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1:39

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1:45

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1:49

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1:52

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2:02

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2:04

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2:06

it's Matt Dow. Solo, man.

2:16

And who would disagree? Great

2:18

have you onboard everyone, and Matt,

2:20

let's not fathom about at the top of the

2:22

show. Let's go straight to callers. Who have

2:24

we got?

2:27

No one. Alright.

2:30

No one. Doesn't look like

2:32

it. Right. Okay. I guess it's

2:35

I guess it's because we never give the number

2:37

out. Possibly. Alright.

2:39

Well, call now. If you're

2:41

listening, we will anything

2:43

on this show. And in the meantime, Matt,

2:46

what do we wanna do here? Oh, no.

2:49

We can't open with that, Matt,

2:51

not after what happened earlier. Alright.

2:54

Oh, what do you wanna do here? Let's

2:57

talk music. because friend of

2:59

mine from New Zealand, Russell Heymi.

3:01

Hello Russell, if you're listening. He heard

3:03

the last episode of this show, and he said,

3:05

I noticed you once again referred

3:08

to the song Shoup, Shoup, DidiWap,

3:10

comma, Wang dang. Now, this is a

3:12

real song. That's

3:17

the one that is a chart topping

3:19

novelty hit from New Zealand nineteen

3:21

eighty two. Monty

3:23

video and the cassettes was

3:25

the artist. I don't think there were

3:27

any cassettes. I think it was just Monty.

3:30

Could be wrong there. I actually worked in

3:32

the same building as Monty

3:34

video in the early eighties map. Really?

3:37

Yes. His his real

3:39

name was Murray. Wow. Doesn't

3:41

work quite as well. Murray video. But

3:44

this got me and my friend talking. He said,

3:46

what do you think is the

3:48

classic New Zealand Radio

3:51

hit song?

3:52

No, that's

3:54

no, not that one.

3:57

Please. I guess it depends when you

3:59

grew up, you know, if you grew up in the last ten

4:01

years, you might say Lord with,

4:04

what was that song? Royals?

4:06

That one. Or let's see

4:08

if you grew up in the nineties, you might say

4:12

by the O'Tara Millionaires Club, yes?

4:15

Or if you go up in the noughties, he might

4:17

say, leggy blond by

4:19

Murray from flight of the Concorde's.

4:21

But, no, this friend of mine, Russell,

4:23

he said, what about people

4:25

who grew up in our era in the

4:27

late seventies early eighties.

4:29

What was the classic Kiwi

4:31

Radio song? No

4:33

match. Not that one. Sorry.

4:36

God. What then? thing

4:38

is when I was growing up, we were

4:40

only allowed to listen to AM

4:42

Easy Listing Radio. So

4:45

You didn't hear much of the way of New Zealand

4:47

music. You might hear John Rolls

4:49

with

4:55

That was on all the time. You might

4:57

hear Hogs' naught rupert with

5:04

That was a

5:06

massive hit in the

5:08

seventies. And you might occasionally

5:10

hear a bit of split hands, of course,

5:12

but only the more I am friendly

5:15

kind of, you know, fairground

5:17

circus stuff, you know. Yes.

5:20

Exactly that one. And

5:22

Russell said to me goes, yeah, but what

5:25

was the song that really changed

5:27

everything for you and I went well. We

5:29

didn't hear much on ones in

5:31

ancient Hamilton, but I

5:33

do remember tuning into

5:36

radio with pictures, which was the

5:39

New Zealand equivalent of rock arena

5:41

on Sunday nights on TV

5:43

too. and I saw a bank called

5:45

The Clean from Dunn Eden,

5:47

and it was very sort

5:49

of jangly guitar music, a song

5:51

called anything could happen.

5:58

There you go.

6:00

Your classic done each flying

6:03

none garage band

6:05

sound. I said that was it. I'd never heard

6:07

that kind of music. That for me

6:09

is the New Zealand classic. and

6:11

Russell said to me, well, that's bullshit. That

6:14

was never played on the radio. He

6:16

said forget that. He says

6:18

the classic Kiwi

6:20

Radio song is from nineteen

6:22

eighty three. It's

6:25

life begins at forty. Oh,

6:27

no. You haven't found it back. Here

6:30

it comes by Dave and

6:32

the Dino Boss. This was

6:34

actually number one for three

6:36

weeks. Well, I was feeling rather cheeky,

6:38

so I went back to this discount. Take

6:41

home. This is it. This was a

6:43

massive hit. I was rocking in the corner

6:45

with a pretty little thing called

6:47

bell. That don't play anymore.

6:49

of the planes. The

6:52

other on the arm. Oh, she

6:54

wants to come into my old fashioned

6:56

champlain. when a boat was

6:58

bigger than a ten come bigger.

7:00

This has gotta be oh, no. There it

7:02

comes. A tolling.

7:04

Life begins at forty.

7:06

Place. You wonder why you feel

7:08

so naughty. You might

7:11

be getting home, but you can't

7:12

stop shaking your face. Can

7:14

you fight a place fighter? Oh,

7:17

no. We need

7:19

an antidote song. No.

7:21

That's that one. For God's

7:23

sake, do we have any callers?

7:26

there is one. Line five. Oh,

7:28

thank god. Go ahead.

7:30

You're on sizzledown. No.

7:33

Alright. I'm going straight to the next one.

7:35

Hello. Who is this? Hey. Stick around

7:37

a beer cooler. Oh, dick. Stick around

7:39

a beer cooler. Stick around a beer finances.

7:41

Yeah. They're tax agents located

7:44

on a roundabout on a disease

7:46

therapy. In melbourne's most

7:48

inaccessible financial institution

7:50

attracting no customers since

7:52

twenty nineteen. Really? None.

7:54

Yeah. That's you're not dissuaded.

7:57

Well, you know, we're shooting with the gimmicks.

7:59

Right. We didn't

7:59

have anyone for two years during code. I thought,

8:02

well, it's probably because the code, but the ten

8:04

thousand was because we're located

8:06

on a round of air. So And no one

8:08

can get to a fucking office. That's an

8:10

ongoing problem. Well, thanks for the update.

8:13

And I do not just hear you. It's like, what

8:15

was it? Shoot. Shoot. Did you walk out of a fucking

8:17

wing? Hey. What are you doing? day. It's

8:19

just a bit of musical nostalgia. You

8:21

can't hear a question. Well,

8:24

what would you like to hear? I

8:26

I ran ran ran. Get a ran. I'll get a

8:28

rash. Oh. If they want a specific

8:30

that'll attract some customers? No. No. No.

8:33

Totally not. Well, Again,

8:35

sorry to hear this. Hey, listen. I'm

8:37

not I'm not calling you to have a winter.

8:39

I'm sorry to talk to you. We have my

8:41

son. your son all around about yeah.

8:43

What does he do? Well, he's a lazy little.

8:46

Shit. I've got him doing

8:48

work experience with me here

8:50

on the roundabout. But as there is no

8:52

actual work being undertaken, there's very

8:54

little for him to experience -- Has he

8:56

got any skills? -- when he

8:58

started get up a drive through coffee

9:00

thing, but it's got a

9:02

drive task -- Okay. --

9:04

now like that. What what

9:06

ambitions does he have? Oh, wait. you

9:08

know, he patted himself and a

9:10

artist. Yeah. And

9:12

he said he's having to create a

9:14

an NFT Yeah.

9:16

Right. Now if I can tell him I think it

9:18

stands for. He's batting heroes.

9:20

So what are you gonna do with him?

9:22

Well, actually, my own signing on

9:24

his debt. Oh, Friday

9:26

morning. Yeah. Don't make. Yeah.

9:28

Get him just sitting on. Oh. Whatever the

9:30

whole shit it is. He get out to it there.

9:32

No love happening. Well, it's

9:34

coming More than what's going on here

9:36

on the roundabout. It just Yeah. Fifty

9:38

seven pack all. The problem is we're a

9:40

monthly show, so this Alright. Not a lot to

9:42

sit here on. Okay. Yes.

9:45

I guess I guess we could ask the

9:47

manager here at pod work. Oh,

9:49

okay. It sure has a feature. good.

9:52

What is not going to happen? Sorry.

9:54

Are you listening in out there? Well,

9:57

I do have to monitor for

9:59

defamation, and it's user

10:01

taste, black they're off.

10:03

Okay. So you can't

10:05

take this kid. No. You're my daughter's

10:08

doing work experience. Yeah.

10:10

Your daughter. Yes. kiki

10:12

charez. So Okay. Oh, die.

10:14

I'm afraid. Alright.

10:16

Well I'm sorry. You heard that dick? That's

10:18

the manager. That's him. Man,

10:20

who does his taxes? I don't

10:23

know. Right. Do you think he'd be willing to

10:25

he'll himself from a moving vehicle

10:27

into a roundabout? I I

10:29

could ask. Because we will give

10:31

him our underline attention of him.

10:33

There's nothing else to divide

10:36

it, so ensure, you know, it's a

10:38

blue sky. Take to So

10:40

people have to come there in

10:42

person to do their test. Living this

10:44

is where everyone says, well, I think you can just do it

10:46

over the fucking zone. But, probably, as

10:48

we've the modem's down the

10:50

route. It's fact we try to get

10:52

the one of the gigs for the year to

10:54

come by, but none of

10:56

them have been able to successfully fling

10:59

themselves onto the roundabout side.

11:01

Mhmm. Okay. They've gone up a like, all roads

11:03

is real late. Let's see if you can get through. It's

11:05

just a human center fee to

11:07

deliver road drivers at this point. Well

11:09

Yeah. Okay. Now cadola. But, hey,

11:11

we're off to me. She can't would you

11:13

like to hear the g giggle? Yo. You

11:15

ready to go there? Okay. Sure. Here

11:18

we go.

11:27

shit else. Well

11:30

Sorry. Yeah. That might it's a work

11:32

in progress. Thanks for calling.

11:34

Okay. Give us a call if you've got room for

11:36

the stronger that will do.

11:38

Dick roundabout there.

11:41

That was a bit of a depressing

11:43

story, Matt. I might

11:44

I might go straight

11:45

onto another cooler. I'll just Sorry.

11:48

the

11:50

I

11:52

can't be, can't stop talking to the

11:55

cop. Not not there to get

11:57

mad. Enough, David,

11:59

the dynamos.

11:59

Please, I'm never

12:02

gonna get that out of my head. Okay. Here's

12:04

what? Go ahead. You're on

12:06

sizzledown. Good day. It's

12:08

Patrick. Patrick calling Al from Up

12:10

north. Yes. you. Breckenridge, bro.

12:12

Breckenridge, sir. Yeah. Welcome

12:14

back. Hi. Why are you taking the procedure

12:16

to go Okay. What are you

12:18

guys? Save for the dynamos. Yeah. Yeah.

12:20

What are you doing? You're cock cocking at

12:22

it. So I've not really Oh,

12:25

wow. guarding No. Yeah. Well, so go

12:27

for the music. No. It's just Oh,

12:29

boy. Before twenty first. The

12:31

twenty first. Yeah. It was

12:33

nine to ten years wrong.

12:35

Right. It was quite inappropriate, but we

12:37

just couldn't stop rocking to the bay.

12:39

That's the problem. I see. Well, look, we're

12:41

just having a bit of fun. And what do

12:43

I do there? You're making a duck of

12:45

yourself on the radio? So it's a podcast.

12:47

Podcast. Whatever you're talking guys. Look

12:49

at you. Pumping your pillows. Alright.

12:51

You're a fan. So it's a good buddy

12:53

of music. I couldn't hear you. The sellers,

12:56

are you to request to rework on

12:58

ready to roll. I'd say, give me

13:00

Dave's a dynamite. I don't even care if

13:02

it's all of the dynamites. As long as

13:04

I'm rocking to that baby's on policy

13:06

set us forward. Well, to each

13:08

his own. And Well, what's it?

13:10

No. He's the thing I don't wanna take.

13:12

I can sort of sky to

13:14

butt on your shoulder. Well, my dad

13:17

actually directed the

13:19

club for this. What? Yeah. That's something.

13:21

So I'm not No. Just No.

13:23

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Let

13:26

me get this right. Your dad. Yeah. He was the

13:28

director of the the clip. He won the

13:30

song. Text and Pega. Yeah. He

13:32

worked for TV television. He worked

13:34

for the about the day

13:36

that David, the date of birth came

13:38

in with it. So Well, he was on duty. Yes.

13:40

That's right. See it to -- Mhmm. --

13:42

slap the video together in

13:44

quite a quick look. You know, Rishi

13:46

has probably sort of been

13:48

requested. Well, it does look like it was

13:51

done quite quickly. And I can get a

13:53

certain to this. is a bit where --

13:55

Mhmm. -- Mick Jagger has talked

13:57

about this. He says he's gonna have to

13:59

acts as a bodyguard for Mick Jagger from

14:01

the rolling studs. I'm not sure why.

14:03

Yes. he would be in

14:05

proximity to that because the previous

14:08

versus largely divesting --

14:10

Yes. It's strange. -- that shows him. He

14:12

flipped some Mcgregor, which I don't think they

14:14

have permission for, but -- Yeah. -- there they

14:16

are. And then immediately, afterwards, dove

14:18

from the door to mouth, comes

14:21

in and says to somebody's meant to

14:23

be oh, look. I'll be your bodyguard

14:25

for the for the remainder of

14:27

your career. Yes. Yeah. And

14:29

Vicki is not very impressive. He

14:31

I think he sort of flounces out,

14:33

but the person that I've got

14:36

doesn't look even remotely

14:38

like McShager. And I think dad was insistent

14:40

about that. And I think if we've

14:42

already seen the real McShager, in

14:44

the club. The next scene, there should be

14:46

someone who doesn't look even remotely

14:49

like the actual map. So it's a

14:51

stylistic choice. Yes. Probably it's a so

14:54

many who maybe not even a man,

14:56

just maybe some furniture or something.

14:58

Oh. Like, he really wanted to push it.

15:00

Like, let's go -- Yeah. -- quite thorough.

15:02

But yeah. They in the end, they just settled on somebody

15:04

who really doesn't look

15:06

even close to Macchiga. Yeah.

15:08

It's a classic look though. Well, I

15:10

suppose a big one for your dad. Yeah.

15:12

I mean, he's he had all kinds of

15:14

quirks and idiosyncrasies that are

15:16

rejecting. And he he and the first

15:18

thing when Dave from the database,

15:20

is it a doctor's The

15:23

what? Salon or whatever. Whatever

15:25

the doctor goes. He he

15:27

says, Yeah. He you're

15:29

dead. My dead is yeah. He

15:31

said what they should do is make sure

15:33

that Dave's balls are very -- Oh.

15:35

-- proven to every time

15:37

you cut to him. So that

15:39

was his idea. He has a concentrate on the

15:41

lure, but it's just these balls and,

15:43

like, cry promos and frames.

15:45

So, you know, I think that was one of

15:47

his club ideas. Well, you

15:49

you can't miss them. Yeah. The falls are they're

15:52

absolutely pretty cocky. They're right. I'm

15:54

right there. Right. I think that as

15:56

well, it's number one for three weeks because

15:58

people thought if we -- Yes. -- get it to number

16:00

one, it'll be the last song I'm

16:02

ready to roll right before the year. So

16:04

you get people tuning in for,

16:06

you know, the dam levels or

16:08

something and they just see Dave's

16:10

fall. So that was his his

16:12

only video. Well, no. He didn't

16:14

get us to do many clips after them.

16:16

I think he did wub off of don't

16:18

care if you can really Yeah. He had a

16:20

sort of a medieval

16:23

torture chamber or something that was like the

16:25

abominable doctor five. So

16:27

I felt that was quite wrong. I

16:29

think it was bid to be a song for hospitals

16:31

or something to raise money. So

16:33

not a winner. Yeah. He didn't get us

16:35

back. He did a couple of

16:37

episodes of Country Calendar was he

16:39

had all these farmers that are centrifuge,

16:42

really. They they were just being pushed

16:44

the the j forces were just forcing

16:46

them up against the back of a

16:48

bat. Doesn't sound good. Yeah. It

16:50

was impossible to demonstrate

16:52

any of the MEK products --

16:54

Sure. -- with everybody just forced

16:56

against the walls of the barn

16:58

and their face is sort of distorted.

17:00

That sounds terrible. Yeah. Well, this is it. And

17:02

it's really quite poor. He didn't he was drummed

17:04

down to the industry. Yeah. So

17:06

he was misunderstood. daughter. Did they say was Yeah. They said he

17:08

was pay coking exactly. That's

17:11

right. Of course. Hi. So let's have whatever

17:14

we just tied out of it now with the with the courses.

17:16

Oh. There

17:21

is god. I'll replay the

17:24

whole thing. Don't have to listen

17:26

to me. Yeah. I

17:28

recomply the whole phone get.

17:30

Well, thanks for this story, Patrick.

17:33

Okay. Yeah. Bye. There he

17:35

goes. That's

17:38

Patrick. Yeah. You can lose him out,

17:40

please. It's

17:40

Patrick Pageant there. Here it's a,

17:43

well, a strangely Kiwi

17:46

themed edition of Sizzle

17:48

Town. Oh, come. I

17:50

see. I can't explain it.

17:52

But hello to anyone listening over there,

17:54

any relatives of mine? Hello

17:56

to my brother, Michael, who recently

17:59

visited up

17:59

Papa Hut

18:00

in search of Conrad. Our

18:03

very first caller, hopefully,

18:05

he'll be chiming in before the

18:07

end of the year Hello to everyone me

18:09

a message good and bad

18:12

about the movie Bad eggs, which

18:14

is a movie I worked on twenty

18:16

years ago. bad

18:18

eggs or as it's known in Germany,

18:20

Matt? Let me follow mindsets.

18:23

Correct. It's been screening apparently

18:25

on something called ten

18:28

ten peach. No. Further

18:30

down the tree than that. I don't know.

18:32

Ten splash. Ten

18:35

wobble Cotton shake? Yes.

18:37

That's the one. They've been

18:39

showing it. I should point out that bad

18:41

eggs has never been upscale

18:44

to high definition. So if you're looking at it,

18:46

it is being shown in standard

18:49

depth, which I feel does a disservice

18:51

to the great cinematography of

18:54

Graham Wood. Don't know if

18:56

listeners would be familiar with Graham

18:58

Wood, a very reclusive Australian

19:00

DOP. I think his first film

19:03

was ghosts of the civil

19:05

dead with Nick Cave. I

19:07

met him the year after that

19:09

when he shot the video for the

19:11

degenerations five in a

19:13

row. He's done very few

19:15

movies. Working dog used

19:17

him for the dish, which is a a beautiful looking film.

19:20

It did bad eggs. And then the same

19:22

year, he shot a

19:24

very obscure Australian

19:26

sci fi film

19:28

called subterranean or

19:30

as it's known in Germany?

19:32

It's subterranean. Yes.

19:35

That's from the German trailer,

19:37

the film stars Alex

19:40

Demetriadis, or as

19:42

they say Alex Demetriad.

19:45

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19:48

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19:50

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22:00

Right. Now, let's

22:02

get back to callers. Anyone there?

22:04

No. Really?

22:07

It's very quiet don't

22:09

know why. Have we got any

22:11

messages? Oh, there is

22:12

one from Barry football. Oh,

22:16

really? Okay.

22:17

Let's hear it. Good day. I'm

22:19

very football, and I would

22:21

like to apologize for

22:24

the bottoms that fell out of my

22:26

jacket onto the black jacket table at

22:28

the casino. There was a a

22:31

small bag of white powder a

22:33

a rolled up banknote,

22:35

a syringe, a

22:36

bond, and a torn okay,

22:39

and also some

22:42

methane a bit of medium of large bagged mac drugs.

22:44

All of these items

22:46

are part of my medical

22:49

regime. The white powder

22:51

was tablets that I had crushed up

22:53

for the

22:54

convenience because it is

22:56

much easier to fumble around

22:58

with a plan a plastic bag at a black check

23:00

table and simply pop a

23:01

tablet into my mouth. To

23:04

the people who have pointed out

23:06

that the medication or

23:08

I know is actually

23:11

blue, not white. Need

23:13

to understand that I

23:16

have spray painted all of my blue

23:18

tablets white in order that

23:20

they are easier to see under

23:22

the reduced lighting conditions

23:24

of a casino. nice eyes on

23:27

Twitter need to understand that

23:29

I am taking multiple

23:31

medications via a

23:33

number of methods in

23:35

order to recover from

23:37

an injury I sustained when

23:39

I fell on my crack pipe. I

23:41

am hoping to continue my

23:44

medical program just as soon

23:46

as my doctor gets a new

23:48

shipment of Volta

23:50

and through customs. And

23:52

if you'll excuse me, I must

23:54

now resume my

23:57

therapy.

24:06

Oh,

24:06

yeah. It's really working

24:08

on the day bike. Well, I'm

24:10

glad that's glad that's

24:13

been cleared up. Get a feeling,

24:16

Matt. We've We've forgotten to do

24:18

something. What could it be?

24:20

Horrible. It's

24:23

now the time this is the

24:25

segment where we showcase podcasters

24:28

and broadcasters shamelessly

24:31

breaking wind on air.

24:33

And we received quite a

24:35

few. You wouldn't think there would be

24:37

that ready, but they keep

24:39

on coming. Firstly, here's one

24:41

from Aaron Clift, who was

24:43

listening to the five double a

24:45

sports show with Rowie and

24:47

Timmy g. They were talking to

24:49

former NFL player Matthew

24:52

Pavlish. Listen to me sounding like I know who

24:54

any of these people are. Let's

24:56

go to the clip. Oh, I can't believe you've been

24:59

retired for six years. You're you're forty

25:01

one the end of this year. We have witnessed.

25:05

is open a door to

25:07

that studio. Thank you,

25:09

Aaron. Next

25:12

This was said to us by Will

25:14

Maxwell. Thanks Will. He was

25:16

listening to life is

25:18

short with Justin Long. and

25:20

then not even trying to hide this

25:22

one. Life is short

25:24

as hosted by me, Justin Long.

25:26

It is cohosted and Priscilla.

25:30

produced by you. Life

25:32

is shot. Thank you, Will.

25:34

And finally, from another

25:36

Aaron Aaron Donaldson, he was

25:38

listening to one of my favorite

25:40

podcasts. A great idea for

25:42

a podcast, apart from anything

25:44

mid flight brawl, with Nick Coddy, who

25:46

I worked with recently, and

25:48

Luke Hagey, one of Australia's

25:50

finest comedians, but

25:52

have a listen to this.

25:55

And yet, it was

25:57

offensive to somebody's

25:58

children.

25:59

the people Children.

26:02

Jesus.

26:05

He

26:05

might be in and out. Whoa. He might be

26:07

in and out. Whoa. If we have a company in and

26:09

out That is a mid show blap.

26:12

Well done, Aaron. You

26:15

couldn't miss that one. Thanks to

26:17

everyone who contributed to

26:19

the tapestry of gas

26:21

here at And

26:25

I should mention some

26:27

of the other people who make this

26:29

show possible, Tim Cox

26:31

and the team at Allegion's Wides.

26:33

Yes. We love their work. Be sure

26:35

to stock up on any mixed

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dozen wines. There's one there.

26:39

At allegiant wines dot com dot

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auforward slash sizzle town and

26:43

get yourself one of these spectacular sizzle

26:47

town grub posters. Don't they sound

26:49

great, signed by myself,

26:51

Matt. and Grob, also supporting

26:53

the show for quite a while now Nick

26:55

and Ruby Gleeson upward

26:58

factory espresso. in orange, the

27:00

sizzledown blend and

27:03

Dion's blend. Matt, are you

27:05

sure that's the right? Alright.

27:07

Just checking the coffee beans are

27:09

still available at factory espresso dot

27:11

com dot a u sizzleton.

27:15

I will be back at factory

27:17

Espresso later in the year. I'll

27:19

tell you who was there just last

27:21

month, Matt. Is that So his photo on

27:23

the socials big fan of this show, one of

27:25

the stars of the Sydney production of

27:28

Mary Poppins, Andrew

27:30

Broadband. Yes. Give him around.

27:32

That's Andrew broadband, not

27:34

Alexey misery. Now speaking

27:36

of names, I need the names

27:38

of this month's

27:40

Sizzle merchants, Matt, the the fax

27:43

machine, appears to be down. I

27:45

tell you what, let's have them delivered by

27:47

the sizzle town can can

27:49

dances. In your cub ladies. Yes.

27:52

Watch out. Go ahead. Go

27:55

ahead.

27:56

just make the the list back

27:59

here. And yeah. On

28:01

your

28:01

ice. Yes.

28:03

Candace will be boys riding Thank

28:06

you. Yes. The names of

28:08

the sizzle merchants who have we got,

28:10

oh, our

28:10

newest addition to the

28:13

Platinum supporter TF from

28:15

Penania, New South Wales.

28:17

Oh, I hope that's how you say

28:19

that. Penania. Penania. Penania. Penania.

28:22

Penania. Do you get there? via a magic

28:24

wardrobe, I don't know. Anyway,

28:26

I do know it's the birthplace of Brian

28:28

Brown. We've just had our foyer redone

28:30

in Brian Brown. Now,

28:32

too many clangs at this episode. Who

28:34

am I talking about? It's

28:36

the aforementioned Will

28:39

Maxwell. You're well. Maxwell. Maxwell.

28:44

How we do well?

28:46

Great to have you on board will

28:48

and we'd like to thank some of our perennials,

28:50

some of our platinum merchants

28:52

who have been generously supporting

28:55

the show for some time. Our

28:57

very own board of directors here at

28:59

the show like from California

29:02

USA, Stephen play

29:11

that he's not a plancker. He's a plancker. He's

29:13

a plancker. Thank you, Steven.

29:16

From Abafoil Park,

29:18

South Australia's own Brett

29:21

Coombs. Watch out Brad

29:22

Coombs on the John. Brad

29:24

Coombs. on

29:28

your Brett from North Sydney, we

29:30

once again pay tribute to

29:32

Stewart Barclays. Stewart

29:35

Stewart Barclays. What about

29:38

Bathurst's hottest property,

29:40

Benny Hope. That

29:43

place, not again. It's

29:45

Benny Hope. Benny. Whoops.

29:47

This is Benny. Hope.

29:49

From Glen Iris right

29:51

here in Victoria, It's Derek

29:54

German. Derek. A moon

29:56

faced boy who spits in the

29:58

faces of the devout. That's

29:59

legally Derek Jarman, not the

30:02

late filmmaker artist gay rights

30:04

activist, and the subject of a song by

30:06

Chumber Wambo Matt. Really?

30:08

Yes. I do have Wikipedia. And

30:10

finally, our Man of Mystery, someone

30:12

who's been supporting the show for

30:15

some time, but has never

30:17

provided us with any contact details

30:19

to thank him. So this

30:21

will have to do. It's

30:23

Martin Sinclair.

30:25

Mister Sinclair. Thanks,

30:27

Martin.

30:31

Whoever you are. Thanks, everyone who gets behind the

30:33

show and a reminder anyone who makes a monthly

30:35

pledge of five dollars or more

30:37

qualifies to receive one of our end of

30:40

year grub Christmas cards signed by

30:42

everyone involved in this show. There's a

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bunch of other rewards on offer

30:46

right now at cerzel

30:48

tale podcast jump

30:51

jump. And,

30:54

Matt, I think we have time for just

30:57

one more call I'm just

30:59

gonna take one at random. I'm not even

31:01

gonna look. Let's see. We'll go

31:03

here. And who is this?

31:05

Good evening. You're on Sizz Town.

31:10

Yes. Who is this? I

31:15

Well, it is

31:19

talk back. That can't happen. Sorry.

31:24

Who is this? I am for

31:27

god. Oh, for

31:29

god. Right. And

31:31

where are you calling from? they

31:34

inside out. Oh,

31:36

right. Is that is that just

31:38

before Saphragm? No. you,

31:42

George. Sorry. Where

31:45

are you? I

31:47

am here. I am here. I have

31:51

every wear a face. Face what's going

31:53

on? You cannot escape

31:56

the stepper. Who

31:58

are you? You're get

32:00

a

32:01

false, very purple

32:04

giver from the inside house,

32:07

which is primarily I

32:10

make sure DIRECTV Bernice

32:14

Parkworks. Oh, you you mean the car

32:16

park? You have I

32:21

have. How did I do that?

32:23

At the show thirty

32:25

five. when you entered the fortress.

32:28

Yes. Vortex, hell, mouth, make up

32:30

your mind. What how

32:32

exactly did I do this. Hey.

32:35

Hey. Where's

32:39

that heart coming from? Right. Is that you?

32:41

No. Still one of mine. mild winning

32:43

wines. Some great wines too. So what

32:45

I love, Matt, is the vortax. This

32:47

is an arm.

33:08

Right. Yeah. I

33:11

I do remember that. What

33:13

you have open China

33:15

cannot be closed. Yeah.

33:17

Can you because not to trigger flashbacks. It's

33:20

confusing to the air. What is

33:22

that just supported for

33:24

it? That's our producer. Matt say

33:26

hello to mister Gersetna.

33:28

Gersetna. I'm sorry.

33:31

The Gersetna. I'm sorry. The Gersetna. Gersetna. Gersetna. Gersetna. I'm sorry.

33:33

The Gersetna. Gersh pray for

33:35

your extra fared.

33:37

You're right. You're

33:40

right. You're right. I don't

33:42

know what these. really

33:53

there. It's good acoustics for

33:55

my scary voice. Don't be

33:57

hung up. First, I

33:59

will destroy this brought

34:03

walks by pouring it

34:05

into the inside lounge.

34:07

Whoa. Is he a little time to trim

34:09

up? I can't bake

34:12

one going on

34:12

in here. Oh, it's one of our callers. He's

34:14

attempting to pull the entire building

34:17

into a parallel dimension. Oh, god.

34:19

Like, we're

34:19

not even

34:21

sure for alternative reality. You

34:24

have Would

34:26

you maybe take pod you like from

34:28

across the road? They've got a Teijo

34:31

Paola as a cross brewery. Sure.

34:33

Your prayer shaver. Show

34:36

them. That doesn't make sense. It does look like

34:38

they're all about

34:38

to being pipe her up. Don't worry. I

34:41

know what to do. What have you

34:43

got, Matt?

34:43

Try this. Whoa.

34:48

What

34:48

do you have demons like this? I'm

34:51

quite free. I'm quite like this. I'm

34:53

gonna break my bullshit

34:56

with Jay's kill more on

34:58

good

34:58

job. I do like this one.

35:00

It's not working, man.

35:02

What about this? I

35:06

think in

35:07

the

35:30

confident eight color classroom. Let's get out of

35:33

here, Max. What a mess.

35:35

Do I need

35:35

to make sure to

35:38

set off Probably not. Thank

35:40

you. Royal Stacks. Thank you,

35:42

Matt Dow. Thank you, Dave, for the dynamos,

35:44

and don't forget to drop by

35:47

our merch store for the last of our limited

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35:56

Podcasts dot com, I should

35:58

mention that I'm on Chrissy Salmon

35:59

Brownie on NOVA one hundred every

36:02

Tuesday morning, and the great

36:04

Matt Dow is well the audio producer of

36:06

sports bazaar, the hit

36:08

podcast with Titus O'Reilly and Mick

36:10

Malloy. Don't know what they're talking about,

36:12

but it's

36:14

very good. until

36:16

next time.

36:20

Cheers.

36:22

And so I

36:24

can get

36:25

a certain for this. Yes.

36:56

I do like this one.

37:21

Shit

37:25

out.

37:29

Anyway, Tony,

37:30

I'm sure you'll bring

37:33

us back to more topical

37:35

subjects. Earlier on, we discussed

37:37

the very sad add passing Margaret Earlett to fellow New

37:39

Zealanders. That's right. Did you ever have anything to do with

37:42

her? Yet, no, it turns out

37:44

my very

37:46

first solo comedy

37:48

gig ever in nineteen eighty

37:50

four at the Gloo Pot Tavern

37:52

-- Oh, yes. -- in Pontzen, be

37:56

in was supporting a band called

37:58

peaking man who

37:59

I discovered only

38:00

by reading Margaret Erlich's

38:03

obituary that she was the

38:05

lead you're off. That's weird. See, that is a strange connection.

38:07

I'm sorry to make it all about me. You know, you

38:09

see you you both knew each

38:12

other before you were, who you were

38:14

to become? Yes. So I think you've got

38:16

a very good memory. So do you remember

38:18

any gags from that first soil

38:20

stand up? This is gonna make Ralph Julia

38:22

seem like topical material, but there used to be a bloke in

38:24

the eighties. He's still getting about called

38:26

John Cooper Clark, who was

38:28

a British poet

38:30

-- Mhmm. who wore a

38:32

tight black suit and had a

38:34

sort of tim burpish haircut. This is

38:36

the most Tony Martin story

38:38

that's ever I'm in shock. And he came out to Auckland, and he performed

38:40

at the group pot talent, and he taught

38:42

lightly. His accent was lightly, and he read out

38:44

poems, and he taught him on the tone

38:46

voice like

38:48

that. and he had a reel to reel tape recorder playing beats behind

38:50

him and he was incredibly famous at his

38:52

card. And I was in the concert

38:55

and I went I reckon

38:56

I could look exactly like that guy. So I

38:58

went and bought a suit, bought a

39:01

wing, borrowed a real to real

39:03

tape recorder with some beats

39:06

on it, turned up at the Gloopa Tavan the next

39:08

week, went on stage as

39:10

him had them announce that he

39:12

was back. and just did

39:14

an impression of him but doing

39:16

nothing but eagle songs.

39:18

That was when I was rolling down the road,

39:20

trying to loosen my law. done seven

39:22

women on my mind that did that for about five minutes till people

39:24

realize it wasn't him and I

39:28

clued off.

39:29

I would

39:32

have been twenty.

39:35

And we still finding out stories about you. I've never heard

39:37

that. That's fine. Had they bought

39:40

tickets specifically to see Oh, no. They haven't

39:42

bought

39:42

tickets to see peeking.

39:45

And then here's supporting. He's back because he

39:48

went down so well last week. It's John

39:50

Cooper Clark. And I come out.

39:52

So that is my incidentally to

39:54

the loyola -- I really --

39:56

and gray units. Touching Quebec

39:58

to the passing of Margaret. Sorry.

39:59

Chrissy, Sam,

40:02

and Brownie.