EPISODE 154 – WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY “All right, looking at the timestamp, it’s 41:41 and Brandon has given up.” We’re back, baby (sort of)! After all these months away, we needed to get back together and laugh about a possibly perfect

ODD THOMAS

Oct 19th, 2023 1h

EPISODE 153 – ODD THOMAS “It’s a Koontz!” “The man most famous for not being Stephen King!” This week, Ashley comes pre-Scared Stupid; Brandon learns the true meaning of New Year’s Eve; Chris is a ribcage man; and Brian defends himself. BTW: A

FREDDY VS. JASON

Oct 12th, 2023 1h 19m

EPISODE 152 – FREDDY VS. JASON “Everybody in this movie is an off-brand of somebody.” This week, Brandon accurately (and inaccurately) describes a hit Broadway musical; Brian builds the ultimate VS. movie; Ashley has another Butt Rating; and Ch

SHAUN OF THE DEAD (ft. Kean Reid)

Oct 5th, 2023 1h 17m

EPISODE 151 – SHAUN OF THE DEAD “It’s The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly rules of ‘Things don’t exist if they’re out of frame.’” “That’s why I keep all my bills in a drawer.” Kicking off season 5 with return guest Kean Reid! This week, Kean contro

CASPER

Sep 28th, 2023 1h 16m

EPISODE 150 – CASPER “It was heartbreaking to realize that maybe my soul mate was already dead.” Our 150th episode AND our season finale! This week, Chris has questions about the Ghostbusters canon; Brandon collects unfinished business; Brian r

MOUSEHUNT

Sep 21st, 2023 1h 8m

EPISODE 149 – MOUSEHUNT “Okay, this movie so far rules. As long as no more movie happens, it’s perfect.” Another Fartass Special! This week, Brandon comes in hot; Brian launches Kangaroo Jack Chat; and Chris gets cast in the musical adaptation.

THE WIZARD

Sep 14th, 2023 1h 9m

EPISODE 148 – THE WIZARD “Can we please just sit down and have fun when everything’s falling apart?” This week, Brandon tries to corral the tech-illiterate; Brian unveils the film transition spectrum; Chris makes some bold claims; and Ashley re

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH (2006)

Sep 7th, 2023 1h 16m

EPISODE 147 – EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH (2006) “Guys, someone needs to cancel our podcast.” This week, Brandon explains his Dane Cook aversion; Ashley goes to weird places for hot guys; Brian explains the age-old rule of fashion; and Chris bombs th

THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES

Aug 31st, 2023 1h 20m

EPISODE 146 – THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES EDITOR’S NOTE: This is not a commentary track—edits have been made that will not sync up with the film. “Every week is another layer of the onion of the ways that evangelical Christianity has messed with As

BORDELLO OF BLOOD

Aug 24th, 2023 1h 15m

EPISODE 145 – BORDELLO OF BLOOD “We got a heist, it’s gonna require 7.2 billion people to pull off—we’re robbing one dude!” Ashley will be back next week, we promise! This week, Brandon pitches his Tales from the Crypt movie; Chris sums up Denn

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE

Aug 17th, 2023 1h 25m

EPISODE 144 – THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE “I forgot how much nudity is in this movie.” No Ashley for this manly episode! This week, Brandon reviews Nutella; Chris is a reliable shower buddy; and Brian plays SpongeJohn MulaneyPants. BTW: Our

GOOD BURGER

Aug 10th, 2023 1h 35m

EPISODE 143 – GOOD BURGER “Ed is the wingman energy I need, but Ed has the flirting energy I have.” This week, Chris is the perfect goon; Brandon explains Sinbad’s game; Brian explains his game; and Ashley has a Chris moment. BTW: Hodor’s on Fi

SUPERSTAR (1999)

Aug 3rd, 2023 1h 26m

EPISODE 142 – SUPERSTAR (1999) “What’s the funniest name we can get? Mary Katherine Gallagher is pretty good.” “Condolences to Kathryn Gallagher—Tony nominee.” Ashley’s finally home, so we recorded in-person again! This week; Brandon recalls ol

MOTHER GOOSE ROCK 'N' RHYME

Jul 27th, 2023 1h 16m

EPISODE 141 – MOTHER GOOSE ROCK ‘N’ RHYME “Why are you making us look fondly on Bugsy Malone, Chris?!” At least Ashley didn’t have to deal with this one! This week, Chris halts the theme music; Brian fumes over a missed joke; and Brandon makes

CYBER SEDUCTION: HIS SECRET LIFE

Jul 20th, 2023 1h 45m

EPISODE 140 – CYBER SEDUCTION: HIS SECRET LIFE “If you put on porn at a party, they’re asking you to leave.” This week, Ashley nears the end of her trip; Brandon solves Justin’s problem; Chris learns to lie; and Brian teaches us to Thirst DM. B

NICK FURY: AGENT OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (ft. Lexi Vestey)

Jul 13th, 2023 1h 44m

EPISODE 139 – NICK FURY: AGENT OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (ft. Lexi Vestey) “This movie has angles so Dutch it makes Thor look like a Wes Anderson movie.” This week, Lexi discovers cynicism; Brian has fun with subtitles; Brandon builds a Tears of the King

SUSIE Q

Jul 6th, 2023 1h 45m

EPISODE 138 – SUSIE Q “We’re all very, very mean to old people in this episode.” We’re kicking off Small Screen Summer! This week, Ashley “coaches” basketball; Brian gets an ill-timed ad; Brandon gets unlimited breadsticks; and Chris writes som

BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER

Jun 29th, 2023 1h 19m

EPISODE 137 – BUT I’M A CHEERLEADER “I think we have the potential to do to The Flash what we did to Morbius.” Our Patrons picked a perfect Pride picture! This week, Chris is into Venn Diagrams; Brian demands shorter production logos; and Brand

STAR TREK: NEMESIS

Jun 22nd, 2023 1h 22m

EPISODE 136 – STAR TREK: NEMESIS “And then he turns and says his famous catchphrase: ‘Sleepytime tea, cold please!’” This week, Brandon gets sci-fi nonsense; Chris gets a couple good lines in; and Brian gets Brandon boos. (Also Ashley beams in!

THE PAGEMASTER

Jun 15th, 2023 1h 20m

EPISODE 135 – THE PAGEMASTER “Guys, we got a sponsorship offer from Wikifeet?” Another Ashley cameo! This week, Brian has a Culkin realization; Chris makes his worst pitch yet; Brandon finally unveils Sister Act 3; and Ashley has camera trouble

DETROIT ROCK CITY

Jun 8th, 2023 1h 30m

EPISODE 134 – DETROIT ROCK CITY “We have a whole new season of I Think You Should Leave references to cram down your throats!” Surprise—Ashley’s on the call! This week, Brian becomes Dougal; Chris reveals the secret of radio call-ins; Brandon t

LOST IN SPACE

Jun 1st, 2023 1h 53m

EPISODE 133 – LOST IN SPACE (1998) “Friends don’t let friends watch Lost in Space. So Ashley, I have some bad news…” One last Ashley pick before her summer hiatus! This week, Brandon’s passion is graphic design; Ashley explains the only two plo

BUGSY MALONE

May 25th, 2023 1h 18m

EPISODE 132 – BUGSY MALONE “No one stopped and said, ‘Hmm, is this awful?’” Musical May ends… oddly. This week, Brian plans the series finale; Ashley awaits unhinged 2020s art; Chris does his Jodie Foster voice; and Brandon nearly burns down th

BURLESQUE

May 18th, 2023 1h 36m

EPISODE 131 – BURLESQUE “This is No Subtext, but in the bad way!” Musical May Gets Rough! This week, Brian walks us through film history; Brandon explains Alan Cumming; Ashley tries to figure out the timeline; and Chris ruins a box of cookies.

MUPPETS MOST WANTED

May 11th, 2023 1h 33m

EPISODE 130 – MUPPETS MOST WANTED “Brian’s not chill enough to be Rowlf.” Musical May Goes Muppets! This week, Brian ends the episode immediately; Brandon stands against AI; Chris attacks Brian; and Ashley is Queen Victoria’s Sassy Best Friend.