Just in time for the first cold front of fall, league managers scramble to patch their rosters as Week 5 ushers in the first bye-week blast of the season.

Team Rankings continue to squish as this week's lineup offers a monster head-to-head matchup amidst the mostly pithy slap-fights. And yet, as the wise Bobby Hill once said via his All-American athlete ventriloquist dummy, Chip, "a W's a W anyway you get it."

And as Bobby's dad Hank poetically added, "my son plays with dolls. There, I said it."

Chip is right, and every W matters. But with a bone-dry waiver wire and ...