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Twiddling away. It's Matt Dow say

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hello, Matt. sit.

1:59

What

2:03

is it?

2:06

Fair call. what can I tell

2:08

you about Let's see. Oh,

2:11

yes. I was feeling rather cheeky

2:13

sour when that's nice. Just go take

2:15

that. We're gonna do this again,

2:18

please. Sorry. I

2:20

can't stop walking to the forest.

2:23

That's it. That, please. Put that

2:25

piece of music straight down the incinerator.

2:28

Yep.

2:34

You don't

2:34

wanna hear it again.

2:39

There, guys. This will

2:41

be completely mystifying to anyone who did

2:43

near the last episode. We

2:45

need to kick off with a dose of common

2:48

sense. I'm gonna go straight to this caller.

2:51

Hello. You're on Sizzledown. Who's this?

2:53

Good day. It's Niles, Niles

2:57

from Nice

2:59

to hear from you. Welcome back. Yeah.

3:01

Where are you? This is good. Thanks.

3:04

Listen. I was just wondering if anyone's

3:06

talked to me at the shading at Cheating.

3:09

The shading at the chest. Oh,

3:11

dude. The world test samples.

3:13

It's just a few ways. What was the story there?

3:15

Yeah. Where did I had some black prepared

3:18

me sitting there with some Bloody

3:20

ain't no birds in stone.

3:23

No. Really? Yeah. Bloody

3:25

birds riding birds. So

3:28

He's robbed a couple of those. After

3:30

you're knee giving him all the answers.

3:32

So he's getting he's getting help from

3:34

someone. Yeah. He said, like, he

3:36

doesn't for you with a super

3:39

computer working out of the Mosley,

3:42

sends him a morse code by

3:44

the white collar. Mhmm. black

3:47

feels a bit of the thought. Braze and Dan

3:49

sneezing up Bishop to Rip forth.

3:51

Is that right? Yeah. And it's a part

3:53

of the completely unaware

3:56

-- Sure. -- sitting opposite

3:58

somebody is set as

4:00

I'm right. Right. You know, because

4:03

he wouldn't, like, unless there's

4:05

a sound with the voice.

4:07

Yeah. Sort of constant humming. No.

4:09

We're coming from down there, maybe some

4:12

vibrations of this hardly and drink

4:14

or something that bought satin bubbling

4:16

out or something other than that, when it's

4:18

how in detectable is the

4:20

made. I'm not sure. model of made

4:22

that he's got. Yeah. Big

4:24

out of that. I mean, Jesus. Yeah. I'm not

4:26

a comfortable citizen. He said he got

4:29

a long game chest? Yes.

4:31

It is. It raises the size

4:33

of an eagle. How much does

4:35

he hit the shelf to get the

4:37

most card? Well, it

4:40

does sound risky. Yeah. You wouldn't wanna

4:42

get you more stressed with

4:44

you. Somebody You know, the war part.

4:47

Somebody broke using

4:49

Google Maps or something before

4:51

you announce your ass is physically

4:53

and popping and sending all kinds of

4:55

conflicting miss Well, I'm assuming

4:57

there's been an investigation. Yeah.

4:59

I mean, he's denied. It isn't

5:01

it? Has he? Oh, there he said he would

5:03

be willing to play a game of

5:05

chasing the nudes. Really?

5:07

Prove. Well Is that gonna prove

5:09

he's not Well, we're exactly. I

5:12

mean, you know, he might still have

5:14

popped a couple of blades. Exactly.

5:17

Yeah. But the problem is they

5:19

got after what? Well,

5:21

they got after to check everybody. I'd

5:23

like for every bloody

5:25

mesh. Again, if ever poke a

5:27

bear -- No. -- through the speculative --

5:29

Oh, no. -- make sure there is backing

5:32

back. Not a great

5:34

job. Yeah. The problem is, you can't

5:36

trust anything there. Can you I'm

5:38

gonna tell me that you say that's Sports

5:40

and games and because He just sent

5:42

me again. Oh, I wonder if I've got the

5:44

beads in. Oh, die. Well,

5:47

delivery letters and numbers

5:49

again. know, I wonder if Quentin Dennis

5:51

is getting all the letters and numbers

5:53

sent to him -- Yeah. -- by the beach.

5:55

Well, you'd hope not. Yeah. Listen

5:57

anyway. That's Yes.

5:59

And hey. What are you up to tonight?

6:01

Well, I I was kinda guiding

6:04

the iris self of saving

6:06

for the trivia, but But what?

6:08

problem is you just got it. Might all

6:10

be bad. No.

6:13

Even they're compromised. It's a burger

6:15

there. So annoying. Yeah. Yeah. I'll just

6:18

I'm just sitting here, popping a

6:20

few barley figures -- Yeah. --

6:22

end of my mouth. I should Yeah.

6:24

Good to know. Yeah. Just listening

6:26

to a few holdings on the

6:28

grammar side. Oh, yeah. And what

6:30

are you that's on there tonight?

6:33

No. I don't want you making come

6:35

on. What if you got? Well, I'll

6:37

be listening to a bit of DJ Sullivan.

6:40

Really? Yeah. The

6:42

boiler room set from twenty

6:44

fifteen. That's a bloody classic. Don't you

6:46

think? You're in today. bloody guys for a

6:48

house. And, you know, it's a miserable razzing

6:50

set. Mhmm. So much more likely

6:53

than this. I've got a razor

6:55

stuff that gets a bit hard call from Walmart.

6:57

Right. Is that your favorite? It

7:00

was probably a favorite boarder that

7:02

I've seen on you know --

7:04

Yeah. -- cow cox and the boats are all

7:06

swimming, burley

7:08

and the boats stuff here, but

7:11

it's DJ Solomon. for my

7:13

-- Well, love that. -- couple of air

7:15

root biscuits will do me

7:17

for Hi. Thanks for the for the update

7:19

now. Alright. Okay. It's a

7:21

bodge. Will do. See

7:23

you.

7:23

Cheers. That's the snarl's necklace

7:26

there.

7:26

Long time contributor. I'm gonna go straight

7:29

on to this next one, Matt. Hello?

7:31

Who's this? Guys, is it seasonal

7:34

sounds? Yes, it

7:36

is. It's Yeah. Yeah. So I

7:38

was on the year's last month. Right? I

7:40

was on that flight, the Jetpack.

7:42

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The flight on fine.

7:44

You see that? The guy's got the

7:46

watches, bros, Ryan, fucking

7:48

down on it. You see this? I reached

7:50

the fight on the plane. Yeah. Was

7:52

was that you? Yeah. It was mine,

7:55

like No. Fuck him.

7:57

Okay. Well, what happened? They

7:59

are

7:59

on him. bright

8:02

all the way back of the toilet, right

8:04

-- Yeah. -- all you're on, five piece. You're

8:06

on, you're on a lady's kinda Oh,

8:09

Wow. Right there in a car in line.

8:11

So so what what had he

8:13

done? What was Why? He's in

8:15

he's in I was throwing He's

8:18

exit right. He's meant to be listening

8:20

to the talk, and he's just struggling,

8:22

scrolling, on a hard pad. Right.

8:24

I got factory throughout

8:26

our day. Can I ask it? Had

8:28

you maybe had too

8:30

much to to drink? No. I

8:33

had a few. too

8:35

many or something. Right.

8:37

Right. Right. Right. This can't

8:39

even go down.

8:41

Right? Yeah. And I'll

8:43

just I recognize passing

8:45

on on him. Yeah. Is that really a

8:47

good idea? But it's a dead

8:49

star for winning. Right? Right.

8:52

Okay. Yeah. Oh, I'm just fucking

8:55

pronouncing your size, sir. I I asked

8:57

him for that. two or

8:59

three minutes before they fuck him.

9:01

Pull him off him. Right?

9:03

Yeah. And, like, he

9:05

was fucked. Right. Hi,

9:07

Was he? And he would have been

9:09

fucking worse. Right?

9:11

Mhmm. If I hadn't had to go back

9:14

and landed fucking

9:16

flying. Oh, right. So

9:18

easy considering share of

9:20

fucking Right. Yeah. Well,

9:22

Thanks for this story. Alright. Yeah.

9:24

Damn, mate. Oh, boy.

9:28

See, that that call, Matt. I

9:30

think I

9:31

really think we need to start to

9:34

bopping the bad language up.

9:36

Sorry. You're doing that thing of bopping

9:38

the

9:39

that don't beep the

9:41

word beep. It

9:42

Sorry about that. Yeah. I mean,

9:45

it

9:45

makes no fucking sense. Oh, you got

9:47

that one? Very nice.

9:49

Yeah. We got to get all the fucking swear

9:51

words, Matt. Yes. I got it.

9:53

Well, you are very fast. It's very hard to do

9:55

on a live show listeners, but

9:58

Matt Dow's the man for the job, but I tell you what,

10:00

I'll I'll put you to the test,

10:02

Matt. Why are you? I'm just

10:04

gonna throw a whole lot of words at you.

10:07

and I want you to only beep the

10:09

swear words. Okay? Sweet.

10:12

Okay. Let's see how fast you go. You

10:14

ready? Yep. Here we go. fucking

10:17

piss, spinnaker. Shit.

10:20

Fuck. Shit. Shit.

10:22

Didn't get them all. Very good. Just

10:25

let the Spinnaker through Spinnaker.

10:27

That's our our word of the

10:29

evening. Okay. Here's one for you, Matt. I'm gonna

10:31

chuck you at the whole sentence.

10:33

That's right. I want you to

10:35

just beep the swear

10:37

words of the sentence. Okay. Are you ready? Yep.

10:40

Here we go.

10:41

Can

10:42

you please warm up this delicious

10:45

culture, mister Alfred Hitchcock,

10:47

I'd like to listen to some

10:49

country music. How was

10:51

that? Very good.

10:53

Give yourself a round of a pools map.

10:55

Fuck. Come

10:57

on. That's it. Now

11:00

a bit frightened to go to any

11:02

more callers. What else

11:05

do we wanna do? Yes.

11:10

The segment which we

11:12

started really just as a joke

11:14

after we heard what was well. What

11:16

was allegedly a chess geek

11:18

in one of our favorite podcasts,

11:20

the Gidi Carousel of pop

11:22

great show, But since

11:24

then, well, we've

11:26

opened the flood gates. We've

11:28

been deluged with contributions

11:31

every month like this one from Bernie

11:33

Quinn who was

11:35

watching FOX Sports This

11:37

is the voice of Jimmy

11:40

Johnson, former coach of the Dallas

11:42

Cowboys. Let's go to the table. I've got

11:44

a shot. I've got a I've got

11:46

a shot. Yes. Because

11:49

I know we Oh, that's

11:51

a that's a pressed

11:53

fruit juice right there. Thank

11:55

you, Bernie. Next up, Adam

11:57

Henry was listening to

11:59

the doughboys podcast with their

12:01

guest, Adam Myron,

12:04

And there's not really any attempt to

12:06

disguise this one. That's a that's a

12:08

really really put that in the

12:10

PBA because

12:10

that's a that's a that's a pro ball. pro

12:12

bowler. The pro excuse

12:14

me. The awkward

12:15

silence. And on my own association. And

12:18

on my go, that's the

12:20

dough boys. Thank you, Adam. And

12:23

finally, both Andrew Cook

12:25

and John Bowen were

12:27

listening to the rest his history

12:29

with the great Stephen Fry

12:32

listen closely. Is it as you

12:34

sense that she was

12:36

glamorized by this very handsome

12:38

Trojan prince, but that

12:40

slowly his fantasy,

12:42

his surface qualities,

12:44

his lack of bravery or

12:46

self knowledge, or -- Yeah. --

12:48

or honor. cause the love to

12:50

die. Something's definitely died.

12:53

Beautiful enunciation there is

12:55

always for mister Fry. Soupy

12:58

twist. That's all we've got time

13:00

for. Here it comes.

13:04

Oh, now let's have something more

13:06

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I've been talking burgers, we've

15:40

got lights on here, Matt, which one do

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I want? at TRI Line three. Alright.

15:44

Who's this? You're on Sizzledown. Oh,

15:46

look, I rather not

15:47

give A90 okay.

15:51

because you are on the moderator

15:53

at the dallymail dot

15:55

com dot au for all of the

15:58

comments board. Oh, really? That's

15:59

right. Yeah. And how can we

16:02

help? Well, I just wanted to

16:05

assure everybody that

16:07

everything is fine.

16:09

And the incident that happened

16:11

recently were a comment, an

16:13

offensive comment, in my opinion,

16:16

flipped through the net. Right. We've

16:19

plugged the hole, and that that won't happen

16:21

again. Okay. So what happened?

16:23

Well, what happened was somebody said

16:26

something nice

16:29

about a lady. Oh.

16:32

So And we can't have that on

16:34

there. To hope Right? That's not our

16:37

policy on the front. It's not. No. No.

16:39

But we'll go certain expectations for

16:41

neighbors at those boards. Mhmm. So they're

16:43

not gonna see that sort of thing.

16:45

And so so like I say,

16:47

steps have been taken. So tell me how

16:49

exactly Are those boards

16:51

moderated? Well, it was nice. So you could

16:53

have the vetting process.

16:55

I mean, if you wanna get your coin

16:57

out there, he's gonna

16:59

be, well, it's not,

17:01

otherwise, putting in a message coming in.

17:03

No. Sorry. You

17:06

you're building me up. Yeah. Yes. There's there's

17:08

been some trouble earlier. Yeah. This is a

17:10

bit of a soft cork show. Yeah. Well,

17:12

you do what you have to do. But Okay. Well,

17:15

Like I say, we do have a insanely

17:17

policy on those boards. And

17:19

occasionally, someone who isn't

17:22

a complete we'll get through. But --

17:24

Yeah. -- we try and weed them all out before

17:26

we hit publish. So, yeah,

17:28

let me just say that if anyone

17:30

listening to this is planning

17:32

on visiting

17:34

the calmest floors at the Daily Mile.

17:37

Mhmm. You can rest assured

17:39

that every person posting

17:41

on there is a

17:43

massive and that is

17:45

mine. There's no guarantee to you.

17:47

Fair enough. But how exactly do

17:49

you determine that? Why do you ask

17:52

What is the question here that you gotta fill

17:54

out? Oh, right. Oh, when you

17:56

register and it says, you know, it's got a

17:58

series of questions. Do

17:59

you hate Gryce time -- Oh. -- do

18:02

you hike Brittany Higgins? Mhmm.

18:04

Do you hike Brittany? Mhmm. Did

18:06

you hike Juliette Gilets for the

18:08

Sogenes voyage? Do you

18:10

and that hate all women. Yeah. And

18:12

as as long as they take yes to

18:14

all of those, they're cleared to

18:16

to publish. Sorry. That's it. All women.

18:19

I mean, That's obviously that

18:21

I hate all women. I

18:23

mean, ball in the hands and get some

18:25

perfect colors. No. Of course.

18:27

And as does any woman who is

18:29

a bit of a looker who

18:32

knows how to keep a trap shot.

18:34

No. Safe. Even with

18:36

those women, it is

18:38

essential. And in the comments, they

18:40

still refer to them as

18:43

flippers and you know -- No. -- broaden

18:45

the day attack. Basically,

18:47

the appearance and the supervisor

18:50

ethics of very

18:52

woman they've just been putting it for the

18:54

last ten minutes. They scroll past the fifty

18:56

or sixty photos. We've posted all

18:59

basically Dolan off Instagram. Wow.

19:01

Well, you you certainly thorough.

19:03

Yeah. Well, it's a matter of choice, really. I

19:05

mean, my job, as I said,

19:07

is to make sure that Nobody

19:09

who goes onto those boards is

19:11

gonna be offended. Right. By

19:13

a strange sort of comment. Sure. They will

19:15

need to know that the Daily Mail

19:18

comments board is a safe

19:20

space for your classic

19:22

Aussie and I

19:24

intend to keep it that way.

19:26

Okay. Well, Thanks

19:27

for this insight. Alright. Thanks. It's

19:29

been fascinating. Good on you.

19:32

Bye. Wow. The moderator

19:34

there from the the Daily

19:37

Mail online comments boards.

19:39

That was a bit unpleasant, Matt. I'm just

19:41

gonna go straight to this next

19:44

one. Hello?

19:44

You're on Sizzletown? Hello. I

19:46

would like to know when the government's saying

19:49

if we have to why everything's in

19:51

streaming. Shinking. Everything

19:52

at the shops is smaller than

19:54

it is, but isn't it? Yeah. Like

19:56

like walls. The magnum or

19:59

I grown. That's

19:59

It's much smaller than

20:02

it was when it came out. Is

20:04

it? I remember it's a bit.

20:06

God would have been too for long. I

20:08

mean, I'm a couple of blokes

20:10

to carry it out of the shelf.

20:12

No. It's a bloody tongue to better.

20:14

Isn't it? That's it. small of this. It's so

20:16

interesting. putting it in

20:18

front, testimony, answered at times. So

20:20

you don't notice -- Yeah. -- but

20:22

don't notice -- And what else? -- seeing

20:24

Pringles, they're much smaller.

20:26

Yeah. I remember when you couldn't fit a Pringling into

20:28

your mouth or did it shattering. Right.

20:31

And that's relatively simple.

20:33

It's like a postage stem.

20:35

This is about I guess, this is this is

20:37

possible. Obviously, like, a giant when I

20:39

step into the server level and

20:41

everything so much Connie is an

20:43

addition, but it's still the same broadband service

20:46

or more. I don't doubt this is going on.

20:48

Probably using a pair of

20:50

trays as see. A pedal pump is for too long at

20:52

this rate. So you you fight up right

20:54

now. I'm still giving them. Yeah.

20:56

I'm taking action. you're

20:58

taking action. Well, it is. When I'm being

21:00

proactive? Or what are you doing? Well, I

21:02

went down to the streets housekeeping

21:05

factory. Right. And

21:07

the cash price of the managing

21:09

director. He just, you know,

21:11

had his car towed away.

21:13

Oh. And then I replaced it with

21:15

a little matchbox car replica.

21:18

Mhmm. And I just waited for them to come out. It's

21:20

gone. Where's carbon is your

21:22

bloody car. See how you look

21:24

there. Wow. That's so because the

21:26

wicked dumps is unacceptable. I'm

21:28

I'm sure he did.

21:31

not acceptable, and I screamed

21:33

that you can finish in three bloody

21:36

barts. Because when you talk --

21:38

Yeah. -- where I said, you know,

21:40

what you doing with your gradual

21:42

miniaturizations. Mhmm. They

21:44

said we're not doing that.

21:47

Next second, a door opens.

21:49

Uh-huh. You know, comes here

21:51

looking for him. Who?

21:53

Frazer Dinklage. Yes.

21:56

Pated Dinklage. Pated Dinklage.

21:59

I said, what's he doing here? Gosh.

22:01

I'll never mind. Dinklage pops

22:03

up. He says, I'm a new face of

22:05

magnum. I've gone on back everybody.

22:09

Little painted Dinkley's holding

22:11

up a magnum size. It looks

22:13

normal size. What a bloody

22:15

swimsuit. Well, that's that's

22:17

quite a story. Yeah. You're right. That's

22:19

not gonna go. Yeah. I've

22:21

gotta go in the Pingles factory. I'm

22:24

replacing the c as

22:26

the office furnace. She would

22:29

stuff for the dolls house. Well,

22:32

good luck with that. Sure.

22:33

Yes. Well, that's well,

22:36

he didn't give us a name. Wasn't

22:39

Niles Niquest? Wasn't? No. It

22:41

wasn't.

22:42

Possibly related to him. I don't I don't

22:44

know. Let's let's move

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23:58

No. Not him. It's in fact Geraldine

24:00

Hickey. That'll be a fun couple

24:02

of shows. And, oh,

24:04

think I can

24:04

hear the fax machine. Let's

24:07

see who we've got.

24:10

Yes. These the

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names of the people helping to keep the

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show afloat. And this month's

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newest inductees to platinum

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Hello. to everybody. Good.

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Very difficult talking.

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Oh, from

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down into long. She's short on

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surname, but long on support. It's

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Annie McGee. Amy McGee.

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Amy McGee. I

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got me too. Thanks, Annie. But what about

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24:58

Luke at nine us. Thanks

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out podcast. Now

26:47

someone

26:50

who listens to Sizzled out and

26:52

who I met recently when I was

26:54

in Perth doing shows is

26:56

a man called declan Neil

26:59

Fernandez. He's a writer and he's done a

27:01

book called horrible and

27:04

fascinating about the making of

27:06

and the disastrous release

27:08

of Exosys two.

27:10

Not the first one, made

27:12

by William Friedkin, who we regularly

27:15

speak to on this show. But the

27:17

second one made by

27:19

John Borman, and I love reading

27:21

this. I'm sure you can get it via

27:23

wherever they have books. And

27:25

one of the highlights is the constant slagging

27:29

off of Exosys two by

27:31

William Fried can now

27:33

We haven't spoken to him this year. Do you wanna dial that

27:35

number, Matt? Sure. Because

27:37

declan contacted me recently

27:39

via his in a gram

27:41

account, the man who fell to Perth, and

27:44

alerted me to a story about the

27:46

making of the first exosist

27:49

which we haven't yet gotten out of

27:51

the the master

27:53

filmmaker. So let's hope he's home.

27:55

And look Yes. Hello.

27:58

Hi. It's Tony Martin calling

27:59

again from Sizzletown, the

28:02

Polypassword. Yes. I

28:04

remember ever Huggies to get another story from

28:06

the Bank of the Exosys. I

28:08

think I think I've told you

28:11

every story. Sure. But that's one

28:13

of our listeners, Decklin

28:15

Neil Fernandez, who's written a book

28:17

about the Exorcist to

28:20

-- Oh. -- to see. -- about the second

28:22

well, you know, I had nothing to

28:25

do. Yes. We know. Why would

28:27

he do that? Why would he ride

28:29

a fork about that piece

28:31

of shit. Yeah. Terrible.

28:33

Well, no. You've told us before you

28:35

haven't seen all of this stuff. No. No. I've

28:37

seen only the first five

28:40

seconds -- Yeah. -- only that

28:42

much. That's it. Just the

28:44

the logo of the studio. That

28:46

was enough. I knew it was a

28:49

stinker. Well, why would he do a

28:51

book that, to me, makes you

28:53

a candidate for the booby

28:55

hat? Well, why But

28:57

nonetheless, he alerted us to a

28:59

story you've told -- Oh, yeah. -- about trying to

29:01

get to the great Bernard

29:03

Hermans -- Wow. -- score the film. Yeah.

29:05

That's That is true. Yes.

29:07

Bernard Herman Oscar

29:10

winner for the devil's show. The

29:12

January web good. There was some He

29:14

obviously didn't end up doing it. Yeah.

29:16

While we had completed

29:18

the first cut of the

29:21

picture, you

29:22

know the film. You know the story written

29:24

by William Peter Blattie.

29:26

We knew we had a winner. Right.

29:28

But there was no the

29:32

composer attached, and the

29:34

studio wanted a -- Yeah. -- they

29:36

wanted a hit single, you

29:38

know, a song -- Yes. -- politically inappropriate

29:40

under the Ant Credit

29:42

-- Yes. -- because they'd had a

29:44

big hit with entity

29:47

newly with a candy

29:49

man. They wanted him to score the picture.

29:51

Plus, with with musical

29:53

numbers. Yeah. That How does that work?

29:56

That's right. I don't know. Who can

29:58

make your head spin? You

29:59

know? Soapy ideas. The

30:02

x This is cat. I don't know. But

30:04

you I wasn't Yes. I

30:06

had nothing to do with the show. Yeah. Mix

30:08

is it with holy water. Sounds

30:11

terrible. It's stupid idea. I I said I'm

30:13

leaving. I'm not having anything to

30:15

do with it. So what happens

30:17

with with Herb and Well,

30:19

yeah. So I said, look,

30:21

what about the great Bernard

30:23

Herman? Who did citizen

30:25

kain's psycho? Yeah. So

30:27

he he was basically

30:29

retired. Mhmm. So I had

30:31

to fly to the

30:33

UK. I go to his house. Mhmm.

30:35

Bernard Herman says I

30:38

saw your

30:38

your rough cut, I hated

30:41

it. He hated it. I said, really, why

30:43

didn't you dislike? He said I

30:45

hated the first ten minutes of

30:47

ProLog shut in Iraq.

30:49

Oh, okay. And I said,

30:51

well, we can cut

30:51

that. He said, problem you have

30:54

is the remainder of

30:56

the picture that follows that

30:58

sequence is also very

31:01

poor. No. I said, well,

31:03

I'm sorry, but we're sticking

31:05

with it. He said, okay, come over

31:07

here closer. I can't hear you. I went

31:09

over to the great Yeah.

31:11

And he produced a violin

31:14

and started smashing me

31:16

in the face. Well, He's

31:18

a human. That's right. With this what he

31:20

said was a valuable strat of

31:23

various. He said, that's how

31:25

strongly I feel about this work

31:27

-- Mhmm. -- that I'm willing to

31:29

destroy this priceless

31:32

hero. Oh, registering

31:34

my displeasure with your work.

31:37

I said I've had enough. I'm flying

31:39

back to Hollywood. And did

31:41

you hear from him again? Yeah. Well,

31:43

when I got back, there was

31:45

a a telegraph from Bernard

31:48

Herman. He said, I'm sorry. Please

31:51

please come back to London. Mhmm.

31:53

I have more to say,

31:56

So I said, okay. I flew back -- Okay.

31:58

-- I entered his apartment. He

31:59

leaps from behind the Shea's

32:02

room with a

32:04

lead piping What?

32:06

He had to secret it on his purse and

32:08

start smashing me in the back of the head

32:10

with him. Really? That's right. So I didn't

32:12

complete what I was saying. It's

32:14

a terrible terrible film. I

32:17

said, fine. Will you score

32:19

it? He said, okay. I'll do

32:21

it. Alright. So what happened?

32:23

Well, I said, what ideas do you have? He

32:25

said, I wanna use Church

32:28

Morgan. Mhmm. I said that's

32:30

terrible. That's on the nose. I don't want

32:32

that. It's all cliche.

32:34

I want no

32:36

sense of a religious

32:39

instrumentation whatsoever. When

32:41

he finished pounding my

32:44

face with a tire iron,

32:46

Well, he said, okay. I'll I'll go in

32:48

a different direction. So what did he come

32:50

up with?

32:51

Well, he he spent

32:54

eighteen months on the score.

32:56

We had to delay the release

32:58

five times. And

33:00

when we saw what

33:02

he'd done, it

33:04

was entirely scored using

33:07

slide whistles. What? Slide

33:10

whistles? Yes. Like you

33:12

might hear the Hannibal

33:14

Baubert cartoon. Oh.

33:16

So when the when Regan's

33:19

head starts rotating. It's kind

33:21

of a No. Let

33:23

me see. Totally inappropriate.

33:26

When the

33:28

priest fell down the staircase at the end. It was

33:31

punctuated with I'm

33:37

going that's does not

33:39

play. And Herman said,

33:41

fine. Come call. I said, I'm not coming

33:43

anywhere near you. Mhmm. I had

33:45

him thrown out into the street. I

33:47

said, fuck fish. I'm going to

33:49

tower records. Tower records

33:51

in Manhattan. Yeah. I told

33:53

my assistant to blindfold me --

33:55

Mhmm. -- and just push

33:57

me into the store. What? That's right. So you

33:59

can make a random selection. Correct.

34:02

I I'm gonna just choose

34:04

The fur this is a true

34:07

story. This is how we settled on

34:09

Michael Field. Really? I was

34:11

pushed into the store I picked

34:13

up the first LP that I could reach -- Mhmm.

34:15

-- and I looked at the cover. And

34:17

you know who it

34:20

was by? Was it

34:22

It was by an Australian

34:24

called ugly days. Oh.

34:27

It was called grand spicy.

34:30

No. That one really. I

34:32

put it on in the booth. He was

34:34

like a humorous,

34:36

his remarks, Got it. Body ditties. I

34:38

can't underscore the exercises

34:41

with fan dance Fannie.

34:44

So I said, okay. I'll go again. Sure. So

34:46

I reached this was when I discovered

34:50

tubular valves

34:52

five Michael Field was a low Sally. Yeah. What wasn't it a big

34:54

hit at the at the top? No. This was

34:57

before it -- Okay. -- hit. Was

34:59

in the church. No

35:02

one had third of

35:03

this record. And I

35:06

said, great. This is said, put

35:08

it on Perfect.

35:10

That's the score for the absences. But

35:12

I had not yet removed

35:15

my blindfold. Oh. And

35:17

suddenly, I fell a pounding

35:19

on the back of my skull. It

35:21

was Bernard Herb. Oh, no. How about

35:23

track me down to this record store?

35:25

And I always beating me with well,

35:27

corn cobs. He he

35:30

got corn cobs and put them in

35:32

a stock. I

35:34

was just winding up and just unloading on

35:36

my skull for ten, fifteen minutes

35:38

until I was rescued by Oscar

35:42

winner, Shelley Winters -- Oh.

35:44

-- who just happened to be driving

35:47

past the store. So how

35:49

did

35:49

you proceed with the with the music?

35:52

Well, I what happened was I

35:54

contacted the studio. I

35:56

said, get me old field. I

35:58

want this guy to

36:00

score the entire picture --

36:02

Mhmm. -- with his spooky music of

36:04

piano. So he agrees.

36:06

Yeah. Wow. there was some confusion. Right.

36:08

It turns out they tracked

36:10

down a man by the name of

36:12

Paul. Paul.

36:16

you know. Yeah. You know what I mean? performs

36:18

under the stage name

36:20

mister Methane. Yes. He

36:24

Yeah. Yeah. How would you describe it? This is

36:26

what's called controlled anal

36:29

vise. Yeah. It's a Yes.

36:32

Well, it's it's farting. That's the only

36:34

thing. like that

36:36

segment you have on your

36:38

program that odd

36:40

burps. So Yeah. It's I was worried. It's

36:42

welcome. Is it okay? Yeah. So

36:44

so Yes. So we get

36:48

back the score -- Right. -- and it was unusable.

36:50

So they don't actual

36:52

music. I was told it was

36:54

the doer on run, but I

36:56

I could

36:58

not wreck guys, any notes. So how do you how you fix

37:00

that? Well, eventually, we

37:02

got the right old field. The

37:04

rest is

37:06

us skirt winning history. Of course. Yeah. I do recall

37:08

at the premiere with Bernard

37:12

Hermann. Yes. left

37:14

down from the mezzanine began

37:16

smashing me with a ball r.

37:18

Oh, god. But he was very complimentary.

37:22

Okay. Well, a

37:23

happy ending. Sure. Hi. Thanks for

37:25

for this. What's going

37:28

on? your friend

37:30

who's written this

37:32

misguided book

37:33

Like the story. Well, we'll yes.

37:36

I'll I'll pass that on. And,

37:38

hi, thanks again. Get

37:40

sure. Callback. anytime.

37:43

Yes. Thank you,

37:46

mister Frieden. We have run

37:48

way over tonight, Matt, my apologies

37:50

to the podcast comes on after this

37:52

one, I think, is somehow related with Dave and Glen. Sorry, guys. Thank

37:54

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38:12

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38:14

Gretel Killeen. And hey, we'll meet

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you back here this

38:18

time next month for our season

38:20

finale, that one always runs way

38:22

over. Hopefully, Pete Smith will be here

38:24

and dancing cheers.

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38:33

window.

38:56

Bloody broad

39:00

riding

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39:05

confusing and distracting.

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Hey, this is a bit of a soft

39:34

coke shock.

39:39

They said

39:42

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39:45

another song. After the music at me

39:48

and that goes on so long. I'm

39:51

supposed to collect a spaniard

39:53

up in Danny, no.

39:55

I told her time to see

39:58

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