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I'm Fred Greenhalt, your host of Undertow, Realm's
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podcast delving into the weird and the wicked.
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Last time, we found Eddie Kincaid rolling into
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Langley Roadhouse late on a Christmas night, trying
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to get back on the road to a
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perfect scheme he attached. But now,
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the doors are closed, and the only way
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out is by telling the truth as
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we get into part two of Last
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Call. You're
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telling me I'm in hell? Not
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quite. You think pretty
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women serve you drinks in hell? Uh, okay.
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Enough. Open the door. I
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don't know who you are, but I don't
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believe you for one fucking second, you fucking
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crazy bitch! How about now? Now,
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yes. We've
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got less than an hour. What
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do you want? I don't want
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anything. I don't
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care where you go, but
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if you don't want to go south, you should
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come clean. About what?
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I've never heard anybody. What were
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you trying to do to me just now?
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Sell you insurance. Come on, Eddie. Who are
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you trying to fool? I
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mean... Go
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on. Look,
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when I was growing up, I didn't have too
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much, okay? My dad, you know, he
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was a cop, and then he got fired for misconduct,
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and then he was just a drunk. If
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I wanted to have pocket change, or
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even like pockets, I had
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to figure something out. So
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I started hanging out in this pool hall
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in Old Orchard Beach. I got to the
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point where I could pretty much crush anyone
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blindfolded. So the locals knew not to mess
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with me, but there was always a steady
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stream of guys, you know, coming up for
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the weekend, cheat on their wives, you know,
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and to party down. Didn't
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know any better. So
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I'd hang around the back table, play
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bad on purpose, and
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then I'd go to the bar for a Pepsi and I'd
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flash some money. It always worked.
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I'd just start sweeping in. So I'd
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fidget a bit, get a little tongue-tined,
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and then lose at least a
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couple games, get their confidence up,
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get their wallet open, and
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then I'd cut loose. I made
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a few grand every summer. But
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it wasn't like I was stealing from anyone.
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They deserved it. Why? Well,
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you know, you can't cheat an honest man. So
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everyone you took from had it coming. As
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far as I know, yeah. Well,
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I did drink blackmail once. Go
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on. There
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was a summer yacht club community maybe
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an hour away from me, Rich Kids
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Central. I got
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a job busting tables at one of the restaurants and
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made some friends with a couple of the guys. I
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dug off with cigarettes and beer and got myself invited
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to some of their parties. Man,
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I don't like such a fish out of
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water. These guys just floated on
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top of the world like they were
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entitled to everything. No
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concept of what it was like to be a
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guy like me. But
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the one thing they all feared? The
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wrath of their parents. So
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I snapped a few Polaroids of them in
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compromised positions. Okay.
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I told them they
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could get them back for a couple hundred bucks
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or I'd send them to their folks. All
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but one guy accepted. He
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made a go at me before he saw a look
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in my eye that gave him second thoughts. I
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knew who his dad was from the restaurant,
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so I tucked the photos in with his
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restaurant slip one night. What
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happened? For a moment, the
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look on the dad's face was worth more than $200. But
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then, you know, later, I learned
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that Pops put his kid in the hospital. Apparently
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he had anger issues. I
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honestly felt bad. But
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I had no idea that was gonna happen. I
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never would have done it if I knew. Survey
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says you're leaving something out. You wanted
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to say I broke the rules? I
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did. I
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learned early that playing by the rules doesn't
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get you too far because the world's just
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a big casino and the house always wins.
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And someday the world might be at my
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bar counting its sins, but for now, it's
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just you. Fine. What
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do you want me to tell you? That I sold fake
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Windex to board Housewives? That I cleared
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40 grand booking and canceling
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imaginary concerts? Ran fake mail-loader
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correspondence cores? Got folks to
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advance me their car titles
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for gambling money? Yeah, Bobby,
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I've done a thing or
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two, okay? Okay,
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we're still here, Eddie. That's it.
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That's everything. Fifteen minutes till
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midnight. Anything you're holding
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back in your heart. Now's the time to
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share. If
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I tell you, you'll let me go? Yes.
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I'll let you go. Okay.
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But you gotta know
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the whole story. I'm listening. So
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my mom was a church
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lady, you know, the Old Testament kind. You
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know, from the beginning, she wanted me and
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my kids' sister, Cassie, to
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know just how little we measured up in the
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eyes of the Lord. Other kids
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got to go to movies, sleepovers. had
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to memorize scripture. Sucked.
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But it was okay too because I
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had Cassie. She had me. When
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I got old enough to work I
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tried, you know, working a couple honest jobs. But
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I just couldn't handle working for the hypocrites.
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You know, bosses who treat you like shit
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while they're making hand over fists. So I
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started looking for ways to
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work outside the system. Make a few bucks but
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not hurt anybody. But eventually,
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you know, I got caught. They sent me
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to Juvee. When I got back my mom
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and dad kicked me out and I wanted
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Cassie to come with me and she didn't.
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The worst part was looking upstairs and seeing
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Cassie looking down at me from the bedroom
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window. You know, she just sort of waved.
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Looking back now I get it. You know, she had
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no power over what
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they were doing. It was a kind
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of household where dad's word was
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God's. I had
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no idea where to go. My
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kid I met in Juvee told me he just
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landed some job selling soap door to door out
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west but they were short one guy that I
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wanted to join the crew. He
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told me the terms, all cash under
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the table and the big earners were
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cutting 500 bucks a week. Best
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part is you get to roam around. See
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the country. I was out of Maine
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within the week. Dela?
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Life was hard. The soap selling gig didn't
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really work out. I quickly found out it
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was a pyramid scheme and the only guys
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making money were the ones chasing places in
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the day and then breaking in at night.
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I was uncomfortable with all that so I
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split one night. I got
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myself a bus ticket to New Orleans.
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I fit in a little better down there.
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Learned how to make a decent living
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hanging around those horse tracks upgraded to
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betting on pro sports. Finally
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I went to big leagues out in Vegas
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before I was chased out of
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town. Then the internet came
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around. changed
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it. So the house got left in me.
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I know, I know. She'd
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given up her whole life to care for that woman. I
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was running hard from debt that we're
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about to come to and I thought
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flipping the house, the
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family house, was the only
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way to get myself back to zero, maybe
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start my life over again. And the real
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kicker? I
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lost the house anyways. It
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was 2007. I had a buddy at
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a hedge fund who told me that if
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I could get my hands on some capital, he
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could make double digit returns in the housing market.
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So I thought, you know, well, maybe there's a
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chance to make
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things right there. You know,
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I got my bank loan against the equity in the
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house. And for one, we
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were flying high. It looked like
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I'd be able to pay off the debts, make a tidy
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profit, make everything even.
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And then, well, you know what happened. So
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I just left. I
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haven't really talked to Cassie
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since then. She keeps making overtures,
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calls me up around Christmas
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since a birthday card. But
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I just I
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wasn't able to own up to it what
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I did. And
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now it's too late. If
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I could just talk to her one more time. What's
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that? Looks like someone wants to
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grant your wish, Eddie. Should
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I go on and pick it up? Hello.
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Hello, Cassie. Cassie.
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I'm so sorry. I
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should have come to your place for dinner tonight. Please
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don't. I'm
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sad because what
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I really lost was my big brother.
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All that matters, all
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that's ever mattered, is
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you and me, family,
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Eddie. I
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wish I could have gotten you to see it. You see?
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You forgive me? Yeah. Yeah.
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I forgive you. Cassie? Cassie?
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Cassie? If
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you'd like to make a call, please hang... Well
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done. I'm
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sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
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sorry. Well
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done. That feels right.
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A few hundred pounds came off my shoulders.
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I can't believe it took me so many years to do
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it. God
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damn it. I should have
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done that a long time ago. You
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really shut house. What?
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As promised, you're free to go. But
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I'm afraid you still have some
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unhappy customers. Eddie. Eddie.
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Eddie. Oh.
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Funny. Eddie, what
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happened? Help me up now. Help
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me up. No! Jesus
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fuck! It was cold.
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Fuck this. It
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was cold walking over here, but... I was thinking...
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I was thinking, what's
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taking my good friend Eddie so long? What's
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wrong with him? He
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broke into the goodie bag just like you told him to.
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Bad news for Sonny is that he was
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laced with fentanyl. After
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he got impatient waiting for his pal Eddie to come in.
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However, he went out for a walk in
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the cold where he froze to dust and
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apparently kept on walking. Oh,
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and there's
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Florence Dixon. Her husband took her
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out in a murder-suicide after he lost their house
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and retirement savings on a bad bet you talked
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him into. Hi, Eddie. I've
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been wanting to meet you for a long time. Florence.
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Ah, and Jim
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Catlahan. He actually did
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think he had insurance on his motel
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before there was a lightning strike and
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it burned down. And he found out
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you'd con him into a bullshit policy.
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Eddie, let's talk about that mattress. Bobby,
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talk to them. I passed judgment, right?
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Cassie forgave me. If she can forgive me,
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anyone can forgive me. Looks
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like you'll have an opportunity to test that, Barry.
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But you said... You said... I
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thought... I... I...
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I thought... No! No!
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Hey! Hey! I can't keep
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you hanging on. I'm sorry! I can't keep you hanging on. I'm
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sorry! Come on! You lied to
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me, Bobby! You lied to me! You lied to
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me! You cheated! Don't worry, Eddie.
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I heard you can't cheat on this man. You! You!
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You made me! You! You!
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You! You! You! You
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made me! You! You!
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You! You! I'm
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coming! I'm coming! I'm
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coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm
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coming! I'm coming! I'm
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coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
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I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm
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coming! I'm coming! Well-deared
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listeners, we know for whom the bells are
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tolling as we say goodnight to Eddie Kincaid.
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Don't forget that whatever you want to say to
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people you had better do on this side of
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the veil, because there's no second chance once the
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curtains close. On behalf of
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Undertow, I'd love to wish you a delightful solstice
19:57
season. We'll be back in the New Year with more tales
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of the weird and the wicked. The
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Shambler with the jar of liquid inside of him. Saw
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an arc right, let loose an arrow that
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cracked a glass, passing through the spine of
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the creature. The Shambler still managed to maintain
20:54
its forward momentum, but stumbled as he eagerly
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tried to bite and swipe its soaring landing
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near his feet. As Jeff
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Goldblum has now joined our cast, Dark Dice
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is available however you listen to.
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