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Welcome to Truth Hounds, a production
0:03
of My Heart Radio. I'm
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Anna and I've been unemployed
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for two years now, so
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i really have nothing going on. And
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I'm Kyle and in middle school
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I received the ward most Enthusiastic
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to Learn. So that makes me pretty
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special. And that is what makes
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us the perfect investigative duo.
0:25
We are two friends who love each
0:27
other very much. But what we love
0:29
even more is getting to the bottom of
0:32
mysteries. All mysteries, sure,
0:34
but small mysteries specifically.
0:37
Trust me, No mystery
0:39
is too small. No, no, no, Why don't you trust
0:41
me when I tell you we are ready
0:44
to sniff around? We are
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the the truth Hounds.
0:53
Previously on Truth Hounds, Oh
0:56
my, what is that? What
0:59
is that? Deep? Macromy
1:01
the director of the festival, looked
1:04
terrifying. We can make something
1:07
really sick and really spooky
1:09
that also has a social commentary
1:11
that's for the good of you for long. You
1:13
know what, We're going to make the short in four
1:15
hours. Something
1:17
you probably can't tell right here is that
1:20
I'm actually terrified. How
1:24
did this happen? What
1:26
happened? What is this? Um?
1:34
It is one pm
1:37
um and there's just been a
1:39
break in the case, I got an email, and
1:41
um I told Anna about
1:44
it. Let me just get this my shirt. I'm
1:46
trying to get myself together. Um
1:48
Anna's coming over in a few minutes, so we can go
1:51
over it. Oh my god. Episode
1:56
five, What is fear? And
1:59
why can't I away hard
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for? Okay?
2:10
Um, I'm just getting to Kyle's.
2:17
Ok Okay
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are you? Oh my god?
2:25
Oh, let's
2:28
go. Okay. So it's so crazy meat,
2:31
So we have we got an email. So I just
2:33
wanted you to come over to your okay, okay,
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okay,
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okay, Oh my god,
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okay, Oh my god, just
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perpetually running. Okay,
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let me see okay, Okay, I
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haven't got it. I wanted to get it.
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I don't see it in my embo. Oh my okay,
2:55
Oh my god, Oh
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my god, okay, super
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oh my god. Read this entire
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email entire Okay, there's tune to this email,
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but the words got it, got it to
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comfirm you received and ready to entirely. Failure
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to follow directions could result in a loss of an
3:16
official selection status. Wait does
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that mean wait? Wait for receiving
3:21
possible honorable mention? Okay,
3:24
congratulations official?
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Oh my, oh my god, oh my god.
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Wait virtual show? What
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wait? Wait? Wait, your film
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is an official selection? Okay, virtual
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show taking
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place this sympe
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Okay, wait one second? Okay, so attached to this
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email as your official bullet Laurel. Be
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sure to attach it to your poster and shared on social
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media, tagging us. Okay, what's
3:58
next? We needed the little copy of your film,
4:01
masap um. If your film is not in
4:03
English, please have English. I was up virtual
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screen or submission deadline? Wait
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and then there's this Okay, wait, let
4:11
me see. We are currently
4:14
organizing our virtual festival
4:16
this year. Do you have experience that the
4:18
climate is still not conducive for
4:21
the types of live events we tend to organize,
4:24
which are usually balls to the wall. We
4:28
do make our virtual shows both memorable
4:31
and valuable to our filmmakers,
4:34
and our main page does have sample videos the virtual
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events we organized throughout the pandemic for reference.
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Ha. Wait,
4:42
but so the regular funds are balls
4:44
to the wall. Yeah? Wait,
4:50
wait, so we got Okay, I
4:52
just want to look at this. Wait where
4:54
does it wait? But why does
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it say why does it say
4:58
did you get your ticket? It? Because if we got
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wait, but we got in, so why when we
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probably know, we probably don't need to get because if you
5:06
got in, you probably you
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need to reserve your virtual ticket
5:11
online to participate in the
5:14
festival. We've been emailing
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you know that probably just means, like you you reserve
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your spot online, just that you're you're going to be attending.
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Like that probably doesn't mean then what is
5:23
that you must purchase
5:26
a ticket to participate? Wait?
5:30
Yes, so even it says here,
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yes, even filmmakers need to
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purchase a take to purchase a ticket
5:37
to access the show. I'm
5:41
sorry for a virtue. So for
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a gig or who got in, which is us,
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you have to purchase a ticket to
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attend your own screening, which is online.
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Wait, Belower, about
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how much does it take? Belower to available
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ticket? Use the code for
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fifty okay off
6:06
your ticket pages? Well, how much is
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that fifty
6:11
three dollars plush tags?
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So for us to screen our short
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online is
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at least fifty
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dollars. I
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mean, putting something on YouTube is for free.
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I just and
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it's not even going to be balls to the wall. Oh
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my god, I'm
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gonna I'm gonna trun off the party. Yeah, so
6:50
a lot just happened. Let's
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just take a moment to talk about everything. Remember
6:56
that this whole investigation was about meeting
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this one trigging yet terrifying
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man, Beat Macromy who
7:04
happened to be in charge of the festival.
7:07
What initially drew us to him was quite simple.
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He seemed to be super weird because
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he was the director of this film festival.
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We decided the most direct way to meet him
7:24
would be to infiltrate the festival. That
7:28
meant making a movie,
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and making a movie was no easy
7:34
feat. In fact, it
7:37
entailed a lot. We
7:41
had to hire a director, find
7:43
a screenwriter who understood our vision,
7:47
fundraise for the eventual submission,
7:50
fee, pets
7:52
and salad for the day of the shoe, work
7:56
with a reputable acting coach, higher
7:59
actor, one of whom was Anna's crush,
8:03
and finally shooting
8:05
edit the damn thing. All
8:09
of that had to happen in
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order for this one moment to exist.
8:16
But the thing about this moment, it
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didn't even guarantee we would meet
8:22
Bet Macromy. No,
8:25
it just got us here to the front
8:27
door of the festival. But
8:32
now that we were at the front door, he
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hardly felt celebrating because
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we just learned he
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would still cost us a hundred dollars
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plus tax to step inside.
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Sure, he
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offered us a discount on the tickets,
8:53
but that didn't matter because
8:56
the principle of the matter, meeting
9:00
Beat back room and confronting our fear,
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it's beginning to cost us a lot of money.
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In fact, we
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now faced a question, is
9:13
confronting your fear worth approximately
9:15
three? Honestly,
9:19
I didn't know. Let's
9:22
take an even further step back. If
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this was a virtual event, would
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we even get to meet Beat macromy
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We had done all of this so we could face
9:34
our fear, but how
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would we be able to do that on a computer screen?
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I mean, zoom is good, but
9:42
it ain't that good. Discovering
9:51
that there was an admission fee for the filmmakers
9:53
who were accepted into the festival definitely
9:56
left a sour taste in our mouths. And
9:59
as far are is, not getting to meet Beat Macromay
10:01
in person, that felt like a blow
10:04
to the investigation. It
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definitely meant that there was further to go. Basically,
10:13
our investigation wouldn't end after
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attending this festival, but
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it would definitely answer some questions and
10:21
assist us in eventually getting there. There
10:26
being meeting Beat Macromain in the flesh. We
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were on the right path. It's
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just that the path now looked a bit different. We
10:35
had no choice but to keep going. We
10:38
were into deep so
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we came up with another plan, fund
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raise and additional fifty dollars to
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pay for our ticket to attend
10:52
the festival so
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we could see Beat Macromain on a computer
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screen. For now.
11:02
We did, but we have historically done
11:04
best. We put up a post
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on Instagram. I
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typed up a lengthy letter appealing to my
11:11
followers. It was verbos,
11:13
but it was from the heart. I
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don't quite know how to say this, but
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our short film Core is
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an official selection for the two thou
11:29
Festival, taking place
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virtually this year. It
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cost us a hundred fifty dollars to submit,
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so needless to say, we were very
11:39
nervous to hear the outcome of the decision. We
11:41
couldn't have done this without our Indigo Go
11:44
donors, because of whom we
11:46
were able to afford the submission, as
11:48
well as pizza and salad for the day of the shoot.
11:51
And a huge thank you to our talented Cask
11:54
and the only director brave enough to believe
11:56
in us play taking
12:00
h now
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here comes the hard part. Moments
12:08
after we found out that we were selected, we
12:11
were told that on top of the hundred fifty dollar submission
12:14
fee, we have to pay to
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attend the screening. Even
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as the film's creators, the
12:22
cost to attend fifty
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three dollars. This does
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not come easily, especially
12:29
with the holidays around the corner. We
12:32
do not have time to fundraise, so we instead
12:35
asked that you ven Momie, and our
12:38
goal is to allow everyone who was
12:41
involved a ticket. Please
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donate what you can. Within
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minutes, we raised
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fifty three dollars, which
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would grant us one ticket to attend
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the festival. And
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keep in mind we had already spent a hundred
13:07
and fifty dollars to apply. I
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guess you can't put a price tag on art, but
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just for the record, if we did
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put a price tag on art, it
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would read two hundred three
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dollars. This
13:24
was a virtual event, which
13:26
came as a complete surprise to us.
13:30
Remember we
13:33
had been anticipating booking flights,
13:36
renting gowns and tuxedos, taking
13:40
a limo. The whole crew is
13:42
there. We are passing a bottle
13:44
of champagne around. Everyone
13:46
is taking a big gulp, except for Kyle
13:49
because she has some sparkling apple cider.
13:52
She's been sober for five years actually, But
13:55
we talked about it beforehand and it's not a
13:57
big deal, and she's super comfortable with us during
14:00
king around her, and she's cheers
14:02
in us like she's also drinking champagne. But
14:04
again, I do assure you it is apple
14:06
cider, And in some ways I'm
14:09
jealous because I think
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apple cider actually tastes better than champagne.
14:14
In fact, a lot of alcohol tastes really
14:16
bad, which brings to mind
14:18
the question are we just
14:20
pretending anyway?
14:25
To reiterate, this was
14:27
a virtual event, so
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we did have to scale back, but
14:32
we still wanted it to be fun and feel
14:34
like a celebration, so we
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invited a bunch of our friends over to Anna's
14:38
house, six of them to
14:40
be exact. And
14:43
before you feel too bad for us, check
14:46
this out. We only
14:48
purchased one admission ticket,
14:52
and there would actually be about eight of us
14:55
technically attending the event, which
14:58
means one ticket it
15:00
is fifty three dollars, So
15:02
theoretically eight tickets
15:05
would equal four d four
15:07
dollars, but we
15:10
only bought one, which
15:12
means we technically
15:14
saved three hundred
15:16
and seventy one dollars. So
15:19
if anything, we
15:22
won at
15:24
last the night was
15:27
here, we would finally
15:29
attend the festival and
15:32
get a glimpse of the mystery man himself.
15:35
Beep macromy Now
15:38
again, we wouldn't actually be meeting him in person,
15:41
but we would be damn close to
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it. Oh
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my god, they're here. Oh my god. Sorry,
15:59
everybody, chocolates.
16:04
If that voice sounds familiar to you, decorative
16:08
chocolates, it's because
16:11
it is. That's Megan,
16:14
the mean person with whom we did
16:16
a right along in season one. But
16:19
that doesn't affect me. All I care about his mind
16:21
getting my nuts. You
16:23
might be thinking to yourself, she
16:26
doesn't actually sound that mean, and
16:28
she brought decorative chocolate. Correct
16:31
a mundo. It turned
16:33
out that Megan was no longer mean,
16:37
and all it took was her finding
16:39
love. Huh
16:43
makes you think? So?
16:46
Oh? Rod's here? Also? Okay, let's see
16:49
it's her friend Rod from from before.
16:52
Do you remember Perfect Day Rod from the
16:54
White Is Giving Back Feels So Good episode
16:56
from season one? He
16:59
was here too, and he wanted to celebrate
17:01
our film. Our friends
17:04
Claire and Nick came as well, and
17:06
everyone got settled in Anna's cozy living
17:09
room. We waited for
17:11
our brave director Clay to arrive. We
17:14
did our best to make our guests feel very
17:16
comfy. We come on, Hi,
17:20
how are you? How do you want to tea
17:22
or spend drift or one of four beers?
17:27
Four beers okay, maid
17:32
a total of two dollars at this point
17:34
to be in this festival. So this
17:37
is kind of a big night for us. So we're expecting
17:39
this link to come any moment. Of
17:41
course, we we did get into the festival
17:43
um and so now we are waiting
17:46
for a link to the festival. The Lord
17:48
ceremony, it's toasted by a man named
17:52
Oh here it is, Oh here it is? Do
17:55
you want to Oh? I
17:58
didn't know it was going to start so soon. And
18:01
and our director, our brave
18:03
director Clay is supposed to come, although
18:06
his eighteen minutes, so we st
18:10
no, we won't be watching
18:12
our short. So that's that's
18:14
I hope everybody's on board with that play.
18:19
Got there right in time. Oh
18:22
wow, let's starting. I
18:38
know things are getting really good, but
18:40
we have to take a break for some ads.
18:44
And the ad break is over back
18:46
to it. What
18:52
we saw next was um
18:56
confusing to say the least. O
19:06
yes, let
19:12
me be your eyes. What
19:17
looked to be just someone's
19:20
basement appeared
19:22
on the screen. Either
19:25
our or their internet connection
19:27
was bad, we
19:30
weren't sure who's. Either
19:33
way, the screen looked very pixelated.
19:37
The audio quality it
19:39
was horrendous. It
19:42
sounded like someone was holding their iPhone
19:44
in a different room hoping
19:47
that we would be able to hear it in this room.
19:51
Honestly, it
19:54
was hard to tell what was what. In
19:58
fact, at this point
20:01
it looked like someone just forgot to turn
20:03
off their web camera and
20:06
now we had to
20:08
look into their weird room. In
20:11
fact, if they
20:14
hadn't framed the shot with black curtains
20:16
as though it were a stage, we
20:19
wouldn't have believed it was on purpose.
20:24
I know, Anna said let me be your eyes,
20:28
but actually we
20:31
can't be your eyes because
20:33
in that moment we
20:38
had no idea what the hell we
20:40
were actually looking at. We
20:46
looked at this for about
20:49
ten minutes. Nothing
20:52
happened. Then,
20:55
just as we thought that maybe beat macromy himself
20:58
had forgotten about the festival altogether, there
21:01
something appeared on the screen.
21:05
There was no doubt in my little mind it
21:10
was him. Kyle
21:12
and I gripped each other's hands as
21:15
we looked at him. I
21:18
wish you guys were there to
21:22
stare at the computer screen and hold
21:24
hands with us, because
21:27
what we saw was
21:29
almost indescribable. But
21:33
I'll try. This
21:40
was beat Macromay. Remember
21:44
the man who appeared so crooked in
21:46
his picture that he seemed to
21:49
be almost diagonal. The
21:51
man whose contact lenses were so white
21:54
it was hard to tell if you're looking at
21:56
death itself. The
21:59
man we knew very little
22:01
about, except that he had a very
22:04
interesting potential roommate, and
22:06
it was a doll. This
22:09
was him, all right, And
22:12
this time he was even
22:14
scarier because
22:17
this time he did not appear
22:19
to be crooked. No,
22:24
this time he appeared
22:26
to be very upright, And
22:30
that confirmed the
22:33
scariest part of all. He
22:38
was real. Tonight
22:45
it was clearly a special night for
22:48
Beet macromy because
22:51
tonight he dawned
22:53
a black cloak. This
22:57
cloak was all black, but
22:59
his face was
23:01
all white, devoid
23:04
of all proof of life. He
23:07
moved unpredictably across the zoom screen,
23:10
as if his ancestors had been lizard.
23:13
He slithered contorting
23:16
his body, paying homage to
23:18
paganistic rituals that had come before
23:20
him. He was hypnotizing,
23:24
and we watched him and pointed silence,
23:28
and then at
23:31
last he opened
23:33
his mouth, for it was
23:35
time to speak.
23:42
Disclaimer, we cannot
23:44
play the audio of beat Macromy's
23:46
real voice. Instead, a
23:49
brave editor, Adam has once
23:51
again doctored the audio.
23:54
It's time, It's time for the show
23:57
to begin. The
23:59
next thing that came out of Beep's mouth was
24:02
really unexpected because
24:05
it was not worked. No, it
24:09
was singing. Again. We
24:12
cannot play the original audio here,
24:15
but we thought it was important to preserve the spirit
24:18
of what we heard because our editor
24:20
Adam refused to sing, stating
24:22
that he was an editor, not a singer.
24:26
I Kyle did the honors.
24:29
I was on an a pirate ship and she
24:31
was all that cared. I was
24:34
on an a pirate ship, and she was
24:36
all that cared. The
24:39
singing was very
24:42
interesting. I wouldn't
24:45
say it was scary, but
24:48
that's just one reporter's opinion. What's
24:51
scary to me might not be scary to someone else.
24:54
I don't know their life anyways,
24:59
beat macrom I took a second from being
25:01
terrifying to let us all know that this
25:03
was an award ceremony and
25:05
all the films accepted into the festival were
25:08
in the running to win awards in various categories.
25:12
This was news to us. There
25:15
were categories. What
25:17
were the categories? Scary
25:21
and more scary? The
25:28
strange thing was when
25:30
we took a closer look at the programming,
25:34
we realized there were indeed many
25:36
categories that
25:39
spanned way beyond horror, drama,
25:44
comedy, sci fi, thriller,
25:47
experimental documentary, and then
25:50
this is very peculiar, there
25:53
was even a category for and
25:55
I quote everything
25:59
in between. Um,
26:04
not to be a total square, but you
26:07
call yourself a horror film festival, wouldn't
26:09
you? And again not
26:12
to have my shirt buttoned all the way up to the top or
26:14
anything like that, But wouldn't
26:17
you only have horror
26:19
films at
26:21
your festival? But
26:25
Anna, it's okay, sure
26:28
all those people representing all those categories
26:30
would be at the festival. And by
26:32
that I do mean this um zoom meeting.
26:35
But we knew what we had,
26:38
and we knew we represented horror.
26:41
So we opened a second
26:43
window on our computer screen and let
26:46
the zoom meeting. I mean the festival
26:48
play in the background for a moment, and went to the
26:50
horror film section in the programming. We
26:57
excitedly scanned the names
27:01
here, we're our peers, are
27:03
contemporaries, our
27:06
brothers in horror, and
27:09
our horror brothers. That's
27:13
right, Kyle. They
27:15
were there too, I
27:18
mean, people who were cut
27:20
from the same cloth as us, and
27:23
soon we would be standing
27:25
with them, shoulder to shoulder,
27:28
waiting to hear the name of the
27:31
winner, content to
27:33
knowing we were all winners for just
27:35
being accepted into this festival and
27:40
being in the business of
27:43
horror. But
27:47
something happened. Our
27:50
name wasn't there. Wait,
27:53
that couldn't be. We had
27:56
made a horror short film. We
27:59
scrolled through the programming in disbelief
28:02
while the zoom meeting um, I mean festival
28:05
continued to play in the background,
28:10
And finally there
28:12
were our names. We
28:15
were in a category all right, in
28:18
that category comedy.
28:24
What I
28:26
don't understand. We did everything right. We
28:29
both ran backwards, both of us. That's
28:32
never been done in a horror thing to
28:34
my knowledge. No,
28:39
Kyle, I promise
28:41
you it was really scary. I
28:43
can't even think about it too much or or else. I won't
28:45
be able to fall asleep at night. It
28:49
was really scary, I promise.
28:52
Let's just try to take this as a compliment.
28:56
Beat macromy himself thinks that we're
28:58
so funny that you thought
29:00
our horror short was, you
29:03
know, a comedy. But
29:08
Anna, I hate
29:10
to tell you this, it was
29:12
not funny, not
29:15
in the least. Um.
29:18
But you know, you're you're
29:21
you're awesome. Um, you
29:23
are beautiful in
29:26
every single way. Uch
29:31
can stop that, I
29:33
know what you're doing. Okay.
29:39
So we found out, much to our disbelief, that
29:42
the festival had categorized as a comedy.
29:45
And you know what, that was
29:48
fine. Sometimes
29:50
when you make art and you
29:52
put it out into the world, it
29:55
ceases to be in your control and the audience
29:57
gets to decide it's meaning. So
30:02
we decided it
30:05
was fine. Now
30:08
we closed the web browser and
30:11
brought the zoom meeting. I'm so sorry,
30:13
I mean the festival to the
30:15
foreground, hit enter
30:17
full screen mode and sat
30:20
back in anticipation of
30:23
the comedy category. And
30:28
now it's the award for the best Comedy
30:30
Film. Stephanie,
30:35
where are you? What happened
30:37
next was a bit jarring. A
30:45
woman stepped onto the screen beautiful,
30:50
well dressed, seemingly
30:52
at odds with the otherwise scary atmosphere
30:54
of the festival. Typically,
30:57
award ceremonies often have guest
30:59
presenters m and in this
31:01
way the festival was no different.
31:05
We listened for our name to be called, sitting
31:08
at the edge of our seats. Would
31:11
they call our name, meaning
31:14
would our film be
31:17
nominated? We
31:19
knew our film was good, but
31:22
was it award worthy? I
31:24
don't know if there's a different area,
31:42
and I
31:49
don't know what happened, but
31:51
our name wasn't
31:54
called. We
31:58
were devastated, but
32:01
Clay, our brave director, assured
32:05
us that the nomination was probably on its way.
32:09
I mean, there would probably be another category
32:11
for dark comedy, and
32:14
our name would certainly be there. I
32:17
mean, Clay was right. Our short
32:19
film sat at the delicious intersection
32:21
of comedy and horror dark
32:25
comedy. The
32:32
dark comedy category just
32:36
never came. It
32:38
was sort of like waiting at a train station
32:40
for your beloved to
32:43
come back from
32:45
war. You
32:47
look, and you look. John
32:50
comes out and hugs his wife, Dave
32:53
comes out and hugs his kids. Robert
32:56
comes out and pets his dog. Steve
33:00
in Tyler Morris,
33:04
They all come out. But
33:06
where's Albert, you
33:09
fault to your knees. He's
33:11
definitely dead and not coming back from war.
33:15
The wave of people around you washes away.
33:18
You are left alone, and the train
33:20
conductor comes over and sternly taps you on
33:22
the shoulder. Ma'am,
33:25
you have to get up. You're loitering,
33:27
you say, But but
33:30
my Albert. What Albert,
33:35
ma'am. I've
33:37
heard this to him before. He
33:40
ain't coming back. This
33:45
is bullshit. I'm
33:47
sorry for cursing. It's
33:50
just informed that we have a twelve year old fan.
33:52
And to you, I say,
33:55
I'm sorry, but my
33:57
heart isn't a million pieces right now, and it's
33:59
a little hard to think about protecting you in
34:01
this moment. But I
34:04
know that you are out there and
34:06
I think you're awesome, and
34:09
just be honest with you, guys for a second. You
34:17
the listeners, the
34:20
festival, it
34:23
was bad, In
34:26
fact, it was awful.
34:31
And this next word, it
34:33
requires a bit of a trigger warning you're
34:37
about to hear. It might sound like an accusation,
34:40
but you know what, here it goes. The
34:43
fact of the matter is we
34:46
spent three dollars to receive a
34:48
zoom link. So this festival.
34:53
It seemed like a bad deal. That
34:57
was our editor Adam. Again,
35:00
there was a particular word we had to avoid,
35:03
so every time it gets mentioned, you
35:06
will instead hear the words bad
35:09
deal. Let's
35:11
be honest, you
35:14
don't need to be handled with kid gloves.
35:17
The festival was
35:19
a complete mess.
35:23
What the previous audio didn't properly
35:26
exhibit was that this was
35:28
a poorly organized event. It
35:31
was a live stream of some guys basement
35:34
via zoom. His
35:36
internet connection was extremely poor.
35:40
He kept cutting out, to the point that
35:42
the other attendees virtually turned into
35:44
a mob in the chat, taping
35:46
over and over that he needed to restart
35:48
his router again.
35:52
The audio sounded like he was playing music
35:54
from an iPhone in another room. The
35:58
ambiance was unperfect rational,
36:00
to say the least, it
36:02
felt like at any minute, beat
36:05
mcarmy's roommate might open the door
36:08
and yell at him to keep it down and finally
36:10
wash his dishes. We
36:17
were heartbroken. There
36:21
were no two ways to say that. Frankly,
36:26
we were embarrassed. I
36:29
mean, we had gathered our closest friends to
36:31
celebrate all of our hard work. I
36:34
couldn't help but feel like just
36:36
leave my house, thinking to themselves a
36:39
fucking loser. To
36:43
our twelve year old fan, I
36:46
see you, I hear
36:49
you, and I want to protect you from how cruel
36:51
the world can be. But
36:54
honestly having
36:56
a really hard time right now. We
37:01
were completely dumbfounded. Not
37:04
only were we embarrassed, but
37:06
we were lost, Like how
37:09
did we even get here? I
37:12
mean, before making the movie, before
37:15
finding the website, I mean even
37:17
before the beach where we talked about who
37:19
was afraid of rats and who was afraid of roaches?
37:23
What had gotten us here? If
37:26
I was being honest, I
37:28
didn't just find the festival website
37:30
by myself. I
37:32
had heard about it from a friend, someone
37:35
who had come to me and said, you
37:38
gotta check this out. We
37:41
decided that it just made sense to retrace
37:44
our steps. Maybe my
37:46
friend would be able to shine some light
37:48
on what had just happened and what we should
37:50
do next. So
37:55
we gave my friend Chris a call um,
38:00
not my crush Chris, my
38:03
friend Chris, a
38:05
different one, and
38:14
now an ad break. The
38:17
ad break is over. My
38:25
name is Christopher Um,
38:29
a director. One might say
38:35
that's Chris. Chris and
38:37
I had met through some mutual friends. He
38:40
was an accomplished filmmaker and
38:42
someone who you might say was deep in the festival
38:45
circuit and most
38:47
important in this moment. He
38:50
was actually the person who had originally
38:53
shown me the festival website.
38:57
He was the whole reason that we knew
38:59
about macromy which
39:01
at this point I
39:04
sort of wish he had kept to himself.
39:08
No offense. I
39:11
think it was just, um, you know, you get
39:13
emails for film festivals,
39:16
cement our festival. The submission
39:18
fee is still like kind of exorbitant,
39:21
um. Yeah, yeah, and
39:24
I think, um, this one was one of those
39:26
ones. But
39:29
yeah, I looked at the website. You
39:32
know, he has something, you know, like
39:35
just him himself. You know, I don't. I was like,
39:37
I wasn't. I wasn't particularly interested
39:39
in the film festival, but I was. He seemed
39:42
character. Um. So
39:44
I think that's why I mentioned it to you. After
39:48
Chris told us how he had come to find out about
39:50
the festival, we shared what we
39:52
had gone through and caught him up to date. Well.
39:56
So we became so
39:58
kind of transfixed
40:01
on this person that we decided
40:03
that we would just make
40:05
a movie to try to get in, to
40:08
try to meet him, and
40:11
the submission fee was a
40:13
hundred fifty dollars. That's
40:16
very excorted. That's
40:22
absurd. I mean, I
40:25
don't even a hundred fifty
40:27
dollars. That just seems like you
40:30
made that up. So
40:33
we fundraised for that, and then we got in.
40:36
And then he's he's in the same
40:38
email where he said you got in. He said, you
40:40
also have to purchase a ticket to attend
40:43
the screening. And the ticket
40:45
is fifty dollars. It's actually fifty
40:47
three dollars plus tax. Kris
40:52
didn't mince his words. And this
40:54
next part what's really hard to hear.
40:57
Yeah, I mean this sounds like, you know, there was that article
41:01
and I think it's like the Hollywood
41:03
Reporter about kind of bad deal
41:05
my film festivals. I'm
41:11
sorry that, you know, it sounds like kind
41:13
of along those lines. M
41:16
hmm. That
41:21
it was brutal to hear, but
41:24
you know what we needed
41:26
to hear it the
41:29
festival was
41:31
this a bad deal? And
41:34
beep macromy was
41:38
a we
41:42
had gotten. It's a bad
41:45
deal. Hard We
41:49
got off the phone with Chris. Okay,
41:52
um, this is a lot to think about. Thank you so
41:55
much, but thank you so much for talking to us. Yeah,
41:58
yeah, yeah, sorry
42:00
about your bomber. I
42:04
was so mad. In
42:07
fact, I
42:11
was piste off. I
42:13
should have seen this coming. How
42:17
did I let myself fall for this? I
42:21
am a confident, smart, beautiful
42:24
woman. I
42:26
mean, hello, I'm
42:29
gorgeous. I should
42:31
have known. I
42:33
should have protected Kyle. I
42:36
mean there were signs all along. The
42:39
festival never listed a location. One
42:42
festival employee listed her high school g
42:45
p A and her bio beat
42:47
Macroman didn't even capitalize his own last
42:50
name. They
42:54
said a submission to the festival was
42:56
a submission to the way of the previously
42:59
unfamiliar. Yeah, unfamiliar,
43:02
bullshit. I
43:05
told Kyle, we are doing something
43:07
about this. No one bucks
43:09
with us. I'm
43:12
sorry, twelve year old fan, but
43:15
no one sucks with us. Wait
43:23
wasn't there that other festival, the
43:26
one that reached out to us asking to screen our
43:28
shirt OKI means short play
43:31
the audio from that moment We
43:34
got it Instagram message.
43:37
It says I'd love to screen
43:40
your shirt at my festival. We
43:43
would love to screen your shirt. Yeah, And
43:45
I wrote back and I said, WHOA do you mean short?
43:48
Good to clarify we would love that, and
43:50
he said, I absolutely meant short.
43:53
And then I said awesome sauce. Tell us when your
43:55
festival is we will give you our
43:57
short. Okay, um?
44:03
Yeah. He reached out and I we transferred
44:05
our shirt I mean short to him, but
44:07
we never heard back. Wait you,
44:10
we transferred the short and he downloaded
44:12
the short and then we never heard back. What
44:15
did he do with the short? Is
44:18
he doing something weird with the short at his house?
44:20
Look? This guy identified himself as
44:22
a listener, and you know that I love
44:25
our listeners, including him,
44:27
and my love for our listeners knows
44:29
no bounds. But how
44:32
could you do this to us? Kyle?
44:34
Open up our Instagram and follow up on his DM.
44:37
Get me get mad? Crack
44:43
Hi, just wondering about your festival
44:45
and if our shirt just joking
44:47
our short will be screened. We
44:51
waited for an answer. What
44:54
came next was honestly unbelievable.
44:59
Hello, Hello, so funny.
45:01
I was just thinking about y'all. I
45:03
listened to episode one of season two
45:05
while cleaning my screen printing shop yesterday.
45:08
War opened our shirts I mean shorts
45:11
program on December eleven. A great
45:13
response. He
45:18
had screened our short on
45:20
December eleven and had not even invited
45:23
us. Where
45:25
were we I
45:28
mean it? Was sort of like someone throwing
45:30
a birthday party for you, but forgetting
45:33
to invite you. This
45:36
guy was literally a listener, one
45:39
of you guys. That
45:41
meant he was a loved one, and
45:44
to have a loved one stab you in the back
45:46
like this and then
45:49
tap you on the shoulder and say turn around real quick
45:51
and let me stab you in the front. How
45:54
you're walking around with quite a few stabs.
46:00
Yeah, I'm sorry, this
46:02
one hurts. We
46:05
knew what we had to do. We
46:09
were not going to make the listener pay because
46:12
he's a listener, and that actually
46:14
cancels itself out. We
46:16
actually really appreciated his support and he
46:19
seemed really cool. But
46:21
beat Macromy. He
46:23
was going to pay double.
46:27
He would pay and then he would pick up the other
46:30
guy's tab. We
46:32
were going to scam beep Macromy.
46:36
We were going to make him pay for everything
46:38
that he had put us through. Honestly,
46:41
I don't understand. I'm gonna walking
46:44
because honestly, what okay? Because
46:46
the other guy's a listener, right let
46:50
me um.
46:56
I was a little worried about Anna. I
46:58
hadn't seen her like this since she
47:01
wanted to go skydiving for you guys,
47:03
the listeners. Honestly,
47:06
this whole investigation was starting to scare
47:08
me. From a legal perspective, I
47:11
needed advice, legal
47:13
advice, So I called
47:16
up my family lawyer friend Paul. If
47:19
you tuned in last season, then you know this
47:22
is what we call a Paull
47:24
call. Hello,
47:35
is this Paul? Oh
47:38
my god, it's Kyle. Paul
47:40
was a busy guy. That's why
47:42
I sound so excited to have finally gotten him
47:44
on the phone. Hey, how
47:46
are you? I am so sorry. I haven't
47:50
run. We
47:53
jumped right in. Okay,
47:55
So what is the legality
47:59
of damming someone? Could
48:03
you get in trouble for scamming
48:05
someone? Spanning?
48:09
Oh? I said, scamming? Scamming?
48:13
Yeah? Yeah, I mean if you fraud
48:15
somebody, you're committing your crime
48:19
depending upon the gail,
48:23
the size of the amount of money,
48:25
and you to fraud somebody out
48:27
of um, you know, if
48:29
it's a pod can be you know, bring in
48:31
larsity and a felony and you can go to
48:34
jail for several years. Okay.
48:38
While I had Paul on the phone, I had to ask
48:40
him his official take on the Beet Beet festival.
48:43
You know that how is a bad
48:46
deal in all that's
48:50
not fraud. Oh, that's not front.
48:52
That's just you know, buyer beware. As
48:55
long as you know and everything is in good
48:58
faith, that just drips out to be a flop.
49:01
Yer mm
49:05
hmm. Good to know. If
49:08
I knew Anna was here on this call, there
49:10
was one question she would have had to have Paul
49:13
answer. Would you say that I was
49:15
bouncy as a child? What
49:18
I was bouncy as a child? Yes,
49:22
well, bouncy like
49:25
a ball? Yeah. I
49:28
heard everything I needed to hear. We
49:31
said our goodbyes. Well,
49:33
have a good weekend, Paul. I hope to see you soond
49:37
Okay, bye, thank you. Paul
49:42
was right. Scamming Beef
49:45
macromy could put us in grave legal
49:47
danger. I needed to
49:49
tell this to Anna before she did something that
49:51
she might regret. Plus,
49:55
technically, the festival was
49:57
not a bad deal. It
50:00
was just a shitty festival. Maybe
50:03
I would just tell Anna about that later. M
50:06
m, well
50:10
what about the investigation? Where
50:13
did that leave us? Did
50:16
that mean we were done? That
50:20
was it? We
50:24
love you guys, the
50:26
listeners so much,
50:30
and we didn't want to lead you down a dark
50:32
alleyway and then leave
50:35
you there with no answers. But
50:38
here we are ship.
50:47
I called Anna and let her know she should
50:50
meet me at the beach to talk. Hi.
51:00
Oh my gosh, well thanks for meeting
51:02
me. Of course, I can't turn
51:04
the tables on me, or is everything okay? Well,
51:08
okay, behind your back, I
51:10
went to I called Paul, Paul
51:13
the lawyer, Yeah, my family
51:16
lawyer friend. You gave him a paull call. I
51:19
gave him a pall call. Yeah, wait without
51:21
me? Yes, why
51:24
did you do that? I had to find
51:26
out some stuff from him, and I just felt like,
51:28
you were so worked up. I just felt like I needed
51:31
to call him and I need to tell you what
51:33
he said. Yeah, it was really mad, but I
51:35
mean, we weren't coming here, and
51:38
I was worked up, and I just think we need
51:41
to put a stop to the investigation. What
51:44
do you mean to put a stop to the investiga. It's feeling
51:46
like, based on what Paul said,
51:48
I feel like we could be putting ourselves at
51:51
risk to get our asses
51:54
majorly sued. And I
51:56
don't want that. You think we can get sued, yes,
51:59
because you're talking about I
52:01
mean, I can't say the word, but you're talking about bad
52:04
dealing someone that we
52:06
think bad dealed us. Yeah, of course
52:08
I want a bad deal them because they bad dealed us
52:10
and I want to make them pay. But we
52:13
could we could be put in jail. We
52:18
we can't be put into No, we can't be put in jail.
52:20
We could get sued. We could get put
52:22
in jail. I have two
52:26
hundred dollars in my bank account. I
52:28
can't deal with that. I don't even have that. Wait,
52:36
I'm sorry you gave him a pall call. Did you ask
52:39
the most important question of all? Because
52:42
you know I like to be there when you make the poll call. Okay,
52:47
yes, yes, tell
52:50
me what you asked him. I asked
52:52
him. I said, I said,
52:54
my my podcast co host would
52:56
like to know if I was bouncy as a child.
52:59
And he said yes. He said
53:01
good. No, it's not good. Okay,
53:05
so you gotta listen to me. For our own safety.
53:09
We have to put the investigation to arrest. And
53:11
I know I don't want to do this because we're so
53:14
we spent so much time on this, but I just don't
53:16
think it's safe. He
53:20
really said you were bouncing as a child. Yeah,
53:25
are you lying? I'm not lying, It just said
53:28
he didn't seem as into it. This time, which
53:30
was really weird. He just actually acted like a
53:32
whole different person then the last
53:34
time we talked to him. But okay,
53:38
oh, so we should
53:43
put a full stop to the investigation.
53:45
Yeah, but what will we tell the listeners.
53:50
Honestly, I
53:53
don't think we need I don't think we can think
53:55
about the listeners right now. We have to think about ourselves.
53:57
What do you say, What do you mean we can't think about
53:59
the list sitners. There's no show if there's no listeners.
54:03
Yeah, but there's no show if we're in jail.
54:07
So yeah,
54:10
that's a really good point. So
54:14
yeah, okay,
54:19
yeah, I thought that was a seal. Again, No,
54:22
it's wrong. M
54:27
h m hm.
54:35
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54:48
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