Abby's dad is our special guest this week. We discuss hockey fights, why Abby's dad paused a wedding, and an infamous 1980 something game of spin the bottle. Follow us on instagram!

Barbie Broke My Kneecap

Jul 28th, 2023 59m 53s

We discuss the real reason Christian couples have short engagements, how to catch a leprechaun, and the (possibly unique) experience of having high school boyfriends write you poetry. Follow us on Instagram!

Ken is Cheating On Barbie

Jul 14th, 2023 1h 4m

We talk scary hospitals, our childhood Barbie plot lines, and chewing on Polly Pocket clothes. Follow us on Instagram!

Submarining In Pearl Harbor

Jun 23rd, 2023 55m 53s

We discuss Josey's surgery recovery, how David is going to have enough kids for a basketball team, and Abby's creative use of University of Memphis printers. Follow us on Instagram!

Go Limp and Take It

Jun 16th, 2023 1h 28m

We have a special guest this week! The man, the myth, the legend- Matt Moody. We discuss how to survive a car crash, waking up from anesthesia, and what it's like to be a large man shopping for pants in Italy. Follow us on Instagram!

There's A Cowboy In The Closet

Jun 2nd, 2023 55m 44s

We discuss how country & rap music isn't all that different, why you shouldn't invite internet strangers over to your house, and we have Ben as a guest for the second half! Follow us on Instagram!

The Milkwalker Knows

May 19th, 2023 1h 4m

Josey shares EMT stories, Matty Healy is the antithesis of Harry Styles, and we once again discuss Star Wars. Follow us on Instagram!

Who Knows European Geography Anyways?

May 12th, 2023 50m 8s

Josey & Abby are bad at geography, Josey discusses her insights from rewatching Star Wars, Abby shares her summer goals. Follow us on Instagram!

Don't Bring Your Kids To Costco

May 5th, 2023 1h 3m

Josey has too much spit in her mouth, Abby feels like Mike Wazowski, and after a long absence David is finally back!Follow us on instagram!

Getting My Boobs Chopped Off

Apr 30th, 2023 1h 10m

Josey explains why she's hard to kidnap, Abby talks about how the food in eating disorder treatment sucks, and discuss the famous milkshake song. Follow us on Instagram!

Real Friends Make Fun of Your Disability

Mar 17th, 2023 1h 23m

Josey has a cheese related injury. We discuss Abby's campus parking nightmare, and why having an invisible disability sucks. David decided he loved us enough to hang out this week. Josey and David fight for the title of Abby's best friend. Jose

We're All Licking Salt Lamps

Mar 10th, 2023 1h 13m

We're back, with our first guest on the podcast! Josey shares about her honeymoon nude beach experience, we ponder the origins of foot fetishes, learn why Josey can't be trusted around Worcestershire sauce, and complain that once again, David d

Josey Joined A Snake Church

Feb 24th, 2023 1h 3m

Josey and Abby discuss Ash Wednesday, visiting cowboy church, armpit botox, and how David finally decided to hang out with us again. Follow us on Instagram!

Brendon Urie Finally Gave Up

Feb 10th, 2023 49m 8s

We discuss watching too much Bridgerton, the right way to play uno, and a whole lot about Fall Out Boy. Follow us on Instagram!

Josey Is Running From The FBI

Jan 21st, 2023 1h 8m

Josey discusses all the government agencies she thinks she could take in a fight. Note- we recorded this episode the day before Lisa Marie Presley died, and it was a very unfortunate coincidence we were talking about her & Elvis. Sorry about th

I'm Afraid of Baptist Church Puppet Shows

Jan 13th, 2023 54m 23s

Josey and Abby discuss the history of the four loko, Matty Healy, and getting gassed with Axe Body Spray. Follow us on Instagram!

Justin Bieber is Useless In A Fight

Jan 6th, 2023 1h 5m

Welcome to the very first episode of our podcast! Josey and Abby give a brief introduction and then jump right into the good stuff- middle aged women, Justin Bieber vs. trained sniper, and trying not to upset the KPop fans.Follow us on Instagr

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