Meet Failyn, a middle-aged squire having a mid-life crisis in the Middle Ages. 🫥 His boss - a knight like he wants to be - sucks ass. ⚔️ A princess he desires is all like nah bro. 👑 And worse, a young page named Arthur is surpassing him on the way to becoming legendary. 🏰

Alas, Failyn is too olde for this shit. 🖕

A scripted audio comedy for the rest of us who aren't destined to be kings. 🫵

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