This happened earlier today.

INT. ELEVATOR – DAY

BILLY and VIOLET are riding the elevator with a MOM and her 8-year old SON. The son notices Billy’s shirt.

SONMOM! That man is wearing a DECEPTICON shirt!

MOMDon’t yell, dear. You’re going to scare the baby.

Violet is unfazed, as usual.

SONBut Mom, the Decepticons are the bad guys! (To Billy) Do you know you’re wearing a Decepticon shirt?!

BILLYYes.

SONDid Megatron trick you into wearing that?

BILLYNo.

SONBut the Decepticons are the bad guys!

BILLYI work for Megatron.

SONHe’s going to kill you. The Decepticons are the bad guys! You should switch to the Autobots!

The elevator door opens. Billy and Violet get off.

BILLYThe Decepticons are heroes. Optimus Prime and his Autobots are the real bad guys.

SONNo!

MOMI think you just blew his mind.

BILLYAll hail Megatron.

The elevator door closes.

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