1:58

Whoa!

2:02

Yeah, something else man. Yeah,

2:04

I have a big deal. Ah!

2:08

Jesus Christ! What the

2:10

fuck is that? What the fuck is

2:12

that, Ricky? That's my

2:15

jumping spider. Jumping spider right on. Man,

2:18

you're breaking shit! What

2:21

are you doing to my breaking shit? Ricky, what's that? It's wax.

2:25

You know what? This is the greatest place to

2:27

be right now on mushrooms, boys. I can't wait to scare them. Here,

2:30

you're tearing it all down. Fuck it again.

2:34

Just look at the fucking eyeball. Yeah,

2:36

I mean it's pretty

2:37

good. Ah! That's

2:40

old meat! Ricky! You

2:44

got some fucking bacon hangin' from the ceiling, man. And

2:46

some meat lockers. Man, a

2:48

fucking meat locker. I'm getting used

2:50

to plastic shit, man. Where's the off

2:52

switch on this cocksucker? You keep sternalin'

2:55

me. Where'd I go? Ricky,

2:58

what did I step in?

2:59

Just some stuff you showed me stuff in the back there, for

3:01

sure. I stepped on something that squished

3:03

me. Yeah, it's a piece of bacon, man. Oh,

3:06

for fuck's sake. Ricky, why would you put real

3:08

bacon on the ceiling? It's a fucking

3:11

nightmare. I'm all tangled up in it. Fuck!

3:16

Ricky, you're not supposed to use real netting. Now

3:18

I'm hooked in it. Rose, what's

3:20

that? Now I'm

3:23

hooked in it. Rose,

3:25

man. Can you get me out doin' it? Just

3:28

suck, bubs. I'm tangled up.

3:32

Fuck, you're not tangled up in the bacon. Tangled

3:34

in my glass. Ricky,

3:36

it's all over me. You can't

3:39

have kids in here, Ricky. Why? Because

3:42

they're gonna get, there's choking hazards and you

3:44

gotta think safety. You just throw up

3:46

fucking old rotten bacon and there's an urge

3:49

to this. It's a meat locker. There's

3:52

an urge to make in a haunted house and you can't

3:54

do it like this. I don't know, man. I think

3:56

it fucking kicks ass, bubs. Man, I made you

3:58

guys some food. famous meatloaf

4:01

from hell and some fucking

4:03

hell potatoes. Hell

4:07

potatoes. Bob's,

4:10

you've got a fucking big long black

4:12

hair in your drink, bud. Oh, that's

4:15

one of my vampire hairs. That's to make

4:17

it scary. You want some food, Bobs? It's a bit

4:19

curdled, bud. I would like some of your hell,

4:21

meatloaf from hell. I enjoy your meatloaf

4:24

from hell. Ricky, why would you- You look like a fucking head.

4:28

Ricky, why would you build that? Take the

4:30

time to make a light bright

4:32

cock. That was me on drugs. 2am.

4:36

That's

4:39

not too bad.

4:40

Light bright cock. It's a little

4:42

pumpkin with a cock on top of it. Remember

4:45

the commercial for it? Light bright

4:47

making cock with light. Fuck,

4:50

man. I get spiderwebs shit all over

4:52

me. I know. Me too,

4:54

man. Sucks. Here, I'm going to put my teeth

4:56

in, boy. Fuckin' dee. Man,

5:02

I got to do my fucking mouthful. My hands full of bacon, man. Ah,

5:04

stop your fucking whining. Look

5:06

at this. I am raccoon. Hey.

5:11

Hey. So what are you? You're a...like

5:14

a banker? I'm a

5:16

vampire. Oh.

5:19

Look, watch this. Retractable teeth. Ready?

5:21

Ready? Look.

5:21

Oh, I'm not a vampire.

5:24

Yes, I am. Good work, man. Good work,

5:26

man. That wasn't that smooth, but... Now watch. No,

5:29

I'm

5:30

just hanging out here at the bank doing

5:32

nothing.

5:35

You look fucked. You

5:39

look absolutely fucked. These teeth have drawn

5:41

me nuts. Yeah, these get a lot

5:43

of...they create a lot of saliva.

5:46

All right, man. Did I get a meatloaf? Help us

5:48

off, man. I got to say, Rick, I'm pretty impressed

5:51

with this fucking...what you put into this, man. Ricky,

5:53

you offered me meatloaf and hell

5:55

potatoes. Oh, you want some? Well, you offered it

5:57

to me, and then you told me to help my...

7:23

I'm

8:00

gonna bring it back. But

8:02

you know what? I don't know,

8:04

what the fuck is this? When am I?

8:07

In Ghoul? No, you look like maybe-

8:10

Dream Reaper? Failed Rocky? Rocky.

8:13

Oh yeah, it kinda does look like a Rocky thing, doesn't it? You

8:16

look like a druid, but- I'm a druid.

8:19

But a two-molecular druid. How's

8:21

the meatloaf? It's quite delicious.

8:25

What was it shaped as, Ricky? He

8:27

always knew it was shaped. Peace. You're

8:30

eating his cheek. What's

8:32

it, whose face? Just some random dude.

8:35

You should've showed them before you cut it up. What

8:37

else could you do, a face and what else? Just

8:40

another thing, blob. You

8:43

said you were gonna do a foot, but I don't know.

8:45

I guess you could call it a foot, I don't know.

8:48

Here's a foot. Oh

8:51

man, I'm eating his meatloaf. Where

8:53

did you get all this stuff? You stole all this-

8:56

Look at that, he's got tons of fucking

8:58

limbs and shit. Look at this dude.

9:01

Beer bomb.

9:04

Beer bomb. So

9:08

you do it through his spine.

9:10

Spine. Okay,

9:14

well.

9:16

All right. Is the contest running? The

9:19

contest is on right now. No, no, no,

9:21

no. Yeah, it is. It's not. It's

9:24

not? Yes, it is. Yes. Yes,

9:26

it is. How's the date today? Search the 27. All

9:30

right, it's on, it's on, man. What

9:33

the fuck was that thing? Should we remind people? All

9:39

right, we've got a Halloween contest on

9:41

right now. Send pictures in

9:43

or videos of you dressed up. And

9:46

what do they win? They win a bunch of shit, like

9:48

fucking a signed autograph

9:51

or something, some shirts. I

9:53

don't know. You had one of your memberships to swan? Yeah.

9:57

A signed autograph. So is that like

9:59

an autograph? that somebody put a signature

10:01

onto? From, I don't know, from us

10:03

I guess. I don't fucking know. Get rid of this

10:05

shit, man. I'm done. Where

10:09

do they sign up? Trailerparkboys.com? Trailerparkboys.com,

10:12

Buzz. I don't know, man. I don't... You

10:15

tag on the socials. You

10:17

load up your pictures at Trailerparkboys.com.

10:20

There's all surprises for Best Ricky, Best

10:22

Julian, and Best Mobles. Correct. So

10:25

you tag us on socials or use the hashtag TPBHalloweenwin

10:30

all kinds of shit. We might even

10:32

throw in a piece of your meatloaf, eh, Ricky? You

10:34

should throw in some meatloaf. Maybe even

10:36

a foot. I'm

10:39

just sawing my feet.

10:41

Alright, maybe a hand.

10:43

One of these things. So in that hand, wow. That

10:46

hand that's in the grapes, they

10:48

get that too, alright? You

10:51

don't want to fucking... Okay,

10:53

you know, I heard those movies. Never

10:55

heard of them. Yes, you have. Ricky,

10:57

we've watched it 50 times. Die Hard. Yeah,

11:00

it was a Halloween movie. You know who

11:02

almost got that role? He was offered the role. And I don't

11:04

know, man. It would have changed fucking

11:06

everything. Christopher Plummer. Who?

11:10

Christopher Plummer? No,

11:12

man. In Die Hard. Die Hard. So

11:15

not

11:16

just alone. But you know what? No. That would

11:18

have been awesome. And so have. That

11:21

would have been awesome as well. Okay, no. Guess

11:23

who it was. This is

11:25

fucking... I can't even imagine it,

11:27

but yeah, maybe. Frank Sinatra.

11:30

What the fuck? Old fucking blue eyes. No, he didn't.

11:33

Yeah, he did, man. He offered

11:35

him the role through it. Think about it. Die Hard

11:37

won. That was a long time ago. And I think

11:39

he was pretty old at the time, but... He

11:42

was off the roll and he said, fuck. Man,

11:44

where did you read that on the onion? No, man. That's

11:47

not real. There's no way. It

11:49

is real. There's no way. I'm telling you, man, it's

11:51

real. I thought somebody else got offered

11:53

the role. Not him. He was on

11:55

the... Fine. Oh my God. Do

11:58

I have to fucking start doing this every other night?

15:43

or

16:00

you get the fucking racquetball fired up. She

16:02

heard it was happening. She's got some family members to go over, and they're

16:04

like, and she's like, and I guess the contractor's

16:07

being an asshole. She's like, I wanna see the permit. Shows

16:10

her the permit, yeah, wrong address. Wrong

16:12

fucking place. Stupid cocksuckers.

16:16

So who has to give her a new house? The

16:18

company? It's in fucking battle right

16:20

now. I would say. I

16:24

would think the guy that brought the

16:26

racquetball would have to

16:28

give her a new one, wouldn't he?

16:30

Don't fucking do something for her. You

16:32

don't think? Well, I'd say it's

16:34

the contractor or whatever. It said fuck, go

16:36

tear it down. I

16:38

don't know if somebody's just fucking down there. Somebody's

16:41

really down there. Oh, she needs,

16:43

somebody's gotta get her a new house, obviously.

16:46

Probably not gonna happen, man. No,

16:48

cause they're probably dealing with crazy. Fuck, the lucky

16:50

cocksuckers like you. Not like me,

16:52

man, but the, there's rules for

16:54

a reason. If you knocked that lady's house down by

16:56

accident, would you get her a new one, or would you talk your

16:58

way out? Where the fuck am I gonna get money to build

17:00

another house? No, I mean, you're gonna pay

17:03

for the demolition job. How

17:05

much do you think those guys get paid, man? That

17:08

would, maybe she's probably not gonna pay. I might build her

17:10

a shed afterwards. Feel

17:13

bad, for like a minute maybe.

17:15

We should get super fucked tonight and

17:17

just hang out. I'm doing, I'm there with you. I

17:20

will. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

17:22

man. Mushrooms? No

17:25

mushrooms. Why can't we hang out in my

17:27

haunted shed? It's,

17:30

maybe it's close to being this cool.

17:33

It's a bit small. It's too small, man. You

17:36

can put four sheds oil in there. I put an extra

17:38

wing out there. I don't wanna be like Purdy and on

17:40

a bunk bed all night, but no offense.

17:42

Supposed to be cold tonight too. Yeah, fuck that

17:44

up. I put up a corn maze for fuck's sakes.

17:47

I'm actually calling the coach too, cause I'm trying to put up

17:49

a corn maze. Well, I bought

17:51

all the corn and I potted it. I

17:53

put it in pots and I mean, it's not very

17:55

hard to get out of it cause you can see right through.

17:59

That is not really. I bought 50 stocks at

18:02

Gohokwe. You

18:05

can walk through. Bubs. If

18:08

I get fucked up enough, I'll try it later. I will too. I

18:11

bet you you couldn't get through it. I'm

18:13

pretty good at mazes. I

18:16

should put some tarps around it so you can't

18:18

see through the other side of the corn. I

18:20

did a hedge maze somewhere. Maybe

18:22

that was just a video game.

18:25

Jesus Christ. You

18:27

know those motherfuckers that walk around

18:29

that get the mobile shrines? They carry them? Nope.

18:33

On their shoulders? No idea. On the big log

18:35

thingies? You know what I mean? Sounds fucked.

18:38

No, it is fucked, but they've been doing this for like

18:40

forever. You know, there's crews

18:42

down the street. These dudes. See

18:45

that dude? No, I've never seen that dude. They do

18:47

this once a year anyway. Oh yeah. They

18:49

walk for quite a distance. Yeah, that's kind of cool. Those fucking guys.

18:52

I don't know why. Do you want

18:54

to see what happens to these motherfuckers? I don't even

18:56

know what happens to them. Sometimes

18:59

their bodies? They get calluses on their shoulders

19:01

after a while. And this is doing it once a year.

19:05

That does not look normal. What the fuck is that? Those

19:07

are thumbs from the fucking shit on

19:09

that shoulder. That's not from once a year, but I

19:11

hate to tell you. Well, they must be practicing,

19:13

man, because that's what it said in this article. Why do you think that's?

19:16

Look at that. That's a fuckup. They

19:18

need Dr. Pimple Popper. No, that's not even

19:20

a pimple, man. It's like skin. I don't know.

19:23

They rest the thing. Look, I've

19:25

carried things as heavy as those guys, and

19:27

I don't have a fucking bullshit. I

19:30

don't look like that. It's a great honor to have these fucking

19:32

things on you. I've carried ten fucking

19:34

shopping carts on my back. You know who's saying it's a great

19:36

honor? The guy that has them. This guy. He's

19:39

like, check that out. I got them all over

19:41

my neck, my shoulders. Yeah. Say,

19:44

look, that's fucked up. I

19:46

think it's an implant. You know how much this

19:48

guy's getting banged because of those things on his shoulders?

19:51

A lot. Yeah. He's

19:53

like, this guy's a fucking spirit

19:56

because he's got shoulder tips. He's

19:58

got shoulder poops.

20:39

That's

22:00

huge man. Ooh, you could

22:02

get tangled up in that cocksucker. You could get tangled up

22:04

in that man. That's fucked. If I

22:06

saw one of those I'd be like, what in the fuck?

22:09

But couldn't you if you had it, he can't

22:11

hurt you from the top, right? I think

22:13

you can just jump around the top part of it. Yeah, couldn't

22:15

you just use him as like a big, you know, like a

22:17

beanbag chair? Like an air match?

22:20

Yeah. Just lay on him. I

22:22

bet she's comfortable as fuck. Take it for a

22:24

ride, man. No, I mean, if

22:26

I had one and I killed it, I could put it in my

22:28

shed. I could put it in my shed and just have a nice...

22:31

Tilled it. Those things start to smell though, man. He'd

22:33

be like a nice mattress topper. He'd be

22:35

good for a bit. You'd want to like throw some

22:37

water on it every now and then. I want to fucking have

22:39

a jellyfish and mattress topper.

22:43

That's going to be my new thing for 2024. Rabbits.

22:48

They get to be

22:48

big. The flinnest giant rabbit

22:50

can grow up to four feet long. Yeah, man. We

22:53

weigh 15 pounds. That's like a little, little

22:55

fucking rabbit. He'd weigh

22:57

more than 15. Well, four feet long is what freaked

22:59

me the fuck out. But if he's four

23:02

feet long and he weighs 15 pounds, right,

23:04

he's a both topics. He's a little guy. He's

23:07

a broom rabbit. Maybe

23:09

he was 150 pounds. It's got to be 150

23:12

because a 15-pound four-foot rabbit,

23:14

he'd be like a broom handle. A rabbit

23:17

this big is 15 fucking pounds. The

23:21

Japanese spider crab can

23:24

grow... Six hundred feet. Grow

23:27

to have 12-foot legs. Whoa.

23:30

That would freak you. He's a big eatin'.

23:33

His legs are longer than like higher

23:35

than the ceiling. Right. That's a fucking...

23:39

Are they good eatin'? I didn't find

23:41

out about that. You'd have to put them in about nine

23:43

pounds of butter, but fuck, he'd be good. I

23:46

could eat a nine-foot fucking crab leg. I'd try.

23:50

Salamanders. The Chinese

23:52

giant salamander could grow up to six feet long.

23:55

110 pounds. Six-foot salamander. Yes. I

23:58

didn't know it was something like that. Well

24:01

that's like a Komodo dragon. But

24:04

it's a salamander. The ones you find are a fucking boulder. That

24:06

would freak me the fuck up and it

24:08

makes us sound like a baby crying. Because

24:13

it ate one. I mean I know we know how big

24:15

a blue whale is but I don't

24:17

think I knew they were 98 feet long. Yeah

24:20

that's a big boy. That's

24:23

a big fella. You know when you see a hundred

24:25

feet. When you see a hundred foot yard

24:27

that's as long as the whale. Fuck.

24:31

And did you know they can jump

24:33

out of the water three or four hundred feet? Straight

24:37

up. Shut up. They can if they get up enough feet.

24:41

If they get up enough feet they can go three or four

24:43

hundred feet straight up. Come over and come back

24:45

down. I'd love

24:48

to see that. Perfect nosedive and

24:50

then they go back down to seven thousand

24:52

feet. Wouldn't that set off like a tsunami? No

24:55

because he goes in like straight so

24:57

it's like a diver. A splashless dive.

25:01

Do you guys remember when movie trailers used to be

25:03

like after the movie? No. That's

25:07

why they're called mailers. They used to

25:09

run after movies. I don't remember. Why?

25:13

They still do that on the airplane don't they? Send

25:15

a black Zodiac? I don't

25:17

fucking know man. Fast forward through the

25:19

end of the credits and I'll be there waiting for you. No.

25:23

I'm not going to let that out there boys.

25:26

Trailers used to play at the end of the movies. That's

25:30

why it was called a trailer. Trailer.

25:33

Wow. I didn't know that. They should

25:35

have come up

25:36

with a different word. The trailer to me is something you haul behind

25:38

your truck.

25:39

But that's what it was Ricky. It was trailing

25:41

behind the movie. Ah gotcha.

25:44

They were hauling it along you know

25:47

through the whole movie. It's pulling this other

25:49

little short movie.

25:51

They were

25:53

hauling it.

25:54

Alright. Okay man. Do we

25:56

have any Halloween facts today boys? What's a Halloween even mean?

25:59

my mind but I can't figure it out cuz I'm too

26:02

fucked. Okay. According

26:04

to the record holder for tallest waffle

26:06

stack,

26:07

Guinness

26:09

World Records has a 40 page document

26:11

defining what a waffle is. 40 pages?

26:15

Yeah man. Where

26:18

are you getting your, what fucking website

26:20

are you on? Mind is blown. You're

26:22

on some silly website that makes

26:25

up stuff. I have no idea what that means.

26:28

Oh you're on lies.com.

26:30

Look at that. Lies man,

26:33

this is all true shit. There's

26:35

no way Guinness has a 40 page document

26:38

defining what a waffle is. No, I'm

26:40

not buying it.

26:41

They sure fucking do just like Frank Sinatra.

26:44

You said no but is it yeah.

26:46

No, only because they were forced to. Yeah.

26:50

Fuck. According

26:52

to one study, most dogs reach peak

26:55

cuteness between six and

26:58

eight weeks old.

26:59

That's the cutest. What

27:00

about cats? What about kids? Don't

27:05

fucking know man. Kids. Some keep getting

27:07

uglier, some get better looking. Is

27:10

that what happened to your mother? Just

27:14

kept getting uglier. Ricky,

27:23

what's the big bucket of punch? You

27:26

didn't even offer us any. I forgot about

27:29

it. You got to try it at least man. Well

27:31

don't put it in with my existing drink. Get

27:35

it in a cup for me. Okay, you

27:38

got it yeah we got to do this right. You

27:42

got to do it. See that's not full of

27:44

drop. That

27:46

you could pretty much probably light on fire.

27:48

Better than those fucking cookies. Wowzers.

27:52

Booze in it? Oh yeah. Yeah.

27:55

Room shine. Woo.

27:57

How about this, put a little grape in there. No

27:59

I don't want grapes just I don't like

28:01

grapes they're rotten Julian they're rotten

28:05

you want a little stem oh there you go that's

28:11

great all right you know

28:13

what boys I gotta I gotta do something

28:15

no no no don't fucking crave

28:18

some my drink man one fucking Halloween

28:20

Halloween drink for Julian come

28:25

on man one one Halloween fact there we go Halloween

28:28

fact I don't fucking know um

28:32

it's on the same day every year

28:35

I've got no facts for Halloween I think we've

28:37

already said them okay I look some

28:40

up okay before the one so

28:43

it originated yes Halloween

28:45

originated in Sweden in the

28:48

1600s

28:50

what

28:54

yes I was a it's weeded

28:56

yes in the 60 you know

28:58

what I want to do I want to start a partition

29:01

to get everyone to sign it the Halloween is always

29:03

the last Saturday and fucking

29:06

October I'm for it let's

29:09

do it on the 31st doesn't matter it's always

29:11

on a Saturday who do we talk to the government who's

29:13

making these decisions the

29:15

Halloween world leader of guess

29:18

World Halloween Commission the WHC

29:20

okay we want the WHC to fucking

29:23

selves

29:24

fuck themselves

29:25

well I think hundreds in Sweden there was

29:27

a guy that

29:30

used to bite people yeah on

29:32

the neck well that's a fun little and

29:34

suck their blood okay all right

29:36

I gotta go I don't give a fuck it blows

29:39

gargantuan cocks to have Halloween like on

29:41

a Monday I know man I know

29:43

I know you don't even want

29:45

to know how it originated no because

29:47

you're 1600s

29:50

there was a guy lived in Sweden he was biting people

29:52

okay in Sweden

29:54

Sweden doesn't seem to be like boy he kind of plays

29:56

man it was in the 1600s now he's

29:59

I bit a guy on the neck and sucked his blood

30:02

out. All of it drained

30:04

him. Okay. Got every fucking

30:06

drop out of him. And then the next day the guy's

30:09

walking around alive and

30:12

they're like, well, that's impossible cause you have no

30:14

blood in you. Cause Dougie there

30:16

fucking drank it all. That's the pub.

30:18

Okay. The pub was closing. That's

30:20

the part I left out. The pub that was last

30:22

called Dougie's like, no. Well,

30:25

he's been drinking all night. So he's probably

30:27

got a lot of liquor in his blood. So

30:29

here, and he bit him and sucked his blood out. And

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he got a much better buzz on

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cause all the alcohol in him.

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Then he, everybody knew that he had

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no blood in him. Okay. Next

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day he walks into the pub and he's like, Hey,

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what happened last night? I blacked out. I don't remember.

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And he was totally fine. So

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they were like, Oh, he raised from the dead.

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So then they were like, let's make a, let's

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make a holiday out of it and

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call it Halloween. Cause they

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found him in the hallway.

31:01

Buzz,

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you're fucking shaking. They found him in the hallway of

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the pub. Dead. All right. This

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is what's called wean. No, but

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his wiener was hanging out of his pants

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with no blood in it. Cause it had all been

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sucked out through his neck hole.

31:16

We saw how a hall crispy

31:18

bacon. They're like, he's down here in the

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hall. Oh, his wings out too.

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So they just shortened that Halloween.

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All right. All right. So what's

31:28

your first? This is the first I've never heard of this story. Origins

31:32

in Sweden. Okay. Sweden.

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It might've been Norway. Now that I think about it, there are little.

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All right. We gotta go and get fucked up. That sounds a little

31:39

bit better. All right. We're going to go free

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meal. You can pick the restaurant. Then

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we're going to do a lot of drugs. And we're going

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to hang out

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in the haunted living room. On mushrooms.

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I'm there. All right. Happy Halloween

31:53

everybody. Happy Halloween motherfuckers. Happy Halloween.

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To watch the video version of park after dark

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and my. fucking trailer go to SwearNet.com

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or download the SwearNet trailer park boys

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app. Fuck

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off.