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0:56

Netflix

0:58

drops LGBTQ LGBTQ Q

1:00

tag on Jeffrey Dahmer series

1:02

after viewers outrage. Okay.

1:05

Jeffrey Dahmer was LGBTQ.

1:08

Why the fuck would they remove this from the movie. They

1:10

don't own it. Discuss.

1:13

Are you looking at me? Oh, they're rock Come

1:16

on. They were rock conning Jefford Jammer. What do you got?

1:18

I mean, that's what's that's what happened. with

1:21

basically the progression of progressivism is

1:24

you get to a certain point where no

1:26

matter what you do or say is

1:28

somehow you know, there there's no

1:30

ground to stand on anymore. The progression of

1:33

progress Yes. So once you progress enough,

1:35

it's so progressed that there's no

1:37

aggression to progress upon. It's like when you

1:39

go to so far, right, you're on the far left. So here's

1:41

what I'm saying. What does the LGBTQ tag

1:43

mean? Does it mean Skittles and

1:46

Rainbow's? Yes.

1:47

or does it mean content relating

1:50

to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender,

1:52

and queer? It's really offensive, I think, at

1:54

all. Like, if two gay guys kiss, why do you have

1:56

to put a g tag on there? That's the plug. What a

1:58

few straight people kiss? Like, what do you have to put a

2:00

s text on there for sex? Central strength.

2:03

for straight. Yeah. Yeah. LGBTQIS. We

2:05

need to put the s in that. Here's what here's

2:07

what they're saying is you can never have a negative

2:09

depiction of anyone LGBTQ. Yeah. It doesn't it

2:11

doesn't count as LGBTQ because he's a

2:13

bad guy. Yep. Like, what do you mean? gay people

2:15

can be bad people. You know, like, they're normal

2:17

people. No. You change it. It's just l instead of

2:19

LGBTQ plus, it's LGBTQ

2:22

minus. And I just and you know ELEVATE. ELEVATE.

2:25

ELEVATE. ELEVATE. ELEVATE. ELEVATE.

2:28

ELEVATE TO THINK Geoffrey Dahmer and

2:30

like it's a stigma or something. But

2:33

what about what about movies like say, they've

2:35

they slash them, which is a horror

2:37

movie that has to do with the LGBTQ

2:40

community. It's called baselash them baselash them.

2:43

How do you really How do you not know that?

2:45

I saw that that is was wondering what with Kevin

2:47

Bacon. I I saw that on on the snap

2:50

and I was, like, I fact, I thought maybe

2:52

that it was what I thought it was about, but I was,

2:54

like, nah. That's hilarious. So

2:56

is horror movie, theythem on Netflix,

2:59

they slash them? The chilling tale of theythem

3:01

offers an entertaining horror experience like no other

3:04

moviegoers, theythem is an intriguing tail of

3:06

terror, the haunting narrative follows a group of LGBTQA

3:09

people that are forced to attend a conversion camp where

3:11

they must survive the relentless efforts

3:13

of a mysterious killer. Is that it?

3:15

just like he wants to kill him. They them

3:17

as an empowering tale of queer resilience.

3:19

And so I mean, yeah. Good. Yeah.

3:21

You guys see that there's two movies. There's

3:23

one where This dude

3:26

is, like, forcefully transgendered by

3:28

a by a by a scientist. Oh,

3:30

yeah. It was Saghorni Weaver. I think she

3:32

she's the scientist. Is that Yeah. Yeah.

3:34

It's I think it's a Michelle Rodriguez movie. No. No. No. No.

3:36

You think of the other one I was gonna say. This one is

3:38

like the dude ran over the guy's daughter. So

3:41

he kidnaps him and, like, forcefully trends

3:44

trends that changes him. Yeah. And then there's the Michelle

3:46

Rodriguez one. Yeah. I saw that. Or Yeah. That one was

3:48

so they're both so bad. These fees, but I think

3:50

they're on Netflix. God, not to what? Are

3:52

those are those movies that you're telling me about? But I'm saying,

3:54

like, not have to go well. Is that is that gonna be labeled

3:56

transgender? the Michelle Rodriguez one

3:58

is, like, it's a it's an it's an effeminate

4:00

hitman who gets, like, kidnapped and turned

4:03

into Michelle Rodriguez, but, like, Michelle Rodriguez actual woman.

4:05

And then Michelle Rodriguez, like, ice be a man.

4:07

Now I'm a woman. I'm gonna get revenge. And then

4:09

it's just like, hey, guys. Like, that's your

4:11

motivation. III prefer the guy's dog got killed

4:13

and then he wants to kill everybody for four movies

4:16

in. But, you know, that's But are are they gonna

4:18

label that transgender. Right? I don't know.

4:20

I know this old Jeremy Dahmer being

4:22

gay thing is new. I mean, I I

4:24

think I'd heard that he was back in the day,

4:26

and that was No. That was part of it. His parents

4:28

didn't like it or something, so he went crazy.

4:30

It's called the assignment. My god.

4:32

Yes. blauk. Yikes.

4:34

What is this? the

4:37

The assignment. So also known as

4:39

Tom Boy and formerly as the assignments.

4:42

What was the fuck with this movie? Wow. Look

4:44

at the budget was under three million. It made three hundred and

4:46

eighty eight thousand. I don't I don't understand. Who directed

4:48

it in anybody of note? rogue plastic

4:50

surgeon loses a medical

4:52

license and then Dude, this movie

4:54

sounds awesome. I need to

4:55

watch this movie now. Sounds great. wait.

4:57

I have a

4:58

list of three hundred bad news that I need to watch.

5:00

Well, wait wait. Look at wait. You just scroll back up and

5:02

look who did the the music. Where?

5:04

Georgia on the recorder. Wow. That's amazing.

5:07

Is

5:07

he talented? I don't know.

5:08

Oh, he's he's like You're the go Seguarni

5:11

Weaver. Yeah. There he is.

5:13

The Saban films, That

5:16

means it's trash. Look, I don't know whatever. Maybe some people

5:18

like the movie. My question is, are they gonna label it

5:20

LGBT on Netflix? When did they start doing

5:22

this? I didn't know that they had to label movies

5:24

That's really weird. It is

5:25

weird. And and I tweeted about this,

5:28

and I said, if white men have to

5:30

own school shooters and women

5:32

have own Asada Shakur and

5:34

Abraham or whatever, then they should own

5:36

this too. There's bad people.

5:37

nobody has to own anything and you

5:39

own up to what you actually do in your own

5:41

life. It's not. I'm here

5:43

at DBD dot netflix dot com --

5:45

Mhmm. -- which is Netflix, and it says

5:48

it's just a thriller, an action thriller -- No. --

5:50

which Mhmm. But very low scores though.

5:52

I mean, that's Hold on. Let me search for a date then.

5:55

Three out of five. So Is this

5:57

search they slash them on Search

5:59

search the Peloton v slash. That's important.

6:01

Search and Peloton exam doesn't come up.

6:03

No. I think you have to type out slash.

6:06

because he's like let's slash Does Teletubbies

6:08

come up? They have no. It's

6:10

they slash the word.

6:11

Alright. Let's try this. I'm gonna try the l word.

6:14

You guys know that show. Right? Mhmm.

6:16

That one's definitely LGBT. There you

6:18

go. Look, LGBT, I click it. What

6:20

is it in the game? white. Well,

6:22

I clicked LGBT to see to see

6:24

are there negative movies in any

6:26

way about LGBT, and it looks like the

6:28

answer is no. Burger King. Oh, the hell broke

6:30

Mountain is LGBT. I thought that's two cowboys.

6:33

Whoa. Yeah. Hang on one second.

6:36

They slashed them as a thirty three percent

6:39

of critics reviews on rotten

6:42

tomatoes with an average of

6:44

four point eight out of ten. So

6:46

the It's

6:49

it's bad. Can I ask a question, Tim? What other,

6:51

like, kind of lifestyle choice?

6:53

I don't I don't know. Like, the What other what

6:55

other monitors are there for tags, you

6:57

know? Like Oh, dude. Let's let's make up a

6:59

new one. Like, what else are these tags? Let's do.

7:01

Let's make one VVP.

7:06

VVP, we need one more letter. Very, very

7:09

Pescatarian. Pescatarian. Pescatarian.

7:11

Yeah. And v v breath area.

7:13

And v v I'm VVPPG

7:16

Yeah. Vegan vegetarian, vegetarian, or

7:18

and free. Well, I'm look I'm look VVPG

7:21

VVVPG How do you get the

7:23

launch CTV? That's

7:25

carrying gluten free a vegetarian. GF.

7:28

All you do. Are you are you PPG

7:30

friendly? Or what about the Janists? You know, it's

7:32

like this film may include violence against

7:34

ants. You know? Yeah. a step on grass.

7:37

Something's a lie. on grass.

7:40

Grass was stepped out of the woods. community

7:42

is completely overlooked on his ulcer stage.

7:45

You know what, movie I think is really funny if you guys

7:47

ever seen Ginger Snaps. Oh,

7:49

no. I've heard of that. I've heard of this.

7:51

It's like yeah. It's like this chick becomes

7:53

a whirl for whatever, but it's funny because I imagine

7:55

the guy who made it was, like, eating girls,

7:57

Scott cookies. And he was, like, he's looking at the

7:59

box of future snaps and he's, like, no. It should

8:01

be a movie. Future

8:03

snaps. think about I just like a werewolf or

8:05

something. Half of these movies, like, look at look at

8:07

some of these movies though. Boy culture.

8:10

Kenzie's on. These are awful. a

8:12

small turn we gave our eating out

8:14

two. Oh, happy seconds. That

8:16

was actually, that you know, I didn't like eating out

8:18

one, but It's forty seconds,

8:20

but I'm gonna tell I'm

8:22

gonna tell you guys a quick story. I used to work

8:24

freelance at MTV Now works.

8:27

Oh, here you go. Wait. Wait. There's a LGBTQ

8:29

horror slasher in the blood.

8:31

Mhmm. Okay. So I

8:33

used to I used to do quality

8:35

control where I'd have to sit there, and I'd

8:37

have to watch their stuff, their

8:39

video on demand stuff to make sure that it was

8:41

technically correct and and everything.

8:43

And under the MTV

8:46

network umbrella is

8:48

logo, which is like the gay

8:50

channel. Mhmm. And so I would have to sit there

8:52

and have to watch their gay dramas.

8:54

All of them are they're so

8:56

bad. Pearly done. And they're poorly done.

8:58

And it's and it's not like, it's

9:02

it's so weird. Like, oh, we don't see, you

9:04

know, we we don't see ourselves, you

9:06

know, in movies and whatever. It's like, no, there's

9:08

tons of them and they're all terrible. You

9:10

know? So, like, if you Moonlight's Moonlight's

9:12

great movie. Moonlight's good. Is it

9:14

the Is it really I like moonlight.

9:16

I like moonlight. I love how the

9:18

black mountain not bad. I love how they said that

9:20

my life was such an important movie

9:23

and, like, the the black community is,

9:25

like, we're not watching this. moonlight. I watched I

9:27

watched Brokeback Mountain with my I'm with my

9:29

hockey team. I haven't seen it in high school. It was What

9:31

it was good? I think I saw it wasn't moonlight.

9:33

very in is empowering. Oh, yeah.

9:35

Is that is Moonlight something? Moonlight

9:37

is the Academy Award winner from a

9:39

couple years ago. So Tim watches, like, the worst

9:41

movies ever, but he doesn't watch don't want that

9:43

to be hard. What do you want for a while here? That

9:46

one in the economy of work. Moonlight. Why the fuck would

9:48

I watch your moonlight? What's this about? But nobody wants

9:50

one best picture. Nobody nobody

9:52

wants it. It didn't I did. I'll I'll, like,

9:54

my watch, she hulk, and I

9:56

regret every mom in a while,

9:58

but you do it. I thought broke my

10:00

mind. get that back. I'm gonna

10:02

have broke up with my husband. The

10:04

thing about Burger Kingage was it was a good movie.

10:06

It happened to have gay people in it, but it you

10:09

didn't have to tag it. It was never tagged till

10:11

the nine season It was a remake. It was a

10:13

remake of a French movie. Interesting. Mhmm.

10:15

But man, it was so good at Robin Williams.

10:17

It's got Hank Azaria. Mhmm. And then you don't have to

10:19

tell people it's gay to get them

10:21

to go watching because it's already badass. Can

10:23

you look up the professional, that movie

10:25

with it's like Natalie Portman's

10:27

first movie?

10:29

that's about a relationship between, like, a fifty five

10:32

year old. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But they don't,

10:34

like, a little they don't actually

10:36

they aren't romantic. What do they

10:38

call it? He'll he'll look like, if

10:40

you're attracted to adolescents with hemophilia.

10:42

Yeah. Absolutely. But he's

10:44

not attracted to her. No. That's

10:46

not really the It's lip buffer. So

10:48

now No. No. This is the one with what's your

10:50

face? No. That's No. That's the new one.

10:52

Right. Is it Lucason to the original. It's

10:54

it's yeah. brilliant

10:56

French. Absolutely. It is a brilliant movie, but it and

10:58

it is a brilliant movie. But the subject matter, you're

11:00

like, this You're dude.

11:02

It is Well, they cut it for American audiences. So the

11:04

version you saw is

11:06

missing pieces. No. I've seen I've seen Yes.

11:08

The original is a little more suggestive.

11:11

Well, they added, like, another twenty minutes

11:13

to the director's cut. So yeah. Is she

11:15

young? Was she under eighteen when she did it? She's

11:17

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13:06

She's,

13:06

like, five feet tall, you know? Five foot

13:08

tall -- Oh my god. -- garden state. people man. Is that

13:10

LGBTQ? Good movie? I didn't say

13:12

no. No. It's

13:14

pretty good. They have to put a New Jersey

13:16

tag so you know that you need to plug your nose

13:18

before you watch. shit. Yeah. For

13:20

revenge of the sequel. Blackbusters.

13:23

Yeah. What does

13:25

that mean? John Carter, that movie flopped miserably.

13:27

I like that movie though. I like

13:29

John's burger. He's from Earth. So on

13:31

Mars, he's super strength because the gravity

13:33

is weaker, so we can, like, jump really

13:35

hard. Interesting. I that's

13:37

Major Bond. That was a cool movie. William

13:39

Defoe. I love it already.

13:40

Yes. You guys see Netflix as people are gonna

13:43

cancel, like, a quarter of their subscribers are about to

13:45

cancel or something. Well, I mean, just

13:47

because they can't afford it. At least that's what they

13:49

said. The recession may economy. I can see I'm

13:51

gonna cancel because they put these stupid tags on them. When

13:53

did they say that? how's the fuck?

13:55

Seriously, I'm not even I'm done. That's

13:57

it. When did you need to start a tag? You tell me what to

13:59

watch? Yeah. Look at this one. Here's a quote tag. I

14:01

mean, I know it's technically true, but this is

14:03

not the representation we're looking for. We'll

14:05

go fuck yourself, dude. Cool.

14:07

Fine. know, quintron doesn't

14:09

like the LGBTQ category.

14:12

Also, by the way, like, how

14:14

are we supposed to know anything

14:16

about the indolent. Look at it. It says it's really good.

14:18

LGBT. Fuck. Dude,

14:20

he did, man. He, like, some dude

14:22

check us out. Some I think it

14:24

was Damer. There was a guy that he had, like,

14:26

cut his brain out or whatever, and the guy

14:28

escaped. And then the cops saw

14:30

him and he was like, yeah. And then

14:32

they brought him back to Daimler with an

14:34

Adam. Whoa. Yeah,

14:36

dude. Those kinda No. That's real. That's

14:38

that's kinda sales. But also, Jeffrey Dahmer

14:40

isn't the only gay person

14:42

in the movie. So Oh,

14:44

man. true too. Yeah. case he's gay. There's

14:47

other gay Casey was a Peeto, though. It's

14:49

not LVT or q. So it

14:51

should just say gay, but then that they

14:53

might be like, oh, this movie is

14:55

gay? too much sense about it to GQGQ

14:58

Yeah. g q magazine, it means getting queer.

15:00

Oh, wow. Checkes out.

15:02

Yep. Checkes out. Jerry, like a I was in the

15:04

wouldn't expand their acronym along with

15:06

the times. Not gentlemen's quartery.

15:08

Quarterly. Quarterly. Quarterly. Yeah.

15:13

GQ. Just, you know.

15:14

Yeah. I did not know that work. Thank you for telling

15:16

me. I

15:17

wanna like for contact for anything

15:19

Irish. Yeah. Yeah. Potato -- Oh. -- potato. Yeah.

15:21

Potato tag. Yeah. Works for Poland. That's the

15:23

road. This is going down. It's it's the

15:25

Irish. It's insane to me that it's like,

15:27

an element of the film is that he's gay.

15:29

It's it's a huge component. It's literally what he was

15:31

doing. He was killing and eating gay people. And they're

15:33

like, yeah. But don't anyone know that gay is

15:35

in it. Mhmm. Why not? Well, it's their own

15:37

fault for putting the dang tag in the first

15:39

place and thinking, you know, like, the

15:41

people think we're woke if we do this and then we're good.

15:43

Forget it out. Let's remove the tag.

15:45

But on any movie without gay people,

15:47

we put not LGBT queue. Oh,

15:49

yeah. Problem songs. But they have but they have

15:51

categories for you know, Hispanic,

15:53

for black, for the snat, you

15:55

know. Yeah. Potato. So

15:59

so if you if you

15:59

take away that tag, they're gonna go, oh,

16:02

well, they're just homophobic now, you

16:04

know. So you you have to have those

16:06

tags, but but just don't, you know, just don't put

16:08

the movies. it that they don't

16:10

agree with. I really gotta talk about this. What

16:12

what? Oh, this is

16:14

so bad. I love it so much.

16:16

Grichey wins this. Okay.

16:18

Well, when I originally

16:21

thought, I thought that that left photo on the left was,

16:23

like, completely real. I didn't realize that it's the

16:25

doctor. But that

16:27

also makes it funnier because like -- Right. -- we're

16:29

not just laughing. You know, it it's

16:31

it's doctored and now it's that's

16:33

hilarious. So the fact that she's complaining about

16:35

getting photoshopped. Oh, so here's the story.

16:37

Chloe Grace Moretz said that

16:39

so here's this photo. You can see

16:41

it. They they photoshopped it to move her

16:43

legs up. So she looks like

16:45

this weird Peter Griffin thing with no

16:47

torso. And then she said

16:49

everyone was making fun of my body

16:51

She says meme with altered photo

16:54

likening her to a family guy character made her a wreck lose

16:56

with anxiety. Okay,

16:58

dude. Holy shit. It's

17:00

like So Oh, it was take

17:02

the the photo was taken to two thousand sixteen.

17:04

It wasn't even like a recent thing. Yeah. But

17:06

they just Photoshop, it's like, bro, she's

17:08

twenty five. Okay? She's

17:11

twenty five now. And they made a

17:13

photoshop with you? Oh,

17:15

no. Holy shit, dude. You should not be in this profession.

17:17

Like, you you became a public figure and

17:19

there's this thing called the Internet. So -- Yeah.

17:21

-- go ahead and To be fair,

17:24

she was like a child she was a child actress and she didn't

17:26

notice that. So then she has to take that up with her parents

17:28

probably. No. For sure. But, I mean,

17:30

if if she actually came out and said, I never wanted

17:32

to live this and my parents misled me, I'd be like, wow. Yeah.

17:35

Exactly. And said to you, like, people on the Internet The

17:37

Internet Weird. It's like, bro, do you

17:39

know how many pictures of me that are on

17:41

the Internet? fucked up. I think they're

17:43

fine. I save some of them. There's one that's really good.

17:45

The hot air one. Yeah. The hot air one.

17:47

fucking leave that one. My head is massive.

17:50

Obenia is tiny. And then there's ropes

17:52

hanging down from my head with a hot air balloon I'm

17:54

standing in. And I was just like, oh,

17:56

it's so delightful. It's

17:58

so good. That's usually when I see, like, somebody posts

17:59

a photo and it actually has,

18:02

like, your lower body in it. Like,

18:04

people just the

18:05

most common comment is, like, I've never seen Tim's

18:07

people. Yeah. There's one

18:10

there's one where it's me with my eyes cock eye and

18:12

I'm drooling. and then my my head

18:14

goes up and then gets really small as a tiny breath

18:16

of a little beanie on him. Yeah. Like they're

18:18

just good. It's just funny. Like,

18:20

I think it's fun. We've seen it didn't it didn't leave you

18:22

dealing with anxiety. I hide

18:24

in my in my basement, cowering in the

18:26

corner because people make fun

18:28

of I guess. Probably she doesn't have her outlet. Like, she doesn't

18:30

have a show where she could be, like, this is actually who

18:32

I am. So she's stuck with the public's

18:35

perception. If they warp her, then she can't. She

18:37

doesn't have to be actually, guys. I

18:39

mean, but let's let's have that problem. But, you

18:41

know, I mean, even though it it

18:43

is a photoshop, obviously. I mean, she still

18:45

has nice legs in it, at least. It's like, you know what

18:47

you can do? Actually, she can do. She's rich

18:49

enough. Just go buy a faraday cage and just don't

18:51

go on the Internet anymore. I'm gonna say again,

18:53

I don't know. these websites are real. I think

18:55

they're wrong. But with a net worth of

18:57

estimated around twelve million dollars -- You

18:59

can afford a fair. -- I gotta say,

19:01

like, when I'm feeling bad and people are posting pictures about

19:03

me and then I'm like, oh, it's so miserable.

19:05

I just pull out a hundred dollar bill.

19:08

if you're fine. revolutionary war musket, and then you're

19:10

like, I feel better now. Yeah. Civil

19:12

war. Sorry. No. Like, I don't actually care that people

19:14

are talking shit on the Internet. I just I don't give

19:16

a shit. And the the real issue

19:18

is security threats and things like that actually cost

19:21

money. Chloe, look,

19:23

I I was I think you guys are a great

19:25

movie I think did a great job, and you're

19:27

you're you're a wonderful actress. Congratulations. I

19:29

would recommend that you take that those

19:31

copious amounts of copious amounts that you

19:33

have, dollars. And whenever you're feeling bad,

19:36

just, you know, buy yourself buy

19:38

yourself a new car. Okay. Corrective surgeries

19:40

so that you actually look like it's

19:43

a photoshopped image. But what it's

19:45

like a photoshop calling the fuck down.

19:48

Yeah. It daily

19:50

wires doing this promo. Dude,

19:52

Jeremy boring is brilliant when it comes to his marketing

19:54

stuff. Mhmm. He the

19:56

contest is to do to promote

19:58

Jeremy's razors. and they're like whoever or promotes

19:59

the most to get the most referrals will win

20:02

Jeremy's, McLaren, f one or whatever the card

20:04

is. And they and the and the

20:05

top of it says Jeremy bought

20:07

a Clarion f one and drove it one time and he doesn't want it

20:10

anymore. You could win it. But

20:12

it's just great marketing. Great. But by the way,

20:14

I bring that up just I'm thinking about

20:16

this like, I'm thinking about how much money she

20:18

has, Chloe is rich

20:20

enough to have a hobby

20:22

of buying new superstars. Like,

20:24

she could go on the weekends back.

20:27

I was feeling really shitty day, so I went out and decided to

20:29

buy a mclaren F1I got a

20:31

couple lotuses. Wait.

20:33

Can I tell can I tell your audience the story of when I

20:35

was talking about the car the other day and which

20:38

car? Okay.

20:38

So I'm, like, I'm sitting in the kitchen. I'm,

20:40

like, I really want a two thousand fifteen

20:43

Dodge Chan challenger, Scott

20:45

Pac, stick shift -- Yeah. -- with a

20:47

sunroof in red. And Tim's like, I got a blue

20:49

one on the garage. And I'm like, like,

20:51

what? You do not. You do not. And I go in there,

20:53

there's a two thousand fifteen Skat Pack, stick

20:55

shit. And I'm like, dude, you don't drive stick.

20:57

You're like, yeah, I bought it as an investment. I'm

21:00

like, are you me drive this thing and

21:02

so peeled out. I did drive it and

21:04

then I asked your kind

21:06

cameraman not to have the camera on because

21:08

I burned rubber in first second, third, and fourth. I've

21:10

never burning rubber and fourth. What are you doing? No.

21:12

No. It wasn't that, like, it was, like, tasteful. It was it

21:14

wasn't, you know, it wasn't,

21:16

like, you know, it's like just a little skirt to see when you can

21:18

look Now I can never say

21:20

the cops fired you.

21:23

No. It was a

21:25

crystal dot challenger that had never been

21:27

placed in Lizzo and Richie Bern

21:29

Robert. They're just a crazy car.

21:31

You monster that car is by

21:33

continuing? Yeah. Pretty sure a new tire. And so

21:35

what happened was we we had to buy a

21:37

vehicle for the business. We had to get we ended up get we

21:39

ended up getting what what do we get? We got

21:41

what vehicle do we

21:42

get? I can't remember. We were buying we we need

21:44

a car for picking that can

21:46

carry luggage and can seat like six. I don't think it

21:48

was the Lexus. No. I think it was the

21:51

Lexus. We needed

21:51

something that we like, we don't wanna get,

21:54

like, actually were talking about getting a limo, a stretch

21:56

because

21:56

they're actually comparable to price. Pretty cool. They're

21:58

not as expensive as -- Right. -- in

21:59

the city instead. But no. And I'm talking about a

22:02

big long when I'm talking, you you get

22:04

like you stretch it by like a

22:06

foot. And then what happens is on the

22:08

inside, when you're being transported over for

22:10

your luggage, and then you can relax in the TV app. No. I see. And it's the

22:12

same price as as a standard, like,

22:14

you know, six seater SUV or something. It's not that

22:16

much more money. But anyway, we were

22:18

there and

22:18

this twenty fifteen challenger was there, stick

22:21

shift, just get back all that stuff. And

22:23

I didn't know anything about it, but the guy the

22:25

sales guy was, like, walking through and said, normally, these are the

22:27

kind of cars we sell. And then my brother

22:29

told me, he's like, that car is only gonna go

22:31

up in valance because they're limited edition.

22:34

And he was like, it's worth twice as much now.

22:37

Probably. So I've been watching the prices because I've been looking for one.

22:39

I mean, literally, that car what how

22:41

many miles does that thing have on it? Like, thirty?

22:43

None. Okay.

22:43

Thirteen, twelve, maybe. Okay. That's but

22:46

This basically was like, if you bought this put in

22:48

your garage and just put a blanket, like, a cover over

22:50

it? Don't let anybody put an cover around. Well, it's

22:52

like in a couple of years, it's worth more money.

22:54

Yeah. And so my issue is like, People people

22:56

need

22:56

to understand this too about net worth and

22:59

and and money. When I was

23:00

younger, I was like, why would a rich person buy

23:03

this big mansion? It's pointless. Like,

23:05

Shane Smith, the vice he bought a twenty four

23:07

million dollar mansion in Santa Monica. I'm like, why why

23:09

would you do that? You don't need it. Why why do you

23:11

wanna live in? How do you people didn't understand

23:14

this. these big mansions? You

23:16

have to -- Okay. -- maintain money. Yeah. I'll

23:18

tell you I'll tell you guys. I'll I'll let everybody in

23:20

a big secret. It's it's just private

23:21

information, but the building we're in

23:24

originally was a small house that burned down. This

23:26

is what we were

23:26

told. The Castle Castle was

23:28

originally tiny little house, it

23:30

burned

23:30

down and the insurance

23:31

payment was big enough that they able they were able to

23:33

make this bigger house. Like

23:36

like five times a square like ten thousand

23:38

square feet livable. It's huge. We got

23:40

it because we knew we were gonna be turning studios,

23:43

offices, and and working business out of

23:45

it. Plus like a skate

23:47

area, in the green room, we needed a big bar thing that's way up in the basement.

23:49

But for the people who who did it --

23:51

Mhmm. -- they were just a regular middle class

23:54

family. they were

23:54

probably thinking, I don't know for sure, but they're

23:57

probably thinking, hey, we got this big

23:59

insurance payout. If we build a

24:01

bigger house, be worth that actually

24:03

more. So if we spend six hundred

24:05

thousand on construction, we can sell it for a million or

24:07

something like that. What they didn't

24:09

realize is that houses this big

24:11

require staff Because when

24:13

you have a family of three kids okay.

24:15

So you have you you have four

24:17

rooms being used, the the mom and the dad share a

24:19

room, and the kids each have their own room, and there's

24:21

eight bedrooms and eight bathrooms. Mhmm. So what ends up happening is

24:23

a pipe burst and no one notices for a week and

24:25

I've got serious water damage. So you need the

24:27

house to be filled or you need

24:30

a a staff member to be walking around doing checks.

24:32

We get a leak in like an area of the house. We

24:34

we don't use as often. It's a disaster. So

24:36

we have to have someone who goes to the house every day

24:38

and just makes sure because it's so big. But with

24:40

more employees in it, using all the

24:42

space, whenever a problem happens,

24:44

we notice it right away. So

24:46

they sold. They were like, we made a mistake. It's too big. That's what

24:48

people don't get. But here's what I realized. The reason

24:50

why people buy

24:51

this stuff is because you cannot just

24:53

have US dollars the way the US economy is set

24:56

up quantitative easing with the Federal Reserve. If you

24:58

just say, okay, I got a hundred thousand dollars. I'll

25:00

put it in the bank and save it. Congratulations in

25:02

five years. It's worth half as much.

25:04

So you gotta buy a challenger. And

25:06

you put in the garage, you don't use it. You don't buy it

25:08

because you wanna drive it. You buy it because the value just

25:10

keeps going up and you're retaining your it's

25:12

not an investment so much as a hedge. So I have to

25:14

buy two challengers so that I can have one that's

25:16

an investment and the other one for Burning Rubber. Well,

25:19

I'll tell you, you know, we'll

25:21

we'll we'll sign AAA contra tracks to bring

25:23

you onto the company as a sign on bonus.

25:25

Whoa. Oh, okay. The drunk. I know we're talking

25:28

about it. I should tell you we my

25:30

language. That that specific car will be worth

25:32

more when people know you drove

25:33

it. Like Lizzo's flu. Yeah.

25:36

That's true. Actually, we're we're making a car. We're

25:38

gonna we're making the first ever TimCast

25:41

EV. It's

25:41

gonna be the first.

25:43

I don't we're talking with this

25:45

local fabricator and manufacturer who

25:48

can fully

25:48

designed and developed. It's gonna be expensive.

25:50

I think it'll cost us maybe like a hundred

25:52

k, maybe two hundred k to make a

25:54

legit. like leather interior,

25:56

really nice custom operating system,

25:58

probably, is Linux. Not gonna have all

26:00

the bells and whistles of Tesla or

26:02

anything like that. But we're gonna make

26:05

one, and then we're gonna do a

26:07

commercial where it's gonna be like, we we we're

26:09

trying to figure out what's the right

26:11

shell You know, so we have a Chevy Cobalt two thousand six with

26:13

two hundred and thirty thousand miles on it. We're gonna

26:15

give

26:15

that away in a contest. So

26:17

we're gonna do a free

26:19

car contest and turns out you're winning this this junker scrap car.

26:22

But we're trying

26:22

to figure out which shell we should use

26:25

for the EV. My

26:27

my others like we should do a VW van, but people have done

26:29

shitloads of those. And they're really expensive

26:31

to buy because people do want electric

26:33

VW vans. So we gotta find

26:36

a a good car like a gremlins or

26:38

something that we can turn into a luxury

26:40

electric

26:41

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you. Yeah. I like the idea. There's

27:29

some good I mean, there's some really cool,

27:32

like, old defunct cars

27:32

from the fifties and stuff, you know, like,

27:35

Nash or something like

27:36

that. Some some kind of car that hasn't existed

27:39

in thirty forty years, you know. So we're gonna

27:41

make it a drone or, like, all these cars a

27:43

drone. Yeah. Yeah. Like, the old ones, though,

27:45

back from, like, when you saw a

27:47

car and you're, like, a German made that are

27:49

you saw Citrone and you're like, that's so French. Like, that

27:51

looks like a French person made that. You know what I'm saying?

27:54

Like, just look at an old Citrone from

27:56

like nineteen sixty and then

27:58

look at BMW from the same era,

28:00

and you can see the cultures in the design.

28:02

Still we're gonna we're gonna get the interiors

28:04

custom Yeah. The so you're looking

28:06

for the body to be steel, fiber last you

28:08

have a per a preference. Whatever.

28:09

Those old ones are they all steel? I

28:11

don't

28:11

know. Yeah. They're probably pretty dang

28:14

heavy. Or if you don't have an old deal, that's probably

28:16

pretty light. Wait. Wait. What's the hook give it away.

28:18

Like, are you gonna be selling the razors? Like, give it away?

28:20

No. We're gonna do a commercial for it and sell

28:22

it. And it's gonna be you're gonna sell it. And

28:24

we're gonna we're gonna, like, we're

28:26

gonna do custom hard print, like,

28:28

signatures, and it and it'll be the only Timcast

28:31

electric

28:31

car in existence. Okay. I thought you

28:33

were

28:33

gonna do, like, were gonna

28:35

sell a product and say, hey, you know, buy this

28:38

product. And then if you

28:39

do, then we'll

28:41

give away a car. We're gonna we I was thinking we we

28:43

would sell it, and then just it would be,

28:45

like, I don't expect to make a show of money off it, but

28:47

it would be, like, a unique promotional thing

28:49

where only one of these cars are in existence. Okay. The

28:51

the giveaway would be the the the beater, the

28:53

two hundred fifty Yeah. It has a mile

28:55

beater. Right? That was the one from her.

28:57

So I think we should do is a contest for members

28:59

where it's like someone had the idea that every

29:01

month we should do something like we either give a

29:03

thousand bucks or we give something and

29:05

I'm like, that's actually a good idea because it's promotional.

29:07

It gets people decided to become members.

29:10

And we should look into the legalities

29:12

because we could do cool stuff. We could

29:14

do, like, hey, you know,

29:15

at at the on the last day of the month, we're gonna announce

29:17

a random a member chosen at random through a

29:19

random number generator because every member internally that

29:22

there's, like, a number associated with them. And

29:24

then say this month, we're giving away

29:26

guitar. Guitar? Sign one. Right?

29:28

Assign guitar to to AAA

29:30

member. So that's

29:31

probably a great way to get people to sign up because it

29:34

sounds like great incentive actually. That'd be badass. We could

29:36

do we could do three give like, three things. We do

29:38

first, second, and third, we could say the first choice will get

29:40

this guitar. It's a valued at x. Second place will

29:42

get a thousand dollars. They're only

29:44

five hundred. Yeah.

29:45

So to

29:46

come full circle, you're basically doing that scene

29:48

in Garden State. We're not a department. Like,

29:50

it goes like, Nabu. And she's like, nobody in

29:52

the universe has ever done that before. That was completely

29:55

original. Like, you're doing that with a car.

29:57

Yeah. I've actually I actually did that before.

29:59

She did that at be. Oh, damn. Yes, you

30:01

know. When I was younger, like,

30:03

I was

30:03

complaining about how everything was always

30:06

just routine and And so I

30:08

would like make up gibberish words as a

30:10

point. And so, like, hang out with my

30:12

friends, IIII gave them all

30:14

random gibberish names. And then I

30:16

was

30:16

like, what makes a lot of sense now.

30:18

Now you've grown up and you're making a neighbor's car.

30:20

That's great. Yeah. I told one one to her name. I was like,

30:22

from now on your Octalipena for scope.

30:24

And I was like, I'm just gonna say something

30:26

random that's not been said because I'm tired of everything.

30:28

It's so fucking boring. And then, you know,

30:30

my other friend thought it was hilarious. He started doing

30:33

six letters is not that many. We need

30:35

more. For what Erbik has twenty nine. bet.

30:37

Oh, what's that? Erbik has twenty nine. That's

30:39

too many. You may take pull it back. did

30:41

it talk did dot sit saw

30:44

the dot like, so it's detached?

30:46

Honestly, it would make it easier to understand these

30:48

ridiculous English words. Yeah.

30:51

Look, English -- Double u. Like, was

30:53

you not enough? They needed a double u

30:55

-- As a fee. -- anyway. Fuck.

30:57

Yeah. I think the same

30:59

the same goes that English is a

31:01

tough language, but it can be mass it can be

31:03

mastered through thorough thought though.

31:05

Yeah. English stuff.

31:06

Through through through through through through through through through through

31:09

through through through through though. Yeah.

31:11

You wanna hear the

31:12

funniest sentence ever? Buffalo.

31:14

Buffalo. Buffalo. Buffalo. Buffalo.

31:17

Yeah. I think

31:17

there's probably a longer version of that too. Yeah.

31:19

I think so. Though that what that

31:22

really means is You lost me Buffalo. Yeah. So here's what

31:24

I said. And you know

31:26

Arabic. The Buffalo animal

31:28

from Buffalo New York is

31:30

bullying. another

31:31

buffalo from Buffalo, New York. That's what

31:33

the sentence means.

31:34

Buffalo is the bully? Yeah. It's a verb. So if

31:36

you said Buffalo -- Oh, Buffalo. -- I didn't know Buffalo. It would be

31:39

like saying chicken. My mom's from Buffalo. I should Chicago

31:41

-- Yeah. -- Chicago Mason's

31:44

punched, you

31:45

know, New York plumbers. But

31:46

if, you know, so a buffalo buffalo. Yeah. Wow.

31:49

Buffalo buffalo buffalo. Just to clarify,

31:51

you are fluent in Arabic. Like, yeah. That'd

31:53

be great. But I have to

31:54

be one of them. I mean, it was I'm not

31:57

because weird because, hey, the spoken language varies so

31:59

much across

31:59

region. So, like, Moroccan Arabic.

32:02

And, like, a Saudi and

32:02

a Moroccan would be better off speaking English to each other

32:04

if they both spoke English decently because

32:07

it's just like it's way different.

32:08

And so you

32:09

learn Flusau, which is like

32:12

basically modern standard written

32:14

Arabic. And then you go learn

32:16

it. And so I I studied that for two and a

32:18

half years, five days a week for three years, and then I went

32:20

to Jordan and the people, if you speak

32:23

that standard Arabic laugh at

32:25

you, like in your face. So you have to learn then

32:27

the spoken version. And it'd be

32:29

like, learning

32:29

Shakespeare in English and then going Harlem

32:32

-- Mhmm. -- or, like, Alabama.

32:34

And be, like, who? You should only

32:36

get you know, and then they just laugh at

32:38

you. So you it's

32:40

it's your European colloquial, I can have yeah. I can carry conversation

32:42

with a Jamaican, no prior or a Palestinian.

32:45

What are you doing?

32:47

sure Shoe? No. Okay. What

32:48

what does it work in Egypt? Oh,

32:51

I said I said what? And colloquial Jordanian. No.

32:53

So Egyptian, their their accent's weird, like, they're pronounced

32:55

all their jut g. So if I

32:57

were to say, like, I university

33:00

Georgia Town. Jamia Odomea. Jamia Georgetown.

33:02

They'd say, Gamia Gourte Town. That's

33:04

like really weird. So when you hear

33:07

it, you unless you're comfortable listening to it and speaking

33:09

it. But Egyptian is all their news is

33:11

in that dialect. So actually with

33:13

Egyptian, it's easy for

33:15

me to understand if I can never about

33:17

Morocco? Morocco is completely impossible. It's

33:19

like French, Spanish, Arabic, all

33:22

combined. Right. And if I hear Moroccan

33:24

speaking Arabic, I have to ask him, like, you

33:26

know, a million different times to repeat the

33:28

word, and it's all pronounced differently. But you could

33:30

understand in Egyptian. Yeah.

33:31

So how far west can you get before you it

33:34

starts breaking becomes hard to understand. Like, basically,

33:38

Egypt.

33:38

Because, like, once you get to Libya,

33:41

Tunisia, There's a lot

33:42

of French influence and it starts

33:44

to get weird. Yeah. In Chile, they would

33:46

say their s's like so

33:49

like -- Yeah. -- in Chile. If if come

33:51

with the I think it was because in California.

33:53

Is that because the one of the leaders had a

33:56

a list That's the legend. Yeah. The Catalent King had a list,

33:58

so everyone wanted to sound like him because it was, like, proper.

33:59

So they said, In

34:04

South America, in Uruguay, for instance, or

34:06

Uruguay as they pronounce it. Uruguay. And they

34:08

say shot instead of

34:10

yeah. So -- Yeah. -- I had a friend who

34:11

spoke Spanish, but it was

34:13

Europe way in. And so when choosing teaching

34:16

me Spanish, it was

34:18

improper dialect for

34:18

for Mexican Spanish. And with the Chamass.

34:21

So it should say, I should I

34:23

may in if I unite. Yeah. Yeah. Is that

34:24

how it is in Arabic too? Because the old Yeah.

34:27

Let's see. But and then with Arabic, it's like five

34:29

different letters that get pronounced differently.

34:31

So So was just makes it super weird.

34:33

I was doing nonprofit fundraising. And when

34:36

you're

34:36

out in the street in Chicago and you're, like, waving to people,

34:38

you say, like, you know, hey,

34:40

hey, would you, you know, like donate or whatever

34:42

you talk to people? And then every song, then you bump into

34:45

someone speaks Spanish, say, oh, no. No.

34:47

No. No. No. No.

34:49

And so then my friend was it

34:51

was like, just

34:51

say, and then I was

34:54

like, you got it. And then I remember one

34:56

day there was like this little, like, this

34:58

little, like, Mexican woman walking

35:00

down. And I was like, I was like, hello. Do you have you wanna

35:02

talk to me? And she's like, no. No English. And I

35:04

was like,

35:06

me amiga. And

35:07

she went, and I

35:12

was like, Sapparados,

35:14

and she went, oh, no. No. No. No. And she when are a person that she had

35:16

to be five bucks? Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Those are

35:18

the no Sapparados. What is that? It's

35:21

a place where they're I help help the

35:24

children help the children who have

35:26

nothing. Oh my god. Something like

35:27

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okay. See What's that? I don't know. I don't

35:54

know. What's the so she handed you five bucks, but

35:57

you were trying to get We actually think that was, like,

35:59

the the subscription thing. Yeah. So it was,

36:01

like, completely ineffective, but I was just, like, okay. Did

36:03

you take the five bucks?

36:05

Well, we were allowed to take cash as well. And what happens

36:08

is when you sign someone unemployed.

36:10

There you go. Does that

36:12

mean unemployment? means unplugged. Oh,

36:14

okay. So without a possibility or something.

36:16

But -- Okay. -- when when at

36:18

this company, when someone signs up,

36:20

you multiply that by seven. So

36:22

if someone says I'll give you ten bucks per

36:24

month. It counts as seventy dollars brought in for the

36:26

day. So I'll give you five bucks as five bucks. And how

36:28

much would you make from that? Thirty five percent.

36:31

Yeah. It was like So here position.

36:33

Oh, I made fucking insane cash. Yeah. because here's what happen. I would come back

36:35

with three hundred dollars in

36:38

monthly contributions. they

36:40

would multiply it by seven. That's two hundred a two thousand

36:42

two thousand one hundred dollars,

36:44

and then I would get thirty five percent so

36:46

they tack on six fifty to my

36:48

check for one day's Wow. bring in. They they

36:50

only and they said the average

36:52

contribution is seventeen dollars. This

36:54

was back in two thousand eight,

36:57

and the average person gives for seven

37:00

months. So we multiply all contributions,

37:02

monthly contributions by seven. If you

37:04

choose to take a one

37:06

time contribution, by all means, if you can convince someone to give you three hundred bucks on this on,

37:08

you know, right now, we're we're we

37:10

we would rather have

37:11

someone give us, you know, twenty five

37:13

bucks a month because more

37:15

likely to to get them for a long time. So we're

37:17

wondering why the economy collapsed in two thousand eight. It

37:19

was because Tim was, you know, basically,

37:22

all these Right. And I just got roped into the where did my money

37:24

go? I I was it's like an epics. It seems like,

37:26

can you forget about it? You're massively.

37:28

With this this was a job where

37:30

people struggled to make minimum wage and were fired all

37:32

the time because they couldn't make quota. Me

37:34

and my friends, they

37:35

were like,

37:36

have to go out for eight You a to to. Then at the end of

37:38

the day, you come back. You know, weird to meet me and my two

37:40

other friends. We'd go out. We'd

37:43

go meet back we'd

37:45

be at, like, state in, I don't know,

37:48

fucking state in Lake or something in

37:50

Chicago. And we'd we'd get off the train, and then

37:52

we'd be like, alright. We'll meet back here

37:54

in fifteen. like, alright, we would split up and

37:56

then fifty minutes later come back and be

37:58

like, okay, I got three sign ups. Like, yeah,

38:00

I got four.

38:02

It's like, I got two, but it's good enough for the day. And then we would go home and play video

38:04

games. And then at five o'clock, get on the train, go back

38:06

to work and be like, we were able to sign up three people.

38:08

We had two people. And they were like, that's

38:12

really good. because you needed to get an

38:14

equivalent of seventeen dollars in monthly's refrigerants

38:16

per day for quota. And we would

38:18

we would just like, in ten minutes,

38:20

I'd get someone to have time up for twenty

38:22

five bucks. What time of day will you go out? Nine

38:24

AM. Before work when they were

38:25

going into work in the loop? Yeah. Yeah. So you're

38:27

you're

38:27

but you're there all day soon during lunch. And so

38:29

we would go on top of the city towers, you

38:31

know, the Marin City towers. Oh, where what where's that? Those

38:33

are those big cylindrical right off the

38:36

river, and they have they look there, like, oh, the

38:38

ones in the on

38:40

the Wilco album cover. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we would what we would do is we

38:42

would hang out the bottom first floor where the

38:44

elevator was, and we would just

38:46

like stand they're talking. And then as

38:48

soon as someone walked out, we then walk in the

38:49

building, take the elevator up to the roof, and just

38:51

chill on the roof, and just shoot the shit, and just

38:54

this

38:54

is like iPhones weren't

38:57

around And we do nothing back in the glory days. And then

38:59

it was it's funny because, like, one day, you know,

39:01

one of my

39:01

one friend would be like, he's like,

39:04

man,

39:04

not need to make money because I wanna

39:06

buy, you know, like a PlayStation or something. So I'm like,

39:08

okay. So then he would actually do the full eight hours

39:10

and he'd come back with, like, fifteen hundred

39:12

dollars in monthly sign ups. and then, like, he's gonna

39:14

get

39:15

hundreds of dollars off of off of that just for

39:17

that one day's work. He's like, yeah, I got enough of the places

39:19

and I'm good. So as long as we as, like,

39:21

rent was paid. So are they

39:23

hiring? Always. They're always

39:24

nice. The thing is

39:26

they're the worst people on the planet. They're

39:28

they're awful. And that's and that's why

39:30

I quit when I found out that they were lying and the

39:32

information they were giving us was bad, I was like, bro. I

39:34

thought I was doing I thought I was good at something though.

39:36

Yeah. They weren't encouraging you to lie to people when

39:39

you After I found out they were they

39:41

were publishing lies. And I said, hey, I can't say this is not true. They were like

39:43

to say it anyway. And I was like,

39:45

okay. Like, I thought

39:47

I came here to

39:49

be good at something that was doing good. And then

39:51

I found out that it was just complete

39:54

bullshit

39:55

and it was

39:56

It was a in

39:58

my opinion, it's all a racket. And once you find out, like, because you were getting a

39:59

thirty five percent commission,

40:02

imagine

40:03

what they were getting

40:06

Like, imagine a hundred dollars comes in. I know there's only it's

40:08

only, like, five dollars that actually

40:11

goes It's private share.

40:13

take it out. redeemed. No. No. No. No. I'll go to the charity. Was

40:15

it that Clinton violation? Were you working for the Clinton? No. No.

40:17

Or it's not worth five dollars actively

40:19

helping people. It's all, like,

40:22

administrative. There's Right? No. No. No. What the nonprofits do is called

40:24

outreach. Uh-huh. So

40:26

one hundred percent, they say,

40:30

ninety five percent of all money that comes

40:32

in goes towards the cause.

40:34

Yeah. And people go, wow. And

40:36

the CEO goes like, I'm the

40:38

cause. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.

40:40

You're yeah. Exactly. It was A501C4

40:43

not A51C3 So was

40:45

a political organization. And they

40:48

said, if anyone asks, our

40:50

official rating is ninety

40:52

percent charitable percent administrative, which is a really, really good

40:54

number. Yeah. And so we would tell people

40:56

like, you give me ten bucks, we have to put one

40:58

dollar worth administrative. And if people get mad about that

41:00

explain to them, We gotta buy paper.

41:02

Don't we? We gotta we gotta pay for electric

41:04

bill. And they go, oh, okay. The

41:06

ninety percent was me. Yeah. Cavy

41:08

are not administrative. You as the

41:10

person on the around telling people that there were

41:12

political crises was the

41:14

charity. Get

41:16

it. it.

41:18

The argument was -- Well, I get it. -- when you

41:20

raise money from someone, that money is

41:22

to pay you -- Yeah. -- to keep raising money.

41:25

Yeah. I get it. but but it's

41:27

because it seems like a pop. Tell me. Yeah. Yes. But the idea

41:29

was telling people on the street. They said

41:31

they said to us. I because

41:33

I asked some I was like, what's the charitable? And they said,

41:35

if you guys And I was like, weird, the nonprofit are

41:37

like, yes. But don't you get it?

41:40

Every day you go out, you're

41:42

informing people who otherwise didn't know

41:44

that there was an environmental

41:46

crisis. And and I was

41:48

like, okay, but it it sounds

41:50

like we're fun raising, they're like, you're informing people. Right? I was like, yes. And they're

41:52

like, you deserve to be paid for informing people. Right? They're like,

41:54

yes. And they're like, well, there you go. Dude, that's that is the

41:56

Clinton foundation. It's like, what

41:58

do

42:00

you oh, just give us this money and we're gonna help all these struggling

42:02

countries. And you're like, okay, so you got all the

42:04

money. Now what's happening? It's

42:06

like, you are it. You're a

42:07

struggling country now. Like,

42:09

we got on. I'm like, me telling you the problem about

42:11

it's happening. Yeah. But so

42:13

what happened was there

42:16

was internal politics that made me not wanna

42:19

there. And then when a a state, they they had

42:21

had a slide about deepwater horizon.

42:22

And what happened was I was

42:24

out talking to some guy in California

42:28

And I said, this just happened. The deepwater horizon spill is a serious.

42:30

And so we're trying to generate accuracy,

42:32

make sure people know it's happening. And then

42:34

the guy looks at it and he goes,

42:37

That's

42:37

just not true. And I was like, what

42:39

what's not true? It's like the amount of gallons that you're

42:41

saying spill, it's substantial. It's like a tenth of that. And then

42:43

I was like, oh my god. I didn't realize that, are you

42:45

out of your fucking lying me to make

42:47

money. And then I was like, dude, I just

42:50

work for nonprofit. This is this is the stuff they give us.

42:52

And he's like, maybe you should do some fucking

42:54

research before you go. Tell people to give you money for

42:56

a cost fair criticism. And then I was like Fair point, dude. Yeah.

42:58

And I took it I took it out of the binder and I

43:00

fold it up and I was like, I won't bring it

43:02

up again. and he was like, you

43:04

shouldn't and he walks away. I immediately called

43:06

the office and I was like, hey, this is I

43:08

I like so I

43:09

had I can't remember this was

43:12

twenty ten or whatever.