The series finale of Two Packs is a massive Pack Attack battle royale! Guest Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) and host Geoffrey Golden open packs of Zero Heroes and Pukeymon cards, then combine them to make a collectable card game. Who’s the

#50: Garbage Pail Kids (w/ R. Sikoryak)

May 3rd, 2017 22m

Guest R. Sikoryak (Terms and Conditions graphic novel) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! On this special behind-the-cards episode, Geoffrey interviews Bob about his time at Topps in the 1980s writing gags f

#49: Wanted By FBI + True Crime II (w/ Jamie Loftus)

Apr 27th, 2017 34m

Guest Jamie Loftus (Comedy Central) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of lawbreaking trading cards – Wanted By FBI (1993) and True Crime II (1992). While opening the packs, they d

#48: Gruesome Greetings + TMNT 3 (w/ Danny Lacy)

Apr 19th, 2017 29m

Guest Danny Lacy (Crack-Duck) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of ooze-covered cards – Gruesome Greetings (1992) and TMNT 3 (1993). While opening the packs, they discuss why the

#47: American Gladiators + Looney Tunes Comic Ball (w/ Grant Pardee)

Apr 13th, 2017 33m

Guest Grant Pardee (Vice) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of sports-ish cards – American Gladiators (1991) and Comic Ball IV: Comic Bowl (1992). While opening the packs, they di

#46: SNL + Coneheads (w/ Bennie Arthur)

Mar 23rd, 2017 36m

Guest Bennie Arthur (Drunk History) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of early 90s SNL cards – Saturday Night Live (1992) and Coneheads: The Movie (1993). While opening the packs,

#45: X-Force + Plasm (w/ Danielle Radford)

Mar 8th, 2017 35m

Guest Danielle Radford (Screen Junkies) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of early 90s superhero cards – X-Force (1991) and Plasm (1993). While opening the packs, they discuss cas

#44: Sliders + Fox Kids Network (w/ Julia Prescott)

Feb 18th, 2017 35m

Guest Julia Prescott (Cartoon Network) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Fox TV cards – Sliders (1997) and Fox Kids Network (1995). While opening the packs, they discuss their

#43: Archie Comics + Beverly Hills 90210 (w/ Erin Mallory Long)

Feb 8th, 2017 38m

Guest Erin Mallory Long (Cracked) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of cool teen cards – Archie Comics Cards (1992) and Beverly Hills 90210 (1991). While opening the packs, they d

#42: Who Framed Roger Rabbit? + MAD Magazine (w/ Aaron Sparrow)

Feb 1st, 2017 33m

Guest Aaron Sparrow (Darkwing Duck Comics) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of looney, toony cards – MAD Magazine (1992) and Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1987). While opening the pa

#41: Growing Pains + LAFFS (w/ Ryan Sandoval)

Jan 25th, 2017 33m

Guest Ryan Sandoval (Amazon Studios) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Urkel-riffic cards – LAFFS (1991) and Growing Pains (1988). While opening the packs, they discuss why so

#40: Toxic High School + Grossville High (w/ Stephen Perlstein)

Jan 20th, 2017 38m

Guest Stephen Perlstein (Cartoon Network’s Wabbit) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of disturbing high school cards – Grossville High (1986) and Toxic High School (1991). While o

#39: Meltdown Podcast network Crossover Special

Dec 21st, 2016 49m

Recorded LIVE at Los Angeles Comic Con 2016! From Anime to Zines, the Meltdown Podcast Network has a show for every type of geek and nerd out there. Join us as the Meltdown hosts collide in this one-of-a-kind geek podcast crossover. Hosted by G

#38: Gremlins + Universal Party Monsters (w/ Jenny Jaffe)

Dec 15th, 2016 36m

Guest Jenny Jaffe (Big Hero 6: The Series) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs’ all-holiday special! This week, they open packs of cards loosely themed around December holidays – Gremlins (1984) and Universal Party Monsters (1992). While o

#37: Wacko-Saurs + Disney’s Dinosaurs (w/ Hana Michels)

Dec 7th, 2016 29m

Guest Hana Michels (Funny or Die) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a pre-historic episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of dino cards – Disney’s Dinosaurs (1991) and Wacko-Saurs (1987). While opening the p

#36: Snow White + Adventures of Pinocchio (w/ Gail Golden)

Nov 29th, 2016 27m

Guest Gail Golden (“Mrs. Claus” in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade) joins her son (!) Geoffrey Golden for an enchanted episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of fairy tale cards – Snow White and the Se

#35: Lost + All My Children (w/ Joey Clift)

Nov 22nd, 2016 32m

Guest Joey Clift (The Nerdist) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a soapy episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of ABC drama cards – All My Children (1991) and Lost (2006) trading cards. While opening the pa

#34: PACK ATTACK: 24 vs. Austin Powers (w/ Asterios Kokkinos)

Nov 15th, 2016 45m

Pack Attack is back baby, yeah! Guest Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) and host Geoffrey Golden open packs from the 24 and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me collectible card games, then make up and play a game combining both cards. Will

#33: Fright Flicks + You Slay Me (w/ Yehudi Mercado at LA Comic-Con 2016)

Nov 7th, 2016 31m

Guest Yehudi Mercado (Rocket Salvage) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a spooktacular episode of Two Packs, the trading card comedy show, just in time for the scariest day of the year... Election Day! Live at Los Angeles Comic-Con, they open pack

#32: Sears Legends + Congo (w/ Brandon Bird)

Oct 18th, 2016 29m

Guest Brandon Bird (Astonishing World of Art) joins host Geoffrey Golden for an ape blasting episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Sears Legends (2014) and Congo: the Movie (1995) trading cards

#31: Saved by the Bell: The College Years + Happy Days (w/ Matt Kennedy)

Oct 13th, 2016 31m

Guest Matt Kennedy (Pod Sequentialism) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a super cool greaser episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Saved by the Bell: The College Years (1994) and Happy Days (1998

#30: Norfin Trolls + Adventures in Fantasy (w/ Renie Rivas)

Oct 4th, 2016 31m

Guest Renie Rivas (Mighty Magiswords) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a hair-raising episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Michael Whelan Adventures in Fantasy (1993) and Norfin Trolls (1993) tr

#29: Ninja Turtles (1st Movie)+ Ninja Turtles (Original Series) (w/ Jesse Snider

Sep 20th, 2016 27m

Guest Jesse Snider (Evil Ernie) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a turtle powered episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie (1990) and animated series (1989) trading

#28: Gong Show + Rock Stars (1979) (w/ Joshua Heller & Erika Brooks)

Sep 13th, 2016 33m

Guests Joshua Heller and Erika Brooks Adickman (2 Jews Talking) join host Geoffrey Golden for a macho macho episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Rock Stars (1979) and Gong Show trading cards.

#27: Magnum PI + Buck Rogers (w/ Lara Ingraham)

Sep 7th, 2016 27m

Guest Lara Ingraham (Key & Peele) joins host Geoffrey Golden for a mustachioed episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Magnum PI and Buck Rogers trading cards. While opening the packs, they discu