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to one back, Echo

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back off and this is a fucked up story

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right here Guy: Some. Is fucked up

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but I think we might be a little

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make some money off. this is that fuck

0:36

Are we gonna say? I'll all not just

0:38

a second. There's this check. Know was no

0:40

no justice Act as a check. She's a

0:43

Korean model right? So she's cruising around the

0:45

city. The cardboard box over her body with

0:47

holes on the side. Gonna to people say

0:49

they put your hands in here She's naked

0:52

underneath the group. way. A

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scholar to everybody restaurants here put put

0:56

your hands and assholes I'm sure ecstasy

0:59

know so think I'm. Done. With

1:01

a portable glory All it's like a

1:03

portable glory will occur. She's happy as

1:05

fuck. One but the holes

1:07

put your hands and was. No.

1:10

I get three getting grow drop drop

1:12

way everybody's groper man and she's loving

1:14

it like it's is really fucking weird.

1:16

So what the fuck did you search

1:18

to find that? know just ways of

1:20

making money and think I'm thinking the

1:22

here's the deal. We could do this.

1:24

Randy tall, are you hungry Important glory

1:26

hole. Didn't even see if there was

1:28

one nearby. To. Sec we

1:31

got a meeting. Oh you're any who

1:33

the fuck. Small but their hands and

1:35

box.people okay she's far clock Sila. Have.

1:38

Hands. Right in their men and women. Put

1:41

their hands and the whole. Group.

1:43

In a way to make them wash their

1:45

hands. Now see she just she's donor for

1:48

views are so social media thing right was

1:50

like more views or whatever she's get out

1:52

of parking do? I mean I've watched as

1:54

a few times but I'm thinking. Randy.

1:57

throw box over that big pile of shit

2:00

Throw them into like downtown Halifax.

2:02

Everybody's drunk Charge people to

2:04

put their hands down grow or like that would be

2:06

like, you know in Halloween when

2:09

they put like You know eggs in a

2:11

bowl and yeah, do they make boxes up

2:13

big? Yeah, you can get like

2:15

an old fucking you can get a box at probably

2:17

Costco from like, you know Wash the machine or something.

2:19

I should fit them. I've been thinking about it or

2:22

refrigerator Throw that on

2:24

that shithead. I'm saying like five bucks a

2:26

grope or grope by the minute. I don't

2:29

know what student Well, they want charging free

2:32

free. Yeah, she's dumb and she also got

2:34

charged So she's not doing anything.

2:36

She got charged with what? I don't

2:38

know going out and fucking telling people to grope

2:40

her Body that's

2:43

not illegal It

2:45

is so you can tell anybody you want to grow

2:47

up getting some trappin Okay,

2:50

let me okay It's

2:53

just a minor offense. She's probably just gonna get

2:56

you know, fine Does

2:58

it say what the charges? Oh, she's you

3:00

home fuck up to 3800 bucks or one year

3:02

in jail? Jesus,

3:05

but if she went to jail, maybe she can take her box make

3:07

some money. Oh Well

3:10

moving on do you want to say hi to everybody I Wouldn't

3:14

hurt Hi

3:16

everybody you guys gonna do it or what just want

3:19

me to sit here and talk the whole fucking time Yeah,

3:22

I know. All right. Welcome to

3:24

Park after dark everybody What's

3:27

the date? It's the 26th of

3:30

January Get this

3:32

fucking month out of her face. That's what I'm saying.

3:34

It was not bad It's

3:36

been good man compared to other years because

3:38

it hasn't stowed my I guess fuck good

3:40

going fucking London, England tomorrow But oh, yeah,

3:43

we're going to London aren't we? If

3:46

they let us in if they let us in

3:48

and one good thing about this I

3:50

heard the hotel that we're seeing it. There's

3:52

a fucking awesome old English pub right across

3:54

the street Oh, yeah, that's what I'll do

3:56

most of the time stroke Sure,

3:59

the time between. There are several of

4:01

them in the neighborhood Earlier Jim Jim

4:03

for us to better be a gym.

4:07

Old English jumped. By

4:09

all medieval jam you looked

4:11

pick it up stone so's

4:13

rock sonos chosen sources around.

4:17

Of fuck into an empty detained and a

4:19

loss and you know you got wrecked. The

4:21

fact the change of them off. Dining.

4:26

Odor with dungeon in a castle. Basically,

4:28

yeah, you know what? I wouldn't? I was

4:30

just read some little while ago. I'm on

4:33

the most excruciating ways to die. Crucifixions.

4:36

Up their number one. Known

4:38

suck on Thursday was awful. think like

4:40

you know the big guys whatever it

4:42

goes through the palm know it goes

4:44

wrote to the fucking risk know do

4:46

that your hands or dislike on i

4:48

like lightning community your fucking fingers at

4:50

often was absent. A lot

4:53

man who'd get like saying yeah,

4:55

excruciating came from the word crucifixion.

4:59

To says roof see a crucible. Of.

5:01

As it's so fucking excruciating.

5:03

Pain is fucking horrible in

5:05

Berkeley Blowtorch Summer to as

5:08

number one know I get

5:10

it over for no no.

5:12

No. No No No, I know, Even

5:15

the fuck him when they to imprison these, inject you

5:17

with that shit to kill. Yeah. That's

5:20

a fucking painful or do you know it's

5:22

not your in the wrong fuck and thanks

5:24

Now they did studies on a man they're

5:26

saying to take up the fourteen fucking minutes

5:28

for you to go now and they didn't

5:30

check your that shit So now they're only

5:32

doing the one injection not the three the

5:34

to sing fuck it was gonna go for

5:36

a fourth. Up because

5:39

them in your own fucking sleeping certainly

5:41

put the real shit. And yeah, you're

5:43

like half asleep. gone. Holy fuck. This.

5:46

Is painful but you can even

5:48

you can't react. My sister so

5:50

fucking tired sucked. But. You start

5:52

Machines Hired as a warrior

5:54

says, only time I ever

5:56

exhaust as tall as me,

5:58

I could die. The only are

6:00

you in your tired your thoughts in

6:02

to Tardive to Die or Die Brown

6:04

and you don't want to do that.

6:06

You know, drown and would be a

6:08

rep for the older or always you

6:10

say that was the best one. But

6:12

now isn't enough? Not fat. Been.

6:15

Electrocuted. Same thing. That.

6:17

Just fucking fries inside burned

6:20

alive is the worst. I

6:23

didn't burn. Read on diary away

6:25

and he does today. Say that

6:27

with fucking suck. Yeah. Okay,

6:30

to say I've got Hossa five bad as

6:33

it is that I wouldn't wanna get the

6:35

I wouldn't want that I would you have

6:37

to do to avoid. Swell.

6:40

They they really don't do it anymore and I

6:42

think unless you're in a bad fuckin' real bad

6:44

neighborhoods. But is this

6:46

is bad? Man does or does hang

6:49

in there years you constantly in pain

6:51

because it a fucking shit that isn't

6:53

spicy rak. know. Nails. While

6:55

you're an engineer, hang it might you're on

6:58

a little. Like a

7:00

little pedestal or until they lack

7:02

the spikes in use since. Then.

7:05

You'd they don't need that pedestal as much of

7:07

a do much for it. So are you fucking

7:09

nailed down below? For

7:12

the foot man, right through the

7:14

ankles, I saw right through the

7:17

all achilles tendon. Soft. When

7:21

children are now, I mean none of

7:23

it's a good time voice. Because.

7:25

I'm why we talk about the shit who you're

7:27

brought up it in while you guys. Did

7:30

something you started out and rows of i am

7:32

one one England more or less to have guilty

7:34

of this. They have

7:37

all that stuff. Yes, Not

7:39

be careful of them. Well.

7:43

I don't think the police going to do a in India. To

7:46

start a know some crazy fuckers of the

7:48

my for a list of wisdom carry guns.

7:50

Big fan of that. They. Know.

7:53

The real police know when

7:56

I'm nervous to disprove. They.

7:58

Have the billy clubs man, you'd be

8:00

popular people. To. Get wrap

8:03

around. Other than always officers and

8:05

therefore they can scrapped British cops

8:07

have guns on thanks? don't think

8:10

so man. a good class A

8:12

terrible idea. Miles keeping

8:14

guns off the street I guess. Know

8:17

it's not tolerance. Know. I'll.

8:20

Fucking Obe. You're going to be more apt to have a

8:22

gun of the and all cop doesn't. He

8:25

was to find a gun when we get there. Are

8:28

two. Number. How we retirement become

8:31

Tunafish? Me: Yeah, I know,

8:34

Lots. Of money for weeks because my were

8:37

pretty banged up. Here

8:39

also control Now it. Was.

8:42

Time for six. How many fucking dollars

8:44

And a pound? Remains.

8:48

Within. First pounds I'm

8:50

gonna clean. Who something

8:52

to twenty fuck off?

8:55

Worst? Yeah. not. So.

8:58

Ago I'll tell you something like

9:00

that. one Canadian dollar. One.

9:04

One. Two pound.

9:08

Or yeah, it's gonna take me a

9:10

second. Where's oh my Fuck him off

9:13

Sincere. Jesus Christ. You're

9:15

just painfully got Fucking

9:17

Japanese chef. Paid.

9:20

Six hundred thousand pounds. How much

9:22

you got? a Canadian dollar and

9:24

British pounds? Get it. Here we

9:26

go. When.

9:29

You are? So how much as

9:31

one Canadian dollar in British pounds

9:33

when seventy? Pounds.

9:36

Point Five Eight pounds sterling does

9:38

for Canadian. right? So

9:42

what you gonna know where he fought,

9:44

knows how many. Canadian

9:47

dollars is one British pound. Dollar.

9:51

Seventy One Holy Fuck. used

9:54

to be up over two time six

9:56

or thousand by one point seven one

9:58

sister ships and You

10:03

doing this? Way

10:05

too much fucking thinking going on. What is 600,000 times 1.71? So,

10:12

if you caught one fish, next 10 years, it's $1 million.

10:21

What if you catch a fish a year? It's $1 million a year.

10:23

What if you catch one a month? It's $1,145 per pound. What? Not

10:26

some pounds. What is this for? What is

10:28

this for? This is for one fucking tuna. Over

10:32

a million dollars. There's lots

10:34

of fucking tunas off the coast of Nova Scotia,

10:36

man. Let's go tuna fishing. It's fucking crazy. There

10:39

can't be a 1,400 bucks a pound.

10:43

There's something wrong there, man. 1,400

10:45

pounds per pound. Must

10:48

be some special tuna. There's something wrong there

10:50

because if you go for sushi, you know,

10:54

you're not paying 1,400 pounds a pound.

10:56

No, but this was like a special

10:58

fish. Magic. Well, we

11:01

got a special high-end sushi restaurant for special

11:03

customers, so they must pay a lot

11:06

of money. It was a magic fish.

11:10

Must have been like Jack and the Beanstalk. Can

11:12

you imagine if they're catching these fish off our

11:14

coast? Boys, we got to

11:16

get out there. I mean, if you could ...

11:18

Yeah, if a certain fish, if you take a bite of

11:20

it, you could fly for half an hour or something, maybe. What?

11:25

You could what? You could fly. You could

11:28

be flying powers for half an hour. It might

11:31

be worth the money. Well, that's different. I'm not

11:33

spending 1,143 pounds per pound for a

11:35

fucking fish. What are you talking about? You eat the

11:37

fish, you get flying powers? What the fuck are you

11:39

talking about? I was saying that would make it worth

11:41

it if you had a bite and you could fly

11:43

for a half hour. Did

11:46

you guys hear about Cecil the Labradoodle?

11:49

No, man. Pennsylvania? Eat

11:51

four grand in cash or off his fucking owner's counter.

11:54

Oh my God, I would have wanted that dog. I

11:57

don't know. Fucking nightmare. I

11:59

love dogs. Yeah,

12:01

but how can you

12:03

get over that? Why the fuck would he decide

12:05

to eat bundles of cash? Fifties and hundreds. Somebody

12:07

might have been touching it with peanut butter on

12:10

their fingers. Ah,

12:12

that's a good theory. They

12:15

say that there's cocaine on every fucking bill in the

12:17

United States. Maybe he used to have something. Used to

12:19

have something more. Really? Um...

12:22

Do dogs like cocaine? I know bears.

12:24

Here's the really shitty part. They didn't

12:26

want to just give up the four

12:28

grand. So

12:31

they gathered the parts of

12:33

the bills from his vomit

12:35

in his shite. Washed

12:38

them in 100 dollars. All right, I

12:40

gotta think about what I'd do with that or not. I had

12:43

to reassemble them. Four grand's a lot of money. He actually got

12:45

3,500 back from the bank. The

12:48

bank says, as long as the serial number's intact.

12:50

Are you serious? Oh, well,

12:52

there you go. What a fucking process. That would

12:54

be the... Well, good for them, man. A lot

12:57

of people just say, fuck that. Would it be worth

12:59

it? Would it be worth it? You'll

13:03

be out there just combing through shit with

13:05

a fucking... Jacob and

13:07

Corey will be out there combing through fucking

13:09

shit. Putting little dollar

13:12

puzzles together. That's insane, man.

13:14

So fucking, it can't imagine me at the

13:16

long time scrubbing shit off parts of bills

13:18

and then taping them back together.

13:20

Actually, yeah, I can. Yeah, you

13:23

can, Ricky. Four grand's a lot of fucking money,

13:25

man. Poor

13:27

Cecil. At least I didn't fucking

13:29

get on my ex. Fuck Cecil, man. What an expensive

13:32

fucking meal. Listen to this. Whale.

13:37

No? Keep guessing. It's

13:41

a leer... a leer of a bird. No.

13:44

It's a cat. No. There's

13:47

cats that can mimic birds. I don't know if you know. No. Give

13:51

up? Give up? Yep.

13:54

Hot chick. Whistling through

13:56

her nose. What a fucking talent. She

13:58

is from Canada. Guinness Book of World Record.

14:02

She's with the Guinness Book of World Record. How

14:04

does her know it's right now? Imagine

14:06

if that was your girlfriend? Yeah, it's hard

14:08

to go get help. You'd be

14:10

like, I don't know man. Why would you want a girlfriend

14:12

that could whittle her or not? You could whistle something like

14:14

a romantic tune or something. But here's your thing. She

14:18

just had a child. The child can also

14:20

know the whistle. She hopes the child can

14:22

beat her world record. 44.1 decibels. That

14:27

whistle. I didn't

14:29

know she could control the whistle. She just whistled. Whistling

14:32

out tunes man. She's

14:34

cool. Why would

14:36

you want a girlfriend that could whistle out tunes out of her nose?

14:38

I think it would be cool if you know you do a little

14:40

love making and all of a sudden she's got this little romantic

14:43

tune coming out of her nose. Especially a little sex

14:45

whistle. You know what I'm saying? I

14:48

think it would be cool. You

14:50

don't mean if she's got her mouth full. I mean...

14:54

Oh, I never thought of that. She

14:56

could still whistle while she worked. Yeah.

15:00

Oh my god. Walt

15:02

Disney. Oh

15:05

man. Walt Disney. Whistle

15:08

while you work man. It's

15:11

like those little fuckers. Oh my goodness.

15:14

Snow white or something? I don't know man. Maybe

15:17

it's the wrong one. Snow white in the seven nose

15:19

whistlers. Yeah.

15:22

It's a thing man. Mmm.

15:26

Jesus Christ. Well, let's

15:28

just see how long we can stay silent.

15:30

We're not doing it. I can't do that.

15:32

Why not? It's just not a fun fucking time

15:34

for me. Only

15:38

if you listen to noises or make noises or just

15:40

be involved with some kind of noise. Even if it's

15:42

a whisper. What?

15:46

You wanted to start whispering to you? You

15:48

like to be involved with noises? I

15:54

like to make noise or hear noise or

15:56

just be involved with noise. Jesus, you know

15:58

what? Housing

16:00

these days is a real fucking problem boys.

16:02

Yeah, I figured that out. There's a family

16:04

and they moved into a hotel suite permanently

16:07

Because it's saving the money They

16:09

got like eight of them. They're all in this money.

16:12

I don't fucking doubt it You

16:14

know that they're paying a hundred and forty

16:16

days a day for the whole family leaving

16:18

that one place compared to whatever the fuck

16:20

They'd be paying for us. We're gonna do

16:23

something but cuz you get your meals Well

16:25

if they have a bottle not on breakfast,

16:27

they got a gym not paying a maid.

16:29

They got a gym This

16:31

is why people are moving on to cruise ships for

16:34

months at a time man. Why it like why you

16:36

got all your food and booze You

16:40

got your gym and you got your nice place

16:42

to live once it costs to move live on

16:44

a cruise ship. I'm in It's

16:46

like you can get a cruise for like

16:49

fucking Twelve hundred dollars

16:51

a month a month. Yeah, man, and

16:53

you're just cruising around I mean you're

16:55

cruising around and you don't got a

16:58

cook you got the buffet

17:00

every day different meal whatever you want You

17:03

don't have to do dishes Rick. You know the

17:05

problem is kids these days They won't do what

17:07

you would do or something that you would do

17:09

live in a shed live in a car They

17:12

they're fucked. They just want to live with their parents. I

17:14

know man Like all

17:16

those places we visit it's like tents cities

17:19

everywhere. There's fucking Fucking

17:22

cities, I know I'm

17:25

telling you. That's why sheds are the fucking

17:27

sheds are the way to go. There's something

17:29

to that man I'd

17:32

rather live in a shiny home up in

17:34

tent tiny home sheds Less

17:37

upkeep You

17:39

buy less shit because there's nowhere to put it. Well,

17:42

I buy yeah, that's true I don't have a lot

17:44

of star you won't have a lot of stores. You

17:47

got some shit I got a drawer to put like

17:49

you got a fucking closet in my room. I wish

17:51

you'd go through I went to a country and I

17:53

forget what it was But They

17:55

a lot of the people live in these

17:57

tiny little huts, almost your. And

18:00

they were happy. The spot years ago because

18:02

they didn't allow was in on that was

18:04

I Not only is this much luxury boys

18:06

like the zoo we should be honest noom

18:09

was and want to me. I wouldn't call

18:11

us lock sharif wounded debt but it is

18:13

nice it's cost more than a fucking tent.

18:16

I am. I live in always gone Jan

18:18

Murray my hurt and to a train that.

18:21

I might upgrade from a shed to

18:23

a trailer when you think of Edu

18:25

cruising speed. Yeah man. Probably

18:28

down of value Village is for I'd end

18:30

up just living in the bedroom. When

18:33

you use around too much room.

18:37

Eating. Only am I nervous. To

18:40

put. Alone makes me or my

18:42

therapist. It. Was fucked up people.

18:44

Are these like. Dreams.

18:46

Or to discuss this. Olga had a

18:48

dream that he there's their goals. Way.

18:52

Down a away down below in

18:54

his kitchen. So this motherfucker dug

18:56

a forty meters deep hole. The

18:58

sketches. Trying. To find goals.

19:00

He saw saw that commercial for the insurance

19:03

companies that is see probably weather down below

19:05

and their yellen up to them We are

19:07

set not a gold mine. while that's what

19:09

he thought the guess what happened the poor

19:12

fucker he guy on there is certain way

19:14

up fell the sound the portals seventy one

19:16

year ago dead. In his whole.

19:19

No. Gold. Line.

19:22

Earnest to cannot think the movies is

19:24

mine was worth it says he was

19:26

line there is now that easy kind

19:28

of what happens when his father for

19:30

a but. You. Explode kind

19:32

of exploded sir self self

19:35

up. I

19:37

don't know, man, I bet you saw that commercial.

19:39

are you know what I mean. Not

19:41

or and company or whatever life insurance others

19:43

never done. Miners down show. some sit in

19:46

their cats and in there like to hear

19:48

sun. Goes.

19:50

Down through the floor, Couple

19:52

minor down there gone your set? Not at

19:54

all mind you know what? that's

19:57

why veggies saw that me was a little you

19:59

know Little off his rock

20:01

or maybe a little senile and he saw that

20:03

and he's like holy fuck I Can

20:07

hear those cocksuckers under my house, yeah

20:12

or he watched You

20:14

know First of all, Guylin he watched

20:16

Oak Island too much the money he thought there was

20:18

a money pit down there He thought there was a

20:21

pair in those kitchen because he was

20:23

fucked Obviously 71

20:26

like that's a pretty big task to go

20:28

40 fucking meters down. Well 40 meters 120

20:30

feet That's what I

20:32

thought that's what did that's a good dig

20:36

120 feet dig right down just a hole like this

20:38

big like a manhole. He only did it for today

20:42

Yeah, you'd be there in a half year Yeah

20:45

How big was the whole how wide spoke

20:47

this wide? I'm gonna start thinking. Oh, that's

20:49

it. Yeah, man And

20:52

he fell down that yeah, I think you would have

20:54

bounced off the walls He was

20:56

71. He's not the fucking he should have

20:58

just stuck his elbows out and he could have fucking Self

21:01

down I would love to see the video him

21:03

fucking going down because it was probably all the

21:06

above Oh, yeah, he would have been

21:08

bouncing. Yeah, what are the eggs with his feet would

21:10

have came right up. Yeah Yeah,

21:12

you would have been a mess. He probably yeah

21:14

I mean if they caught the walls on the

21:17

way down it would snap your leg right off

21:19

It would go right by ya how it sucks

21:21

in your leg go by Yeah,

21:24

you'd know you're not gonna land very well. Oh

21:28

If you saw your leg go by You'd

21:30

be like I'm landing on my stump It's

21:33

gonna be hard landing. Oh my god See,

21:36

I don't get this this woman here. I mean faith is

21:39

a good thing whatever but Jehovah's

21:41

Witness lady here. She

21:44

sues her country for receiving life-saving blood

21:47

Transfusion against her will after

21:49

surgery. Yeah, those people like it's like, you know,

21:51

I'm getting a surge I need blood like

21:54

what the fuck did she want them to do? She

21:57

soothed them because they put devil blood in her She

22:00

lived. Right. We

22:02

need to put her in a rowboat about four days

22:04

before a hurricane's about to hit. Good

22:06

luck. Okay. She was 53. That's

22:13

what you think they have to do to hide her right now? She

22:15

has a chance, but she

22:17

doesn't deserve much of a chance. Yeah,

22:21

they put nice fucking gorgeous new blood

22:23

in her and she's complaining because it's

22:25

devil blood. Yeah. I

22:28

don't even know. Whatever. Well,

22:31

that's why they think, don't

22:34

do it because the

22:36

Lord didn't bless it and approve

22:38

the blood. Same thing that

22:40

happened to Bob Marley? Bob Marley, see?

22:43

He'd be alive today making fucking

22:45

good music. If

22:48

what? What did he fuck up with? He had an

22:50

infection. If he didn't believe in some stupid

22:52

fucking thing. Yeah, he wasn't allowed to

22:54

get it treated. I thought he got shot. No,

22:56

he had a toe infection. A

22:59

cancer or something, but he wasn't allowed

23:01

to treat it with medicine. The

23:04

Lord was going to fix it. Ja.

23:07

Ja got fucking busy doing something. Ja

23:09

was probably right out of her. Yeah.

23:12

Smoking something and he forgot about Marley's

23:14

toe and next thing you know, dead.

23:17

Yeah, way too early. Sucks, he

23:19

was awesome. He does have a movie

23:21

coming out though. Well, the story of his life. I

23:23

know that. I'm going to go see it. His

23:26

son's in it, isn't he? Doesn't he play him? Ziggy?

23:29

Doesn't Ziggy play him? Ziggy could be in it, yeah. I

23:32

think he plays Bob. He

23:35

looks like him. It'd be funny to sit with him and

23:37

call him Bob, wouldn't it? Bob?

23:40

Bob Marley. That would be

23:42

fucking weird. You don't think of him as Bob. No. You

23:45

think of him as Bob Marley. Marley.

23:48

Marley. And it's like, hey Bob, you want to go

23:50

down and get a fucking chicken and some chicken wings? He's

23:53

got a son named Julian. Yep.

23:57

Very cool. I wrote Him, man. On

24:00

Instagram. Did. You said nice name

24:02

buddy. You're

24:04

trying to get. One

24:07

killer was trying to get shot try to get

24:09

into them to same fuck it I will man.

24:11

Bob Marley so much. More

24:14

something always. you're going to try to get

24:16

some money at As as Joe I would

24:18

always say hey Julian I know you got

24:20

lots of shit so can you give me

24:22

some of it's like anything anything but war

24:24

on with the next message that well maybe.

24:28

Analysts know the Mill officers, austin

24:31

Peay, each other's faces when for

24:33

universe emails that at this point.

24:37

And want to piss xiao minutes underwater? They

24:39

do it. Smith that

24:41

affect our lobsters and will be

24:43

like amazon land on thing Monday

24:45

when you're caught. On

24:48

Earth is not like grabs grabs

24:50

well. I don't. Lobsters

24:52

are to hang out on the fact see.

24:56

On to some the tide. Lot of times

24:58

have you randy a fistfight. Was

25:04

an oversee know. Now it's

25:06

been over everything. And it

25:08

yours which is a weird thing. Did

25:11

not turn me on a movie.

25:13

One of the parodies and pictures.

25:17

I. Don't know is or pitchers adventures

25:19

and once you know what he's get

25:21

something going on down there. And

25:23

don't have his face. He

25:25

just not the I promise I would never

25:27

released them but I should just you have

25:29

pictures. A ham and a pest fight with

25:31

Randy were a lot of erasure. hard as

25:34

fuck. Both of I'm not sure exactly I

25:36

keep is heard saying those lines while you

25:38

wait for to go down any of the

25:40

piss but you. You. Did

25:42

to sort of start not Blue

25:44

Christmas. Listen to this fucking sucked

25:46

fuck. Here we go. The

25:49

only mammal the to see you

25:51

relate. Is the reindeer?

25:57

the plot seconds Okay,

26:01

so... That's why Santa chose them. Why?

26:05

Why? It's a UV

26:07

light. Yeah, but what's

26:09

the advantage for Santa? Foggy.

26:13

They're good in the fog. They're good in the

26:15

fog. I don't

26:19

know, what's a UV light? See? Don't

26:21

even fucking know, man. Ultraviolet,

26:24

Ricky. It's still kind of cool.

26:26

So if they're looking at hot dogs under

26:28

the warmers or whatever, they can see those

26:31

better. Oh yeah? Seven-night

26:33

ultraviolet. $100 bill you rolled to

26:35

this joint. That's $100. That

26:38

was a lot of liquor involved there, my

26:40

friend. Ricky. I was going to teach Mo...

26:42

No, it's Monopoly money. That's not Monopoly money.

26:44

Look. I was going to teach Mo... Mo

26:48

is a fucking waste of money and I'm like, okay, Mo. My

26:51

maid will just do this, right? Ricky,

26:53

that is $100 bill. He's probably going to put a

26:55

$100 bill on fire. So according to you... No, I

26:57

feel it. It's just a... It was

26:59

a life lesson. It's a paper. It's not a

27:01

paper. You know what? If there's a serial number,

27:03

you're telling me that this is still... That's not

27:06

a real $100 bill, you stupid bastard. But if

27:08

that was a real $100 bill, we're

27:10

talking about the dog shitting it up or whatever.

27:12

Oh yeah, if these serial numbers... You take that

27:14

into a bank and say, boom. Just like that.

27:16

Yeah. Here, I need... $100.

27:18

Give me $520. It'll work. $107. And

27:23

if they say no, you tell them the story about the

27:25

dog and the shit.

27:27

The shit dog and the vomit. The shit

27:29

dog and the vomit.

27:31

The shit dog says something otherwise.

27:35

Here's another weird fact. Female

27:37

kangaroos will abandon their Joey if

27:39

they're being chased by a predator.

27:43

Well, that's... Fuck my kids. Save myself. Well,

27:45

we've done the same thing with you in the car. We've

27:48

been chased. We'd like to pull over. That's

27:50

different. No, what's different about it? Well,

27:53

he's a human. And we're talking about kangaroos.

27:56

Yeah, but I'm just saying, kangaroos are like

27:58

humans, because instead of... There

28:00

being a, you know, chance... I had a baby

28:02

kangaroo one time. God

28:04

damn it, he was nice. What'd you call

28:06

him? Joey. When

28:10

the fuck did you have a baby kangaroo? I

28:12

had one named Joey Ramone. When?

28:16

Years ago. There was a room with those

28:18

kangaroos living in the woods in Enfield for

28:21

a little bit. There was an abandoned baby

28:23

out by the airport and I went and got

28:25

him. A baby kangaroo? Joey Ramone, his

28:27

name was. Don't you remember? Was

28:29

I in jail when this happened? Yeah. Alright,

28:32

I need some booze so we're gonna have

28:34

to look for some more fun facts before

28:36

we go. Alright. Female tarantulas can live without

28:38

water for two fucking years! We knew that!

28:41

Did we? Yeah, man. We knew that! This

28:43

is one I don't think anybody knew. I definitely

28:45

did not. The pee

28:47

of a camel comes out as thick as

28:50

syrup. Yes!

28:53

What makes a soul of the fucking... Just

28:55

a nice drizzle over Julian's lips. What

28:58

makes it so fucking syrupy? They're

29:01

dehydrated! Yeah, that's true. So, I mean,

29:04

what color is this piss? This must be brown. It could

29:06

be fucking pretty dark, I would guess. This

29:09

is a fucking... Comes out as thick as

29:12

syrup! Whoa! Furry old corn

29:14

syrup right in your lips.

29:16

Female brown trout will fake

29:18

orgasms to avoid inferior males.

29:21

How the fuck do they know this? Because

29:23

they study them. How do they

29:26

know they're fake on orgasms? I don't even know a trout

29:28

could have an orgasm. Because they follow them after they do

29:30

it, and then they follow them, and they're like... Track

29:33

them! All

29:36

right, wait, wait now. How many animals can

29:39

have an orgasm? All of them? Oh my

29:41

gosh, the fucking throat! Those are the things

29:43

we need to know. Yes, I never wanted

29:45

to be re-accursinated as a fucking trout. Now,

29:47

maybe it's not that bad. Still getting orgasms.

29:53

Or you're faking them. Porcupine

29:55

prepares as meat by

29:58

peeing on them. So does you. Oh

30:01

man, that's just awesome. Alright.

30:03

Alright, that's it. No more animal facts, man. Quickly, you've

30:05

got fourth on this fine day. We might need some

30:08

music tonight. Palm zoom in. Get

30:10

some salad dressing. Let's get

30:12

some salad going. Eddie Van Halen. Okay. Little,

30:15

little, little, little. Oh, Bobs,

30:17

this is a big day for you, my friend.

30:21

This is the birthday of the

30:24

great one. We

30:26

should watch some of Wayne's highlights. We

30:29

should watch a Wayne highlight reel.

30:31

Eating salads. Alan Jones. All of

30:33

the girls dressing on it. Dancing

30:36

like Alan. Alright. Well,

30:38

Zeraculie from the Jeffersons, who could watch an episode

30:40

of... I love the Jeffers. Fucking rights. Oh

30:43

man, we're moving on up. Anita

30:45

Baker. Fucking rock a

30:47

little jazz. Let's do that. Let's do that. Is

30:51

that it? Yeah. Vince

30:53

Carter. I don't feel like Vince Carter. Vince Carter.

30:55

I don't want to watch anything he did. Don't

30:58

give a fuck. The

31:00

great one. Right. Yeah. Going

31:03

for the great one. Wayne Gerts. Alright.

31:06

Side off. Happy January 26th. Happy

31:08

birthday, Wayne. January is almost over. See you fuckers

31:10

in February if we don't die in England. Back

31:12

by with you. I'm not going to... Cheers.

31:16

I was talking to you guys. Oh my God. Here

31:18

we go. See

31:20

the video version of Park After Dark in

31:22

Ricky's trailer. Go to swearnet.com

31:24

or download the trailer for the SwearNet

31:26

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