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tinfoil steaks. Was just an early never

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give up do yoga meditate. now so

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far as was when for you man

1:07

a we should do that might get

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into yoga chair yoga. Their

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that's a big thing match area was hair

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wearing black? yeah just don't sit and chair,

1:16

you don't need to get on the floor

1:18

and and all those Grady positions what the

1:20

fuck is chaired Wealth? Show me some moves

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I saw on the Smallpox of the show

1:24

Me: what do you do I have no

1:26

I'm gonna enjoy it yet but I heard

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it's the raid jerk Your choice imposes are

1:30

you would just get out or stop with

1:33

this. Type

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of thing that bugs. You.

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Know Strachan so you just get out

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early to was fucking weirdo. They're capitalizing

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on drink and know parody and know

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nuff all my finger Nomad know it's

1:47

a stretch for yoga, not touching your

1:49

fingers. Man it's a stretch for yoga.

1:52

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1:55

think it's day I know fi I'm

1:57

gonna quit for that day and see

1:59

our goal. Could younger could you can

2:02

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2:04

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get one of those tight super tight

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work out one piece sister. You

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know what? Like John Travolta used

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to have. We. Should fucking knows

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on social media platforms are. A

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you little sued on on cinema suited

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to discover yourself him but he beat.

2:31

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to do a sign up the bits and

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pieces down and make the blanket. I named my

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son of paint thinners. what color what I

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bring myself. To. Be. Interested

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in the cooking. Cream do

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for Green Green Bastards group.

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zoomed on a legacy at

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where. Some. Guy

2:56

as to believe might why? A

3:00

guy get offended to see a bloody paint

3:02

on? Nope. Nope. Nope. He has been. Is

3:06

wrong with each he painted lanes on? I

3:08

think if she wants to do some like

3:10

that, go for it. So nothing tavern or

3:12

Batumi. To swarms, paint. Painted.

3:15

Bit but I mean painted. She had

3:17

no underwear around and say just paid

3:20

underwear. Now there is some fucking exercises

3:22

that the gym or use my that

3:24

you know the closest bomb as their

3:27

eggs pop in and yeah it's not

3:29

So no underwear whatsoever just paint. In

3:32

Dates as fuck and oh yeah so you know

3:34

if she was too much away you know where

3:36

you do the splits up the wall while there's

3:38

this machines reprieve legs in in length. that's not

3:41

a good did. you don't want to go on

3:43

the seem like that? your claws. Well.

3:45

Maybe you do cove it it just on a

3:47

treadmill and something. And. You're

3:50

on a treadmill at seems fine. Bench

3:52

press? maybe? Peck Deck. But.

3:54

You know, the old clothes? You

3:57

see when and some of them have their legs straight

3:59

up to. Scratch you know as

4:01

squats might not be. Wow.

4:04

Nice. Won't. Be nice for

4:06

some people. Moon Splits. Now.

4:10

I mean, what kind of fucking

4:12

this? really? I

4:16

mean because if a fella get it

4:18

just painted himself up many was in

4:20

their don't squat would he have to

4:22

paint and take the the three they

4:24

appear larvae know biology. easy for so

4:26

those you know why I think it's

4:28

dangler you get a nicer I mean

4:30

but it would be the same equivalent

4:32

to she didn't take anything app. She.

4:35

Just painted it so of a fellow when

4:37

and in just painted and he was in

4:39

they're doing squats magic of Randy was in

4:42

their Don't Squad native. The

4:44

as gravy would be dripping from his

4:46

body was wouldn't be just be reunited

4:48

with his dream. Car

4:50

combos. Is

4:53

normal in our arguments? Know.

4:56

How to be was good thing we kicked her out because

4:58

then. It's you know the could. It

5:00

could have turned into boots. Come in and that's

5:02

what I'm saying and then runs fine. You know

5:05

Randy's in. their dragon is not around on the

5:07

ground. Doing.

5:09

Squats some magic Randy duel

5:12

knows you know those legs

5:14

spread were yet the machine

5:17

to three like smells smell.

5:21

And a sack. Would be hanging off the

5:23

end of the. Probably you

5:25

know we would all like been up afterwards

5:27

to announce know he just leave a big

5:29

fucking. And I

5:31

guess though we weren't the promises. Naked

5:33

sitting on a bench room

5:36

see. You can leave some. Things.

5:38

Be never with brave. He thinks that

5:40

that stuff turns people on the hill

5:42

descent turn people off. Ask.

5:47

Bashing. Uses that word as

5:49

must smell of musk. Discuss

5:52

the boy's. Gonna

5:55

quit drinking? Well, you know what? I'm going

5:57

to calm down a little bit baby. Ominous.

6:00

Literati better get shape, you know? Maybe that's

6:02

that's what I'm at it. but I think

6:04

I'm going to. Attacker a think

6:06

I'm gonna do with the year. You'll. Be

6:08

able to retire. By

6:10

twenty twenty five, the three of us going

6:12

to be retired. What a secret! I

6:15

got a little thing on the go. have been

6:17

dreaming it up as can figure out a way

6:19

to go on. It's way so. Twenty Twenty four

6:21

I thank. You

6:23

and saying that since Nineteen

6:25

Eighty Four? Yeah, but. Bunch.

6:28

Eighty Four was the first year you said we're

6:31

going to be retired this year. Boys, have

6:33

I given up. Never.

6:35

Said you game after. I mean, it's taken

6:37

a little longer than you expect of, you

6:39

know, a lot longer man. But as they'd

6:42

like or use any we were going to

6:44

break out of that year, think about how

6:46

much we're going to proceed. Fucking retirement when

6:48

it happened. So yeah, it's been a long.

6:51

it's been a long fucking one. Guy who

6:53

they signed a new scheme for is good.

6:56

Use. A headline than I had

6:58

to look into. A guideline was for

7:00

a woman's driveway stolen while she was

7:03

at work. I feel so I was

7:05

think law mean it's those fancy bricks

7:07

or something. Know just paid. For

7:10

his part of this new overpayments can. Yeah,

7:14

okay, I saw a senior. so you

7:16

pick a home. Or it. And

7:19

you call contract and so yeah, I wouldn't. Want.

7:22

To quote on replace my driveway or

7:24

my roof siding with the fuck it

7:26

is an in Their contracts can really

7:29

be like okay yeah. Let's.

7:32

Go ahead with it. He. Said why

7:34

want money upfront? See. Sentiment check

7:36

and see that causes five green

7:38

he said with check for. Eight.

7:41

Or nine grand. And then you

7:43

can see. I mean, I. Can.

7:46

You pay me back the money that

7:48

overpaid you so many sins back. Check

7:50

your check bounces and you get his.

7:52

For. Green. The.

7:56

Dirty one. That's. A fucking dirty

7:58

one. All right, You might

8:00

get in trouble for it eventually. And

8:03

or will scale recommend. There was one

8:05

have emerged key moment dry was gone

8:07

and the guy realized check bounce it

8:10

wasn't even person sales. So.

8:13

He's. A I'm not doing more work on drive

8:15

was fucking gone. Sorry.

8:18

Wow. See.

8:21

I mean that you know it'll kill

8:23

people or another she try a scam

8:26

ham can feel ya some guy didn't

8:28

even know her said it was his

8:30

hurts all my fox he contract is

8:32

contact the contractor. Paid. In

8:34

the same shame she wasn't even a nice not

8:37

she had no idea just all of a sudden

8:39

or to while she needs to get a new

8:41

drives us to somebody because these contracts shown up.

8:43

look at a drive which is a fucking you

8:45

do Here is Andre Andre soon as your landlord

8:48

is a gun on a fucking landlord. I own

8:50

this house. Last came back up to

8:52

a point is gone are you know what

8:54

at that? I mean I tell Isis I

8:57

like were but is going with it but

8:59

it be good if we could just take

9:01

the people that are that fucking victims like

9:03

if they were dead. Yeah fucking ass holes

9:05

sure see that this will will do. Will.

9:08

Be like robin hood of driveways.

9:10

Aura. Okay me, I

9:13

tried out just how the innocent people's

9:15

driveways kids take it. Now. Just gotta

9:17

you gotta take away the of take the driveway

9:19

are the tickets mans from i'm saying i'm Alex

9:21

new the roof of them get back of wet.

9:25

Are focused among your roof off. Every

9:29

fucking awesome man. Foisting.

9:32

Is maybe just don't do it at

9:35

all. Don't. Even get involved

9:37

of them that why not. It's fun.

9:40

It. Could be a lot of fun. right?

9:42

You are better. way to make money is

9:45

didn't job Now get a fucking job at

9:47

Mcdonalds. Six You only get money that way.

9:49

You know what? you remind me of buffs

9:52

and I've adam well into a bright via

9:54

I know it's toll on one thirty from

9:56

up with their says this do use Universe

9:58

students she's fucking g. This at age

10:01

ten years has Pt Phd right

10:03

out and a parody of hands.

10:05

Yep at eight. So this guy

10:07

you know kept on school mathematics

10:09

at a sistine. All this shit.

10:12

And. Then you know what happened to. He. Says

10:14

fuck that. When. Gun in his twenties

10:16

or two and a fucking. Retard.

10:18

He just know he lives with his

10:21

parents. He does never fucking job. He's

10:23

like a crazy duty how her mother

10:25

fucker some china and he does Nothing

10:28

is content with. That's what your life.

10:30

I. Think you're borderline genius. What you

10:33

did Nothing which would you like

10:35

a market is this? Shopping carts

10:37

and desert? bandwidth? C'mon perhaps. You.

10:39

Could get a lot better man. Oh

10:42

or a of I didn't know I was gonna

10:44

talk to their really I didn't mean to like

10:46

this is a corner just read the story but

10:48

this do knows like bugs. Maybe you could it

10:50

did a bit more man. Maybe.

10:53

You could if I know I could

10:55

have been. I admit it. Well.

10:59

He needs takes money to go

11:01

university. I couldn't go. Care

11:03

law because you would find

11:06

scholarships man would trade school

11:08

German lines. Astronauts See

11:10

Now here's the problem. I think the astronaut

11:12

things fucked up your life because you would

11:14

snow because if one are over yeah he

11:17

did You try to see on talk and

11:19

I see and obsession with it's I can't

11:21

be tied up at university in case I

11:23

get called been at say that we're fucked

11:25

over by. Accident. fuck anything to

11:27

do I you should be a mayor and

11:30

well could be going as you may be

11:32

a multibillion there. right now it's fucking Gates.

11:34

my dick as smart as was Guy oh.

11:37

Well. I chose that mother fucker you wish

11:39

for that guy. So was I Get back

11:41

in in university and I'm tied up in all

11:43

what's gonna happen. Murphy's Law the phone was going

11:46

to ring a it's Nasa we need to

11:48

go up on a mess and you can. To.

11:51

School uterus. Yes,

11:53

I would you consider her to minors. You

11:56

can. You. Could go back. Man

11:58

I won't be easy to ago. way

14:00

more banged up than we do. What

14:02

do you mean? Well this

14:04

one man in St. Petersburg Florida

14:06

got arrested for molesting

14:08

the manatee statue at a

14:10

restaurant. Yeah we do that

14:12

shit all the time man. You fucking roast

14:15

hump it still. Yeah okay that's not that

14:17

crazy. Yeah but I, Ricky just like laughs

14:19

humps it with his pants on. Maybe that's

14:21

kind of what the wiener is actually doing.

14:23

This was a bad one. This woman drunk

14:26

as fuck in California.

14:29

Drove into a great big illuminated. You know those

14:31

trailers say don't drink and drive.

14:33

Yeah. She drove. Was she drunk? Yeah. Of all

14:35

the things you could fucking

14:40

do. All the things you could do man. And

14:42

this guy this is bad. He

14:46

hit a fucking pedestrian so hard that the

14:48

pedestrian flew through his windshield. Well part of

14:50

him did. Part of him stayed at the

14:52

scene. Into the pasture seat and the

14:55

guy drove for 40 miles. Before he realized.

14:57

He thought he said he thought he hit

14:59

a deer. And you're just

15:01

gonna drive 40 miles. He was driving anyway. With

15:03

a deer in the. Heard of a body in

15:05

the pasture seat. All right so the thing got

15:07

chopped in half. Is that what you're saying? That's

15:09

what it sounds like. So it had like the

15:12

upper part in the passenger seat. Yeah. He didn't

15:14

look over. I guess not. He's

15:16

always wanted to see drunk. He

15:18

thought he picked up a head jacket. He went

15:20

with Jack in the box. Passed out the wheel

15:22

like this. So someone called the cops cop showing

15:24

up. Okay well he's drunk. What the fuck is

15:26

that in the pasture seat? I don't know I

15:29

thought he hit a deer. Well no. That's a human.

15:31

And it's half a human. Jesus he must

15:33

have really fucking hit the fuck. I don't

15:35

think he should be driving if you're that

15:37

fucking banged up. No man. He shouldn't be

15:39

driving if you're at all banged up. A

15:43

little bit. Shut up. Well

15:45

the limit is kind of low. Do

15:47

you drink? I'm drive with a drink

15:49

in your hand every day. Yeah

15:51

but it's more of a mixed drink in

15:53

your fucking hand. At the wheel. A part

15:56

of what I'm wearing. You know what I

15:58

mean? It's more of an accessory. You

18:01

slept with her. 15 year

18:03

old leader. Oh fuck him. He deserves to be dick.

18:05

I don't know if he deserves to be dickless. He

18:07

does man. He deserves to be dickless. If

18:10

you went to prison they'd probably cut it

18:12

off anyway. Where was this at? Brazil. Yeah.

18:14

Yeah. That was definitely what I had. Well, he definitely paid

18:16

for that one, didn't he? Yep. Weaned

18:19

her down the toilet. He won't think he's weaned her in anything

18:21

else for a bit. For a bit?

18:23

It doesn't grow back, Ricky. Is he still alive?

18:27

Didn't say he died. He's not a starfish. He's

18:29

not going to grow it back. Weaned

18:32

her doesn't grow back, huh? No, sir. He's going

18:34

to be a... Wienerless.

18:36

He's going to be a Ken doll. I thought

18:38

you should have been a porn with that Bobbit

18:40

fella. He is a penis. No,

18:43

but his was just chucked in the field. Oh,

18:45

they got her. He got

18:47

that thing back and got it on ice. He put

18:49

the dirt off it. Put it back on. Flicked the

18:51

rocks off of it and sold her back on. It

18:53

still worked okay. It had

18:55

a bend in it. It had about a fucking 40 degree bend

18:57

in it. Man, they couldn't get out

18:59

of it. Might feel better for his partner. Boys,

19:02

we're going to do a road trip. As soon as it

19:04

gets done, we're going to go check this out. Tomorrow. Check.

19:07

This is fucking weird. This is in Quebec,

19:09

which is like 17, 16 hours away. McDonald's

19:13

restaurant in the middle of nowhere,

19:16

sparks conspiracy theories.

19:18

So way up north

19:21

in Quebec, there's firm land

19:23

everywhere. They decide to open

19:25

up at McDonald's. What the fuck

19:27

was that? They

19:30

open up at McDonald's. This thing's not even on the

19:32

power grid, man. They got a generator. How

19:35

are McDonald's okay with that? They're

19:38

fucking smart. Look at that. That's

19:40

a nice McDonald's. That's a

19:42

fucking big McDonald's. Firm land everywhere. Check

19:44

that fucker. Is that?

19:47

There's nobody even around. It's

19:49

real. Does it do any business? It's

19:51

gonna. McDonald's are smart. Cause

19:54

they fucking found out that they were

19:56

going to put a big, crazy fucking

19:58

subdivision in around this whole fucking. Oh,

20:00

well there you go. Here's an idea. How

20:02

about you wait build it once the subdivision

20:04

is there. No, man It's all about the

20:06

land But I don't know

20:09

land they don't give a fuck if the restaurants

20:11

making money right there Which

20:13

would take fucking years? How do you

20:15

how do you support it or they don't give

20:17

a fuck cuz they're just billionaires. They're just McDonald's

20:19

They don't give a fuck. They've got you know

20:21

what? It's things like this They got it's got

20:23

my mind going man, because I think it's the

20:25

real estate's the fucking thing We got to get

20:27

into boys firmly land good

20:31

And I got a surprise for you guys coming up a little while

20:33

I'm time this month and you'll fucking see what

20:36

I got through And

20:38

I'm saying no no hint man. This

20:40

is the ball of ladies. It involves

20:43

meat transactions, which are kind of

20:45

you know, gee They

20:47

might be not for us. I'm gonna

20:49

go to people. No, we're okay. Remember in the

20:51

clear All

20:54

right Did

20:57

I mention when I quit drinking and drugs

20:59

I also quit crying well fucking shit you

21:01

did crime is off All right, you know

21:04

what crimes with weapons thought that's

21:06

fair what other types of crime No,

21:10

I'm not all you can be a little dirty man.

21:13

No, I'm off all the crime.

21:15

Holy fuck. No crime. What about

21:17

gambling? I Might

21:21

go some gambling. No, don't do

21:23

fucking gamble. I do a bit of crime Gammas

21:26

worse than crime if we didn't crime will you gamble

21:28

with her crime money? exactly

21:31

You you know what you got to

21:33

learn how to fucking read numbers like that What is

21:35

they the going in Ben? I like

21:37

he does it rain her count and her you

21:40

got a fucking cat Why don't you that count

21:42

cards? I know how to do it, but you're

21:44

not using me like rain man Oh,

21:46

come on, man. No, sir, you can

21:49

get the suits on matching suits and

21:51

go to the fucking casino. No I

21:53

know sure we'll

21:55

go to the Niagara Falls to the casinos up there.

21:57

You love the Falls man. I do love the fall

24:00

great one. He can do it.

24:02

He can drink and play. Like a lafler man,

24:04

he was smoking his fucking brains out. Yeah, that

24:06

was awesome. Yeah, that was pretty cool. Yeah, Gala

24:08

lafler, smoking darts on the bench. I think it

24:11

might have been a little joint. Oh,

24:13

they were definitely fucking smoking lots of weed,

24:15

man. Probably has to. Quebec

24:17

has great has. I've met a few

24:19

NHL guys that let

24:22

me know they were high as fuck for

24:24

the all-star game. Yeah, and scored five goals.

24:26

Exactly who they are. Hot end of his

24:28

fucking mind. Well,

24:31

I mean, we could probably know

24:34

that we won't. He's not

24:36

playing anymore. No, he was

24:38

fucking awesome. He was awesome. He was awesome.

24:41

Yeah, we have all kinds of stories. What

24:44

about buddy there? Another great one who ate

24:46

a pan of weed brownies. And

24:48

it was fucking fucked up for three

24:50

days. Big new. No, it

24:53

wasn't him. Another great hockey

24:55

player that we can't fucking tell. Really?

24:57

Yeah. Don't I don't remember that story.

24:59

Last name begins with H. So

25:05

did the other guy. So did the

25:07

other guy's name. No,

25:09

it wasn't the same guy. Okay, this guy. It

25:12

was a father and son that both played.

25:15

That's another. I know

25:17

exactly what you mean now. Yep. I

25:22

ate a whole pan of weed brownies. Yeah, they

25:24

were just normal brownies and he was a fucker

25:27

like three days. Yeah, I would fuck you up.

25:29

On the ice. Was he on the ice? I

25:31

don't think he could play. I think he was

25:33

playing on weed. Three days straight. Yeah,

25:37

you'd be fucked. Space

25:39

cakes, man. I miss space cakes. Yep.

25:43

I'm a mess of space cakes. Eating space cakes

25:45

with Sebastian Bach I think was one of my

25:47

favorite fucking times. That was a good time. That

25:50

was a good fucking game. In Amsterdam. Yeah, I

25:52

was. Fuck Sebastian Bach. What a fucking person to

25:54

be. That was a good time. It was before

25:56

it was legal in Canada. Yeah. Yeah,

26:01

no, Amsterdam's not the same. No, man.

26:04

Amsterdam's pretty fucking fun, boys. It's

26:06

fun. It is fun. I'm

26:09

telling you, when you're high as fuck on the bikes,

26:11

you just gotta be like, how many times have we

26:14

almost hit? I almost got killed by a fucking scooter.

26:16

Because there should be a lot of driving. I

26:18

got hit by one. I got hit by

26:21

one fucking man whenever I was over there. I

26:24

got hit by a scooter. Didn't

26:27

hurt, but fucking clobbered me.

26:31

Yeah, they're fucking dangerous, man. When

26:33

you're not used to it, fuck. Yeah,

26:35

we'd have a hard time. One of us would be dead within a

26:37

year if we lived there. Randy.

26:40

The fucking Randy always got killed in Manchester, England,

26:42

looking the wrong way, across from the street. He's

26:45

fucking dumb. Yeah. I should

26:47

have just let him sit a grab and I should have just let him

26:49

walk right in front of the fucking thing. Randy was... Do

26:51

you know what Randy was doing in Amsterdam this time?

26:53

What? You guys weren't there,

26:55

but he figured out the bicycles that

26:58

have either a yellow or a blue

27:02

fender on the back. That

27:04

means they'll double you. Wherever you want

27:06

to go, they'll pick you up and he was getting

27:08

rides with Feless. What? Just holding

27:10

on to them like this. He

27:12

would wave and point and they would stop and he'd

27:14

get on and go riding

27:17

around the town with Feless. Was

27:19

his hold up here or

27:21

was it a little old? I

27:23

mean, he'd have one on each kind

27:26

of... He was grabbing the package

27:28

and the chest. Yeah. See,

27:31

I don't know. Did you get a pay for that kind of thing? No.

27:35

If the thing has a yellow, I can't

27:37

remember if it's yellow or blue, but

27:39

if it's got a yellow or blue

27:41

back fender, that means they're up for

27:43

doubling. That's great. What's the benefit

27:45

to the fucking bike driver? Well, it probably gives

27:47

them a leg workout. Save

27:50

more people from using cars. That's

27:53

got to mean something else. You're

27:56

raped. I'm willing and able to get it

27:58

going. Doing

30:00

in nervous some people do

30:03

math. I. Allow. Their.

30:05

Fake in it. They. Gotta can

30:07

be true. Yeah, they can't be. Around

30:10

maybe I should give urge cry she

30:12

would. Happiness is like a for the thirst.

30:15

Ill just turn into a fucking

30:17

black hole. He was

30:19

just centigrade and are like and never try

30:21

man space time continuum would stop. Okay well

30:23

maybe I'll share with you Monday we'll see

30:25

you're right so we're not going. Today is

30:28

nice Teflon, not all weekend. We're going to

30:30

give a fuck a big time so you're

30:32

sick. have been nice Sunday night. Also.

30:35

Hundred drink so hard try to make myself sick

30:37

as to where you do it. Throng

30:39

of the didn't ask into force on I

30:42

only did I not quit. now I'm gonna

30:44

drink higher than I normally. You know what's

30:46

in your stomach pumped up in his some

30:48

Sunday night I have just want to get

30:51

my stomach pumped. Sunday night some terrible following

30:53

supposed to quit drinking and have to stop

30:55

the funds to now we we are funny

30:57

off the booze seat There we go there's

31:00

the planet earth. What's gonna let us know

31:02

or care? Was always your a Happy New

31:04

Years Everybody else does Happy Twenty Twenty. Four.

31:08

And six twenty two hour. Because.

31:10

Of our twenty three forward as the

31:12

years go there, God Man fleet. See

31:16

the video version of Park After Dark

31:18

in wrecked his trailer. Go to swearnet.com

31:20

or download the Truth or voice were

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not app.