0:10

Ricky, there's no possible way

0:12

that U2's Okchang Baby came

0:14

out in 2008. You've

0:17

got that wrong. When did it come out

0:19

then? It's gotta be, that's a long fucking time

0:21

ago, man. It came out 15 years ago, can't it? It

0:24

came out in the 90s. Okchang

0:27

Baby. Yes. I

0:30

knew Josh Wautry did, but I didn't think the other one

0:32

did. It was the 90s. We

0:35

have machines that'll sort it out,

0:38

and he's pointing off the things on. His

0:42

internet fucking sucks, man. I've made it up to turn back

0:44

on, it's full speed now. Full speed

0:46

internet. Full speed internet. What?

0:49

Blow me. Oh, fuck it is, too. Yeah, blow

0:51

him. No, okay. It's, uh,

0:53

okay. Yeah. Alright, what do you want to

0:55

know? How the fuck did it become November the 3

0:58

already? Time goes by. It was by way too fast, boys.

1:01

I know, but soon it's gonna be snowing shit. Way too fast.

1:03

Well, okay, let's talk about this. Last week, we were in Winnipeg.

1:05

Just want to thank everybody. Yes, thank you, it was amazing. Winnipeg

1:07

was awesome. So many fucking awesome fans came out. A lot

1:09

of awesome fans there. Cold as fuck, though. It was

1:11

snowing. When we left Halifax, it was plus 20 degrees. It was freezing.

1:14

It was freezing. It was freezing. It

1:16

was freezing. It was freezing. It

1:18

was freezing. It was freezing. It was

1:20

freezing. It was freezing. It was freezing. It

1:23

was freezing. It was

1:26

plus 22

1:26

degrees Celsius, but 70 something. It was

1:28

up to 27. We landed, it was minus 15 in

1:31

the middle of a blizzard. It was fucked. Yeah,

1:33

it was nasty out there, but wonderful.

1:36

But

1:36

all you gotta do is get the drinking

1:38

going, speed the pace up

1:40

a bit, and you're fine. Yeah,

1:43

change your metabolic temperature with

1:45

liquor. I can't even get over the

1:47

amount of drugs that was given to me. It was insane.

1:51

What would you like to say to the people of Winnipeg, Ricky, that

1:53

gave you all the free drugs? I

1:56

love you. He

1:58

does, too. He does. He was saying that

2:00

to everybody. He means it. I was so happy all week.

2:02

I'm like gummies and fucking joints.

2:06

Yeah. Good times.

2:07

Mushrooms.

2:10

I didn't do the mushrooms. No, I know,

2:12

but people were giving them to us. I

2:15

don't take straight. Winnipeg likes

2:17

their drugs. Let's just say that. They sure

2:19

do. They like their drugs

2:22

and their liquor. Yes,

2:25

sir. Well, it happened again. What

2:27

happened?

2:28

Somebody stole some more ball semen.

2:31

Oh, fucking jeez. How much is that stuff

2:33

worth again? A lot. A lot. It's

2:37

worth a lot an ounce. But if you don't

2:39

know what the fuck you're doing, it's pretty much useless.

2:42

See, if we were to go to a farm right now...

2:45

We've already done this. I know. And

2:47

you ended up drinking it. I didn't

2:49

drink it. You did. It went in your

2:51

mouth. Well, that's not called drinking

2:54

it. Someone about... You've got to store these liquid nitrogen.

2:57

Liquid nitrogen tanks. And you've got to fucking keep topping

3:00

up the liquid nitrogen. Unless you know what you're doing. Whatever

3:03

you stole is worth jack shit. It's

3:05

just a big barrel of load, then.

3:09

Unless you're using it for something else, Pat. Yeah,

3:11

unless you're using it as a paste or a glue.

3:14

Or some kind of a topping. A

3:16

topping? A tasting glue topping? What the

3:18

fuck are you guys talking about, man? I mean, like,

3:21

you might be able to turn it into a, like,

3:23

a Elmer's glue paste, but he's talking

3:25

about putting it on his fucking... Bullload!

3:27

Not for me. I'm not doing that. It's disgusting,

3:30

but some people... A topping on

3:32

what? Your pancakes? I don't

3:34

know. People who have some weird fetish shit. Sub? Perky

3:36

sub with a bit of bullload on it? Maybe.

3:39

It just doesn't make sense. If you're going to go to a fucking firm... Like,

3:42

this firm had all kinds... ATVs, all kinds

3:44

of shit worth a lot more money than bullload.

3:48

No, if you know what you're doing, though, bullload's

3:50

worth a lot of money. Yeah, it's like $600

3:52

a straw. I

3:55

think they're still sold in straws or something. A straw

3:57

of load. Yeah. Load straw.

3:59

It's like those lickin' made kind

4:02

of, he does kind of straw things, right?

4:04

No, no.

4:06

No, the lickin' made didn't have a straw.

4:09

It came with a candy stick. No, I thought

4:11

it was... It was lickin' a... I was thinking about the straws

4:13

that are filled with that shit that's been removed. Oh, those. Yeah,

4:16

those are good. What were those called? Exy sticks. Exy

4:19

sticks. Did we know where do we... when we did

4:21

that? We just stole it by accident.

4:23

Well, we were just getting the load because we

4:25

weren't extracting it, so we... water

4:28

figured it out. I can't

4:30

remember how we ended up with a full barrel

4:32

of fuckin' bowl semen that you...

4:34

I don't think we had any, like, we should've had a cooler

4:36

with us. The fuckin' owner wasn't very happy.

4:38

Showed up with a goddamn gun. We

4:41

should watch that episode, because I don't remember what

4:43

happens, but I remember that you ended up tasting

4:46

it. I don't think I tasted it. You

4:48

did. You tasted it. And

4:51

I think you ended up drinking something. No, I

4:53

didn't drink any.

4:54

I think you did, isn't there? We

4:56

in your car driving and we're arguing about

4:58

who... who...

5:00

did it? It was him. Was

5:03

that me and you, or was that me and you? You guys...

5:05

it was you two that tasted it. Anyway,

5:08

we gotta stop talking about bowl load, man. It's

5:10

fuckin' gross. Yeah.

5:13

Thought about my thing. Bowl load.

5:17

Oh, fuck, eh? John

5:19

bowl load. So

5:21

these archiologists,

5:25

they unearthed an

5:27

11,000-year-old statue of a giant

5:29

man grabbing his penis.

5:33

Jack in it or just hands

5:35

on it like a Michael Jackson. Like around the

5:37

shaft or just holding his whole bag. Check

5:40

me out. What was that? Like,

5:43

what are they saying about that now? Well,

5:45

I kept reading and it kinda made... it's

5:49

a lot crazier than sounds. Because

5:51

metal tools were only invented 6,000 years ago.

5:56

Yeah, so I'm not sure how you carve a seven and a half

5:58

foot fuckin' statue in a rock. What

6:00

do you use, like a branch? It

6:03

was a fucking alien, man. I'm telling

6:05

you. All this shit, it has to do with the fucking

6:07

alien. Yeah, it could be. So

6:10

there was no... So when was this? 11,000 years ago? That's

6:13

a long time ago. So 5,000 years

6:15

before they had metal tools, somebody carved

6:18

a big cock out of stone. A big

6:20

fucking human man, 7 1⁄2 feet tall,

6:22

grabbing his cock. I wonder

6:24

if that was like the actual size of the dude. It's not

6:26

a big one, why? You know what I mean? Because there was some fucking...

6:29

What the fuck was that? If he was a tall white, he'd

6:31

be 7 1⁄2 feet. That's what I'm saying. He'd be a

6:33

baby tall white. All this shit is from

6:35

the fucking aliens, man. If he was 7 1⁄2 feet, he'd

6:37

be under 300 years old. Yeah.

6:42

Because after they were about 500 when they reached 9

6:44

feet. But the

6:46

also weird part is 11,000 years ago, people didn't really live in like

6:48

a city. They just roamed around and fucking looking

6:50

for food and shit, so... 11,000 years ago?

6:53

Oh, man. That is a long fucking

6:55

time ago. Did you hear that in the Amazon?

6:58

There used to be fucking like 20 million people living

7:00

in the Amazon. And it's just all... it's

7:03

all grown over now. 20 million. 20 million.

7:06

20 million. That's what they were saying, man. Doing

7:08

what? Fucking partying. Probably

7:11

drinking, banging. But

7:14

those huge temples, man, they're starting to uncover

7:16

it. What happened to them? They

7:18

just grew over, man. They all died. They don't know how they

7:20

died. I don't know what the fuck happened. They had maybe some fucking

7:22

disease or something. Probably a meteor.

7:25

Yeah, could be a meteor, but they're saying

7:27

they're starting... because they're fucking ripping all the

7:29

trees down the Amazon. We're gonna get fucked by a meteor. I'm

7:32

telling you right now. Yeah, we're gonna... Isn't

7:34

there one on its way? Well,

7:37

the problem is they keep... because they're just... there's

7:39

no light on them, right? They're

7:41

not... they're not lit up. They should be. You

7:44

ought safer. Oh, if you could... There's

7:47

a company we should start. Send a rocket up. Meteor light.

7:50

Making lights. Put some fucking

7:52

LEDs on it. To

7:55

let everybody know for sure when

7:57

it's gonna impact us in Kelle-Saw. Some kind of a...

8:01

But if you could get up to it, Riggy, and put

8:03

lights on it, why wouldn't you just knock it off course?

8:06

Give it a shove. You've also heard about

8:08

global warming? They're saying that it's fucked

8:11

up shit that's going on with that. Because

8:14

these scientists went to Antarctica, man, they

8:16

fucking did some core drilling. They went down

8:18

like real deep to like the 55,000 years

8:21

ago ice. And

8:24

they're saying that the temperature of the earth was two degrees

8:26

warmer 55,000 years ago.

8:30

They're saying there could be going like a cycle

8:32

of temperature going up and then it comes back down.

8:34

So it has nothing to do with all the fucking pollution. That's

8:36

going to be doing something, man. I don't know, man.

8:39

I'm not a scientist. You're not? Holy

8:41

fuck. I thought you were. I thought you

8:43

were fucking Julian Einstein. I just read

8:46

shit, man. When you're in jail, you got to read. Well,

8:49

this is kind of a cool but sad story. Dorothy

8:52

Hoffman, 104. Yeah. She

8:56

went skydiving. Old

8:58

D.H. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unfortunately, she died

9:00

that night. Yeah, she got the Guinness Book of War.

9:03

She died that night? Yeah, I never sleep.

9:06

She fucking went out with a hell of a

9:08

ton. She died before Guinness could confirm

9:11

the fucking record. Oldest guy died. Why

9:13

did they think she died? Was it a coincidence or

9:15

she got so excited her heart maybe blew

9:17

up? I don't believe in coincidences,

9:20

so it had to have something to do with it. Well, coincidences

9:22

do happen, Ricky. You don't have to believe in

9:25

them. It's not like a thing

9:27

like God. It's

9:29

just a coincidence. But a lot of times it's

9:31

not. No, you're probably right.

9:34

So what's the theory? What's your theory why

9:36

she died that night? She

9:39

was complete. She was

9:41

complete.

9:45

So she got the final

9:47

thing on her bucket list and then she just shut

9:49

her down. All right, yeah. I

9:51

think it scared the fuck out of her and it took

9:53

her a little while. It might have been too much of drama. I

9:56

think it's a bit too much adrenaline, man. You hear about

9:58

people, they go out and play hockey and they don't finish. die

10:00

like four hours later from fucking heart

10:02

attack.

10:03

Yeah. It's gotta be, I don't know,

10:05

it's gotta be related. Matthew Perry. Oh

10:08

fuck, I was gonna toast to him too, man. Poor Matt's

10:10

prepared. Poor bastard. Fucking toast to him.

10:12

Fucking hot tub. But he played,

10:14

he did sports, didn't he, that day? Like pickleball.

10:17

Couple hours of pickleball. He

10:19

was supposed to be in good shape, I guess. Yeah,

10:22

he was getting there, man. Well,

10:24

he was only 54. I know, but

10:26

he wasn't in that great a shape, man. He

10:28

wasn't? He wasn't in bad shape. Well,

10:30

he's just, he's fucking queen and everything.

10:33

Yeah, I don't know, man.

10:35

Just too much abuse. Oh, I mean, he's

10:37

not chiseled up like the fucker. Well,

10:39

no, I'm just saying, the guy, he was trying. He

10:42

was trying, but I think the amount of pills he took

10:44

in his day fucked him, obviously.

10:47

Well, he might've had a congenital heart defect

10:49

too. Well, you don't know. You

10:51

don't know, man. Can't speculate. But

10:53

how about this, what a way to go. This poor fucker,

10:56

he's a garbage collector, right? Oh,

10:58

he didn't go in the back of the garbage truck. No, no, no,

11:00

that would have been horrible, but this is even worse.

11:02

He throws a garbage bag in it that had a load of gun,

11:05

then shot him, killed him. What

11:08

a horrible day at work that is. Dirty.

11:11

That's some fucking bad luck right there. So if you got guns

11:13

and you throw them away, fucking unload

11:15

them, please. At least put

11:17

the safety on. Put the safety on, Elise.

11:20

Well, if you're gonna do that, you might as well talk. Just unload

11:22

it, man. Just make sure you get the clip out of it. Fucked up,

11:24

man. Poor bastard. Jesus.

11:27

Got a family in every of them, man. Remember that

11:29

thing we saw where the guy that

11:33

shot the tree and then years later

11:35

he was cutting it down, remember that?

11:37

What happened?

11:38

I can't remember the exact story. I think

11:42

he tried to shoot his wife or something,

11:45

but the bullet hit a tree, maybe. And

11:48

then years later he was cutting the tree down with

11:50

a chainsaw and the chainsaw caught

11:52

the slug, fired it out into

11:54

his own chest, killed him. Jesus. I

11:57

don't remember that one, man. Carmen, man. It

11:59

was... Very strange. I think he

12:01

tried to kill somebody and then years

12:04

later his own bullet got him out

12:06

of a fucking chainsaw

12:09

Karma man, that shit does a terrible

12:11

lock man coincidence Ricky

12:15

Hmm

12:17

See I

12:19

like when Ricky

12:20

gives like three or four so you like him we can

12:23

stop my brain Yes, I do

12:26

Did you see that fucking video of the wind surfer in

12:28

Australia that got bodies land by humpback way? Yeah,

12:30

that's fucked up man No,

12:33

he was cruising man. He had one of those sales

12:36

things This

12:38

fucking humpback comes out. It was all video

12:41

fuck lambs him took him 30 feet down

12:43

as he got caught around his fucking strap How

12:46

the fuck did he got a water

12:48

man? You'd be like freaking out. Yeah,

12:51

I don't like I don't like that shit man Keep

12:54

me out of the water Wow

12:58

I forgot about this a promise last night. I'm about to

13:00

tell you you got to get on this man There's

13:03

a one-of-a-kind cat up for adoption All

13:08

right, he's got two noses Fuck

13:11

and so he looks like he's got these fucking Big

13:14

eyes pull him up man double nose

13:16

nanny McPhee cats name is nanny McPhee

13:19

double nose, right? Let's see how fast this internet.

13:21

Holy fuck any

13:25

Nanny McPhee came up You

13:27

said it. Yeah, I'm gonna nanny nanny McPhee

13:30

comes to us. It's true. It's trending

13:32

nanny McPhee returns Oh, no, this is

13:34

nanny McPhee I

13:37

gotta put in this some nanny McPhee porn

13:39

site Fictional movie here made a big

13:41

fee is it's a film from dude. Nanny

13:44

McPhee returns No, nanny McPhee

13:46

the cat double nose cat. She had

13:48

a weird nose

13:50

double

13:51

nose kitty

13:53

nose

13:54

cat

13:55

kitty

13:57

or cat cat

13:59

This guy looks fucked. The cack-tacks? It's

14:02

the most fucked up cat he's ever seen. Holy shit. Why

14:04

have you seen him? This is the guy I got to explain. You

14:06

guys are going to like this man. I thought it was cute. This guy

14:08

is fucked up looking. I don't think that's a great

14:10

cat because the one I saw was cute. No, he's cute

14:12

but he's fucked looking like that. He

14:15

is fucked. Yeah, that's him. Let me

14:17

see him. Bring him out. I'm going

14:19

to get him. I'm going to get him. I'm going to

14:21

get him. I'm going to get him. I'm going to

14:23

get him. I'm going to get him. I'm going to get him.

14:26

I'm going to get him. I'm going to get him.

14:30

At first they just thought you had one big nose. It's

14:34

like he's got the nose of like a boxer.

14:36

I need to own him. Get

14:39

a hold of him. He

14:42

is spectacular. He

14:45

looks like a boxer that had his nose broken a little bit. You know

14:47

what I mean? Yeah. That's what it looks

14:49

like. Oh, I need to own him.

14:52

You know what? I would have called him Tyson. Tyson

14:55

never had his nose broke. He

14:57

had to have had his nose broken. He's not like that. Well,

15:00

he doesn't have a flattened fucking nose. It's

15:03

kind of flattened a bit, man. No, what

15:05

about what's his face did though?

15:08

Jerry Cooney. Remember him? His

15:10

nose was splattered. Remember

15:13

Jerry Cooney? Jerry Cooney. I think

15:16

they called him the Great White Hole. He had one of

15:18

the hardest punchers knowing the man. Punches.

15:21

Punches, I mean. Fucking Jesus. And

15:23

he had a good punch. Oh, he was tough as

15:25

fuck. He just said people would just be his face to a point.

15:28

But he's just standing up like nothing. I

15:30

think Tyson said he had one of the hardest punches. Did

15:32

he? Yeah. Didn't

15:34

Tyson fucking almost tear his nose right

15:36

off? He did, but he didn't. I

15:39

don't think he knocked him out. I don't think he did either. So

15:41

we're going to call up and get that kitty sent over? Where's

15:43

he at? I don't know. Look it up. Oh, fuck

15:45

it. Just. Let's see if we can get ahold of

15:47

them and

15:47

see

15:48

if I can own them. I

15:51

would like to own. Yeah. I get

15:53

the name of the adoption place. So

15:55

he had three nostrils, right? the

16:01

left and right combined into one. The middle

16:03

one's bigger one because it's... Bigger one and then he had

16:05

two nostrils over. Oh what a fucking

16:08

setup. Okay he's in Britain somewhere

16:10

boys. All right. He's up for adoption

16:12

for sure. He is? Yes. He's calling his

16:14

gold. Get a number. Get a number.

16:16

I'm calling them right now. What are they four hours ahead?

16:19

Yeah. He's a block of white muggy.

16:22

That's what they call him. You got a number for

16:24

me? Just a sucker man. You gotta do the plus

16:26

I think don't you? Oh I know how

16:28

to call England. I

16:30

know. Okay don't learn more about adopting the motherfucker.

16:33

We are we're gonna call him right now. Plus four

16:35

four. What the fuck? Okay. Plus

16:38

four four. I get a pretty new account. Okay

16:42

what the fuck. I don't need to have Facebook. I

16:44

don't got Facebook. Jesus

16:48

Murphy. Do you have Facebook? Here I'll find

16:50

the gocks. What are you guys keeping on? Oh look you're on

16:52

fuckbook. You're on fuckbook. I'm

16:55

not on fuckbook. You're

16:57

on muscle book. I'm

16:59

not on fuckbook. Just

17:01

bitches of people with muscles. Okay

17:04

what was her name? Nancy McPhee. Nanny

17:06

McPhee. Does

17:10

it say the name of the fucking place? We can just go. No it just

17:12

goes. You gotta there's a button there to

17:14

click and it goes. Oh it's a fucking scam. Nanny

17:16

McPhee double nose kitty.

17:20

Nanny McPhee double nose kitty. There she

17:23

is. Hello.

17:24

You got her on Facebook? Nanny McPhee look at that nose.

17:27

Did you see the. So fucked. The

17:30

Chinese worker urinating to the

17:32

vat of beer.

17:33

No way. Yeah. Okay

17:35

just wait. Give me the fucking

17:38

address. Oh you cocksuckers.

17:40

Oh wait.

17:42

Door

17:44

of a muggy taken to the

17:47

Warrington Adoption Center after

17:49

a previous owner's been settling

17:51

our staff at Katz Protection Warrington

17:54

Adoption Center. Okay.

17:56

Staff at Katz Protection's Warrington

17:59

Adoption. The adoption center. I

18:02

got it. Julian? The

18:04

field vet team. Cats

18:07

protected. Fiona Brockbank. Senior field

18:09

vet. Said a cat with two noses is a first

18:11

for us in the field vet team. Okay,

18:16

so hang on boys. I'm gonna use the power

18:18

of the interweb. Fiona

18:21

Brockbank. Why are you doing that? Who's

18:25

that talk to, man? I'm gonna tell you who got born on November

18:27

the 3rd. Johnson. You could watch one of his fucking movies

18:29

tonight. That'd be badass. He

18:32

was a kick-ass fucking action guy. Harrison

18:35

McCain. Canadian businessman. McCain french fries. Might

18:38

have had some of those in your life. Oh, yes. McCain's.

18:44

Larry Holmes. Julian? Fuck

18:47

yeah. I was a bit of a Larry Holmes fan, but you know, it

18:50

was good to see Tyson beat him. Because

18:52

he did beat Muhammad Ali. Okay,

18:54

boys. Cats protection,

18:56

Warrington. It's

18:59

outside of Liverpool, England. Son of a cock! What?

19:04

It's closed. Call

19:06

it, man. It's like 425 there. No, but it opens on

19:09

11am on Wednesday. Here, let me call

19:11

them. Call those motherfuckers. At

19:14

least leave a message. Say

19:17

who you are. Dennis Miller got born. Okay,

19:20

listen. Fuck,

19:22

we could make some money if we get this cat. What are the fuck

19:24

you doing? It's

19:26

not open. Okay, listen.

19:32

Nope,

19:38

there you go. Nope. Nope.

19:46

Son of

19:47

a cock! It hung up on automatic hang-up.

19:50

You can't even leave a fucking message.

19:52

Did you like Adam Ant? Yes,

19:54

Adam Ant was decent. All

19:57

right, we'll call it. Listen

20:00

to some of him, I guess. Godzilla got born today.

20:03

Godzilla? What the fuck you talking about? He's

20:05

a Japanese monster. He's

20:08

a Japanese giant lizard man. That

20:11

almost crossed fucking the city, didn't he? Hey,

20:14

it's his birthday. Another one of Julian's

20:17

favorites?

20:18

Dolph Lundgren. Oh.

20:22

Hurt. I'm not hurt,

20:24

man. You know what? I was on an elevator

20:26

in Toronto, and guess who steps on the elevator?

20:29

It was me and Dolph. Yeah,

20:31

I saw him too at the Grand Hotel. Yeah, we

20:33

did see him. I said, how the fuck

20:35

you doing, man? And he said, good, man. And then that was it. He

20:39

wasn't as big as I thought he was gonna be. And then

20:41

you went back to your room and ferociously masturbated.

20:44

No, I didn't, man. He's a tough motherfucker. He's got

20:46

some skills, man. What was

20:48

that address? Cats.org

20:51

slash UK? Sure. I'm

20:54

getting that cat, boys. He's mine. If

20:56

you get that cat, you owe me

20:58

a finance fee.

21:00

No.

21:01

Cat.org. We're

21:04

gonna partnership with that cat if you get him. What

21:06

do you mean? We

21:08

can make a ton of money, man. You're not.

21:10

If I get that cat, he's not even being... He's running Bailey

21:13

fucking Maiden. We're gonna get him on OnlyFans. New

21:16

arrivals. We're gonna take that

21:18

fucking cat on tour. That's what we're doing. Laser lights, smoke

21:20

machines. Go meet

21:22

Nanny. Let's

21:25

see if Nanny... The finance fee is on. Cats.org.

21:28

They got, like, fucking merchandise and shit. Oh,

21:30

shop meow to help save homeless cats. Okay, they got

21:32

a... This place knows what

21:34

they're doing. Oh,

21:37

there's no results. How do I find this kitty? Not

21:40

gonna happen. Forget

21:42

about it. They helped 20,000 cats.

21:46

Ricky, I don't give up that quick. Moving

21:49

on. I'll go on the interweb tonight and find you a nice dog.

21:52

I don't want a fucking dog. I

21:54

want a fucking two-nosed kitty. You

21:57

know what? We got a two-nosed kitty and a two-nosed dog.

22:00

Imagine the smells the fucking

22:02

imagine what he could sniff out. He could be

22:04

the fucking highest paid drug kitty on the

22:06

planet. Yeah Okay,

22:09

well, I'm somebody remind me to call

22:11

them tomorrow morning. We're gonna call them

22:13

I'll actually call them at 5 a.m.

22:16

Here will be 9 a.m. There I

22:21

Didn't listen to it. I think he

22:23

said the only day they're closed is Tuesday's

22:26

Fridays Fridays, I mean Son

22:29

of fuck All

22:33

right, well good night Why

22:36

man just a perfect cat surprised here to

22:38

when they discover. Okay fuck. All right, but

22:40

he was already Who wouldn't fucking a dot that

22:42

guy? Oh, he's probably gonna be gone I'm not getting

22:44

my hopes up, but I'm just gonna tell them luck.

22:47

I put a thousand dollar down payment on You

22:50

got a thousand bucks you can loan me no to

22:53

get a two-nose kitty we can get it All

22:55

right, this is the deal easily if we

22:57

can come up with a thousand bucks the cat belongs

22:59

with three of us I'll go and get

23:01

a thousand bucks today cats can have three dads

23:04

three dads just like that I'm not really about

23:06

that can't exploit them though You

23:09

can't put them in the circus or something great difference

23:11

between Exploiting and fucking doing

23:13

things to make sure he has a good life and

23:15

lots of food Yeah in medical

23:18

bills. Well, we'll talk about that if you

23:20

can get me a thousand bucks to get that kitty Then

23:23

yes, we'll work out some kind of a

23:25

range of Instagram the first thousand comes back

23:27

to me But it's joint

23:29

custody. I mean you'll have to take care of

23:32

them certain days of the week terrible. He'll

23:34

live at your house No, no,

23:36

he's not living in my house, man He

23:38

can live in your career like a freak is not living

23:40

in my house I wake up in the morning with this thing

23:43

meowing my face. I might shoot him Oh, I

23:45

bet she got a snarly breathing to

23:47

like a bitch. He's got on him Probably got

23:49

a deviated septum, which is

23:51

a great sound getting made so fuck

23:54

Alright, we're gonna get him. We're getting there. Let's

23:57

look if anybody else there can help us get this cat.

23:59

We'd appreciate Please if you

24:01

if you like cocaine, he'd have a good time Rack

24:05

out three lines for him Rack

24:08

out three big lines. He's gonna keep put

24:10

that on Instagram. We're gonna keep no

24:12

away from this guy or not He's not doing drugs.

24:15

I'm just teasing. He's not gonna be

24:17

cocaine bear. What's this guy? What's his name?

24:19

Anyway, Danny? He said names gotta

24:21

go. Oh, no his name named

24:23

after character named Danny McPhee is not

24:26

gonna be named fee if I get him What

24:28

are you gonna change it to nostril damis?

24:32

pretty good, man Hey

24:35

Nostril damis. Nobody can name kiddies better

24:38

than me Nostril damis

24:40

is coming to my house my shed.

24:42

I'm gonna do you think it's female. It's

24:45

female Danny We're going to gorgeous eyes

24:47

on him, too. Oh, man. Yeah, you just take a look at

24:49

the plug of the eyes You

24:51

can all Six

24:54

hole six hole Three

25:01

Really seven holes we're not calling

25:03

our snails if you're including the eyes We're

25:06

not calling our sex hole. It means a

25:09

bath though, man. You'll took a little bit fucking

25:11

skanky Oh, I'll get them all fucking

25:13

doodied up I'll put some nice and fucking

25:15

clean them up put a little ribbon around them put

25:17

some powder on to I Don't

25:19

know most popular cat collar. We could die

25:21

as fur. We're not dying as fur We

25:24

use like a organic

25:26

die No, we're

25:28

it's nostril damis and he's gonna be

25:31

he's gonna be fantastic It's gonna

25:33

need a ponytail or something cool We're

25:36

not can we like paint his nose a little bit

25:38

so it's like more apparent than no

25:40

fucking nostrils No, no,

25:43

you can't paint cats noses.

25:45

All right, I'm son. This guy's growing on me Make

25:49

us some money you little motherfucker be a little

25:51

freak. All right. Hopefully it'll happen.

25:53

What's up next? I don't know I

25:57

might have something here to your feelings I

26:00

don't have any feelings. How are you doing mentally these days?

26:03

Not great, boys. Not fucking

26:05

good. A lot of

26:07

shit on the go. Nobody. Just

26:10

fuck. It is

26:12

almost time to go to jail for a little vacation, isn't

26:14

it? It might be sooner than you think, man.

26:17

No, boys. It might be after today, after we try to get

26:19

a thousand bucks. I'm not going to jail. I'm

26:21

not going to quit today until I get a thousand

26:23

bucks. What

26:26

can we go to jail for just like a month? You're

26:29

not going to jail for a month? For a month?

26:32

Smoking on a plane? That

26:34

could get you more than a month. The thing is,

26:36

you got to drink smoke. Smoking

26:40

on a plane, you wouldn't be in that big of trouble. That

26:42

sounds like a movie title. I mean, if you get

26:44

it, divert it, that's different.

26:47

I used to be the fucking master at the smoking on a plane. Did we talk

26:49

about the cocksucker to try to turn the fucking

26:51

engines off on the plane? No. No,

26:54

we didn't. He owned drugs. He was on mushrooms.

26:57

He was a pilot. I don't know,

26:59

man. He took them the day before or something. I

27:02

don't know if he's going to be... What was his logic there? I think

27:04

he was just... Well, yeah, I don't think he was on mushrooms

27:06

when he was in the cockpit, but he had tried them

27:08

for the first time the day before or something. So

27:11

he thinks they gave him some kind

27:14

of a mental snap or something. That's

27:16

a nice excuse. So is he going to go to jail or

27:18

is he not going to go to jail? He's got like 83 counts

27:20

of manslaughter or some fucking thing. Is he going to

27:22

go? No, no. He's going to attempt

27:25

it. Attempt a murder, I think. Is that

27:27

what they charged him with? 83 passengers,

27:29

man. I need to hear about that. I think

27:31

he's going to use the whole fucking mental health thing to

27:33

add mushrooms. He's got a good lawyer.

27:36

He's a pilot. He can afford it. He'll get off.

27:40

Of course, defense, man. I hope he gets fired. This

27:42

should be his lawyer. Any pilot who tries

27:44

to turn off the engines mid-flight... Should

27:47

be thrown into the plane. They shouldn't have their

27:49

pilot's license. He's

27:51

going to have a massive fucking time on probation.

27:54

He's going to get probably nine months in jail. He'll

27:56

be out in three. And he got this all. I

28:00

know I've been thinking about it, man. I should be,

28:02

I should call the guy and say, Andy should get a

28:05

fucking punch in the mouth for that one. From

28:07

Julian. From Julian. We should

28:09

get a hole and say, we'll fucking defend you. A thousand bucks is

28:11

what it's gonna cost. We'll

28:14

get the cat, we see him, we punch him

28:16

in the face. If we go to porn, mentally

28:18

you'll be doing a lot better. A full muscle punch. Straight

28:21

on. A full fucking Tyson right hook, man.

28:25

That'd

28:27

be fun. Well, I gotta go back to my shed,

28:29

boys. I gotta get a fucking place ready for

28:31

nostril damis. All right, I'm still looking up

28:33

some information, man. That would be some

28:36

way to get a hole. I wish there was a way for me to

28:38

get that for you. At least I found one. All

28:40

right. Nanny McPhee, it's gonna

28:42

be ours. I feel good about it. Nostril

28:45

damis. Nostril damis. All

28:48

right. Again, we'd like to help from

28:50

anybody. Go online, go to Instagram,

28:52

you see this pop up. Nanny

28:54

McPhee, and it was the war... What

28:57

was it? The Warrington? Daddy Warbucks. Warrington

29:00

Adoption Center. Yeah. In

29:03

the UK. Cats Protection

29:06

Warrington Adoption Center.

29:08

Get back to us. We've got a nice loving home

29:10

for you. Thank you. All right,

29:12

cheers. Thank you. Thank

29:27

you. Thank

29:57

you. you