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What it is? What come to an

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exciting awkward naked version

0:36

of Tyris and Tim.

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I'm Tyris. This is Tim.

0:40

I'm Tyris. We're at yeah. We're at the Patriot Awards.

0:41

So You know I have fish

0:44

tanks. Yes. I have

0:46

several fish tanks. I have about forty

0:48

five different fish tanks and cyclist

0:50

and stuff, and I often would wonder what it was

0:52

like to

0:53

be on the other side of the fish tank as

0:55

they swim around and I just watch them. I

0:57

know how it feels now. we now know

0:59

-- Yeah. -- what it's like. And I gotta be

1:01

honest. I think gonna back up a little bit

1:03

from my tank when I get into it. And I just

1:05

No. I mean, yeah, because we're doing this.

1:08

Yeah. well, I guess it's gonna be on this this video

1:10

here. You're

1:10

with you there too. Yeah.

1:11

by a rope.

1:13

A rope. We have in fact taters.

1:15

Yes.

1:16

And we're sitting here watching, and it's

1:18

like, people get to see that. We actually usually,

1:20

Devin is sitting over here, but she's not on. There's

1:22

And Devin Big League does. Devin Big

1:24

League does. Devon. She's

1:25

like not today, because we sit down and

1:27

we don't know where what we're gonna talk about.

1:29

No. You

1:30

know, we really don't. And I think I

1:33

think the fact that well, We are at

1:35

the Patriot Awards. Right.

1:37

The Hard Rock Hotel.

1:38

Yeah. Also known as Pete

1:41

Hexeth time to shine.

1:42

Yes. Yes. Yeah. Like, this

1:44

is It's the beach show.

1:46

Yeah. Like, you know how Mariah Carey,

1:49

like, she feels about Christmas. Yes.

1:51

That's Pete Hexeth at the

1:52

Patreon. It's his thing. He said his

1:55

hair is extra slicked back. Yeah.

1:57

He said the extra gel in. Yeah. He's

1:59

he's But the truth.

1:59

It's There's gel and then

2:01

there's gel for the troops. Yes. And he is

2:03

he's gone full regalia. Full regalia?

2:05

We we don't use that term an area

2:08

time. narrowing. It's when we go. Oh, thank

2:10

you. I did it. It's

2:11

crazy because I didn't need to know that

2:13

Pete Hexeth was hosting

2:14

the Patreon awards -- Yeah. -- to know that

2:17

Pete Hexeth even if I didn't know. Like, if someone

2:19

said, hey, Patreon rewards tomorrow. I'll be

2:21

like, oh, Pete, I'll post it. How's Pete do it? Yeah.

2:23

Pete ready? I think he's

2:25

ready. His jacket was

2:27

the American flag interior. He's just

2:29

cleaned and pressed. Of course. Of course. Ready

2:31

to go. And then, of course, we're doing

2:33

gut filled.

2:34

Kinda live?

2:36

Yeah.

2:37

Live here and then on later

2:39

the night and that

2:42

cat calls and not

2:44

calls to cat. No. Just in

2:46

general. I think that was the theme.

2:49

Yes. Well So we need to teach our

2:51

audience Well,

2:53

by the time they hear this, they'll

2:55

be too late, right, for next time.

2:57

Well, yes. Because I think also the issue

2:59

was today we're filming at,

3:01

like, two thirty.

3:02

Is it the same place?

3:04

Yes. But yesterday, we filmed at, like,

3:06

six thirty

3:07

-- Yes. -- and they'd all been drinking I mean,

3:09

their Three four, but

3:11

three. But probably beforehand. Look,

3:13

people on vacation, people are

3:15

drinking. I have yet to have a

3:17

drink in Florida.

3:18

No. Well, when

3:20

they said they're on the five, I

3:22

don't think I don't think they were even talking about

3:24

the five the show. No. It was a five

3:26

drink minimum to get ready. Yeah.

3:28

for the show because if they

3:30

were guitars, everybody was tuned up.

3:32

It was, like, right it was ready to go. It was -- Yeah.

3:35

Absolutely. -- ready to go in. I And

3:37

then you can't have Pete on? No. With his

3:39

slick hair because you're gonna get a I love you Pete's

3:41

on. Oh,

3:42

it was all night long. I I'm

3:44

surprised that nobody rushed the stage and

3:46

physically try to grab

3:47

it. There was a cup well, you know what? There

3:50

was a couple of rushed

3:51

filming. Yeah. and

3:53

then, you know, because people wanna just

3:55

walk up and

3:56

film the show, and I I wanna let

3:58

them know it's okay. We're filming it. We

4:00

got it covered. Like, you could You

4:02

see it tonight, but then I watched the show

4:04

back and all our thunder

4:06

got stolen by the lady

4:08

behind me with the blue hair. Oh,

4:10

yeah. She has become an Internet

4:12

sensation and Yes. And what

4:15

if you're go if you're going to be disinterested

4:18

in the show -- Yeah. and

4:20

text the whole time. Yes. Don't have

4:22

blue hair. Yeah. That's true.

4:24

Do not stand out. Right up

4:27

there. Yeah. Like, sheon several

4:29

times. Yeah. She text. Yeah.

4:31

She looked around. She agreed with one thing I

4:33

said. Yeah. And I know that because she turned

4:35

and was like, yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one.

4:37

But Yeah. She's a she

4:39

I think she's a Internet sensation now. But you

4:41

are

4:41

also in a different seat because you add

4:44

the audience behind you.

4:45

Yeah. Which is always my favorite thing is that

4:47

people behind me might work.

4:48

Well, I'm often several times a week. I'm

4:50

like that. And people on the Internet will

4:52

be like, why

4:53

where's she looking. Like, why she keep looking

4:55

back? Is she looking at a camera? I'm like, if I

4:57

wanna look at myself in the camera, I can look there's cameras

4:59

all over the place.

5:00

Well, you're married to a

5:02

a servicemen. So you're half

5:04

Yeah. Servicewoman.

5:05

Yes. And you're worried about your

5:07

six. Yeah. But that's kinda well, it would be

5:09

a three because -- Right. -- it's half. But

5:11

yeah. It's

5:11

like I'm looking back at the audience because it feels

5:14

so weird to sometimes just like

5:16

have them all behind you.

5:17

Yeah. And as a rule, I trust no one.

5:20

So I'm always like Yeah. you

5:22

know, and and when there's a bright

5:24

blue head of hair -- Mhmm. --

5:25

you just kinda have to look.

5:27

Yeah. That's not our typical base. but

5:30

also that's You know, like, people hair dye is

5:32

not a big thing unless it's stone white

5:34

or jet black. You want Those are our two

5:37

Those are our two hair dye fan base.

5:39

You walk people to look. Yeah. Like,

5:40

you're not born with blue hair.

5:42

No. No matter how much you want

5:44

to. Yeah. Yeah.

5:44

That's why I just Like, that's a decision that you

5:47

make, and it's a process. Like, you you

5:49

you have to dye your hair deplete your hair and then

5:51

dye blue or whatever.

5:51

You gotta go blonde first. Yeah. and

5:54

then It's a tool. So then you

5:55

have you have a time there, like, okay, I could just stay

5:58

blonde and still fit in. But, no, if

5:59

you take two steps, for

6:01

the blue hair. So you want people to look at

6:03

you. You're not like, you

6:04

know what? I really just wanna blend in.

6:06

I think for hair my hair color, I'm gonna go

6:09

with blue. But then she countered

6:11

it because she did not want to

6:13

just be noticed for her hair. Right.

6:15

Or her or

6:16

her She

6:18

went with a full doctor Seuss yellow

6:20

and orange

6:22

dress with frills. Yeah. Like,

6:25

she was going to be noticed whether

6:27

you wanted it or not. I'd like,

6:29

I felt like if you were doing LSD, that

6:31

would be the flower. Yeah. You

6:33

would see. It was like that just crazy.

6:35

because so she went Second

6:37

season. She thought the Patriot

6:38

Awards was an LSD party.

6:40

yeah,

6:40

or a doctor Seuss award. She could

6:43

see how that could could

6:45

happen because she had, like, a kerfuffle --

6:47

Yeah. -- dress going on. But, like, That's

6:49

all every time it went to me, I

6:51

was like, well, there she is. So mission

6:53

accomplished. I

6:54

don't think anybody at the Patriot Awards

6:56

is on acid.

6:58

But what if I'm wrong?

6:59

Maybe What if someone

7:00

was, like, perfect time to take a tab? They

7:02

just all brought it out. Oh, nice. Patriot

7:04

Awards. We're also we're making America great

7:06

again and we're bringing back queeludes. Yeah.

7:09

Like, you know, they're

7:11

back. We found some in the

7:13

safe, and we've we've never

7:15

been a better time to buy gold. Yes.

7:17

Silver. And coileds are

7:19

back. Absolutely. Yeah. But I have no idea what

7:21

it is. I think I heard my mother talk about it

7:23

briefly when I was like five saying that she would

7:25

never talk to that guy again. because he was

7:27

on Quail outs and -- Yeah. --

7:29

I had no clue, but apparently --

7:32

Yeah. I don't know. -- it was so good they discontinued

7:34

it.

7:35

Yeah. I might yeah. Perhaps.

7:36

They lost the recipe. Yeah. It was

7:38

a big deal. Yeah. Apparently. Big deals.

7:40

I think it was around the same time. People were doing a lot

7:42

of coke. Right. So then, like, you're doing a

7:44

lot of coke. They're too wake. What do you need? You need

7:46

to tranquilize yourself to go

7:47

to So that's what Quailude was was, I

7:50

guess, lewd. Yeah. because I'm thinking it made

7:52

you rude. like like quailood,

7:54

like you just I

7:54

think it was a sleepy thing. I don't

7:56

know. We really need somebody from the sixties to

7:58

explain it to us. Yeah. We should. Yeah. Is

8:00

there anyone here Is anybody It's big

8:02

into Kailu's at the time and let you answer a

8:04

couple questions. Yeah. Okay.

8:06

Thank you. We

8:06

have a Oh, here we go. There we go. Anybody. We

8:09

have a professor from Ohio State. will

8:12

protect his real name. Any anybody

8:14

can explain to me. Yeah.

8:16

What a quailoo. What a quailoo? And why

8:18

did it fail? Why did it Because I think it's

8:20

important today to figure out what things

8:22

didn't work. Yeah. I don't know why

8:24

it failed. Right. So it

8:26

was winning. It was like the it was winning. Yeah.

8:28

Yeah. It was too good. It was six up.

8:30

Other things came along and, you know, just move on.

8:32

So it was like buggy whips. Like, at the time

8:34

-- Yeah. -- to get a horse moving, you

8:36

need a buggy whips. But then

8:39

cars came and you didn't need a buggy with anymore.

8:41

So

8:41

yeah. Quailings were, like, dinosaur is

8:44

their time was just

8:45

So he's not forgotten. He's not forgotten.

8:48

Bam. No. No. I so

8:49

glad someone's finally talking about this.

8:51

I

8:51

assume about it all the time. Yeah.

8:54

I'm so glad somebody's finally talking about this. Thank

8:56

you. See, this

8:57

is why, like, there's so many

8:59

untapped markets that we didn't even know about. No. There's

9:01

a there like, there's a the

9:03

people here we bring up Quail Loo. There's a guy being,

9:05

like, I'm so glad you brought that

9:06

up. Yeah. It's not every

9:08

day a professor from

9:11

Ohio State who just happens to

9:13

know a lot about the pharmaceutical industry.

9:15

is

9:15

just walking by. No. Why?

9:18

Why not? That's just that's what happens at the Patriot

9:20

Awards. It takes Patriot Awards. It takes

9:22

all crazy. Tires

9:22

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9:25

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9:43

here are very excited. We've been

9:45

super busy like nonstop

9:47

work, and

9:48

it's just funny even people watching

9:50

the show. Like, some people think they know

9:53

certain, like, yesterday, I was walking around. I was drinking

9:55

a seltzer water with a lime in it. Someone was

9:57

like, what are you drinking? I was like, I'm drinking, like,

9:59

what the

9:59

queue? I'm like, I'm

9:59

drinking self You're just

10:00

drinking a seltzer water because A lot

10:02

of people

10:03

don't know this, but being drunk in front of

10:05

the camera doesn't work. No. Does it --

10:07

Yeah. -- doesn't work? You think you're hilarious.

10:09

Right. You're and then you watch the tape

10:11

back. And you're like, was my

10:13

eye wonky the entire time?

10:15

Yeah. Drilling, you

10:17

know, a really slow

10:19

response. really long

10:21

stories. Yes. And then stand up, I So

10:23

it's like Emily Campano, basically.

10:26

Yes. Yeah. In

10:26

stand up, you go through that where it's like, you know, if

10:29

you go to, like, back talking, like, back in the day

10:31

when I was living in D. C. doing a lot of open

10:32

minds. So the nineties. In the late nineties.

10:35

Back in the day, early two

10:37

thousand. like ten years ago. Yeah.

10:39

Yeah. And

10:39

I was doing a lot of open mics and there'd be people that would come

10:41

do them and they'd be just like, shag

10:43

faced. And then they get off stage and be like, how would

10:45

I do? I'm like, were you because

10:47

they don't anybody who's ever

10:49

been pulled over by a police officer.

10:52

Thank you

10:52

for your service. Yeah. That's

10:54

drunk always thinks Yeah. They

10:56

can out talk the drunkness. Yeah.

10:58

Because your mind isn't

11:00

drunk. Yeah. So your mind's like,

11:02

listen, just tell him I

11:03

was tired. It was a late night.

11:06

I'm fine. Just trying to get home. I

11:08

was out doing charity work for the children.

11:10

Yeah. And I was swerving

11:12

because I was just praying to the Lord

11:14

so

11:14

loud. But when it

11:15

comes out, it's like -- Mhmm. Yeah. -- there's

11:17

drink and I'm not drunk. Yeah.

11:19

And then but

11:22

in your brain, you just said, good

11:24

evening officer. How are we doing?

11:26

If you watch cops, they always say, like,

11:28

I had two beers. It's always never why. It's always

11:31

exactly two beers. It's like I that

11:33

way, he's gonna think I'm being honest with

11:34

them. Like, you know what? It's but at least He's

11:37

two beers. It's like, at

11:38

least you give the officer

11:41

the respect of saying

11:43

two drinks. Because in my

11:45

household, I'd be like you've had too much I've

11:47

had one drink. Yeah. I've just

11:49

had one drink.

11:51

Yeah. Oh, gosh. I'm like,

11:54

you didn't have one. You had one five

11:56

minutes ago. But you had so

11:58

at least the police officers get

12:00

the

12:00

respects. I don't know if if

12:02

Cam

12:03

tells the truth when you call him out and be like I

12:05

can always sell. Yeah. I yeah.

12:07

Anytime Ingrid's

12:09

had more than one, I know she's never

12:11

had just one. Right. In ten

12:13

years, has never had just one. I don't

12:15

care where we are. I'll have

12:17

one glass of wine and then be like, oh, that's

12:19

my limit. Yeah.

12:20

It's like seven later. Yeah.

12:22

And it's

12:22

like I'll have one more. And

12:24

she

12:24

thinks she gets funnier -- Yeah. --

12:26

as she drinks. but

12:29

no one's ever been brave enough to tell her

12:31

that she's not. And then I

12:34

always had enough and then

12:35

I always had enough and be like, look. I think

12:37

I know a little something about comedy. This

12:39

ain't it kid, and then and then it'll be you're

12:42

just jealous.

12:42

Well, you you left. We had that

12:45

part,

12:45

like, add something. Yeah. I was out. Yes. Early,

12:47

I stayed

12:47

till ten thirty. I didn't drink at all. because, like,

12:50

actually, I'm a drink in, like, more than two weeks just

12:52

because I like to take breaks. Again,

12:54

we talk about this all the time. If I had

12:56

an alcohol problem, Greg would not

12:58

be able to say those things on the show because that would

13:00

be like a legal liability.

13:01

Yeah. Like And he knew.

13:03

Right.

13:04

Like,

13:04

she's completely hammered today, but yet

13:07

I keep putting her on TV. Right. That

13:09

says more about him. than

13:10

you. Right?

13:11

If I was actually, like, that much of a

13:14

boos bag where he thought that there was

13:16

maybe even a whisper of a possibility that I'd

13:18

have to do a stay at passages Malibu,

13:20

he would not do that because then he's making

13:22

fun of a disability. And then We're

13:24

all

13:24

in the green room. We're the only one seen cat.

13:27

Yeah. He her in a maker's

13:29

marker in the bathroom getting ready for the show.

13:31

If I were real

13:32

alcoholic or drug addict, that would actually

13:35

be so lucrative for me because I would have

13:37

such an

13:37

An amazing case. It's almost

13:40

worth

13:40

thinking about -- Oh, thinking about

13:43

doing the idea. -- physical alcoholism.

13:45

Now look, We here at tiresative

13:47

do not condone alcoholism --

13:49

No. We -- at all. No. Yeah. But if you will

13:51

-- disease -- get paid for it and don't

13:53

drive. Yeah. Exactly. That's the two two

13:55

bugaboo. So -- Exactly. -- maybe the next

13:57

time he does that joke, I'll be like,

13:59

ugh, god filled. But

14:01

You

14:01

know she has a problem. Yeah. But

14:03

it I would tear you, sir. As

14:04

the night went on, it became, you know, as

14:06

we know, you know, Greg's sister and

14:09

brother-in-law, you remember from I was

14:11

at Nash Miller Dallas. See,

14:12

this is where it's partying. I

14:15

always leave. Yeah. Like, a lot of you guys

14:17

don't know this, but I'm a ninja. Yes.

14:19

You are. I know I'm six AM. not here.

14:21

But no one knows how to get out of a room,

14:23

slicker, quieter, and quicker.

14:26

It's true. Yeah. It doesn't matter if

14:28

it's court. a party, your

14:30

honor,

14:30

we call, where'd he

14:32

go? He was here just a minute ago. Like, I am

14:34

the master at getting out of even last night. It's

14:36

like I just I said, I what I do

14:38

is my I think I can talk about this because, again,

14:41

by the time this air is we'll be out of here.

14:43

Yeah. I

14:43

go around and purposely have conversations

14:46

with everybody. So

14:47

everyone was like, yeah, I just talked to him a second

14:50

ago. So

14:50

that's my setup. I worked around

14:52

you a second ago. So and

14:55

then I go, I make sure I talk to everybody.

14:57

Family is long enough to

14:58

where we have some meaningful conversation.

15:01

of some sort, and then

15:04

make my way, make my way, and I go, did I talk to

15:06

everyone? Did I talk to everyone? And

15:08

then

15:09

boom, smoke bomb gone? Like, that's

15:12

that's the move.

15:12

Well, I was sitting down just chilling

15:15

relaxing and people started

15:17

to dance. Like, Greg's sister, Greg's

15:19

brother-in-law, Elves. They got Elves party.

15:21

Yeah. They started dance. And I and and

15:23

she goes cat dance. There's

15:23

no music, by the way, ladies and gentlemen. There

15:26

is no music whether this dancing is happening.

15:28

Yeah.

15:28

Like a fake

15:29

It's, like, rhythmic -- Yeah. Like -- Dance with

15:31

background. And I'm sitting there and I have my sandals on.

15:33

My sandals have no grip. So I'm sitting there.

15:35

She's she's, like, dance with me and I'm, like, no.

15:37

And she grabs me and pulls me and

15:39

drags me

15:39

across the cap. For the record is eighty

15:41

seven days. I

15:43

had no

15:43

choice. Yeah. You gotta go. Yeah.

15:46

Yeah. So

15:46

what was it a waltz? Was it

15:48

a

15:48

was it a a dance battle?

15:50

Yeah. It

15:50

was a little more freestyle, I would

15:53

say. Did anybody

15:54

do the robot? No.

15:55

I just don't know how they meet to her credit.

15:57

Love Greg's sister. I mean, she's

15:59

partying, but

15:59

then she's up.

16:01

she's ready to go? Well, he's like that

16:03

too. I guess, I I think I can't do

16:05

that. I

16:06

I if the

16:08

only time I really drink,

16:09

drink is in my house. Yeah. Because

16:12

then I don't have to go far

16:14

anywhere. And usually just sleep where I

16:16

started. Yeah. So I will start in

16:18

my chair and I will

16:19

finish in my chair, you

16:22

know. Yeah. And that's and that's it. An

16:24

occasional

16:24

bathroom break. Yeah. You know, because

16:26

and that's it. because I don't have to go anywhere

16:29

And if anyone disagrees with me, I could just

16:31

say it's my house. Yeah.

16:32

Yesterday, I was like, well, I have to get up at

16:34

six thirty. So I'm not gonna and I've got up.

16:36

I worked out. feeling

16:37

good. We have a long day today.

16:39

Yep. It's really long good. No need

16:41

to do, you know, do it. You

16:43

cannot and plus

16:44

as you get older -- Yeah.

16:46

you

16:46

can't drink like you used to?

16:49

No. Like, there's like, the

16:51

twenties, you can get drunk and,

16:53

like, throw up and then just be fine.

16:55

But I just gotta throw up and you can go about

16:57

your day. You can't do that in your forties.

16:59

Remarkable.

16:59

When I was in intern at the Washington Times

17:01

and I was like, I was twenty. I had a I

17:03

had an I just used an ID that said I was

17:05

twenty one. Right. I I hope the

17:07

statute of limitations on that's over,

17:10

you know.

17:10

Yeah. You're just a coach over twenty one. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

17:12

I yeah. Thirty four now. Yeah. Yeah. So you're

17:14

good. But I and, like, I

17:15

would go out and I had to be on the shuttle bus

17:18

at, like, seven or eight in the morning every

17:20

morning and I never had a problem. I

17:22

never felt bad going into work because like

17:24

I was so excited to have this internship. I fought for

17:26

this internship I did a great job. I had

17:28

ten front page

17:28

articles in a ten week internship

17:31

session. You can do it. out

17:32

drinking to some not every

17:34

night, but some nights, I'd be out super late

17:36

drinking I'd be on that shuttle bus ready

17:38

to go. See, for

17:39

me, it was when

17:43

I

17:43

was thirty four, did I

17:46

stop? publicly

17:46

drinking. Oh. Because I was fresh

17:48

off a divorce and went out partying

17:50

every night and got

17:53

drunk with my boys every night and

17:55

got

17:55

three children in three months. So Two or

17:57

nine. Yeah. So I say, yeah, I didn't

17:59

want four. Three

18:01

So I just said, you know what?

18:04

One, I can't afford a drink anymore

18:06

because I have to raise children. Yeah. And

18:09

and two, I

18:09

gotta stop drinking because I make really bad decisions.

18:12

Yeah. I love my kids. But again,

18:15

preferably one donor. is

18:17

usually the better way to go. You like

18:19

to be a one who yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

18:21

I have the United Nations because

18:23

as you all know, wounds are attached to brains

18:26

and personalities. Right. And they don't

18:28

always see eye to eye. Right.

18:30

With you. With you or each other. Yeah.

18:32

Especially when they they thought they were the only

18:34

one. Mhmm. You know? And they have

18:36

evidence that continues

18:38

to

18:38

grow. your kids are like six

18:40

feet tall. It's a constant reminder. Every time I'm like, you

18:42

know, I'm gonna let him go oh,

18:45

there goes

18:45

one of his you know, it's like yeah. It's not

18:47

Yeah. Actually, Thanksgiving, I get all I'm getting all my

18:49

kids together for Thanksgiving. Yeah. So that's

18:52

gonna be it's gonna be fun. But

18:55

It's not

18:55

it's my first vacation in six years. So I

18:57

was gonna say. I'm off the grid. I'm

19:00

I'm done. I won't post I'm

19:02

actually leaving my phone in my truck for ten

19:04

days. Oh, wow. Just to see what happens.

19:06

You know?

19:07

Just let's just see what

19:10

happens. Awesome.

19:10

If the world stops. I

19:12

know someone's like, what is

19:13

this emergency? Well, everybody I

19:16

care about

19:17

wasn't even registered. And

19:20

everybody that I can't reach out to is in another

19:22

state. So

19:22

even if something happened, other than me going,

19:24

no. Oh my god. What do you want?

19:26

Oh, no. No. There's not much else

19:28

I can do. Right. You know, I guess I

19:30

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19:52

was I think that was I went

19:54

and saw Bill Bur, like,

19:56

eight years ago. Bill Bur is

19:59

lunch. He

19:59

says, yeah, he's

19:59

awesome. Yeah. So

20:00

he was he was a there was a woman on her

20:03

phone. And, like, texting, he was like, he called her

20:05

out. He said, Jabby phone. She's like, I'm tying in, like,

20:07

my my kid is a homie. He's

20:09

like, Well, some's happening to your kid, there's nothing you can do

20:10

about it right here. No. What? No.

20:12

Other than go. No. No. Your kid, if

20:14

your kid's in trouble, your kid's there's nothing you're

20:16

gonna do to be able

20:18

to solve that. And another thing I'm

20:19

gonna do is I'm not gonna watch the

20:22

news. Yeah. I

20:23

am not gonna watch the news. I'll just occasionally

20:26

look out my house

20:27

and see if I see planes or any bombs

20:29

going off. And if that's

20:30

not happening, we're good. That was For

20:32

ten days. Yeah. When

20:33

I was when

20:35

I was on my honeymoon, I didn't really look at

20:37

any news. I was just really at the moment. And that

20:39

was when Biden gave that speech that

20:41

with behind that, like, read back ground

20:43

or whatever. Oh, lord

20:44

lord Yeah. Lord Biden. Yeah. That

20:46

that that picture and I I just like, I went on

20:48

Twitter for the first time just for, like, a second.

20:51

And then

20:51

I I saw that picture everywhere, and I quote you, and I'm like, is this real?

20:53

Like, I didn't I I didn't know because I I had

20:55

not been on social

20:58

media

20:58

for like a I had seen that speech

21:00

before, but it was in the empire

21:02

strikes back and

21:04

return of

21:04

the jedi. Like, it was

21:06

it

21:06

literally if you don't watch a

21:08

lot of Star Wars stuff. Star Wars. And the

21:10

only thing he didn't say is that the death

21:12

star will be fully operational

21:15

you

21:15

know, and Skywalker's, I guess,

21:17

Trump is Skywalker, but it will

21:19

be

21:19

done. But it was the same like,

21:22

whoever

21:22

was because I realize

21:24

you get a lot of there's a lot of you get a lot

21:26

of different jobs. Right? And you're

21:27

in Hollywood and you're a producer at

21:30

a graphic designer on Star Wars,

21:32

and then things went on hard times,

21:34

and you get a job at the White House.

21:36

And like

21:36

the president having a speech, you know, I do

21:38

have that backdrop for the sequel.

21:40

that we never did. Yeah.

21:42

It's really cool. The

21:44

emperor came out, threatened

21:46

to destroy world, this

21:48

awesome dark red because red is

21:50

always the color. I know they say it's

21:51

the color of love, but it's also the color

21:54

of yellow. Like,

21:55

if you pay in a room

21:56

in your house red and you'll have a

21:57

conversation People are gonna get to say that long

21:59

before

21:59

it turns into an argument. Yeah. It's like

22:02

you cannot be in a all red

22:04

room. without

22:04

going down. Like -- Yeah. -- someone's gonna get irritated

22:07

or they're gonna think you have a

22:08

house of prostitution -- Exactly. -- to

22:10

sex then. Which apparently, is running

22:13

rampant here. I had

22:14

no idea. Yeah. I

22:16

was like, what are you

22:16

talking about? Yeah. So I went

22:19

down to to

22:20

gamble WAS

22:21

I WAS WALKING TO WORK. ON THE WAY. I

22:23

WOULD HAVE SOME WOULD A STARbucks TO GET

22:25

A GAMBLE. I WANT TO GET A GAMBLE. I WANT

22:27

TO SEE WHAT WAS ALL BEHIND THIS BLACK Jack

22:29

thing. I heard some rumors about it.

22:32

Gotcha. To my surprise, it was not a

22:34

game about African American history. So

22:36

I was a little shocked by that because it's

22:38

blank jack I expected a brother to tell him. So apparently, it's

22:40

a card game of some sort. And

22:42

Ingrid said,

22:43

oh, I'll play too. So

22:45

I reached in and I pulled out a

22:47

hundred dollar bill and I went to hand it to

22:50

her.

22:50

And the lady said, sir, you

22:51

can't do that. And I was like, can't

22:54

do what? Like, you

22:56

can't give that lady money. I

22:58

said, hey, she's taking it from me all the time. I

23:00

can give it to if I want to. It's my wife, and

23:02

she was like, how do we know that? I

23:04

was like,

23:05

wait a

23:06

minute. What? Yeah. And then How do

23:08

we know that? Ingerger goes, they think

23:10

I'm a prostitute. And I said, wait a minute, how come I

23:12

couldn't be the prostitute? Like That's true. That's true. That's

23:14

true. That's true. And why would I ask

23:17

you? Like, are you

23:17

saying -- Yeah. -- that I could not be a man of

23:20

the night? Yeah. But

23:21

I would that I'm out here working.

23:23

Yeah. You know, like, it's it's

23:26

apparently, there's a

23:26

rule here that you cannot

23:28

exchange cash in front of the

23:30

dealers. Interesting. But

23:31

she let us know that I could get

23:34

up, leave out of her site,

23:36

and I don't know what her vision was. Right. You

23:38

didn't know you didn't make an exchange of

23:40

money. Yeah. then come back and do

23:42

the deed. So she's

23:43

not against

23:45

prostitution. She's just

23:47

against it in front of her. Seeing Which

23:49

I kinda respect. Yeah. But at the same

23:51

time, we then went to another table, tried

23:54

an experiment where Ingrid gave

23:56

me money, and he said nothing.

23:59

and to which

23:59

I said, so

23:59

you're saying, I'm not attractive

24:02

enough to be a prostitute.

24:03

Sir, shouldn't you tell

24:06

her man, you

24:06

cannot give him that cash. I am not attractive

24:08

enough to do sex professionally. No.

24:11

Apparently.

24:11

The beatest thing you could say to something. That's

24:13

all. I don't my self esteem

24:15

was dented. And I'm

24:16

sorry that that happened to you. Well,

24:19

I

24:19

know if the things if things fall out

24:21

and go

24:21

rock bottom. You won't

24:23

see me on the Yeah. So I'm gonna have to find another way.

24:26

That's true. Because apparently, I'm not gonna

24:28

make

24:28

any money. That's true. I will

24:29

and I'm looking around at the hard rock

24:33

And I'm not seeing

24:34

ladies of the night ever. Like,

24:37

I'm not seeing this --

24:38

Right. -- what I expected to be able, like

24:41

it's kinda like when

24:42

you people watch and you like, then you see, like,

24:44

men in black. Yeah. So you think everyone's an

24:46

alien the next time you people walk and you, like, watch

24:48

and you're like, oh, that's an alien. nearly.

24:50

So you're gonna wake into So that now I'm sitting there last

24:52

night, like, looking for prostitutes, not

24:54

for purchase, but I just -- Right.

24:57

-- wanted to see

24:58

-- Yeah. -- the epidemic that the

25:00

dealers were so concerned about

25:03

that. They're apparently, like,

25:04

the they're they see a a money the the

25:06

first it's the first thing they think. So

25:08

it must be Right. So the first then,

25:11

I found

25:11

an older woman with blue hair

25:14

and she could pick out all the

25:16

prostitutes.

25:16

which is anyone under fifty

25:19

that is walking in a dress. Look at

25:21

her. Look at showing her legs, prostitute.

25:23

I was like, that's

25:24

what I needed. It was like having a seeing eye

25:27

dog. Mhmm. So so I could

25:29

see all the

25:29

but everyone was

25:32

a but she never called me one either. So even

25:34

with the Yeah. She's the older one. You know

25:36

what I think about all the time is

25:38

how hard everybody must have laughed. This

25:40

is very off topic. at the

25:42

first show is The first person

25:44

to come up with the idea of, like,

25:46

leader dogs for the blind. Yeah.

25:48

They

25:49

must have been, like, their dog IS GOING

25:51

TO LEAD AROUND A BLIND PERSON THROUGH

25:53

THE CROSS WALK. YOU

25:54

FIND YETI. YETI. YEAH,

25:57

THAT'S THE TOLD. IT'S A

25:59

MASSIVE INDUSTRY. I

26:00

yeah. because why did cats well, we know why. Who

26:02

got that? I you know, as well as I said, that's

26:04

fair. A golden retreat. You don't have

26:06

eyes,

26:06

no problem. I got a

26:08

golden retriever

26:09

for you. Yeah. You couldn't have a cat.

26:11

People

26:11

must have been insulted.

26:14

They must have been so pissed.

26:16

Like, what drugs are you on, sir? Quailouts.

26:18

Quailouts. The

26:19

solution the solution

26:22

to the people who are blind

26:25

is to get them a golden retriever,

26:27

to lead them through the streets and the

26:29

traffic. But it was

26:30

the answer. I bet you, yeah,

26:33

like, how did

26:34

that That's one of those ideas that I do it

26:36

works. You gotta go back How did it go? How

26:38

did it go from the idea to the

26:40

execution? Was there an experiment? Was it

26:42

a go at first? Nope.

26:44

you know,

26:45

we know it was a cat because a cat would would

26:47

stop to see you get hit by a car. Yeah. because

26:49

cats Like, I I read a thing about cats is

26:51

that they're the only animal that domesticated

26:54

themselves.

26:54

Yeah. Like, it's cold out

26:57

here. I'm

26:57

just gonna go by chill at this house

26:59

and just hang out and get food away from the dine

27:01

eat their face.

27:02

I heard that mowing cabinet used

27:04

to meow. It's, like, intermingled with humans. Yeah.

27:07

And they evolved to meow to

27:09

manipulate humans because They're like, what

27:10

could I say cute enough for this dumb ape

27:12

to feed me? Yeah. Again,

27:15

there had to be some experience.

27:16

Jeans has a great life,

27:19

and

27:19

Jeans has no redeeming qualities.

27:21

and would trade you in for a better time.

27:23

In a lot

27:24

of ways, cats are a lot, like,

27:26

high maintenance women who are,

27:28

like, would the money's

27:30

out? I'm sorry.

27:31

This is over. You know what I'm

27:33

saying? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

27:34

You're like, you always know if you have a

27:36

good relationship when the bank

27:39

accounts out. And if your wife's like, well, what

27:41

are we gonna do? Or Jesus. I'm

27:43

not attracted to you anymore. Jesus,

27:45

like,

27:46

can be, like, really manipulative,

27:49

emotionally, like, he knows how much I love him. And I love

27:51

him so much, and he loves me. But when I was

27:53

gone, you're taking him

27:53

to the doctor across town. I don't.

27:56

You're in a pandemic? Yes. snowstorm.

27:59

Yes. The but when

27:59

I was gone for two weeks, he was

28:02

upset

28:02

about that. And I we had somebody stay at the apartment

28:04

who he cat He had a cat. For the

28:05

record, he had a cat sitter.

28:07

Yeah. Who's also, like, has knowledge of how to give

28:09

him his medication, all that stuff. But when we

28:12

came back, he wouldn't go near me. But you know but

28:14

you know what he did do? he was

28:15

going all over Cam and, like,

28:18

rubbing, like, his head all over Cam's side.

28:20

because he knew

28:20

it wasn't Cam's side. too hurt me.

28:23

to try to be

28:23

like, look, I've moved up. Look at me and

28:25

how little I care about you because

28:28

you left. And so it's not because you cared

28:30

about Cam or Cam just a

28:32

pawn in his game.

28:32

Yeah. It it'd be like if you went out to

28:35

dinner with

28:35

your new girlfriend and

28:37

the ex that dumped you shows up

28:39

with her boyfriend. That's exactly right. Yeah. And she's just there to She

28:41

makes sense. the guy. No. She's just there to put her arm

28:43

around and laugh at all those jokes, which would be

28:46

really upsetting because she never laughed at any

28:48

of mine. Right. You know what I'm

28:50

saying? And and just everything he does is

28:52

hilarious. And then this

28:53

is, like, picks up the bill to where you

28:55

just can't

28:56

you never did Sorry, excuse me, honey.

28:58

You never did any of that for me just to get

29:00

that reaction. Did it work? because it worked. We're talking

29:03

about it. Yeah.

29:03

That's true. That is true.

29:05

Yeah. I mean, I I

29:07

think he does love Cam now, but it's

29:09

like never incidents where he chooses Cam over

29:11

me. Oh, I like I said, I had I had sucked

29:13

in manipulative sense. I

29:15

had cats when I was a kid, but it was, like, stray's who just

29:17

showed up. And so I yeah. I'll hang around

29:19

for a while. Like, it was,

29:21

like, a lee you get leeced by

29:24

cats. Right. Dog if that if

29:24

you're if you're drowning the dog, we'll jump in and

29:27

drown with you trying to save you. The

29:29

cat would be like, we had good fun while you

29:31

were here. Just try to keep your

29:33

face above water so I have something to eat before I

29:35

get rescued. Wow. That's the Wow.

29:37

I read a story. somewhere

29:40

where someone died in their apartment.

29:43

And when

29:44

they finally came to get them,

29:46

his cats crawled

29:47

out of them. because they've been eating them

29:49

for, like I would love if genes ate

29:50

me because, like, what are you gonna do with my body

29:52

anyway? Well, I think after that damer thing,

29:54

it's, like, you're together forever. That

29:57

was I Unless you defense for eating a person

29:59

-- Yeah. -- I

30:00

feel like just don't

30:01

have one. I would

30:02

say what did we learn today, but I feel like that's

30:05

obvious. Like,

30:05

We learned that. Wayway. Wayway. Exactly.

30:08

Although, Luvs did not stand the test of time.

30:10

We

30:10

know that, like, people are still thinking,

30:12

you know, people miss it.

30:15

I

30:15

mean, how random is that? I know. We said we

30:17

need a quailood expert and ten

30:19

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30:21

the Iowa State shirt on because

30:24

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30:24

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