It's Week 4 of the Pellwood Fantasy Football season, and Occam's Razor slashes fiercely at the hopes and dreams of many a manager. The few who have avoided its cuts stand unscathed and triumphant while others seek only to stem the bleeding.

However, one manager's blood loss is different than the rest. Widely accepted as the league's villain, this Pellwood Staple's 0-3 start — and even more challenging schedule ahead — provides the League with a certain hope: schadenfreude.

A sense of pending justice and league-wide catharsis is rising in the air.

The Man Who's Good At Everything is...suffering.

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...or is he?

Turns out, ...