(Cue the Wellerman Sea Chanty tune)

There once were a band of managers keen,With fantasy drafts, keepers, and trades.They studied stats and scoured the news,To make their lineup, no time to lose.

Soon may the weekend come,bring us points and wins and fun,Sunday, when the matchup is won,We’ll celebrate and go.

Well, Charles had a strategy so bold,Plays the waiver wire, fearless and cold,They look at the matchups and grin with a nod,Their lineup’s set, ready to shock and awe.

Soon may the weekend come,Victories sweet and losses numb,One day, when the season is done,We'll draft anew and go.

Now Chris he plaid with ...