This week’s advent calendar gift is perfect for warding off intruders (2:35). Like, for example, a green guy dead-set on stealing the whole holiday… actually, don’t buy this thing, you don’t need it. Then, an exposé from inside the Federal Elf Protection Program (3:54) before the Grinch welcomes tonight’s guest, Meghan Trainor (7:53)! She is far too charismatic for this cave.

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