Recorded back in January 2022! We discuss a dated jelly bracelet trend that's super.. sexy? Then: loft comics, Saving Private Ryan, and trucker buckets. We watch a Skittles commercial Wyatt swears isn't fake. Also: bandanas, jeans, and Choco Ta

#112: Cool Dad

Jan 10th, 2022 49m 55s

We discuss rad fathers and their impact. Then Wyatt recalls watching the filming of a Transformers movie while Justin and Chris remember a weird junior high party. Also: off-brand Nutella and missed spin-the-bottle opportunities.

#111: The VHS Closet

Dec 13th, 2021 42m 41s

Justin pulls some tapes from behind a hallway door. And some other stuff.

#110: A Belt Full of Lies

Nov 8th, 2021 37m 51s

Chris gives our new game a spin with tales of horse barns, pegs, and high-speed chases. We do a mental check-in as Wyatt maintains his busy social life. Also: Justin’s October horror list, V/H/S/’94, and a light beer summer.

#109: Barfly Power Rangers

Oct 19th, 2021 40m 14s

Our triumphant Trash Party return finds us playing a deceptive new game full of unheard stories and lies. Then: Justin tells a true pre-Halloween spooky tale. Also: Squid Game, tasers, and Chris offers up his flesh to his friends after his demi

#108: Uncle Ray-Ray's Bouncy Castle Rental

Jun 28th, 2021 44m 5s

While Wyatt is off doing God know's what, we browse Craigslist, listen to someone called Corpse Husband, and talk about our aging bodies. Also: Tapatio, Chris on relationships, and Canadian rap.

#107: Dead Mall Memories

Jun 13th, 2021 35m 56s

Listen as we watch an urban exploration video of our beloved deceased mall. Here’s a link to the video: https://tinyurl.com/3d9cxzks

#106: Deathcast

May 30th, 2021 39m 21s

Isolation! The bodies of those Trash Party boys are deteriorating fast. Justin reviews an old AFI album and then admits to eating dog food. Also: Dark Side of the Ring, Monster Fest, and solid VHS finds.

#105: Buzzy Jen

May 17th, 2021 47m 20s

Justin’s red-hot appendix, an appreciation for the King of Queens, and summer tripping. Then: horror con misadventures, doughnuts, and record store cats. Justin has a ghostly encounter and eats some weird cheese. Also: Child’s Play, robes, and

#104: Space Camp & Jello Shots

May 2nd, 2021 37m 19s

We ramble on about rainy days, Cheech & Chong, and back pain. Wyatt does a perfect Pee-Wee Herman impression. Also: our life in two words, shower frequency, and pork chops vs. brats. Then: we fantasize about the impossible childhood dream that

#103: Digging the Dustin Diamond Mines

Apr 19th, 2021 56m 53s

We talk extensively about the 1999 Brendan Fraser masterpiece The Mummy. Then: Justin’s manic obsession with the rabbit hole that was Dustin Diamond’s stand-up career. Also: frozen pizzas, the best ways to eat ramen, and livestreaming.

#102: The Throwaways, Vol. 2

Apr 3rd, 2021 26m 44s

Join us as we dust off another compilation of lost bits we found in a beat-up old shoe box under Wyatt's twin bed.

#101: Lemon Bars

Mar 21st, 2021 35m 6s

Riding high from 100, we eat lemon bars as things go off the rails.

#100: JENPARDY!

Mar 7th, 2021 1h

For our 100th episode extravaganza, we welcome the illusive Jen for a balls-out 90s trivia bash. So get comfy and turn on that big ol' brain of yours. There's plenty of Capri Sun & Dunkaroos to go around.

#099: Y'Ever Had Steak In Bed Before?

Feb 21st, 2021 45m 3s

Join us for an episode we dug out of the pre-Wyatt archives. It's a Halloween adjacent romp where we ramble on about cons, killing ants, & haunted hotels. Chris agrees to trying out a jetpack and then we review a black Twinkie and rip on countr

#098: Salt Lick

Feb 8th, 2021 55m 36s

We rifle through a buttload of bucket pulls as we stand awkwardly around Chris' kitchen for an hour. A literal mixed bag of haunted radio stations, Chuck Taylors, & Myspace selfie stories. Also: ringback tones, quarter horse rides, our favorite

#097: Dick Scarry

Jan 25th, 2021 33m 51s

Justin serves as Chris' Pokémon good luck charm the whole episode as we talk sick day TV, the loss of innocence, and JNCO Jeans. Then: evil orgies, calling time & temp, and quality cousin time. Also: Justin doesn't understand the popularity of

#096: A Hole in the Ground

Jan 11th, 2021 33m 19s

Pokémon suicides, Wyatt nearly flunks the first grade, & Justin feels shame for being an uptown boy. Also: a flurry of bucket pulls have us talking David Spade, kissing cousins, tucking, 90s Pizza Hut commercials, makeshift basketball gyms, & C

#095: Rip a Line of Nesquick

Dec 29th, 2020 27m 41s

Wyatt regails us with tales from his Shoe Carnival days & his escapades with powdered chocolate. Then: Pokedexes, verbal bitch-outs, and how to pay for central air by way of gamer boys. Also: fighting dads, zip-off jeans, & a perforated ribcage

#094: Hipster Twig Arms

Dec 14th, 2020 23m 5s

We compare energy drink intakes as Daddy Wyatt Warbucks counts his money. Then: a burned celebrity sex tape DVD from 2005 is never recovered. Multiple people get too close to strangers' motorcycles amid Door Dash mishaps. Also: hot sauce, cons

#093: Electrocuted

Nov 29th, 2020 27m 29s

Let's face it, the title is the main attraction. But we also have a unicycle memory, a review of the new Animaniacs, and a look at the meh legacies we'll leave behind. Then: stuck porn, hotel pool parties, and our town's rich Peterson history.

#092: A Bear With A Bazooka

Nov 15th, 2020 29m 24s

Bucket pull-a-ganza. Hear all about bird beaks, sweat stories, Dumb & Dumber quotes, kids who like trains, and what grinds Justin's gears. Then: Viagra for the pod. And we close with some technical difficulties.

#091: Halloween Spookfest 2020

Oct 31st, 2020 52m 54s

Grab a popcorn glove & dive into a wet leaf pile. We bring you chocolatey boo-tastic goods in our annual full-sized haunt. This year we explore cliché traditions, Iowa ax murders, haunted hills, taunted goats, rubber masks, and 80s movie puppet

#090: Dr. Blender

Oct 19th, 2020 37m 59s

We explore the "eternal" lives of pets, Ritalin conspiracies, & a grisly store return from the 80s. Chris flirts with the prospect of the perfect McGangbang as we do more saucey roleplaying. Also: shrimp tails, bucket pulls, and Ren & Stimpy re

#089: GYPSY BEAR!!!

Oct 5th, 2020 42m 9s

How many people could Chris fight at once? Who would you clone? Bagel Bites or Pizza Rolls? Old man stories & bucket pulls aplenty. Also: dream death, gypsy caravans, and Jigsaw's best traps.