This week Uncle Noah takes a dip in a double issue. EW#1313/1314, the Summer Must List! (Must we?)He talks about DSW, Polygamist sex compounds and Mario Kart 8. Grab your beach ball, because I know what you did last summer!

11. H-B-OH NO!

May 12th, 2014 33m 37s

This week Uncle Noah reads the AIDS issue of EW. He is joined by a poor impersonation of Julia Roberts. This podcast is brought to you by Strongbow Gold Apple Hard Cider, the 5% Alcoholic drink that features dead-eyed Stepford college kids who

10. Summer Movie Pee-You!

Apr 25th, 2014 30m 18s

Uncle Noah opens some dandelion whine about this summer's 105 new films. Warning: he just finished watching the finale of True Detective right before recording, so things get kind of bleak.

9. Spider-manateen Spirit!

Apr 4th, 2014 37m 19s

Uncle Noah gets Emma Stoned over issue #1305 and reveals how his own personal Shining would involve Katy Perry. Spiderman II, The Good Wife, Crossdressing Frog catchers murder victims, the Joker's Smilex, pretzel M&Ms, and what Kurt Cobain wou

8. Holy Angie-Jolie

Mar 13th, 2014 37m 3s

This week Uncle Noah reads about Angelina Jolie frightening her children on the set of her new film Maleficent. He also diagnoses the Yellow Peanut M&M with P*ssy sickness.

7. Sure-locking Ben's Cumberbatch

Jan 21st, 2014 41m

This week Noah grabs his spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch and goes a-sleuthing! EW issue# 1295 is all about trusting the "b" in 221b Baker Street!

6. A Ben Afflection for Fincher!

Jan 21st, 2014 37m 55s

This Week Uncle Noah get freaky with coffee filters and Fincher! EW issue #1294 is all about Gone Girl!

5. Down Libby's Abbey

Jan 21st, 2014 40m 56s

This week Noah pulls a Beyonce and releases THREE episodes at once!XOXO!!!!We tackle EW Issue #1293, the Ultimate Downton Abbey fan issue!Noah workshops his new character "creepy Grampa" and we all go back to the future with columnist Libby

4. A Christmas Cagle PART II: A Quinto Menagerie

Jan 3rd, 2014 31m 46s

We put a bullet in EW's final double issue of 2013 (#1291/1292). Noah tells a tale of how he once got picked up by Mrs. Christ, during the days when Amy Winehouse walked the Earth.Your Uncle Noah plays "Would You Rather" with Spock and the Ju

3. A Christmas Cagle. PART ONE

Dec 25th, 2013 28m 15s

Uncle Noah missed an Ish! He explains why, and it involves a Neon Press of sorts. He delves into Entertainment Weekly's special Double Issue (#1291-1292)Garrison Keillor makes an appearance. And so does Roy Orbison. We visit EW's editor-in-

2. Owen Gleiberman, you are my Huckleberry.

Dec 13th, 2013 30m 16s

Hey Kiddo, Your Uncle Noah loves you. Thanks for stopping by! Tonight, we're reading from Entertainment Weekly Issue #1289. It's the Ultimate Best Of 2013 list issue! Plus, a black kid calls your uncle Noah a Honky this week. No lie!

Unlocking Sandra's Bullock.

Dec 5th, 2013 27m 29s

You uncle Noah is so excited to share Entertainment Weekly Issue 1288.2013 Entertainers of the Year!We also discuss how to throw a "me party" of Made-for-TV movies.

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