The Mackenzie’s are living the high life as Scotland’s most famous reality TV family with their show, Keepin’ Up Wae The Mackenzie’s taking the top spot every year. However, when the show takes a big dip in ratings the producers put into a place a desperate plan to get them back on top……

All it’ll take is a little bit of convincing, and a designer vagina or two.

Ye cannae choose you’re family…..but ye can choose what channel yer oan.

If The Broons met The Kardashians, it would be a little something like this.

Written By: Christopher PatrickProduced & Directed By: Christopher Patrick

Performed By: Charlie Graham, Cameron McGarva, Kirsty Strain, Hazel Ann Crawford, Colin Little & Megan Hair

Sound Recorded By: Keiran LowrieTech: Ian Swinscoe

Recorded live on the 29th September 2016 at the Beacon Arts Centre, Greenock.

Series 1 of Toasted Fiction Theatre is supported by Inverclyde Placed Partnership, Beacon Arts Centre & Emerge.

Twitter: @toastedfiction