0:00

To watch the video version of Park After Dark

0:02

in my fucking trailer go to swearnet.com

0:04

or download the Swearnet Trailer Park Boys

0:07

app. Fuck off.

0:18

I don't care how fucking

0:21

tough your muscles are, I could cut your bone

0:23

with those. Mmm. I could cut right

0:25

through your bone. No, you're not sharp enough. Your bones

0:27

aren't muscular, you know that right? The bones are fucking

0:30

hard, man.

0:31

Yeah, but that's got crunchers

0:33

on it. That's bone crunchers right there. Gentlemen,

0:37

we're rolling. Alright,

0:40

we're rolling. Okay, well that's fine. Alright,

0:43

let's talk about this little fucking guy. Ricky, where'd

0:45

you get this guy? He's a

0:47

piranha. This is the real deal. He's

0:49

stuffed. That's a real piranha. Look

0:51

at those fucking teeth. Jesus

0:53

fucking Christ. There's a thousand of those

0:55

coming at you. You'd be fucked. Piranha. Yeah.

1:00

Oh, and the first thing they do, you know what? They're attracted to urine. So

1:02

you know the first thing they're going to eat?

1:04

Eat the cock right off you. Your

1:06

wiener's gone. They would just vaporize your wiener. It's

1:09

not even a bone in that. So,

1:13

if you know you're about to get attacked by a school of piranha,

1:16

you should piss on the person next to you.

1:18

No, you should go underwater and breathe

1:21

as deeply as you can and just off

1:23

yourself. Rather than

1:25

go through a five minute prolonged de-meeting. Five

1:30

minutes you think? They'd get you right down

1:32

to the bone? Oh, less than five minutes,

1:34

they'd have you right down to the nubs.

1:37

And you know, your instinct is going to

1:39

be to keep your head above water and try to stay

1:42

alive. But that's counterproductive

1:44

at that moment. You should

1:47

go underwater,

1:48

breathe in like a merman, and go off

1:50

to somewhere in your mind.

1:53

Fuck that. And what would you

1:55

do? Imagine if they ate him and he'd come

1:57

out and he was just normal size. And

2:01

they're all full they can't eat anymore Fucked

2:05

over you might just come out and just be like a normal

2:08

Scanning person no you know what fuck

2:10

that Venezuela. I'm not

2:12

going into the waters there then

2:15

That would suck pram Alright

2:19

fuck man a nice little story.

2:21

Oh, yeah, but this dog

2:24

In Germany, Baba doesn't like dog stories.

2:26

You ever fucking find out about your cat He

2:29

on his way. No, I've called him a

2:31

call. Give him a call right now. I

2:33

don't think they'd be open For

2:36

fuck's sakes man would they no He's

2:39

gotta be going. I was fucking two weeks ago. Yeah,

2:42

it will be six o'clock over there now He's

2:45

working late man Yeah,

2:49

I'm a call but give her a call alright fucking

2:51

to let me know about this dog. Oh,

2:53

yeah, there's a dog He's poor little fucker. He

2:56

was 220 pounds that's

2:58

a big dog Newfoundland dog. Nope. He's

3:00

a normal sized dog, but he's Wala Nope,

3:04

no no no no no no man. He was a stray dog

3:07

I'm not sure what kind he was but he was must

3:09

be eating well. He was outside of America

3:12

So he was sitting there just not moving

3:15

just eating people were feeding them Someone got

3:17

a scale and they fucking weighed the portal bastard 220

3:20

pounds What

3:22

does fuck what kind of dog doesn't

3:24

say I'll show you man. He's just a

3:26

big I'll tell you exactly what breeds He was only

3:28

a chihuahua. No man. He's not as

3:30

wah-wah miniature poodle toy poodle 200.

3:33

Look at this fucker. Look at that guy He's

3:36

got some wild. It looks like a white lab

3:38

kind of look at this fat fuck

3:41

poor guy He's

3:43

just sitting there eating. It could be worse

3:46

anyway They're trying to put the guy in a diet Some

3:48

people are helping him out some people don't give a fuck.

3:50

He needs a walk is what he fucking needs He needs

3:53

some extra shot. He needs walkies. Yeah

3:56

I'm calling them just in case

4:00

Just in case somebody's staying late. What

4:03

the fuck am I doing now?

4:07

Leave

4:10

a message. They don't have a message.

4:13

I'm going to open tomorrow.

4:22

I can't

4:24

care about it.

4:25

After

4:30

the tone,

4:31

one of our team will then attempt to contact you. I like

4:33

his tone. Thank you.

4:36

Hi there. This is my name is Bubbles. I'm

4:38

calling from the Sunnyvale trailer park in Nova

4:41

Scotia, Canada. Just

4:44

wondering if you still have that two-nosed

4:46

kitty over there. What

4:48

was the name? Nanny

4:50

McPhee. Saar on the

4:52

internet there. Who was the kitty? I

4:55

would like to, if nobody's

4:57

adopted it, I would like to put my name in to

5:00

look after that kitty. I'm going to change your name

5:02

to Nostral Damas. I've

5:04

got a whole bunch of kitties over here. She'll have a

5:06

wonderful life. I

5:09

am one of the best kitty looker afters. There

5:12

is. I'm not going to leave

5:14

my number because we're on the TV

5:16

right now and people will know my, but

5:19

I'm going to call you back with my

5:21

number. And a reference. And a reference.

5:24

I've got reference. My name's Julian. He is the

5:26

best cat owner I know. Lots of love. There

5:28

you go. See? And my friend Ricky's

5:30

here too. Ricky, am

5:32

I good at looking after kitties? Best I know. And

5:35

I promise I won't try to make money from this cat. You're

5:38

not. Don't even listen to him. I'm going

5:40

to throw it in there, Bob. Nothing like that will happen. He'll have the

5:42

greatest life ever. I'll call you back. Thank

5:45

you. But

5:47

if you've got Nanny McPhee, I've got dibs on him. It's

5:49

Bobbles. Her. Her. Nice

5:52

one. That sounded

5:54

professional, man. You

5:56

sound like almost like a doctor. Want to adopt

5:58

a cat or something. Yeah, I

6:01

think we may have done this before I'm so baked

6:03

I can't remember okay This fucking

6:05

famous movie quotes everybody gets fucked up.

6:08

All right. Okay, bring them all in man. I

6:10

love these Star Wars Yeah,

6:12

mm-hmm. May the force be with you.

6:14

Yeah. No,

6:17

what is it?

6:18

Remember the force will be with

6:20

you always Get

6:23

the only one girl be never

6:25

said made it what did Luke say

6:27

made the force be with you Somebody

6:30

said may the force be with you man Luke

6:32

did no He has said it the

6:34

may the force be with you and then you did Parrish

6:37

says and also with you fucking Yoda

6:39

said it man. Everybody said it. Maybe

6:42

Obi-Wan didn't say it. Fuck him Yoda

6:44

did and so does Luke and so

6:46

did Princess Leia. Oh My

6:49

god, do you want if Yoda had a car?

6:52

What would he drive? Skoda

6:55

I stole that Yoda

6:57

in a scoda There's nobody

6:59

made a t-shirt of that. He'd be the spokesperson

7:02

for Skoda Yoda in a scoda

7:05

Skoda Yoda

7:07

edition. Mm-hmm Green

7:09

green with big ears on it

7:11

Silence of the sheep.

7:14

I mean no sound like a lamb's

7:17

lamb's and sheep the same they should be

7:21

Yeah, I think they are man lamb's

7:23

and so on to the goats What

7:27

is the quote Hello

7:29

Clarice Yeah, no,

7:33

he never says no. He never says hello

7:35

Clarice. He says good evening Clarice

7:38

Good evening, Clarice

7:40

No,

7:42

cuz some comedians just started using

7:44

hello Clarice another Star Wars one Luke

7:48

I am your father Correct. He

7:50

did not say that did not okay.

7:52

I knew that one. Everybody says that I always

7:54

do I know same thing. I think

7:57

he says no, I am your

7:59

father No. What

8:02

the fuck? Okay. You said what's the difference

8:04

between lamb and sheep? Didn't

8:06

know this. Lambs are less than 12 months

8:09

old. Adult sheep are 12

8:11

months and older. Who

8:13

the fuck knows that shit? It's a

8:15

fucking baby sheep. A lamb? I

8:18

didn't know it. I thought the lie didn't know it was a baby

8:20

sheep. Jesus

8:23

Christ. And adult females are called ooze. Oooze.

8:26

Oooze. And adults are called rams.

8:29

That's why a lot of people don't like to eat lamb. I

8:31

don't like it. I hate all

8:33

of them man. When people count

8:35

sheep and shit when you're little to get to sleep, fuck

8:37

that. You didn't know that?

8:40

You could have counted little lambs. You also thought,

8:42

no it was you that thought mice

8:44

were baby rats. I did. Yeah,

8:47

that's fuck. Mine is like,

8:49

I'm not a farmer. I know nothing about lambs and sheep

8:51

man. And I thought the rats were baby guinea

8:53

pigs. See, now

8:55

we're fine. You know what? You actually learned shit

8:58

on this fucking podcast. Here's a fucking one. Oh,

9:00

it's very educational. Case

9:02

blankie. Yeah?

9:05

Play it again Sam. No, you

9:07

never said that. You never said. No. Play

9:10

it Sam. Play as time

9:12

goes by. What's the quote? How did

9:14

that get turned into play it again Sam? Humphrey

9:18

Bogart must have been, you know, fucking

9:20

around on the talk shows. Oh, you're gonna know

9:23

this one bubs. What? Apollo 13.

9:26

Yeah. Houston, we have a problem.

9:29

No, it's not what he said. No. That's

9:32

what everyone fucking says. This is a good a problem what he said. I say

9:34

that for all kinds of different expressions. The

9:37

act, what he actually said at

9:39

the time on the NASA recordings

9:41

is, NASA something just

9:44

fucking blue baby. No,

9:47

they didn't. Yeah, NASA something

9:49

just fucking blue baby. That's

9:53

the actual quote. That's not what it says here, but

9:55

it sounds better. What did he actually

9:57

say? That's the actual thing was Houston. We've

10:00

We've had a problem. We've

10:02

had a problem? Well, I remember

10:05

watching a documentary where he said, What

10:08

the fuck is this? Just fucking blue, baby. He did a mess,

10:10

so you're too just big for him now. Dirty Harry.

10:12

This is a good one. Okay. Do

10:14

you feel lucky, punk? Well,

10:17

do ya? I thought that was it. No.

10:20

What is this? You've got to ask yourself

10:23

one question. Do I feel

10:25

lucky?

10:26

Well, do ya?

10:28

I don't remember that part, man. I do. That's

10:31

Clint's most famous line. Well,

10:33

I thought it was different. I know there's a Snow White one. We've talked

10:36

about that one before. What was that? Mirror

10:38

mirror. Oh, mirror mirror. The fairest of them

10:41

all? No. Never said. What

10:43

is it again? Remind me. Mirror

10:45

mirror. On the wall. Who's the

10:47

fairest of them all? That's what everybody says. Yeah, but what's the

10:50

real one? Magic mirror on the wall. Who is

10:52

the fairest one of all? Okay.

10:55

Man. That's posted

10:57

so fucked up. Don't know, man, because

10:59

one person says it to one other person, they fuck

11:02

it up, and then all of a sudden it goes to another person. This

11:05

is one of the greatest headlines I've seen in a while.

11:07

Okay. I can't remember.

11:10

This is an actual headline. Okay.

11:12

Okay. UK police taser,

11:15

Naked Opera singer rampaging

11:17

through nursing home with bow and arrow. Oh,

11:21

yeah. Wicked.

11:23

What happened? They tasered

11:26

him and shit himself in front of all the kids? Mark

11:28

Holland, his name, 163. He

11:30

fucking snapped when the staff refused

11:33

to let him go shopping. Yeah, so he

11:37

did $1,000 with the damage. He

11:39

shot an arrow at the cops. Luckily,

11:41

he missed. Jesus Christ. That's one of the

11:43

10th murders, isn't it? They're going to jail for that. They

11:46

taser him three times. Naked.

11:49

Shit themselves. But naked.

11:52

What a fucking crazy son of a

11:54

bitch. I'd like to see a video that barely has

11:56

never had a temper, snapped, done

11:58

anything before. Can't quit shopping,

12:01

he just said he can't quit shopping. He fucking snapped.

12:04

He had enough, baby. How does

12:06

he have a fucking bow and arrow? What was the movie

12:08

with Michael Douglas where he had enough? Oh

12:11

man, falling down. Falling down, yeah. That

12:13

was a good one. He snapped,

12:15

didn't he? A little bit. Check

12:17

this out. You know what? The Germans can fucking

12:19

drink a lot of beer, boys. Like, this is unbelievable.

12:22

Oh, yeah, they have a full. 55 Germans

12:25

vacationed in Spain. They sat down

12:27

at a table. And they drank 1,254 fucking

12:29

beer in three hours. How

12:32

many fucking? That's

12:35

like 22, almost 23 beer each in three hours.

12:38

That's a lot of fucking beer, man. That's

12:40

right. He'd beer in hours is a good shift. That's

12:42

like what fucking? I know like

12:44

two people that can do that, but that was a group

12:47

of what? Just German

12:49

dudes. But how many guys? 55 people

12:53

that can drink 25 beer? It's

12:55

like a beer every eight minutes. Can you imagine the

12:57

poor people that had to serve these drunken

13:00

Germans, man? Must have been a fucking hell of a bill.

13:02

Must have been a shit. Imagine the amount of

13:04

pissing they did. 2,500 bucks.

13:08

That's it? Yeah, for the giant round of beers.

13:11

That's all? That seems cheap. Is that for

13:13

one round though? Okay, I actually beat the whole

13:15

thing. One round. The whole record was 100. That's

13:18

an expensive round. It could have been more than, if

13:21

it's 1,200 beer, so

13:23

the beers are only two bucks. 55 people

13:25

reportedly paid a bill of fucking 2,380 euros,

13:29

which is $2,534 American. Yeah,

13:32

but you said there was 1,200 beers served, so

13:34

it was only two euros a beer? They

13:37

got a good deal on them, man. Beer must be fucking

13:39

cheap in Spain. I don't know. Two

13:41

euros for a beer? Sounds like a good place to

13:44

go. So they live in there. Okay.

13:50

Oh, this is good. I got a gross story, man. Oh

13:52

man, how gross. People are fucking gross,

13:55

man. I could throw up right now. This happened

13:57

in America at the Ritz-Carl... tail

14:00

change. Which one? Which one in

14:03

uh where's the

14:05

that's uh oh in California half

14:07

moon bay this lady

14:09

there's ladies there she orders up a few bottles

14:12

of water she puts them down by her

14:14

nightstand she wakes them up the night goes

14:16

to taste one

14:17

it's fucking salty

14:19

buddy that gave her the fucking water

14:22

jacked off in it yeah really

14:26

contaminated her water with semen that's

14:31

you know what you should be able to kick the fuck

14:33

out of whoever did that yeah i'm easy i

14:36

go further than kick the fuck out you know what i mean

14:38

put them put them in the hospital well

14:41

he's obviously got mental problems but

14:43

she immediately realized that this is

14:45

not tasting great i'm not sure she

14:47

knew exactly what it tasted like she knew exactly

14:49

what it tastes like

14:50

so she had to test it

14:52

well i guess it's probably at the bottom

14:54

of the bottle man ah

14:57

that's fucking gnarly fucking

14:59

gross man that's yeah

15:03

hope you're gonna i

15:05

feel good story for us now man because that's no

15:07

this is something i didn't know anything about golly

15:09

han apparently was touched

15:11

by an alien touched

15:14

yeah define that she said

15:16

it felt like a finger of god

15:19

she was fingered by an alien it's

15:21

probably she probably should have said something did you

15:23

ever see the fucking finger on et with

15:26

the big light bulb on the end of it you imagine it

15:29

was that thing's probably got a little bit of heat

15:32

probably made her cheeks glow have you guys ever been told

15:35

finger of god

15:38

have you already yeah oh i'm

15:40

sweaty no you got some talent

15:42

my friend ricky's got the fingers

15:44

of god i guess she was like 20 she

15:47

saw these three little dudes with triangle head 20

15:49

when she was 20 yeah she was

15:51

as hot as hell it was 20 she was also

15:53

doing a lot of acid and mushrooms she

15:55

was dancing i don't know i'm just dancing she was

15:57

hot man i don't know that's because she's

16:00

some weird buzzing noise in her ear. It looks outside

16:02

the car. These three little triangle head dudes came

16:04

up. One of them either fingered

16:06

or I think just touched her face. This is what

16:08

really happened. Well, that's probably the guy. I downy

16:10

fingered her, Ricky. I

16:12

was pulling back and reached through the window with a car

16:14

and I think it's awesome, man. It's probably

16:16

back in the seventies if she was 20. Apparently,

16:19

she's in the desert in California.

16:21

In the sixties. There's been a ton of fucking alien

16:23

sightings there. So who knows, man? She was on life

16:26

in, in the late sixties. She was about 20. Gorgeous.

16:30

Yeah, she was laughing, laughing. The

16:33

fuck is that? You don't know that show.

16:36

Oh, I thought it was a drug. I don't care. The

16:38

laughing.

16:39

Yeah. It cares. Pubs.

16:41

It was a TV show in the

16:43

seventies. Laughing. It's only a good

16:45

drug that makes you laugh.

16:47

I guess that's awesome. The guys that. He'll

16:50

eat. I don't know, man.

16:53

Here's a good little story.

16:56

Firefighters. They, they save this dog in

16:58

this narrow pipe. Yeah. Little fucking

17:00

dog. How'd they get them out? I poured a fucking

17:02

drink and I forgot about it. Get

17:04

it in. But anyway, they

17:07

came in, the firefighters came and took the fucking

17:09

dog out of this pipe. They went through L.

17:12

Oh, I was happy. But then they fucking slapped

17:15

him with a $10,000 fucking bill

17:17

for doing it. Like, what would you do,

17:19

Bob? What if you were a cat? Oh

17:21

my God. I just about grabbed those scissors and

17:23

stuck them right in your chest. I don't know

17:25

why.

17:26

Maybe move those. It's

17:28

fucking weird. Keep

17:29

going. All right. If you were a cat stuck in a fucking

17:32

pipe, would you pay willingly paid thousand,

17:34

$10,000 to get it out? Yeah,

17:36

absolutely. Where would you get the money? Well,

17:39

if I had the money, I would. You okay. That's

17:41

what I'm saying. You want to go have fun with me. Exactly.

17:45

I could, there's no way. If there was a kitty suffering

17:47

in a pipe, I would go become a male prostitute

17:49

to make 10 grand to get them out. Gee.

17:51

Girls and guys. I'd have to. If

17:55

there was a kitty suffering in a pipe. Imagine

17:59

this little. I was of tear you

18:01

telling me you wouldn't go no

18:05

Take one for the I would be getting out of nine millimeter

18:07

and I'd be put the poor fucker down ten

18:10

grand So you would change your whole sexual

18:12

whatever they call it You know how many gas stations

18:15

are convenience stores you'd have to rob to get ten

18:17

grand a lot Yeah,

18:20

maybe the end of the night at McDonald's, but they got a

18:22

shift change in the weights. No, man That's a

18:24

no you'd have to fucking you'd

18:26

have to do on a serious ice Yeah, it would

18:29

have to be no it would have to be one rich.

18:31

Okay, so you willing I want to tell the gang Grant

18:33

or fucked up cat that stuck Yeah

18:38

Sure, I would right I

18:40

do it for you not for an animal. I don't think buffs

18:45

Black soul, maybe it was last. I haven't making

18:47

me lots of money, then it's like an asset,

18:49

right? so lassie

18:52

hmm lassie's fucking stupid

18:56

My alright down that okay the littlest

18:58

hobo You weren't

19:00

going to know littlest was very intelligent

19:03

The original that's worth going to Jeff who

19:05

was London his name was whatever

19:08

he could speak russian for fuck's sake.

19:10

He was very smart He

19:14

good russian spies came to a little town

19:16

He was in and they were doing some deals

19:18

and he overheard them and he went and fucking

19:20

told the people do

19:22

Come on follow me

19:24

Then they went back and cost them doing russian

19:27

spy stop You're starting

19:29

to sound like Ricky man. No, I'm just

19:31

telling you what happened on lillis hobo Well, this

19:33

is redo that show episode 61. They

19:36

should do it a little as hobo, but with a cat this

19:38

time Yeah, no kidding What

19:41

would they call him now?

19:43

Littler hobo do little this pussy Happy

19:48

I've watched that show Yeah,

19:51

but then it's gonna think it's about

19:53

somebody else you got a human

19:55

in the commercial you they obviously have a cat

20:02

Yeah, all right something to think about.

20:04

We'll pitch it for sure. We'll pitch it to Netflix.

20:06

For sure. For sure, Ricky.

20:10

This week for Borne days

20:12

is way better than last week. We're gonna

20:14

fucking have a good night tonight. All

20:16

right, who we got? Who

20:20

do we got that we don't give a fuck about? Rock

20:22

hard Hudson. Rock

20:25

hard Hudson. Most

20:27

people probably listen to this, don't

20:30

have a clue where Rock Hudson was. No, they don't man. He

20:33

do are really. I don't really know

20:35

much about him either. He was, he

20:38

was fucking pretty cool man. He

20:41

was as gay as the night is long. Yeah, I know that.

20:43

You know what? And we didn't know that for

20:46

many, many years. He had a little secret.

20:48

Yeah. And he was like a womanizer

20:50

for most of it in the movies. Fucking Gordon

20:53

Lightfoot. We're gonna crank the shit out of some

20:55

of that. Give us a little bit of Gordon, bubs. Sun

20:58

down on the tip of my car.

21:00

No, I forget the word. Something like that.

21:03

It was right groove though man. Hey, do you think

21:05

when he was speeding I called him Gordon Lightfoot?

21:07

Yeah. Think cop ever called him. Not

21:09

till the end of the stone.

21:14

Gordon Lightfoot. Hey, hey, hey, hey,

21:16

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

21:18

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, good drinking

21:20

to him man. That's fucking good man. Yeah it is.

21:23

It's

21:23

making me wanna drink it. Do you think a cop ever said, hey fucking

21:26

take her down a notch there Gordon Leadfoot.

21:30

That'd be funny if a cop pulled him over

21:32

speed and then Gordon said,

21:35

oh fucking blow me, cop.

21:38

What if he's fucking doing like 60

21:40

kilometers an hour in a hundred zone and he got pulled

21:43

over? Come on Lightfoot. The

21:45

fuck you doing? What you doing? Fucking give

21:47

her some gas bud. Light

21:50

on the foot. Too light in the foot.

21:53

Martin Scorsese. Yeah.

21:55

Watch one of his great films tonight. He's

21:58

got tons man. We gotta know one. I

22:00

heard that. I haven't seen it yet. Neither have I. Leonardo.

22:03

Killers of the Flower Moon. Yeah. Heard

22:06

mixed reviews. Why don't we get

22:08

it, watch it tonight somehow? Sneak

22:10

in. We could easily sneak in. Bring your own

22:13

popcorn.

22:14

Fruits.

22:15

Edibles. Joints. Mushrooms. Regent

22:17

cow or taxi driver?

22:20

Regent cow. No, no, no, no. Jesus,

22:23

Regent Bull, which is a fucking awesome

22:25

movie.

22:27

Fucking De Niro, man. The good guys.

22:30

Good guys. Yeah, it was a good one.

22:33

Danny DeVito. Danny

22:35

DeVito. Yeah. Louis

22:38

De Palma. Great fucking

22:40

dude. Good man. I wouldn't have got his last name. You

22:42

don't remember? I remember Louis. I just remember. Up in

22:45

the cage. Louis De Palma. The cage

22:47

in the garage. And what was it? Okay. And then Jim,

22:49

what was Jim's last name? Belushi. No,

22:52

on taxi. No, on Jim... No.

22:56

Krakowski. No, close. Starts

22:59

with an I.

23:01

Don't know.

23:02

Jim Ignatowski. Jesus

23:04

Christ, man. Fucking close, man. I had the Towski.

23:07

Lauren Michaels. Oh, Lauren Michaels. I met

23:09

Lauren Michaels. Weren't

23:11

we supposed to go on Saturday Night Live at

23:13

one time? We were. What the fuck happened?

23:16

I think we went to jail. You

23:18

guys went to jail, so we never ended up going

23:20

on Saturday Night Live. Fucking... RuPaul.

23:23

You can watch a little drag race

23:25

later. Yeah.

23:29

Yeah. Fuck.

23:33

I don't know who these people are. Who? Name

23:35

them. I might know them. Richard

23:38

Fordis, you probably know. Richard Fordis, yeah. He played Guns

23:40

N' Roses for a while. He still does.

23:42

Oh, really? Richard still plays in Guns

23:45

N' Roses. The fuck does he do? He can crank so much.

23:47

He plays guitar. Him and Slash are the guitar players. So

23:49

it looks like a little Roses and Light put tonight. Oh,

23:53

and also some... Belle

23:55

Div Devoe. A new edition. Belle

23:58

Div. It's Ronnie Devoe's birthday. If

24:00

you don't need to vote. Bell Bev Devoe.

24:02

You used to love them.

24:04

Who?

24:05

Bell Bev Devoe. You used to dress up like

24:07

the member. No, man. That's some good gems.

24:11

Yeah. Devoe? Bell Bev

24:13

Devoe. You don't know who the fuck he asked you to do. You're

24:15

gonna know who's a fuck. Do, do, do, do, do, do. I

24:18

forgot how the song goes. No, but can you do it? You didn't

24:20

do it right there. Just wait, I'm putting it on. That sounds serious.

24:23

Was it Whippid? No. No, Bell

24:25

Bev Devoe. Whippid Good. And? Here's

24:28

their biggest song. You know like this one. You used to dance

24:30

to this all the time. See? That's

24:32

not fair. It's an elitible.

24:39

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's

24:43

good. It's pointed. All

24:45

right, I don't. That's Ronny right there. Is

24:48

it? OK, I don't. I don't know. I'm gonna like this last

24:50

one, my friend. All right, I can't wait, Ricky.

24:52

Who is he? Rachel

24:55

McAdams. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

24:59

She is. She is. She's

25:01

up and OK under there. She's

25:04

knocked into the table. A notebook. I didn't see

25:06

the movie before, but I'm

25:08

going to watch it one of these days. Oh,

25:11

yeah? Yeah, man. Hata Ramos.

25:13

She's from Canada, too. Yeah,

25:16

London, Ontario. Yep. Didn't know that.

25:19

London. That's

25:20

right.

25:21

Interesting.

25:22

And so is Buddy Boy. That was what they were in the

25:24

notebook. What's his name? Gordon Lightfoot? No.

25:27

Gordon Lightfoot wasn't in the notebook, was

25:30

he? No, man. Oh, he's

25:32

from Canada. It's really the

25:34

dude there. What's his name? Oh,

25:36

the guy with the sort of larger

25:39

snozzle. What?

25:42

The guy in the notebook? Yeah. Wasn't

25:45

it what's his name that has the sort of a bigger nose

25:48

on him? Oh, Ryan

25:51

Gosling. Oh, that's not who I'm thinking.

25:54

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Gosling. That's a rump. Ryan

25:56

God, he's Canadian dude. That's what I said,

25:58

man. A lot of Canadians. Who was the guy

26:00

I'm thinking of with the big, sort of bigger

26:02

nose? It wasn't a fantastic.

26:05

Crawford Fowls was in that. No,

26:07

his name. I'm

26:10

thinking of the guy that was in, you know,

26:12

man. Hope you come up with some. Is

26:15

he dead? I don't

26:17

know. No, you're not dead. The

26:20

guy with the big nose in the fucking know how to play Freddie.

26:23

Maybe he wasn't in the know, man. I know what

26:25

you do. There's like two characters. I'm thinking of him. I got

26:27

older and it was two different actors. The pianist.

26:30

Who was in that? The pianist. The

26:33

pianist. The pianist. Adrian

26:37

fucking Brody. Fuck. Yeah,

26:39

he's got a big. He's got a pretty big

26:41

arm. He was an asteroid. See, I don't remember

26:43

being that big, but I guess it is. It's

26:46

just it's it's a beak. Oh, yeah, it

26:48

is big. I thought I, you know, that guy

26:50

depends on the angle. Not that that's a bad

26:52

thing. I wish I had a bigger fucking

26:54

nose. No, you don't. I do

26:56

hold my glasses up better. Yeah,

27:00

it does. They get in the way, though, sometimes,

27:02

though, when they're doing things. Big noses.

27:04

Yeah. All right. You

27:07

know what they say about people with big noses?

27:09

Yeah.

27:10

No, I don't know. Do you? I was asked. I have

27:12

no idea. No, no. Must

27:15

be some things. There must be advantages to it. Oh,

27:18

you can smell things from a farther

27:21

distance. Like that. I don't

27:23

know if it helps your sense of smell, though, Bubs. I

27:25

think you would have more olfactory

27:27

sensors in there. More

27:30

surface area. You could

27:32

probably breathe clear because

27:34

your intake. One of the intakes are bigger,

27:37

just like on a bigger factory. Census.

27:40

One of the newer factory. It's not that

27:42

kind of it's not an old factory. Ricky,

27:46

what is it? An old olfactory.

27:49

It's one word. It's not like the old factory

27:52

down the road. A factory. No, it's

27:54

not like that. Let's go get some spaghetti.

27:57

I'll go get spaghetti. I will do with sausage.

28:00

Spaghetti, Scorsese, and

28:03

what's the other thing we said? Lightfoot and roses.

28:06

Well, listen to Lightfoot on the way to get spaghetti. Let's

28:08

fire up some AI and make Gordon

28:11

Lightfoot sing Guns N' Roses. Imagine

28:14

him singing fucking Welcome to the

28:16

Jungle. That'd be fucked. Well,

28:19

he's acting in the Lorne

28:21

Michaels sketch.

28:24

Lorne Michaels directed version of the notebook.

28:27

I see TV. Let's go old school. All

28:30

right, let's do it. At least we have our night figured out,

28:32

boys. Let's say

28:34

goodbye. Good night, everybody. Good night. Thank you. Good

28:37

night. Have a nice.