*i feel the need to clarify that matt & han are always that mean to each other & that it's just a bit, not actual fightingfollow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta!follow matt @mattmonhil on insta!all of the ways you can listen to us, includi

31. resolutions & glee discourse

Jan 25th, 2021 1h 6m

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30. hot girls like personality tests *part 2*

Jan 13th, 2021 45m 26s

part two of laur & han taking the myers briggs personality test for each other! in this episode, han proves that she knows laur better than laur knows herself, and laur proves that— while accurate— she is a bad listener.follow us @twobaddecisi

29. taking personality tests for each other *part 1*

Jan 6th, 2021 44m 58s

part one of laur & han taking the myers briggs personality test for each other! tune in to see how well they really know each other. slight practice of gaslighting included.follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta!follow @shoptwobaddecisions to

28. online shopping & internalized misogyny

Jan 4th, 2021 1h 12m

laur & han attempt to online shop (contains some depop advice for beginners!!), but get distracted by their new interest in crystals. somehow, this results in a lil chat about the existence of god, morality, and internalized misogyny. enjoy the

27. bad tattoos & talking shit (w/ hannah)

Dec 24th, 2020 57m 19s

hannah elcan returns for another podcast!! in this episode, the three of them talk tattoos: current, future, and the worst they’ve ever seen. they also pitch a series of awful tattoo ideas to each other, one of which involves a raccoon tramp st

26. christmas gifts & matthew morrison

Dec 16th, 2020 1h

an hour of laur & han desperately trying not to tell each other what their christmas gifts are. includes long, awkward monologues from each party about the meaning behind the presents they bought. topped off with a little matthew morrison disco

25. little women but everyone dies

Dec 11th, 2020 1h 5m

warming: amy slander perpetuated by laur. in this episode, laur and han discuss the thing that’s gotten them closest to an actual fight— little women (2019). enjoy an hour of laur and han theorizing about any possible satisfactory ending to lit

24. bad driving & facetime calls *mukbang*

Dec 2nd, 2020 1h 1m

laur and han list all the driving mistakes they’ve made that call for the DMV to revoke their licenses, contributing to literally all of the stereotypes. matt makes his first guest appearance with an impromptu facetime call. enjoy a little mukb

23. things han hates about herself (w/ mariel)

Nov 25th, 2020 49m

we’re going down a road with seemingly no end once again, friends. laur & han force mariel to engage in their perverted obsession with personality quizzes & try to guess her answers along the way. laur gets strangely competitive, but still some

22. spooning & friend jealousy *vomit warning*

Nov 19th, 2020 39m 50s

a look into laur & han’s perceived complexes. laur reveals how intensely jealous she is of a possible future roomate, han brings up spooning for the hundredth time. for just a dollar a day you can sign our petition to absolutely force han to st

21. the 2020 election!

Nov 12th, 2020 1h 13m

celebrate the little victories with us this episode! disclaimer: we know biden’s win isn’t the end of our activism, but let’s take a moment to be relieved that trump is out of office. stream to hear our nerves the night before the election, and

20. incest & park rangers

Nov 4th, 2020 1h 2m

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19. midsommar vs. hereditary (w/ will)

Nov 1st, 2020 46m 48s

18. shark discourse & enneagram results *part 3*

Oct 29th, 2020 51m 48s

han & laur read the results of their enneagram personality test! includes a cute lil segment about the relationship between their results. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta!follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop!all of

17. enneagram & chill *part 2*

Oct 21st, 2020 52m 10s

part two of laur & han realizing their major character flaws. peep more of laur’s worm earrings in the thrilling saga of personality quizzes.follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta!follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop!all

16. worm earrings & enneagrams *part 1*

Oct 15th, 2020 57m 27s

laur & han take yet another personality quiz & get a little existential. stream this ep to listen to us delve into all of our emotional unrest (pt 1). follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta!follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our

15. the mariel & hannah special!

Oct 8th, 2020 1h 2m

for the first ever special guest appearance on the podcast, we have mariel & hannah! listen to laur & han interview them about first impressions, college experiences, and movie tropes. hear some classic retellings of laur & han stories, mariel

14. live updates w/ john from tinder

Sep 30th, 2020 48m 12s

laur & han catch up episode!! also, a live action recording of laur convincing a tinder match that he is, in fact, her father.follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta!follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop!all of the ways you

13. rbg & voting

Sep 23rd, 2020 57m 42s

laur & han discuss the unfortunate passing of rbg & what that means for the future of our country. please register to vote or check your registration with the link below.vote.orgfollow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta!follow @shoptwobaddecisi

12. jousting & physical fights *nyc edition*

Sep 16th, 2020 49m 20s

laur and han pit friends and enemies alike against each other in the ultimate new york fight bracket. they also discuss the logistics of competing for mariel’s hand in marriage (involves a lot of jousting). follow us @twobaddecisionspod on ins

11. laur & han vs. personality test *results*

Sep 9th, 2020 46m 18s

the finale of the unfortunate quiz series in which laur & han dissect their personality types. enjoy our feelings on relationships, marriage, children, work, and (regrettably) so much more (part 2).follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta!follo

10. laur & han vs. personality test (part 1)

Sep 2nd, 2020 44m 2s

laur & han review their 16 personalities quiz results. our apologies for three straight weeks of quizzes. listen to us vibe & psychoanalyze ourselves for an unreasonable amount of time (pt 1).follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta!follow @sho

9. laur hates libertarians *quiz results*

Aug 26th, 2020 47m 31s

laur & han dive deep into the world of quizzes, taking the infamous dark core quiz, the political quadrant quiz, the anger quiz, etc. click here to listen to han prove she’s the more stable friend & laur realize how much softer her friends have

8. ivy leagues & future plans

Aug 19th, 2020 1h 12m

born from a google deep dive, laur and han go on a tangent about their grudges against the ivy’s— which somehow takes up half the podcast. they share their future hopes and dreams with each other, ranging from their feelings about children to d