We missed you! Here’s what we’ve been up to off air and what to look forward to in season 2! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemekaren/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/p

Glitches, Witches, & Bitches

Oct 31st, 2021 29m 54s

It’s spooky day so we had to share this repressed and traumatic tale with everyone! We do want to apologize there is a few glitches we can seem to get them edited out without completely redoing the whole episode but we don’t want it to sound

A Little Drinky Drink & A Scammy Scam

Jun 1st, 2021 40m 21s

SEASON 1 FINALE Lauren goes to the VFW (that’s what it’s called right?) and Lacie’s sick as hell and tried to stop someone from being scammed--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemekaren/messageSuppor

The Cranky Old Snowman & Drywall Kyle

May 18th, 2021 57m 50s

Lauren gets harassed by an angry old man at an estate sale while Lacie goes on a date with literally the ultimate Kyle. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemekaren/messageSupport this podcast: https

The Lubed Up Grandpa & The Crazy Owner

May 6th, 2021 30m 15s

Lacie gets creeped on by an elderly man about Lubes and toys while Lauren deals with a mom and pop restaurant owner who fucking sucks. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemekaren/messageSupport this

Coffee Dogs & The Gnarly Toes

Apr 28th, 2021 45m 8s

THE BIG 10! Dogs try to attack Walter & Lacie finally tells tales of the pharmacy Karen. Disclaimer: sorry Lauren sounds funky sometimes. She had to improvise and record in her car. 💪💕 Lacie also does not want to fuck dogs, she can’t form sen

The Gas Pump & The Shady Neighbor

1 Apr 14th, 2021 1h 7m

Lacie fights off a Karen and a cold and Lauren had 2 Karen’s 2 chads and 1 pair of brass knuckles --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemekaren/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.

Bogus Jailbird & The 10 Year Harassment

Apr 7th, 2021 55m 31s

A grandma gets scammed by fake news and a 10 year long harassment over nothing. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemekaren/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexc

Blue Ice & The Fake Z Boys

Mar 30th, 2021 40m 48s

Both Lacie and Lauren deal with illegal activities. Fun times all around. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemekaren/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemek

The Golden Girl & The Nipple Rings

Mar 17th, 2021 37m 31s

This episode is going to hurt your heart and your nipples.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemekaren/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemekaren/support

Hot Dog Water & The Boney Ass

Mar 11th, 2021 38m 24s

Lacie and Lauren learn that dealing with Karen’s one must become the Karen.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemekaren/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcuseme

Geriatric Bruce Lee & 7 Mile Cheddar Bob

Mar 3rd, 2021 55m 44s

Lacie almost goes to prison and Lauren gets sexually harassed.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemekaren/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemekaren/support

Hi-C nostalgia and the crusty wing kid

Feb 24th, 2021 48m 25s

Lacie pisses off a business man Chad at mickeyD's and Lauren gets accused of shoving a crusty ass child at work.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemekaren/messageSupport this podcast: https://podca

Ms. Crabtree Cries & Teenagers Scare TF out of me

Feb 17th, 2021 47m 7s

Lacie deals with Ms. Crabtree with a strong musk with 5 bands and Lauren stepped up to a group of teenage girls twice my size.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/umexcusemekaren/messageSupport this podcast:

Birth Control Bullets and Squidward Bites.

Feb 12th, 2021 35m 48s

Starting out our podcast with awkwardly introducing ourselves and sharing our first set of Karen tales with you all.Artwork by the great Dom Gianetti his insta is @domgianetti@umexcusemekarenemail: [email protected] Send in a