A fine question Sir! Many have asked, and most have failed to come up with a suitable answer. You may as well ask – What prompted the big bang? Who killed JFK? Who was Jack The Ripper? But ask the right people, and maybe just maybe you’ll be granted entrance into the arcane world of James Randall and Ross Cleaver.Sharing a staggering 20 years of friendship between them, which was based on a shared admiration of ‘Blackadder Goes Forth’ and a desire not to get beaten up by bigger boys. It has stood firm despite the distractions of girls, Grunge Rock, poncy degrees, living in different countries, and a fiery disagreement over both the Spider-Man movies and the direction of the Star Wars franchise. Yes, it goes without saying that they are friends through the biblically fat, and the supermodel thin.Finding that the annoyance of the adult world was getting in the way of their always impassioned discussion of such key issues as exactly how would you go about surviving a zombie apocalypse and was Jonny Briggs’ brother growing magic mushrooms in the basement? They hatched a nefarious plan – why not set in stone a regular time and place to meet up and catch up… and then just record it? It worked pretty well for Richard Nixon after all…So now, you too can join in on the boundless fun of two men ill-equipped to deal with the rigors of the 21st century, and both in positions of worrying responsibility (A teacher and the owner of a design company respectively) talking about the flotsam and jetsam of their minds and modern culture, and every now and then it’s pretty funny, and best of all it’s free! If you want to get them to discuss or share their thoughts on anything – double-entry bookkeeping to the longest time past the ‘Best Before’ date they’ve consumed food, try them – we guarantee content and contentment!