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Brian, Darren, the Poly kid. What has happened in
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fellas? What's
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going on, Seth?
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Seth, what's going on, buddy? Harry
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back from his honeymoon. Wow. I
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wanna hear all about it. No. I'm just kidding.
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I I think we heard all about it. How was it? What do
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you give it? Eighty f. Give me
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a grade. Boy, you know what?
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I give it a I give it a an
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a minus. An a minus. The only thing is
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it's a little bit humid, but not as much as
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I thought. had a blast with my friends, had blast
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on the beach, lots of rocks, and ice cream.
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That is what you wanted to mention, Ajay, you
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wanted to find an uncap. I had
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a blast with my friends at a bath last
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one for me. And then, of course, I guess, I'll
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mention the star. I think you're
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doing it all. Hey. The fans don't
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believe her. You called it, you called it, or
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you you bet you basically made it. You was
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laid over something. It was a delay. Anyway,
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you made the call into the the
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show, you're a big viking supporter here
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and you doubled down and said you're not worried
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about the vikings and Kurt Cousins. A lot of our
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fans would just they were outraged about
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It's one loss. It's one loss. Listen, you
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know, they didn't play well to tap
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the outlet. They will bounce back. They'll bounce back
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this week. against Detroit. They'll win.
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They'll cover -- Mhmm. -- and they'll be right back in the mix
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then. Green Bay, listen. Green Bay's got a lot of problems
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to the division too. Still didn't show a lot of
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offense against bears, and they're gonna have their trouble
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a handful on Sunday against the Tampa Bay
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defense. Okay.
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Alright. I don't know about any of that.
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I really don't. But Hey, Will Blackman's picking
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the pick them contest this week.
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tonight in the fourth quarter for the Steelers,
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Browns game, Browns. What is this
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now? It's four and thirty four. Eight
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on Caesars. I
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don't know. I'll tell you what, I'm going
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Caesar. I did this last week and everyone
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laughed at me. I took the Chiefs in the over.
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The Chiefs didn't cover. The Over didn't cover,
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but the Chiefs over. Tees
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are covered. I'm going browns plus
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two. I'm going over thirty eight.
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This Browns team isn't bad. They're
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not bad. They they blew it against the
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jets. I know, PolyJet, everybody wants a
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blame chub. and I feel like percent
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gets the shaft here with this, but I'll go into
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my teaser in a second. You're
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also going with a teaser. Polykit plus
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ten and a half of the steelers in over thirty
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two and a half. Yeah. It's actually
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you could raise that oversell. Right? because
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that number what's the over under I think
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thirty eight. So yeah. So Oh,
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over thirty two. Yeah.
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Wow. See, that's what I'm doing. I'm basically
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going the opposite of your hair now. Right? Mhmm.
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In terms of the teaser, but I still think you
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probably like this just
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as well. Stillers getting ten
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points here against a a
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Browns team that's coming off just
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an absolute soul crushing
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loss to the jets without
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really, you know, with Jacoby Prasad who's
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been very has been very more than adequate
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at this point, but the Steelers d is a
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different type of d. Know what? That's okay.
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They still always play Cleveland tough.
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I think this game is gonna
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play close. So III just don't
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see the Steelers losing by -- Mhmm. -- more than ten
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points. And basically, my over under here,
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what are we talking about? Thirty two points
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I'm not ask I'm really asking
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nothing out of either one of these offenses
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here, and the Browns office has been
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pretty good. The Steelers office has
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been a little stagnant really
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to start the season, but they're
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coming off a game against some really
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good Patriots defense. Yeah. So
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I think they rebound here
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Truvyski has a really good game, or at
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least above average game.
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And I think they score some points. I
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wouldn't be surprised if this is I I was a little
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surprised to see the spread at four here.
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Mhmm. In this game, I thought it'd be closer
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to two and a half, maybe
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three. So I'll just keep I'll
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tease it up. So, you know, Like they like
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I said, they used
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to call me the teaser kit back and come remember
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that. the teaser remember that. They can't do a
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lot of things. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The
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teaser kit, back in college. Damn. Alright.
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Well, you know, thirty two. I mean, they struggle to
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get to it. The Steelers Patriots wouldn't have gotten
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you to thirty two. That was seven fourteen, fourteen. That's
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what I'm going I don't anticipate that
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again. That's not happening. Well, I'll tell you this.
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The Browns, fifty two
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percent touchdowns on all drives.
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That is
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tops with the Chiefs and the Bills.
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So
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percent is Right. I'm running, like, maybe I'm
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rooting again. I'm been rooting against the around
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for the Deshaun Watson thing, but maybe I
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should be rooting for percent. So there's a little
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bit of a call a quarterback controversy.
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Yeah. Sean's gonna get his
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money no matter what, but it'd be funny if he had a
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sit, sort of like a romo
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deck press shot thing there. Part like Ed
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accepts not an injury. It was a suspension in
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here. In this case, but the brown
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score points, I think Chubb,
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it can only crush them too
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much for not scoring there. You can't
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crush percent at all. He's doing his
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job. I think the brown's plus two
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over under forty four and a half.
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Harry, you're going brown's My name is
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Jessa. I agree. Look, Browns aren't that
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bad, and Darren, you're right. Rosette has done
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his job for these first two weeks. I'm
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gonna lay the floor here, Pittsburgh. thirtieth
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in total yards and
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in the passing game, twenty six
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rushing the ball. Nadia Harris just
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two point nine yards per carry No
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Watts gonna crush Pittsburgh trying to defend the
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number one running game in the league, which
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is the Browns with Chubb and Hunt.
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They've got over three hundred yards combined
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and four touch sounds. I think the browns win
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this one going away. Alright.
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Brian, you're
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against us. You're playing it safe. You're not
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dealing with this teaser crap. You're like, let me just
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take the points. These teams stink. Let me tell
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you, Sal. When that graphic comes out, everybody's
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gonna reripen you, right, for crossing over. That's
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Yeah. Yeah. mean,
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they hey treat it like I'm betting a hundred dollars
6:42
on a twenty five team parley. Like, this
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is this is fine. I want the team, the better
6:46
team to win, and I think it goes on there. But
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go ahead. Yeah. I'm trying to think, you know, I I
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partly Kim was saying this. I'm trying to think
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when this line came out, why it didn't
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come out at three or three and a half?
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You know, this brown it's like people forget
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this brown seemed lost at home to Joe
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Flacco. Now regardless or not whether
7:02
they should have won that game, that was a close
7:04
game throughout. even if, you know, the
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Browns offense has looked good. But when you
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go back to last year, if they lost both games
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to the dealers, they struggled to score
7:12
last year against them. I know you could say
7:14
what? is difference
7:17
maker there, but still are still at playmakers
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on the they kinda showed that last week
7:21
too. But, yeah, four and a
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half to me is just too
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much, you know, steelers coming off a loss too.
7:27
So you gotta factor that in. I
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think it's a field goal game. I'm gonna
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say it's like twenty three twenty either team,
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but I think this comes down to the wire lake.
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Alright. Stefanski two and
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eleven against the spread versus AFC
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North. know a lot of that is in in the leaner
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that's one way to look at it. And the dealers surprisingly
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Alright. props
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first touchdowns. Let's do
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it. I like Jacoby percent.
10:59
Over twelve and a half rushing
11:01
yards minus one eleven to one for forty
11:03
three against the jets. last
11:04
week. He's gonna
11:05
have to look for openings as his Pittsburgh
11:08
secondary. It could be tough at times. Mac
11:10
Jones ran seven times last
11:12
week. against the steelers seven times,
11:14
didn't rack up the yards, but he got seven
11:16
attempts that Joe Jacobi Bracette
11:18
does. He's gonna go over borrow
11:20
ran for forty seven against Pittsburgh in week
11:22
one. I think this is easy. Percent over
11:24
twelve and a half yards rushing. I
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think that's two or three rushes. Minus
11:28
one eleven. That's when Harry. You have
11:30
a rushing prop as well. Yeah.
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You
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know, Pittsburg Steel is not Jay
11:35
Harris, under fifty five and a half rushing
11:37
yards at minus one twenty one. Look at I
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mentioned Pittsburgh thirtieth so far after two
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weeks, total offense, twenty six in
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rushing. And we're twenty ninth in the
11:45
league rushing last year. Harris is
11:47
averaging just thirty six
11:49
yards per game. And like I said, two point
11:51
nine yards at Cary Cleveland. It's a solid
11:53
rush to defense after two games. Fourth
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in the league. So far, the Browns
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against the running backs
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that face The the Panthers Christian
12:02
McCafferty had just thirty three yards in the
12:04
opener. And last week against the Jets,
12:06
Michael Carter had just twenty three
12:08
briefs all had fifty, all three
12:10
running backs under fifty five and a half
12:12
yards. Harris goes under again tonight as
12:14
well. In Cleveland. Interesting. Brydus
12:16
flies in the face, well, maybe not necessarily
12:18
to both when you have Nadia Harris scoring a
12:20
touchdown. Yeah. Yeah. We could both one.
12:22
Yeah. We
12:22
could both one here. Look, the offensive
12:25
line has some work to do here for Pittsburgh.
12:27
And I will say Najjar's especially in
12:29
week one didn't necessarily look
12:31
like himself. Right? He's been battling a lot of
12:33
injuries. He's getting himself back into shape
12:35
last week. He looked a little bit better. But,
12:37
again, you go back to last year. Harris
12:40
dominated the series, said two hundred and
12:42
seventy nine yards rushing in two games,
12:44
scored in both of those games.
12:46
So he hasn't touched the end zone yet in the
12:48
first two. I think they're gonna get down there
12:50
and they're gonna you know, if they get down inside
12:52
the three, I could see them running all four
12:54
times here. I think, you know, he's gonna
12:56
have a bigger game than games one and two. But
12:58
I love the plus one twenty eight
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for -- Alright. -- maybe fifty. What
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do you think of these pro steelers
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bets. I don't know. I mean,
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let let's be honest, the steelers
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often so far has had less action than Harry
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had on his honeymoon. So Oh,
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wow. Probably
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right. Uh-uh. Come on. He enjoyed his
13:16
time with friends, his daughter enrolled
13:18
me. fine with
13:20
him. I love
13:22
it. Fuck all the kids. You're going to
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receiving proppants.
13:27
Yes.
13:28
I've taken a little known
13:31
Harrison Bryant here tied in for the
13:33
Cleveland Browns to go over thirteen and a half
13:35
yards receiving at
13:37
minus one twenty seven. Even
13:39
though he's kinda unheralded, he's actually having
13:41
a better year this year to start year
13:44
three, averaging thirty one yards
13:46
throughout the first two games. And even
13:48
before this season, he still averaged about
13:50
sixteen yards a game in his
13:52
short career here. So getting at
13:54
thirteen and a half south, do not be
13:56
surprised. This is a guy, we know backup
13:58
quarterbacks per set. They use their
14:00
titans more often than maybe say
14:02
like some superstar quarterback would because
14:04
they checked down a little bit more often.
14:07
Harry
14:07
I would not be surprised if Harrison and
14:09
Brian goes over this thirteen and a
14:11
half on one catch in the first quarter,
14:13
and I don't even have to worry about it
14:15
anymore. Harrison Brian, over thirteen
14:17
and a York's receiving -- Alright. -- for
14:19
the entire game today. That's it. I'm gonna
14:21
say that he has one of the roster. I think you're
14:23
right, Pollakid. So that's a good bet. He
14:25
is Harrison Bryant. unbelievable
14:28
all that's out there. Florida
14:30
-- Right. -- four three -- Alright.
14:32
-- 439 odds. Now listen guys.
14:35
Brian, what do we owe for twenty?
14:37
We were who everybody looked to to go for the
14:39
first touchdown guy. Right? Oh
14:41
my gosh. Oh, yeah. We were
14:43
trying to reach seventy three units at the
14:45
end of the year. And now We can't pick. We
14:47
can't. I mean, we've done five night games
14:49
and we've pulled offers. Now
14:51
it's tough because I'm looking at these odds.
14:54
They don't they don't give you much
14:56
Not with these running backs, really. Nick Chubb
14:58
is favored to score the first touchdown plus
15:00
305 Najiras. Second,
15:02
five to one. Kareem Hunt wise, plus
15:04
five fifty at Marie Cooper, plus seven
15:06
fifty, Deonte Johnson, plus seven
15:08
fifty, Chase Claypole, nine to one, and then
15:10
it gets into the double digits. I
15:13
don't know if if we should have some kind of like we
15:15
were talking about it yesterday, Bri. If we
15:17
should have some kind of system where
15:20
You take one of the running quarterback and then
15:22
you take the running back that's supposed to do
15:24
it, and then we could take two flyers, but
15:26
I'm going Korean. I
15:29
like the odds are slightly better than
15:31
going Nick Chubb. He scored versus Carolina.
15:33
He's a first half of the year player. To
15:35
be honest, if you look at him, he had five touchdowns
15:37
in his first six games last year. You
15:39
get much better odds than you do with
15:41
Chubb, almost twice as much plus five
15:43
fifty Karim pot. That just drives
15:45
Fantasy Players crazy. Right? Fantasy
15:47
owners. If chubb and hunt
15:49
sticks his head in from the two yard
15:51
line and that's that. Hunt plus
15:53
five fifty, how are you doing it? You're
15:55
going chubb. Look,
15:56
we need to break the slump. We have something here.
15:59
So I'm gonna take Chubb. I'm gonna take the favorite.
16:01
He leads the AFC in Russian yards, and that's three
16:03
Russian touch ups. Most Russian time times were
16:05
running back so far this evening, Jeba, had the
16:07
first touchdown last week against the
16:09
Jets.
16:09
Plus, Joe's stealers
16:12
rush defense is just twenty second
16:14
in the league. Give me chubb to get in the
16:16
in the end don't first. Seven nothing right off the
16:18
back leg. Alright. Listen, I just want a winner. Be between
16:20
as as long as we're teaming up on this, I want
16:22
a winner between the four. Alright. Paul,
16:24
like, kid. He goes, you like Frymerouth.
16:28
Yeah. Like Pat Pat Fry move
16:30
here. So, you know, I always like the tight ends here.
16:32
Just kinda like what we're saying with the
16:34
full backs all of a sudden, that tight ends with
16:36
a kind of the to me, the go to pick
16:39
-- Yeah. -- a lot of times last
16:41
year. So this is a big target.
16:43
He's eleven to one. He's
16:45
already really gone for about a hundred yards,
16:47
pretty solid here in his first two games
16:49
with one touchdown. He had seven last
16:51
year. He's got eight touchdowns and eighteen
16:53
career games. He's as good of
16:55
value here as anybody at
16:57
eleven to one. Let's get it done
16:59
tonight, guys. I don't care if it's me.
17:01
leave a little You gotta get on the
17:03
board. Pry. What do you like?
17:05
No. I agree.
17:07
We gotta get on the board. We
17:09
should talk about full backs, though. Like,
17:11
you're right. No. It was a two star
17:14
four night games. It was a full
17:16
backs thought. No. Two two of the last three -- Yeah. -- full
17:18
backs. But, yeah, I I
17:20
thought about percent. I thought about mid tier. Right?
17:22
Both both guys could -- Yeah. -- could easily
17:24
see both guys running in. But
17:26
yeah, I'm doing the same thing I did the other night,
17:28
and typically again. I do look at quarterbacks. I
17:30
do look at tie ins similar to what
17:32
Darren's looking at. So I'm looking at David and Joku
17:34
at eleven o one. Same similar reasons to
17:37
probably kit. He was shot against
17:39
the Steelers last season. He scored a
17:41
touchdown on one of those games. he
17:43
should have scored last week. It seemed like Prasad started
17:45
getting comfortable with him last week versus
17:47
week one. So I could definitely see him
17:49
in the corner of the end zone.
17:52
scoring potentially early.
17:54
So that'll again, based on
17:56
odds eleven 01I think, for for both
17:58
these sedans. Right. Let's do this. Pretty
17:59
cool. Let's win. And
18:01
then secondly, let's take a break and we'll
18:03
talk about this Aaron Judge. I I
18:06
you guys haven't alerted me to this
18:08
Aaron Judge phenomena. It's pretty good.
18:10
Have you seen what he's doing? Oh,
18:12
for god's sake. I can't wait till this is
18:14
over. I I find myself every twenty minutes
18:16
refreshing to see what Xandr Garts
18:18
has done just so that Aaron Judge doesn't get the
18:20
triple crown. I'm more into that than you
18:22
guys are. So now, but anyway, I'm
18:24
rooting against judge. You guys are
18:26
rooting for But a question of what we can do
18:28
with the sixty second home run ball.
18:30
If you were to catch it in the stands as
18:32
a fan, we're gonna answer that.
18:34
what would you demand as the actual question? Let's just
18:36
take a quick break and we'll be right back.
18:45
Alright. We're back. We covered football. We're
18:47
gonna hit all the rest of the weekend
18:49
games tonight. we'll
18:51
call it Friday. But for now, we
18:53
hit the Thursday night game and, you
18:55
know, we're constantly on Aaron
18:57
Judge Watch. Paulie Kid, what did you did
18:59
this months ago? I don't know. A month ago, man, month
19:01
and a half ago. What did you have, judge, at
19:03
sixty two? I know meatballs had him at the
19:05
most. Sixty 4III
19:08
understand. He's past my number, fifty
19:10
eight, I think I had. So he's
19:12
shattered
19:12
that. Yeah. I was
19:13
definitely have him. No. I think I had
19:16
fifty five. Yeah. How about this? Well,
19:18
just don't so we don't forget. I did have
19:20
him, like, eighteen to one. Yep.
19:22
to win the whole run title this year. That's true.
19:24
So Not able to.
19:26
Don't jinx it. Don't jinx it.
19:28
Don't like it. Don't you dare do that? No.
19:30
He's got that. I nobody picked up
19:32
for MVP, which is great, babyface. I
19:34
mean, I know you you send them me,
19:37
autonomy means negative ones every single
19:39
day, but no, you didn't have any money. on
19:41
MVP. But look,
19:43
I'm conceding. He's he's the MVP. If
19:45
he's sixty and three sixteen, I just
19:47
can't have him win the triple crown now.
19:49
That's it. Is he in is he in first and batting
19:52
average right now or no? No. It's a
19:54
ballpark. It's a ballpark time. It's a
19:56
very seventeen. You can
19:57
be tied. Someone's got to be a by
19:59
a
19:59
I mean, a That's
20:02
what I thought. Yes. But, you know,
20:04
ESPN has no idea. Now
20:06
judges ahead, I think. Yeah. Yeah.
20:08
I think he's ahead. Alright. Well,
20:10
you know, Jeff McNeill has dropped. I wanted
20:12
him to be number one who you are. But anyway,
20:15
And he's spaghetti, came up with a a good
20:18
question. Actually, the guy who called
20:20
the sixtieth ball. Right? What's
20:22
his name? Michael Kessler? a
20:24
twenty year old received other signed baseballs
20:26
from judge and signed BAT. You
20:29
know,
20:29
he also
20:30
took a picture with Kessler, a group photo
20:32
with him his friends. They say
20:34
this could be worth between anywhere from a hundred to
20:36
a hundred and fifty thousand. They
20:38
say the sixty first ball could be
20:40
between two hundred and two hundred and fifty.
20:42
a sixty second could be worth over five
20:45
hundred thousand. Spaghetti, you
20:47
came up with a good question. What's the answer to
20:49
your question? As a fan, if you caught
20:51
this, what would you demand? from the
20:53
yankees and from judge. So if
20:55
I got it, I I saw somewhere I'm
20:57
not sure if my friends are wrong, but they said
20:59
some maguire ball was worth like
21:01
millions. I just feel like after time because up these the
21:03
prices get more and more. So my initial
21:05
thing was very it was not
21:06
enough. My friends made fun of her
21:08
how little I asked for. I I said, I guess, Yankee
21:11
tickets, season tickets. would probably be a
21:13
baseline thing you have to get. Like, you have something that's
21:15
a real like For life? I think so.
21:17
I think so because you have to get well, it's
21:19
something that has you know,
21:21
a bet. It continues to grow the value as it
21:23
goes on, like, a one time check, that's
21:25
it. And then I simply asked
21:27
just for my student loans
21:29
paid off I think money for an engagement ring and
21:31
then I I knew a Tesla because
21:33
my jeeps give me fits and my friends like you can
21:35
get way more. This thing I added, like,
21:37
you know, me and my friends do this festive as
21:39
dinner thing. So one night a year,
21:41
we get Yankee Stadium on
21:43
your Christmas. That's just us. Oh, so
21:46
that's I think after all that, I think I would be
21:48
fine with it. That's good.
21:50
Yeah. And how much would you ask for their engagement
21:52
ring? Or they just pick it out for you? It
21:54
would be it's the one I know I
21:56
have to get. So I would just ask for the beat to
21:58
be compensated for that. Twenty
21:59
five hundred bucks. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's
22:02
good. Alright. Alright, Harry. Those
22:04
are good answers. What what would you
22:06
ask for? Well, obviously,
22:08
I mean, I don't need any of that stuff.
22:10
All I need is Ken. You don't need the facilities.
22:13
dinner. No. Okay. That's cool. That's
22:15
awesome. I think that's cool. But just cash. What's
22:17
what's the what's the going listen.
22:19
I don't need any of the
22:20
Yankee seconds. I mean, want if
22:22
I was there and I got the ball, I want cash. I'd say, you want
22:25
cash. So you need someone to bring you a
22:27
briefcase immediately. And and and I
22:29
think the next question would be for
22:31
how much? and let and let's say just
22:33
and let's say just bring you a lot of
22:35
signals and you have to strip I don't
22:37
know. Don't you want you're gonna you're gonna have to
22:39
set the number. Ken will
22:41
have Ken will be both a hundred percent a
22:43
hundred percent right now. on every
22:45
question. Oh, yeah. No. That would actually be
22:47
really funny. That would be, like, a
22:49
funny Yeah. Go off what? You know what?
22:51
I don't wanna check. I want cash. I don't
22:53
wanna check. Of course. Yes. Of course. Yeah. You
22:55
don't want a money order. You don't wanna check. You
22:57
don't have to pay. Yeah. Yeah.
23:00
I think, well, if Ken, you know, if it's
23:02
any indication of the last settlement,
23:04
Ken was involved with on your behalf. You're in
23:06
good shape. Alright, Brett. What
23:09
do you ask for from the exit? Yeah.
23:11
I mean, it's a good question. Right? If you're talking
23:13
five hundred thousand dollars, it's hard
23:15
to hard to not keep
23:18
that ball. although you maybe can't be a
23:20
Yankee fan anymore. Right? Like,
23:22
I know that's a thing. If you're too much of
23:24
a asshole, Right. The fans get on you
23:26
and then -- Right. -- you have to
23:28
switch It's like money. It's it's
23:30
right. It it really is, so they have to make
23:32
it right by you. Yeah.
23:34
I have a feeling I
23:35
would chicken out on my ass though and, like,
23:37
asked for really little things. But III
23:39
do think the one thing for sure I would want I
23:42
mean, again, season
23:44
tickets for life makes sense, some
23:46
good season tickets for life.
23:48
But what would make sense to me is I always
23:50
would want I'd wanna get
23:52
batting practice multiple times on
23:54
that field. Mhmm. I mean, to
23:56
me, I always felt like I mean, it doesn't
23:58
have to be with the team, whatever. It could just be,
24:00
like, you know, open the stadium up to me
24:03
whenever so you can go there and take
24:05
some swings. That that's something I to me, I'd
24:07
always wanna do. But how about this? I think
24:09
this is fair. Like, if you ask for
24:11
season tickets for life,
24:13
that's fine. But if then someone else, even
24:15
judge hit sixty three one year, you
24:17
you lose those seats. You
24:20
gotta get out. I mean, you get you get bounced
24:22
by the by the usher. I hear you.
24:24
Alright. Paul, like, I know you've thought
24:27
about this. Yeah.
24:28
I have thought about this, Al.
24:30
One, just so you know,
24:32
buster only has called us the
24:34
single greatest offensive season and baseball has
24:36
to come on. He's on hold. that
24:39
big. And then I know I'm doing the
24:41
ball here. He just said because the
24:43
hitting is down all over the place
24:45
and judge has just, you
24:47
know, exceeded what everybody
24:49
else is doing. So this
24:51
is what I'm doing so. Yeah. k.
24:53
One, that ball stays
24:55
with me. until judge resigns with the
24:57
yankees. So -- Wow. --
24:58
that ball anywhere. That's
25:01
part
25:01
of the deal here. Wow. Like that ball
25:03
is with me. Part of it is,
25:05
if judge is not with the yanks, now I'm doing it whatever
25:08
the heck I want with that ball -- Mhmm. --
25:10
whatever to the highest bidder, whatever
25:12
it's gonna be. That's number one.
25:14
So That ball is not going anywhere
25:16
till the yankees get judge
25:18
inked to a, you know, a fair
25:21
contract for both
25:23
parties. That's number one.
25:25
Number two, at that point, whatever
25:27
the contract is, I'm going to
25:29
judge. Does judge want to who wants the
25:32
ball here? Like who do I have to the ball to?
25:34
Okay. Right. So if I'm going to
25:36
judge, I want one percent of
25:38
his entire whatever he's
25:40
getting. No. So if he's
25:42
getting well, you
25:43
know, you do the math. Why would he figure that
25:45
out? Paul or or his future
25:48
contract? One percent of his contract for
25:50
the ball. 0000I
25:53
got you. Yeah. One one percent of his total. Whatever
25:55
the total is, I want one percent of
25:57
it. Alright. Well, watch sure.
25:59
Although
25:59
that's a lot. But I don't know how
26:02
much he'll say about it. besides a four
26:04
hundred million dollar contract, he
26:06
can't
26:06
give me four million for that ball.
26:08
No, he can't. That's what I
26:10
was saying. Well, but I don't think he cares as
26:12
much. I wonder if he cares as much
26:14
about because these all end up, like, in the hall
26:16
of fame. Right? So All of
26:19
the hall of fame can come call and I'm I'll be
26:21
on the conference down the street around the
26:23
area. Right? There you go. you know. talking
26:25
how much I don't even have
26:27
the ball. He's really making the ball.
26:29
Right? That that what up? That's
26:32
very fair. That's a little scary or
26:34
is that just too? No. I mean, those are the
26:36
two more support things. I like the little things
26:38
Brian's talking about -- Mhmm. -- batting
26:40
practice is phenomenal. season tickets. I mean, if
26:42
I have the four million price, I
26:44
don't I can
26:44
You'll be okay. need the season
26:47
tickets. Yeah. What I would love to
26:49
as I would love to have them every year. Good seats. That's
26:51
for sure. Okay. But that's what
26:53
I'd want. But that ball remains
26:55
with me until judge
26:58
signs, whatever contract he does. And,
27:00
you
27:00
know, if there's
27:01
no loyalty with him in the yankees,
27:03
whether it's who's at fault, whatever it's gonna
27:06
be, I'm
27:06
just gonna then that ball goes to the highest bidder. That's
27:08
a nice twist. Yeah. Or would just
27:10
send it to, like, to the Red Sox or something.
27:13
Right? Send it to Red Sox ownership. That
27:15
that's good for that. Heck yeah. Yeah. Nevermind. Well,
27:17
maybe face grabs. Big babyface these are
27:19
all gonna answer. What do you what do you have
27:21
as a response? Well, I mean,
27:23
the yankers didn't even pay up to pay Aaron
27:25
Judge that we know they're not gonna pay the for
27:27
the ball. So that's I mean, if you're gonna
27:30
go to the money route, I feel like Then again,
27:32
from Judge, I get it from judge himself. Well, you I
27:34
mean, or take it to pawn stars. Like,
27:36
anyway, that's what you should do. But I
27:38
I like Bri's idea. But instead
27:40
of batting practice, Billy Crystal got in
27:42
at bat in spring training. I mean,
27:44
you can at least ask for that. That's
27:47
interesting. But III
27:49
wanna work and I want money, but I wanna earn it. So I
27:51
would ask for an honorary title as the
27:53
Yankee's assistant to the traveling
27:55
secretary and a hundred
27:57
k a year and not -- Right.
27:59
-- and
27:59
here's your ball and I'll see you on
28:02
the road. I
28:04
love
28:04
it. Just to jump up with the team.
28:06
Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah. I
28:08
would here's what I would ask for.
28:10
I would ask that Harry be the ball boy for the
28:13
rest of the year. You
28:15
know, whatever. That's just a week who cares two
28:17
weeks. Right? So Harry's the ball boy that
28:19
that just to that's just to see him. He has to
28:21
dress in the uniform. Right? Paul did you say
28:24
Oh, boy. Paul boy. Paul boy.
28:28
Okay. over under the arrows I make
28:30
is a half. That's the
28:32
over under? Okay. You look just like Don
28:34
Zimmerman. You look like Don Zimmerman out there.
28:36
so good. Yeah. Yeah. But I want stupid
28:39
things. Right? Like, I wanna I want
28:41
judge to have to run errands with me. One
28:43
afternoon. Like, we go pick up the drive
28:45
side. Yeah. And I'm on, like,
28:47
a a TikTok with Halstein Brenner.
28:49
You know, we do a little dance. I'm gonna
28:51
make these people embarrassed. Make them pay
28:53
for it. than Harry
28:55
wants a a briefcase full of cash.
28:57
I wanna dance with Hal. There
28:59
you go. Alright. I think that
29:01
was good. I think that's good. We should we should put these
29:04
together. We should actually be consultants for
29:06
people whoever's gonna catch this ball.
29:08
Right? Because it's a big deal and it's a life
29:10
changing deal. Alright. Spaghetti, by
29:12
the way, we'll talk about it later. We made
29:14
a deal. We made a bet. will
29:17
reveal what it's gonna be between
29:19
the giants and cowboys. The rest
29:21
of you could get in on this too. But
29:24
for tonight, Spotify Live, check us out. We'll be
29:26
doing the late third and the
29:28
fourth quarter live betting on
29:30
the Browns Steelers. Hopefully, it's a game
29:32
by then. and it's not a waste of
29:34
time. Oh, we were talking about
29:36
cousin salagensal odds at gmail dot com. That's
29:38
where you're right in if you wanna
29:40
hit us up on any questions, comments, tell us
29:42
how terrible we're doing. If you wanna, you know,
29:45
weighing on what you would ask the
29:47
yankees for. in exchange for the
29:49
sixty second home run ball.
29:51
But, Pollikid, you mentioned that Harry was he
29:53
almost missed that podcast, which would
29:55
have broken your streak. Did the Jenner trifecta
29:57
the streak of everyone being
29:59
together. You said it was a thousand shows.
30:02
We should keep track of this. There
30:05
were a hundred and seventy four
30:07
episodes with the ringer. This is according to Scott
30:09
Cox. Thank you right now. A hundred and seventy
30:11
four with the ringer. and two hundred and
30:13
ninety seven from July
30:15
to present, subtract the thirteen
30:17
overlap because there were a couple there was, like,
30:19
two weeks where we did both
30:22
the ringer and extra points. So what does
30:24
that make? So that's two ninety seven and
30:26
once a so we're at Four seventy one.
30:28
Right. And then minus the thirteen is
30:30
four fifty eight. So we should keep
30:32
track because we're coming up on five hundred.
30:35
And that seems worthy of a celebration.
30:37
You're right, Scott Cox. Thank you for -- Nice. --
30:39
sir. Thank you, Scott. Alright. So there
30:41
you go. Yeah. Maybe
30:43
that's it. If we catch the ball, we did the 500th
30:45
episode from Monument Park there
30:47
at Yankee Stadium. I think that's a fair enough
30:49
compromise. So there you go. That'll do
30:52
it for another episode of
30:54
Against All Odds. For spaghetti, for
30:56
meatballs, for babyface Joel Solomon, and
30:58
the Generate Trifecta domicile, saying
31:00
so long and happy handicapping.
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