Slags: Check (Will Brown)

Piles: Check (Will Brown's mossy crevice)

Diversity: Check (if ginger's count as marginalised minorities)

Charisma: Check (once we edit out the long pauses while we confer with the writing team)

Theme: Check (if no-theme is itself a theme)

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