This week on Total Movie Recall, Steve and Ryan wonder why kids are scared of the stupidest boogeymen. The Leprechaun haunted Ryan for his entire childhood, waiting in dark corners, making it unable for him to pee in the middle of the night. If only he had watched the movie when he was seven years old, and seen how stupid, unscary, unwitty, and half-assed this boring, lazy movie is, he wouldn’t have wasted another second being scared. The Leprechaun can’t even be bothered to turn limericks into dirty rhymes. Nantucket! It rhymes itself!

Leprechaun (1993)

d. Mark Jones

Starring:
Warwick Davis
Jennifer Aniston
Ken Olandt

Dan O'Grady steals 100 gold coins from a leprechaun while on vacation in Ireland. The leprechaun follows him home, but Dan locks the him in a crate, held at bay by a four-leaf clover. Ten years later, J.D. Redding and his daughter, Tory, rent O'Grady's property for the summer. When their new neighbors accidentally release the leprechaun, he goes on a murderous rampage to reclaim his gold.

Things discussed in the show:

The words "Cop Salon" sounds better than "Cellar Door"

Donnie Darko

Tolkien (Dome Karukoski, David Gleeson, Stephen Beresford, Nicholas Hoult, Lily Collins, Colm Meaney)

The difference between New Mexico, North Dakota and Los Angeles, California

Badlands (Terrence Malick, Martin Sheen, Sissy Spacek, Warren Oates)

Carrie (Brian De Palma, Stephen King (novel), Lawrence D. Cohen, Sissy Spacek, Piper Laurie, Amy Irving)

Coal Miner's Daughter (Michael Apted, Thomas Rickman, Loretta Lynn, Sissy Spacek, Tommy Lee Jones, Levon Helm)

The Invisible Man (#metoo, Leigh Whannell, Elisabeth Moss, Oliver Jackson-Cohen, Harriet Dyer)

The Vow (NXIVM, Anthony Ames, Sarah Edmondson, Bonnie Piesse, Karim Amer, Jehane Noujaim, Mark Vicente)

Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich (Lisa Bryant, Michael Reiter, Annie Farmer, Shawna Rivera)

Scientology vs. NXIVM

Jonestown and Jim Jones

Justin Beiber and Kanye West leading the next wave of sexy young Christians

Cobra Kai season 2 (Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg, Josh Heald, William Zabka, Tanner Buchanan, Mary Mouser, Ralph Macchio, Jacob Bertrand, Xolo Maridueña, Courtney Henggeler)

The Karate Kid (John G. Avildsen, Robert Mark Kamen, Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita, Elisabeth Shue)

Rocky (John G. Avildsen, Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burt Young)

Last of Us (Bruce Straley, Neil Druckmann, Troy Baker, Ashley Johnson, Hana Hayes)

Krav Maga vs. MMA vs. Shotokan Karate vs. Boxing vs. Muay Thai

Avatar The Last Airbender (Michael Dante DiMartino, Bryan Konietzko, Zach Tyler, Jack De Sena, Dee Bradley Baker, Dave Filoni, Lauren MacMullan, Mae Whitman, Dante Basco, Michaela Jill Murphy) (

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Joss Whedon, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Anthony Head, James Marsters, Emma Caulfield Ford)

The Boys (Garth Ennis, Eric Kripke, Karl Urban, Jack Quaid, Antony Starr, Erin Moriarty, Dominique McElligott, Jessie T. Usher, Laz Alonso, Chace Crawford, Tomer Capon, Karen Fukuhara, Nathan Mitchell, Colby Minifie)

Lovecraft Country (Misha Green, Jonathan Majors, Jurnee Smollett, Courtney B. Vance, Aunjanue Ellis, Wunmi Mosaku, Michael Kenneth Williams)

Sundown Towns

Ratched (Ryan Murphy, Evan Romansky, Sarah Paulson, Finn Wittrock, Cynthia Nixon)

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (Milos Forman, Lawrence Hauben, Bo Goldman, Jack Nicholson, Louise Fletcher, Michael Berryman, Ken Kesey, Scatman Crothers, Danny DeVito)

Nip/Tuck (Ryan Murphy, Dylan Walsh, Julian McMahon, Joely Richardson)

Glee (Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk, Ryan Murphy, Lea Michele, Jane Lynch, Matthew Morrison)

American Horror Story (Brad Falchuk, Ryan Murphy, Lady Gaga, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Evan Peters, Sarah Paulson, Denis O'Hare)

Santa Sangre (Alejandro Jodorowsky, Axel Jodorowsky, Blanca Guerra, Guy Stockwell)

Q&A (Sidney Lumet, Edwin Torres (book), Nick Nolte, Timothy Hutton, Armand Assante)

Nick Nolte / Gary Busey Impractical Jokers

Joe Bob Briggs at the Drive-in and Monstervision

The Verdict (Sidney Lumet, David Mamet, Paul Newman, Charlotte Rampling, Jack Warden)

Dog Day Afternoon (Frank Pierson, Al Pacino, John Cazale, Penelope Allen)

Serpico (Sidney Lumet, Peter Maas (book), Waldo Salt (screenplay), Al Pacino, John Randolph, Jack Kehoe)

Rumpelstiltskin (Mark Jones, Joe Ruby, Max Grodénchik, John Ducey, Kim Johnston Ulrich)

Child's Play (Tom Holland, Don Mancini, Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent, Chucky)

My Buddy doll

Killer Klowns From Outer Space

Nightmare on Elm Street - Freddy's Dead The Final Nightmare (Rachel Talalay, Wes Craven, Robert Englund, Lisa Zane, Shon Greenblatt)

Tremors (Ron Underwood, Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, Finn Carter)

Leprechaun 2 (Rodman Flender, Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath, Shevonne Durkin)

Four Weddings and a Funeral (Mike Newell, Richard Curtis, Hugh Grant, Andie MacDowell, James Fleet)

Leprechaun 4 in Space (Brian Trenchard-Smith, Warwick Davis, Brent Jasmer, Jessica Collins)

Leprechaun 5 in the Hood (Rob Spera, Warwick Davis, Ice-T, Anthony Montgomery)

Roger Corman

Troma Entertainment

Transmorphers (Leigh Scott, Matthew Wolf, Amy Weber, Shaley Scott)

Friends (David Crane, Marta Kauffman, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer)

Horrible Bosses (Seth Gordon, Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis)

Dan Quayle

U2

The I.R.A. (Irish Republican Army)

Lucky Charms

The Crying Game (Neil Jordan, Stephen Rea, Jaye Davidson, Forest Whitaker)

Four Leaf Clovers and fairy folk

Next week: The Return to Oz