I could only make up 12.5 minutes, unfortunately. Sorry! :) Paratha ad.Alec Baldwin, 4th wall.Posit: preemptive sexual contact with animals in a structured and comprehensive way, as a way of identifying the next pandemic before it happens.Bitte

063 - Right-o

Jun 13th, 2022

Theme. Babes and bedlamites. “I’m a Good Guy” b-side voice memo (lmk if you wanna work on this song together online). Seaside segment. Neighbours hate me ;). Right-toe. Weather. Cross about jelly. “Puffy jackets.” Closing thoughts. Mental healt

062 - The One with the Controversial Transphobic Chunk

May 26th, 2022

COFFEE live broadcast on Triple R FM. I can be very petty 1 (buried with the bottle). Weird people’s licence plates. I can be very petty 2 (industry frenemies affectionately call me “Tom” as in Tom Petty). Netflix sizzle reel application: the c

061 - G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it 😏

May 22nd, 2022

Bands renamed as eye movements. “G.I. Jane 2 - can’t wait to see it.” “Something came up” pick-up line.▶ Ep 061 (mp3 link, 4MB)

060 - Grace

Apr 25th, 2022

Kate > Meghan. Directions trope. 69 Shades. Doh-nuts! “I love dogs!”Play ep 60! [mp3 link]

059 - Gaspar “Tio” Puch-Tzek

Dec 5th, 2021

Monday 29th August, 2011 had been a perfect San Francisco day - a high of 68º F, clear skies with passing cloud. I was on a once-in-a-lifetime trip with one of the loves of my life, and we had spent that day in the Mission district, wandering a

058 - Shel-LACKING

Nov 18th, 2021

nounshellacking. shel·lack·ing | \ shə-ˈla-kiŋ | Definition of shellacking: a decisive defeat : DRUBBINGSynonyms: beating, defeat, drubbing, licking, loss, lump, overthrow, plastering, rout, trimming, trouncing, whipping.Antonyms: success,

057 - Rat-fucked by My Own Largesse Again, Naturally

Oct 13th, 2021

Free Solo filmmakers are back. Ad without the word ‘deadly’ in it. Long story-short re being rat-fucked by my own largesse again.🔊 Play 057 - Rat-fucked…

056 - LVI

Oct 7th, 2021

Housemate walk of shame, pre-covid. Out of French Onion dip. In stink. Sore left arm. Anti-mandate squad. “It just works!” Don’t tell a friend, don’t share on social - if you don’t want to! 🇦🇺🐨👍LUKEHAND: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas

055 - Yeah, I Got a Couple Thoughts

Aug 8th, 2021

March 500-sommin 2020. 6 PM meridian. My parents doing the nasty. Finding a dead body on a complete fluke. 🙉 OH: the s-word, tee hee!! 🙊https://p0.f0.n0.cdn.getcloudapp.com/items/9ZuQ2Nkb/375d4e9d-0544-43c0-9a46-67f021b85a2d.mp3

054 - Everybody’s an Epidemiologist 🙄

Jul 12th, 2021

Hello / Hairdresser with trichophillia / Walkin away / Everybody’s an Epidemiologist / a yawning gap / What the hell is Call ID?!Play 054 - Everybody’s an Epidemiologist 🙄

053 - Quiet Building Site Meditation

Jun 10th, 2021

breathe

052 - Al Piede

May 8th, 2021

051 - Contains Swearing, Slurs, and Mature Themes

Apr 24th, 2021

This episode contains explicit content. Please do NOT play within earshot of children. Or millennials ;)Be vulnerable. | SHEESH. | You had an awesome childhood. | Sex worker pasta (recipe: https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/spaghetti-puttanesc

050 - GOLD

Apr 14th, 2021

Irish/kiwi/aussie intro. your old man’s plums. safe words during nastee sex. this day in history - April 14. immature audience CW. Hot and Not. Millenials dont eat much soup. “Closure.”Play 050 - GOLD.

049 - Tomato Is a Fruit

Mar 8th, 2021

Luke’s tinder: https://go.tinder.com/RF5txGBFklY-Luke Feedback encouraged! Ya gotta help me!! [email protected] Is a Fruit audio file URL.

048 - Ho-ho-home and Contents Insurance Claus

Dec 3rd, 2020

Work bants, Frued, insurance Claus, February grateful things. ▶️ Play episode.

047 - Awesomesauce May Contain Solvent

Nov 22nd, 2020

Sponsor: lukehandtestandtag dot comPlay ep 047

046 - 2020 Said 'Hold My Beer'

Nov 1st, 2020

need a coffee like a hole in the head. lazy anesthetist. 2020 has been extra. trump soundbite. woke dog whistle salesperson. L-plater news story. Play ep 046