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Alrighty.
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So the twist history
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of revenge is what you just
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tuned into, and it's myself. It's
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John Kelly. It's somebody beeping their
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horn outside and it's Jeff Hibbert.
2:13
No Jack Coleman today. I believe he's at
2:15
fat camp, and then Annie is at his time.
2:17
Jack's actually in pretty good shape. And then
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no Saint Anne, although she was integral in
2:22
getting this stuff together for me as
2:24
always. Revenge.
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Before we get started, because I'll say John, your hair
2:28
looks great. Oh, it's good to be back. I've been on
2:31
hiatus for a while. We've moved this up. It's
2:33
good
2:33
to be back with the boys. Yes. Yeah. And
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I What is my hair doing? I haven't seen Oh, I don't know
2:37
if you heard in the Large
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said you wouldn't got hair plugs. And we're just Oh, I mean, that
2:41
was just something we were running with. Yes. Yes. Absolutely.
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I mean, you I would
2:45
can't be good luck. I would love them if John
2:47
Moss is here. Yeah. That would be the best case scenario. No.
2:49
He'd still have a he has a great beard so we could shave
2:51
it. He has probably has a perfectly fucking
2:53
shaped head. Yeah. As do I? got no complaints
2:55
of my shapehead. Well, we were on the we were sitting
2:58
in front of a camera today, and we could see the back angle
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of your head. And he said, looks like a pack of Frankfurt.
3:02
If I if I look up, the back of my head
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looks like a pack of franks. But otherwise, I have
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zero regrets about about shaving
3:08
my head. I don't I don't mind that at all. I I think
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you look I think it's the way to go. Yes. Some
3:12
people I mean, they shaved their heads,
3:15
and it's not only jarring, but their heads
3:17
themselves look like they were chewed
3:19
by by a by a dinosaur. Yeah.
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Unicorn. either be to be honest
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with you. So no regrets. Revenge.
3:27
I think it's a great topic. Revenge
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is a great topic. I don't know if
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I've ever really taken revenge out
3:34
on anyone person. Is there any kind of
3:36
revenge story in your past? This
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ain't gotta think about it for a second.
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Think about it for a second. I love being petty.
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Yes. So being petty, I love revenge.
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I love a good revenger
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story. Okay. Like putting the toothbrush
3:50
up your ass or something and then leaving it
3:52
in the rack, that type of thing.
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That doesn't get me doesn't get me going
3:56
really. You know, like, putting a straw
3:58
down your pants and, like, putting in someone's drink
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somewhere. I I want them to That's
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more pranky. Right? That's It's
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a good revenge there. It's good Right. I want them to I
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want them to lose everything. It's not enough for me to
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be successful. I have to see them lose everything. Right. They
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need to be homeless on street feeding
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their kids with gutter
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water. I think it's interesting that you bring
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that up because some of the stuff that we're gonna
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talk about is downright illegal.
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I remember that I had somebody in my neighborhood
4:24
that I just didn't like. We recently moved
4:26
so was by the old house. We just didn't like
4:28
him for a bunch of reasons. and this
4:30
whole family was
4:32
a fucking pariah. And
4:34
all I wanted to do was absolutely
4:38
beat
4:38
the dad to death. Mhmm. You know what
4:40
I mean? Like, that was one of the things where I was like,
4:42
where can I get a good vantage point?
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Where I wouldn't be in his cameras
4:47
where I can shoot out as windows, like that
4:49
type of thing. Or where could I do something
4:51
to wear it? So I still walk the dogs
4:54
past his house. I'd ordered from Amazon.
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And every day, as I was walking
4:59
dogs past his house, I would just casually throw
5:01
carrot seeds on his front lawn. just
5:03
casually throw carot seeds on its front lawn.
5:05
And I never followed through with it.
5:07
I don't know, but I did it the right time of year at
5:10
everything per you know, and obviously beautifully
5:12
manicured lawn, which he did himself.
5:15
And I just can envision that at some
5:17
point when these weeds started to sprout,
5:19
and he would go and pull his weeds and to see carrots
5:21
on the other end of him, to me that tickled me
5:23
pink for some reason. That's that's kinda cool.
5:26
It's petty though. know what I mean? petty. Yeah.
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But I I think today we're gonna
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get this stuff that's much less
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petty.
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Some of it's downright murderous. Right?
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Because it's a twisted history of revenge.
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I think
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we're gonna do two of these because
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all this is a story after story.
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I mean,
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that's that's the back and forth we're gonna have to have
5:45
today, whether or not this was worth it, whether or
5:47
not it was justified, whether or not you agree
5:49
with it. But that's all that it can be. Stories
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after Stories, because I can't say you know,
5:53
the the nature of the word revenge and, you know, what
5:55
was the first act of revenge and all that kind of shit.
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So we're just gonna get into it. And we've done
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it before.
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I've given Vipps way too much credit
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with with
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Frederick Barbarossa -- Yeah. --
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who operation Barbarossa was named
6:09
after. and I used to shit on the
6:11
guy, holy Roman Emperor. Right? He was holy Roman
6:13
Emperor. Mhmm. And he was a mid eleven
6:15
hundred stirred the crusades. and it winds
6:17
up that the guy, he drowned in way
6:19
deep water. So always thought of him as kind of
6:22
like like almost like an afterthought.
6:24
I think he did he have his armor on? He had,
6:26
like, two headed but
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he had a story where when he was,
6:30
like, he was in the process of seizing
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Milan in Italy, in eleven
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forty eight. Mhmm. And while he was away,
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his wife, the emperor's Beatrice, was
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taken captive by enraged
6:42
Melanese people. Chicken Millenet is one
6:44
of my favorite dishes. And she was forced to
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ride through the city facing backwards
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on a donkey in a humiliating
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manner. kinda reminds me of that shame
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that he was driving out. Yeah. And
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then when Barbara Rosa came back
6:58
and saw what happened, he
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forced the magistrates of the city
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that he thought was in charge of what had happened to
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his wife. he'd captured these
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guys and
7:10
he forced them to remove a fig
7:12
from the asshole of a donkey
7:15
using only their teeth. I know I just told
7:17
this story recently, but I think that's a good
7:19
revenge story. And it said
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that the
7:22
the gesture called Fico. When
7:24
you do that, I got your nose, gesture. Fico,
7:27
you do that. It's supposed to be Like,
7:30
that's where I got it's it's
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urgent. That's the that's the insult.
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So the I got your nose was originally
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from a holy Roman emperor getting revenge
7:38
upon the disc race of his wife by
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making men and Milan eat shit out of
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a donkey's ass. That's a good
7:45
revenge story. I
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think. Do we know who puts the plumb the
7:48
fig in the the ass. Isn't that
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a job? It's a tough job. Yeah.
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But think that's that's a perfect
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example of targeted
7:59
revenge. We had
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a story. We had two stories from Skidmore,
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Missouri. which isn't a big town.
8:04
I called it Skidmore Mizuho. Like,
8:06
I that's how I and people came at
8:08
me. We don't use Mizuho and we only use
8:10
it in in terms with the football team or
8:13
the university. So I won't do it again. I
8:15
apologize people of Missouri,
8:17
but Skipmore, Missouri is
8:19
a a town on the smaller side
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considered
8:22
this much considering this metropolis
8:24
wear in here. And there was an asshole named
8:26
Ken McElroy who lived in town.
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He was suspected of theft,
8:31
livestock, rust, like burglary arson
8:33
assault rape and child molestation. Not
8:36
a good guy. Almost
8:38
like like an after school
8:40
special like like a biff from
8:42
back to the future type, you
8:44
know, local fucking bully. Yeah. Bullied.
8:46
Yeah.
8:47
Bad dude. He was charged twenty
8:49
one times in theft case
8:51
cases, but was said to avoid conviction
8:54
through witness intimidation either
8:56
by direct confrontation or by simply parking
8:58
his truck outside their home. Actually
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shot a guy too who was a witness at one point.
9:03
And then when he was thirty two, he
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raped a twelve year old girl named Trina McCloud.
9:08
and to avoid the statutory rape charges,
9:11
he divorced his wife at the time, Alice,
9:13
and then married Trina when she was fourteen
9:15
and pregnant with their baby. And
9:17
that's that thing. You you marry your victim.
9:19
That's that rape loophole. Mhmm. So she's
9:21
twelve or thirteen when he raped her.
9:23
Fourteen when married her and they
9:26
had a kid together. Just a bad
9:28
guy. So all this stuff is
9:30
bubbling up with these good town
9:32
folk. of Skidmore, Missouri.
9:35
They just hate the dude.
9:36
And finally, the
9:38
bubble bursts. And
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on the morning of July tenth nineteen eighty
9:42
one, a mob of forty six angry
9:44
town residents surrounded McElroy
9:46
as he attempted to smoke a cigarette in his pickup
9:48
truck. Several bullets
9:51
were fired into the vehicle, and Ken
9:53
was fatally shot twice by two
9:55
different guns. and the crowd
9:57
of forty six witnesses saw nothing. And
9:59
that's
9:59
why I liked this story so much.
10:02
No one saw a thing. No one called an ambulance.
10:04
No one even turned off his truck. Most
10:06
said that they were in a nearby bar, and
10:09
when they heard the shots go off, they
10:11
jumped under the pool table and didn't see a
10:13
thing. Now the joke is that Skidmore,
10:15
Missouri has the biggest possible table
10:17
in Nadeau County because forty
10:19
people plus could fit under it that day.
10:22
all those people either couldn't identify the assailant
10:24
or said they didn't see the incident, local prosecutors
10:27
denied to press charges, and even
10:29
the federal investigation that
10:32
was brought up. Nothing came of it.
10:34
Since then, the FBI conducted almost a
10:36
hundred separate investigations and
10:38
was unable to locate a sliver
10:40
of evidence linking anyone to
10:42
McElroy's untimely death,
10:44
all because the residents of Skidmore
10:47
refused to speak on this targeted
10:49
actor revenge. That's a happy ending.
10:52
You got a for forty forty
10:56
six people to say that they saw nothing,
10:58
that's Impressive.
10:59
I think
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it's easy. Right? If you if you're in a small town
11:04
and you know that this guy is that bad of a dude,
11:06
I think you get pretty tight lipped. The two
11:08
guns that were used get destroyed right
11:10
away, but you know what? You're
11:12
actually right and I'm wrong. Forty six people.
11:15
Forty
11:15
six. You you gotta think one of those investigations
11:17
-- Yeah. -- one of those people are, hey, I don't wanna go to
11:19
jail. Like Right. Yeah. Must've been the
11:21
worst federal investigators even
11:23
the wife.
11:25
had sued. Ken's wife
11:27
had sued for, like, thirteen million dollars
11:29
or something like that. And she wound
11:31
up being awarded seventeen thousand. for
11:33
her problems. So that was another thing that we'd
11:36
gone by as far as revenge.
11:38
And then probably one of the more famous ones
11:40
not before we had told the story, but since we
11:43
told the story was tank girl. Her name is
11:45
Maria Vasylanca, Akteibraskaya.
11:48
and her husband was killed in World War
11:50
two. So
11:51
when her husband was killed in World War two as
11:53
a soldier, she sold everything that
11:55
she owned. and she bought a tank.
11:58
She named the tank, fighting
11:59
girlfriend, and she set off to kill
12:01
as many Nazis as humanly possible. She
12:04
was rushing. So a Russian woman
12:06
husband gets killed, sells all their
12:09
belongings, and buys a fucking
12:11
tank. But you can't just go to war
12:13
when you feel like particularly as a woman
12:15
in Russia during World War two. So
12:17
she wrote a letter to Stalin. This
12:19
is what the letter said. My husband was
12:21
killed in action defending the motherland. I
12:24
want revenge on the fascist
12:26
dogs for his death and
12:28
for the death of the Soviet people tortured
12:31
by the fascist barbarians. For
12:33
this purpose, I've deposited all
12:36
my personal savings, fifty
12:38
thousand rubles, to the national
12:40
bank in order to build a tank. I
12:42
kindly asked to name the tank fighting
12:45
girlfriend and send me to the front
12:47
line as a driver of the tank.
12:49
Sent that to Stalin. Joe's
12:51
right now. Yeah. And Stalin
12:53
read it and said, done. And sent her
12:55
with very little training sent her
12:57
right to the front line. And
12:59
when she got to the front line, she
13:01
did exactly what she wanted to do
13:04
to catch revenge for her fallen
13:06
husband. She killed fucking Nazis.
13:09
Her first, I
13:11
don't know, assignment The
13:13
tank broke down. She got out in the middle of
13:15
the battle, fixed it, got back then, killed
13:17
more Germans, got a medal in a promotion.
13:20
The second battle that she was in
13:22
Same thing kinda happened except this time it was
13:25
like tread damage to the tank. When she got
13:27
out, she got hit by shrapnel in the head,
13:29
some shell fragments. She was transported
13:32
to Soviet military field hospital where
13:34
she remained in a coma for two months before
13:36
finally dying in nineteen forty four.
13:38
And
13:38
the following August, Akti
13:41
Braskaya was posthumously made
13:43
a hero of the Soviet Union, which is
13:45
whatever one of the highest metals that you can get.
13:48
That's revenge. I don't know if you're ever
13:50
gonna get married. I think you will. At some point,
13:53
Vipps, I am married. I get killed in
13:55
war, and he's not selling everything we
13:57
know. everything we have to go get a fucking
13:59
tag. It's
13:59
just not gonna happen. Probably finding someone else.
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Yeah. Yeah. I mean Yeah.
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Yeah. So that's the type of stories that
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we mean when we mean historic revenge
14:09
stories, I would think. Right? Those are good
14:11
examples of ones that we've gone through before.
14:14
So for the rest of this hour or so,
14:16
I'm
14:16
gonna tell you some stuff from history and probably
14:19
for the next episode too. What's up, Johnny?
14:21
Also, maybe the the early ad. How
14:24
would've been story? Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. story.
14:27
There's a lot of gladiators, probably
14:29
a fictional one, but I I think No.
14:32
There's real isn't the real stuff
14:34
in the gladiator? Isn't it, like, based on a Gladiator
14:36
is based on a on a true story as his
14:38
Braveheart. Right? Like So you
14:40
have All those classic listen,
14:43
there were lot more revenge movies
14:45
back when I was growing up. It
14:47
was all death wish and all that
14:49
stuff. they've kind of gotten a little bit
14:51
more, I don't know,
14:53
cerebral, and they make more sense,
14:55
but I love them. I I love them except
14:57
for the fact that they usually start with a rape. Otherwise,
15:00
I I love those. I watch a dab of
15:02
revenge movie the other day. Nine to five. Dolly
15:04
Parton and the gang. One hundred percent
15:07
known as revenge movie. When I looked up the greatest
15:09
revenge movies of all time, nine to
15:11
five was on there. really. One hundred percent.
15:13
Yeah. One hundred percent. You've been watching
15:15
this in a classic. Oh, yeah. I've been going to the seventies
15:17
and eighties. really has. Yeah. But
15:22
no. I forget what I was gonna say. I'm I was Daphne
15:24
Coleman. Well compliment. I'm so
15:27
flustered. Yeah. How was the movie with Dolly Parton?
15:29
It was solid. Oh, that was what I was gonna say. I feel
15:31
like nine to five
15:34
crawled. So office space. could
15:36
walk. Oh, but it's kind of like a office
15:39
space. Another classic revenge show.
15:41
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get back at them, steal the money
15:43
from the company, find them. They're a corporate thing.
15:45
But It
15:46
was I
15:47
guess it's okay. I'm thinking about it
15:49
a little bit more. That was a little self serving. Right?
15:51
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like the expansion of
15:53
it. Right. Yeah. just kinda I thought we're nine to
15:55
five. They have those, like, fantasies of of hunting
15:58
the boss and everyone is in on it. No. It's
15:59
the the corporate Yeah.
16:01
The employees versus the boss. And it was true grit.
16:04
You've seen the Western. So -- Yeah. -- some good revenge
16:06
to Actually, watch that the other day. The
16:08
the reiteration of it or whatever, the remake of
16:10
it with that young girl.
16:12
That's interesting that you watched a movie of the day that wasn't
16:15
due to a rabbit. You know, I told you, a hundred times
16:17
a lot. tried to get through that thing. can get Oh,
16:19
really? Yeah. I can get through to her. Yeah.
16:21
I tried it on a plane. Mhmm. And by the
16:23
way, blame one of our sponsors for
16:26
that because I have a tough time getting
16:28
through anything once I I hit that
16:30
vape pen now. Oh, my baby just didn't like
16:32
it. No. No. It seemed like it was very good. And I I
16:34
mean, I think it's something I tried to watch it once
16:36
at home. I fell asleep. I just put it on it's way too
16:38
late. So I put it on to the phone, got on
16:40
a plane, I don't know where the hell I was going, and
16:42
I I was out like a lie. out like a light.
16:44
Sometimes you just he get that in your fucking brain. Let's
16:47
just when we peep when a movie
16:49
when
16:49
we're tired and we watch a movie, let's just say we were
16:51
tired. Let's stop saying movies were bad. I do
16:53
that right time where Michael, that movie sucked. Yes. Sounds
16:55
like, well, I was also, like, I fell asleep like thirty minutes
16:58
into it. One hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah. So
17:00
that's why I I don't don't dism like
17:03
Jojo rabbit. We'll watch it together. You can't pause
17:05
it. Yeah. There's a movie out
17:07
called Walking Tall. It's an older movie
17:09
with the rock in it, and it's a remake of
17:12
a show that's even further back, which was
17:14
a remake of a movie, which is even further
17:16
back. So all the Walking Tall
17:18
narratives were based around one man.
17:20
your taillights out. No, it's not.
17:23
No, it is. That was hard. Rock
17:25
the rock and I think Johnny Knoxville was in
17:28
that one. Giant Knoxville was like the the wacky
17:30
cookie companion and a lot of those for
17:32
a while. But so it's all based
17:34
on a guy who's a real life guy and his name
17:36
was Beaufort Pusser. Terrible name.
17:39
Horrible. Beaufort Pouser. Tough
17:41
name to go through. His
17:43
wife was killed in shooting by Southern mobsters.
17:46
And like I said, it was adapted
17:48
into several different venues,
17:51
TV and movies. Right? For most of his
17:53
life, this guy, this real life guy, a big guy
17:55
like me, Pusser made his career in public
17:58
service. Before he was a police
17:59
officer, Beaufort Pusser served
18:02
as a marine and
18:03
later enjoyed a popular wrestling
18:06
stint in Chicago. His
18:08
tall frame and large build earned
18:10
him the nickname Beaufort the Bull.
18:12
He
18:12
stood six foot six inches and
18:15
weighed over two hundred and fifty pounds. For
18:17
one promotion, he wrestled a declawed
18:20
grizzly bear and
18:21
one. So that's who this guy is.
18:23
He was a big s kicker. So
18:26
he goes from Chicago. But in Chicago, he
18:28
met his future wife. Her name was Pauline. they
18:30
got married two years later. And they
18:32
wound up moving back to Beaufort's
18:35
hometown in McNear County,
18:37
Tennessee where Pusser quickly
18:39
rose through the ranks of local
18:41
law enforcement, and
18:43
he was elected chief of police
18:45
and constable and
18:46
later he was elected county sheriff
18:49
at only twenty seven years old,
18:51
making him the youngest sheriff ever
18:53
elected in the history of the great
18:56
state of Tennessee where I'm heading tomorrow,
18:58
by the way, most in that NASCAR thing tomorrow.
19:00
So Beaufort Passa He
19:02
met the love of his life in Chicago while he
19:04
was a wrestler after he was a marine. He goes
19:06
down to Tennessee, and he's now chief of
19:08
police at twenty seven, and he's a big ass
19:11
kicker. It wound up that this young
19:13
sheriff was fearless and wasted no time
19:15
cracking down on mafia activity.
19:17
mafia activity concentrating on
19:19
the state border between Tennessee and Mississippi,
19:22
which was controlled by two separate gangs.
19:24
The Dixie mafia and the state
19:27
line mob. The mob gangs
19:29
made a lot of money off their illegal
19:31
production of moonshine, so pusher's
19:33
crackdown was obviously not appreciated.
19:36
This guy took on the Dixie
19:38
mafia. In nineteen sixty seven
19:40
oh, by nineteen sixty seven, he
19:42
survived countless assassination attempts.
19:45
killing several of the hitmen who try to take
19:47
him out. He was a local hero to the public,
19:49
but he became a prime target for
19:52
this increasingly desperate mob.
19:54
During
19:54
his time as sheriff, he jailed
19:57
over seventy five hundred criminals. He
19:59
was stabbed himself seven times,
20:01
and he was shot eight times. like
20:03
fifty cent type things. Mhmm. But
20:05
things changed forever on August twelve nineteen
20:07
sixty seven when his wife, Pauline, said,
20:10
hey, can I go along on a ride a ride
20:12
with you? Like, when I was answering something,
20:14
what do they call ride along? Right along. Yeah.
20:16
I go along on a ride. What's that called? A
20:18
ride along. So she went to
20:21
a ride along with him to
20:23
inspect the roadside disturbance. And
20:26
when they did, it was a setup. A
20:28
car pulled up alongside them, and
20:30
suddenly opened fire. Beaufort
20:33
got shot in the jaw, but survived.
20:36
His wife wasn't so lucky and she
20:38
was killed. after
20:40
a stint in the hospital and
20:42
fourteen plastic surgeries later.
20:44
Like I say, he got shot in the jaw, it absolutely
20:47
demolished his jaw. So fourteen
20:49
surgeries later, his mutilated jaw
20:51
was repaired, and Beaufort Pusser
20:53
went back to work where he cracked down on crime
20:56
even harder than before. he
20:58
publicly named his four assassins and
21:01
Kirksey McChord Knicks junior.
21:03
Knicks is such a popular name. Right? Every other
21:05
fucking you know, who's is it Arkin.
21:08
Arkin's got Bonyx now as quarterback.
21:10
The Knicks is pretty popular name down there.
21:12
And so this guy, Kirksey McChord, Nick's
21:14
Junior. He was the leader of the Dixie mafia
21:17
Buford named him as the mastermind behind
21:20
the hit that killed his wife. So
21:22
that's how revenge stories start. Right?
21:24
Your wife get gunned down by the Dixie
21:26
mafia. Although
21:27
Knicks himself never saw justice
21:30
for Pauline Pusser's murder, he
21:32
was later sent life in prison for
21:34
the murder of a Mississippi circuit court
21:36
judge. But the other assassins
21:38
who are involved in the murder of Pusser's wife
21:41
mysteriously disappeared one
21:43
by one. And this weather event comes
21:45
in. Right? Rumors rumor circulated
21:47
that Foster had organized hits on the mafia
21:49
members tovenge his wife, but because
21:51
there was no evidence to time to the debts
21:53
personally and possibly because no one
21:56
was gonna prosecute Beaufort Pusser
21:58
for avenging his murdered wife, pusher
22:01
was never charged for the killings. Then
22:03
in nineteen seventy four, he died
22:05
in an automobile accident. And
22:07
among the throngs of
22:09
people who attended his funeral,
22:11
Elvis Presley was there, which is kind of
22:14
fucking cool. The Beaufort Pousser
22:16
Museum was established at the homie lived
22:18
in at the time of his death in nineteen seventy four,
22:20
and the Beaufort Pousser Festival is
22:22
held each May in his hometown
22:24
of Adamsville, Tennessee. So
22:26
walking tall is based on a true story,
22:29
and that true story is about a big
22:31
fucking ass and a Beaufort Pusser who
22:33
took on the Dixie mob, kinda lost because his
22:35
wife died, but killed everybody that was involved.
22:37
Not a bad lower event story, right? I
22:40
wouldn't mind if my wife died and I gotta have, like, a
22:42
sweet hero revenge story. And what I mean? It'd
22:45
be it'd be it'd be fourteen plastic surgeries.
22:47
should look different and have a new set of downs.
22:49
I could use a cool scar. Yeah. I'd be like,
22:51
do fifteen to put some hair on me. Hell yeah.
22:53
Not that I want any to be dead. No. No.
22:56
No. But if
22:56
she did, I try to make some lemonade out of it. You know
22:59
what I mean? For sure. Yeah. Last night is yes.
23:01
Have you seen all of the walking dolls? I
23:03
used to watch I could say, walk in tall.
23:06
They're putting strangers on their run.
23:08
I'm walking tall. Feeling proud. I used to
23:10
watch it. I think every week, I think
23:12
maybe the guy who played him was
23:14
like Joe Don Baker or something.
23:16
I remember that name. But
23:18
yeah, it was I believe it was
23:20
a TV series.
23:22
After it was a movie, then it became
23:24
a movie again. But I remember watching Walking
23:26
Tall religiously. So I think
23:28
I've seen everything that's involved with Beaufort Pusser.
23:31
Terrible fucking name. Every time I see
23:33
it, I feel like saying, like, don't know. It
23:35
looks like pusher? Yeah. Oh, I
23:38
would rather be pusher if if I was saying
23:40
pusher is Right. III
23:42
agree. I guess. Even like pusher,
23:44
You don't even go to posting sireable. Sucks.
23:47
Joaquin Moretta. So
23:50
wind up, this is the guy that inspired Zoro.
23:53
And again, these stories kinda overlap.
23:55
The first two are like local
23:57
legends. This was a guy who
24:00
was He
24:02
was living in California around
24:05
the time of the gold rush. For people
24:07
who don't remember, Cal for
24:09
you was fast track to become a state in nineteen
24:11
fifty, excuse me, eighteen fifty, and
24:13
it was by the guy who spoke about the great compromises
24:16
Henry Clay. Alright? Once they found
24:18
gold in them, their hills in nineteen forty
24:20
eight, California was fast tracked
24:22
to be a a US state by nineteen
24:24
fifty. but it wasn't cool then
24:27
to be a Mexican living in California.
24:29
The Mexican American war just ended,
24:31
so they were, like, subjected to
24:33
some serious shit from the
24:35
people who all of a sudden moved into
24:38
a place where they were living before. So
24:40
Joaquin Marietta is one of those guys.
24:43
And
24:44
Like,
24:45
so this is one of those things where he was tied to
24:47
a chair as his wife was raped and
24:49
murdered right in front of him
24:51
by white men. Mhmm. And then he and his
24:53
brother were falsely
24:55
accused of stealing a horse. So
24:58
he and his brother were both hanged,
25:00
but somehow he had survived, but his brother
25:03
was killed. So he decided to
25:05
become this revenge
25:08
story, which wound
25:10
up becoming the Zoro
25:12
story. And he he took he
25:14
be he he had like a gang. So there
25:16
was one of the recruits in this in this
25:19
gang, which would then go and steal
25:21
gold from Earth's White people and return
25:23
it to the poor, like that classic Robinhood story.
25:25
Mhmm. One of the members of his gang was three
25:28
finger Jack. Three fingered
25:30
Jack Garcia, who lost two fingers
25:32
in a firefight during the Mexican American
25:34
War. Together, they targeted American
25:36
miners routing them up like cattle before
25:38
murdering them and then plundering their
25:40
gold. Right? Words soon got out that
25:42
Marietta's gang were pillaging American
25:44
miners and then giving the loot to max
25:46
AND FAMILIES, SWAKE AND MARIETA
25:49
QUICKLY BECAME A LOCAL LEGIONS. HIS
25:52
HIS BANDATES BECAME SO FEARED THAT
25:54
THE GOVERNMENT finally put a bounty
25:56
on his head. He was later killed
25:58
in a gunfight between
25:59
his gang and a group of California
26:02
Rangers. that was led by a military
26:04
veteran named Henry Love.
26:07
When
26:07
Henry Love came in, by the way Henry Love was
26:09
an interesting story. Hey. Harry Love? Oh,
26:11
Harry Love. I'm sorry. Yes. Yes. Harry Love. Thank you
26:13
for that. When they killed him,
26:15
think about this. It's in, you know, when so
26:18
it's eighteen the late eighteen hundreds.
26:20
Right? So when Harry kills
26:22
this guy, who
26:24
is like a local Mexican legend,
26:26
as all these white people are starting to move in
26:28
and are like, what the hell is going on? I need to be
26:30
protected. so they cut off Murray
26:32
at his head. They cut off Murray
26:35
at his head, and they pickled it in
26:37
the jar and they would take
26:39
that around and pay people a buck
26:41
to see it. Murray at his head
26:43
and three finger Jack's hands were
26:46
both pickled in jars that were
26:48
paraded around and put on for
26:50
display. They went to Mariposa stocked
26:53
it in San Francisco all throughout
26:55
California and
26:57
put on display where spectators for
26:59
a dollar could see the remain. A dollar seems like
27:01
it's pretty fucking steep to be honest. Oh,
27:03
they were pickled and brandy by the way also.
27:05
But nevertheless, Marietta's Robinhood reputation
27:08
lived on. His life story was picked up
27:10
by a pulp writer named Johnson McAuley, who
27:12
introduced the American public to the characters
27:14
Zoro which was loosely based off
27:16
Joaquin Marietta. And the famous
27:18
ranger that killed him Harry Love. He
27:21
died while try and this is just totally
27:23
on a on left turn. he died while
27:25
trying to visit his separated wife. He
27:27
and his wife were separated. She wanted
27:29
a divorce, but so she
27:32
had to sue to divorce him. she lost
27:34
it. He tried to come around and visit
27:36
her all the time. She hired a bodyguard.
27:38
He got onto her front porch and he was shot
27:40
dead by her bodyguard. That's how Harry Love
27:43
love killed him. So
27:43
Harry Love had died, but Harry Love is
27:45
the guy that cut the head off of the
27:47
guy who was based on zeroes. Zeroes.
27:50
So Beaufort Pusser walking tall,
27:52
true story. Zoro, based
27:54
on this Mexican vigilante kind
27:57
of a true story. Alright? And
27:59
and by the way,
27:59
Zoro may not re resonate
28:02
with a lot of younger listeners, but Zoro
28:04
was the shit when I was growing up. The lone ranger
28:06
in Zoro. saw Zohu in theaters. They,
28:08
like, remade it. It was pretty Antonio Banderas.
28:10
Yep. Yep. That was awesome. Yeah. So
28:13
we used to watch that shit, man. I'm getting so fucking
28:15
old. And so those are like
28:17
kind of two full heroes. This
28:19
next guy that I'm gonna talk about, and I'm moving
28:21
quickly, but I don't give a shit, was
28:23
just this crazy son of a bitch
28:27
From Granby, Colorado.
28:28
I find that a couple of things tick
28:31
me off quicker.
28:32
Like, if somebody fucks with my kids,
28:35
it's game on. And
28:36
I think that when somebody screws with
28:38
me in traffic, I turn it to something
28:41
a little bit different. I'm a lot less patient
28:43
than I am otherwise. Right? I mean, those
28:45
are two probably places where
28:48
you're more, you know,
28:49
less, Jeff have been little bit crazy. understand.
28:51
You're behind the wheel. You you got the you got
28:54
the power -- Yeah. -- sitting behind a Chevy
28:56
Tahoe.
28:57
And I also, as a
28:59
house owner, I've had to apply to
29:01
my local
29:03
town commission to get, like,
29:06
variances and all this stuff because we built
29:08
a couple of houses, you know, since we've been married
29:10
for so long. and
29:11
it's one of those things that just drives you fucking
29:13
crazy too. It drives you absolutely
29:16
crazy and it causes a tremendous amount
29:18
of hate. not as much hate as this guy Marvin
29:21
Haymire. I'm about to tell you about. He
29:23
owned a small welding shop in
29:25
Granby, Colorado. Right?
29:27
and he built a makeshift bulldozer
29:30
tank in two thousand four
29:32
and wound up plowing through a small town. And
29:34
the reason a zoning dispute. The
29:36
city zoning commission and a concrete company
29:38
wanted to build a plant on his land, and
29:40
he went fucking bananas. This is awesome.
29:43
I think there's a a Netflix documentary
29:45
about this. It's a tank. It's fucking yeah.
29:48
It's exactly it. And it is awesome.
29:50
It's
29:50
awesome. And it winds up being
29:53
kind of a tragic story, but also like a
29:55
happy ending to a certain degree, I'll explain.
29:57
So in order to build their new facility, the concrete
29:59
company
29:59
had purchased a piece of land from Hemeyer
30:02
where his shop was also located. When
30:04
the city zoning commission approved the land for
30:06
construction, Haimara argued that the
30:08
construction blocked him from
30:11
getting into a shop, from having any kind of
30:13
foot traffic into a shop. He petitioned
30:15
the commission to prevent the resigning, but after
30:17
multiple rejections, as well as
30:19
multiple fines for various civil
30:21
violations, they
30:24
just turned him down, and he went absolutely bananas.
30:26
So he spent the next year building
30:29
something that he called the kill dozer. Which
30:31
great name? Great. That's a great name. And
30:33
it it was a customized Komatsu bulldozer
30:36
outfitted with thick steel plate armor
30:39
and a layer of concrete in between.
30:41
And three inch bulletproof plastic
30:44
to protect the cameras he needed to navigate
30:46
the vehicle. His kill dozer was
30:48
also armed with three makeshift
30:51
gun ports, housing a fifty caliber
30:53
rifle, A308 semi
30:55
automatic rifle and a twenty
30:57
two long rifle. There are also fans
30:59
and an air conditioner in there to keep them cool.
31:02
I've
31:02
seen clips of this. Mhmm. Jeff,
31:04
he had built himself a tank
31:07
like poured concrete in
31:09
between thick plating with
31:11
gigantic glass and he's operating
31:13
off of cameras, it was unbelievable
31:16
what and it took him a year. Yeah. And
31:18
so he's in his workshop building this
31:20
this tank and people are kinda coming
31:22
around. He has to keep it a secret. Yeah. But he's
31:24
he's welding these these metal sheets
31:26
and pouring concrete with no one knowing.
31:29
Throwing tarps over it and whatnot,
31:31
but for the most part, people who came around
31:33
saw that he was doing something. Nobody questioned
31:36
it. Nobody
31:36
questioned it until they had to.
31:38
And that was June fourth two thousand
31:41
four. He sealed himself in
31:43
killed those whose cockpit, and he
31:45
drove his machine into town. He
31:47
plowed through the concrete plant next
31:49
to his shop. then
31:50
he made his way towards city hall, wrecking
31:53
a newspaper office, the former
31:55
mayor's home, and every
31:58
business or home that had
31:59
any connection to his
32:01
case against the zoning committee.
32:04
Local authorities tried to destroy the vehicle
32:07
multiple times, but the kill dozer
32:10
prove resistance, proved resistant
32:12
to small arms fire, and
32:14
resistant to explosives. After
32:17
two hours, in seven minutes.
32:20
Hey Meyer cost seven million dollars of damages.
32:23
This is not in a metropolis. Right?
32:25
This isn't in metropolis. This is in
32:27
Granby, Colorado. Right?
32:30
So this is a lot to cause seven
32:32
million dollars in damages. The
32:34
havoc was so great that
32:36
the Colorado governor considered authorizing
32:39
the National Guard to attack
32:41
his killdozer with Apache
32:43
helicopters and
32:45
anti tank missiles. But
32:47
before they got the green light, Haymira's
32:50
rampage ended when he tried
32:52
to go through a hardware store,
32:54
and the hardware store had a sunken basement
32:57
that had snared one of the threads on threads
32:59
on his vehicle So unable to free
33:01
the machine, Haymira's rampage was
33:03
over, and he pulled out a handgun and
33:05
killed himself for the single shot to the head.
33:08
Oh, that's a mouthful. It's a
33:10
fucking mouthful. You turn me down
33:12
or you build something in front of my shop where
33:14
they can't get it. I'm gonna spend a year building
33:16
a kill dozer. I'm gonna go through town
33:19
for
33:20
two hours and seven minutes and
33:22
then kill myself before they bring in the Apache
33:24
hog helicopter. That's a man. Don't
33:26
just sit around don't just sit around and complain,
33:28
do something about it. Go build yourself a kill dozer.
33:31
So that's the tragic part of the story.
33:33
Is that he shot himself? But and
33:35
and when the the investigators found two lists
33:37
inside the cab, one was a list
33:39
of thirteen properties that Hamayar
33:42
had destroyed while another list contains
33:44
several names, including the town's mayor,
33:47
mayor and some local business owners. They
33:49
also found they had no way getting out of
33:51
the sealed cockpit on his own, which
33:53
suggests that he had no intention of
33:55
making it out of this rampage alive, like
33:58
a modern day comikazia. So ports.
34:00
That's that's tragic. Right? Yeah. This guy
34:02
was gonna exact revenge. He knew
34:04
he wasn't gonna get away with it, so he had
34:06
no intents of getting
34:08
away. He's gonna do his damage
34:10
and kill himself, and it's exactly what he
34:12
had done. That's real revenge when you die at
34:14
it. Yeah. You know? You just Yeah. Nigal
34:16
Montoya for the princess bride. I think that's one
34:18
of my favorite revenge things. Right? First
34:20
father's thing. You sent out you killed my my
34:23
name is Nigal Montoya. You killed my father.
34:25
You son of a beach -- Yes. -- prepared to die.
34:27
I think yeah. Yeah. This is the happy ending.
34:29
Two hours and four minutes. seven
34:32
million dollars worth of damage. Multiple
34:34
storefronts raised to the ground.
34:37
Nobody
34:37
was hurt during the bulldozing spree
34:39
except for Haimler himself. And
34:41
the fact of the matter is he can run away
34:43
from a bulldozer. I mean, it's like getting chain chased
34:45
by his dead bone. Very slow. Yeah. So
34:47
nobody got hurt, but seven million dollars
34:50
worth of damage. much. So Hamire is
34:52
one of my favorite Marvin Hamire is one of my favorite
34:54
things of kind of local justice.
34:56
Killdozer. Yeah. Killdozer. I think that's very
34:58
good. I hope you, like, wrote it on the side. Let's
35:01
do Nazis because I always have to. The
35:03
revenge story of Dakau.
35:05
Dakau should ring bell was the first regular
35:07
concentration camp built by the Nazis
35:09
to enslave torture and murdered Jews. It
35:12
was located just north of Munich, and one
35:14
of the camps that bears the infamous slogan,
35:16
albeit mocked free. which
35:18
translates to work sets you free.
35:20
We talked about this. Mhmm. The sign from
35:22
Auschwitz and Dachau, they both had
35:24
the same sign were both stolen at some
35:26
point. life
35:27
for people wanted to keep it as souvenirs, but
35:29
they were also both recovered by authorities
35:31
after the war. But that's what it was known for
35:33
that. Arbet knocked free work
35:35
sets you free. Buckingwald
35:38
concentration camp was one of
35:40
the only Nazi camps with a different
35:42
slogan. Their
35:43
slogan was Jadam Daseen. which
35:45
means to each his own,
35:48
or to each what he deserves.
35:50
So I'll take that to each what he deserves.
35:53
Right? And
35:54
this is a place where Walter Gerehart,
35:56
Martin Somer,
35:57
regarded both Dachau and Buckingwald.
35:59
wall was
36:01
known as the hangman of Bootenwald, but he was
36:03
at Dachau and Bootenwald. And this
36:05
is like a place where he had
36:08
ordered
36:09
Otto Nuerer and Mathias
36:11
span line two Austrian priests to
36:13
be crucified upside down. Like,
36:16
so that I don't have to tell you that
36:18
places like Daqo and Buckingwald were
36:20
bad places, but sometimes I see
36:22
the irony where to
36:24
each what he deserves is
36:26
written and two Austrian priests were crucified
36:29
upside down. Just fucking kills me. Back
36:31
to Duck out. It was a bad place.
36:33
Right? So when American soldiers descended
36:35
on downtown and liberated the camp in
36:37
April twenty ninth nineteen forty five,
36:40
the
36:40
whar's that were perpetrated there were overwhelming.
36:42
We spoke about this. We spoke about that band
36:44
of brothers episode. It's one of the greatest
36:47
episodes I've ever seen they go into the concentration
36:49
camp and it's so kinda eye opening.
36:51
Right? Mounds of corpse littered the
36:53
camp's grounds while the bodies of others rotted
36:55
away and stacks piled up in the railway
36:58
wagons nearby. I don't
36:59
think I had the stomach for that. You
37:01
know what I mean? Like, can you talk about PTSD? If
37:04
I was to have stumbled onto
37:06
Dakau and opened up a
37:08
railroad card. I think about it every now and
37:10
again. It's just bodies upon bodies. Not
37:13
Not even seeing it, just the smell. Oh,
37:15
the smell would ruin me forever. And I
37:17
just I I honestly, god. Band The Brothers
37:19
is one of my favorite shows of all time. I'm
37:21
starting the Pacific on the plane ride
37:23
tomorrow. Hell, yeah. So I'm gonna get to that. feel like
37:25
it. But that one fucking that
37:27
one episode was fantastic. And we spoke
37:29
about it couple times you can find in the other
37:31
twisted histories. So that
37:33
sudden and extreme horror of Dackau
37:36
triggered something in the allied
37:38
troops who threw the formalities of
37:41
surrender out the window. According
37:43
to an account by a survivor named Abramsakar,
37:46
The
37:46
Nazis were rounded up this
37:48
is a quote, the Nazis were rounded up and summarily
37:51
executed along with the guard dogs.
37:53
Two of the most notorious prison guards
37:55
haven't strip naked before the Americans arrived
37:57
to prevent them from slipping away unnoticed, and
38:00
those they too were cut down. This
38:02
isn't right. Right?
38:03
Let's let's take look at it. The kill
38:05
dozer is is adorable. Nobody
38:07
got hurt except for him. everybody
38:09
who's probably insured, so
38:11
we don't mind it. But now we have to start
38:13
thinking about Geneva Convention stuff.
38:15
Right? Like, once you get in there and you have prisoners
38:18
of war, there's a certain protocol that
38:20
needs to take place. Right. Makes you just as bad as
38:22
them if you're doing what they're doing. I guess.
38:24
Right? The the execution of Nazi
38:26
guards was a direct violation of the Geneva
38:29
Convention, so an inquiry was open
38:31
once word spread about the ex about
38:33
the executions. It is book
38:35
DACOU, the hour of the adventure, medical
38:38
officer, colonel Howard, Abieuchner, recounted
38:40
the deliberate killing of five hundred and
38:42
twenty Nazis. So five
38:45
hundred and twenty Nazi prisoners of wars
38:47
buy American soldiers. It's a big
38:49
number and claimed that nineteen american
38:51
soldiers were present or involved
38:53
in the incident. For
38:55
twenty american soldiers to kill
38:57
over five hundred former Nazi
38:59
soldiers that should have been prisoner of
39:01
prisoners of war It's a big number.
39:04
And
39:04
accounts of the Dachau massacre
39:06
also spoke of acts of revenge
39:09
against the Nazi guards by the
39:11
liberated prisoners themselves. It's
39:14
tough to put a number on that. But
39:16
the Jews who are now freed with what little
39:18
strength they had they used it to kill
39:20
the people that put them in chains. Jack
39:22
Goldman, who was among the liberated prisoners
39:24
of Dacau, said, I knew men
39:27
in camp who had sworn by everything
39:29
that was holy to them that if they ever
39:31
got out they would kill every German in sight.
39:34
They had to watch their wives be mutilated.
39:36
They had to watch their babies toss in the air
39:38
and shot.
39:39
So that's the I
39:40
don't know. That's that that's what motivates these
39:42
people when stuff got it. One prisoner, Walanti
39:45
Lennar Chick, said that at the moment
39:47
of liberation, prisoners were consumed
39:50
by the desire for revenge against
39:53
their captors. They captured
39:55
some SS men and knocked
39:57
them down and nobody could see whether
39:59
they were stopped, but they were killed. We
40:01
were all these years, animals to
40:03
them, and today was our birth I
40:05
think that's a real cool way of saying it. Mhmm.
40:07
Today's our birthday and has stopped them. The
40:10
number of actual Nazi deaths has been
40:12
debated, but court martial charges were
40:14
drawn up against several US soldiers.
40:16
But you know what happened? General
40:18
George S. Patton who had recently been military
40:21
governor, Bavaria, chose to dismiss
40:23
the charges. Fucking patent for
40:25
him. And I think history understands
40:28
that while the unsanctioned killing of Nazis
40:30
went against protocol, the swift
40:33
and brutal vengeance was a
40:35
justifiable comeuppance for their atrocities
40:37
to each what he deserves. That's
40:39
what I'm saying. Yep. Like, so this
40:42
is what we do now, Vipps. We're
40:44
we're at the brink of war any day.
40:46
Like, I I mean, we read headlines and whatnot.
40:49
So if I send my son to war,
40:51
which I would never do, break his leg and
40:53
send him to Canada. I love my kids too much. Yep.
40:56
you
40:56
know, you have to think that there are certain
40:58
rules that would be paid attention to.
41:00
And if similar stuff had happened to American
41:03
soldiers, which it did,
41:05
it raises a lot of questions, but
41:07
it's fucking Nazis. Mhmm. Do you know
41:09
what I'm saying? Right. And what they did to these
41:11
people, particularly in these concentration camps,
41:14
makes me and I'm a pro death guy. Like,
41:16
I don't care about the death penalty. I'm all
41:18
for it. Mhmm. All for it. So this isn't
41:21
hypocritical at all. So
41:22
I I think that by the way, I
41:25
say pro death as far as death penalty thing.
41:28
But I think that also killing Nazis after
41:31
World War two, particularly in blackout,
41:33
is a good thing too. Yeah. But but what
41:35
did we do? We gave them jobs. We we
41:37
tried some of them, but a lot of them we give
41:39
jobs and turn them against the Russians. Yeah. And
41:41
then lot of them escaped South America. I mean,
41:43
there's all these kind of stories that we've talked about,
41:45
which brings me to my next topic. and
41:48
it's the Jewish Avengers, which I love. I
41:50
love the fact that there's a group of people who hold the
41:52
Jewish Avengers, which I'm gonna
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43:40
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43:42
I whenever I see Jewish Avengers,
43:44
I just think about, like, you know, Thor,
43:46
But,
43:46
like, instead of the helmet, he has on, like, the
43:49
black hat. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
43:51
Yamakos. Yeah. Like yeah. --
43:53
Capital America throws a Yamakos. Yeah. Captain
43:55
Israel is like that. Yeah. But they were called the
43:57
Jewish Avengers and I fucking love it.
43:59
They didn't
43:59
do a very good job though. But
44:02
they had the right intentions again
44:04
after the second world war. A
44:06
man named Abbot Kinner started
44:08
a group of Jewish vigilantes under
44:11
the name Nacom. Their
44:13
mission was simple.
44:14
kill as many Germans as
44:16
possible.
44:18
Cavner believed in the old testament
44:20
style of justice which we're gonna see
44:22
in just another couple of minutes. Since
44:26
the Nazis had wiped out six million Jews,
44:28
the
44:28
lives of six million Germans should also
44:30
be taken as fair reparations, an eye
44:33
for an eye. Abocovina
44:34
quickly recruited fellow
44:36
Jewish men to form an account militia
44:39
a name likely drawn from the Hebrew
44:41
word, Nokmim, which translates
44:44
to Avengers. Yeah. I love
44:46
that. I love the Jewish Avengers. I
44:48
I if this isn't a movie, I'm gonna be shot.
44:50
There was a member, her name was YahooDA.
44:53
Her name him. YahooDA Maimon.
44:56
Heaven forbid, if after the war, we'd
44:58
just gone back to the routine without thinking
45:00
about paying those bastards back. It
45:02
would have been awful not to respond to
45:04
those animals. I apologize. don't
45:06
know if yahuda is a male or female name.
45:08
I'm assuming it's male. The
45:10
group hacks to plan known simply
45:12
as plan a. which involved
45:15
poisoning the water supply of
45:17
five German cities. That's I mean,
45:19
this is women and children. Yeah. You know what I'm
45:21
saying? I mean, not that the Nazis didn't
45:23
kill women and children because we know they certainly
45:25
did, but holy shit.
45:27
So they wanted to poison the water
45:30
supply of five German cities.
45:32
Nuremberg, VMR, Hamburg,
45:35
Frankfurt, and Munich. Each
45:38
one heavily tied to the recently
45:40
destroyed Nazi regime. regime. I
45:42
just told you that cow is right outside of Munich.
45:44
Mhmm. So they're going for the big ones.
45:47
Right? In their event plan
45:49
that comes fifty or so members influctrated
45:52
the water departments in each city
45:55
disguised as engineers and
45:57
workers to study the water systems.
45:59
The next part was to travel to Palestine
46:02
and obtain both moral permission
46:05
and
46:05
poison for the mass murder
46:08
from one of Cauvner's friends, a guy
46:10
named Caim Weitzman, who
46:12
is the future president of Israel, who
46:14
just happened to be a chemist. That's
46:16
wild.
46:17
Kaim Weitzman wound up being I
46:20
looked him up. He was the president of
46:22
Israel, and he was also a
46:24
huge fucking chemist. He's actually
46:26
considered to be the father of industrial
46:28
fermentation. Whatever the hell that is, I
46:31
don't know what the hell that is. but that's what
46:33
he was. The story goes
46:35
that this father industrial fermentation,
46:37
Weitzman, was on board with
46:39
the Necom's smaller revenge plan
46:41
just to poison Nazi prisoners
46:44
that they had taken prison prisoner.
46:47
But
46:47
he had no idea that they were targeting the water
46:49
supply of millions of
46:52
Germans. So when the true
46:54
nature of plan a was revealed, Jewish
46:56
leaders in Palestine contacted the
46:58
British to stop Cauvner
47:01
during his travel back to Europe,
47:03
so he set him up to fail. Having
47:06
some misgivings himself about plan
47:08
a and sensing his imminent arrest,
47:10
Governor sent the letter and struck into the
47:12
calm to now carry out plan b.
47:16
and had the poison he carried with him
47:18
dumped overboard before the British
47:20
authorities moved to seize him as
47:22
he had reached Europe. So no harm,
47:25
no foul, Let's go to plan b.
47:27
I got rid of the poison. The British
47:29
are now off of our bash. Dumped it off the boat
47:31
and killed a thousand whales. Yeah. Just
47:33
killed. It gives you shit about Yeah.
47:35
Yeah. Yeah.
47:37
So the new target was STALACT
47:39
thirteen, an allied POW camp
47:41
in Nuremberg. where they were keeping
47:43
the where they were keeping the the Nazis.
47:46
There, the Najam Avengers scaled
47:49
down and intended to kill only
47:51
twelve hundred former SS officers
47:54
who are being held prisoner. This is cool.
47:57
Solo thirteen was a POW camp where he kept
47:59
old Nazis. Yeah.
48:00
Anytime someone's scaling down a wall,
48:02
awesome. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And again,
48:05
like, I'm I'm I
48:06
don't know why, but just in my head, I'm
48:08
finding it delightful to think of them as
48:10
if they were Hasidic Jews doing all this.
48:13
Like, you know, they probably don't have the pious
48:15
and, you know, all the all the stuff. But I I just like
48:17
to think about watching those curls as though
48:19
That's awesome, man. So under the
48:21
leadership of Joseph Harmots, On
48:23
April thirteenth nineteen forty six,
48:26
the group spread a mixture of glue and
48:28
arsenic. If the three thousand
48:30
loaves of bread meant for the Nazi
48:32
prisoners, And by the end of the day,
48:34
more than two thousand Nazi prisoners
48:37
were hospitalized. So they went to kill
48:39
twelve thousand They poisoned
48:41
three thousand loaves of bread, and
48:44
two thousand prisoners were hospitalized. But
48:46
the revenge plant was not carried out successfully.
48:49
Reports following the mass hospitalization at
48:52
the prisoners camp stated that no deaths
48:55
from
48:55
the poisoning had happened. So whether
48:57
intentional or not It's possible
48:59
that the comms had spread the poison
49:01
too thin, thus
49:02
reducing its potency. Ultimately,
49:05
neither Cauvner or
49:07
any other NACOM member was charged
49:09
with any crimes in connection
49:11
with these plots. even though telecom
49:13
is considered by some to have been a
49:15
terrorist organization. German
49:18
prosecutors invested the matter decades
49:20
later but didn't file charges
49:23
due to the extraordinary circumstances of
49:26
the case. And as of November two
49:28
thousand nineteen, couldn't get anything
49:30
more recent. I apologize. Four members
49:32
of the McCom, four members of
49:34
the Jewish Avengers are reported still
49:37
be alive. That's a cool story. That is very That's
49:39
a very cool story. And they didn't get anybody.
49:41
That's a shame.
49:42
go to like to see them get those fuck prismism.
49:44
Yeah. I like how they didn't file charges
49:47
under extraordinary circumstances. Oh,
49:49
yeah. You you did the Holocaust. But this is all,
49:51
like, and I'm gonna keep going with one
49:53
more one more one more a couple more, but
49:55
this is going to be, again, having to deal
49:57
with
49:58
old testament justice.
49:59
that eye for an eye shit. So
50:02
it's the
50:03
operation wrath of God, which
50:05
we spoke to, the twisted history of operations.
50:07
I'd said, I love Rowling Thunder.
50:09
Yep. Right? I I love, like, all these
50:11
names. There are couple other ones that weren't too good. Like,
50:14
one was called Beaver trap. remember
50:16
we don't. Absolutely. I'm trying remember what operation
50:18
of your trip was. It was one like operation
50:20
breakfast. Mhmm. So but rolling thunder,
50:22
operation wrath of God, For
50:25
those who don't remember, it was
50:27
a covert operation orchestrated by
50:29
the facade. And
50:30
the purpose of the operation was to murder the people
50:33
involved in the nineteen seventy two Munich
50:35
massacre in which eleven members of
50:37
the Eurasia Olympic team were killed
50:39
by a Palestinian military group called
50:41
Black September. We
50:42
spoke about the tragedy in our Olympic episode.
50:45
The event called the Munich Massacre was
50:47
documented in the Steven Spielberg film
50:50
Munich, which I've never seen. Oh, we did.
50:52
loved it. We talked about that. Yeah. Argo. Argo I
50:54
mean, I'm not gonna go back and see. I loved Argo,
50:56
but I hadn't seen Munich. Munich is better than
50:58
Argo. Yep.
51:00
Yep. It's
51:02
a list, John. But once we get by, I
51:04
can't go back. Yeah. Yeah. So
51:07
the massacre, imagine this. Right?
51:09
Your Olympic team, eleven people would
51:11
kill. The massacre caused mass fury among
51:13
the Israeli people. And so the government
51:15
elected that they had
51:17
to respond and respond they did. They
51:19
directed the facade, Israel's national
51:22
intelligence agency and well
51:24
known bad asses to launch Operation
51:27
RATH of God, and the objective was
51:29
simple, assassinate all members
51:31
of the Palestinian armed group Black
51:33
September and operatives of the
51:35
PLO that had any part
51:38
in carrying out the Munich Master. That's
51:40
what they had said. And it's not something
51:43
that they were in rush to do.
51:44
over two decades. It's believed
51:47
that gradual gradually
51:49
the objections the
51:51
objectives were met. particularly
51:53
between nineteen seventy two and nineteen eighty
51:55
eight. Those sixteen years, I had watched
51:57
the timeline of how operation
52:00
wrath of God was carried out with
52:02
all these mossad assassinations, and
52:04
it is awesome. Israeli
52:06
Jews worshipped that Old Testament God
52:08
like I said. one who's known for spells
52:10
of anger and vengeance. So the facade
52:13
brought down the wrath on what Israelis
52:15
justified as a mission from
52:17
god. Fire and brimstone. Yeah.
52:19
And in what may be one of the most cold
52:21
blooded acts of revenge in the twentieth century,
52:24
the Masada agents used to send
52:26
letters to the families of
52:28
these terrorists that they were about
52:31
to kill. Right? Just
52:33
before they planned to murder them, These
52:35
families were sent a letter
52:37
and the letter simply read a reminder
52:39
that we do not forget nor forgive.
52:43
Right?
52:43
That's right. And then you know that shit's about
52:45
to hit the fan. Let's get a little more
52:47
darker and a little more recent. Let's talk
52:49
about a serial rapist. His name is
52:51
Aku Yedav. this takes place
52:53
in two thousand four. Making a little bit
52:56
of a left turn in two thousand four.
52:58
So this guy Akun Naidav was
53:00
untouchable. even
53:01
though he was a notorious criminal.
53:04
He was known to rape more than two hundred
53:06
women from
53:07
the slum near New Delhi, praying
53:09
on the most, like, So
53:11
these members, the untouchable cast, so
53:13
for people who don't know, there's this cast
53:16
system in India, and then the intouchables
53:18
are essentially the steerage. Right?
53:21
Nobody gives a fuck about them. So this
53:23
guy, Aku Yedav, used to
53:25
pray on women within the untouchable
53:27
cast, and he said to have raped more than two
53:29
hundred of Kenneth. This was the lowest members
53:31
of India's social hierarchy. I watched something
53:34
on Ghislain Max. Well, kinda like kinda
53:36
what Epstein was doing down in, like, Fort
53:38
Lauderdale or whatever, Palms, whatever the fuck he was.
53:40
He was just going and getting girls from the inner
53:42
city that needed money and no
53:45
no one really ever question or believe
53:47
and he just brought him in. Reminds me like the
53:49
Alaska story too.
53:51
Like how like Indians on reservations
53:53
or Inuits or Indian women
53:55
on reservations in Canada, you know, they go
53:58
missing and and nobody ever has to go after
53:59
a bunch of movies made after Yeah. Yeah. I had the
54:02
river. I was yeah. You ever seen the river, John?
54:04
I
54:04
have. I have seen that. I was gonna Great. Great
54:06
times. fucking nuts if you didn't see that. Yeah.
54:09
Alright. So this guy is going through the intangible
54:11
cast and he's raping people like crazy. He
54:13
also routinely bribed corrupt officials so
54:15
they would drop his case despite countless
54:17
women coming forward allegations of rape against
54:19
him. Boom. In fact, whenever a
54:21
victim reported them to the police, the
54:23
authorities would alert Yedav who
54:26
would then visit the women and then threaten to
54:28
throw ashford on them
54:30
if they said that he was a rapist.
54:32
He raped so many women in the neighborhood that
54:34
many believed a rape victim lives
54:36
in every other house in the slum.
54:38
This is bad. He
54:39
also had a gang that went along
54:41
with him. Him
54:42
and his men gang raped woman named
54:44
Alma ten days after she gave birth.
54:47
after that happened to her a common committed suicide,
54:49
she burned to death by dousing herself with kerosene
54:51
and lighting it. I'm trying to, like, get
54:53
to the point where you know this is a fucking bad
54:55
guy. Yeah. Right? Then came a
54:57
woman named Usha Narayan, a
55:00
victim who had repeatedly been harassed
55:02
by Yedav. With the help from her brother-in-law,
55:06
Nari ain't reported a job to the deputy
55:08
commissioner who promised that finally
55:10
police would arrest the serial rapist.
55:12
that night,
55:13
Yidal's house was nearly knocked down
55:16
by angry neighbors and local residents.
55:18
And perhaps fearing for his life for the first
55:20
time, Yudov surrendered to the police.
55:23
The
55:23
next day in court, Narayin
55:26
and many other local women. Most
55:29
of them victims or friends and
55:31
family of Yadav's victims, heard
55:33
that Yadav was likely to escape
55:35
punishment again. So
55:37
together, they swarmed the courthouse on
55:40
to the vegetable nines, stones,
55:43
chili powder. I love that. Yeah. And whatever
55:45
else was likely it had. As he
55:47
walked past the angry women in court,
55:50
Akhoyadav taught in one
55:52
of them, calling her a prostitute and
55:54
threatening to rape her again. And
55:57
the policeman who was escorting him
55:59
left,
55:59
which caused his angry
56:02
group of women with vegetable knives
56:04
and chili powder to
56:05
absolutely go crazy and
56:08
an altercation broke out. The
56:10
women converged on your dove,
56:12
and the mob was so violent that the police
56:14
fled. Many of them after having chili
56:16
powder thrown into their That's where the chili
56:19
powder comes in. Sounds horrible. Yeah. We're doing
56:21
hot stuff on lowering the bar right now. Yes. I I've
56:23
had the powder on my fingers. Oh. I was
56:25
literally crying in here earlier because I touched
56:28
my eye. It's it's horrible. Right. It's so bad.
56:30
And, you know, the insecticides too, like, bullish.
56:32
Oh, yeah. It's a yeah. So capsaicem
56:35
is the active ingredient in Hotpeppers. So
56:38
This guy taunts a woman as
56:40
he's leaving the courthouse, the police
56:42
kinda giggle with them and the women are like fuck
56:44
this. so they attack. The
56:47
police head for z Hills, and then
56:49
the women passed their knives around
56:51
and just kept stabbing the guy. each
56:53
woman to agree to stab
56:56
Yedav at least once. The
56:58
attack left Yedav's body
57:00
butchered on the courtroom floor
57:03
with seventy stab wounds and
57:06
his penis cut off. He was
57:08
thirty two years old, he was hacked
57:10
to death, for fifteen minutes
57:12
for crimes that spanned over a decade.
57:14
That's a happy ending. Getting
57:16
your dick cut off, that's that's a good story.
57:19
Seventy times with chili powder
57:21
in your eyes. And again, you did cut off
57:23
for raping two hundred fucking women. Right?
57:26
To to each what he deserves or whatever it
57:28
was. Yeah. This woman Naray had spoken
57:30
the incident. It was not calculated. It was
57:32
not a case threat. We all sat down and
57:34
calmly planned what would happen. It was
57:36
an emotional outburst. the women decided
57:39
that if necessary they'd go to prison,
57:41
but that this man would never come back and
57:43
terrorize them. Kinda
57:44
was calculated them. When police
57:47
tried to arrest five of the women for Yudov's
57:49
death, all
57:50
the women in the village protested, and
57:52
soon every one of them had taken responsibility
57:55
for the murder. No. It was me. No. It was
57:57
me. So Nadine and several of the women
57:59
were arrested and tried were eventually
58:01
released due to lack of evidence. I
58:03
like Mhmm. Like, that's that's
58:06
a good that's a good
58:08
revenge story. I
58:10
will say that as we're doing
58:12
the research for this, again, thank you, Satan. Almost
58:15
every one of these events stories had
58:17
come with some sort of footnote from
58:19
the publisher that read and
58:21
This article, this is what it said with the
58:23
Nevada thing. That's why I quoted. This article
58:26
does not advocate or defend any sort of
58:28
violence by the victims. justice pronounced
58:30
according to the law as a sign of civilized society.
58:33
Almost
58:33
every article feels the need
58:35
to put that footnote in We live
58:37
-- We do not. -- but we do not.
58:40
Right? Right. I'm glad that he
58:42
got stabbed seventy times and got his dick cut
58:44
off. Mhmm. I'm upset that
58:46
every member, every POW
58:48
and Stalin thirteen or whatever, weren't
58:50
killed. I'm very happy that employs six
58:52
million random Germans. That would have been fucking
58:55
out of the ordinary. But a lot of the stuff
58:57
that we've heard about so far today,
58:59
Beaufort Plus earned the Dixie mafia. Even
59:02
guy that made to, you know, eat a fig out of
59:04
a donkey's ass, I'm very happy
59:06
about that. So apparently, I'm
59:08
pro vigilante. Like I said, I
59:10
was pro death penalty. I'm also very
59:12
pro vigilant. Like, pro
59:14
death penalty. I understand. I'm fine with it. I don't
59:17
I don't care. But think it's worse for
59:19
someone had to sit in prison for the rest of their life, and
59:21
then they die. Yeah. Yeah. No. I and
59:23
that's that's one of the big arguments in how
59:25
But How expensive it is -- Yeah. --
59:27
to keep somebody alive. As
59:29
of my favorite, like, Facebook put. It's
59:32
on bullets from Walmart
59:34
are seventy five cents. Exactly.
59:36
But I yeah. The you can keep them alive
59:38
at cost more. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.
59:41
I I'm gonna go through a couple more, but I'm gonna go
59:43
through them quickly. Peter the great, you've heard
59:45
of them before. He had his second wife,
59:47
Katherine. She had a lover. His name was
59:49
William Mannes. he had his head cut
59:51
off. And not
59:52
only did he have his head cut off, he kept
59:54
it pick pickled in a jar next to her
59:56
a bed. So every
59:57
time she mounted off, he used to point to
59:59
her old boyfriend.
59:59
That was around seventeen twenty four.
1:00:02
We'll stay with Russia, but we'll fast forward to
1:00:04
April twentieth nineteen forty five. We're
1:00:06
at the end of world war two when Hitler was on
1:00:08
the ropes and the Soviets were about to deliver
1:00:10
the kill shot. That's what was happening in
1:00:12
April nineteen forty five. The
1:00:14
Russians were about to kick fucking
1:00:16
Hitler's ass. Okay? So the
1:00:18
battle of Berlin, also called
1:00:21
the Fall of Berlin, was
1:00:22
one of the last major offenses
1:00:25
of the European Theatre of World
1:00:27
War two.
1:00:28
but the
1:00:29
Russians purposely delayed the bombardment
1:00:31
for few days until Hitler's birthday.
1:00:33
I love that. I love that fact.
1:00:36
that
1:00:36
they waited for fucking Hitler's birthday.
1:00:38
April twentieth, Hitler turned fifty
1:00:40
six, and the artillery of the first
1:00:43
Belo Russian front began shelling Berlin
1:00:45
and they did not stop until the city surrendered.
1:00:48
Berlin
1:00:48
took more ordinance
1:00:50
during the battle of Berlin than they took
1:00:53
during the rest of World War two for many of the
1:00:55
allied troops. The Russians bombed the
1:00:57
shit out of them. Ten days later on
1:00:59
April thirtieth, Hitler and his
1:01:01
wife of one day. He just married Eva
1:01:03
Braun and several level several
1:01:06
of his other officials all
1:01:08
committed suicide. I like
1:01:10
the fact that they waited for his fucking birthday.
1:01:12
Last thing I will say about Adolf and Revenge,
1:01:14
there's a myth that Hitler closed
1:01:17
the art school that famously didn't
1:01:19
accept him. You didn't accept him twice.
1:01:22
That's a myth. Okay. And one thing said Hitler closed
1:01:24
the art school that that turned him away. It's
1:01:26
not true. If you google the Academy
1:01:28
of Fine Arts Vienna and look at
1:01:31
its notable alumni students and professors,
1:01:34
any
1:01:34
school that you google, they always of notable
1:01:36
alumni students and professors. So
1:01:38
the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, there
1:01:40
are dozens of entries, bunch
1:01:43
of artists and, you know, people
1:01:45
I just don't recognize, but I'm sure they're
1:01:47
all extraordinary in the future. doing on Patriots
1:01:49
of Artist. But the first time I've ever
1:01:51
seen, University of Notre Dame,
1:01:54
University
1:01:54
of Indiana, even all
1:01:56
notables, alumni students and professors.
1:01:59
But the Academy of
1:01:59
Fine Arts Vienna also has
1:02:02
a list of notable rejects. I've
1:02:04
never seen it before. And on that list, there's
1:02:06
only one name. It's Adolph Hitler, who has
1:02:08
twice denied admission to their drawing
1:02:10
class in both nineteen o seven and
1:02:12
nineteen o eight.
1:02:13
So, did Hitler ever close
1:02:15
the school down? The answer is no. During
1:02:18
the Austrian Anshilustan Nas Nazi
1:02:21
Germany, when Nazi Germany
1:02:23
had basically taken control of Austria
1:02:25
from nineteen thirty eight to nineteen forty
1:02:27
five, The Academy, just
1:02:29
like any other Austrian university, was
1:02:32
forced to purge itself of
1:02:34
staff and student body that were Jewish.
1:02:36
They had to get rid of all the Jews. Everybody
1:02:39
did. But after World War two, the
1:02:41
Academy has reconstituted, and in
1:02:43
nineteen fifty five, its autonomy
1:02:45
was reconfirmed. So again,
1:02:47
the Academy of Fine Arts
1:02:50
Vienna has had university status
1:02:52
now since nineteen ninety eight and
1:02:55
it's currently the only Austrian university
1:02:57
without the word university in its name.
1:02:59
So that's little tidbit on it. Hitler
1:03:01
did not close down the school that that
1:03:04
turn them over. Okay? I'm
1:03:06
gonna keep going. I don't have any more. I don't
1:03:08
have any more in case you guys are wondering, but
1:03:10
I'm gonna keep going. Tenth
1:03:12
Century, Constantinople. Istanbul
1:03:15
is Constantinople. A Byzantine
1:03:17
Emperor, his name was Basil the second. He
1:03:19
had been leading the Byzantine Army against the Bulgarians
1:03:22
in a bloody war for about fifteen years.
1:03:24
This reminds you of like a three hundred.
1:03:26
type situation, which one of my favorite movies
1:03:28
of all time. After the Battle of
1:03:30
Cletion, in ten fourteen,
1:03:33
there's no way I said that correctly. Cletion.
1:03:36
Cletion. Anyway, there was a battle.
1:03:38
Basil the second captured fifteen
1:03:42
thousand Bulgarian soldiers.
1:03:44
K? That's more than a room. So he's
1:03:46
got prisoners of war. What do you do with that?
1:03:48
Fifteen thousand. This is what he did.
1:03:50
He had them split up into groups
1:03:53
of a hundred. That's
1:03:54
a hundred and fifty groups of a
1:03:56
hundred Bulgarians. Right?
1:03:58
And in each hundred
1:03:59
individually, they would take ninety
1:04:02
nine of them and pluck out both of their
1:04:04
eyes. Ninety nine of them.
1:04:06
And
1:04:06
then the hundredth, they'd only pluck out
1:04:08
one eye. They
1:04:09
did that a hundred and fifty times. For
1:04:12
a total of fifteen thousand people, thirteen
1:04:14
thousand five hundred were blinded
1:04:17
and fifteen hundred were left with one
1:04:19
eye. Then he had all of the
1:04:21
one eye people lead the
1:04:23
blind people back to fucking Bulgaria.
1:04:26
to show the emperor or whatever boy,
1:04:28
what the fuck he had done. Flex.
1:04:31
Supposedly the Bulgarian king
1:04:34
back
1:04:34
at home who
1:04:36
had led his army had a stroke
1:04:39
and died when he saw this huge
1:04:41
group of blind men march into
1:04:43
his castle. That's petty, That's
1:04:45
revenge, and that's awesome. Basil
1:04:48
would subsequently be known as
1:04:50
the Bulger Slayer and
1:04:52
is seen as a Greek national hero,
1:04:55
but no surprise. He's a
1:04:57
despised figure among
1:04:59
Bulgarians. So I'm assuming
1:05:02
if you're a proud Bulgarian, I
1:05:04
don't know any.
1:05:05
You must hate the name Basil
1:05:07
the second. That's that's revenge.
1:05:10
Mhmm. I think. Yeah. Let's go even further
1:05:12
back. There's
1:05:13
a popular belief that the Roman General
1:05:15
Cipio plowed over and sowed
1:05:18
the city of Carthage with salt after
1:05:20
defeating it in the third Munich War in one
1:05:22
forty six BC, sacking
1:05:24
it and enslaving the survivors.
1:05:27
I had mentioned this briefly once. he
1:05:29
sprinkled the lands with salt as
1:05:32
a form of eco side. So
1:05:34
not only did he sack the city,
1:05:36
not only did he make the people who
1:05:38
lived in Carthage his slaves, he
1:05:41
had then
1:05:42
covered the land with fucking
1:05:44
salt in order make sure that
1:05:46
nothing would ever grow in this
1:05:48
hated area. That's petty.
1:05:51
That's revengeful. during the
1:05:53
Santiago period. In Japan,
1:05:56
in the sixteenth century, the
1:05:58
most powerful war load of the time, his name
1:05:59
is Oda Nobunaga. had
1:06:02
his greatest opponent, as Inagamas,
1:06:05
skull laconate gold, and he used to use it
1:06:07
for a cup for drinking sake. I'd
1:06:09
like to do that. That is With the next wife.
1:06:11
Yeah. And let's end in Japan.
1:06:13
This
1:06:14
is kinda controversial to a
1:06:17
degree. So I'm gonna ask you
1:06:19
guys opinion. Okay? John,
1:06:21
I'm gonna ask your opinion too because III
1:06:23
value your opinion.
1:06:24
Are the Hiroshima and Nagasaki
1:06:27
bombings one of the most brutal acts
1:06:29
of revenge in human history.
1:06:31
Right? There are currently thirteen
1:06:34
thousand
1:06:35
four hundred nuclear weapons in the
1:06:37
world that we know of. Thirteen
1:06:39
thousand four hundred. There
1:06:41
have been over two thousand nuclear tests
1:06:44
conducted to date in history. But
1:06:47
the
1:06:47
two bombings in Hiroshima, Hiroshima
1:06:50
depends on what you say, and Nagasaki remain
1:06:53
the only use of nuclear weapons in
1:06:55
the history of armed conflict. We've
1:06:58
never No one's ever dropped
1:07:00
a nuclear atomic bomb
1:07:02
anywhere in the world, even though there's
1:07:04
thirteen thou thirteen thousand of them
1:07:07
out there in the wind. I'm gonna just
1:07:09
give everyone, like, you know, the scope again.
1:07:11
August sixth nineteen
1:07:13
forty five. The
1:07:15
Inola Gay was an American bomber.
1:07:17
it dropped a five ton bomb on
1:07:20
the Japanese city of Hiroshima. The
1:07:22
blast equivalent was the power of
1:07:25
fifteen thousand tons of TFT and
1:07:27
it reduced four square mile square
1:07:29
miles of the city to ruins and
1:07:31
immediately killed eighty thousand people
1:07:34
immediately. immediately Three
1:07:36
days later, in
1:07:37
Nagasaki, on August
1:07:39
ninth, a specially adapted
1:07:41
b twenty nine bomber called BoxCAR.
1:07:44
Drop
1:07:44
the US's second atomic bomb,
1:07:47
nicknamed the Fat Man. That explosion
1:07:50
unleast the equivalent force of twenty
1:07:52
two thousand tons of TNT.
1:07:55
Forty thousand people were killed instantly.
1:07:58
but tens of thousands died in the
1:08:00
aftermath, radiation poisoning. A
1:08:02
nineteen eight ninety eight study found that
1:08:04
additional sixty two thousand people in Hiroshima
1:08:06
died as a result, plus another twenty
1:08:09
thousand in Nagasaki, bringing victims
1:08:11
to more than two hundred some say two hundred
1:08:13
and sixty thousand people. Okay?
1:08:15
So in three days, We
1:08:17
dropped two bombs and we killed over
1:08:19
a quarter million people. Okay?
1:08:22
Mhmm. Following the bombings, Japan surrendered,
1:08:25
Epra Haruhito announced on a radio broadcast.
1:08:28
September second, the formal surrender was
1:08:30
signed aboard the US battleship Missouri
1:08:32
anchored in Tokyo Bay. So
1:08:34
the United States detonated two nuclear bombs
1:08:37
over Japanese cities, neither
1:08:38
were military camps, Nagasaki
1:08:41
was a shipbuilding center so that some
1:08:43
skin in the game, but neither are military
1:08:45
camps, so we're killing women and children.
1:08:48
And I've
1:08:48
always thought of it as a military maneuver.
1:08:50
Right? We just got done owning the Nazis.
1:08:53
Truman said that in
1:08:55
order to invade Japan, would
1:08:57
have been a huge American and Japanese casualties,
1:09:00
so we ordered a new weapon to bring this thing
1:09:02
to a speedy end. But many think he was also
1:09:04
an actor event for a Japanese attack on
1:09:06
pro harbor. What do you think? Do you
1:09:08
think there's a revenge factor to
1:09:10
us dropping the only two fucking nuclear
1:09:12
bombs that's ever been dropped in the history of the world? I'm
1:09:14
Pearl Harbor. Yes. I
1:09:17
said, Pearl Harbor. Yeah. Yeah. But no, what do you
1:09:19
think? Yeah. I mean, I'm I'm assuade by
1:09:21
the fact that they had to drop too because
1:09:24
Japan really would
1:09:25
not surrender. They I mean, I think it's
1:09:27
known that they were just going to fight to
1:09:29
the death, so
1:09:31
that motivation is more
1:09:33
telling than any sort revenge, I think
1:09:36
I think they were looking at kind
1:09:37
of the tactics of it. At least that's the story I've
1:09:39
heard. And I I don't know if it's true or not,
1:09:42
but They're famously known for not for not
1:09:44
surrender. Is it is it true that they
1:09:46
dropped a atomic bomb
1:09:48
off the coast first? I've always heard that rumor
1:09:51
to, like, show its power, and Japan
1:09:53
was still not swayed. The Kini Island did
1:09:55
its testing out there. Yeah. I don't know if it directly
1:09:58
happened that way, but that's what I mean by I'm
1:09:59
weighed. I'm swayed by that theory that
1:10:02
they just were not going to surrender,
1:10:04
so we had to do something to
1:10:06
to
1:10:06
end the war. Yeah.
1:10:08
I I just like like we think
1:10:10
of the brutality of war and we always, like, point
1:10:12
out the brutality of the, you know, pro
1:10:14
harbor attacks. Right? Like, we we tend
1:10:16
to
1:10:17
to to internalize that more so, but
1:10:19
to think of two hundred and sixty thousand
1:10:21
Japanese, most of them non military
1:10:23
-- Yeah. -- being wiped out by two fucking nuclear
1:10:25
bombs. that there is certain degree,
1:10:27
like so what did it save us? It
1:10:29
saved us a ton of casualties, and
1:10:32
it it's the only thing that forced their
1:10:34
fucking hands. That's but they have it
1:10:36
when you go and look at the greatest
1:10:38
acts of revenge in history, almost
1:10:40
every one of those lists. And again, we're gonna
1:10:43
do part two of this because there's so many of it.
1:10:45
on almost every one of those lists is
1:10:47
the bombing of Hiroshima and
1:10:49
Nagasaki. don't look at it that way.
1:10:54
I I don't either, but the way the
1:10:56
Jewish Avengers were gonna poison the water
1:10:58
supply and kill all the the the Germans. Yeah. I
1:11:00
don't agree with that just because it's women children.
1:11:02
So it's not a military focused thing.
1:11:04
So whenever you're killing just
1:11:07
everybody,
1:11:08
I Like, what, like, what do I do? Do I
1:11:10
sit here as a as a history podcast? And
1:11:13
second guess, Truman's decision
1:11:16
to to drop two nuclear,
1:11:19
two atomic bomb. I don't know. Yes. Like, I don't
1:11:21
know what it is. Like, I don't know enough. But that's why I'm I'm
1:11:23
gonna start the Pacific. Honestly, like, I
1:11:25
I mean, because I kinda know how it ends. because, yeah, I don't
1:11:27
I don't wanna see American soldiers die.
1:11:29
That's last thing I wanna see. Right. But I don't
1:11:31
wanna kill women and kids. Two hundred and sixty thousand.
1:11:34
Like, this wasn't like,
1:11:35
you know, you dropped the first one and you killed
1:11:37
eighty thousand that day. Mhmm. That
1:11:40
sends a message. that eighty
1:11:42
becomes over a hundred. Yeah. think it's
1:11:44
the difference though between kind of
1:11:46
like as we've brought up before nine eleven when
1:11:48
there's a singular event of like
1:11:50
a lot of death. Right? As opposed to
1:11:53
a drawn out war. So that, like,
1:11:55
the invasion of would
1:11:57
eventually have caused so many lives
1:11:59
and
1:11:59
So goes the logic. Right? Like, that's
1:12:02
what why
1:12:02
they would have dropped the bomb? because it would have
1:12:05
cost so many on both sides, honestly.
1:12:07
I
1:12:07
just It's a ton of lives and probably
1:12:10
another year or two to even get all the way
1:12:12
to we could have, I guess, endured could
1:12:15
have lost the war still
1:12:17
if we didn't. It was long it was
1:12:19
a long and by the way, the Japanese did
1:12:21
a lot
1:12:22
to deserve
1:12:23
getting bombed. But again, we wouldn't have lost because
1:12:25
we had them on the ropes at that point. Yeah.
1:12:27
Yeah. Yeah. That's a long But they would have been
1:12:29
a long drawn out thing. We're It would have yeah. They
1:12:31
would have fought to death and would have been impossible
1:12:34
to, like -- I don't
1:12:35
get them to surrender. when Toadja
1:12:37
was captured by the Americans at the end. I
1:12:39
was gonna say he goes down
1:12:41
as imagine not surrendering
1:12:43
after the
1:12:45
first atomic bomb has dropped. So you
1:12:47
say you're one of the most powerful
1:12:49
empires ever in that sense. So he tried to
1:12:51
shoot himself in the heart. Yeah. So he he says
1:12:53
they're gonna surrender. He tries to shoot himself in
1:12:55
the heart. We resuscitate him.
1:12:57
Right? We resuscitate this guy. After
1:13:00
recovering from his injuries, Tojo has
1:13:02
moved to Sugamo prison where he received
1:13:04
a new set of dentures made by
1:13:06
an American dentist. And here's where I think white
1:13:08
we get little petty. We can all agree on that.
1:13:11
The American dentist who made him the dentures,
1:13:14
he put he drilled into the dentures. Remember
1:13:17
Pearl Harbor in Morse code inside
1:13:19
the fucking guy's dentures. That's kinda
1:13:21
cool. I love that. Yeah. Like I I like I love
1:13:23
that shit. Tojo was you know, so we
1:13:25
revived him we gave him a set of dentures
1:13:27
and said, remember Pearl Harbor, that we sentenced
1:13:30
him to death. And he
1:13:32
was hung or hanged a week before
1:13:34
his sixty fourth birthday. on December
1:13:36
twenty third nineteen forty eight. In his
1:13:38
final statement, he apologized for the atrocities
1:13:41
committed by the Japanese military and
1:13:43
urged the American to American military
1:13:45
to show compassion towards the Japanese
1:13:48
people who had suffered devastating air
1:13:50
attacks and the two atomic bombing. So
1:13:53
listen, don't wanna draw any conclusions because
1:13:55
since it's history, draw your own conclusions.
1:13:57
But I'm telling you, for the first time in
1:14:00
my fifty years, I'm looking at Pearl
1:14:02
Harbor, excuse me, at the bombings
1:14:04
of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a little bit
1:14:06
different than I've looked at it before. You know, and I
1:14:08
think that's probably one of the reasons why I do the stupid
1:14:10
fuck thing. Alright. So that's it for the twisted
1:14:12
history of we do a stoop thing.
1:14:14
Twisted history events. Couple of feedback
1:14:17
still on mascots. People are sending me
1:14:19
mask out stuff in fast and furious. I love
1:14:21
it. Keep them going.
1:14:22
There's a guy, trace
1:14:24
clapping. Claughlin. Large,
1:14:26
I know you already did an addendum to the mascots
1:14:28
episode, but there's a high school in Nebraska. That's
1:14:31
the fairberry Jeff's. Oh. Look at
1:14:33
that. the fairberry jeffs, and
1:14:35
it looks like me. So it's named after
1:14:38
you, and it looks like fucking
1:14:40
me. That's our new mascot. Yeah. If anybody
1:14:43
I don't know if you can get me some swag from the
1:14:45
fairberry jeffs in Nebraska, I
1:14:47
will rock the shit out of it. That second
1:14:49
guy, Matt Gilmore, just listened to
1:14:51
the most recent twisted history mascots
1:14:54
immediately came to mind a couple.
1:14:56
North Dakota has a town called Devil's
1:14:58
Lake. Right?
1:14:59
And
1:15:00
devil's lake, their nickname mascot
1:15:02
was the Satan's. The devil's Lake
1:15:04
Satan's. It's great mascot. Cool.
1:15:06
That's great. And because we can't have anything nice,
1:15:09
You had to pick a new name in two thousand
1:15:11
three. And
1:15:12
the name that they picked after
1:15:14
they did a student vote was the devil's
1:15:16
lake blaze. but
1:15:19
then
1:15:19
they had to get rid of that because everyone thought
1:15:21
it was because everyone's, like, smoking weed.
1:15:23
No. So then they wound up with the firebirds.
1:15:25
So the devil's lake firebirds is not
1:15:28
bad. But
1:15:28
imagine you're playing the devil's lake, Satan's.
1:15:31
Satan's is cool. I'm I've always I've heard the devils, but
1:15:33
never the Satan's love that. And
1:15:35
he goes on. This guy Matt Gilmore goes on.
1:15:37
This is the last thing. We're gonna wrap this up.
1:15:40
I have
1:15:40
a friend who grew up in a small town in West
1:15:43
Virginia called Poca.
1:15:45
So she is she? she attended
1:15:47
POCA High School. And you know what
1:15:50
their last their mascot name was?
1:15:53
The POCA dots. They were the dots. Is
1:15:55
it fucking great? Love it. So the polka dots.
1:15:57
Yeah. You've heard Lima, Ohio?
1:15:59
No. The
1:15:59
lima beans. Really? Lima beans. Yeah.
1:16:02
I know that. Yeah. So the polka dots,
1:16:04
lima beans, the devil's lake
1:16:06
Satan's. If you got them, keep them coming in.
1:16:08
I love them all. That was a twisted history of events.
1:16:10
We have plenty other events stories to talk about.
1:16:13
I might bang another one out next week. Thank
1:16:15
you, John. It's nice to see you back. Thank you,
1:16:17
Jeff, as always. Thanks, Andy, for doing
1:16:19
all that you do. We'll see you guys next week. Do you
1:16:21
have anything to to pump? I've got nothing
1:16:23
to pump, but
1:16:24
Oh, wait. We yeah. So -- Yeah. -- cyber Monday
1:16:26
will be done by the time this comes out. That doesn't
1:16:28
mean you can. keep warning for the Barcel storm,
1:16:30
contractually obligated to say that.
1:16:33
I'm gonna be in Nashville. I don't think anyone
1:16:35
could do anything with that. and I
1:16:37
got I got nothing with that. What are we doing, John? Are
1:16:39
we doing anything? We got rough and rally coming
1:16:41
up. Right? You and I? Yeah.
1:16:42
Not for a little while to say. Is this the one that
1:16:44
graced O'Malley's fighting in? Mali's finding in
1:16:46
it. Devon told me today they got a hell of a fucking
1:16:49
card. Hell yeah. Pac man Jones versus
1:16:51
-- Yeah. -- that one fucking guy, that
1:16:53
one ass kicker. So yeah. It's gonna be
1:16:55
good. Did Pac man fight in an earlier race? Pac man
1:16:57
lost too. Yeah. Skapes me
1:16:59
now with the fuck's name.
1:17:00
Okay. I old white guy. So it's a part
1:17:03
two. playing? Yeah.
1:17:04
Bobby Lang, lights out loud. Yeah.
1:17:06
Yeah. So he's fighting Lang again,
1:17:08
Bobby Lang for the second time. And that's where
1:17:10
Bobby's from. He's a Boston guy putting
1:17:12
dude. He's from Braintree, I think. Yeah. And
1:17:14
so rear admiral's coming down for it. I wanted
1:17:16
to be rear admiral at that. can't wait. There
1:17:20
they're trying to see if I could be
1:17:22
a rep for that one, but it's it's not looking
1:17:24
good. So I'm gonna have to wait till I go it goes
1:17:27
back to West Virginia. But either way, that's on the docket
1:17:29
too. and and that's it. Have we
1:17:31
done one in Boston yet? No. We've
1:17:33
never done a one in Boston. I feel like I mean, Boston's
1:17:35
where Barcelona started. It's gotta be the best
1:17:37
I think Matt yeah. So it's the atmosphere. Like, there
1:17:39
are better places to do it arguably
1:17:41
than West Virginia, but the West Virginia
1:17:44
athletic commission is very good with letting
1:17:46
us use smaller gloves and no headgear.
1:17:48
Right. So boxing commissions go by state to
1:17:50
state. Some of the New York is very, very
1:17:53
tough. So they probably wouldn't say in it. West
1:17:55
Virginia is known as the fucking place
1:17:57
of tough man competitions and stuff, so we get a
1:17:59
little bit
1:17:59
of easier time. Kentucky was the
1:18:02
place that if there's blood at all, fights
1:18:04
over. Right. That was the We don't we're just rough and
1:18:06
rowdy rules of all time. That ruined it. Oh,
1:18:08
so stay tuned for some we shot some
1:18:11
with Big Bang. You rough that match.
1:18:13
That's right. I'm wearing my first match with Big
1:18:15
Bang Zhang, which is awesome. We'll put some of
1:18:17
that out before probably rough and out of it. Do you feel
1:18:19
natural or you if you feel that place? felt
1:18:21
fucking very good. Oh, they look good up there. Yeah.
1:18:24
Tyson Fury fights this weekend.
1:18:26
He's fighting a Darche's order for the third time.
1:18:28
It's gonna be on ESPN plus for free
1:18:30
on Saturday afternoon. I think the car starts in one PM. We
1:18:32
just put that out. We just put out the Tyson Fury
1:18:34
thing, and I got a lot out of them. A lot
1:18:37
out of them. it was it was a lot it was pretty
1:18:39
it was a fun interview. So if you if you like
1:18:41
Tyson Fury and he always gives us something. We
1:18:43
were the first people we spoke to. The first American
1:18:46
news hour is You guys were talking loads
1:18:48
with with took my loads. Yeah. Took
1:18:50
my loads to come. So so
1:18:52
tune into that if you will, on a
1:18:54
barstool boxing the thirteenth round. And
1:18:57
and that's it, guys. Everybody have a good weekend.
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