
6:56
school. I'm saying she was on her period in
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my. Current. Overnight you aider
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your. If it's fresh out the telegraph
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hey was rather is it sitting there all birds
7:05
are thought to made is not a beer. I
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didn't. Edit: It is not a
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only smells that when it's been said and I
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had a liberal I fuckin. Harrys.
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It as a so sensitive. Areas are better
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do a lot I realize good they don't
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have. ah Betsy will swallow bugs, is a
7:25
fucking professor at throat or that some good
7:27
at it as yours. Other heroes smart enjoys
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yeah you bet I bet is that allows
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you sound good. An eye out for over
7:34
a period is so. Fucking Nasa uses unless
7:36
you're forces as far as are you new
7:38
a blood transfusion wanna fuck? Are you succumb
7:40
blood out of a be. On
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a foggy memory such about you are as
7:46
you to I was it a sexual mood
7:49
at all. Give a fuck over what? It
7:52
was your what do I know. Why you eve of
7:54
sticky a dick in a bloody put his small it
7:57
is. He sees this as a rail. And
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you I was. I gonna grit when
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it blew. Up
8:06
in a died as I am I
8:08
gonna know you're damn their bloody put
8:11
on notice allergies are you Are you?
8:15
Is this A says that? Are you
8:17
eating healthier than I? You know. Bloody
8:20
bless. Us as I
8:22
don't know ye They'll say well I want I
8:24
want you to eat healthier. I
8:26
looked as cowboys. You know, do it. I wanted.
8:28
I know. But. What your.because s how many
8:30
people you know who been easy. And
8:32
stay in Green See the whole life is the
8:35
as I can't smoke on nago the promise of
8:37
of a mother fucking face they say us and
8:39
guy blame all my love. Of
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putting I could use that same on the eat a
8:43
T. Barbara of it's wrong to be right that you
8:45
is there Say that you eat too many greasy foods
8:48
Iii They were. It they say it's sad.
8:50
To see. If the and. Stay up
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all call Guess Gallstones aka.
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Of. This as was on them. Now I'm just
8:57
Isis says you're in good gallbladder. Any
9:00
like cats? Yeah my my cousin she was
9:02
twenty one when she had her my daughter
9:04
was a hawthorne is was year to nail
9:06
it is problem you know zone. Details on the
9:08
day of the see them they the most of the
9:10
top. My. Top
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choice you so. You
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said softball to suggest that occasion
9:19
way I accept boss. Says
9:21
box and were so far as far
9:23
as hard as I just pops out
9:26
a talk by I gotta gotta to
9:28
order to get to see I don't
9:30
either I go at the i know
9:32
what she says. It's
9:34
popular, but anyway, arm. Is
9:39
was his. Egg them is.
9:42
So hated hawaii of handy with your tried
9:45
one candid mishap. That means that if you
9:47
ever watch you know what you see play
9:49
like always eat or something when and or
9:51
little note we. Have. Little too small.
9:53
For this is how to smother. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
9:56
Have you played out there yet? Know I
9:58
have Omaha I got boot doing. and
10:01
we canceled. I was supposed to go
10:03
there in Australia and I didn't do either one. Oh 407.
10:06
Aries Spears, the biggest
10:08
issue. Why don't you tell me what
10:10
it is because you said earlier that
10:12
you said you had a problem with
10:14
what the issue was. Tell me what
10:16
the issue was. Okay. Where
10:19
do I begin? I remember one thing, I
10:21
remember one thing you said specifically was yeah I
10:23
never talked to you. You
10:25
said Aries never talked to me. Can I just
10:27
let me get it out? Okay. Right. Let me
10:29
get it out and then let me and it's
10:33
not a lot. Okay. It's like 15,
10:35
no I'm kidding. It's not a lot. It's
10:37
a couple of things. Alright. And
10:39
this is my honest feeling. Okay.
10:43
So when I, like do you remember when I
10:45
was on Mad how terrible I was at table
10:47
reads? That's one of my biggest
10:50
issues. Yes. What do you go
10:52
ahead. Yeah. So when I
10:54
would do table reads, I would be so nervous
10:57
because I'd never done one before and I never
10:59
really acted before. I'd been commercials, but I mean
11:01
there was so much pressure that every time I
11:03
would do a table read, I was fine when
11:05
I was on set. He's also dyslexic. So
11:08
I'd like reading stuff off of papers really,
11:10
really hard for him. So like, but no one knew
11:12
that, right? So I'd be at table reads and I
11:14
wouldn't sleep all night because I would try to memorize
11:16
it. And then once I was there at the network
11:18
thing and I saw all the fucking actors,
11:21
the first couple of years, it
11:23
was rough. And I remember like
11:25
going, Oh fuck, like it's
11:28
so embarrassing. I should have PTSD from
11:30
them. Right. So that, so when
11:32
I first got on there, I was scared.
11:34
Table reads were bad. Um, you
11:37
know, I'll be honest with
11:39
you. I got on it when Alex
11:41
was still there. So you, you, Alex
11:45
and Deborah were going through some sort of
11:47
law thing. It wasn't,
11:49
it didn't get to that point, but you
11:51
guys weren't talking. So there was like
11:53
a civil war going on at mad
11:55
TV between areas And Deborah Wilson.
11:57
Not between us. Me and Deborah was like, no.
12:00
No youngest kid? yeah yeah, together. Read our
12:02
course the right time right? and it was
12:04
because of a cool job with the fingers
12:06
yes where I remember his rights I do
12:08
want to get into that would have as
12:10
but there's calls on the fingers and still
12:13
have him. I had a like oh there's
12:15
some sort of thing going on and then.
12:17
I. Think there was a saying I
12:20
might be wrong between David Salzman,
12:22
the owner of the So As
12:24
Alex as well about merchandise or
12:26
something. So now I'm coming into
12:28
a show. Where. There's a Civil
12:30
War. right? You could seal
12:32
it like whoa, This is we're and then.
12:35
Know. And also I'm terrible. Some people think
12:37
that I'm going on so you know, David Salzman
12:39
and how it's born. Seats to Jews argued all
12:41
the money as to see. Him
12:44
as a guide hollywood merchandise other maximize
12:46
efficiency so on either side come on
12:49
And then that's going on in the
12:51
so much so people don't think I'm
12:53
going to last rites of why would
12:55
anyone need to be nice to me
12:57
right? and also I'm I'm feeling that
12:59
the end of energy guys on his
13:02
feelings we are fucking energy on the
13:04
show right? So then. I mean
13:06
Aires. And. Just. My.
13:08
says. You know I just think that
13:11
you were very stand office. I.
13:13
Like to work a loose because how could
13:15
you will loose right? And then I'm. An
13:18
at A. we didn't even have a
13:20
conversation for a couple years. Like
13:23
two or three years I remember with to
13:26
that outset that say I remember my third
13:28
year. When. I saw you wants
13:30
with a somewhat might the beginning of the
13:32
woods season you said hi to me and my
13:34
third year as I remember going to be
13:36
going Wow! That's. Weird. I think
13:38
you voted in your journal. or the of a i
13:40
had a journal from back then were i wrote
13:42
like eris we're said hi to me to the
13:44
right this is like girth his sister or your
13:47
on a tv show together it's a strange to
13:49
me rights so that's the number one thing and
13:51
the second thing as his arm them to me
13:53
stop there and has alumna dress that listen or
13:55
a mute threats that were you can't write it
13:57
down all three and infrasound that way i see
13:59
part I'm gonna address it. I'm gonna address it.
14:01
I'll address it. I'll address it.
14:03
I'll address it. All right. Here
14:06
was my issue with you from Gate. And
14:09
later on you revealed to us more
14:11
so that you had substance abuse problems,
14:13
right? Mm-hmm. Okay.
14:16
One, I didn't know that. Had I known that, I
14:18
would have taken that into account. That
14:20
being said, here was my problem.
14:23
You know, if you remember,
14:25
we had, you could count all the black
14:27
writers on Mad TV on Three
14:29
Fingers. We had three black
14:31
writers. Yeah. So yes,
14:33
other writers would write for us,
14:36
meaning me and Deborah, the black
14:38
folks, but really the people
14:40
that were assigned to us and
14:42
to me specifically was Devon Shepherd.
14:45
And when he was in his man, Xavier,
14:48
Xavier Cook. I love those two guys. But Devon
14:51
was my main guy. If he was like my
14:53
Giorgio Armani, if I needed a suit, he knew
14:55
my measurements. Yeah, yeah. Comedically we were like
14:57
that. Yeah. And I'm saying that to
14:59
say, we know that this business
15:01
is political. We know that it's
15:03
racist. And a lot of
15:05
times Devon and I would have to fight
15:08
for sketch time. Everybody's fighting for
15:10
sketch time. But really as a
15:13
black person, you're really fighting. Because we could
15:15
sit there and read a whole table, read
15:17
the sketches, and you might be
15:20
lucky some weeks if you're in one. There
15:22
would be times when you'd be in none. And
15:25
so you're fighting for sketch time. And
15:28
the concern was because
15:30
you were maybe dyslexic. You had
15:33
your substance abuse, problems. I'm
15:35
not dyslexic. I don't know why you're putting that out there. Are
15:37
you kidding me? Come on, dude. Give me a
15:39
book right now. I can read the whole thing in front of you. Okay.
15:42
I'm going with her. Right now she's 3 and
15:44
0. Give me a book right now. She told you
15:46
you didn't have a Fice and you thought you had
15:48
Iice. Okay, go just... She
15:51
hooked us up. Talk about later. Go ahead.
15:54
I said you were illiterate. I said you
15:56
were dyslexic. You would flip things around and
15:58
when under the pressure you mix... things
16:00
up. Let me say this because of the
16:02
dyslexia because of the substance abuse which I
16:05
get I don't have dyslexia. It helps your
16:07
case. You're
16:11
so unaware. Most men are but
16:14
it's special. Anyway
16:17
so and the fact that again naps are
16:19
awesome. I'm about to prove your point. Bobby
16:23
let me talk to her for a
16:25
minute because Bobby wasn't great at reading
16:27
at the table read he would often
16:29
tank sketches not on purpose but because
16:32
he was so awful it without
16:34
looking at each other we would know
16:36
like telepathy well that's a sketch
16:38
I'm not gonna be in that's not gonna get
16:41
picked. Nigga you once pronounced opinion Buick. It
16:45
was in the script the word opinion this
16:48
nigga said Buick. So
16:50
my thing was my thing
16:54
was for a long time
16:56
it was a respect thing not
16:59
that I didn't respect him but I
17:01
was just like god damn it and
17:03
so but prior to
17:05
you I'm listen I'm working with Deborah,
17:07
Moe, Michael, Will,
17:10
Alex, Phil, Nicole,
17:12
heavyweights. Everybody's bringing the
17:15
Thunder comedically. We know we are a
17:17
well we are
17:19
the Lakers when Pat Riley
17:22
was winning championship. But
17:24
on game day every
17:26
sketch I did. We're not talking about practice.
17:30
Let me ask you something. On
17:32
game day I brought it. If
17:35
I didn't bring it on game day I
17:37
would have been fired. But Michael Jordan brings
17:39
it just as hard in practice as he
17:42
can. Alright I'm Michael Jordan. No not me.
17:45
Okay okay. My
17:47
point is is that how do you
17:50
think I lasted? Bobby you
17:52
let me get to it. Okay go ahead. So to answer your
17:54
question yes for three years I was a
17:56
looft towards you because I was just going...
18:00
That way to medic I don't see take
18:02
some up a paternal I'm going to everybody
18:04
else. Is. Pulling their weight and
18:06
showing their mettle. So.
18:08
Yes, he's on the team and
18:10
and so he shows me his
18:12
mental state Police always via download.
18:14
Skeptical that or snap. Now now
18:16
was that the best thing to
18:18
do? Could I have handled that
18:20
better? Of. Course. But.
18:22
You gotta remember how old I am.
18:25
I'm young. I'm. You don't say
18:27
it around, Learn and I'm a little weapon
18:29
nine years. but I'm also and amazon to
18:31
be cocky but. Would it make. Nice
18:34
with I've been doing it's it's not Sports is
18:36
just. So. Let me say such as
18:38
the first they become a maybe lived a robot
18:40
organize but. I. Remember as season
18:43
three, what's it going to sit on the
18:45
floor? enjoy dressing room as we as the
18:47
comedy enough to. Address:
18:52
Sitting. On your fly.that's
18:54
just my way. So yeah, that's
18:56
why we think of the seven.
19:00
Samurai smart people in due to don't
19:02
mix I just look at look at
19:04
Nc besides good as this lawsuit it
19:06
off as to why people sit don't
19:08
do. It
19:14
was this my point where I live. results
19:16
they would do. I know, I know, I
19:18
know. In retrospect, I know. I. I don't
19:20
know the Edward way ahead. Of
19:23
the earner bought by my sword fight, but
19:25
you're either of you. Were there about semi
19:27
sort of one season. I started silicon
19:29
and Hillary as I didn't get nervous as
19:31
huge as Edu. when I'm nervous i can't
19:33
read and I'm not known as I little
19:35
and started shooting on. a flaw was finally
19:37
started making me go. I'd. Be.
19:40
Yeah, Okay, I accept that.
19:43
He. Is a second set of. What?
19:45
Does more of that parts? Gloss that A by at one
19:47
point? Okay, that's one point or I'm. Just
19:50
wants. To wrap up that that's not
19:52
what I have to other thing. So yes
19:54
so that's rough up your respect he looks
19:56
aren't it. Yet. Your disc. or
19:58
your rights as the in rest You're right,
20:00
but you know you would think that
20:03
after the second year. You'd be like well He's
20:05
you still had training wheels on man Okay,
20:08
you know what you wouldn't you kind
20:10
of? like understand
20:12
where Aries is coming from because you
20:16
Feel as though younger comics really need to earn their
20:18
shit these days And you feel a lot of resentment
20:20
when you see younger people sort of just make
20:22
their way to certain things and you're like
20:24
Oh, I didn't know like you feel very I don't
20:27
know what you're doing. I don't
20:29
know what size you're on your
20:31
Sith Lord. There's a yo yo
20:33
You're fucking mama whatever fucking name
20:35
is this this is the Sith
20:38
Lord fucking side, man I
20:40
your mom. Oh the sizzler. I tried to defend you
20:42
and say you are not like sick I said you
20:44
were just like I'm not I'm not like
20:46
but picture behind Bobby right there He
20:49
would be laying like that in the dressing room
20:51
on lunch break. Yeah Why
20:54
is that weird I don't
20:56
do it anymore dude since then I've been on network
20:58
shows all movies Do you think I don't act like
21:00
that anymore because I realize it's not a good thing
21:02
so we put you at your worst Yeah,
21:05
you saw you know it's like a caterpillar If
21:09
you saw a retarded cat like I say the I
21:11
mean a deformed caterpillar right Sorry,
21:14
I don't know what it out there now I
21:16
don't know if a catapult has you know,
21:18
I mean the little down but right anyway
21:21
if you see like a weird caterpillar Right
21:23
sometimes that kind of a blossoms into something
21:25
else You know and not so
21:27
you know me our word fucking butterfly For
21:30
19 are you garbage podcasts? Have you
21:32
done math? Wait, I have a question
21:35
for you. We are Just
21:37
because I was like a massive fan girl of
21:39
this show. Is it true that you? Won't
21:42
to either audition or be part of
21:44
Dawson's Creek in
21:47
1995 and
21:49
the last thing I did in college was I had
21:52
a like a theater class and The guy
21:54
that taught it was really cool and liked me and
21:57
he said, you know when this
21:59
unravels which I can tell that it is. There's
22:02
a repertory theater in the area that you
22:04
should audition to see if you can go
22:06
study there. And I did, and
22:08
my roommate at the time went to
22:11
Chapel Hill, and he's like, man,
22:13
there's a real scene down there in
22:15
Wilmington, North Carolina. So we're filming Dawson's Creek
22:18
down there. Instead of moving
22:20
to New York or LA after graduating,
22:23
He moved to fucking North Carolina. Moving to
22:25
North Carolina. He makes it in show business.
22:27
You have one show. If they
22:29
say no. And
22:32
also, I didn't know that I didn't understand the
22:34
process that just because they film it in North
22:36
Carolina doesn't mean they cat-pass it. He
22:38
was just going to show up and knock on the door. Yeah,
22:40
I'm here. I'm here, guys. What
22:43
came of that? Nothing. And
22:45
an eight-month addiction to crack cocaine and
22:47
planting palm trees on the beach in
22:49
the burning North Carolina. Wait, what?
22:52
I thought it was a really good one. Really?
22:55
Really? Yeah. Yeah. You're supposed to
22:57
crack. Yeah. What? Yeah,
23:01
that's like the opposite of what
23:03
to do, I think. Because any
23:05
actors struggling, don't do that.
23:07
Yeah. I did. Obviously,
23:09
I did blow. And down there, that's what they
23:11
did. There was a
23:13
version of freebasing or make
23:15
it look like crack to me. Yeah. You know what I
23:18
mean? It was crack. Does
23:20
that feel good? That's awesome. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's all
23:22
right. I could only admit. You didn't crack? I never
23:24
did crack, really. No. Just meth? Meth,
23:26
yeah. Yeah. Have you done crack? What?
23:28
No. That's it. Don't
23:30
bust. You should have had a P.I. at Caviar
23:33
in your hand when you slowly turned your chair.
23:35
Now you, no pimples. You
23:38
overhand. You've done late types. I tell you. I'm sorry.
23:40
You don't like movies or crack. It's true what my
23:42
mom says about you guys. Yeah. I can't see you.
23:44
You don't like crack, do you? You don't like movies.
23:47
You don't like crack. I knew something about it. Don't
23:51
think about it. But that's like every week here, I'm
23:53
starting to feel like the minority because everyone
23:55
has done crack, meth, cocaine, and I've never
23:57
done any of that. No,
24:00
you're not a nerd likes an IPA. I'll tell
24:02
you that Why
24:04
would they call it out? You
24:07
like beer. I yeah, I'll go from a large
24:10
drinking fat. That's great. That's right. That's great And
24:12
you know that's wild too. Yeah, it's pretty
24:14
pretty crazy Crazy stuff like George
24:17
ask him if he's done crack have you done crack. He's
24:19
on crack right now You
24:21
never done crack You
24:23
smoke cocaine okay? Yeah in the family in the
24:25
family of it. Yeah. Yeah Was it it was
24:28
it in powder form or is it was it
24:30
in a rock form? Yeah, you did
24:32
rock yeah Yeah, and then what after
24:35
eight months of doing that and planting palm
24:37
trees Yeah, I just I was working as a
24:39
landscaper and working in the kitchen Oh, I thought that was just something
24:41
that you don't think I was on Alright
24:48
so you had a job doing that oh
24:51
yeah, oh yeah, I was living in like
24:53
a shitty apartment complex And
24:56
working at a restaurant at a seafood restaurant
24:58
and Working during the week as
25:00
a landscaper which was brutal Wow yeah Wow,
25:03
but you still kept your job No, or did the
25:05
crack in the way no crack never got in the
25:07
way Yeah, it could be like a functional crack addict
25:09
what though yeah, I mean I wouldn't say I was
25:11
a cracked addict I enjoyed crack cocaine I Mean
25:16
the PR spin it Great
25:22
I was doing I was experimenting with drugs. Let's
25:24
put it that way yeah, and did you abruptly
25:26
quit after that? I mean what happened Yeah,
25:29
I mean there was a I was I realized that what
25:31
the fuck are you doing down here? My
25:34
brother was just moving to New York after graduating
25:37
school And
25:40
he was up there for maybe like a year and
25:42
he's like get out of there come up You
25:44
can come up and stay with me. Oh Then
25:47
I ended up becoming Cocaine
25:50
in New York they have it there too yeah, and then
25:52
yeah, then moved home and started comedy Oh, you guys didn't
25:54
know each other at this time. No we met out. He
25:57
was in high school. I think yeah Oh,
25:59
you're much older 47 47 and how are
26:01
you 37? Oh, so 10 years. Yeah.
26:03
Why don't don't count as I was 32 and 395
26:08
Ronnie Chang you tell me Asian friends you have
26:12
10 name one John Choe name one John Choe
26:14
is your friend John Choe is my friend.
26:16
I'm gonna message him right We
26:19
talked about higher than kuma John Cho. Yeah, I was in
26:21
here How are you both
26:23
texts and who responds? I Only
26:30
know him on Instagram. Oh
26:32
my god. So John Cho Steven, you
26:34
know, how about
26:36
one non-korean? Oh You
26:40
want to go there named walk with Fina Ali
26:48
Wong Ali Oh Yeah,
26:52
yeah my shirt my Muslim friend Ali
26:59
Yeah, Ali Wong see burn his half
27:02
Ken Jeong I'm making gravel it off. Yeah, you're
27:04
riling off Koreans You keep doing a lot of
27:06
Korea. Yeah, Michelle Yau. Congratulations Oscar your friends with
27:08
Michelle. Yeah, I did one movie with her She
27:12
does Hate
27:15
you she hates me if you just probably does
27:17
I'm not in her or that okay, and also
27:19
Jamie Lee Curtis congratulations I
27:22
know but I didn't move with those of that. They did they
27:24
do what they want man It
27:26
sounds like you really biased man.
27:28
You either like Koreans or
27:30
famous people What
27:33
about normal Asians? You know, oh yeah, because if I
27:35
named them you won't know them but this
27:37
is name one Frank Frank what what? Oh, that's
27:39
let's know I
27:55
Just threw me in a corner listen,
27:57
I know a lot of Asians man, you know
28:00
I love I love from ladies man. Yeah,
28:02
I you know dad fan Dragon
28:07
kick him in the chest. No, he kicked me in the
28:09
face. Okay. Well, you know what friends you're not friends
28:11
He kicked you in the face. He tried to get younger
28:13
when we were younger. That doesn't sound like friends Okay,
28:16
I know but it's uh, you know, we know
28:18
each other Southeast Asian and you guys are Yeah,
28:21
it doesn't sound good. So Wow, he's been super, you
28:23
know, Bob every time I've met up with Bobby I've spoken
28:25
to him He's always been super nice to me and
28:27
I hear these stories about him having fighting literally
28:29
having kung fu fights over there Yeah,
28:34
someone try to kick you in the face I've been beat up a
28:36
lot but my point is by
28:38
like half the people on that poster But
28:41
I've but here's the thing dude, I'm a
28:43
survivor Yeah, I mean
28:45
and I also don't like I don't take
28:48
shit. Okay, and I'm you know, I'm confrontational
28:51
Really, but I fight for my I fight for
28:53
my stage time for 10 Gabriel Iglesias So
28:55
you do tour bosses mainly? Yes
28:58
So I'll take a fly Yeah We'll fly private
29:00
to the to the location where the buses and
29:02
then the bus picks us up Drives us to
29:04
the few locations that we need to go to
29:06
and then on the last day The plane is
29:08
waiting for us and then flies us home Well
29:10
because me and Andrew I've been doing a tour
29:12
boss and they told me not to poo. Oh
29:16
That is number one rule So yeah, if you got to
29:18
go number two, but I poo if you go number two,
29:20
you gotta you either gotta Tell
29:22
the bus driver to pull over so you can go
29:24
yeah to or do a thing called a hot bagging
29:29
When you're on the bus or an RV
29:31
or whatever and there's the toilet and
29:34
if you gotta go number two you got to get a
29:36
plastic bag like from the grocery store and you got to
29:38
basically line the toilet and I'll
29:40
take it with you you yeah So you go in the
29:42
bag and then you you know tie it like like a
29:44
little potty bag for a dog Yeah, and then
29:46
take it out take it off the bike Four in
29:48
the morning I was because you know, I give Andrew
29:51
the the back Right.
29:53
I was on the side. I Woke
29:55
up six four in the morning. We're in Montana.
29:58
So I'm driving somewhere, right? And
30:00
I had the urge mm-hmm But
30:03
it was a 10-second window There
30:06
was there was no there was no there
30:08
was no going to the no driver. There
30:10
was nothing I had to make a decision
30:13
and the decision was to poo yeah
30:15
without the bag I get it yeah, and I get
30:17
it a raw dog the toilet. I rock Yeah,
30:21
yeah, and it got pregnant Little
30:24
tiger belly yeah Right,
30:26
but then I thought is this gonna
30:29
be fine. I went back and I
30:32
could smell it from my so they were right
30:35
They were right you shouldn't do it so that
30:37
is that is the rule especially when when
30:39
leasing and if there's only one One
30:42
one toilet yeah That
30:45
that was for me my biggest flex I was having
30:47
a conversation with Bert Kreischer and and we're
30:49
having this talking about you can't go number two I
30:51
said I go number two all the time and they're
30:53
like how yeah Well, there's two bathrooms,
30:55
and I own the bus, so I do what
30:57
I want I go that's my flex as
30:59
I go and matter of fact I refuse to use the
31:01
gas you bought your own bus I bought my own bus
31:03
oh And my
31:05
toilet in the back. It's not like a
31:08
regular like an RV toilet with a little
31:10
you know the cover that opens Yeah, it's
31:12
a legit flushing toilet. There's like an actual
31:14
there's plumbing. Yeah. Oh yeah, so
31:17
you do it Oh, yeah, just do people on
31:19
who's on the pan and because it's a real
31:21
toilet and real plumbing Smell anything whoa its own
31:23
separate. You know tank yeah, whereas the one in
31:26
the front Yeah, that's still RV status, but the
31:28
one in the back. That's mine So it's like
31:30
it's a toilet shower sink and then closet if
31:32
I was on the bus with you as I
31:34
was on the side Oh nobody who gets to
31:36
use it though, so if you would have been
31:38
like dude Well cuz it's mine
31:40
in the back I just yours yeah, but in an
31:42
emergency situation if I'm in the fucking bus, and
31:45
I wake you up I knock on the door. I
31:47
go hey yo gave it's I have a 15 second
31:49
window of opportunity here Can I use your
31:51
thing you would still say no I would
31:54
tell you to just go ahead and use the one in the front What
31:57
that's betrayal no no because you would tell me and
31:59
then I'm not I gotta make a choice cuz I
32:01
don't know how bad you're gonna bring it I
32:03
don't know if it's I don't know if it's
32:05
just gonna be like a little little you know
32:08
A little cylinder or if you're gonna bring freaking
32:10
lava. I don't know what level yeah. Yeah, if
32:12
I tell you the level But
32:14
do you really know I do though wait, I know my
32:16
body do you know I thought I did I
32:20
recently found out. I don't know me as well as I
32:23
It's a 15-second window. It's gonna be
32:25
green apple splatters There's
32:27
nothing like if what
32:30
you were her fruit It's
32:37
not gonna be great like it's I think you're right
32:39
I think you would just go straight don't even wake me up
32:42
and then later on go by the way Gabe Sorry,
32:45
oh yeah, that's what I would do. Yeah, are there other
32:47
people on the bus with you. There's two buses Ah
32:54
It shouldn't be this many this time at one point we
32:56
had five Whoa, and so now
32:58
it's just it's just the one yeah 397 logic
33:02
Manifesting manifestation is a real thing dude like
33:04
I think about how many is it things
33:06
if I did I believe that you Is
33:09
it no no no listen? I believe the two
33:11
I really did I believe the two you believed
33:13
it I believed it okay, but then
33:15
it's like two things will happen your life that you
33:17
didn't manifest Right
33:19
so the last you know that's how my mom's things are
33:22
happening that I didn't manifest I remember I didn't miss
33:24
you it you know me it wasn't a part of my thing I'm
33:26
in a positive way in a negative way and I wrote
33:28
something about manifesting but keep going okay So
33:31
whenever like something really bad happens that
33:33
I didn't manifest I'm like all manifestation
33:35
doesn't work, but usually I think I
33:37
believe everything that I have is through
33:39
manifestation Okay,
33:43
I have just I'm just gonna
33:45
push back on manifest And we're gonna have
33:47
to fight against her just fight me fight me on okay, but
33:50
basically like I read this cuz I
33:52
I kind of feel similarly where Like
33:56
they're I'm like this happened
33:58
to me I swear in my
34:00
heart like it's because I thought it,
34:03
I believed it, and now it's happening,
34:05
right? But this is
34:07
what I read about manifesting. It
34:09
says basically, it's
34:12
all about privilege, luck and timing.
34:14
Like it's by all means
34:17
think positively, believe in yourself, follow
34:19
your dreams, work hard because a positive
34:21
attitude and optimistic outlook will never be a bad
34:24
choice and will only ever serve you well in
34:26
your life and your relationships. But it
34:33
kind of really is like a
34:36
false reality to suit us during
34:38
difficult times because manifesting things and
34:41
I want you to think of the family whose daughter
34:43
was killed tonight. Imagine
34:47
saying that to them. I want you to
34:49
think of people whose family members have been
34:51
diagnosed with cancer and tell them they didn't
34:53
think positively enough and that's why this is
34:56
happening. I don't believe in that though. I don't
34:58
believe that. Yeah. And so
35:00
we can't control a huge portion of
35:02
life. My friend Robert's got a fire
35:04
argument. I don't know. Bad things can
35:06
happen to good people. Good things happen to
35:09
bad people. Life happens. People can
35:11
work their whole lives with passion and
35:13
integrity and still never make it to
35:15
where they want to. I agree. And
35:19
it's so I, there
35:22
are parts of manifestation that I think
35:24
like are true. If you think positively
35:26
and you direct your mind in that
35:28
direction, clearly it's things are
35:30
bound to happen for you. But it's
35:32
the same thought of God. If you look at a school
35:37
shooting for instance, you think to
35:39
yourself, there's no way there's a God. Why would that
35:42
happen? There's no lessons to be taught. That's
35:44
a fucking terrible thing. But it's like, I
35:47
still believe it in God. I feel
35:50
it. It's a feeling and I see it
35:52
working in my life. It's like,
35:56
you know, life happens. I mean, when Christians go,
35:59
I'm not a Christian. Christian but they're like you know
36:01
I mean well you know you know
36:03
there's a reason why that happened we don't know the
36:05
gods missed if there's a mystery I don't know those
36:07
things there's a million mysteries in life
36:09
I'll never figure out right but it's a
36:11
feeling go ahead Robert I
36:14
want him to defend you government
36:17
we're Bobby come on okay oh
36:21
the weird sweat all right anyway
36:24
by the way I'm not disagreeing with the
36:26
idea of manifestation I just think that like
36:28
sometimes like you know like I grew up
36:30
in a third-world country and there's certain things
36:32
that I've seen I'm like people work hard
36:35
here they do all of the right things
36:37
they are good pious people who like really
36:39
have this like faith in their life that
36:41
things are gonna get better and then I'm
36:43
gonna talk
36:46
for a second but let me just
36:49
say something yeah right it is that
36:51
like I know the kind of upbringing
36:53
you've had right okay violent
36:55
painful but you in the you guys
36:58
came to America right yeah and you
37:00
guys had no money right and you
37:02
got my fist by my family doctor
37:04
okay you don't have to see the first part
37:07
right okay that's deep yeah we did a really
37:09
well so far it went for it no I'm
37:11
kidding you
37:14
kind of lobbed it up thanks for that love but
37:16
my point is that but so
37:18
you've had a right but can I say something when
37:20
I first met you I went
37:22
before even contact you on tinder with women
37:25
on tinder fire I went
37:27
back I went back into your like
37:29
account right and you were always doing
37:31
sketches and you were just going like
37:33
trying to DJ you know me wait
37:37
you just get caught up
37:40
you got the popcorn you would do soon seen with
37:42
guard all where you do is what once you were
37:44
doing with the church gets comedy yeah
37:48
I know I saw another thing where you
37:50
and you had bought a like I got
37:52
a bottle like a DJ right and you
37:54
guys it's
37:57
a fact so you've always wanted to something clear
38:00
I think you were a dreamer. Well. Go
38:02
ahead. Go ahead.
38:04
Go ahead. Go ahead. Be a
38:06
dreamer. But to your point, when I was
38:08
this. You manifested it. Let's go to film.
38:11
When I was in the thick of
38:14
my family dysfunction, when I was getting
38:16
my ass beat regularly, when I was
38:18
being diddled by uncles who weren't supposed
38:20
to diddle me, I remember just completely
38:22
dissociating and there's this area in my
38:25
city called Fuente Osmania. That's where all
38:27
the billboards were. And I remember just
38:29
looking at one, it was a guest
38:31
billboard. And I remember thinking
38:33
like, I'm going to be something.
38:36
I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
38:38
I'm going to be something. I'm going to be
38:40
something. So yes, I do believe that, you
38:42
know, you can't obviously
38:44
just manifest things into existence, but you can believe
38:46
it hard enough that your body just naturally moves
38:48
in the way to get you there. That's
38:51
what we mean. Right? But it
38:53
doesn't happen for everybody. There's a reason. There
38:56
we go, dog. Go get it. Get
38:58
it. So manifestation, what I believe is
39:01
with persistence, determination, realism and wanting success
39:03
more than your next breath, a person
39:05
can literally attain anything. I believe this.
39:08
I'm a person who's come from
39:10
absolutely nothing poverty. My house
39:12
was a third world country. That's like what it
39:14
was like where I lived. You know what I
39:16
mean? I ain't saying it's that deep, but I'm
39:19
saying like hunger, no money, nothing, pain, devastation, nothing.
39:22
I had nothing. We had nothing. Get
39:24
her, get her. No, I'm not. I'm not trying
39:26
to get her. Why are you getting her so
39:28
hard right now? No, no. What
39:30
I'm saying is there's another part of this.
39:32
So for years I would always go persistence,
39:35
determination, realism, because I never was like, oh,
39:37
I want to be a rapper, y'all boats
39:39
and bitches and hoes. And
39:42
I never thought that I was like, you know what? This
39:45
is a very big space. And Alan
39:47
Watts said anything you can be interested in, you
39:50
will find others who are. And
39:52
I look, I look man. You're right. No,
39:55
I'm saying like, you look good. We
39:57
don't. I'm black, but I look white. There
42:00
are people who focus on it. They
42:02
focus on being broke They focus on
42:04
the negative aspects of their life because
42:06
I was one of those people I've
42:08
done it and I've lived in the
42:10
negativity and just watched it consume me
42:12
and nothing was happening and I was
42:14
blaming Everything wrong in my life on
42:16
somebody else or because of this and
42:18
if only and when I stopped doing
42:20
that When I stopped comparing myself
42:22
to others and when I stopped Manifesting
42:25
negative energy and I focused on the positive
42:27
that was in my life I saw a
42:29
complete and utter change. I think there is
42:31
a difference between Manifesting the
42:34
lives that we always dreamed
42:36
of ie yourself and entertainment cuz
42:38
you're snapping girl get it Thank you,
42:40
and then a little boy dying
42:43
of leukemia. I do think that there's there's
42:45
a difference there And I think
42:47
some things happen and we can't
42:49
explain them and very much so like me
42:51
coming up and making it out of my
42:53
situation I can't explain
42:55
it and I don't need to explain it
42:57
It is what it is whether it's beautiful
43:00
or whether it's heart-wrenching and sucks, but
43:02
we got to keep it pushing We rest our
43:04
case. I don't know about that Cuz
43:06
I'm not not sure a loop
43:08
with you Case
43:11
verdict. So I just think
43:13
there's the language. I think manifestation is real 390 Daniel
43:15
day Kim Bobby
43:17
Lee is the sidekick, you know, I think that
43:20
You know, I was in LA in the 90s
43:23
and I didn't see people that look like me doing it And
43:26
then you know, I mean it started opening it up
43:28
and you when you were one of those guys where
43:30
I saw was It when it was opening up. Mm-hmm,
43:32
right? You think he looks like you You
43:36
looked on TV and said that guy looks like
43:38
me I can make it what was the thought
43:40
process See
43:42
what I'm saying though This is the
43:44
attack. There's no and this is the way you guys do
43:46
it, right? This is how you hurt me There's no I
43:49
never fucking said I never fucking
43:51
said be me and Daniel D Kim are
43:53
going off for the fucking same shit, man
43:55
All right, obviously on the sidekick. Yeah, obviously,
43:57
I'm the neighbor I'm
44:00
the guy that gets the stuff, you know me on the
44:02
show whatever you know me but of course use the lead
44:04
right But you have to do that right now All
44:07
right, my bad. My bad. I
44:10
just like watching it 422
44:15
Angela white Bob against counted. Anyway, what do you
44:17
want to do? Whatever you want captain? Just
44:21
get that you need your spokes
44:23
counted Yes That's
44:26
what you do. I'll do it. You figure out
44:28
how many spokes are on my butthole every day
44:31
right now. All right, right We're
44:33
gonna count his spokes Angela. All right, hang on Pump
44:38
pump hold pump It's
44:49
probably because you have ridges it's getting stuck
44:52
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can hear your mind
44:55
Fred wider, please Bobby face
44:57
me face me. You'll probably get some boat. Oh
45:07
Really it's good you wipe that's great count
45:10
it. Is there nowhere
45:12
to start counting? Let me let
45:14
me let me let me let you He's
45:19
gonna want to redo Bro
45:26
why is there a check? Did
45:35
he delete it he put it in his pocket
45:37
oh he did he yeah, I'm pretty sure he
45:39
took it He is pretty self. It's for someone that takes
45:42
his pants off a lot. He is self-conscious about the inside
45:44
of his butt Well, the last time Stella
45:46
Barry was on this show the same thing
45:48
happened. He had toilet paper stuck in there
45:50
What a baby wipe. Um,
45:52
I I don't know. I think it's a nostalgia
45:56
thing because Like
45:59
the day He does we have a
46:01
really nice he has a really nice bidet to it's
46:03
the one that says hello Like when you walk in
46:05
it says goodbye when you walk out for the toilet
46:07
paper then I think it's just a hobby I couldn't
46:10
really tell you because he does like he sits over
46:12
the bidet For 30 minutes and
46:14
it just blasts water up his heart and
46:17
he just sits there and he just enjoys himself
46:20
Yeah, um, but he does not like but
46:22
play like at all But I
46:24
don't know if he actually does but just
46:26
doesn't want it performed by a partner because
46:28
I know to some degree He enjoys the
46:31
water pressure. Yeah, right. Yeah.
46:33
Oh That
46:36
was it really quick clean. Let's do a
46:38
redo Now that there's
46:40
no more Yeah,
46:42
I was just wondering why you don't like baby
46:44
wipe or use a bidet I have
46:47
those don't yeah, we know I know
46:49
okay Angela. Let me let quick
46:52
pro quo. Yeah, come on quickly Hold up shut up
46:54
for a sec Get
46:56
in the water Because I'll tell you
46:58
why today for some reason or another I never
47:01
thought that I would take a photo of my
47:03
butthole Oh, that's your first mistake
47:08
And to say you're right it wasn't right,
47:11
but you know your your butthole
47:13
is a business Your
47:18
butthole is a business what is your you have
47:20
to mind is not mine's out in retirement Okay,
47:22
right. So it's like it's an old fishing butthole.
47:25
Oh, yeah by the leg You know, I mean
47:27
he's relaxing. I used yeah, you're right and it's
47:29
like, you know catching the fish You know, I
47:31
mean, you know relaxing. So you want
47:33
to take another photo of my butthole? Yeah, I'm just cleaning
47:35
Yeah But if I was like say I retired
47:38
and I was gonna hang out with like my
47:40
old like butthole friends like my butthole fucking friends
47:42
Yeah, even if I was retired I'd be like
47:44
just for old time say I'm gonna make sure
47:46
you know The buttholes like oh,
47:49
so when you're 80 years old and just
47:52
in case you just never know Also, you're
47:54
in your 80 your your butthole is gonna be
47:56
like tissue-free gonna be ready. Yeah, just in case
47:59
preparation man Do you like butthole
48:01
work? I do like butthole. I do a lot of
48:03
butthole work Whoa,
48:05
that's a bold statement. Yeah, that's insane.
48:07
That's crazy. My butthole is big business. Oh Whoa
48:10
corporate. Yeah, it's corporate. Yeah, does
48:13
it hurt? No, it's not if you do
48:15
it, right? What happened to all
48:17
the good old vagina? Oh, yeah, it's
48:19
great. You like that too? I love that. What do you prefer? I
48:21
prefer veg Have you ever
48:23
had food poisoning while you're doing it?
48:27
Wait, didn't you rupture your
48:29
appendix during a scene? Yeah, no
48:40
If I could do the other day I have more room
48:42
because my appendix is gone So there's more
48:44
room big dicks to yeah go in
48:47
but I mean when you're working and you let's see
48:49
you had a burrito And oh
48:51
well, I don't have a breeder Well,
48:53
I really want to get to the bottom of
48:55
this because I want to do this right. Yeah
48:58
for myself Go ahead. I'm somebody that hasn't necessarily
49:00
like enjoyed anal. So I've just avoided it But
49:03
like we've had it and one
49:06
time. Yeah, and you
49:08
didn't love it hate it. Yeah, he hated it
49:11
Oh, yeah. What about it? Well,
49:13
I'm just very just traditional. I I
49:17
Even I've never watched anal porn. Okay.
49:19
Yeah, it's always been like forbidden but
49:22
hole you love the butthole but you don't like No
49:27
Listen, I love trees. I don't want to fuck it, you know You
49:31
know what that tracks I would think about it. You know, I
49:33
mean, I love many things I don't want
49:35
to penetrate, you know, do you like doggy style in
49:37
the pussy? So then you can look at the butthole?
49:39
Is that kind of? Do
49:41
you look at the butthole when you do doggy? I do a
49:43
quick like glance. Oh I
49:48
don't do like a perv like look at it. So
49:50
you don't spread wait, I should know this
49:52
you don't I don't spread No, you're right. Yeah.
49:54
Oh, no, we don't do we've never done doggy
49:56
cuz our height difference didn't allow us. No,
49:59
I've changed myself style. You're just
50:01
standing now but like no no you you
50:03
know those new office chairs and sell
50:06
what do you mean? I thought
50:09
maybe you'd wear platform heels no you know the
50:11
new office chairs where you can like move
50:13
it up and down. You
50:16
could do that with the human
50:18
and go go down to the
50:21
right you know I mean like an office chain
50:23
right before whatever position the girl ended up being
50:25
even it was super high I wouldn't adjust it
50:27
so I would try to do that so you
50:29
just whatever it presents itself you do. I didn't
50:31
like it okay but now I realized oh no
50:33
I can you know go hey can you go
50:35
down a little bit to the right lay
50:38
on your thumb this and that yeah yeah but
50:40
what are we talking about the butthole? Yeah
50:43
just the proper way to prep.
50:46
Oh yeah go yeah I'd be doing solo anal
50:48
first that's what I would focus on and
50:50
I would go super slow go from one
50:52
finger to two fingers to three fingers and
50:54
this could be over the course of weeks
50:56
depending on your comfortability and how your four
50:59
or five fingers ten fingers I mean we're
51:01
gonna stop yeah well yeah we need to
51:03
stop I'm like this is what I'm trying to
51:05
find out this is my mission where does it stop yeah
51:07
404 Burke
51:11
Chrysler. One person doesn't
51:13
have like an Asian accent and you're like yo
51:15
you got to put an Asian accent on that
51:17
shit when you say that. You can't say that
51:20
about Koreans yeah motherfuckers
51:22
I went too far but what I'm saying
51:24
is is that Japanese people out of oil
51:26
okay well but
51:29
when you look at Japanese people in their
51:31
society it is the most
51:33
fucking cultured hands like
51:35
prim and proper society you've ever been to
51:37
I've only been to the airport in Korea
51:39
I've been to Vietnam that's like they're putting
51:42
their fingers inside your mouth I mean they're
51:44
like they're like oh it's aggressive yeah yeah
51:46
it's aggressive in Vietnam traffic
51:49
in Vietnam oh yeah yeah well
51:51
I've never been there so it's like it's like a Philippines we
51:53
do it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
51:55
yeah but Vietnam's a different level no it's
51:58
similar the Philippines is Notoriously horrible.
52:01
Yeah fucking Joe koi says
52:03
to me Mahalikita
52:08
All the time. What does that mean? No, I
52:10
didn't know it man. I love you. Yeah, so
52:12
I have a Filipino uber driver
52:15
We're talking about all this and we pull up to our
52:18
boss and I go hey Mahalikita and he goes what the
52:20
fuck Did you say to me? I
52:22
said Mahalikita What
52:24
does it mean? And he goes you say I love
52:26
you and I said I thought that's just my like
52:28
hey, man, what's up? Hold
52:31
a fucking uber driver. I loved him. He started laughing so
52:33
fucking hard. I was like Joe koi says it to me
52:35
He goes yeah, like you know, you know who Joe koi
52:37
is. I go. No, I'm a comedian I put my face
52:40
on side of a fucking bus. I go. I definitely know
52:42
Joe koi because you don't know Joe koi Can't make people
52:44
say I don't know Joe koi What
52:46
do you mean? Every time I don't know
52:48
Joe koi. I do know I know you do but I
52:50
they don't know that I don't know him personally Anytime
52:53
I get blood taken? Oh Oh,
52:57
really what do you do for a comedian? Oh,
52:59
really? Yeah, you ever heard a joke where I go
53:01
Yeah, I know. I'm you don't know him face time. I'm like that's
53:03
what I did with you when I was in Hungry.
53:06
Yeah, I face time a guy cuz he didn't believe
53:08
I knew you. Yeah, right cycle. I watch this and
53:10
you picked up Thank God, of course. I always pick
53:12
up on FaceTime. I love a good face. Yeah. Yeah.
53:14
I love a FaceTime Well, you don't expect the FaceTime.
53:16
You're like, oh, they're in a pinch Yeah, they need
53:18
my face for this if you ever run to a
53:20
Korean lady I want you to say I'll show you
53:22
a nice word to say that you're gonna love right?
53:24
Is it boji? Mashi saw
53:26
boji mashi. Yeah boji.
53:29
Mashi saw boji. Mashi saw I'm gonna tell
53:31
you what means right? I want you to
53:33
say to a Korean lady. Okay, they're gonna
53:35
fall in love with you, but I
53:37
know a lot of Korean ladies I'm big in the Kim
53:39
ji good good good. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I went and
53:42
we went to third Street One
53:44
of one of our good friends was a Korean
53:46
dude who he was at the premiere Roy Choi. I know
53:48
right Yeah, Roy Roy
53:50
live down the hall for me him
53:53
and his wife Jean and Kaylin their daughter
53:55
and They were staying
53:58
at the fucking hotel that we had the premiere and
54:00
he was like with his daughter and he was like,
54:02
yo, birth premiere's like next door, do you wanna go? And
54:04
so they came over to the premiere and they hung out with him
54:06
all night. Yeah, it's really crazy. He told
54:08
me about, I'm sure I've said this, but I'll say
54:11
it again. He
54:13
told me about the idea of
54:16
starting Kogi at Thanksgiving. We were
54:18
at my house having Thanksgiving dinner and he said,
54:20
I wanna, he
54:23
was working at Rock Sugar at the time. He was like,
54:25
I was thinking about doing a taco truck.
54:28
Taco truck, like a fusion taco truck, like
54:30
Korean barbecue kinda, like really make something different.
54:32
And I was like, I go,
54:34
buddy, can I be honest with you? And he's like, what? And
54:36
I was like, that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my
54:38
fucking life. And he was like, what?
54:41
And I was like, I swear to God, I
54:43
said a taco truck? Yeah. A taco truck. I
54:45
go, Roy, you got a family. You gotta take, ask
54:48
for that taco truck. Really? I swear to God. Because
54:50
my friend Wolfgang was like, years ago, he was like,
54:52
a pizza and I go, you should do the pizza.
54:55
Well, you guys had a hockey game and he's like, I just don't have a last
54:57
name. Yeah. How'd
54:59
you know? Yeah. We're
55:01
watching the North stars. Playing
55:03
and I go, fuck. Fuck.
55:06
He's like, thank you. I
55:10
made white chili for Tom Sugura and Roy
55:12
Choi one night. He did? Yeah.
55:15
And it's called for nine cans of
55:17
chiles. And
55:20
I put nine cans
55:22
of jalapenos in. And
55:25
I made a chili so
55:27
bad that Roy Choi left
55:29
my apartment. I said, Roy, help me fix it.
55:31
And he looked at me and he backed out
55:33
of my apartment. He goes, I can't help you.
55:36
And he left and made dinner. And
55:38
then he came back and Tom and I ate it. Two fat
55:40
fucks. This one Tom was like two 90, three 15. Wow.
55:44
And we just, we were like, we'll just
55:46
have diarrhea tomorrow. It's not a big deal.
55:48
We're just going to have diarrhea. Yeah. It's
55:50
a, it's a, what
55:54
are we talking about? Yeah. Yeah.
55:56
Why did you? Steve Byrne called me one time and he was
55:58
like, Hey, I'm at Roy's place. Or we
56:00
just talking about Koreans right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Just
56:02
talk about crazy. Let's see how long we just talk about
56:05
cream Oh, let's do it. Okay. Yeah Steve
56:08
Byrne called me one time and he was like, hey, I met
56:11
Roy Choi's taco truck. What does
56:13
he look like? And I Yeah,
56:15
I go. I know I do he was with
56:17
Vince Vaughn. He was with Vince Vaughn. How do
56:20
I know this? I probably told you this. No,
56:22
no, that's not he called me too. Yeah. Yeah.
56:24
No, he called me, too I swear to God this
56:26
is how white Steve Byrne is. Yes. He called me. He
56:28
goes, you know Roy Choi and I go
56:31
Yeah, and he what does he look like? I swear to
56:33
God. I swear to God. Yeah, me too But
56:36
that same night he was and then did he ever run
56:38
into I said to him.
56:40
He looks like you but more hip-hop
56:42
Yeah, 423 Eli Roth Bobby almost gets
56:44
fired. I remember the first time and
56:46
I was so nervous really why I
56:49
Didn't have a mustache or anything Tell
56:52
the audience like explains we work together
56:54
in a faraway place. Yeah. Yeah, is
56:56
that good? Yeah, it's good. And I
56:58
was because I had auditioned and
57:00
I never met you Hmm. What do
57:03
you mean? Cuz it was kovat. That's right. It was
57:05
it was kovat I never met you but
57:07
could I tell you about what happened at
57:10
the table read? Okay, something
57:13
happened. Sure, and it could
57:15
have been listed. It could have been a Fucking
57:18
disaster for me you diarrhea. So
57:21
no So
57:25
You're not aware of this you're not aware of this but
57:28
it would have been a Fucking I would
57:31
have been thrown out Hollywood. I think okay. This sounds
57:33
great. How did I miss it? I never
57:35
told you why not? I'm tell you now,
57:37
okay So
57:40
a week before we did the
57:42
table read right because everyone it you know There's
57:45
all these stars that everyone's around the world because
57:47
we did it through zoom. That's right. We did
57:49
we did right? Wow, so one of your guys
57:51
calls me and goes yo the whole
57:54
movies on Cassett. So you're gonna have to read
57:56
these parts Yes, other
57:58
parts than the parts. I'm Go right. Yeah,
58:00
we gave me 20 names. Yeah 20
58:03
right that was my decision But
58:05
some soul I was like Bobby dude. He's
58:07
great. He can do anything. I Know
58:11
11 all week long. I
58:13
memorized every line. Oh, no
58:17
You know, it's a table read not a table, right? But
58:21
I was so nervous I didn't want to fuck
58:23
up so I hired a guy came over all
58:25
day long I did other people's right.
58:27
It was a lot of parts.
58:30
So I was the hired guy. I didn't You
58:33
I had no idea you get to work
58:35
through that it gets worse now I feel so
58:37
one minute before we start I Text
58:40
the guy and I go, are you sure?
58:43
I'm doing all these parts and he
58:45
goes. Oh, no. No. No, you only didn't doing these two But
58:49
if I hadn't asked Eli you
58:51
would have been I will have been reading somebody
58:53
else's thing What you're doing talking for the sake
58:55
jumping in the same time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and
58:57
it would have been so fucking embarrassing That
58:59
would have been great I'm
59:03
so it would have been so embarrassed so sad
59:06
that that didn't happen because
59:08
everyone would have been like is there an issue
59:10
with Bobby like Like
59:13
he was cast is this part but now
59:15
he's reading everyone else's Yeah,
59:18
yeah, why is he doing that? Yeah,
59:21
you like this on set like I know he wants extra
59:23
parts, but you can't Can't
59:25
really like two people in the same movie.
59:27
I Really? I
59:29
know seems weird. It would have been a Disaster
59:33
that magic so great. I would have been dude
59:35
and this is what I was a fan of
59:37
your acting I know and I when I met
59:40
you were dude. I remember them.
59:42
Yeah, I went to set
59:44
and I and I went to meet you and
59:47
You pulled me aside and we had like a
59:49
10-minute talk and as soon as you opened
59:51
your mouth. I was like, okay, I'm good You're
59:54
so like, you know, you just took all the
59:56
fears away from me. No, that's great Well, look
59:58
everyone always has that look bit of nervousness but
1:00:00
you cast people for a reason because you trust them
1:00:02
and you sort of trust your instinct and
1:00:04
you're like you don't know
1:00:07
nobody knows it's all just like it's this kind of
1:00:09
like I said a faith-based system you just think yeah
1:00:11
this will probably work but you just have a sense
1:00:13
I was like and I'd seen you in love and
1:00:15
I'd seen obviously mad TV there's so many things I'd
1:00:17
seen you in and I was like
1:00:19
I fucking love Bobby Lee and weirdly I
1:00:21
wasn't watching or like listening to the podcast
1:00:23
I only like knew you from acting Wow
1:00:25
from acting stuff Wow so I was just
1:00:28
like Bobby Lee you were just one of
1:00:30
my favorites oh and I was like we
1:00:32
need to write a role for
1:00:34
Bobby Lee I actually wrote it I was like and
1:00:36
they were like and they're really good what is
1:00:39
this character right I have this idea for
1:00:41
this part and it's really funny
1:00:43
I was like it should be Bobby Lee I think
1:00:45
just putting him in this movie in this world will
1:00:47
be so much fun so when the strike is resolved
1:00:49
yeah and things are done we can talk about it
1:00:51
more and it was but it was a pleasurable experience
1:00:54
but you were great to work with Bobby really thank
1:00:56
you and it was it was a dreamy experience and
1:00:58
I want to just I just want to say that
1:01:00
out loud you know I like yeah thank you I'm
1:01:02
not nervous anymore I'm not nervous anymore I look
1:01:05
at you I'm like uh you're like you're
1:01:09
like now when you open your mouth I think I
1:01:12
could even shit in that mouth not
1:01:17
in not
1:01:19
nervous at all I want stage fright I want
1:01:22
to talk word with Barbara what happened
1:01:25
386 Jim Jeffries the
1:01:28
kimchi number one yeah yeah you
1:01:35
gotta take a look at it yeah I gotta pick it up like
1:01:37
the top one in like
1:01:40
like then you guys you pay the food
1:01:42
outstanding ooh yeah but
1:01:44
listen Jim Jim Jim what do you get on the
1:01:46
mic get out we're not making it I'm back is
1:01:52
that we know Korean dudes right yeah
1:01:54
yeah that say that the LA has
1:01:56
the best Korean food on planet earth
1:01:58
yeah even more More so than
1:02:01
Korea. Well, Australia claims that
1:02:03
for Thai food. And
1:02:05
do you believe them? No, no, the Thai food in Australia
1:02:07
is that stack. But the Thai food in
1:02:09
Thailand is also outstanding. But the argument is
1:02:11
it's exactly the same recipe, but we have better produce
1:02:13
in Australia. Ahh. Do
1:02:16
you guys have better coffee for sure? We're
1:02:18
the best coffee in the world. It's so true. Oh
1:02:20
my god. Not even
1:02:22
close. I have
1:02:24
Italian friends who say that coffee in Italy is
1:02:26
shit in comparison to the coffee in Israel. Australia
1:02:28
is the coffee culture. Yep. I
1:02:32
swear to you Bobby. Colombians
1:02:34
feel that way. I
1:02:36
swear to you Bobby, no better coffee than Australian coffee. I don't
1:02:38
think I would know the difference. You would. No,
1:02:42
you do. They open
1:02:45
up Starbucks across Australia. They went, there's about
1:02:47
three left. Wow. Australia
1:02:50
went, no, no, no. We've
1:02:52
got our coffee. Wow. Yeah,
1:02:56
yeah, yeah. I don't mind
1:02:58
it. Not a Korean barbecue
1:03:00
spot, but just the real stews and other things. I like
1:03:02
Indonesia's food as well. I do too. So
1:03:06
you're saying, what do you think the best Asian food is then? Umm... I
1:03:10
was going to say Thai. Yeah, I think
1:03:12
Thailand's got your beat. Thailand, anything on the
1:03:14
menu I'm obsessed with. Yeah. Thailand,
1:03:18
I'm just like, it's so good. And even like
1:03:20
the room service Pad Thai, you're like, this is
1:03:22
the best fucking Pad Thai food. Yeah. The
1:03:34
rock sugar. So
1:03:38
you're saying? They're like, oh, you got to
1:03:40
go to this one. I'm like, I'm happy in my room.
1:03:44
They give you a little pot of sugar and a
1:03:46
little pot of sugar. So you
1:03:48
can do the rock sugar. Yeah.
1:03:53
Bloody good, man. Really good. So
1:03:55
you're saying Thai food is the number one? Thai food, number one. Okay, number
1:03:57
two. I think
1:03:59
Japanese food. And Japan's got more missions
1:04:01
to our restaurants anyway, we were talking street food But you
1:04:03
get a ramen at like one of those places in Japan
1:04:05
Yeah, where it's like we only do 50 pots a day
1:04:07
and there's people lined up and it's just be like $12
1:04:09
or whatever Yeah, fucking the best
1:04:12
ramen you've ever eaten. I go okay. Okay. Okay.
1:04:14
I buy that. I buy it.
1:04:16
You convinced me. What's three? We're
1:04:19
not in three We
1:04:25
don't need a man, but can we get fourth? Sure.
1:04:29
Yeah beat Vietnam Beat
1:04:32
pho. Yeah, beat pho dude. We beat
1:04:34
pho dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah 401
1:04:37
Sam Barelle joke backfires I had
1:04:40
a problem this morning and I want to just get your guys advice
1:04:42
of that. Is that okay? Sure. I think I know about
1:04:44
it What is it? Okay,
1:04:47
the person you called to run the problem by
1:04:49
then called me. Oh Yeah,
1:04:53
okay that he's a rat then he's not
1:04:55
a rat That guy's a rat, but
1:04:58
I love him Doesn't you write
1:05:00
when you're about to announce? Yeah, everybody what the problem
1:05:02
was I mean cut down his name up So
1:05:04
Sam Sam check it out. Okay. Yeah, I'm
1:05:07
sure I don't want I'm shooting some things today
1:05:09
was my first day Okay, I
1:05:12
don't know anybody And you know,
1:05:14
I'm on makeup right and you know It's one of
1:05:16
those trailers where makeup and hair isn't the same thing,
1:05:18
you know, and the lady that's
1:05:20
playing my Girlfriend is in
1:05:22
the makeup chart. I'm in the hair chair
1:05:26
She's Chinese and the
1:05:28
lady doing her makeup is also
1:05:30
Asian. Okay? She
1:05:32
goes and she has an access she goes. I'm from China Which
1:05:35
is fine. Yeah, right. I didn't know when you say I can't
1:05:37
say Yeah, you you can't
1:05:40
do an Asian accent. I don't think I
1:05:42
should know I think you should try it's
1:05:44
called acting It's
1:05:46
like an acting. I could take a break
1:05:48
a set up. Okay, hey Three Asians telling
1:05:51
you it's okay. Yeah Yeah,
1:06:00
yeah, yeah. Being carried away there.
1:06:02
The boys not the boys. Too much power. All
1:06:04
right. So anyway, she goes, I'm from China. I
1:06:06
go, I love China. That's what you
1:06:09
said right away. Yeah, I said, I love
1:06:11
China. And then I say, you know what
1:06:13
China's known for? Kit-tok and COVID. And
1:06:18
then I feel the energy drift from
1:06:20
the room. Oh, bad joke. No chuckle?
1:06:22
Not only a chuckle, it felt like
1:06:25
I was getting canceled. Wow. So
1:06:28
then my girl doesn't
1:06:30
say anything. The girl that's playing me, the Chinese, she
1:06:32
just leaves. Oh. And she does a
1:06:34
face. Oh. And then her
1:06:36
makeup artist, this taller Asian lady,
1:06:38
goes, that was really rude. I
1:06:41
go, what? Well, I don't, because I didn't know, even know what I
1:06:43
said. I kind of feel like every other thing
1:06:45
I say is like the weirdest thing they've ever heard. By the
1:06:48
way, you did know. You just told us. You know what I
1:06:50
said. Well, I didn't know what you were, they were angry. Oh
1:06:52
yeah, you're right. All right, all right, all right, all right. So
1:06:55
I don't- You took a chance. I know.
1:06:58
Well, you know how sometimes you throw a ball and
1:07:00
you miss. Well, you swing. Because
1:07:02
that could work in some rooms. And
1:07:05
no. We all laughed. Now, it wasn't even
1:07:07
a funny joke. It was just like, I didn't know why I
1:07:09
said it was early in the morning, it was six in the
1:07:11
morning. You know, a comic at six in the
1:07:14
morning, they're not their normal self. Anyway,
1:07:16
she goes, that was rude. I go,
1:07:18
why? She's like, I mean,
1:07:20
it's like we're getting attacked. Oh yeah. You
1:07:23
know what I mean? Because of it. And how dare
1:07:25
you save that. I'm not in a fight. Wow. So
1:07:28
then I had to go- Well, I'm glad she stood up for herself.
1:07:30
Oh, fuck it. Wait, did you defend yourself? Or you're
1:07:32
more like, oh, I got it. No, I go, you
1:07:35
know what? Because I'm- because, you
1:07:37
know, I've been in trouble, right, for my
1:07:39
mouth. Yeah. So I go, you know, I'm
1:07:41
gonna play this differently. I go, you know what? I heard what you said.
1:07:45
And, you know, I get you, man. I see it from
1:07:47
your point of view. And you know me, and I should
1:07:49
have said it, and I really apologize. You're
1:07:52
just telling everyone you didn't mean your apology. She's
1:07:54
gonna hear this. No, I
1:07:56
didn't mean it. Just because I was
1:07:59
doing this. You're smoking your face. No,
1:08:01
let me do it again. Comedians
1:08:03
can't since. I'm so right. This
1:08:06
is unacceptable. It's unacceptable. Thank you,
1:08:08
Sam. Yeah, and then I had to
1:08:10
go to her. She was sitting on
1:08:12
set. And I
1:08:14
was just leaning against the wall because she was doing
1:08:17
something on her phone and I
1:08:19
was trying to like find the right window and
1:08:21
I you know, COVID. Joe,
1:08:24
I said, sorry. She
1:08:26
said, you know, why is fine? And then
1:08:28
I was that but that'd be great. If you gave
1:08:31
her COVID and then and then made a tik-tok about
1:08:34
it, I want to let me ask you something.
1:08:37
I think it's just Korean Chinese beef in I don't
1:08:39
I think that's what you I don't think it's
1:08:41
an Asian thing. Like
1:08:44
I think you guys are just I think about that beef is
1:08:46
delicious though. But
1:08:49
if the white dude said it you get in
1:08:51
trouble, right? I don't think they would like it out
1:08:53
of my mouth. No beefy. They would
1:08:55
complain. I don't I my
1:08:58
jokes are really well structured and thoughtful. I
1:09:00
had a problem, but I totally understand. I
1:09:02
mean, yeah, I know. I
1:09:05
know but I don't think about it.
1:09:07
I admire you. I admire your
1:09:09
balls for just going for it. I
1:09:11
wasn't even throwing it like it's gonna hit. I just said it.
1:09:13
I got you know, which I was where you're talking to COVID.
1:09:17
I just threw it out there. You know what I mean? And
1:09:19
then once I said COVID I could just feel the room change.
1:09:23
It's a bad joke. I know. No, it's not even a
1:09:25
bad joke. It's not funny. It's not funny. Yeah, it's funny.
1:09:27
I know you were being silly. I think
1:09:29
I think it's fucked up to get actually
1:09:31
bothered by that. That's
1:09:33
all I wanted to hear. Yeah, it's a little weird
1:09:36
to make us think of it. They know that you're
1:09:38
a comedian, right? Bingo. Yeah. Thank you so much. That's
1:09:40
why I love you so much. Yeah, no, thank you.
1:09:42
So I got an ally. By the way, I like
1:09:44
that. I like that an ally is
1:09:46
now a guy who supports racist. Sam
1:09:50
is an ally. I'm like I do
1:09:52
support ignorance and really dumb batshit stupid
1:09:54
jokes. Yes, I am a alright, but
1:09:56
you know, but as a comic. Yeah,
1:09:58
you always come to my side. I
1:10:00
really appreciate that. I just yeah,
1:10:02
I mean who gets actually offended
1:10:04
exactly and also it's like we're doing
1:10:06
a movie Say good morning.
1:10:08
What's your name? I didn't say like
1:10:10
a Chinese people created fucking coven. I
1:10:13
just open with that Yeah, I
1:10:15
think good morning nice to work What
1:10:19
about you Gilbert, you know what thank you
1:10:21
I see I was standing in that room yeah,
1:10:23
I'm probably laughing Yeah, that's
1:10:26
why you're my boy dog But
1:10:29
then I'm gonna be like hey, I think you're gonna get
1:10:31
fired from this job exactly Wow,
1:10:33
this is like a Disney kids movie.
1:10:35
You're just like you know who started
1:10:37
COVID This is a short right so
1:10:39
there's no HR or anything. So it was no If
1:10:43
it's a short you're allowed to do that. Well Bob and Bobby's
1:10:45
in it. It's definitely a short It's
1:10:49
a fucking Napoleon fuck what it's kind of
1:10:51
call back you fucking Oh 427
1:10:55
Ralph Barbosa, you got a girlfriend Ernie. No,
1:10:58
what are you good in that department? No What
1:11:04
do we oh, yeah, yeah What
1:11:06
do we not good in the department? It's
1:11:08
hard. No dude, you gotta
1:11:10
change your mindset. What's your approach when you
1:11:12
got you talk to girls? What do you add to comedy? You
1:11:19
know I
1:11:24
Get shy no Bobby Bobby you play a
1:11:26
girl at a club Yeah, you're gonna open
1:11:28
my girl girl and I want you to
1:11:30
approach Bobby and ask like the name all
1:11:32
that You know, I seen the one
1:11:35
can I say? That you know
1:11:37
one day with Andrew what
1:11:40
the one that podcast what's it
1:11:42
called? Oh What's
1:11:52
the guy's name Oh
1:11:55
Andrew what Santino there we go Yeah,
1:11:58
you think it's called and Andrew You're in Bobby, you think
1:12:00
that's what it's called? No, it's because
1:12:02
I see clips on TikTok. Right, but you never watch it.
1:12:05
I watch clips on TikTok. Okay, okay, okay. I'm
1:12:07
not watching the phone. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, yeah.
1:12:09
Yeah, it's called Bad Friends. Okay. Okay. Don't
1:12:12
follow that. It's like you went up
1:12:14
to Slash and Bono and go, you know the band with
1:12:16
Slash and Bono, you too? Wait,
1:12:19
Slash is in you too? Oh yeah, not Slash. Oh.
1:12:22
The edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
1:12:24
the edge. It's just like another
1:12:26
hymen now. Yeah. I like it
1:12:28
here. The edge of Bono. So I'm the
1:12:30
girl. I'm a girl, right? And
1:12:32
I'm just at a club. She's cute. You
1:12:35
like it? You're dancing. I do like big
1:12:37
chicks. What? You
1:12:39
like the big chicks? All right, let me say something
1:12:41
about that joke, okay? You didn't
1:12:43
commit to it. Yeah. You
1:12:46
didn't scare it, right? So do it
1:12:48
again, that line. You do the thing. All right,
1:12:50
and be more confident about it because first
1:12:53
of all, that hurt you just, it hurt me. Right?
1:12:56
And it made me fucking angry. But what made
1:12:58
me more angry is that you didn't commit to
1:13:00
it. Right? Dun, dun, dun, dun,
1:13:02
dun. I like some big chicks. Yeah.
1:13:07
It works better. How you doing? Hi,
1:13:09
what's your name? Hi, man, but
1:13:12
people call me Ernie. What's your name? What's going
1:13:14
on? What's going on? Oh,
1:13:17
keep going. How would you
1:13:19
respond to that Bobby? He just, hi, my name is, hi, man.
1:13:22
My name is Samantha, but people call me No. Oh.
1:13:25
Maybe I can change. Bye. Hi,
1:13:28
mate, fine. Hi, mate, fine. My
1:13:31
name is Samantha. So what do you do? I
1:13:34
do a little photography. I do a little
1:13:36
comedy. That's pretty much it
1:13:38
right now. What do you do? You
1:13:43
know, I just right now, you know, I work at a restaurant,
1:13:45
but also, you know, I work at. Good,
1:13:49
good, good. Very good. Good question.
1:13:51
Yeah, I work at, I run, there's a
1:13:53
you. I
1:13:56
know, but. Oh shit. I
1:13:58
don't know if you get it out. Can I get it out
1:14:00
though? Do it. So I work at, you know, there's a new guy.
1:14:02
Boy, we're in a way. Oh! Oh! Oh! He's
1:14:05
power driving right now. He's power
1:14:07
driving. It's the first question. So I work
1:14:09
at a restaurant next to the Home Depot.
1:14:12
Good night. Good night. Oh, go ahead. I'm
1:14:14
bad. Yeah, my bad. Can I just finish what I was
1:14:16
saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead, little man. I feel like
1:14:18
you're nervous or whatever. But anyway, I'm not nervous, man. Now,
1:14:22
what do you do to comedy? I do a little
1:14:24
10 minutes. I open for Ralph. You ever heard of
1:14:26
him? I said, where? Oh. Oh. Where
1:14:29
do you do comedy? I do whatever. I
1:14:32
go with Ralph. You ever heard of him? Who's
1:14:34
Ralph? He has a Netflix special. You ever heard
1:14:36
of him? Yeah, I don't know. Let's check him
1:14:38
out. What's his last
1:14:40
name? Barbosa. Barbosa, cool. Yeah. I
1:14:43
open for him. I'll do a little five, 10 minutes. Yeah,
1:14:46
that's great. Oh yeah, where you
1:14:48
work at? You
1:14:50
never told me. I work
1:14:52
at a restaurant next to the Home Depot. I just said that.
1:14:54
It's called where? Home Depot? There's
1:14:57
a restaurant next to the Home Depot. What the
1:14:59
fuck is happening? I hope you all know that
1:15:01
this is not him like coming into a kitchen.
1:15:03
I know. I know. I know. I get it.
1:15:05
I understand. It's 100% what a conversation is. So
1:15:08
anyway, do you work out here
1:15:10
and there? Yeah, where? At the hotels.
1:15:15
When I can. What do you mean? What
1:15:17
do you mean the hotel? Oh, when you when I'm on tour,
1:15:19
you want to come? I
1:15:23
just get to, but you look. No, no, no, no. I
1:15:27
gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. No,
1:15:29
no, no. Stay. Stay. No, I gotta go. Where?
1:15:32
Where you going? Creepy.
1:15:35
It's creepy. Where you going?
1:15:38
I'm going outside. I'll walk out with you. OK.
1:15:41
It's your Instagram. What's my
1:15:43
Instagram? Yeah, let me have it. I don't have one. I don't
1:15:45
do social media. How old are you? Why?
1:15:50
People my age have Instagrams. Why don't you? Ooh.
1:15:53
Yeah. But did I scare you
1:15:55
a little bit? Yeah. Why? I
1:15:58
didn't scare you. That's what
1:16:00
you say to girl. That's your vibe. Do
1:16:03
the bark. We're out of the thing now. Do the bark.
1:16:06
Do the bark. Oh, I'll be barking on girls. Hold on. I
1:16:09
heard you bark. Yeah, you want to hear it? I
1:16:12
guess. I'm going to bark. That's
1:16:14
your bark, dude? Yeah,
1:16:18
I'll be at the clubs and I'll be
1:16:20
barking. Yeah, yeah. Can
1:16:22
I hear you bark? You
1:16:26
got the dog in her. Everyone,
1:16:29
you bark. No, I can't. I
1:16:31
can't. You bark! Okay,
1:16:33
you bark. Yeah, that's good. You have the best bark, dude. Yeah,
1:16:36
it is a good bark. 425, Whitney Cummings, Single Life. You know, I was
1:16:38
worried about that too. But Jenna's
1:16:40
great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it goes
1:16:42
all goes back. Number one, it's like great. All goes
1:16:44
back. I hate it.
1:16:46
I hate it. I hate it. I
1:16:49
hate it. I hate it. I hate it.
1:16:52
I hate it. I hate it. I
1:16:54
hate it. I hate it. I
1:17:57
hate it. I hate it. I hate it.
1:18:00
Spiros down you go. I'll go back and play
1:18:02
video games. Yeah. Yeah me. It's not that big
1:18:04
of a deal I think we do well in
1:18:06
relationships. I'm a relationship guy. Yeah I
1:18:10
mean, you know you're really just a person too. I
1:18:12
think I think it's good for us I think
1:18:14
it's like we're kind of like left
1:18:16
our own devices. Maybe just have
1:18:18
too many Yeah temptations
1:18:20
or opportunities. Yeah. Yeah, you know
1:18:23
what my new kink is getting married you
1:18:25
want to do it? I'm into it. I want like
1:18:28
to be a wife I want
1:18:30
to like be someone's wife and
1:18:32
like keep the house and handle shit
1:18:35
This just come up when you got
1:18:37
pregnant interesting I always knew like
1:18:39
I'm gonna get pregnant 40 always knew that we
1:18:41
talked about that on trash Tuesday And
1:18:44
I think now that I've like accomplished most of
1:18:46
my goals professionally. It's not gonna feel
1:18:48
like I'm just You know, I
1:18:50
have to be someone's wife so that cuz the man like I
1:18:52
just I it's an active choice Can I propose
1:18:54
like a kink proposed to me? Yes No, I'm
1:18:56
gonna propose you but if I was your husband
1:18:58
and I go and you said yes Would
1:19:01
you go with this idea? We
1:19:03
sleep in two different better. I've never slept in the
1:19:05
bed with a man for 12 years now really
1:19:07
can't do it I got a California. I'm sorry.
1:19:10
I got a Wyoming King bed. Yeah, California plus
1:19:12
a twin. Yeah, I'm still too hard It's
1:19:14
just I can't sleep in the same bed with somebody Do
1:19:17
you think it what it what is it though? Is it
1:19:19
just that either they're moving or they're like a couple things
1:19:21
number one? I just think it makes everything less sexy a
1:19:23
little like if you have the ability to sleep in separate
1:19:26
rooms I've got I like to sleep with the dogs. I
1:19:28
get up in the middle of the night sometimes I don't
1:19:30
want to feel like I'm waking you up. I don't our
1:19:32
hours are a little bit crazy Yeah,
1:19:35
I think to me that's like I'm doing this because I
1:19:37
love you Sometimes I'll like sneak into your bed and like fuck
1:19:40
in the middle of night if you don't have to get up
1:19:42
early But like most people get up at six I if I
1:19:44
go to bed a Sarah Highland when I you know when I
1:19:46
dated her Yeah, I told you the other room we used to
1:19:48
do used to podcast Yeah, I got our better go sleep in
1:19:50
there and for like two months into it She's like I can't
1:19:52
do this. It's just too precious as sleep is
1:19:54
just too precious But why are you like that and
1:19:56
a lot of women aren't I grew
1:19:58
up in an alcoholic home and was No, but that makes
1:20:00
sense to me. Yeah, especially if you have
1:20:02
opposite schedules like I wish we had done that sooner
1:20:06
I don't want to feel shame for having to get up
1:20:08
and pee five times before bed Sometimes I get up and
1:20:10
I putting on my shit like I just don't want to
1:20:12
feel like I'm keeping you up Yeah,
1:20:14
walking on eggshells. Sometimes I'll just lie there and be like, I'm
1:20:16
gonna wake him up if I get up I don't want to roll
1:20:18
over or like yeah, I mean Holding
1:20:21
our fart like how long don't the whole Beginning
1:20:24
though do I could I've been I'm a fart
1:20:26
holder too. I've slept with a couple of girls,
1:20:28
you know recently overnight Holding
1:20:33
forts. Oh god the worst your bubble
1:20:35
though And then I have to do
1:20:37
my hands and slowly do this and
1:20:39
keep slowly sleep. Can I bring your
1:20:41
bubble? When you're deep asleep,
1:20:43
Bobby you fart all night Fart
1:20:49
towel Sebastian. Oh, yeah, yeah But
1:20:52
it's I think it's still sexy and fun to be
1:20:54
like, okay Saturday night like if you had an edible
1:20:56
or whatever and we can like sleep in the same
1:20:58
bed or just like fall asleep together And then I'll
1:21:00
sneak into the other room. Yeah, I'm not like a
1:21:02
psycho about it But I cool Howard
1:21:05
and Beth Stern they say the secret to
1:21:07
their relationship Which is now 20 years is
1:21:10
separate bathrooms. I mean in separate like
1:21:12
they sleep together but separate bathroom That's what
1:21:14
I want seven separate bathroom. Mm-hmm for sure
1:21:16
is a huge thing. Yeah. Okay. Here's
1:21:19
Everyone listening. This is my This
1:21:21
is what I want my dream situation. It put
1:21:24
it out there. Okay Two
1:21:26
different bedrooms. Okay. Okay. Okay You
1:21:29
don't say shit ever about how
1:21:32
long I'm playing video games What's
1:21:34
your big video game right now? What's your
1:21:36
video? You're a field. Okay, not don't not not
1:21:38
nothing like don't walk in the room and shake
1:21:40
her head Right don't
1:21:43
power know I'm into video games.
1:21:45
Good be cool about it I thought
1:21:47
even if I would play for three days without eating,
1:21:49
right? No, doesn't okay. Can
1:21:51
I tell you what you thought? What did you die?
1:21:53
I died then I die can I die I die
1:21:55
Can I say fine? Did I say something about
1:21:57
the video game guy like younger guys playing video game?
1:21:59
Yeah They are
1:22:01
obsessed with like honor and rescuing
1:22:04
the woman. Yeah, I am into
1:22:06
video game guys. Yeah That's
1:22:08
not apply. Okay Play
1:22:10
farming killing I
1:22:13
plow what you should why don't you would you ever
1:22:16
have an actual farm with chicken? You see this so fucking
1:22:18
would you actually want to fight a dragon? No My
1:22:25
point is is this so that's the one sleep on seven
1:22:27
birds never complain about my video
1:22:30
game Okay, and also sometimes though
1:22:32
you do use video games to check out
1:22:34
and avoid a relationship 100% Okay,
1:22:37
just between me. I can see
1:22:39
myself doing that And
1:22:43
the third thing is I'm just in the market for
1:22:45
a new addiction I'm
1:22:47
wondering is it is good. I mean, I'm
1:22:49
aware of what it is. I know what
1:22:51
it is It's like a secondary addiction escaping
1:22:54
gives me dopamine hits. Did you ever do
1:22:56
Dungeons and Dragons? It's
1:22:58
a younger person. Yes a kid. Yeah, but not No,
1:23:01
because you know, I don't have that much of an imagination
1:23:03
and you can make up the story to make up in
1:23:05
your mind And visualize and stuff. I'm not
1:23:08
wrong gambling I was thinking maybe just
1:23:10
don't live together might be the perfect scenario
1:23:12
for you No, live close. No in like a
1:23:14
calm. I wanted it like sell you around Okay,
1:23:17
I mean I want to still see you I want
1:23:20
to eat dinner with you. Yeah Yeah, you know me,
1:23:22
but it's like what's the third thing? I like
1:23:24
the idea of me it's interdependent instead of
1:23:26
codependent being able to be independent with people
1:23:28
to me that is intimacy You
1:23:31
know, I can't just be playing video games for
1:23:33
seven hours And like if there's something urgent or
1:23:35
I just think the key is sometimes going like
1:23:37
hey these next couple days I'm probably just gonna
1:23:40
check out a little bit if that's okay
1:23:42
But then that only works if like her
1:23:44
love language isn't shared experiences because that's a hard
1:23:46
thing for you to do Like
1:23:48
what's a shared experience? What do you mean? Like
1:23:50
maybe it's something she enjoys and you don't
1:23:52
necessarily, you know enjoy but you you know
1:23:54
commit to it anyway But with 18 hours
1:23:56
a day of video games Okay,
1:23:58
I understand Right, you
1:24:00
know like but yeah, no, I think that
1:24:02
we are not great at fun
1:24:05
stuff like that But we're also the
1:24:07
people that when you do take us to fun stuff We're like, I
1:24:09
mean what's the big we have to like roast everything and make fun
1:24:11
of everything So I'm sort of like why don't you just go with
1:24:13
your friends? Cuz if I go? That's
1:24:19
something I learned very quickly when trying to
1:24:21
do shared experiences with him is that he
1:24:23
would almost make it worse Yeah, like the
1:24:25
whole time you Think
1:24:28
that's our thing. I would blow up and be like
1:24:30
why the fuck are you even here? And so I
1:24:32
learned then that I would go out with my friends,
1:24:35
but we have to understand Yeah, might be by me
1:24:37
being there is a miracle. Yeah,
1:24:39
straight from heaven, baby You know, like I
1:24:41
can't even believe I'm out here in the
1:24:43
mountain or whatever it might be Yeah, I
1:24:45
would get super emo. I'd be like we need to be making them
1:24:48
Oh, remember what I'd be like, um, somebody didn't
1:24:50
see hasn't seen snow. I forgot what it was
1:24:52
tools, right? So we're out. Yeah, we're out in
1:24:54
Big Bear watching snow Yes, and everything snow. I
1:24:57
know but imagine me driving to the mountain to
1:24:59
see fucking snow I've
1:25:02
seen the movies lady big
1:25:04
Paris where you go to realize What
1:25:07
I know the revenant I've seen the revenant. Yeah, you
1:25:09
have snow in that movie Like I don't need this
1:25:11
but I grow all the way in the mountain. Yeah,
1:25:13
see fucking so she doesn't think you think it's normal
1:25:17
That I'm no that's a miracle for
1:25:19
me. That's me crying so hard Tires
1:25:22
We're competing with snow we're
1:25:25
entertainers We're kind of
1:25:27
like we're like no you come
1:25:29
see us fuck weather But my point is
1:25:31
is this that um that you and I you
1:25:33
just kind of validated for me who I am
1:25:36
Because sometimes I look at my behavior and I go,
1:25:38
you know go what's wrong with you? But
1:25:41
then if I realize there are people like people
1:25:43
like you and Andrew reminds me that too sense,
1:25:45
you know in different ways And I
1:25:47
just I do want to say like it's not
1:25:49
like we're not we want the person we're with
1:25:51
to be having fun And we want to do
1:25:53
fun things. I just when I'm doing something that's
1:25:55
supposed to be fun I feel pressure like I'm
1:25:57
not have I need to perform having fun. Well
1:26:00
Yeah, and you know what I mean? And I feel
1:26:02
it's not annoying though that we have to be like
1:26:04
I don't get massages cuz I'm like like I don't know
1:26:06
how to convey to this person that I'm like having a
1:26:08
great I don't want them to feel like they're failing Can't
1:26:13
get my size is cuz I'm like this they're like is it
1:26:15
gonna be no, it's great like I'm Receiving
1:26:20
gifts because I do The
1:26:23
meanest thing We
1:26:28
are four twelve mark Norman wear
1:26:30
and tear so I met a girl. Oh somewhere
1:26:32
in the country. Yes. I'm wearing the country Yeah,
1:26:35
put that down. Just don't put the right right
1:26:37
and I was erect. Yeah, I
1:26:39
wrecked. I was I wrecked But
1:26:42
it was daylight. Oh Problem.
1:26:45
Yeah, right because I have the three colored. Oh,
1:26:48
right. I had to go. Yeah, it's
1:26:50
tricolored Yeah, I know but I
1:26:52
just thought that she was but
1:26:55
I had that brown ring I go and I try to make a
1:26:57
like a Lord of the Rings. She's like, I don't know so the
1:26:59
movie whatever but But
1:27:02
it's like this dark ring and I showed her and she
1:27:04
didn't seem to care But it's like
1:27:06
I don't know why I just had to do it Oh,
1:27:09
no, I feel the same way about broad
1:27:11
daylight like first-time sex. Like I don't I
1:27:14
I'm pretty tricolored there, too It's
1:27:19
one color my color shit I
1:27:25
It's a beautiful dark purple Purple
1:27:29
is just one. It's a different shade.
1:27:31
Yeah. Is it like a mood ring?
1:27:33
Does it change color with? Hey, yeah,
1:27:36
it's similar to a nipple. I think depending on
1:27:38
like how much blood flow is there. All right
1:27:40
All right. Yeah, but it's like I've never looked at
1:27:42
a woman's vagina go. I don't like that color. I have
1:27:46
black Yeah
1:27:54
Yeah, I've never like went oh that's not
1:27:57
you know a favorable color right Well,
1:28:00
you know what you I think you'd rather pink
1:28:02
then like a dirty brown That's
1:28:06
again guys That's well
1:28:08
just something Tear
1:28:11
down there, but that doesn't do
1:28:13
with color. So let's just let that sink. All right leather
1:28:17
All right. Oh, I see you know beef
1:28:19
tips. There you go. Yeah, I don't like
1:28:21
what it's burnt and like roast beef tip
1:28:23
Yeah, yeah, that's what that's what he's trying
1:28:25
to say exactly anatomy. That has nothing to do
1:28:27
with wear and tear. Oh, really? Yeah,
1:28:29
we don't know we're not scientists right? Well, I've never
1:28:31
seen a baby with the wear and tear I
1:28:35
used to babysit. I can show you
1:28:37
the photos of all Yeah,
1:28:46
um, so anyway I did show her
1:28:48
and explain, you know through years of
1:28:51
You know mean wearing tear this man. That's
1:28:53
why I try call her. Oh you told her
1:28:55
you had wear and tear Dick
1:28:57
should not have tear. Where are
1:29:00
you tearing? It's got where though? It's got where
1:29:02
it's like Denim, you know take the fans
1:29:04
that he go where? Wow,
1:29:09
I've seen it so
1:29:12
when you saw you go that's a small one. Yeah Wow,
1:29:16
I thought we all do that. No. No well
1:29:19
tell them about tell them about is it a
1:29:21
grower the grower? Oh really? I
1:29:24
was pretty worried when I saw it soft the first
1:29:26
time. Yeah, but then he grew like
1:29:28
pretty to average All right. Great.
1:29:31
Yeah, but what did she think she
1:29:33
liked it? Okay, perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
1:29:36
I mean, I mean she could be a good liar
1:29:38
too. I don't know true. She went she went it's
1:29:40
good Yeah
1:29:47
I love when there's always guys who I got no
1:29:49
complaints never got any complaints I'm like what woman's gonna
1:29:51
be like I want to make a complaint That's
1:29:54
not gonna happen. Yeah, it'd be nice. I'll talk to
1:29:56
their friends. They know that they know right, right? They're
1:29:58
very I know how that Oh, yeah,
1:30:00
you're friends. Yeah, of course. So
1:30:03
all your friends know what my dick looks like like Every
1:30:06
single inch of it your mom. Yeah
1:30:08
topography ever your mom. Yeah No,
1:30:11
wait a second. My mom knows because she would
1:30:13
find pictures of you with okay Okay, get
1:30:15
pictures with girls like because
1:30:17
my mom would clean Will
1:30:20
still clean his house. Well, she's Filipino Yeah,
1:30:22
yeah, yeah, yeah, and he
1:30:24
would she would always just unearth these old
1:30:27
pictures of Bobby with his previous You
1:30:29
know girly's of the night
1:30:31
you leave the photos out. No
1:30:33
during drawers and stuff I see yeah, they're in cabinets
1:30:35
and drawers. I don't leave it out. He's like darling. Where
1:30:38
do you want me to put this? Yeah,
1:30:40
I just put it in a box. You've seen
1:30:42
them. I've seen them. Yeah, I see them. Yeah.
1:30:45
All right. Great Four
1:30:47
twenty one Adam Ray Adam owes Bobby 50k and
1:30:50
I've told this story many times a blast by
1:30:52
the way Let's talk about the positives before we
1:30:54
steer to negative Get
1:30:56
it first. I want to go negative first Yeah And
1:30:58
there's a story that I told and I think you
1:31:00
know because you know, I lie and exaggerate and sometimes
1:31:03
I don't know what The truth is so it's like
1:31:05
um, there's a story between you and as I've told
1:31:07
but I don't know if it's true Yeah, so I
1:31:09
would like you to tell that please the Fort Lauderdale.
1:31:11
Yeah Gambling.
1:31:13
Yeah, so tell So
1:31:16
I think this was 20 Say
1:31:19
2011 maybe 2010 Wow Wow The
1:31:24
13. Yeah, I was about three four years in
1:31:26
the stand-up Yeah, Bobby saw me at the commie
1:31:28
store and goes my man you were I don't want
1:31:30
to miss coach you be like You're the funniest
1:31:32
white you boy. I've ever seen turn out you're
1:31:34
the For a Jew book
1:31:36
for a Jew book. Fuck you like that. You've
1:31:38
got nubby stuff. No Something
1:31:41
about I'm inspired by the story. Yeah, and
1:31:43
so we went on the road and Having
1:31:46
a blast going to Maggiano's like we
1:31:48
always the love my honor. Well, we
1:31:51
used to get oh man meatball The
1:31:53
mushroom the mushroom soup the mushroom. No, no, no,
1:31:55
no the little mushrooms with a little filling stuffing
1:31:57
in the molly The mushroom stuffed stuffed mushrooms. Yeah.
1:31:59
Yeah You like that what's wrong? No
1:32:02
nothing. I'm listening. No you
1:32:04
did something. What did I do? Sorry? I was looking
1:32:06
that was insane. I was looking for candy
1:32:10
Wow, no candy there. No, so
1:32:12
donuts are coming, but I found my candy. Yeah,
1:32:14
but don't do this during the thing where you went Like
1:32:23
a message gets it makes the guests feel like they're not
1:32:25
sorry. I feel like I'm pretty secure, but Here
1:32:28
can I explain myself you after I show you
1:32:30
all and then my hunger started to
1:32:32
kind of you sort of look that was
1:32:34
your Meatball look that was my oh my god.
1:32:36
I'm hungry. Where are my noms? What are those
1:32:38
noms? Yeah? I love noms noms No,
1:32:41
oh, I know Meep on a
1:32:43
pack never had noms are the best just better
1:32:45
be an ad what kind do they have the
1:32:47
ones of the Not an ad this is just
1:32:50
we just love them Filipino meatballs. No No, what
1:32:52
I've never had somebody that I'm gonna try oh
1:32:54
my god. They're other gummy bears No, but there's
1:32:56
their meatball. There's a thing that they put on
1:32:58
there What is that stuff that they put
1:33:00
on there? Well they're covered in Lee hang and let me oh
1:33:02
yeah Which I think I went to high school both those kids
1:33:06
Wasn't she a street fighter? By
1:33:09
the way, I did go to high school with
1:33:11
a Vietnamese girl named Betch Ho Yeah, really CH
1:33:13
H dash O and everybody was like yo bitch
1:33:15
your mama's a ho your daddy's a ho Yeah,
1:33:17
you get the donuts. Thank you.
1:33:20
All right. Sorry Please
1:33:22
just try one of these. I try one for a trip before
1:33:24
we go to the Yeah, the burst
1:33:27
the bursts are good. I am fired. I
1:33:29
love you. Where did you uh, oh
1:33:31
this is okay Hawaii Now
1:33:35
tell me this does Hawaii are they just ahead of the curve
1:33:37
as far as treats go candy Yes, I think
1:33:39
Asia too in general Japan for
1:33:41
most stuff right? Yeah, Hawaiian candy.
1:33:43
Yeah. Yeah. Why is that? I don't
1:33:46
know I just go to the crack seed store and I
1:33:49
Everything there is just infinitely better Wow.
1:33:51
I'm tasting a little bit of Lee hang on that Hey
1:33:55
Lee, what's my Lee? Hey Lee? I don't
1:33:57
know what you fucking on these bears Baby,
1:34:01
you like them look better than that. What's the
1:34:03
American one the Faribo for that's
1:34:05
a gummy bear Oh sure. Oh gushers with a
1:34:07
little juice inside Anyway,
1:34:09
let's move on. Okay for Lauderdale. I'm speaking
1:34:11
a sweet treat with the for Lauderdale improv
1:34:13
So I'm doing the for Lauderdale improv sold
1:34:15
out by the way, it was sold out
1:34:18
Oh, but oh even back then all your
1:34:20
souls were sold out Remember you left
1:34:22
me a voicemail was just still had it when we were in Seattle and
1:34:24
you're like hey, man Take it easy this weekend. Don't
1:34:26
crush too hard. I know your family's gonna be in town
1:34:28
Are you gonna fucking take it up a notch cuz you
1:34:30
step dads here and you want to impress them and get
1:34:32
them to love you like Real
1:34:34
dad didn't whatever you said. I get them paraphrasing. Oh,
1:34:36
that's right. Yeah, you go take it down a notch
1:34:38
you're abandoned cuz Bobby The
1:34:43
the For louder improv
1:34:45
big room you came and I think right before you
1:34:48
had to go on chugged a Red Bull You're
1:34:50
like, how are they I was like unbelievable and
1:34:52
you get up there. You're like fuck What am I gonna do? Mm-hmm, and
1:34:55
then you go up there you murder we get off stage
1:34:58
out in the lobby I Was like,
1:35:00
let's go to my John. Oh, so I was like I'm gonna
1:35:02
go outside and hand out some stickers and try to try to
1:35:04
get Some fans. Mm-hmm. I made a couple gals. That's
1:35:07
right. And one of the girls was pretty
1:35:09
pumped about my set And
1:35:12
I'm in the feature spot the easiest spot
1:35:14
for comedy. I'm doing you're letting me do
1:35:16
30 minutes sometimes 45 Let's get to the
1:35:18
didn't show up on I think
1:35:21
Santa was a improv. I did an hour and 15 minutes
1:35:23
in the feature spot. So now I'm just you hear out
1:35:26
take chasing tail Okay. Okay. So this
1:35:28
gal and I go to a couple bars We
1:35:30
have a good time and I'm thinking whatever I
1:35:32
mean, I'm still in this new spot of even
1:35:35
You know having people I'm like I don't know what the
1:35:37
move is and just kind of letting her kind of drive
1:35:39
the ship and then we go back to the Hardrock and
1:35:41
Bobby's like I'm gonna go gamble. Let me know
1:35:44
when you're done making mistakes and Was
1:35:47
it a mistake? I've
1:35:50
never been pretty fun. Yeah, but here's why I
1:35:52
think it was a mistake. It was a little
1:35:54
mentally It was a fucking mistake. Yeah, get to
1:35:56
the mistake. So I'm up. So I don't know
1:35:58
if you guys your phone on with
1:36:00
the lights on or the music on but I tried to
1:36:03
put things on airplane mode. Silent mode.
1:36:05
Silent mode is I wanted no distractions.
1:36:08
Yeah. I don't want to hear you know my
1:36:12
ringtone for Bobby and I
1:36:16
had some Lee Hing gummy bears and some rubbers
1:36:18
and I wanted to make sure everything was punky
1:36:20
dory and I looked down on my phone afterwards
1:36:23
couldn't have been more than I don't know four
1:36:25
or five minutes and
1:36:27
I look down I see like 40 missed calls
1:36:29
from Bobby and I'm like somebody's
1:36:32
dead that's what Amelia you go to somebody died
1:36:34
or my
1:36:38
second thought was oh I think he's gambling
1:36:40
and I think he won a lot of money and
1:36:43
I think he needs me to do something
1:36:45
about that in a way that
1:36:47
helps him collect said cash so
1:36:50
I made a call back and he goes where
1:36:52
the fuck are you and I go almost
1:36:55
stairs I was having some fucking noms
1:36:57
what's going on he was
1:36:59
like I just won I think 40 or
1:37:01
50 thousand thousand dollars at the slot machine
1:37:03
and I didn't have my ID on it
1:37:05
I need you to come down here quickly
1:37:07
to claim my prize and I was
1:37:10
like fuck I'm on my way and
1:37:12
by the time I go down there it's too late what do you mean it's
1:37:14
too late so I guess that you know I didn't
1:37:17
have any identification which is
1:37:19
your fault I
1:37:22
know but I'm also playing the club yeah I know
1:37:24
right I like I'm headlining the club posters
1:37:26
everywhere posters everywhere so I mean just give
1:37:28
me some slack just give me some slack
1:37:31
right and they go no we need a
1:37:33
hard copy of your ID so what I
1:37:35
was gonna do is when it rang I knew
1:37:37
this instinctually I was like I'm gonna call Adam
1:37:39
he's gonna sit where I'm sitting the
1:37:42
problem is this buzzer is going like ringing everyone's
1:37:44
staring at me because I want to
1:37:46
think right so I'm like calling Adam
1:37:48
like so he can get there so he can go
1:37:50
I won he gets some money I wouldn't give him
1:37:52
a percentage yeah and we could have moved on right
1:37:54
then they go you can't you
1:37:56
got there too late I ended up going
1:37:58
to like the offices where the you know native
1:38:01
chiefs are and stuff like that and and they
1:38:03
go here's what we're to do yeah You
1:38:06
take will be you take plane
1:38:10
Go get your ID and then fly back Like
1:38:14
my arm and collect the money yeah
1:38:16
my okay passport, but since Florida,
1:38:18
I'm not gonna fly back. What would you do?
1:38:20
Yes? I'd send him
1:38:23
I'd fly him really really was
1:38:25
about 2025. That's still a lot. Okay, look. Yeah, I
1:38:27
realize he was like 20 25,000 Okay,
1:38:29
look I would have sent him back That
1:38:32
night take a red-eye come back totally and
1:38:34
then give him a 10% of it Not
1:38:37
even almost just like this is what you have to do for not
1:38:39
being available. I would have done it Well
1:38:41
the problem was everywhere do we think about that
1:38:43
cameras everywhere? They would have maybe right they've seen
1:38:45
me sit down Well, how
1:38:48
long ago was this of course they had cameras 2011? No,
1:38:50
there's what they wanted I would have had to
1:38:52
get on a flight drive and
1:38:55
drive back Yeah, you could have had
1:38:57
someone do that for you though. I fly me fly
1:38:59
fly what yeah, Adam could have done that Yeah,
1:39:01
oh so fly back to LA yeah, and
1:39:03
then flying back with my shit kick him up a grand
1:39:06
For his troubles. Okay, maybe I'll even
1:39:09
take comfort to me in my mind. I was like
1:39:12
I don't know why it was it wasn't worth to me out
1:39:14
for some reason I just I was so angry,
1:39:17
but anyway and did I use that against you in
1:39:19
any way? I don't know and collected the cash no
1:39:21
no that cash is just sitting at the hardrock at
1:39:23
Fort Lauderdale I wonder if you go in that claim.
1:39:25
Yeah, can you go back now and just be like look dude?
1:39:28
Roll back a year ago. You never gave
1:39:30
me a timetable. I'm a timetable. Oh You
1:39:33
timetable how about this we film it we go back We
1:39:36
collect the cash and I find that girl and we get her
1:39:38
to Testify testify. Yeah,
1:39:40
that's my And
1:39:43
she's like yeah, I was upstairs having a very subpar experience. I'm like
1:39:45
you fucking you said it was great Check
1:39:48
is that why I'm here. Yeah 414 Dan
1:39:50
Soder. I call in Quinn the first time
1:39:52
I met him Yeah, was with Joe list
1:39:54
yeah, Colin Quinn just goes. What's your last
1:39:56
name, and I go Soder you change it I
1:40:00
know I know I was just sitting there like yeah, yeah Hero
1:40:05
right fucking change my name or like sometimes you'll
1:40:07
go like Jim normal go hey It will introduce
1:40:09
me to other comics like this guy's a strong
1:40:12
middle. Yeah Right
1:40:15
I'm like I'm headlining I'm always I'm always
1:40:17
waiting from those old-school guys. I'm always waiting
1:40:19
for a punch So every time I yeah
1:40:22
like hey, how you doing Jim? Yeah,
1:40:25
you don't want to lean in and be although Jim
1:40:27
though He is one of the sweetest
1:40:30
yeah underrated comedians of all three weeks ago.
1:40:32
He texted me and So
1:40:35
I guess the New York Post did a article
1:40:37
about me being drunk on Sex
1:40:40
in the city you remember that yeah, it was
1:40:42
on page six you called me so then Norton
1:40:44
texted me goes Are you okay, buddy? I
1:40:46
read that article. I just want to see if you're
1:40:49
okay. Yeah, and I'm like oh We're
1:40:52
friends, and he's he loves me and what
1:40:54
a great guy what a sweet You
1:40:57
know he like guys like that always like
1:40:59
text me when things are going wrong But
1:41:03
yeah, I mean they're there No,
1:41:06
oh, he's just genuinely genuine. It was genuinely.
1:41:08
Are you okay? I'm here for you. You
1:41:10
know I talked to When
1:41:13
Ari the Kobe thing happened. Oh my
1:41:15
god. I remember Ari being like yeah
1:41:17
all the New York guys were
1:41:19
like Honest and upfront like
1:41:21
but like didn't abandon me like I said that
1:41:23
he was like all you guys were like that
1:41:25
joke sucked But we love you. Yeah, you know
1:41:27
It was like he said like you know I'm
1:41:30
not gonna name names We said people on the
1:41:32
West Coast fuck it were like you lose my
1:41:34
number This
1:41:36
is what I want to say now, and you just
1:41:38
hit something in me, and I'm gonna get in there
1:41:41
Okay, I think you're right. I
1:41:44
think that some of the people know some people in
1:41:46
the West right are cowards Yeah,
1:41:48
and they're scared. Yeah, and they're a
1:41:50
little too woke for me. Yeah, right what they
1:41:52
care about the optics They care of the
1:41:54
optics like I can't be associated over friendship
1:41:57
over friendship, but the New York eyes Indeed
1:42:00
well, it's we I
1:42:03
truly think that there's a thing of like there's
1:42:05
an honesty to a bill relationships there we're
1:42:07
like Should
1:42:10
I move I? The
1:42:12
thing I do like about New York is that like
1:42:14
they'll tell you to your face if a joke sucks
1:42:17
Yeah, don't do that joke and I feel like
1:42:19
in LA there's not a lot. Well the audience
1:42:21
does that too. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I
1:42:23
think I think that that's the one thing I
1:42:25
like about New York is that I know that
1:42:27
no matter Where I go in the business. I
1:42:29
have a crew of friends that will treat me
1:42:31
the same. Yeah I think in
1:42:34
LA what happens is people treat you accordingly like
1:42:36
if Like if you're
1:42:38
up people are like, oh my god
1:42:41
I love seeing you if you're down and you do
1:42:43
something fucked up. They're like, I just
1:42:45
I can't right now. Yeah I
1:42:47
don't know that could I know you you're
1:42:50
absolutely correct Yeah You hit it
1:42:52
on the button because I've had friends that have
1:42:54
gone through all that shit and just immediately you
1:42:56
reach out Yeah, I do. This is the sucks
1:42:59
Cuz you know how many voices are coming at
1:43:01
them being like you fucking suck you're terrible And
1:43:03
if you just reach out and go like yeah,
1:43:05
all right, this is brutal, but I then make
1:43:07
fun of I think theoretically But I want to
1:43:09
say this though I think that people in New
1:43:11
York comics that go to New York want to
1:43:13
be real comics, right? I think that
1:43:15
would end up I think they want to focus primarily
1:43:17
right and when they come to LA they have other
1:43:19
dreams They want listen
1:43:21
man. The thing is you can I
1:43:24
can knock LA all I want The fact
1:43:26
is LA comics are better performers. They're better
1:43:28
performers. They tell jokes. That's all I want
1:43:30
to hear. Yeah, but they are Like
1:43:34
you see LA guys performing you're like fuck
1:43:37
I wish I was that unchanged I wish
1:43:39
I was that unburdened to be like act
1:43:41
out my jokes like that. Yeah Yeah, but
1:43:43
I also think New York comics are more
1:43:46
like stand-up is more important Yeah I see
1:43:49
like just like the actual stand-up is important
1:43:51
writing jokes and like yeah because when I
1:43:53
was a seller that last time I played the cell that you
1:43:55
know the piano guy. That's there. Yeah, I was doing way too
1:43:57
much I
1:44:00
was doing way too much. Do
1:44:03
I score this? Yeah, yeah. And
1:44:05
he looked at me like, hey, no,
1:44:08
it's not working. My favorite thing
1:44:11
about the seller, and I think this is
1:44:13
in LA too, this is everywhere. My favorite
1:44:15
thing at a comedy club is making sure
1:44:17
the staff is laughing. Ah.
1:44:19
Because if the staff is laughing, you're like,
1:44:21
you guys see all this horseshit. Yeah. So
1:44:24
if they're not laughing, you're like, man, does that joke suck?
1:44:28
Yeah. I'm going to say $3.95, Roddy
1:44:30
Chang. Yeah, I apologize to anyone ever.
1:44:33
Rarely. Rarely. Okay,
1:44:35
thank you. Secondly, I have other issues with
1:44:37
you. So many gripes. I have another podcast ready
1:44:39
for you. It's a
1:44:41
brush. My second issue. My ears are my second
1:44:43
issue. Please. You
1:44:46
do Neil Brennan's podcast before mine? That's
1:44:48
insane. This guy, I also want to
1:44:50
say this, okay? Listen to me, all
1:44:52
right? Oh yeah, I look up to
1:44:54
you. You know me, I grew up
1:44:57
watching you. I have respect for you, okay? I
1:44:59
love all that stuff. That gets to be hard. Okay. But
1:45:02
let me say something. And all these people are like, oh, we're
1:45:04
going to do Neil Brennan's. We do, we're
1:45:06
better. We do better numbers. Do we
1:45:08
do better numbers or no? I think so. First
1:45:10
of all, I don't do podcasts, period. I don't
1:45:13
do podcasts for numbers. I don't give a fuck
1:45:15
about podcasts, okay? I didn't come to America to
1:45:17
get on podcasts. I could
1:45:19
do podcasts back home. You guys came here to do
1:45:21
podcasts. Oh, you came here to- Okay, so I don't
1:45:23
like to do podcasts. So I don't do any- okay,
1:45:25
second of all. Second of all,
1:45:27
it's number one, fuck podcast. Number
1:45:29
one, fuck podcast. Okay, I
1:45:31
came here to be in movies. I make money.
1:45:33
I didn't come here to do podcasts for free. I
1:45:35
didn't come here to help you make money on
1:45:38
your free podcast. All right? I'm not going
1:45:40
to pay for this. Okay, second of all,
1:45:42
all right, when you ask me to do
1:45:44
a podcast, I live in New York City.
1:45:47
I don't live in LA. Everyone in LA
1:45:49
for some reason thinks everybody lives in LA. Everyone's
1:45:52
always like, hey, come and do my podcast. I don't live
1:45:54
in your city, man. How am I supposed to do your
1:45:56
podcast on your city? You have to calm down. Rebuddo,
1:45:59
Bobby. My rebuttal as he what
1:46:01
are you saying is ridiculous and assistance
1:46:03
Okay I'll tell you why are a
1:46:06
number one? Yes, it's free bought right?
1:46:08
It's gonna help you. Okay, Because.
1:46:11
Believe. It or not, right? The.
1:46:13
People don't listen to the spot as are
1:46:15
my fans right? white? Why you have a
1:46:17
garage? Because what were you? Close your eyes
1:46:19
you may claiming his own What you're doing
1:46:22
your favourite. On
1:46:24
after your favor where do each other face
1:46:26
have? What a good I'm going to tell
1:46:28
you how this works. Ok running around about
1:46:30
eight years ago when this new podcast when
1:46:32
I'm out and started was the reason why
1:46:34
a new A Years ago so new one.
1:46:38
with a well on on the
1:46:40
cutting edge of Edo right now.
1:46:43
Speak and so microphones I'm not. I would
1:46:45
go my god how can Oh my God
1:46:47
is a bigger and of T Bitcoin tower
1:46:49
or it So a view of what happened
1:46:51
was the east coast in the west coast
1:46:53
alley. Comedy Senior Com is what we did
1:46:55
was we did each other's podcast. We all
1:46:57
grew together or right? So in my mind
1:46:59
we're a family. And. Cause you know what
1:47:02
family means of the original, What family means
1:47:04
Iowa. I know family of that actually right
1:47:06
will also be what was the hard. Home.
1:47:09
Is where the hardest? okay you might alright a mirage Uma
1:47:11
was he taught my word what I'm talking with i hundred
1:47:14
and of as to what we're doing right now. His. Brothers.
1:47:16
And sisters and eleven of us get together and
1:47:19
help each other by you doing my part as
1:47:21
you're helping me out of I need your help.
1:47:23
Oh. Do me a thought The sabre is go with
1:47:25
this is that's why you're here. Okay, no, no, probably
1:47:27
about a way that I'd love to be your you
1:47:29
ask me. See, I'm like oh my God Bobby Lee
1:47:32
as he put his paw today. The attitudes. Of.
1:47:34
A budget. Tabasco? Yes, I again I don't.
1:47:37
Either I don't know Yet another would
1:47:40
not be your best bet. Is
1:47:43
that I thought I was in a man I'm
1:47:45
I'm a regal so outlasting illnesses necessary though he
1:47:47
knows I just and was made me really like
1:47:49
yeah you're on a Gilbert George or it'll be
1:47:52
legally been A major. Up in Southeast Asia to
1:47:54
know whether you would you throw in the Philippines. Or
1:47:56
is Sylvia oh cool. you are three
1:47:58
or wherever you from Austria. The only
1:48:00
rarely I heard of him as a
1:48:02
it'll be easy at all I know.
1:48:04
yeah there's even a literally do not
1:48:06
understand self is Asia Sedona wearable, a
1:48:08
Bobby singer. I know of his Asians
1:48:10
We get it. Okay salvage all your
1:48:12
i see a movie on because even
1:48:14
without your as the Apocalypse now while
1:48:16
you're doing a reason why you will
1:48:18
a self hating. I love them and
1:48:20
I. Do have a question of worry and for you
1:48:22
all he said on Southeast Asian sell. All
1:48:25
here we go Boys guys. offices less
1:48:27
that you are Chinese hitting every. That
1:48:29
of as. I. Think I think result
1:48:31
often I think. That
1:48:33
bachelor party know I they were handling a i
1:48:35
was dead or cool I think they understand lie
1:48:37
performing adding them agree audiences the the great performers
1:48:39
it may not have fun loving. I got nothing
1:48:42
but good things about Korea's Stormy the I mean
1:48:44
you could argue of maybe they have too much
1:48:46
one the I mean that that that's a lot
1:48:48
of times I gotta get out of one but
1:48:51
as not as it it as a was that
1:48:53
you can civil Korean I'm in. I'll take us.
1:48:55
Three. Eighty Three Trevor Laws big
1:48:58
nose. Tuck your nose outta control.
1:49:02
Of your noses aside, I can deal
1:49:04
with it. Because even
1:49:06
when I was performing as some up
1:49:08
there. Were
1:49:11
no, I don't literally rally eight
1:49:13
minutes indigenous inside, I know. But
1:49:15
I was like onstage. And.
1:49:17
My silent out without him that was the
1:49:19
tip of your nose ring on my side
1:49:21
and goes not good It's not all nine
1:49:23
out of not their knows his leg yours
1:49:25
are all the rage when were who with
1:49:28
her a young would lose really hell when
1:49:30
women are since. I
1:49:32
got to his it's all the race with the
1:49:34
Jews of the earth. Are you like tag And
1:49:36
to a both men obe a girls who like
1:49:38
guys a bigger noses up like I'm never met
1:49:41
a girl who'd been like your nostrils the eye
1:49:43
to. Eye your nostrils. it's because when
1:49:45
you go down on us and especially
1:49:47
from behind the to hit the your
1:49:50
nose touch the ass and we really
1:49:52
pickles it. Was.
1:49:55
Either built environment hit, hit, Ill.
1:49:57
see other buildings second appendage that tickles
1:49:59
ever so slightly the tip of our
1:50:01
assholes and it feels so good. I've
1:50:03
been with a guy who's nose is
1:50:05
massive and I can tell you confidently
1:50:07
that I think about him to this day
1:50:09
solely because of the ass to
1:50:11
nose touching. How
1:50:15
big was his nose? Like a Nigel
1:50:17
Thornberry type of guy? I mean it was the
1:50:20
first thing you saw in a room. I don't think he was
1:50:22
a really big guy so it matched his whole look but it
1:50:24
was Adrian Brody nose. Oh yeah.
1:50:27
But his is an Adrian Brody nose. It's not but
1:50:30
it can touch an asshole. Yeah.
1:50:32
It can touch the fucking back of her
1:50:34
spine from behind her. No you're like a
1:50:36
Lincoln. Memorial? No like an Abe
1:50:38
like you're part of a Lincoln's like face club
1:50:40
or whatever you're a man. You
1:50:43
just have one of those like I
1:50:45
live in the woods. Who else is in that face club?
1:50:47
No I don't have that at all. It's
1:50:50
your face not your body. Okay okay. Your body's no
1:50:52
no your body's like manly.
1:50:54
No not manly. Auschwitz. Well
1:50:58
another Jew thing. Sorry sorry sorry sorry my
1:51:01
bad my bad. Are you Jewish? Come
1:51:03
on. Okay. Yeah my bad. Yeah
1:51:05
mom is my dad is not. Oh right good.
1:51:07
Yeah I love him. My
1:51:10
parents are the Jews. The Jews in general. Okay
1:51:12
I love them. Good they got great noses. Beautiful
1:51:15
ones. So I don't know if you saw the article you pulled
1:51:17
up but it said there's a correlation to better dick and
1:51:19
bigger nose. I'd rather have
1:51:22
no dick and not your nose. This
1:51:25
is also interesting. They said you can have
1:51:27
your nose and I'd rather have not the
1:51:29
fucking nose. Well Bobby we've seen your penis.
1:51:31
It's essentially the same. Five
1:51:33
reasons why men with big noses make the
1:51:35
best husbands. Also the guy in the picture
1:51:37
has the tiniest nose. He also has a man
1:51:39
bun. So I think they just picked the wrong guy
1:51:41
in general. So Trevor does any of this apply to
1:51:43
you? Why men with big
1:51:46
noses have more muscle. I mean we'll ask
1:51:48
the audience here dude. Oh that's pretty good.
1:51:50
Oh I don't know I don't know. I
1:51:52
don't know. No Bobby. Number two they're thought
1:51:54
to be wise and powerful. I could see
1:51:56
that. Bradley Cooper. Adrian Marley Brando. tell
1:54:00
a man from when from the but you can in other
1:54:02
cultures and not through what
1:54:05
it is at least in South Korea I don't know North let me
1:54:07
just show you what
1:54:09
you're saying yeah yeah I'm
1:54:11
serious yeah sit here come
1:54:15
on Don get on they're
1:54:22
done doesn't want to be on podcast he's in the writer's
1:54:24
strike yeah
1:54:57
yeah and then he
1:54:59
would know you would have to be back up but
1:55:01
not not in the back not from the back at
1:55:04
all do you can't tell who that was I do
1:55:06
you know why I turned around tell me because
1:55:08
from behind he or he was
1:55:10
already sold on it right so
1:55:13
in his mind he's like I don't
1:55:15
care what gender now right so now I
1:55:17
can reveal myself right and he still smiled
1:55:19
right so that's that's a Korean trick that's
1:55:21
okay yeah I like yeah but that's what
1:55:23
you're doing a Korean war man yeah Korean
1:55:25
war but people don't talk about that war
1:55:27
enough whoa you want to go to history no
1:55:30
not really I
1:55:34
don't know much about the Korean war neither but
1:55:36
is bad I know those bad 384 Blake
1:55:39
Anderson Bobby finds out why he was really
1:55:42
cute plug the
1:55:44
new movie yeah
1:55:46
go ahead Brandon Dermer well he's
1:55:48
tried to FaceTime you're oh that's right right
1:55:51
so dermer I thought you guys were talking
1:55:53
about workaholics movie because that got axed
1:55:57
oh did it it did why Paramount
1:56:00
Plus pulled the plug those fucking bastards axe
1:56:02
cuts man. I know those bad. You know
1:56:04
what? It's not that the dreams not dead
1:56:06
though. No, it's never dead exactly go somewhere
1:56:08
else It dreams alive is the Brandon Dermott
1:56:11
movie that he's in the moon. I was
1:56:13
supposed to do right. Yeah Well,
1:56:15
they replaced you last minute. Oh, are you
1:56:17
gonna be the DJ? No,
1:56:21
I thought I was like driving these two
1:56:23
girls somewhere. Oh, I think Kyle my
1:56:25
buddy Kyle the director New it check. He
1:56:27
might have swooped your role that he did.
1:56:29
Yeah, and the reason why I got replaced
1:56:33
Was because of Covid Yeah,
1:56:36
the I'm totally fine is the movie
1:56:38
we're talking about. I'm totally fine and
1:56:40
it was shot like height of Covid
1:56:43
yeah, so it was really Small
1:56:46
crew. Yeah, I think it was like six
1:56:48
people. Yeah, I remember him calling me
1:56:50
that night He's like dude. I think one of the
1:56:52
actors got covered or something and he was just like
1:56:55
I just can't You know risk
1:56:57
you coming out here. Yeah, and I go I Cried
1:57:01
you did it's here Well,
1:57:05
maybe it's equal it could have a
1:57:08
sequel you really maybe he's a great guy
1:57:10
is he not Kyle or Brandon
1:57:13
which one What
1:57:18
are these mind games playing with Bob you still mad about the
1:57:20
diner Yeah,
1:57:23
and I'm finding a way to get you I know what
1:57:25
I'm just saying I already apologize to you man if you're
1:57:27
gonna do this, but you have
1:57:29
to accept that I'm praying on your downfall That
1:57:34
thought it was Covid that didn't you get you in the
1:57:36
movie? I'm
1:57:41
gonna call derma right now because I didn't get a missed
1:57:43
call from him. Yeah call him right now I need to talk
1:57:45
to you because I think it's him. You know
1:57:47
what? This is great and you know, I mean all those
1:57:49
things I think about the amazing thing happening They really do
1:57:51
happen in my mind. Yeah, I was like in real life.
1:57:54
Hey derma Give
1:57:56
me give it to me Bobby's having a crisis. Give me
1:57:58
do it got replaced and Potentially on the
1:58:00
movie. Okay. Good to me Bro,
1:58:03
don't tell him What
1:58:06
up Hey, how's it
1:58:09
going? He's coming unhinged. I'm
1:58:11
not becoming I got
1:58:13
banned from hinge Hey,
1:58:17
um, bro, so Blake was telling me
1:58:20
mm-hmm that the reason why you replaced
1:58:22
me in the movie wasn't because of
1:58:24
somebody getting Covid it was because Blake
1:58:27
sat you down and said I don't want to work with him
1:58:30
It was it was charged. What?
1:58:34
Yeah, no, that's what it is Yes,
1:58:38
that's what I believe Blake over you
1:58:42
And you know what? Let me see something to you
1:58:45
this last weekend Do you have a guy came
1:58:47
up to me at the store and I exchanged
1:58:49
number his name is McCone Yes,
1:58:52
right McCone, right? He goes
1:58:54
I'm present service. So I was so generous with him
1:58:57
Mmm, I sat down with him and I go, you know,
1:58:59
I mean what he did. Let's do something together Let's come
1:59:01
up with some ideas. Isn't that because he's a creative guy,
1:59:04
right? But I did that because you know
1:59:06
partly, you know, I know you right and
1:59:08
I want you to look good Right,
1:59:10
right. And this is how you treat me with this guy
1:59:22
I don't know what you're doing right now, but
1:59:24
that's a really good segue to somewhere else Let's
1:59:27
talk about Blake. Okay. Yeah, he's not
1:59:29
here I
1:59:45
said that I
1:59:47
said that your decision Yeah, you were like, thank you,
1:59:50
dude. You were like I've been stressing over this Okay,
1:59:55
my thought my bad That's
2:00:00
fucking bullshit! Oh, whoa,
2:00:02
whoa! Wow. You
2:00:05
wanted to show up for me in like
2:00:07
the love sense, but the pressure and
2:00:09
the situation of COVID, you were scared. As were
2:00:12
we. And then when
2:00:14
I was like, look, we might have a positive, we're scared
2:00:16
to break the bubble. Okay,
2:00:18
you know what? Let's put this behind us. Yeah, I
2:00:20
don't know. Yeah, yeah. What do you mean? I don't
2:00:22
know. What do you mean I don't know? She's not
2:00:24
adding up. Alright, I'll talk to you later. Hang this
2:00:26
over. Bye, Dermer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, bye, Dermer.
2:00:29
It's not adding up, is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:00:32
That doesn't make any sense. No, it doesn't. Yeah,
2:00:34
yeah, yeah. So when you sat down with Dermer,
2:00:36
what exactly did you say? I
2:00:39
just said like, you know, you
2:00:41
were addicted to me back in the day. Alright.
2:00:46
403. Young gravy. Wiki-feet. Who's the one I referenced?
2:00:49
Someone told me to reference. I don't pay enough
2:00:51
attention to politics. I referenced a
2:00:53
girl on a song recently. It's like
2:00:55
she's got three letters, a three-letter acronym. AOC.
2:00:58
AOC. AOC. You referenced her, but you don't
2:01:00
know. So I'll get AOC. Yeah, because they told me the
2:01:02
gist of her, and I was like, what if this is
2:01:04
good? She is
2:01:06
like Marjorie Taylor Greene on
2:01:08
the other side. And it wasn't like, oh, I'm promoting
2:01:10
politics. It was like, I want to fuck AOC. I
2:01:13
do too. Yeah. So I'll get AOC and you get
2:01:15
Marjorie. Yeah, I don't want to fuck her. You have
2:01:17
to, though. But just for your
2:01:19
pube design. Have you seen Marjorie Taylor Greene? You don't want
2:01:21
to fuck her. If her name's Marjorie, I could assume it's
2:01:23
not great. It is not great.
2:01:26
Yep. That's her. She's kind of
2:01:28
like me, actually. Wow,
2:01:32
you're right. I thought you wanted to. That's what
2:01:34
you want to breed with. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well,
2:01:36
she's short. Also, she's short. Yeah, there you go.
2:01:39
That's your thing. And also, I heard there's a
2:01:41
rumor that she has troll feet. I don't know
2:01:43
what it is. What a troll feet. Just go.
2:01:46
I don't know. I've never Googled it. I don't know.
2:01:48
But people have called her that. So I feel bad
2:01:50
for politicians because anything. That's not her feet. But that's
2:01:52
just troll feet. So we have a reference. Well, I
2:01:54
know that. OK, go to Marjorie Taylor Greene, though. You
2:01:56
want me to type in feet? Marjorie
2:01:59
Taylor Greene. During ordering food we can see.
2:02:02
Somebody up. oh you gotta, you're unlucky
2:02:04
feet. I. Yet we both are. His ratings really good.
2:02:06
Big. Really oh did I an urban others
2:02:08
so that's those are her feet only
2:02:10
they are truly am slightly the people
2:02:12
that are like our for for example
2:02:14
for me to people what are we
2:02:16
saving for a jig like why do
2:02:19
people care of people have weird i
2:02:21
care my congresswoman out they have no
2:02:23
se pare I care okay that's fucked
2:02:25
up there well as worse than fucking
2:02:27
it's ah see you and on been
2:02:29
pauses it. Says he had a really shitty
2:02:31
wiki seat reading. I think it was like
2:02:33
us to out his and then he went
2:02:36
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we we share the same friends and
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whatnot and at the hotel to guys
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something Graham Blk as that gentle as
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you from the inside. today I really
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know that yeah. Gotta have a did
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this but Daves I went to
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marry you. married. Yeah okay because
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out of the three I trust
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you the most. One ah ok.
2:05:26
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fuck this and had adam not want to thought
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adjusted. I don't. Have
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a long time ago but ah I would up
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to you could breathe I know have known for
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so long as it would have a giggle to
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the whole thing. I'll come with ask me put
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a huge i trust you the most Anelka in
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terms of who's the top. There.
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Are three been? Adam? Adam? Yeah. Well.
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I'm Are we giving or receiving? He's.
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Is very much a gentle bottoms. I
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can't imagine you doing anything else. Or.
2:05:59
be anything else I couldn't be in a
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much until bottom. You're gentle bottom. You're like a receiver.
2:06:03
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know you lay there your
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pillow princess your pillow princess Brought
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you my pillow so now
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in this fuck married kill I have to
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fuck You get to yeah, you get you
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yeah, I'm dead Would
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you rather me fuck you? No,
2:06:34
I think I'd prefer the fucking probably yeah. Yeah.
2:06:36
How about this? I'll pretend I'm sleeping I'll
2:06:40
do this with my hand and I'll be on my stomach
2:06:42
like this. I'll my legs apart like this I
2:06:44
don't know if that makes it Why
2:06:48
I will be sleeping
2:06:50
then not pretend, okay It's
2:06:53
a better I
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have a letter I have you have my consent How
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about Adam's sleeping I Feel
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like I'd prefer that way more. Well, why do
2:07:06
why do you prefer it? Cuz then I don't
2:07:08
know what's happening Oh, he's a
2:07:10
ghost masturbating. No I'm
2:07:14
on like a barbiturate We
2:07:22
would still have to set a consent form. No,
2:07:24
it's just signed. It's on my back. Okay. All
2:07:26
right We signed when we came in here.
2:07:28
Yes Wow, cool. Do you
2:07:30
feel drowsy the knobs are working? Yeah,
2:07:36
388 Chelsea and page alternate
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universe Bobby, you know There's a lot of acts
2:07:41
out there in the Midwest as you know probably
2:07:43
that you know are that never come to New
2:07:45
York or LA that have a following
2:07:47
and They resonate, you know me
2:07:49
in those regions of the world, you know And
2:07:51
um, I don't know if I grew up
2:07:53
in you know, I mean Peoria, Illinois
2:07:55
or Lubbock, Texas Who
2:07:57
knows? Yeah, I might be just clip
2:10:00
that you know I'm gay I
2:10:02
don't mind I'm supportive the LG LG you know I
2:10:04
mean but yeah but it's weird because
2:10:06
you don't let any fingers up there but why did
2:10:09
you keep shoving shit up your ass when you were
2:10:11
I think at the time but I didn't have the
2:10:13
talent but in my mind I'm like
2:10:15
oh these guys can do impressions
2:10:20
and they're like and they could do like sir no
2:10:23
one does a better Connie Chunk in the United States
2:10:25
than you know I mean they they could do characters
2:10:29
and this is their thing right so
2:10:31
in my mind I'm like oh
2:10:33
just be weird okay right
2:10:36
that's part of it I think the other part what
2:10:38
yeah it really was the 2000s
2:10:40
was like a very crazy decade
2:10:42
where first of all we were a lot of us
2:10:44
were loaded a lot of the time yeah like there
2:10:46
was a lot of draw
2:10:49
like people were drugs a lot
2:10:51
yeah but look at that look at
2:10:53
that right there I'm so
2:10:55
hooked up there I cut
2:10:57
off my most of Jordan
2:10:59
Peele huh interesting cool
2:11:02
guys but I think
2:11:04
at that time really it was comedy was
2:11:07
like look at us oh my god that's
2:11:09
at the upfront oh look at that Jesus
2:11:11
crazy right oh my god I look
2:11:13
like Cory hey no look
2:11:16
at us back then I mean we look like the
2:11:18
world like like like a boy band and our manager
2:11:24
I'm the manager or Mike Mike I don't want
2:11:26
to be the man he's like our manager that
2:11:28
will go to jail for like but that 2000s
2:11:30
don't you feel like everyone
2:11:34
back then was in the 2000s like
2:11:36
look at my dickhole yeah yeah it
2:11:39
was like yeah oh gross which I
2:11:41
loved I was yeah fan
2:11:43
of it I still am I show
2:11:45
my dick hold a couple people this
2:11:47
morning but I think at that time
2:11:49
we're just everyone was like crazy we're
2:11:51
just like people were just nuts yeah
2:11:53
yeah and I find myself apologizing people
2:11:56
like you know Flanagan I farted in
2:11:58
her mouth that one Again,
2:12:00
you never have to apologize to me. There was never
2:12:02
a day where I was driving home and I was
2:12:04
like fuck Bobby. Yeah, yeah. But like, I was planning
2:12:06
and I get that. That's a good one. Yeah, that
2:12:08
was tough. He farted and I saw her hair move.
2:12:11
Oh my. Like, literally like
2:12:13
I saw the wind from his. Yeah,
2:12:15
yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I've
2:12:17
seen your, if you right now, the lights
2:12:19
went out in the studio and you just put a sharpie
2:12:22
in my hand, I could draw your
2:12:24
asshole. Like every. Really?
2:12:27
Every lip. Thank you. Every muscle.
2:12:31
Thank you. I love that. 382, TJ Miller is
2:12:33
your yuck, who's your brother? So then I go
2:12:35
and I say something to him about his cargo pants. Okay?
2:12:38
Okay. And he is not drunk and
2:12:40
he is not a heckler. He's this
2:12:42
guy, Jonah. Ah. Like
2:12:45
all the time. So he's talking about why
2:12:47
he likes. Even though I hear my very.
2:12:49
Why he likes cargo pants. Hear,
2:12:51
he gets here in the office. Oh
2:12:54
I love it. Okay, I got you. You know
2:12:57
cargo pants. I want you
2:12:59
guys to know that I am not going
2:13:01
to make fun of him at all. Pause,
2:13:05
pause. Isn't that a great backdrop?
2:13:07
Right. It's all different. Fake
2:13:09
in the Zany's comedy club because the
2:13:12
top ones Zany's is the real thing.
2:13:14
Those are all fake. But it's funny,
2:13:16
buddy. Cricket's a great hooker. Dummy, tickler.
2:13:18
I like my buddies Nick Vatterod is
2:13:20
hilarious. Like fun, comfortable silences. Yeah. So
2:13:23
yeah, so that was Jonah. And so then I
2:13:25
kind of said, look, I'm not gonna make fun
2:13:27
of this guy. And
2:13:29
then throughout the show, he like interrupted me again.
2:13:31
So I incorporated him. And then eventually the show
2:13:33
was kind of about him. People wanted to hear
2:13:35
what he had to say. I was
2:13:38
sort of involving. He has the funniest line
2:13:40
in the entire special. The closer is something
2:13:42
with him that we do together. And
2:13:44
it was, it's like perfect.
2:13:46
Cause that's exactly, it did everything that
2:13:49
I needed to do. Wow. It
2:13:51
shows people how good I am as an improviser. And then
2:13:53
if you come see a show, you have no idea where
2:13:55
it's gonna go. It shows that I am a comic and
2:13:58
I have strong material. And also. It
2:16:00
is still it's a medical term, but
2:16:02
we prefer to say intellectually deficient. Okay,
2:16:04
it's like what that's even worse
2:16:06
worse That's worse. Yeah painful. It's kind of like
2:16:09
no you don't have it. It's every now but
2:16:11
instead of calling someone slow You're like, no, he
2:16:13
stopped Tiger
2:16:19
belly 400 Bobby needs to
2:16:21
get tested. I was talking to a friend of
2:16:23
yours who will remain unnamed But
2:16:26
basically he we came across
2:16:28
like a tick tock of this girl who
2:16:30
was like, you know I've had three kids
2:16:32
and all of my kids like have Down
2:16:34
syndrome and she was like and
2:16:37
she's like, uh, right, you know She
2:16:39
was like, I don't understand. So her doctor was like
2:16:42
I think you should take a genetic test to see
2:16:44
if you have Down syndrome She was like, I
2:16:47
clearly don't have Down syndrome and
2:16:49
she got tested and she does
2:16:51
How would she know and so this friend of yours was
2:16:54
like, don't you think Bobby needs to get tested? I Didn't
2:16:58
say it it was your friend and I was
2:17:00
like well and he was like What is is
2:17:02
there a way for us to just swab his
2:17:04
cheeks without knowing? I think he'll just do it Let
2:17:06
me ask you something. I didn't say
2:17:08
it. I know you should this is interesting the way
2:17:10
his hands are yeah, and this is like This
2:17:15
is me being Very
2:17:18
spiritual in the moment
2:17:20
and no feelings attached to it This
2:17:23
is what I do if I was like a
2:17:25
preacher. This is my main hand thing. That's your
2:17:27
praying hand Yeah, yeah, I do like this. So
2:17:29
I implore you Who's
2:17:31
this person that I'm not gonna say
2:17:33
will tell me Okay,
2:17:35
I implore with you. I ask that I tell
2:17:37
you well, we can edit it out. Just
2:17:39
tell me it'll Okay, I
2:17:42
know no way and can I just say this
2:17:44
since you told me Maybe
2:17:46
because I know who you're saying. Maybe
2:17:48
she should get tested Maybe because
2:17:50
I was looking at his hands and his head the other day His
2:17:54
head Dude, he had
2:17:56
a head is three times bigger than
2:17:58
most people's heads, right? and his
2:18:00
hands are like a little bit thick and
2:18:02
a little... Nothing wrong with it. Nothing wrong
2:18:05
with it. Nothing wrong with it, right? So maybe he
2:18:07
has the downs. No, it's not the appearance of it. It's
2:18:10
about just, you know... Could
2:18:12
I get 20%? Yes, so it's
2:18:14
called Mosasism. Love it. Oh,
2:18:17
I have that already. I have
2:18:19
Mosasism. Just some of yourself. I
2:18:22
thought it was just really freaking cool. And
2:18:25
anyways, that's your friend. Wow. You have
2:18:28
a great friend. They got tested for it and they have a
2:18:30
little bit of it. Yeah, but
2:18:32
she passed it down to all three of
2:18:34
her children. Oh, but then they got full blown? Yes.
2:18:37
Oh, wow. That was really interesting. So she
2:18:39
explains it really well on TikTok, like how that happens and everything.
2:18:42
I know that there's something wrong with me. I just
2:18:44
don't know what it is, you know? But
2:18:46
there is something wrong. I don't know what. I
2:18:48
got dropped in my head or, you know, or something, you
2:18:50
know what I mean? Or a cougar. Not a
2:18:53
cougar. Cougar. I don't know. I've
2:18:55
never seen a cougar in my life. Cougar acting? I've never
2:18:57
seen a cougar in my life. So
2:18:59
this guy was wearing a fucking tracksuit. Yep.
2:19:02
And I turned to Mr. Pizza and I go. Professor
2:19:04
Pizza, come on. He's
2:19:07
got a degree. But I turned to him and I
2:19:09
go I want to start doing that. I
2:19:13
think that's. I
2:19:15
don't know where to go. Tracksuit? Yeah. Do
2:19:18
I go to Adidas? Where do I go? Because I want to
2:19:20
look like you. Come on. We will
2:19:22
talk about that. We can't give this out over the air for a while. Yeah. What
2:19:25
do you mean? I'll hook you up easily. There's a
2:19:27
guy? Why can't
2:19:29
you announce it here? Come on. Oh, you
2:19:31
don't want to give it. You want everyone to look just like that.
2:19:33
Come on. All right, all right. The tracksuits are meant to be
2:19:35
gate kept. Am I gate keeping? You're
2:19:37
right. You know what? You're right. I'll be a
2:19:40
man of the people. Yeah. I
2:19:42
would say what you want to do is you want to find
2:19:44
a brand that works for you. Okay. So hit
2:19:46
all the major ones. You start basic. Adidas.
2:19:49
Get an Adidas, right? Exactly. Everyone
2:19:51
starts there. It's the weed of tracksuits. It's
2:19:53
the gateway tracksuit. It's the classic three stripe
2:19:56
black. And then, you know, just
2:19:59
fucking... Especially
2:22:00
being such a fashion boy, because when you go
2:22:02
get your Japanese salvage, right, they tailor that for
2:22:04
you over there and you pick it up what,
2:22:06
a week after? Yeah. So
2:22:09
you have been- But they do it, Sergio doesn't do it like
2:22:11
that. If I went to a Sergio
2:22:13
place and I wore it and they go, we'll do it,
2:22:15
come pick it up in a week, I'll do that. Right.
2:22:18
That's all I'm saying. So the one extra step of having
2:22:20
to get your own, but here's the thing, once you get your own
2:22:22
tailor, then he's your one stop shop, or she.
2:22:25
Oh. Like I have a place in my neighborhood that
2:22:27
I go take all my jeans. And he's your guy.
2:22:29
They know you. Yeah. Wow. Okay.
2:22:32
That's what I'm going to do. I
2:22:35
like clothing. You know what I mean? But I want
2:22:37
to talk about like, cause this
2:22:39
guy right here, Stavros. That's
2:22:41
me. I feel like you and I,
2:22:43
I know you're Greek. I'm
2:22:47
Korean. I know. Yeah. But
2:22:50
I feel like in the comedy world, we might
2:22:52
be in the same category. Interesting. No, I don't
2:22:54
think so. No, I mean, I mean, not- Wait,
2:22:56
wait, wait. Wait, wait,
2:22:58
wait. You took that as if it
2:23:00
was a bad thing. No, no, no. I think it's not a bad thing or a
2:23:02
good thing. I just think we have very different styles in general. That's
2:23:05
not what I'm saying. Okay. What I'm saying in terms
2:23:07
of just vibes. Vibes wise, yes,
2:23:09
absolutely. Yeah. And let me just say
2:23:11
this. Okay, good. Thank you. I'm
2:23:14
a bit, not only this, you are an influence. Not
2:23:16
only do we have them, I've been a fan forever,
2:23:18
dude. I go, goes back to Mad TV. Okay. I
2:23:21
don't want to make you feel old because I know. I
2:23:23
am old. I look like shit and I'm like, when I
2:23:25
was a child, I lost you. And
2:23:27
it's true. I was a cute
2:23:29
little blushing boy watching you, Will Sasso tricking
2:23:31
you into being gay. Remember that? Oh,
2:23:34
right. That was a great sketch. Yeah, yeah,
2:23:36
yeah. We turned into old. One of
2:23:38
my favorite sketches of all time. So
2:23:41
I definitely like, and
2:23:43
then I kept up with
2:23:45
your career. I kind of went on, when
2:23:47
you started pulling your penis out, that's when I was
2:23:49
like, maybe this isn't for me. He's brave. Yeah, yeah,
2:23:52
yeah. He's brave. He still isn't for you, probably. Yeah,
2:23:54
yeah. I'm not gay. I don't know if that's
2:23:56
what I was going to say. You were gay. I like to express
2:23:58
Myself. And I Respect that. Where's. The When
2:24:01
Burke cases rather. that's scary. Scary.
2:24:03
Because. Know I'll take
2:24:05
my shirt off. I just. I stop at the penis
2:24:07
and actually that's. I. I
2:24:09
have the actually commend you because I
2:24:11
think we're doing is huge for body
2:24:13
positivity. same videos say little digs or
2:24:15
the last but since the last not
2:24:17
and I saw as mountain we have
2:24:19
to climb it's are everest is showing
2:24:21
him when you're little penis and you're
2:24:24
a hero for the little the community.
2:24:27
That you are our guy Rosa
2:24:29
Parks. Ah,
2:24:33
Some fear that. You're
2:24:35
on the bus on your little
2:24:37
as they ah, identify myself as
2:24:39
a porn thirty J Park. In
2:24:42
done Bobby things Jays que una once
2:24:44
auditions it was like Mina but why
2:24:46
does. Yeah. right? So
2:24:48
you know was harder pot arm. Of
2:24:51
a survivor and a cockroach, you did advice
2:24:54
that I had to survive, yeah, that are
2:24:56
enormous, not a fobs in Cape Town know
2:24:58
about. Know
2:25:01
what are your your town that I'm obsessed
2:25:03
about what you want our how to god
2:25:05
his head of a nice this is our
2:25:07
the father they found know about soon enough
2:25:09
your I do as I met you don't
2:25:11
buy that you're not aging business Ff at
2:25:13
this is my home in are you doing
2:25:16
a weird they are I now realize you
2:25:18
know I'm not or be real fast and
2:25:20
I am speaking truth to the ten They
2:25:22
want us our ten a request on I
2:25:24
don't need this is made up the I
2:25:26
don't know why because abuse and I respect
2:25:28
him because he is a great human being
2:25:30
and wounded and. And I see a saw
2:25:32
them bag. I mean enemies are false and
2:25:34
like oh what's his credits at that and
2:25:37
say oh, you're not signed on I'm not
2:25:39
sure how. To me
2:25:41
sick I'm a cloud chaser out successor. is that
2:25:43
been gonna say to me I look at a
2:25:45
so I got this guy's and i saw freezes
2:25:47
a nice guy that he was that because I've
2:25:49
hung out with them before the. I was a cell
2:25:51
liquid. It was a feeling to get. Does. What
2:25:53
he told his earlier little differently didn't see like
2:25:55
it when a soul connection. It. Was more like
2:25:58
icicle physical. An adverse effect. But
2:26:00
other than I am, I like a Philadelphia.
2:26:02
Wow, that's a pretty wild as you're saying
2:26:04
water. Therapy
2:26:07
Waterpark. All right so I want to
2:26:09
take. I just said that I think
2:26:12
you're cute as as as the first
2:26:14
we hold our yeah, we were at
2:26:16
that Claude yeah, we're sitting there rights
2:26:18
and you're just doing your thing intermediate
2:26:21
aware and I looked at you and
2:26:23
I've lost for who has what else
2:26:25
he said. That. Since
2:26:27
feminists fit the walls of our baggage area has
2:26:29
the yeah when I got never good at i
2:26:31
do they don't for come on man. Browser
2:26:35
the yeah you might have better at
2:26:37
all festival mean I did it as
2:26:39
a job or anyway I will say
2:26:41
you he was kind of a cloud
2:26:44
saves you like people with credits an
2:26:46
accomplice see hundred percent today as you
2:26:48
do recognize the sense of so untrue
2:26:50
a like accomplished people. Would.
2:26:53
You know it's funny I'm John that
2:26:55
you see that. Ah, because I don't
2:26:57
know. I have different. Areas
2:27:00
I go into. Your your I,
2:27:02
you know I've been known to also go to. Meetings
2:27:05
and and do other things that
2:27:07
are outside of Hollywood for and
2:27:09
have relationship.
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