In this Very Special Episode of Tracked and Targeted, Kurt, Kruiser, & Katz ask 5 of the most important questions about the holidays. They also reveal secrets of a Hollywood Christmas party and determine whether or not you can celebrate the holidays without the Romans and The Horror.

How Do You Celebrate Christmas?

Play along at home and let us know your answers in the comment section below.

1. To celebrate the reason for the season:
A. I reflect and go to Mass at least twice.
B. I celebrate with a puppet show and the pastor’s guitar solo.
C. I decorate my 2nd Amendment Christmas Tree.
D. I fear the return of The Hessians.

2. My Favorite Christmas Special Is:
A. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
B. A Charlie Brown Christmas
C. Die Hard
D. Porky’s
E. Apocalypse Now
F. The Very Special Episode of Tracked and Targeted

3. In 50 words or fewer, please answer this question of the ages:
How does Tony Katz know so much about A Charlie Brown Christmas?

4. I like to spend Christmas _____________ with my family
A. Killing European leftists
B. Recovering from Kurt’s birthday party
C. Going out for Chinese
D. Other

5. Blake Lively or Paris Hilton:

And if you stuck with us through the end, here’s Alex Jones attacking Michelle Malkin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu_WhkBF90Q