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Welcome to this edition of Time Suck Short

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Sucks. I'm Dan Cummins, and today I'll be

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sharing the story of, is Bigger

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Better the Scary World of Penis Enlargement?

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If you're a woman listening, and you like penis,

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do you really desire a XXXL porn

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star size phallus? If you do, do you

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think that most of the other penis-loving women that

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you know agree? Or are you maybe the exception to the rule?

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And if you're a man listening and you wish you had a

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bigger wizard's sleeve, why? Have

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any partners ever complained specifically about

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your size or lack thereof? Or

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is your perceived shortcoming all in your

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head, your real head? If

0:53

you really do want to beef up your

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beef stick, and are considering surgery, please listen

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to this episode. I'd like

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to at least try and get you to

1:01

reconsider. If you don't want to pump up

1:03

your boxer boa, listen anyway. The

1:05

world of cosmetic penis enlargement is fascinating.

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Final thing. Hot Doc! I'm

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going to throw so much more dick-slaying your way today. I

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mean, who doesn't love getting silly from time

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and ideas can change the world. I

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hated her, but I wanted to love

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my mother. I have a dream. I'm

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not guilty right now. Your only chance

1:28

is to leave with eyes.

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Would you ever surgically change anything

1:35

about yourself? For most of

1:37

us, you know we have at least one, but probably

1:39

more like several, physical features that we don't love about

1:41

ourselves. Maybe they're small, the color

1:43

of your hair, acne or acne scarring, a

1:47

little extra weight in your belly, an off-white tint

1:49

to your teeth, you name it. And

1:51

many of these are fixable. Or should we

1:53

say changeable. Through relatively simple

1:55

cosmetic procedures. You can dye your hair,

1:57

you can wear makeup to cover scarves.

2:00

You can work out, you can diet, you can buy

2:02

slimming clothes, you feel better about your weight, you can

2:04

get your teeth just, you know, whitening strips over the

2:06

counter at CVS, etc.

2:08

Maybe you like to change something that requires an

2:11

injection for medicine, Botox to cover up some wrinkles,

2:14

pills that promote hair growth, or

2:16

maybe you're over the, you know, more

2:18

than 1 million people, maybe you're one of

2:20

the more than 1 million people who get

2:22

a more serious surgical cosmetic procedure every year,

2:25

liposuction or breast augmentation, for

2:27

instance, or penis enlargement.

2:31

Most cosmetic procedures, thanks to modern medicine,

2:33

are pretty safe, low risk, reversible to

2:35

some extent, but is penis

2:37

enlargement safe? Is it low risk and

2:40

reversible? According to the

2:42

esteemed Mayo Clinic, doesn't sound real

2:44

safe. They wrote, not that long

2:46

ago, in the summer of 2022, at best

2:49

surgery may give a slight increase in girth

2:51

to the penis, or surgery

2:53

may add a slight appearance of

2:55

increased length to the non-erect penis,

2:58

but it does not change the actual length of the penis.

3:01

At worst, surgery can

3:03

result in complications such as

3:05

infection, scarring, and loss

3:07

of sensation or function. Is

3:11

the risk of the loss of sensation in

3:13

your penis, or even worse, the

3:15

loss of its function, function

3:17

that might not come back, worth, you

3:19

know, having a dick that's maybe a little

3:22

thicker? For an increasing

3:24

number of guys, it is worth the risk. Why?

3:27

Why are so many of us dudes so obsessed with the size of our

3:30

dicks? According to studies,

3:32

the average erect penis is about five inches long, and

3:34

four and a half inches in circumference. Yet

3:37

a lot of research suggests that many men

3:39

desire a bigger penis, regardless of whether they

3:42

think their penis size is average or not.

3:45

They don't want to be five inches long or six.

3:47

They want to be fucking huge. Porn

3:49

star cute. Why? There's

3:52

literally zero solid scientific evidence supporting

3:54

the correlation between penis size and

3:57

female sexual satisfaction. The

3:59

famous sexual... researchers, Masters and Johnson,

4:02

said the penis size had no physical

4:04

effect on the clitoral orgasm frequency of

4:06

the woman. And since around 80% of women cannot

4:09

orgasm through penetration alone, this

4:12

is pretty significant. For penetrative

4:14

orgasms, the research is similar. The

4:16

average vagina's most sensitive nerves, the so-called

4:19

G-spot, no more than three inches

4:21

from the vulva. So if you're

4:23

a wrecked penis is at least three inches long,

4:26

you got enough D for that pee,

4:28

baby. Congrats! You can satisfy most

4:30

women. I was talking to

4:32

my wife Lindsay about this topic and she

4:34

talked about how many of her friends, due

4:36

to vaginas being of different shapes and sizes,

4:38

just like wieners, right? They don't want a

4:40

monster horse cock. They find sex

4:42

painful with penises that are too big due

4:44

to a shallow cervix, right? Some women's cervix

4:46

is only a few inches deep. Some

4:49

women have a tilted or tipped uterus. Other

4:52

women have a uterus that is six inches

4:54

or more deep, usually not much more than

4:56

six inches, but they still, even if they

4:58

have a deeper cervix, most of

5:00

the nerve endings are in the first three

5:02

inches of depth. Basically, unless

5:05

a dude has some extreme and rare

5:07

medical condition, like an exceptionally small micro

5:09

penis, there's gonna be a hole

5:11

that fits his peg. Believe it or

5:13

not, and I've had conversations with women about this and not just

5:15

women I've, you know, dated, a lot

5:18

of gals do not want a giant porn

5:20

star tongue. The body part

5:22

men Google about the most though, is

5:24

their penis, according to Google stats. And

5:27

many researchers theorize this is due

5:29

to the consumption of pornography, making

5:31

men of even above average penis

5:34

sizes still feel insecure because they

5:36

are continually, daily, looking at images

5:38

of literally the biggest tube stakes

5:40

on earth. Maybe,

5:43

maybe you don't need penis electricity, maybe you

5:45

need to wash less porn and

5:47

do some more therapy. Seriously, before

5:50

you get a risky surgery like this, you might

5:52

want to truly ask yourself exactly why you want

5:54

that giant dick. Is it to please your partner

5:57

Or is it for locker room and urinal

5:59

rope? Bragging Rights. Are you

6:01

really get a risk? mutilated your purple headed pass

6:03

by Are. Just. So other guys

6:06

the gym can see it. takes a shower

6:08

the closer. Look. At a him

6:10

at Hogs. The guys working with. That.

6:12

What do you really care? what those do things. Are

6:15

there some leftover caveman primal like city?

6:17

know this since it matter anymore sausage

6:20

roll around your head Or Journalist David

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Friedman recounted in a mind of it's

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own. A cultural history of the

6:27

male sex organs and six specimens books

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the some primatologist who have seen mail

6:31

a brand is to genitals during a

6:33

fight have posited. says. Purpose, if

6:35

any, is to impress. And

6:37

or intimidate rivals. Pretty

6:39

funny or not literally far the other monkeys for the right

6:42

to fuck him or. Maybe you'll

6:44

maybe we should let ago. If

6:46

you really do feel you need a chain

6:48

southern to feel better about yourself or I'm

6:50

not trying to make you feel stupid for

6:52

don't I just worry about most cosmetic surgery

6:54

in general, right? What really makes you happier?

6:56

If so great. Okay, good for you. I've

6:59

seen up example too many women in

7:01

particular especially down in Los Angeles who

7:03

I thought look much more beautiful with

7:05

the wrinkles and imperfections and normal natural

7:07

breasts then they did after they started

7:09

to botox in augment themselves into eventually

7:11

we'll see like some kind of plastic

7:13

bottle. And I noticed that

7:15

women went further and further down the rabbit hole

7:17

of cosmetic surgery. Seem. To often become

7:20

more miserable as they did so. It's

7:22

almost like maybe they should have looked more

7:24

inward than ours when trying to figure out

7:26

how learned as be happy with themselves. And

7:29

I don't see this from a place of

7:31

you loving everything single thing about myself. And

7:33

have the world's highest level of self worth and

7:35

self esteem or I don't need for the

7:37

most part piece of myself like what I like

7:40

to have a flatter studies. That.

7:42

It's who. Am. I working on an

7:44

out for health more than cosmetic reasons. Yeah, I'd

7:46

rather not have a heart attack if I can.

7:48

Avoided in a looks wise though. The i'm

7:50

Still can hit the pool. That. or not you

7:52

know they have a dot on takes more jokes

7:55

my kids off so to take my shirt off

7:57

ah what amounted to boats on a hot day

7:59

you know uh... you know bigger got

8:01

smaller got pocket when he's fine with

8:03

how i look in she's only person ever have a try

8:05

to have sex with so i care what anyone else thinks

8:08

i hope you're doing the best bill comfortable in your skin

8:10

and i hope you know that that's what you like you

8:12

need a bigger dick because trying to give yourself a third

8:14

leg comes with a lot of risk let's get into this

8:17

now penile implant usage

8:19

dates all the way back to the sixteenth

8:21

century the french doctor

8:23

and bras perry is credited

8:25

with making the first artificial penis in

8:28

in use much to make it he has made out of a

8:31

wooden pipe it'll help patients

8:33

be wasn't for sex he specialized

8:35

in treating soldiers uh... soldiers who had lost

8:37

their love batons in battle or at least

8:39

part of them holy shit not

8:42

sure how well those things worked uh...

8:44

the early documentation of a penile implant

8:46

to treat erectile dysfunction credit

8:48

to a russian doctor uh...

8:51

nickel large uh... booger in

8:53

nineteen thirty six booger as used

8:55

rib cartilage to provide

8:57

rigidity to the penis however

9:00

it cartilage uh... it worked

9:02

out to work infections were frequent and

9:05

cartilage tended to curve in on itself within

9:07

eighteen months and become totally absorbed within several

9:09

years this unfortunately sometimes

9:11

built into any permanently curved

9:14

non-functional slobbering cyclops nineteen

9:17

fifty two u.s. doctors

9:19

willard goodwin and william scott used

9:21

acrylic implants on five patients acrylic

9:23

offered the advantages of being readily available

9:25

not absorbed by the body and mobile

9:27

to various shapes you know like

9:29

they made a like they made a bill to

9:32

bear workshop for pleasure polls uh...

9:34

but not really nice uh... since infections and

9:36

severe complications followed in

9:38

late nineteen sixties early nineteen seventies improvements

9:40

in surgical techniques and the development of

9:43

silicone rubber led to

9:45

significant advances in penile implant surgery

9:48

doctor beheary plastic surgeon in kairo egypt

9:51

is credited with the first penile prosthesis

9:54

utilizing polycylene rots

9:57

by nineteen sixty six Uh... Beheary

9:59

reported. Warming seven hundred? These

10:01

procedures, But do this material

10:04

been fairly rigid? He. Left

10:06

hundreds of boots, With. Essentially.

10:09

Permanent. Bonus. That.

10:11

A sound Than some point I have a new

10:13

form of less rigid so it's own a rubber

10:15

have developed by the Us space program actually ah

10:17

would lead to more advancements in will stick stretching.

10:20

Surgeon. Go on to invented device that

10:22

used inflatable so it's own cylinders to recreate

10:24

the two stages of a penis posts last

10:26

it and arrests. But. There were

10:29

still their problems. these types of implants, One

10:31

brand of implant had the unintended effect

10:34

where it with our spring back and

10:36

recoils, meaning that the implant would not

10:38

stay in a bad position to mimic

10:40

the flash of state. So essentially it's

10:42

still be in a permanently erect state.

10:44

More perma. Bonus. Which. May

10:46

have been okay for patients' sex lives but

10:49

not as good for they're working out. It's

10:51

a fucking gym and spandex or sweatpants thoughts.

10:53

Or. Further on a plane some pick up basketball

10:56

games and staying close to remain on defenseless. Or.

10:58

Letting their grandkids or any fucking

11:00

kids ever sit on their let's

11:02

let's. Moreover, The

11:04

surgery continue to lead to prevent infections

11:07

rejection of the implants an additional complications

11:09

which led to maintain it's for these

11:11

implants not healthy men looking for a

11:13

bit more size, but instead man who'd

11:15

been born with birth defects, had last

11:17

part or all their penises in accidents

11:19

or were suffering from crippling erectile dysfunction.

11:22

So. New techniques were developer due to

11:24

want to be sightings. Cigarettes.

11:26

Some of these can controversial treatments against

11:28

a precious x for inches. Joking.

11:32

Is a manual penis stretching exercise. It claims

11:34

to increase your pin always using your hand.

11:38

Or special just seemed device to pull

11:40

or massaged the tissue of your penis

11:42

is your longer size. Joking.

11:44

For it's micro tears and the teachers of your

11:46

penis that mates. No decent scientific studies have a

11:48

done for I can tell. Result

11:51

in us slightly longer penis. After.

11:53

The micro tears. he'll. Sounds.

11:56

like a lot of pain for very little or no gain and again

11:58

remember the males i like now you don't get it You get the

12:01

illusion, not real extra length. Then

12:03

there's the infamous penis pump because

12:05

pumps draw blood into the penis, making it swell. They're

12:08

sometimes used to treat erectile dysfunction or just to

12:10

make the penis look bigger. And

12:12

a vacuum pump, it can make a penis

12:15

look larger, but temporarily, right,

12:17

using one too often or too long, can

12:19

damage elastic tissue and tickle pickles, leading

12:21

to less firm erections, permanently

12:23

less firm. So what are

12:25

you doing? Maybe take it easy on the pump. Maybe

12:28

ignore those pesky porn site pop-up ads. Don't

12:31

let those damn dick deceivers lead you

12:33

into permanently mangling your man-meets. New

12:36

surgical techniques have also sprung up, pun intended, in

12:38

recent years. The most

12:40

widely used surgical procedure to lengthen the

12:42

penis involves cutting the suspensory ligament that

12:45

attaches the penis to the pubic bone. Also,

12:48

skin is moved from the abdomen to the

12:50

penis shaft. This sounds like a fucking nightmare.

12:53

When this ligament is cut, the penis will appear

12:55

longer because more of it is now hanging down. But

12:58

it doesn't change the actual length of the penis or the length

13:00

of the erection. It is just

13:02

for locker room confidence, not for sexual performance.

13:06

Also, cutting the suspensory ligament can cause

13:08

an erect penis to become unstable. Nope!

13:10

I'm out. Who wants a fickle throb

13:12

knob? A lack

13:14

of structural support while having an erection can result

13:16

in injury to the penis during sexual activity. You

13:19

don't want to break your boner. Also,

13:21

the ligament can grow back together over

13:23

time causing a shortened appearance of the

13:25

penis. Now you end up

13:27

having a smaller looking clean wean than when

13:29

all of this began. Another

13:32

procedure to make the penis thicker involves

13:34

taking fat from a fleshy part

13:36

of the body and injecting that fat into the

13:38

penis shaft. Results

13:40

vary and are quite often disappointing. Some

13:44

of the injected fat can spread unevenly or be

13:46

reabsorbed by the body. This

13:48

can lead to a penis that is curved, unevenly

13:51

shaped, and irregular looking.

13:54

Great! Now you have less money in your

13:56

bank account and a lumpy one eyed wonder weasel. with

14:00

scarring and problems with sensation and firmness

14:02

of erections. In parts of Latin

14:04

America, there are doctors who will

14:06

inject a Brazilian product called Medi-Krill into your

14:08

thunder stick. It's a filling

14:10

material using cosmetic surgery to correct wrinkles and grooves.

14:13

It is not approved for use in the US

14:15

and many other nations. One

14:17

doctor here in the States has called it

14:19

Liquid Plexiglas. Do you really

14:21

want to load up your pork sword with

14:23

Liquid Plexiglas? Don't

14:25

be crazy, but I am very into having

14:28

a cock free from any and all glass.

14:31

There's also at least one surgeon in Cairo who

14:33

developed a procedure to rotate a flap of groin

14:35

fat into your tower of power

14:37

to make it larger. And

14:39

hearing about that procedure led me to looking at an

14:42

alarming amount of botched dick pics. That

14:45

fat injected to them on the internet. And

14:48

maybe those custard cannons were bigger than they were

14:50

before, but holy shit were they horrifically misshapen. Just

14:53

a bunch of sad lumpy blob like job

14:55

of the hut weaned squatting where properly cylinder

14:57

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has long been interested in the penis, which,

19:39

you know, what makes it work, what makes it not work. Dr.

19:42

Cock obsession's career began in 1976 when

19:45

he came to the US as a medical student

19:47

from Tehran, Iran. Raised

19:50

in Iran, he completed a residency in Washington, DC just

19:52

before the 1979 Islamic revolution. Instead

19:55

of going home, he remained in the States, Went

19:58

into private practice in Beverly Hills. And started

20:00

to specialize in evidence. In. The

20:02

eighties he would be the lead author

20:04

on the first scientific papers that links

20:06

cigarette smoking debutantes. Also. In the

20:09

eighties to eight his patients with erectile

20:11

Dysfunction are you begin a process of

20:13

inserting inflatable prosthesis. Same

20:15

as many Dick Doctors before had done but

20:17

then with the block booked a blockbuster launch

20:19

of I Agra. Ninety Ninety Eight L A

20:22

seem to have feared the demand for surgical

20:24

cures for erectile dysfunction which was his main

20:26

business. It is point Pay knows about big

20:28

Beverly Hills bills ah would fall away and

20:30

he decided it was time to diversify. Over

20:33

the years, many of his patients had asked if he could

20:35

make them bigger while he was down there. work on the

20:37

problems related to gain hard enough. Are

20:40

walking around the nine or two. when I

20:42

was if job where the median breast size

20:44

seem to balloon by the de ellas realize

20:46

that his next money make a move was

20:48

there to insights. About to quote

20:50

com all over it. That's

20:52

actually not how you describe as Iraq will

20:54

be. Ah, so how he crashed his new

20:56

hot rod. Humongous like. He

20:59

knew the silicone ah with the obvious material to

21:01

use because it's been proven safe and was ft

21:03

a brew for breast implants. And because

21:05

it doesn't fit to adjacent tissue thus

21:07

allowing removal with necessary with minimal got

21:09

the. Design. In

21:11

theory, design wise he knew that he

21:13

could make something that would encircle the

21:15

penis completely to that obviously needs to

21:17

be able to expand be erect. He

21:19

envisioned an implant that would involve about.

21:22

Eighty percent of your to leave in a

21:24

gap along the length of the underside for

21:26

and gorge mint and growth. The.

21:28

Due to sell more more like the Doctor

21:30

Frankenstein of Dicks. Soon. He

21:32

developed his invention and he would name

21:34

it. The meat puppets

21:37

magnify. Does. Not it's

21:39

not he called it's the skin

21:41

sloot expanded. Still not

21:44

it's or he taught at the bald headed

21:46

giggle six stretch of. The Cervix

21:48

scratch a protracted contraptions, the crimson mushroom

21:50

multiplier, the heat seeking moisture missile expand

21:52

of us up for now. Six

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Hold up a new much. Identical.

21:58

My name's are better, but whatever. Oh

22:00

Doctor Cock and signed with immediately lauded for

22:03

his genius and brilliance aspects. Or if the

22:05

penis is the antenna to a man so

22:07

than James Ellis must be them are Marconi

22:09

of Medicine. Hustler. Announced in a

22:12

Ninety Ninety Three promo. So you know,

22:14

like not totally lauded kind of lot.

22:16

It's not exactly lauded by the most

22:18

prestigious or procedure sources. Are.

22:20

Soon else began presented himself, not only

22:22

the Doctor Who solves erectile dysfunction in

22:24

size issues but as in enhancer of

22:26

men's quality of lights. Their. Self

22:28

consciousness, the relationships with their partners, And.

22:31

Soon as devices legal. Probably. To

22:33

some. So the Ft

22:35

A requires the pharmaceutical industry to

22:37

conduct clinical studies of new drugs.

22:39

It's often assumed same is required

22:41

of medical device manufacturers. Not.

22:44

True, a loophole known as

22:46

the Five Ten K process

22:48

allows companies to implant untested

22:50

products. In. Human tastes as

22:52

long as they can demonstrate the

22:54

device is substantially equivalent to another

22:56

device has already been proven on

22:58

the market. In September, two

23:00

thousand and four. not long after Ellis convince

23:03

Us Patent and Trademark Office of the novelty

23:05

of his invention to inform the Ft A

23:07

that his silicone blocks. Was. Comparable

23:09

to. Tap and butt implants. Months.

23:12

Later with a to see cleared the

23:14

device for the quote cosmetic correction of

23:16

soft tissue deformities. The. Word penis

23:18

did not appear in his indications

23:20

for you So little trickery, perhaps?

23:23

However, despite the Ft a guarantee of safety persuading

23:25

men to get the implant prove initially to be

23:27

a chance. Even. After one of

23:30

his patients, Brine began to model

23:32

it for prospective customers. as fast

23:34

as Ellis quotes, smoke pins. Ah

23:37

now vanilla. Dot Com has a before and

23:39

after peanut gallery. I

23:41

checked it out. There is no fucking way I was

23:43

doing this research at a coffee shop. This is all

23:45

home for this one. I. Saw

23:47

a lot of interesting pictures on my computer

23:49

for this once. I was little surprised how

23:51

few of their models or did not seem

23:53

to prioritize. You know, Tied in shit

23:55

up. Downstairs. A bit before the photo shoot.

23:58

Some. Stuff of the tube. So the papa

24:00

got our by two thousand and fourteen Doctor

24:02

Ellis was averaging barely one hundred implant surgery

24:04

easier, Was. Until two thousand

24:06

and sixteen Gq article that the Bonilla

24:09

a rough abbreviation by the waste any

24:11

for penis new man. I

24:13

guess. Ah, propelled from the margins to the mainstream,

24:15

his article fucking blew up his business by the

24:17

end of the year. Else was doing roughly sixty

24:19

per noom A procedures a month. Soon

24:22

he started recruiting surgeons who the be trained

24:24

and of noom implant process to set of

24:26

their own plants across the country. And.

24:28

Able to does nineteen Lawrence League

24:30

or Levin a past President of

24:33

the Sexual Medicine Society of North

24:35

America and professor at Chicago's Rush

24:37

University Medical Center. Olivine Xml I

24:39

said let Lauren Sleep or successor

24:42

to form the first funny were

24:44

procedure outside Beverly Hills. Ticking.

24:46

Off the implants, National expansion. Ductile,

24:49

Been Ah now has a clinic

24:51

the focuses only on the surgeries

24:53

and I just called.philippines Five be

24:55

surgery center. Would. Have to

24:57

stand for building bigger and better blue been

24:59

brought worse. I may be

25:02

that Ups or how does this procedure work? We have

25:04

a clinics. First there's a consultation. A

25:06

prospective find if they arrive at Ellis office

25:08

in Beverly Hills will find a frames hobby

25:10

of a glowing Gq profile. Cover.

25:12

Line. We. Have huge news about

25:14

your manhood home on the walls, exam

25:17

room, Dodger Ellis don't associate.

25:19

Will come in direct, declined to drop his

25:21

pants and do a lot look at the

25:23

ball. Settles preliminary expects in of the clients

25:25

captain Winky. Then. The doctor

25:27

will open a briefcase containing three translucent

25:30

seats. Large. X

25:32

Large. An extra extra large.

25:34

Oh yes, the long don't

25:36

Silverback, It's. A

25:38

doctoral research the client that though they still see if the

25:40

such now. These. Seats will soften

25:42

to the consistency. Of. A gummy bear.

25:44

Everybody else that all of us dude would

25:47

love to stroke. sweet sweet, tell me their

25:49

dicks. Saturday's you allegedly

25:51

only last about five minutes after was the

25:53

client scientist actually consent forms and releases and

25:55

for the one that says it's consultation last

25:57

more than our in. Another promising said. Not

26:00

to disclose under any circumstance. His.

26:02

Relationship with Doctor James J. L ist. Shady.

26:06

Some cases the operation has taken place to

26:08

say morning and outpatient clinics up the street.

26:11

During. The Procedure: A doctor washes the patience

26:13

umbrella handle and sanitize it to minimize the

26:15

risk of insects and. Then.

26:18

A nurse rips openness thereabouts and plots

26:20

the new my. Of as

26:22

a translucent how about hot? I've been

26:24

into this of hydrogen peroxide. Than.

26:26

A doctor draw the line across the Viking Horns

26:28

base. Makes. A single incision about

26:30

two inches long. Ellison reaches in and

26:33

pulls the body of the circumcised penis.

26:35

Circumcision is a prerequisite out of its

26:37

skin. To dry heaving.

26:41

The. Other way, a condom turned inside out when you peel

26:43

off after sex. The skinny your debts

26:45

was the test Only the glance can be rolled

26:47

off. Quite. A bit like that, too. Much like that.

26:50

The are nice, a little weak. Stomach. The

26:52

little unsteady thinking about that. Yeah.

26:54

Me too. I found a video on

26:56

youtube have a penis enlargement surgery very

26:58

much like this in South Korea and

27:00

Sir Selma threw up. It

27:03

looks less like surgery. More. Like

27:05

sexual torture. A surgeon just

27:07

suck hims mangling that meets scepter

27:09

as he pulled it out from

27:11

inside his outer skin to the

27:13

i mean so exists it's he

27:15

says seem very brutal, seemed unnecessarily

27:17

brutal. Know delicacy. Once

27:19

else has the inner hotdog me disposed. He

27:21

wraps the implant around it, adds a layer

27:23

of surgical mask. Use the fish hook shape

27:26

needle out to attach. It's right under the

27:28

head of the penis. As.

27:30

A hero. The thick skin back on

27:32

making to the implanted position correctly. renters

27:34

everything up with anabolic fluid, closes up

27:36

and says. Whole. Procedure only

27:38

takes about forty five minutes, but leaves

27:41

your member bruised and feeling real fucking

27:43

tender for quite some time. He.

27:45

Can have sex for about four months. But.

27:48

You can sort sends in the mere

27:50

naked stared you decks and yellen see

27:52

like of the approach. Or

27:56

actors of us. The

27:58

reciting results are pretty much. Median. Possibly.

28:01

Bit longer yes ah but most

28:03

patients report the the girth thereafter.

28:06

Lot. A lot of needle decker Cervix buffers

28:08

pencil backers seek out as medical miracle. End

28:11

up taking sovereigns his immediate for many too

28:13

many who have reported and say feeling better

28:15

at home that as procedure worked as meal

28:17

around. Forty Two Anonymous twenty

28:19

three year old doorman in Tampa who had

28:21

this procedure. Let's. Call him Stewart's

28:23

Ma'am Javelin. Zoos. Obsessed with enhancement

28:26

from a young age. As. A

28:28

high school are seen as best friend got into

28:30

pre workout submit drinks and steroids for max a

28:32

muscle growth than one day to Gm. a guy

28:34

told me start using see Alice so that makes

28:37

you so good in bed. Before. That

28:39

this guy goes by. Sergio in the article said

28:41

he'd only with a little as ten minutes. A

28:43

bit. With. See Alice always last

28:45

and so it's just fucking policy. Know sports

28:47

now. Sergio wanted to make a Spam javelin

28:49

bigger. He. Was insecure in the locker

28:52

room after football practice. Porn. Didn't help.

28:54

Sonos guys with massive horsebox. You know

28:56

how they sure seem to really satisfy

28:58

women or women who are acting for

29:01

the camera. Case. You forgot

29:03

or at the divers interviews are jealous. Positive

29:05

that all women talked about your boyfriends dick

29:07

size to the France. Soon he

29:09

found Doctor Ellis on the internet you searching for

29:11

surgical options. Thought. About it. Pulled.

29:13

Off first then when to women he slept

29:15

with said that he was quote said that

29:18

he quote wasn't good enough in bed. To

29:21

want to keep dating him or otherwise Dose had him.

29:23

He. Thought he was guilty. And. Sergio decided to

29:25

get a search. Dot I'm sixteen

29:27

Thousand dollars was a problem. That

29:30

he save thirty thousand dollars selling see Alice

29:32

to high schoolers. Not kidding

29:34

about that. Details guy selling real fucking champions

29:36

saw so he headed out to Beverly Hills.

29:38

Where. He didn't have any doubts about get into

29:40

surgery until he was in the operating room. Fading

29:43

out from the anesthesia by that time is too

29:45

late to object. Next thing he remembered was waking

29:47

up in a wheelchair on the sidewalk with his

29:49

pecker racked up. have to suffer gods he recalled

29:51

later will be a mommy. Sounds

29:53

like Telford seen some We're Borno. The

29:56

meat mummy awake. It's the curse of

29:58

king Touch stuff. There are awesome. Later.

30:02

When he arrived as Limp Bizkit. He. Was stoked to

30:04

see the changes. He. Claims surgery at a

30:06

two inches girth. One. Into length. Since.

30:09

Have received he was in a quote top

30:11

five percent a guys in terms of girth,

30:13

saying his quote a little slimmer. The next

30:16

of kin. Set. Maybe, but do

30:18

a big. To. Let them be access.

30:20

It's author is really a lot of demand

30:22

for cocaine talks. Fourteen.

30:24

Sergio the procedure changed everything for the better.

30:26

he says girlfriend quote subtle off regier. And

30:29

women who had rejected him earlier now flew

30:31

out to see him and broke up with

30:34

their boyfriends. It is that bullshit. Paid.

30:36

By been able clinics to say stuff like

30:39

this: Ah, my. Bowser detectors, Mccann people, my

30:41

crazy. Really? Prose is breaking up

30:43

there with a boyfriend or got a good at

30:45

it now and fled across that get the fuck

30:47

outta here. He would say the surgery changed everything

30:49

about me. Maybe. Just will tear

30:51

myself. Girls more interested me now. Though

30:53

we try to see to me out. It's almost as

30:55

a know I'm carrying something down there. Attach

30:58

yes, but we're bring conducts attention, attract

31:00

more tension. Girls. See me with

31:02

a smoking hot second. Thanks! Who is he? A

31:05

you to go around chasing ghosts now just

31:07

naturally happens I disguises therapies others to claim

31:09

to have been more than satisfied by their

31:11

per noom A procedure. Sale. And

31:13

Strauss thirty five year old like coats. Was

31:16

one is deals not offense. Ah was

31:18

thrilled by the restaurant size Pepper Mill.

31:21

As we call restaurant size pepper mail between

31:23

his legs. Said

31:26

he said start wearing kilts to com

31:28

a date his new manhood. The.

31:31

World really need a life coach. Who.

31:33

Thinks it's a good idea to get a dick

31:35

so second big can't wear pants. That's.

31:39

Ah, Richard Hague juniors with

31:41

this even crazier. I

31:43

looked up numerous or some like this

31:45

have a real it appears real Richard

31:47

a junior seven year old pastor at

31:49

a Baptist church Niagara Falls. Said.

31:51

His implant made him feel like a wild

31:53

staff since Wild Stallion students. What

31:56

are you doing Passer Dicks? Why? do

31:59

some guys apparent used some of the money paid to

32:01

him by his congregation to add girth to his 70

32:03

year old bacon noodle. The fuck is happening?

32:06

What Bible verse backs up this decision? Is

32:08

there some book of Richard I

32:10

forgot about? Book of Richard chapter

32:12

6 verse 12, Enlarge thy beef bayonet until

32:15

the theater in thy wife's eyes can be

32:17

seen across thy darkened bedroom. Enhance

32:19

thy purple headed pork whistle until thy

32:21

wife's squeeze boxes, meat curtains quiver and

32:24

tear in his presence. All

32:27

silly jokes and vulgar slang aside, sounds

32:29

like everyone's pretty happy, satisfied with their results, right?

32:33

No. Some out there say that

32:35

Ellis is not the miracle worker he claims to be.

32:37

One patient who went by the name Mick in an

32:39

article felt like he'd always been obsessed with the size

32:41

of his penis. He had never

32:43

felt like any procedure or alteration offered substantial

32:45

gains until he ran across an article about the

32:47

penuma in 2019 when he was 36. He

32:51

put down his deposit $15,000 for the procedure plus a $7,000

32:53

set of augmented testicles. Flew

32:59

out to Beverly Hills where he had his brief

33:01

consultation in September of 2019. And

33:03

yeah, you can have your balls augmented. And

33:05

yes, I did look up more pictures

33:08

and videos regarding this procedure and

33:11

it did make me want to throw up, but also I laughed a

33:13

lot. This one dude. This

33:17

one dude. Ah, he

33:19

got himself a massive set of balls. Like

33:21

real big lumpy balls. I might add

33:24

not symmetrical in the slightest. And

33:27

all they did from my perspective in

33:29

this photo was make his

33:31

already pretty small looking penis look tiny

33:33

because they were dwarfed by

33:35

his massive fucking nuts. Why?

33:39

I shared this with Lindsay and she rolled her eyes and

33:41

told me she cannot remember a single time any

33:43

one of her girlfriends has ever talked about how

33:45

they wished her guy had bigger balls. A

33:48

popular method for this for

33:51

this nut surgery seems

33:53

to be the wraparound method. Not To

33:55

be confused with the reach around method, which is

33:57

a non surgical procedure for the wraparound method. And.

34:00

They take they take your time testicles

34:02

the make you sad and ever slice

34:04

and open your scrotum they put it

34:07

inside these saw silicone big both tabby

34:09

over ball with and shells. So.

34:11

You have that the big just

34:14

jersey fuckin heavy man nuts the

34:16

finally get feel unhappy with stay

34:18

here Genitalium. Anyway,

34:21

Make up some reservations or sign a form

34:23

the told not to disclose. Under any circumstances

34:25

Listen to the doctor James De Ellas. But.

34:28

He was sure this would want. The surgery

34:30

was over mit still groggy from the general

34:32

anesthesia took it over to a motel six

34:34

me the airports. Where

34:36

he spent the next five days alone

34:39

on his back, his penis mommy wrapping

34:41

guys. Motel Six. When. You

34:43

do realize. This. Does not

34:46

make is choice as you can ask. If

34:48

you can't afford to say somewhere nicer than

34:50

a Motel Six for your recovery, maybe you

34:52

shouldn't sell out. Five figures to your cock

34:54

and balls reshaped, recessed. Make.

34:57

Said that once unwrapped. Pain. Followed.

35:00

Now make sense. Morning erections

35:02

were excruciating. Sharp. Jolt

35:04

sees his crotch where it whenever he

35:06

peed, which he'd only do By least

35:08

suspect Stubbs Sprinkler novel was little as

35:10

functional. Now to name his weapon of

35:12

as destructive. Well enough to get those

35:14

piss all the toilet. Mig

35:17

Att Anticipated some discomfort born he changed his

35:19

dawes. He was startled as he the corners

35:21

of the implant protruding under the skin. Like.

35:24

Misplaced bone. The.

35:27

Back. In Seattle where he lives have been

35:29

almost edges continued to jut out of his

35:31

skin. And email Doctor Coffin

35:33

Signs Clinics The staff urged patients

35:35

tells him that he was continuing

35:37

to heal as we expect bullshit.

35:40

Then. He began to lose him say some. Whoa.

35:43

Boy he wrote Alyst! I know it's been just three

35:45

weeks and I'm falling by the letter old instructions but

35:47

I'm a bit concerned about the look of it as

35:49

you've seen in the pictures. He

35:52

would a November is and seventy days and

35:54

surgery and it feels. Somehow

35:56

feel like shrimp. He.

35:59

Wrote in December of so. Story for another email:

36:01

Been freaking out about the fact I have

36:03

zero sensitivity. My penis. Later.

36:05

That month nether email and which he has been

36:07

totally numbers normal as mentioned in the past. Correct.

36:09

It will pass. Correct. Dirty.

36:12

Call in January. Twenty twenty. Four

36:14

months after makes noom surgery I was

36:16

told that the sensation in his penis

36:18

you know would return it in time.

36:21

But. Soon make a tard awaiting. Even

36:23

though paperwork and told him not to seek

36:26

information elsewhere as the information provided to be

36:28

false, misleading and inaccurate. All these fucking sisters.

36:30

He decides to search the web for others

36:32

who had the surgery. Be. Wanted to

36:34

find people who are completely happy with her

36:36

surgeries out for diesel complications. When.

36:38

Studies are many many more who were not. A

36:41

truck driver who's device dug into his pubic bone.

36:43

But. Said. The he felt like

36:46

quote a prisoner my body. And.

36:48

Executive at an adhesive company who

36:50

hid his newly bulging Crosby's. Sci.

36:53

Fi the savvy bags when he would

36:56

go out walk the dogs. He began

36:58

have recurring nightmares. Where. He would

37:00

test for himself. Sales

37:03

specialists and industrial supply store wrote a diary

37:05

in which he imagined Ellis as it's a

37:07

dressy. A secret that was She was told

37:10

me I would lose erect links. I wish

37:12

you'd have told me they could shift in

37:14

Pinch my urethra make it difficult to your

37:16

eight. Ah. Man. The erections their

37:18

size not worth it's a health spa Vice president

37:20

said of his been Ouma. It makes

37:23

you look like you're always semi erect. Resists

37:26

out of fear of the hottest I

37:28

didn't think it is for thought. Process:

37:32

I could let my kids sit on my lap.

37:35

I couldn't just settling with them. Items.

37:37

That like a pervert. Huggy my friends. And

37:40

God forbid you to the national erection because then you have to

37:42

run and hide it. Is his name is. This.

37:45

A nightmare. ah some like make

37:47

you know law sensation. Other said

37:49

they experienced having pains especially the

37:51

implants is expected or detached. Occasionally

37:53

implant British produces again broke to

37:55

the skin for me. Holes obsessed

37:57

her. love. Of Mike. the

38:00

in a bone and fetch into ruin your life

38:02

when they talk to the clinic's the all that

38:04

the same response. Before quote, Healing.

38:06

As expected. Oh no, it's supposed to

38:08

realize this is expected. There

38:11

was only after months of best and the

38:13

Met insisted they weren't healy Well at all that

38:15

Ellison sometimes suggest that they upgrade to. Besides

38:17

that would resolve their palms. What?

38:19

A salesman. Sylvan. First Doctor

38:22

such as he's Unhappy guys try to

38:24

brew a post about their experiences because

38:26

it on themselves being censored by those.

38:29

Ellis reportedly tracked down his own

38:31

mentions on fellow boards and Saunders

38:33

Plus. As worthless Other:

38:35

A Homicide forums for male enhancements

38:38

Thunders Blaze as Chris demanding that

38:40

are moderator stop harboring defamatory statements.

38:43

He. Offered one fella boards user as an abscess

38:45

at wants five thousand bucks for deleted his posts

38:47

about the procedure and least in the clinic my

38:50

building according to a settlement agreement. As

38:52

make poured over hundreds of post, he was

38:54

horrified. Like. Here most of the

38:56

others had also read that you to article

38:58

about have been Uma learning that the implant

39:00

was reversible. And. Heartened by the updates,

39:02

Clarence put down their deposit not knowing that

39:05

the bonilla was cleared at least in part

39:07

you know through Lupul. Lupul Lupul

39:09

by the books are. They similarly felt rushed through

39:11

their consultations and forms they signed but stuck out

39:13

hope that know held out hope that this was

39:15

what they will really wanted. One.

39:18

Of them was a twenty six year old model need a manual Jackson.

39:20

He won a free been Uma a contest

39:22

just thirteen. Part. Of a

39:25

marketing sample involving the rapper Masterpiece. Solitaire

39:29

white will never be had. You get a certificate

39:31

for adopted sense in. A legacy to you have

39:33

to use it. Zags would

39:35

later say that he was or then given scripted

39:37

answers for promotional video which later appeared on it's

39:39

on his youtube channel. Than. In two

39:41

thousand eighteen, a doctor, the Cleveland Clinic told him

39:43

that his implant had. And. The sound?

39:46

So painful. Quote. Fractured.

39:48

Into pieces. who's

39:50

not long after the fragments were removed

39:52

or jackson attempted suicide so sad but

39:55

soon there would be so many men

39:57

with complications and of a new months

39:59

or that another physician Mark Solomon would

40:02

relocate his medical practice from Philadelphia

40:04

to an office just down the

40:06

street from Ellis Clinic in Beverly

40:08

Hills and he specialized now in

40:10

removing these things. Holy

40:12

shit and good for Mark. I hope he had people

40:14

hand out flyers directly in front of Ellis Clinic. Excuse

40:17

me sir, you're gonna want to take this information. When

40:20

that penis implant starts to fucking tear out of

40:22

your skin and shatter, you're gonna want to call

40:24

us. However

40:26

not even Dr. Solomon could help all of Ellis

40:28

victims. Even though patients were led

40:30

to believe that the process was totally reversible, removal

40:33

did not mean that the penis would go back to normal.

40:35

Indeed if the penuma is removed, the

40:37

penis can contract to seal up

40:40

the vacuum of space, contract a

40:42

phenomenon that patients have called the mini dick or

40:45

dicklet phase of healing to

40:47

counter to counteract this, help

40:50

prevent a certain amount of permanent shrinkage. Solomon

40:52

directs his patients to wear a condom with

40:54

a metal weight at its tip six

40:57

hours a day. Seriously, patients

40:59

have compared this to a medieval rack. Can

41:01

you imagine what a roller coaster rides. First

41:04

you get this implant that initially leaves you with a little dick

41:06

mummy. Then when your manhood starts

41:08

to get infected, when it's still too painful to

41:10

have sex months and months later, right,

41:12

when you're when you're tired of almost always

41:15

having a boner that makes it impossible for

41:17

you to wear fucking sweatpants to a playground

41:19

and not have the police at least drive

41:21

by, you have the surgery reversed, are back

41:23

to feeling bad about how little you think

41:25

your dick is and now it's scarred and

41:27

even smaller than before and you're left trying

41:29

to stretch it back out to the original

41:31

size you were never happy with using

41:33

some sort of weighted dick vest. What

41:36

an incredibly and needless sad journey some of

41:38

these dudes have gone on. Mick

41:41

would get his implant removed in May of 2020. I

41:43

forget an MRI that showed the device was impinging on

41:45

the nerves and arteries at the head of his penis.

41:49

Another examination showed that Mick had lost total

41:51

sensation in his penis. He

41:53

went ahead with the procedure not knowing if it would help at all

41:55

about 80% of the sensation would return

41:58

eventually but he had found that he

42:00

lost a full inch of length. He

42:02

was originally six and a half inches erect. It's fucking fine!

42:06

So, uh, and so did other post removal patients.

42:08

An FBI agent in his early 30s said

42:11

that he was afraid he would never be able to

42:13

date again, let alone start a family, because his penis

42:15

had shrunk down to what he called a stub. A

42:18

defense and intelligent contractor who traveled the

42:21

country to consult six reconstructive surgeons after

42:23

the penuma implant mangled him said

42:26

he tucked a glock in his waistband

42:28

before one appointment, thinking he might kill himself

42:30

if the doctor said he couldn't help. My

42:33

God! Others decided to take their

42:35

complaints to the legal system. In 2022,

42:37

a Texas man accused international medical devices

42:39

of falsely advertising the penuma as FDA

42:42

cleared for cosmetic enhancement when

42:44

it wasn't until recently cleared only for

42:46

cosmetic correction of soft tissue deformities. And

42:49

in March of 2023, a personal injury law firm

42:51

in Ohio brought the first of what

42:53

are now at least eight product liability lawsuits against

42:55

the company. Horrific similarities emerged

42:57

from numerous people who've had the surgery. Three

43:00

men alleged that after they've been asked to sign

43:02

cons- excuse me, three men alleged they

43:04

had been asked to sign consent forms after

43:07

they were ejected with Demerol, a

43:09

fast-acting narcotics, when they were not

43:11

in the right frame of mind. A number of

43:14

foreign-born patients seeking treatment for erectile dysfunction alleged

43:16

that they were given forms in English, which

43:18

they couldn't read, and some of

43:21

those same patients, uh, who said that

43:23

they thought they were undergoing a vein

43:25

cleaning procedure, alleged that they woke up

43:28

from surgery to find themselves implanted with

43:30

this fucking extra dick prosthesis. Uh,

43:33

what the fuck? Multiple patients who

43:35

said that they had turned to Ellis for

43:37

a functional issue alleged that they'd been upsold

43:40

enhancement procedures that resulted in disfigurement. Others

43:42

said they appeared in videos endorsing the penuma without

43:44

memory of having done so. They were still

43:47

high on the drugs provided by the

43:49

clinic when their crotch goblins were filmed.

43:51

Maybe that's why they were fucking dirty looking. They

43:54

don't know what's going on. And then when they were

43:56

at their most vulnerable post op, they said they were

43:58

instructed to treat their mutilated meat sauce with

44:00

Neosporin asked to

44:02

remove their own sutures and

44:04

told not to seek outside medical care. But

44:07

most of all, what these lawsuits have stressed is

44:09

that the men were not screened for body dysmorphia

44:11

or other disorders, not given therapy,

44:14

and indeed put their health directly in the hands of

44:16

a surgeon who may have prioritized – they

44:19

say may, I would say certainly – prioritized on his own product

44:21

above the health of his patients. And

44:23

how does Ellis respond to all these allegations? First,

44:26

he claims that the disappointed men are few and far between,

44:28

right, exceptions to the rule. Pneumous surgeons,

44:30

collecting their own data, have said

44:32

that their complication rate is low and comparable

44:34

to that of other cosmetic procedures. But, you know,

44:37

a little bit of a conflict of interest here. In

44:39

the largest study to date published in the Journal of Sexual

44:41

Medicine, Ellis Clinic surveyed 400 of the 526 patients who received

44:44

a penuma between 2009-2014. Why didn't they survey those other 126

44:46

patients? Did

44:50

they know that they were mangled? He

44:52

said 81% of the subjects who responded to

44:54

the questionnaire indicated high or very high levels of

44:56

satisfaction. And he has claimed that

44:59

the people who became dissatisfied – you know, they just

45:01

didn't follow the post-op instructions correctly. But

45:03

since the lawsuits, his tone on all this has changed a bit.

45:06

In 2023, he told a reporter that all medical

45:08

breakthroughs, you know, have paved – have been paved

45:11

with bloody accidents, right? Breast

45:13

implants used to rupture. Penis pumps

45:15

underwent huge rates of removal in the

45:17

early days. He says that

45:19

he's developed the penuma over two decades, meaning, yeah,

45:22

models on the market today, they're more advanced than

45:24

earlier models. And he stresses nobody

45:26

hears about the happy implantees because, quote, unfortunately,

45:29

people are not willing to come out and

45:31

talk about penile enlargement. And

45:33

he might not be wrong about all that. In

45:36

the history of medical advancements, mistakes are always made,

45:38

and they do often lead to later patients enjoying

45:40

better quality care gained through trial and error with

45:43

previous patients. But also, men

45:45

not being willing to come out and talk about

45:47

penile enlargement might be saving Dr. Ellis from a

45:49

lot of other guys coming out and

45:51

sharing their fucking horror stories. How

45:53

many mangled dicks are really out there? And

45:55

what's in store next for Dr. Kockenstein,

45:57

Dr. Frankendits? Month:

46:00

January Fifteen Twenty Twenty Four. See.

46:03

Him how to new book I couldn't hate a more. Operating

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with God. A. Surgeon Stories of

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face. This isn't a fucking brain surgeon writing thus.

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Those. Guys they did this bigger

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he's bringing.the into the dick enlargement

46:15

surgery business. fuck me. Here

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is a description of his books: Operating

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a New Must Face by

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Doctor James. Else is a

46:30

captivating journey his allies as

46:33

a prominent search driven by

46:35

his unwavering connection to his

46:38

career or money either that

46:40

this remarkable memoir explores Doctor

46:43

Ellis career fill with unexpected

46:45

encounters, divine providence. And

46:48

life altering decisions. That

46:51

are Ellis's to me Aware of how does. Head

46:53

weave through his that it

46:55

this experience weed through his

46:58

everyday experiences and teaches us

47:00

to be similarly it'd. From.

47:03

A fatal phone call to miraculous utterances

47:06

me off with. These. Toys

47:08

emphasized the power of words. Smith

47:10

and of reliance on a higher

47:13

power or don't have a desert

47:15

his feet stores reveals how God

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as.in the courses of it's Levy,

47:19

no room for mates who is.

47:22

A compelling testament to the interplay of

47:24

medicine and toro values. Doctor

47:27

Ellis narrative reveals the profound impact

47:29

of Judaism on his professional life

47:31

as well as on others are

47:33

now. The difficult twists and turns

47:36

ultimately became powerful Lesson silly. But

47:38

fortunately for the general public, Doctor

47:40

Ellis decided to serve his toys

47:42

and insights with us. So.

47:45

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clocks worthy of God's love.

47:57

Gusts right there were.as a whole

47:59

time, Dot you're probably has a

48:01

that aren't always do this and the guy was

48:03

a sex like art. Pursue

48:06

stocks. With. With okay okay, I

48:08

got of it. As

48:10

illustrated to maintain his image. Is

48:13

also been trying to expand his business

48:15

internationally to places like a United Arab

48:17

Emirates sock weights. South Korea is will

48:19

capital for cosmetic surgery or less than

48:22

a doctor else. Is. Somebody

48:24

while still use the bunnymen.com or

48:26

website as rebrand the name of

48:28

their signature procedure calling it.or Talk

48:30

and signs Monster song structure. Or.

48:33

Him plants. That. Are she

48:35

pregnant? Or you can learn

48:38

more about him. Plant right now. Started

48:40

on a website. Those pictures A smiley

48:42

men arms folded around smiling women so

48:44

eager to enjoy their new enhancements. T

48:46

B O enhancement. If

48:48

you still think about having your penis largest,

48:50

remember. Ah, ulcers, A lot of

48:52

these cosmetic surgeons. Our. Salesmen.

48:55

Saleswomen. First. Their.

48:57

Sales people first, doctors second as it

49:00

was some of them are real distance

49:02

asked bodies are not necessary procedures. Did

49:04

a second opinion just sort opinions and

49:06

not from another thousand exhorted from a

49:09

primary physician, from a therapist, from your

49:11

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49:13

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49:15

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49:18

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49:20

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49:22

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49:24

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49:26

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49:28

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