This week we start off with awkward interactions and some how get all the way to 9/11 and childhood trauma? Thanks for listening in and don't forget to subscribe if you haven't already!

Social Norms

Jul 29th, 2020 39m 27s

This week on Totes Ma Gotes we realize that we're outsiders from societal norms and discuss why you should join us out here!

Maybe New Years Resolutions?

Jul 15th, 2020 39m 55s

Our A.D.D. kicked in hard this episode and we went totally off subject. I honestly have no idea what we rambled on about so enjoy the chaos that ensues.

Plastic Surgery

Jun 24th, 2020 41m 17s

We dive into our experiences with plastic and elective surgery.

Social Media

Jun 17th, 2020 37m 54s

We dive into the drug that is social media and how much we hate it but need it. That being said, be sure to follow us, rate and subscribe!!

Marriage

Jun 2nd, 2020 40m 3s

Listen in on our dark views of marriage! Don't get married kids! But DO subscribe and we'll see you next week!

Alcohol

May 25th, 2020 42m 57s

"Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Not actually Ben Franklin. We dive into our alcoholism and the fun it gets us into.Please rate, review and subscribe!

The English Language

May 19th, 2020 40m 47s

This week we talk about our inability to speak the English language.

Unplanned Pregnancies

May 13th, 2020 40m 19s

In this episode we talk about the "Oh Fuck" moment of finding out you're pregnant along with a fun unknown fact about one of our hosts. Remember to subscribe and rate wherever you listen to podcasts!

Double Standards

May 7th, 2020 33m 31s

Here we go again. This time we talk about double standards, the art of nudes, and more weird and twisted things. Thanks for listening and please subscribe and share!

Orgasms

Apr 29th, 2020 39m 52s

We're back to talking about sex again... I swear we just pull these topics from a hat. Listen in as we discuss the male and female perspective of the orgasm.

Reiki Healing

Apr 13th, 2020 37m 28s

You guys are still listening?! This time we talk about Reiki healing and find out we have ADHD and can't stay on topic. Hopefully we'll see you guys again next week!

Circumcision

Apr 6th, 2020 35m 15s

Tag along on another wild ride here. We touch on anteaters, genital mutilation, and ancient Greek orgies! Subscribe and share to keep us on the air!

Pets

Mar 23rd, 2020 38m 54s

In our first real episode we talk about pets, goats and ass play? Just give it a listen and laugh along with or at us. Don't forget to subscribe to see what non-sense comes out next week!!

What To Expect On Totes Ma Gotes

Mar 15th, 2020 33m 26s

After weeks of trial and error we finally put together a compilation episode from our first few trial runs. We'll be uploading episodes weekly in our regular form. Thanks for listening and we'll see you next week!

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