Boy oh Boy, after taking off more than a year we're back. This is mostly Kyle's fault, as this episode has been sitting on the hard drives since 2018! Holy shit. You wouldn't guess it though, time is truly a flat circle. Only a few things give

Episode 18 - Comedy in Dog Years

Sep 19th, 2018 53m 19s

Money Hell, incipient failure redux, thousands of Achewood references, nerve tonic, Nick calls Keith a goofball, Kyle earnestly researches how to make someone a ward of the state. Revenge of Dick Turnip: Telemonsters an oddly prophetic autobiog

Episode 17 - The Corpses of Ideas

Aug 29th, 2018 49m 5s

An austere, godless sky, the elegiac tatters of a world that once knew hope but will no longer, only charred desolation to greet the eye for as far as one might care to look if only their gaze would be rent from the teeming doom written in the

Episode 16 - Atlas Crushed

Jul 18th, 2018 47m 57s

We marshall the extent of our literary reference library to bring you the clearest possible articulation of our narrative approach, best summed up as being akin to a sort of despairing anti-Bob Ross making a portrait of “sad big trees” within o

Episode 15 - Live From Dildo Island

Jun 28th, 2018 49m

Originally recorded March 2018 As you might be able to surmise through the powers of basic critical thinking, this podcast is not being aired live. However, Kyle did discover some interesting geographical tidbits, and Keith burrowed out of the

Episode 14 - Farting into A Murphy Bed

Jun 14th, 2018 45m 54s

Originally recorded in March 2018 In this Episode 14, Keith is recording indoors for a change of pace, and has someone who is interrupting him every so often. It does lead us into interesting avenues of comedy that we don't explore very often

Episode 13 - Place me at the Pope Table

Jun 8th, 2018 47m 13s

Whoa, we're putting our podcast out, and we're starting with episode 14? What is wrong with us? Well, we're starting the podcast with the most recent information pertaining to what we're doing these days. MCIHAD is going on hiatus for a little

Episode 12 - Keith is Alone

May 30th, 2018 46m 58s

Originally recorded January 2018 We tried to generate filler content for in-between our let’s play sessions. ‘Tried’ being the operative word. Also… ‘tired.’ The other operative word for the month is “fuckboy.” This month’s script is an unused

Episode 11 - Wolf Piss

May 24th, 2018 50m 38s

Originally recorded December 2017 Good answers for trivia nights, Kyle gets booed, and a bunch of subaverage white guys boo hoo about net neutrality going away. Thank god for evergreen topics. Speaking of evergreens, this very special Christmas

Episode 10 - Successful Babies and Sad Daddies

May 16th, 2018 1h 6m

Originally from November 2017 I can’t begin to explain why the minute long cold open sounds like tremulous sobs emanating from a stygian pit in the nadir of the underworld. It might have something to do with Keith having retreated from Los Ange

Episode 9 - State of Trouble Planet

May 10th, 2018 52m 7s

Originally from October 2017 An extra spooky episode to herald the extra spooky time of the year- quarter four tax due date. Oh yeah! This is the episode from that month Youtube decided for reasons as yet not understood to delete every last fuc

Episode 8 - Eldritch Country

May 2nd, 2018 44m 23s

Originally recorded in September 2017 Hahahaha, Kyle moved to Florida and now the weather almost killed him! Hahahahaaaaaa This episode required a do-over because the first draft amounted to nothing more than an hour long uninterrupted opprobri

Episode 7 - Two Mummies, One Bog

Apr 25th, 2018 49m 23s

Originally recorded in August 2017 A delightful new aphorism is coined. Keith is officially consigned to Los Angeles county. And, as always, we Patreon Alone. Stay tuned in for warrantless self congratulation over the making of the “Cicada’s Ca

Episode 6 - Funk in the Dark

Apr 18th, 2018 42m

Originally recorded in July 2017 Having successfully got Madcucks to appear on the let’s play, the gang spend about five hours of mic time patting themselves on the dick, save for Nick, who continues to be awash in bafflement and a vague sense

Episode 5 - Grief Industry

Apr 11th, 2018 55m 11s

Originally from June 2017 This month’s episode has Kyle plumbing some elegiac depths in a futile quest for meaning, while Keith revels in the prospect of getting master satirist Madcucks to take us up on an anachronistic Street Fighter challeng

Episode 4 - None of Us Are Well

Apr 4th, 2018 58m 21s

Originally recorded in May 2017 Sealed in a hot, dark space, Kyle screams for no discernable reason. His sweaty visage assails and tremulous cries into the muted void offend the sensibilities of man and God as he sets about Marking his every si

Episode 3 - Sins of the Father, Blood of the Mahjong

Mar 28th, 2018 38m 53s

(Originally recorded in May 2017) Believe it or not, we managed to con (get it?) our way into doing panels at a convention once. Nick and Kyle only, of course, because we only had two invitations, and because Keith was busy typing out his virul

Episode 2 - Met A Backstreet Boy

Mar 21st, 2018 35m 33s

Originally recorded in April 2017 At the nadir of our lives, we spent time facilitating throwback music concerts and inventing novelty cocktails by working backwards from mildly amusing titles. Nick also seems to be having some kind of trouble!

Episode 1 - Lincoln the Lich

Mar 14th, 2018 42m 50s

Hey, our first attempt at cobbling together a sort of remote recording setup resulted in some not-great audio. Truly our amateur ignominy shines through with this one, through that fact and the one where we TALK ABOUT WORKING FOR FUCKING RIDESH

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