What year is it? About three whole months ago we were lucky enough to talk to the enchanting Knate Higgins aka Bunny Wonderland, and we tried to include the talented Kitty Willow, but our remote recording skills are seriously lacking. It gets r

E15: Shushed by the DJ

Oct 26th, 2019 1h 20m

This episode is an embarrassing combination of our talents; eating into the microphone and talking about a void of topics. We recorded it in the middle of our summer hiatus and Abby has forgotten to upload it for weeks and weeks. We go on about

E14: Harem Pants

Jul 2nd, 2019 49m 21s

Hi guys. We're sorry that it's been so long since we last uploaded an episode. We've been busy with weddings and LGBTQ pride. Anyway, Abby's been forgetting to upload this episode for a few weeks now, so here it is. Killdozer, asshole teenagers

E13: I Did Cry

Apr 30th, 2019 1h 4m

This week we're sharing embarrassing stories about falling down, Orville Peck, and the Satanic Temple!

E12: Dairy Queen Dundee

Apr 9th, 2019 1h

Hi creeps! This week we are all over the map. We talk about over-tipping your strippers, a girl telling drunk Sam that she looks like Smee, and Abby bombs in a game of What Do I Look Like!

E11: The Struggalo

Mar 20th, 2019 1h 1m

We're back for round two of the puke discussion. We also get pretty heavy into some ICP/Juggalos, talk about weird things we do when we're alone, and Tim indulges us in a creepy story from his past.

M5: Would You Rather

Mar 4th, 2019 29m 49s

Join us as we celebrate 6 months of Two Creeps and a Microphone by wheeze-laughing way too much.

E10: Tunz of Fun

Mar 2nd, 2019 1h 23m

What do you get when you combine talking too close to the microphone, a Bunny and the Fox drag show, and choking on fast food? You get this episode. Enjoy.

E9: Dessert First

Feb 17th, 2019 52m 45s

Hi creeps! This week we sat down with our personal pizzas and touched on some random topics. There's a little bit of politics, kissing on the mouth, some bad tattoos, and the usual random bits. Oh, and we leave a really embarrassing voicemail o

E8: Ted Bundy at Fyre Fest

Feb 4th, 2019 1h 5m

Ted Bundy, Fyre Fest, Ja Rule, need we say more?

M4: M'Lady

Feb 3rd, 2019 23m 16s

We sit down and have a very serious conversation about Tik Tok videos.

E7: A New Year

Jan 15th, 2019 1h 34m

Happy New Year! We have definitely fallen off the podcasting train over the holidays and we're sorry, ok? Listen in to this weeks comeback as we talk about our dopplegangers, the history of strange expressions, and give our review of Bird Box.

E6: Mandela Effect

Dec 6th, 2018 1h 4m

In the words of Wayne Newton, danke schoen for listening to this week's episode. We’re talking about the Mandela Effect and how it’s ruining our memories! We also discuss some embarrassing CD’s from our teen years and a bunch of other really im

E5: Missed Connections

Nov 12th, 2018 1h

You don't want to miss this episode. Seriously. We are talking about some intense missed connections, and even missed-connections turned connections-made. We also get to talk with the incredibly talented host of the wildly creative podcast "No

E4: Ghost Farnt

Nov 10th, 2018 1h 20m

Don't ask us what this episode is about, we don't know.

M3: Scary Stories

Oct 30th, 2018 16m 29s

We've been on a scary long hiatus! Here are some SCARY stories in the meantime!

E3: Urban Legends

Oct 15th, 2018 1h 22m

We're getting our creep on this week! Listen in as we explore the world of urban legends. From the creepy corners of the internet to mysterious sounds from the depths of the ocean. We even talk to a man about his terrifying encounter with a sin

M2: Snackanese

Oct 15th, 2018 15m 3s

Can you say ASMR? These Japanese Halloween treats sure are interesting!

E2: A Top Shelp Granolan

Oct 7th, 2018 55m 9s

Well, we're back, and we're keeping it weird. This week we talk about dog poop, Trader Joe's, and spontaneous combustion. Oh, and before we play some games Sam gives us a confusing review of one of our favorite creepy movies.

M1: Am I Not Funny Enough?

Oct 7th, 2018 9m 51s

It's our first minisode! Or in other words, it's the extra crap that doesn't fit in our regular episodes. Listen to us as we reflect on our first episode and make some sweet, spooky noises with our mouths.

E1: Kill Tom Cruise

Sep 24th, 2018 1h

Join us on our maiden voyage into podcasting. We talk about gross experiences in restaurants, play f*@k-marry-kill, and answer some stupid get-to-know-us questions to break the ice! Oh and you really won't want to miss the closing segment.

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