Sorry for the long wait, but we’re back! Sort of. This was recorded while Kelley was out on vacation and she just finally posted it. We’ll be back-back soon.

Hi to the Canadians! Bill’s family is at Comicon and costumes are discussed. Mary doesn’t like most vampire movies, and The Dayshift is no exception. Our dad is here, too! Bill watched the George Carlin and Gary Shandling documentaries on HBO. Bill’s Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Larry Sanders show. (Kelley did the Oh Word drop, guys, but she’s flattered it was called out as Nigel-quality.) Mary and Russel had a wild trip to Portland, including a near death choking experience, a car break-in, and a confrontation the family does not condone. Mary eats baking chocolate? WTF. Russel is here to talk about ice cream toppings (start with Costco’s Super Premium ice cream) and general Costco talk ensues. Kelley’s Hint List! Use a butter bucket to make a stool! Stitch through a blotter after oiling your sewing machine to pick up leftover oil. Remove dirt patches on your floor with a turpentine rag. Umpire Pants Out!