0:10

All right first thing we want to talk about

0:12

his their. Little friend they want

0:14

to welcome to the park. Okay, other than

0:16

welcome to the all that you've got a

0:18

little. Day and

0:21

little slut over here. why

0:23

should look were dating machine.

0:25

I'm not how many barely

0:27

senior come on, I haven't

0:29

been dating. I've

0:32

been taken to course Catholic

0:34

Community College World runs all

0:36

night. Last night courses. And

0:39

get drunk at these courses there are to

0:41

this is an Id you're gone on. Do

0:44

we know we're gonna days? Man would you

0:46

get in Hammer we're seeing fucking stumble and

0:48

you know I'm taking a course drunk. Into.

0:51

Cock and Course and we've been talking

0:53

with cooking Sherry. And

0:56

I've been taking snaps off about

0:58

are right. This way

1:00

you going to be your privacy. You.

1:03

Know you can follow me down. I'm

1:05

at community college. I'm

1:07

taken our body repair or out as

1:10

well. I used a mystery human that's

1:12

been lurking around a little shit. I

1:14

don't know. I'm sure somebody lurking. Dipping.

1:18

In vehicles with this person. You've

1:22

been seen around town at I haven't

1:24

As you go, many guys are follows.

1:26

Yeah, I haven't

1:28

seen around down with anybody. Offer

1:32

Okay, all right we're just can leave it

1:34

at that that good luck with them. Anyway,

1:36

we're not going to be back. In

1:39

a foot injury? Holy Fuck. London's

1:43

that's a good time. London.

1:46

England to London England. You know it

1:48

really sucks though. the pubs close and

1:50

eleven point, what the fuck are they

1:52

don't want? yeah that's a you just

1:54

get her gone by eleven year like

1:56

are you gotta go watch because people

1:58

start drinking around to. The dual nationals

2:00

always yes was a get off work the or

2:02

it up to buy love new pretty fucked up.

2:06

With. Also, drink until probably drink. Out

2:08

of hospitals? to? yeah most people don't

2:10

have to see our I'm in Imax

2:12

yourself. Join. And. Wholesale.

2:14

Most people can't drink twenty four

2:17

hours a day. It sucks, man

2:19

known as fleece to those cars.

2:21

Accurate. Like. Open the

2:23

So monophonic like one o'clock Spare

2:25

man, To. Cost good for

2:27

Fox. Perfect. See.

2:30

That to disown me though is

2:32

don't have that. Yes, Pretty.

2:34

Crazy, But I don't know if we're going to

2:36

reveal our weakness to hang in in the glass

2:38

of wine or here. I didn't

2:40

bang and a cast of athletes him as

2:43

he gets record some know I went to

2:45

one of those medieval times danvers. How

2:48

was that? Good. Morrow awesome banging

2:51

and nerves. Just a guest of honor

2:53

and that he has to moderate. Lord

2:55

Lord Bubbles are Muslims. showed up and

2:58

they come out and horses. And the

3:00

nights with the jokester. Are you fucking

3:02

kidding me when I'm a? Big Factors:

3:04

the last. Bigger. Here Fucking

3:06

bigger than your arm. A big

3:08

fucking turkey leg. great magners turkey

3:10

laser was like an ostrich lounge

3:12

think that was are retiring I've

3:14

had asked it's before didn't day

3:16

so I guess. Your

3:19

life knowing that Britain A.

3:22

Way that sucks and cool. Most

3:24

rec flame thrower of fuck man

3:26

graffiti is everywhere and Jack the

3:28

Ripper lives down that area. He

3:30

does a lot. A little further

3:33

over. Joy to little this dude

3:35

was on the roof this yeah

3:37

there's the Saturday oversee all jumpy

3:39

Mr. Putin. Some street but his

3:41

own little he has a little hot off on

3:43

the roof there is i got a sister, a

3:45

park or guy and he just as things up

3:47

the fucking mall and under what you to make

3:49

much. As I went to the

3:51

ten mouths were Jack The Ripper, Jack.

3:54

the ripper was you know and

3:57

of their years ago that's race

3:59

sources do was murdering and give fucking

4:01

drunk or is he getting drunk or just getting

4:03

other people drunk what was he

4:05

doing jr yeah i

4:07

don't know no i think he was i think

4:09

he was just murdering but he was fucking like

4:11

taking organs and shit it wasn't like with

4:14

well the theory is that he might have

4:16

been a doctor because he

4:18

wasn't just disemboweling people like you know

4:21

haphazardly it was all very

4:23

precise things

4:26

he was doing so they think he might have been

4:28

a doctor so he's probably rolling into the bar you

4:30

know in a nice cape with

4:32

a top hat and a seagull you

4:35

know in there all all fancy like

4:37

but he's trekking and

4:39

he's a murderer that would have sucked man

4:42

back then but as creepy as fuck to go

4:44

into that place where you knew he was in

4:46

there fucking murdering yeah it would be creepy brick

4:50

lane was good salt beef bagel

4:52

i didn't i missed it on

4:54

that that was a good bagel

4:57

man the salt beef bagel on

4:59

brick lane is the

5:01

sock one for i heard i'm not

5:03

a bagel person but that bagel was

5:05

well it's the salt beef that's really

5:07

the the selling point yeah but the

5:09

bagels are nice too salt

5:12

beef bagel brick lane gorgeous

5:16

and i mean i guess we can tell people some

5:19

things went down at abby road things

5:22

did go down and abby road man did go

5:24

down abby road studio

5:26

too yeah dream

5:28

pretty trippy dream

5:30

of mine i can't wait for people to see what

5:32

happened because it's i

5:35

still can't fucking believe it happened i stole

5:37

some stuff from there by the way and

5:39

got away with it i didn't yeah i

5:41

did there's a few i got a few

5:43

things that might come up for auction but

5:45

it's from abby road so what did you

5:47

steal out of studio too i'm not gonna

5:49

tell you man well some glasses and stuff

5:51

those were easy but there's like you didn't

5:53

steal any equipment well we'll see

5:55

if you can get some you're not well you're not selling

5:57

it if you got it it's mine there is a

5:59

piano that man went messing. Ricky, you guys

6:01

better not knock it down. It might not

6:04

make it across the ocean because that feels

6:06

a little sketchy. It does, it might not

6:08

be. What did it look like? Not the

6:10

upright one. Yeah, the old shitty one. It's

6:13

not old and shitty, Ricky. That's the

6:16

Lady Madonna piano. Oh fuck. Who's playing

6:18

on that? It's the Mrs. Mills piano

6:20

that the Beatles recorded Lady Madonna on.

6:22

Mrs. Mills. Mrs. Mills was

6:24

a lady that played piano on TV and

6:26

the... So who was playing on it? What

6:30

if it's the one you guys stole? The old

6:33

one. Yes, the old one. Yeah, yeah. It's called

6:35

the Mrs.... Ricky.

6:37

That's why we didn't want to take the nice

6:39

one. That's the Lady Madonna piano. That's all the

6:41

back of it. Half the early birth day, if

6:43

it makes it. If it makes it. But we're

6:45

probably going to sell it now that it's Lady

6:47

Madonna. We're going to have to edit this out

6:49

because they're going to, the police are going to

6:51

be looking for that. They were gone, man. Lady

6:54

Madonna piano. If you guys stole that, I'm going to

6:56

be mad, but... I'm going to be happy. I'm going

6:58

to be here something now that we're in Canada. I

7:00

don't know. You can talk us out of it. I'm

7:02

going to be mad, but I'm going to be happy

7:05

if that shows up. All right.

7:07

Well, it was a bit sketchy. The whole

7:09

thing. I should have got you to steal some microphones.

7:11

Well, there may be... There might

7:14

be that... Something in the top of the piano. The

7:16

old shitty one, the gold looking one.

7:18

We didn't want to take the nice one. The

7:20

old shitty ones. Do you know how much the

7:22

old shitty ones are worth? The one that Johnny

7:24

Carson used to use. One of those kind of

7:26

things on his desk or...? Looks so wrong. I

7:28

didn't see that. I didn't see that. No, it

7:31

was the other thing. Was it gold? I

7:33

didn't get a good one. He just... The

7:35

one that I was singing into? Yeah, yeah,

7:37

yeah. The old shitty one. That's... boys. What?

7:41

That's one of the only three Beatle

7:44

microphones left. They just

7:46

brought it out on a special occasion so that

7:48

I could sing into the fucking thing. So by

7:50

taking the series... It's probably worth... I

7:53

don't know. It's worth a couple of

7:55

hundred thousand dollars. Oh, okay. Hey,

7:57

you know what? No, no. We were going to give it to you as

7:59

a... early Christmas gift? Yeah, no. Birthday gift kind

8:01

of thing? It's called a U-47. Alright, well,

8:06

you're not going to use the U-47 that

8:08

the Beatles used. If you stole that, Antripole

8:11

is going to be over here. It's like

8:13

the Mona Lisa mics. Is that what you're

8:15

saying? It's up there. Yeah. Okay. Well,

8:18

I'm going to be very angry if you

8:20

stole it, but very happy. It's

8:23

not stealing until it arrives. That's

8:25

right. Possessions. That's

8:28

a good t-shirt. 95% law. That's

8:32

a good t-shirt. It's not stealing until it

8:34

arrives. Yeah. So you have it in your

8:36

possession. But

8:39

Abbey Road was pretty fucking cool, wasn't it? Yeah,

8:42

it was freaky. You know, a lot of friends.

8:44

The only thing that wasn't great there was the

8:46

food. The service,

8:49

the people worked there, phenomenal. We

8:51

got food wasn't good. I thought the food was fantastic.

8:54

It was all right. I got it off the booth.

8:57

It was good. There's a real chef that

8:59

works there, boys. It's not just like a, what

9:03

did you think was wrong with it? Was it not tasty?

9:05

I just,

9:07

I don't know. It's different, man. It's

9:10

just the part of the problem is they ran out of

9:12

shit. So maybe if I was got there. Oh, no, you

9:14

got to get her hot off the press. They

9:17

had fucking some of the best ribs I've ever eaten.

9:20

Well, I did have ribs. You know what? We

9:23

did get really, really drunk a few times in

9:25

there. So that's pretty cool. And the

9:27

people that worked there are fucking awesome.

9:30

Yes, they are. The Abbey Road folks.

9:32

Fantastic. I can't wait for

9:34

people to see what the fuck went down. They're

9:37

going to shit themselves. Yep. Because I

9:39

did. I shit myself. No, you didn't.

9:41

I almost did as well, man. And

9:44

I really didn't give you know how you were trying to

9:47

get Julian to slow down the drinking a little bit. You

9:50

don't have to. Why? There's two

9:52

twins in Britain. They're 104

9:54

years old. Oh, yeah. And they say

9:57

the trick to get an old is

9:59

brandy. a night brandy

10:02

and brandy and I guess it's only

10:04

you drink brandy no man I if

10:06

I maybe if I was out of

10:08

everything I would drink brandy I would

10:10

drink brandy and sometimes brandy eliminate hey

10:13

but brandy Alexander's a nice drink what's

10:16

that I guess brandy

10:18

and milk is that I don't know you

10:20

know what tastes good a little bit of cherry

10:23

brandy in the rum and

10:25

coke that's a nice one you know yeah

10:27

I return isn't it was not to call

10:29

it's almost like cherry coke with lecker in

10:31

it it's not bad okay so

10:33

what I do you know how to what what so

10:36

what's going on these guys are 104 they drink the

10:38

brandy every night this to live along man so you're

10:40

good although they only have

10:42

a drink or two a day yeah they're

10:44

not drinking a fucking quarter day Ricky or

10:47

a sexy answer do you know anything about deep

10:49

fakes yes because we can fucking

10:52

make a lot of money those

10:54

bacon was videos

10:57

what I'll give

10:59

you an example there's

11:02

a deep-picked video call with fake

11:04

CFOs for this Hong Kong finance

11:06

company yeah so one of

11:08

the finance workers asked by the

11:10

CFO he's like I'm

11:13

gonna need you to transfer that 25

11:15

million into this account give me a count of what it

11:17

looks just like him what thinks he's

11:19

talking to him on a video car he's called

11:21

a trip yeah that's the

11:26

kind of shit we got to get into we

11:28

gotta get with the times fuck there's a future

11:30

AI boys I've been preaching about AI for how

11:33

long deep faking

11:35

can you could you know what you

11:37

could do what you could

11:39

call up fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger

11:41

all right as Sylvester Stallone

11:44

and say hey Ernie

11:46

you want to meet me for a fucking

11:48

guard some drinks down it lets me here

11:50

and then you go down full body rub

11:53

down All body

11:55

you know I could be saying shit like that just to

11:57

see what the fuck you'd say. Yeah.

12:01

Modern. If you wanna get together and

12:03

mom helmets. Smash.

12:09

And mushrooms off into the assists

12:11

the a physicist. See.

12:13

You know what is that was what are

12:15

the second half of Sit Along was. Known

12:18

as Smasher all boys are aware.

12:20

This guy. ah lawsuit mess all

12:22

fried. Yeah we're We're football of

12:24

greed. Maybe we can put up

12:27

a picture? We have a picture

12:29

of all of us with Paul

12:31

of Greed size fourteen guy man

12:33

is reduced. He was a very

12:35

nice man and you guys see

12:37

the seconds. Fucking and Live Forever

12:39

Magazine is used in good shape.

12:41

We have to meet him. How

12:43

many times for fi was my time? And

12:47

all the fan exposed. Super nice.

12:49

Very nice gentleman. Very nice, very

12:51

friendly. And he was

12:53

busted. He was Apollo Creed. I mean. Jesus.

12:57

I wanted to be a black box or

12:59

when I was just as a spot in

13:02

the failed miserably. I know what I said

13:04

when I brought, i'm going to be a

13:06

block boxer. And. The thing is

13:08

he started off as like the villain

13:10

but then he team turn around man

13:12

became like a fucking one of the

13:15

heroes nasser your crime and you see

13:17

not guys don't drag often or mother

13:19

fucker man drag on. rest of. His

13:23

first instance, man builds a mild

13:25

the Eiffel Tower. Use.

13:27

And Hundred And Six Thousand Nine Hundred.

13:30

max. That's. How many. Summers

13:32

expose my lies whether such as

13:35

and hundred Sixty Six Point Six

13:37

feet High Point six Feet On

13:39

the took me years for two

13:41

hundred hours. And how much

13:43

money did domestics costs. To.

13:45

Save a prisoner. The question was I

13:48

gonna get banned in seven years? Duna

13:50

throwing? Not at all. Through

13:53

my how much is about boxing

13:55

match next cost fifty cents. Since

13:58

this is how many and. The Event.

14:01

Fifty Three August Seven hundred

14:04

thousand divided by safety is

14:06

was three hundred. Fifty.

14:10

Nine. Seven hundred thousand Five. But fifty of

14:12

I am. I set it off. Fuck. that's. Freaky.

14:19

Seven hundred thousand grams last.

14:22

Divide our safety people a

14:25

sore as. A

14:27

lotta has a lot. I

14:29

can see why. Said seventy

14:31

thousand kilos. Is.

14:35

Divided up to be so does my third

14:37

five Thousand Suns new. Roads

14:39

Closed. Sway,

14:42

you don't have that fucking. I'm going to

14:44

get out to calculate trees. Get

14:46

us a cast. Your trees

14:48

are still fucked up from

14:50

the time teens and shit. Massive

14:53

government. Seven on one thousand

14:55

divided by fast in size.

14:57

Fourteen thousand. And

14:59

say. Why? An Iguana.

15:01

No matter what doctors and nurses

15:04

says, fifty cents was. No

15:07

no man. seven hundred thousand or

15:09

yeah so be able fourteen thousand

15:11

boxes for the mass deaths it

15:13

and if they're fifty cents be

15:15

so. He also had the only

15:17

spent about seven grand only servant

15:19

ran on a fucking stupid our

15:21

though man yeah but ours are

15:23

in a modem on earth but

15:25

here's where way he called do

15:27

with world reference again begins Know

15:29

exists, Fuck you suffer. Said why

15:31

because he didn't use real man

15:33

He called the company's amazed majesty,

15:36

didn't want to read tips, read.

15:39

Who. Had no thousand religious.

15:42

Watch. Any time he tried a couple woman.

15:45

Who had no? Some stuff

15:47

uses to drive recognizable Max.

15:51

Out with saw know when are mad

15:53

you a fire hazard That would be

15:55

if they still had the deaths on.

15:58

This. Is as toxic. One of them

16:00

got fuck and one of them while. Always.

16:03

Just dollars and torch A

16:06

Lego cells. Eiffel Tower Seven

16:08

Hundred Ninety Nine Ninety Nine.

16:11

What? The fuck. Yes,

16:14

Can. Buy one for survival angle lenses

16:16

by the to do that sarawak

16:18

on our lives. right? Near

16:21

here. sorry man. straight year he'll

16:23

full says what, does. Nervous

16:27

as prisoner of we can do

16:29

this so easily. North tenants after

16:31

six months and destruct fleet over.

16:35

Put. Gps on off until I heard

16:37

about that. You are we gonna

16:39

do that man. Started with gonna

16:41

earlier to keep away from his

16:43

trusts. Ah, Guy was

16:45

actually a system on the toxins

16:47

obvious. That. Guy's genius so

16:49

yeah fine and subcommittee server so he

16:52

knew where every cop car was yup

16:54

yup from Gps for them because I

16:56

can found one and I always factor

16:59

on all the cars in and as

17:01

they just trace the truth doesn't care

17:03

of the serve ah allergies are where

17:06

Isis the you know as a

17:08

matchstick fucking bang I got it to

17:10

Four thousand people came out see this

17:12

thing and guess what? The

17:15

Guinness Book shut him down. Sky lights on

17:17

interview the mass. Pretty impressive. Is

17:21

not as guests. At

17:24

the last. pretty nice for you know, something

17:26

he doesn't have you ever stood on of

17:28

as a real once. No more insane new.

17:30

Know why like the a white? Why? says.

17:33

It's unbelievable. At night she's all

17:35

lit up, the flash and all

17:37

of the fastest. Quite a stretcher.

17:39

Bleed me, I.

17:41

Was there's guest of honor. And

17:44

never been Advisers and a lot of guest

17:46

of honor said med en una my yes

17:49

I know I'm friendly guy. Friendly.

17:51

Salah. This is people

17:53

enjoy me authority of of this fucking

17:55

woman in Turkey from Las Vegas for

17:58

has been for not showering. Smell.

18:00

Of sweat Know him brush his teeth once a week.

18:04

The judge. To submit. Fourth major

18:06

predict made him pay. Or sixteen thousand

18:08

fighters or existence Five Just a messy

18:10

divorce. The Mother Five Six that I

18:13

started at the sixteen grand theft charge

18:15

of the bow tie. You can do

18:17

that to her growth and honor. Sam

18:19

people are really stink like that. My

18:22

kids don't like how don't they smell

18:24

themselves to go fuck I say go

18:26

know and blind So way he could

18:28

have file a fucking lawsuit against Range

18:31

of got us. On

18:33

an exercise ranges foundation now

18:35

devotees. Those fucking people like

18:38

they. they like the scent of

18:40

lakes that some people right? Yeah

18:42

what? yeah man. who possibly why

18:44

I asked him to be fair

18:46

amount spare Moses Christ as their

18:48

mouths and spend smaller to nine

18:50

us was the judge was holy

18:52

fuck. Do Not

18:54

Take The Fucking Shower So You get

18:57

banned. From. People that liked

18:59

the smell of randy sick of this guy

19:01

here. This guy go of yeah I know

19:03

everybody's gone and you know that sad fucking

19:05

haircut the sky would look with a guy

19:07

did it was talking head. I'm

19:09

Suzanne Charity. If he does lead to

19:12

something and a fuckin' Gas.

19:14

Not that bad as is bad mask

19:16

over that yeah was you don't want

19:18

that seat like who was there for

19:20

their head of yeah when i was

19:23

just ass and s know the guess

19:25

what I like with this guy he

19:27

grabbed the mother fucker, put him down

19:29

and saved said or ssssss see that's

19:31

a good such a good story Massive

19:33

heart felt. That is very

19:36

hard south. Or

19:38

know you were under his mother

19:40

fucker. yeah I for nine o'clock

19:42

for attacks. You

19:45

know much about for a cast as

19:47

far as a specific so somebody's ass

19:49

and that we snipped your wiener. Ah

19:51

father, Definitely someone off. in a sec

19:53

you'd be gone back. adnams of fucking

19:55

the said trimmer. It'll be a painful

19:57

fuckin' once. Maybe

19:59

Earth. How did a little grandma

20:01

tools nick? Slow and painful? Well

20:05

it depends on what kept you have on.

20:07

If you've got to fucking grinder on their

20:09

she's gonna come off like not funny but

20:11

if you just have like that the buffer

20:14

on their use the buffer to go through.

20:16

I would be start with hers smith. Or

20:20

and we were so much over it's

20:23

Over North Korea. We were talking about

20:25

Cotton Socks Off and dramas, The Fox,

20:27

The Moments, But North Korea times the

20:29

pretty strict. Very. Strict is

20:32

to sixteen year old boys.

20:35

Get. Sentenced to twelve years of

20:37

hard labor as they watched

20:40

a South Korean soap opera.

20:42

Stop Sonos any South Korean

20:44

contends with Fucking really? Yeah.

20:46

Very leery stress area of

20:48

even high for that. Because

20:51

they they section off the people from

20:53

the rest the world. and then they

20:55

can just brain washed them and tell

20:57

them whatever like Kim Jong own style.

20:59

And than that now world's trying to

21:01

murder them and he's protecting them like

21:03

ease. The big. You

21:06

know he fails to mention now I'm

21:08

starving is all deaths and there's a

21:10

really great world out there that you're

21:12

not allowed to be barghouti didn't didn't

21:14

mention I do know that I'd men

21:17

know that they're allowed to worse in

21:19

there. Now I've been their noses a

21:21

Dennis Rodman's you didn't go with your

21:23

guess. Over there times a guest of

21:25

honor of Kim Jong for resubmit mean

21:27

Dennis Rodman come right out of or

21:30

a his palace where the fuck are

21:32

we. Don't know where you

21:34

guys weren't either that I put away

21:36

god of them as Chairman John own

21:39

weight off many be like that sir.

21:41

Didn't kill for so my dad know

21:43

he loves his five. given his belly

21:45

he was giggling like about his belly

21:47

I got Kim Jong was valued was

21:50

giggling like the Pillsbury doughboy. or did

21:52

he get hurt. He might us.

21:55

Dennis. Rodman does. feel

21:57

this was a new of what if is barely

21:59

on quite a trio. Do you

22:01

remember when Dennis Rodman told us the story

22:04

about breaking his cock? No. Do you

22:06

remember that? Yes. He snapped

22:08

his cock twice. I didn't even know

22:11

it was possible. He said it's possible.

22:17

He can snap your cock. What position was

22:19

he in? He jumped off

22:21

a dresser in a hotel room. Okay this

22:23

is worse than I thought man. This

22:26

wasn't a banging accident. This was like a... No

22:28

it was. There was a woman he was with

22:30

and she got on the bed

22:33

and got the you know the legs out like

22:35

this and she wanted him to jump off the

22:38

dresser and see if he could land it right in there and

22:41

he jumped and missed like hit the

22:43

edge and snapped his wing right and

22:45

a half. God

22:47

damn it. He told us that story. I'm

22:49

not even joking. I don't remember

22:51

that man. I forget how he broke it the second.

22:53

It might have been three times he broke it. It's

22:55

definitely twice he said but I didn't think of that

22:58

as possible. That's fucked up. I mean

23:00

if you break it once you'd think you'd be

23:02

extra careful for the rest of your life. Yeah

23:04

but it's like picking your shoulder at a joint

23:06

I guess. But it makes it stronger. The break

23:08

point is actually stronger isn't it? So maybe... No

23:10

I don't think it's still it's still it's not

23:12

straight anymore you know it's got a bit of...

23:14

You showed it? No but he said

23:16

it's got a bit of a you know a fucking angle

23:18

to her now and not like

23:20

a curve. I mean like straight and then straight.

23:22

Like a Y. Yeah

23:25

like a Y cock. Like a

23:27

K. The front end of a K. Like

23:30

a hockey stick. Wow

23:33

man. Well now I'm getting visuals. Yeah I'm glad well a

23:35

lot of people probably didn't know that. No

23:38

Dennis Robin broke his cock twice. And

23:42

I heard it right out of his mouth. It wasn't

23:44

second hand. It was making noise like snap. I

23:47

didn't ask him. He said it was hard to believe. I was

23:49

cringing. He said it was very painful. Which

23:51

he would have to think it would be. Yeah

23:53

that's fucked up man. And

23:56

I'm guessing he doesn't have a

23:58

little wiener. Well why would you... you

24:00

say that because he's fucking seven

24:02

foot tall black fella that's why

24:05

he's thought he's got big feet

24:08

he's seven feet tall he's got gigantic

24:11

hands and gigantic feet and

24:13

be pretty odd if the other rest of it got

24:15

ripped off and it looked like he had an armadillo

24:17

in his pants and he was

24:19

walking around that's with

24:22

you five this man stop

24:25

looking at stop looking at his bowl

24:27

I wasn't talking at well I was

24:29

just reading where it said Vancouver you hear

24:32

about this dude he's notorious food

24:34

pirate man he went

24:36

with a million pirate food pirate went with

24:39

a pain a hundred at least 127 times

24:41

like that's part that's that's good

24:45

went where to restaurants going yeah boom 127

24:47

times it was pretty good probably

24:52

40 I've

24:55

done that for a while we should do that tonight I

24:58

hate when you do that right oh man okay

25:00

you're welcome to pay for if you want no

25:02

but I shouldn't be forced

25:04

to run you know what

25:06

happened he used mail then he pretended

25:08

to take a stroke so he'd start

25:10

there shaking like fuck man customers are

25:13

you could do that easily man that's a good idea we

25:15

could talk about him didn't we well

25:18

another guy he

25:20

stole them no there was gotta fake heart

25:22

attacks oh yeah right he's

25:26

over in Italy somewhere wasn't he I think

25:28

so the Italian heart

25:30

attack guy boys

25:34

I think I need a nap that's

25:36

a good I haven't recovered

25:38

from the jet lag and

25:42

did we tell people what happened no

25:45

who did not land coming into land and

25:47

Halifax 15 minutes to go 15 minutes to

25:49

go no we're gonna

25:52

go to Montreal all of a sudden it's an

25:54

hour 15 minutes to go we divert it and

25:56

then how did we get home Julie you were

25:58

on the train man via train V-A-Rail. V-A-Rail,

26:01

it was 24 hours on the fucking

26:03

train. It was fantastic. But there was

26:06

a liquor, caboose, or a car. Caboose.

26:10

Now, I'd say it wasn't the caboose. It's not like

26:12

we thought. It was like we thought it'd be a...

26:14

No, the liquor car is not the caboose. That's right.

26:16

There is no caboose anymore. That's fucked. Caboose

26:19

is a funny word, isn't it? It is, man. Yeah,

26:22

it is. What was the point of the caboose back

26:24

in that? It was to call your mom the caboose.

26:27

No, they said she had a nice one. Yeah,

26:30

makes sense. What was the caboose for back in

26:32

the day? I don't know.

26:34

Is it for sleeping? It was the red

26:36

caboose, right? It was always the red part, CN

26:38

on the side of it. Caboose in the... It

26:41

looked like a little tiny home.

26:44

Ask your smart box. Yeah. What the fuck was

26:47

the caboose for? What the fuck?

26:51

I'm gonna ask it right now. Oh, because the dude

26:53

would get out... What the fuck did the caboose do

26:56

on the train? When

26:58

they were turning off a truck, he'd get out and

27:00

hit the thing to put the train

27:02

truck back. Trains

27:04

had a caboose for one of these

27:06

reasons. To

27:08

provide a place for one crew to sleep

27:10

while the other crew worked. All

27:13

right. So it was a crew

27:15

sleeping quarters, similar

27:17

to sleeper cabs on semi trucks. To provide

27:20

a place for someone to sit while they

27:22

watched the entire train, to watch

27:24

for something going wrong, or

27:27

to be the conductor's office along the route.

27:30

So it was just like a little multi-purpose

27:32

room. I like it. Smart.

27:35

It seemed like it'd be a big room. Right back there was a lot

27:37

of fucking going on in the caboose. A lot of caboose drinking and drugs.

27:39

A lot of caboose banging. I

27:42

would say. Oh, and remember

27:44

the train buns we ate? Best

27:47

fucking goddamn pun I've ever done in my life. We

27:49

had hot train buns, Ricky. Nice. We

27:51

had a great under the fucking oven.

27:54

Hot train buns with train butter. Train

27:56

buns were fucking great. We had train

27:58

chowder, train butter. It was good. The

28:01

train wine sucked. Pretty bad. Train

28:03

wine was not good. It

28:06

was a bacau noir. Not

28:08

a very popular grape. It's

28:11

Canadian grape. Bacau noir. It

28:14

wasn't good, man. Tastes like bacon. Was it black?

28:17

It was a very deep colored wine.

28:21

Very thick. Very thick. Almost like

28:23

Guinness. You need rollies to

28:25

drink the shit, man. That's

28:27

kind of fucked. It was very

28:29

thick and very syrupy. Yeah. That's

28:32

why it's not supposed to be like that. No, it's not. It

28:34

was not. Like,

28:36

you know, when you do this to test the legs,

28:38

Ricky, it just stayed up

28:40

there. It didn't come down. It just... I

28:43

don't think that was wine, boys. It was

28:45

just like motor oil. Maybe it was hydraulic

28:47

fluid. We drank the train dry. We drank

28:49

everything. We drank everything they had. Every

28:52

bit of it. That's impressive, boys. That

28:55

might have been hydraulic fluid we were separating out. Oh,

28:57

man. It could have been. Tasted

28:59

like it. Now that I think about it. I

29:02

like booze, but I didn't like that shit. I drank

29:04

it. No idea who got bored

29:07

today. Don't go right back to

29:09

bed. Doesn't matter. You know what? It's nap

29:11

time. We've got to get up and purdy

29:13

tonight. I assume we saved up. We're dashing

29:15

and dying tonight. Dashing and dying was due

29:17

till 4 o'clock. No, I'm not doing that.

29:21

Oh, you know where we should go, Lord?

29:23

Five guys. Where

29:25

the fuck did that come from? I don't know. I just

29:27

kind of I just all of a sudden dirty

29:31

old cheeseburger popped in my head.

29:33

Harvey's, man. Closer. Harvey's is fine.

29:36

All right, Harvey's. Don

29:38

and Dash there. Harvey's make your hamburger.

29:40

We're gonna get some good wine tonight.

29:43

Maybe drink that. Not a

29:45

chance. I'm drinking that.

29:47

Could you steal me a nice Brunello? We'll

29:49

see what we can do. Or a Barolo. I

29:52

could try, man. Or a Baco Noroir. It's

29:54

gonna be one of them. All right, that's it, guys. We

29:56

got to go. Plan to say.

29:59

All right. We're going in next week and we

30:01

might have something.

30:04

New piano. We might have a new piano

30:06

here. We don't know. Don't know.

30:09

Stolen. No tracking.