Wherein we write a love letter to Mexico, discuss how not to be a racist on Cinco De Mayo, tackle the question of cultural appropriation, and offer a public service announcement to all women who would be considered "DJ Khaled’s wives"

LP: 33 1/3 Record Store Day (Observed)

May 2nd, 2018 36m 48s

Wherein we celebrate Record Store Day (observed) by completing a Myspace survey of our favorite albums in which to wallow in depression, skateboard and vandalize, make sweet love, and annoy our romantic partners!

Ep. 420 "Apples to Apples, Dust to Dust"

Apr 25th, 2018 38m 22s

Wherein we discuss the benefits of marijuana legalization, racial bias in the criminal justice system, all the cool nicknames for weed, and how to turn your apartment into a bong.

Ep. 31 "I've Fired A Few Shots"

Apr 19th, 2018 44m 37s

Wherein we discuss Trump being very presidential in Syria, our favorite sorghum-based products, and the coming war with China & Russia, we take a call from a disappointed Alex Jones, and we introduce our senior Austrian correspondent...who is w

Ep. 30 Taking Our Privilege for a Joyride

Apr 11th, 2018 36m 7s

Wherein we completely forget to talk about the proposed topic and digress about alt-right humor, transgression and counter-culture, all the stuff you can do with your privilege, and then just like...a lot of stupid obnoxious nonsense

Ep. 29 The Bastard of Bolton

Apr 4th, 2018 35m 5s

Wherein we discuss the old left, the new left, the new-new left that is really the new old left, and how we're pretty sure John Bolton is going to usher in the apocalypse.

EP. 28 Legacy of Banality

Mar 28th, 2018 42m 19s

Wherein we present to you the Second Best Of The Tired Of Winning podcast! Relive our finest moments: from gluten tag to the Elongated Muskrat and gulags for people to fail to use excellent portmanteaus. Feast your ears on this parade of hits!

Ep. 27 Dammit, Janus!

Mar 21st, 2018 31m 41s

Wherein we discuss the revival of militant labor by West Virginia teachers, the Baloo World Order, and Tony Soprano's crappy sister.

Ep. 26 The Greatest Generation?

Mar 15th, 2018 39m 31s

Wherein we artfully dissect the motives and strategies that millennials are using to wage war against the beloved and cherished institutions that make America already great.

Ep. XXV Gnorts Mr. Alien

Mar 7th, 2018 38m 20s

Wherein we celebrate the Silver Anniversary; 25 episodes of "award winning" "investigative journalism" and "thought provoking" "analysis" by busting through 25 myths. From the shape of the earth to the friggin’ gay frogs, the Tired of Winning r

Ep. 24 Burn Down the Cinema on Nazi Night

Feb 28th, 2018 48m 7s

Wherein we challenge the media’s “balanced” narrative on political violence, discuss the limits of punk rock social consciousness, and examine the hottest trends of 2018: high school walkouts and Tide Pods.

Ep. 23 Unplugged

Feb 22nd, 2018 45m 37s

Wherein a power outage (controlled demolition?) erases the Best-Episode-Yet and in its place we discuss the generation gap, Nazi school shooters, and recount tales of our worst dates for Valentine's Day.

Ep. 22 Space X gon' give it to ya'

Feb 15th, 2018 56m 43s

Wherein we become economists, lampoon the liberal fan club of evil genius, Elon Musk, and discover what makes Chris so handsome.

Ep. 21.5 The Island of Dr. Mouron

Feb 9th, 2018 28m 36s

BONUS EPISODE! Wherein we continue our commentary on the State of the Union address, Trump's relative coherence, his out-flanking the Democrats, and give our closing thoughts on the state of our country. (Spoiler Alert: We are doomed)

Ep. 21 Super State of the Union MS 13 Fear Mongering Jingoist Lie Extravaganza

Feb 6th, 2018 42m 48s

Live commentary on the State of the Union address dealing with Trump's entrance music, the effectiveness of this speech, Trump tacking "left" to steal Democratic thunder, and Rocky IV.

Ep. 20 Aim Low, Give Up

Jan 25th, 2018 48m 32s

Wherein we discuss the spineless, gutless, yellow-bellied Democrats and their complete and utter failure to ever win ever.

Ep. 19 - Immigrant Song

Jan 19th, 2018 50m 49s

Wherein we discuss Donald Trump's health, the Oprah for President delusion, the Democrat's own dumpster fire, and Liam Neeson's phone interviews.

Ep 18: Stare into the Dumpsterfire

Jan 11th, 2018 48m 43s

Wherein we discuss the Fire and Fury, the Golden Globes, and make our predictions for the coming (and maybe final) year.

Ep. 17 - The Podcast Awakens

Jan 4th, 2018 51m 58s

Wherein we discuss whether Elon Musk is humanity's Savior or just Snake Oil Salesman, the merits of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and the State of Cinema today.

Ep 16. The People's War on Christmas

Dec 28th, 2017 50m 35s

Holiday Special in which we debrief on the War on Christmas, our favorite Christmas songs, and why Die Hard is the best Christmas movie.

Ep. 15 DumpsterFireHellScape

Dec 21st, 2017 50m 38s

Wherein Chris regales us with tales from his voyage to Europe, and copes with the shock of his return to the Dumpster Fire HellScape, Roy Moore, and the Net Neutrality repeal.

Ep. 14: Bully Beatdown

Dec 14th, 2017 25m 11s

Wherein we examine the Keaton Jones controversy, Trump's role as the Bully In Chief, and ask who was the real Braveheart?

Ep: 13 The Best Of

Dec 7th, 2017 39m 45s

A look back at our favorite clips from the last 12 episodes.

Ep 12: Tofurky Day Special

Nov 29th, 2017 42m

Wherein we show our thanks to our loyal audience by answering their questions, talk about the danger of flying sharks, and Donald Trump's selection as Time's "Man of The Year."