Finally! (Or is it finely?) We got around to recording the podcast this week. Today's special guest is our brother Ian Parissi, who has come to complete the brotherly triumvirate and offer his opinions on the weird stories we find. Today's we discuss possible pedophile Elmo, the legal age of consent across North America, creepy fan-fiction, D-bag of the week John Schnatter of Papa John's, the closure of Hostess and subsequent mass Facebook hysteria over the possibility of never eating another Twinkie, and the merits of seceding from the Union. All this, PLUS a long winded Twilight rant and the Perfect Strangers theme song! Get in here and enjoy!