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Do you know why? He's

1:45

three weeks into his diet, isn't he? Have

1:50

you had a sunbed as well? No. First

1:55

episode back in a bloody long time. We've

1:57

missed you. This is comfortably. and

2:00

you. Have we got

2:02

another one? Have we got

2:04

three cameras now? Yeah. Say what?

2:06

Camera each. This is

2:09

the wide lens, Dom. And you

2:11

and you and... Just cheap. No,

2:15

but... Comfortably. Necessary. Comfortably

2:18

the worst Valentines I've ever had. I

2:21

feel hurt by that. So we're in

2:24

Sunderland, aren't we? We are. The

2:26

blue bell. We've made it though.

2:28

We'll get into that in a bit. So

2:31

we're away for Valentines. Yeah. Done

2:35

you a favour? Massive-less. Yeah.

2:37

I've played a blind eye. You've

2:40

split yourself. Just

2:42

a big of it. Bigger me

2:44

than Christmas. You started together. What

2:47

am I? She's homeless. Spend

2:50

it with the family. I can't. I've got

2:52

two. What were you calling, Corners or Street?

2:54

You said that you were a pilot. With

3:00

Deidre. Not even a thing?

3:03

Richard. Richard. You're

3:05

looking at Rashid. He went thinking, oh! God

3:08

bless him. Good to

3:10

be back here. Yeah, first

3:12

step is all back in... I reckon it's like

3:14

two months. Two months. So back now with a

3:16

new serial. Next week will be the first of

3:19

the guest series. We have

3:22

been to a Netflix premiere. Take

3:24

that one off the box. That's why we're in Sunderland. Then

3:27

we've got Live Show tomorrow. We're on a

3:29

Netflix show, actually. Yeah. We're

3:33

actually on it. Sunderland

3:35

until I Die. Season 3. Premiere.

3:40

Monday. We were more important than fucking

3:42

Luco 9 on that. I'll tell you. We

3:46

weren't in Tegel and Luco 9. I tell

3:48

you what, you've mastered. We'll tell the story

3:50

about the cans in a minute. But your

3:53

timing of opening cans in

3:55

the silence was spot on, wasn't it? Do you

3:57

think it will be in some house? It's

4:00

entirely sentimental places within the end of

4:02

the series as well It's going round

4:04

the fire station Do you

4:06

think it was planned or... Yeah, I'd

4:08

like to think so You're

4:10

thirsty John aren't you? We're back though aren't we?

4:12

We're full, we're back Thirsty for attention We're

4:15

back Although

4:18

I tell you, this is

4:20

ungrateful or dramatic But

4:23

I got a text from John this Sunday night

4:26

This tomorrow could be one of the worst nights of our

4:29

lives So the

4:32

premiere was Monday So I

4:34

said is the food, is the

4:36

drink, is put no

4:39

on both counts So

4:42

I basically in my

4:44

mind I'm thinking don't

4:46

really want to watch Sunland until

4:48

I die fucking season three, episode

4:50

three and waiting for a night out and a

4:52

bit of free snap And

4:55

he said there's neither So

4:57

I'm like what am I doing? I'm

5:00

at one minute away another night So they have

5:02

used some of our, quite a bit of footage

5:04

We did an interview with your dad, didn't wait

5:06

for Sunland We've only seen

5:08

the last episode I

5:10

think a bit of that interview is in

5:12

the second episode Second episode But

5:14

the big theatre in

5:17

Sunland where they did the premiere is called the

5:19

fire station I'm assuming it used to be a

5:21

fire station They took it both John

5:25

asked where it was, you said it's in the fire station They

5:27

basically put a big screen up at fire station But

5:30

I think we're all the same It belches you, isn't it? Why

5:32

aren't we thinking it's still an operating

5:34

fire station It's not going to be a big, it's not

5:36

going to be very good I'm thinking the It's our goals,

5:39

we're going to pause it That lies my nighs, I'm going

5:41

that pole At some point I want to

5:43

be down the pole So even on

5:45

the way there I still didn't realise that it

5:47

was a proper theatre Theatre But,

5:50

because I was going to go with the suits So

5:53

you had all the details didn't you So you

5:55

had us to ransom really because we were dependent on you

5:58

So my plan to say it was shirt and

6:00

tie got scuppered because you ended up staying so you

6:02

came up Monday and you just stay in all week

6:04

so that would have just been a waste

6:06

of time so on the way up

6:09

I thought I knew you

6:11

were raging about the drink situation so I

6:13

said right it's bring your own booze which I

6:15

knew you'd take the bait on and

6:18

you thought I was being serious because you were falling

6:20

but then one point and then I

6:22

had a Google I don't see

6:24

that's where you're me and you're different you'll Google that just

6:26

thought fuck it take me home yeah well

6:28

no I was just interested in the venue that's the

6:31

only reason I was googling see what it looked what

6:33

it what it was where it was and then I

6:36

saw the bar in the restaurant but

6:40

then you've instructed the well we've all

6:42

instructed the taxi driver to stop at

6:44

the one stop off license and

6:47

you definitely spat your dummy out because me and him were like

6:49

nah I'm alright John I'm not I'm

6:52

not that bothered there was a

6:54

sound and a slam of the door one

6:56

day alright then pretty sure they were a

6:58

fuck you then no but

7:00

I think it's obviously I've been dieting on

7:02

it right so I've been saving

7:05

my calories up for ten days for

7:07

this night and I'm like we're all having

7:09

a drink aren't we and you've obviously gone no

7:11

no we're like alright then so

7:14

go on stopped across the

7:17

street you were a proper silky little

7:19

child when he thought

7:22

it would stop to shop as

7:24

well it weren't your regular walk

7:26

so I've got me 12 guns

7:28

a summer girl then we've

7:30

got to the do in the taxi

7:32

and obviously I can see the bar through the

7:34

big windows plush can

7:36

I just say when you got into taxi taxi driving went

7:39

are you wanted him up you know he's

7:42

obviously been to PlayStation numerous times he knew

7:44

there's a bloody lovely bar in a restaurant

7:47

so sure as I've dawned I'm

7:50

gonna split decision then what it's isn't to make

7:53

do I go with it when was the

7:55

moment that you realized when I seen

7:57

the bar glass put windows in the

7:59

bar everybody in with a drink

8:01

and that. It was a, this

8:03

is a bring your own booze is it? We're

8:05

talking red carpet, doorman.

8:10

That's when I thought I might be bothered.

8:12

Young ladies ushering you forward. Photographers. A

8:15

back screen with

8:17

a Sunderland and Netflix graphics

8:19

on for photograph opportunities and

8:22

you've got a one stop bag for

8:24

life with 12. 12 kinds

8:26

of Samigail in. One of

8:28

the cameramen was looking at you and then looking down at the

8:30

bag like as if to say, are you just going to? Oh

8:32

no, he said it. He said, did he? Do you want to

8:35

just take your bag out for a shot? He said no. He

8:37

lifted it higher. You got it

8:39

more in shot. I didn't know. How did you think I was

8:41

going to go with it? Do you think I'd croaked my own

8:43

ass? No. Did you know

8:45

that I'd? Yeah, because you said you picked a bad victim there,

8:47

but it was the perfect victim because I knew once you were

8:49

in. Yeah, you were in. You did a

8:51

roll with it. When I saw the bouncers I thought a

8:54

bit like when you were 18 again. They might

8:56

be confiscated. Yeah, you could pick them up on

8:58

way out. What's your place down for? Well, you

9:01

put the carrier bag at the end of the

9:03

free bar and people were tripping over it and

9:05

like looking in and going, oh, there's 12 kinds

9:07

of Samigail down there. So

9:10

I far realize he didn't get me. He

9:13

didn't get me. I mean, I can't take any

9:15

credit. I think. We

9:17

all chipped, we all hands were in one hole.

9:19

Yeah. We're way through. We're watching

9:21

and I'm in a way and you've

9:24

done all your free ones in. But

9:27

it's a can jump. I'm here, happy as

9:29

Larry. It was good though. Really good. Yeah,

9:32

I know. It's more than Sunderland fans

9:34

watch that series. All

9:36

football fans have watched it, haven't they? I am.

9:38

Worldwide, isn't it? Worldwide.

9:42

Feel like stepbrothers. Worldwide.

9:46

What were they? What were they? They

9:48

had virtual stepbrothers. I've never seen it. Fuck

9:50

off. Give over. I am. What?

9:55

No. Is it? You're not

9:57

a fan of Feral? No. I've

10:00

just never seen it, it's one of them films I've won every

10:03

one of them. If you ask a hundred people, I reckon it's

10:05

in 80 people's top

10:07

fives. Yeah. Definitely.

10:10

Prestige. Worldwide. That's

10:12

it. Something like that. Prestige. Worldwide.

10:16

But you've featured Emily, have anybody watched it? Well,

10:18

we've only seen the third one and it's

10:20

a bit... Yeah. A bit of a hit. I

10:23

feel like I've got my glue back. I feel like

10:25

I've got my glue back, man. I don't even

10:28

say that, do I mate? Them

10:32

words don't even leave me mouth. This team

10:34

should not be in league one. Maybe

10:39

even Indian. I've

10:43

got this glue back, man. Yeah,

10:46

thanks for inviting us. Did you

10:48

have a good one in the end? It wasn't the worst night of

10:50

our life, was it? No. It

10:52

was good. No, it was good. Yeah, I know, yeah. When

10:56

I'm thinking, we're in a fire station. And

10:59

no drink, no food. The work food, was

11:01

it? No. No, the work food. It

11:03

kind of hurts. Over

11:06

the last two months, we've been grafting,

11:08

by the way, for this new

11:10

series. I'm going to say that I

11:13

think this is going to be my

11:15

favourite series thus far. Good start. We've

11:17

dug deep, I think, to get some

11:19

big names, but also some good characters

11:21

as well. What about your skinny jeans

11:24

the other night? I'll

11:26

be honest with you, right? I know you've pilloped me and

11:28

all that for your drink and everything, but

11:31

I don't think I was the best dressed out of us all. You did look

11:33

well. I was the best dressed. He

11:36

just came out of his bedroom and I just heard him say, fuck

11:38

it, I didn't realise these were that tight. And

11:41

then you walked in. That's dressed. You're

11:45

not like sparrow legs. That was unbelievable. You

11:47

can't just grab these as sparrow legs, mate.

11:49

No. It was in them. It

11:52

was an optical illusion with their jeans. It

11:54

was skinny. Of course, I must have bit

11:56

of timber. I think the shoes as

11:58

well. The shoes are like... clumpy weren't they? Fat

12:03

chews, thin jeans. You

12:05

did look good though I'll give you that. Have

12:08

you noticed, you know when we're just lounging around

12:10

because obviously these have been up all week but just

12:13

lounging in the house he's got one round topless.

12:18

I'm feeling himself a little

12:21

bit. Even when I'm fat I

12:24

always walk around with no clothes.

12:26

Not as much. You can fuck

12:28

off. I've noticed.

12:30

Sucking. You do

12:33

that, you can tell because it sucks in

12:35

but the chest goes over the top. You

12:37

know that? It's

12:39

a shawl, a bit more like a...

12:42

Has it been going well the diet? Lost

12:45

about £18 huh? I put another

12:47

£4 or £5 back on this week. You've

12:49

had a couple of cheat days this week.

12:52

Have you called cheat days on

12:54

Slimming World? Obviously I've drunk on

12:56

Monday night, Wednesday. I'm out of

12:58

the field tonight. Made

13:01

a kebab Monday night didn't we? Big kebab on

13:03

us. I tell you what we're good. Kebab

13:05

spring rolls, who was it with him? I had

13:08

one. You had one before. I

13:10

know you did. Fucking three of

13:13

mine, only got six. Kebab

13:16

spring rolls were a nice touch. Fair

13:19

play to you Jon. Exercise. You've

13:22

been spinning. Are

13:27

you stools since you? Fuck me,

13:29

I could play golf with him.

13:31

Honestly. I could roll him up into

13:34

a... You've always been a bit

13:36

of a splatter. I couldn't

13:38

hit one of my stools with it now. A

13:41

splatter. I've always been an

13:44

exploder. When you first started

13:46

it blew your mind didn't it? Because you mentioned it

13:48

three or four times about the texture. I've been a

13:50

solid poo for a long time. I've been a solid

13:52

shit for six, eight years. Came to my gym as

13:54

well. Fucking hell,

13:57

how did he perform? Well he turned up in a

13:59

pair of... thick Lacoste shorts

14:02

More sweatpants Yeah, like

14:05

grey, no underwear So

14:09

it was a bad start But you worked hard

14:12

Yeah, I know which one you were

14:14

in The tracksuit bottom type material No one's

14:16

been pissing himself But you worked

14:18

hard No, I don't

14:20

work hard Did you keep up with the

14:23

squad? It was a pairs one,

14:25

so me and Jon, you just worked

14:27

our way through us Didn't

14:29

get involved in the high fives Stubborn

14:32

bastard, innit? Was there high fives? Yeah, yeah

14:35

Says to me before Says, look, I'm

14:37

telling you now, right I don't care if they all think I'm

14:39

a cum I am not high fiving anybody

14:41

at the end Talk me through the end

14:43

then, what? So we're finished up, and to

14:45

be fair, I will one set short on

14:48

me They were doing pull ups, right, but

14:50

I can't live 20s done Right,

14:52

so I went with the old rings and went

14:54

like that What were you pulling to you? Well,

14:57

you've got to get up yourself Just put your

14:59

chin up, really And

15:02

I went one short So the

15:05

session had finished, and I did them and I last

15:07

set them and we finished, you know and I said,

15:09

I know, but I've done one short So I did

15:12

them, and then I could

15:14

see them all congregating at the gym All

15:17

gravitating towards you Yeah, because they all see

15:20

you, they were like ants

15:22

Right? And I thought, fuck

15:24

it So I put

15:26

my head down and I've just walked straight

15:28

past them They're all like this They're

15:31

just about to So I put my head down,

15:34

and I've got it I've sat down, and I've gone fully

15:36

old and like, look the other way

15:39

Oh, see, like, yeah, take a breath So the

15:41

coach called you out, didn't he?

15:43

Then I could hear What the

15:45

fuck are you doing, innit?

15:49

So the coach will walk towards people kind of getting

15:51

a line, and he'll walk down the line giving up

15:53

one of them What,

15:55

high fives everyone? What did the

15:57

coach, what was the high fiving for? I

16:00

just heard John get over here, your shit house

16:02

at the top of his voice. So

16:06

as I said, I refused to do the

16:08

i5. But he did say

16:10

he was impressed with your work rate. Like

16:13

you put a shift in. Your mock. But

16:15

for 20 years I was a professional athlete. I

16:18

know, but you openly admit that you're lazy normally.

16:21

Yeah. But why not? Now

16:24

I've got my head round it. I mean, I was

16:26

spinning off swimming every day, six days a week. Well

16:28

done, John. I don't want praise from you.

16:30

I don't give a fuck. I've given you some. You've asked

16:32

me a question. I've told you answer.

16:34

No, it's unfamiliar ground for you. Praise.

16:37

You don't give it, do you? So

16:41

I'd like you to experience it. Do you think he's ever praised you?

16:44

Me? You personally? No, I don't. You're

16:46

only doing your job, aren't you? But I do think you respond

16:48

better to constructive criticism

16:52

slash tough love. Because

16:54

you can get lazy, can't you? You

16:56

can get lazy. Tough love. Tough love. I

17:00

tell you what, by the way, Selfish John

17:02

took it to a new level last night. Unbelievable.

17:05

Because I wasn't here, was I?

17:07

Unbelievable. The first one, this

17:10

isn't selfish, really. This is just completely

17:13

disregard. He went out,

17:15

didn't lock the door. We were

17:17

already out, bleeding cameras, laptops,

17:19

everything. Door open. All the

17:21

way. He went open when he

17:23

was... He was holding it in his hand. Just not

17:25

unlocked. Just left keys on. He said,

17:28

everything, or I said, yeah, we've just got

17:30

our laptops back off to Lads Run Down Street.

17:32

But other than that, John, yeah, oh, fine. But...

17:35

Selfish John, we categorically agreed

17:37

that we'd all got the gym. Right?

17:41

I said, four o'clock, let's get

17:44

a good start, get a... Edit traffic.

17:48

People leaving work at five. Let's

17:50

get there early. Then we can get everything

17:52

done before the odds turn up. So

17:55

all agreed, four o'clock, we'll go to the

17:57

gym. John, I'm just nipping out. Why

18:00

a quarter to five

18:02

still wasn't back. He'd been for a

18:04

massage a big shop Liar

18:10

To bring you in my There was something

18:12

else as well. What did you do last night? They were a

18:14

massage a big shop as well and then he come in and

18:16

we create it right. Sorry lads Yeah, I said

18:19

job was supposed to be leaving. He's like right

18:21

starts cooking us a bag of I Have

18:28

to already said we were supposed to go in for I

18:32

Have quinned I Mean

18:35

he was cooking for you. I'll give him that he is

18:37

me. I didn't ask for a sample What

18:40

day is it today Wednesday? Yeah,

18:42

so yesterday and we use ready to go

18:45

like use one of the train Yeah,

18:47

get it done get me. Well get there before you

18:49

know gets busy after five All

18:52

agreed. So what time did you we were just

18:54

shy of shaking in it? And

18:58

you know just lies went through massage in a big

19:00

shop and a walk don't see from Lies

19:03

come on. You're next burn yourself. I'll tell you

19:05

exactly what happened. What's a massage,

19:07

right? so it's about

19:11

One o'clock the deep tissue. Well,

19:13

yeah, like a sports sports

19:21

I Know

19:25

that crack could get me in fucking Right,

19:29

so I bought the massage. I was having a

19:31

working hard so far deserve a massage So I've

19:33

gone so I've left about one

19:35

o'clock half warm for a massage

19:37

it after two two o'clock

19:39

I took so I will

19:42

I tell you I'm gonna get you missed

19:44

tonight lads. He went well What about our

19:46

four or five o'clock? I went? Oh, I'll

19:48

tell you what fuck it out. Yeah, I'll come So

19:51

I got back it out five

19:53

past four. So as I said,

19:55

I've done a big shot So I'm gonna have to start cutting me

19:57

on the end to Hear more? Sure it's fine. The

20:00

men software know when you consider a

20:02

server, go into Ottawa and what time

20:04

was a other to. Comply.

20:06

Totally A. We left the house. Less.

20:09

The House. At. Tend to

20:11

five. And is just said

20:13

our start cooking at quantified in a.

20:17

Season. Cousin us had don't know going on

20:19

out your cooking bloody unions the script when

20:21

you went in and yeah, Oh who

20:23

was around and saying that often I would

20:25

get work. As a traffic knows it, it

20:27

was attic fucking jacuzzi. Have to tip of.

20:31

Us Resorts.

20:37

To. Assist

20:39

with a couple of your your first name

20:41

terms. River pretty much blues you it. I

20:43

got arrival of things to clear call sheet

20:46

and a couple of things are clear up

20:48

for head if it were professional massage and

20:50

I was. Out

20:53

of us they do on point out

20:56

of this month that not a one

20:58

time. Number

21:01

two he said are for five o'clock.

21:04

Number Three: I think about forty

21:07

five minutes after it as a

21:09

butterfly football and started cooking sauce.

21:12

Is a lie in Boston. So.

21:15

To talk about what you will,

21:17

I'll always invoke some venom and

21:19

not fuck language of random yeah,

21:22

But. He did. Mr. Tough. I say what you

21:24

know, we didn't mrs her foster father in

21:26

two hours. That. Swamps

21:28

us into cozy thought.

21:31

Walks past. That's not

21:33

what his boss throats

21:36

quite threaten. But

21:38

sorkin. Jesus Christ. Werewolf

21:41

It is considered. It's

21:44

not always had a similar fun that it

21:47

won't fast as it goes, it's it's the

21:49

rule. Oh wells going fill fill a certain

21:51

set of miss uploaded near with the from

21:53

the i don't shave It from a verbal

21:55

a go of their months gap and. Thought.

21:58

of doing little bit and it just, it

22:01

all escalates from there, don't it? And before you

22:03

know it, you've got to take it all off.

22:05

I tried just doing stomach and leaving. With hits.

22:07

Yes, but I just had a laugh. If I

22:09

wanted to do that, you'd up from no map.

22:12

It would just, it would go right across there.

22:14

Why did you guys welcome him? If

22:16

I were to try and make him into

22:18

something, billow

22:20

pad. Soft

22:22

on the front. And then bristle

22:25

on the back. Do you like them things that you

22:27

wash pots with? Yeah, they're billow pad. Course, course back.

22:30

From quite trimmed back, air

22:34

flying everywhere, filthy.

22:38

So do you want to clarify the fact

22:40

that you're lying? Every

22:43

word that I have just spoke is 100, I mean, Matt'll

22:46

back me up there, but. No, no, it's.

22:49

It's waltzing in Nook, not a current world.

22:51

You know, like, we're just sat there in

22:53

shorts, bags ready, we've both been sat

22:55

there with our bags on our laps for at least

22:59

half an hour, ready to go. I

23:01

actually thought, as I said, we left about

23:03

10 to five. I actually

23:05

thought to myself, we'll be good cracking with this one. Tell

23:08

you what, lads, I'm not coming. I'm

23:11

gonna finish this thing. I'm gonna finish this thing all off. So,

23:14

yeah, so, I didn't have it down as

23:16

a liar. Let's see. I

23:18

didn't have it down as a liar. I

23:21

said before, didn't I? Because like,

23:23

obviously we finished recording in December, and

23:26

then there's like a cycle. People kind

23:28

of leave us alone, probably out

23:31

of sight, out of mind for that month. And

23:34

then early February, we always get there. Lads,

23:36

when you're back, I'm having to speak to

23:38

me, Mrs. R, stuff like that, you know,

23:40

like, as if they're missing us. Yeah. And

23:43

then obviously none of us reply. I

23:47

like your room for a fact. Now and again, you do a like, a blank.

23:50

You'll do like a bulk back a

23:52

few weeks, but then it turns

23:55

where people start getting lads.

23:57

Yeah. chance

24:00

any chance or any chance of a

24:02

reply or something like that it's like

24:04

a vicious cycle yeah some

24:07

people get really aggressive I find oh

24:10

so you're not posting anymore are you?

24:12

I'm just on Patreon now yeah

24:15

no episodes for us those

24:18

free people a response would be nice

24:20

with a thumbs up you know one of them but

24:23

then I think you must have watched the last episode

24:25

where we say we're back at the start of February

24:28

mid February early

24:30

March maybe same

24:33

that line again that's

24:36

the mantra of this series I'm just gonna

24:38

call you a liar all the time but

24:40

yeah if we get left alone not

24:43

left alone that's first

24:45

month don't we first month free you know month

24:47

free and then we get the love

24:49

like as if the

24:51

longing for our return and then it's like lads

24:54

you're taking the piss now yeah but we appreciate

24:56

the love yeah we appreciate the

24:58

love appreciate the hate yeah yeah Nick on

25:00

the chopping block favourite

25:04

episode we've recorded so far this series

25:06

go Jason

25:09

Macatea oh that's Jason Macatea

25:12

James Collins James Collins oh

25:15

yeah it's tough between the two of them

25:18

I don't know guys

25:22

Macatea Collins Macatea oh

25:24

Nick Andan good

25:27

shout yeah very

25:29

good shout f***ing off a lot of that, look at

25:31

him I see how it just

25:33

all goes into one for me now

25:35

I didn't know if he were

25:37

this episode or this series or last series

25:40

when was it you've been us

25:43

on the way back from London you've got to about

25:45

the Manchester but we got the train back, we haven't

25:48

spoken about that yet well

25:51

you just you got to get back

25:53

to watch f***ing Wanksday monkeys as well

25:56

I had a gig to go to, I went

25:58

straight back to Manchester and

26:00

you went to Leeds and you got the f- Seven

26:03

hours back, door to door, London

26:06

to Leeds Yeah And for the first, four

26:08

and a half was awful on

26:11

it I don't think we had a drink,

26:13

did we either? No I'm staying monkey Hahahaha

26:17

It was terrible I got

26:19

some p- I- I- I owe it to Pudby

26:21

for half a second I know I owe it to my first

26:23

pint I always cut from me I

26:25

do, it's mine Fucking, I am

26:27

such an unlucky bastard You

26:29

engage conversation, that's- that's why I don't

26:31

think I did on this occasion No,

26:34

I think he wanted to sit- because there was us three

26:36

and there was a spare seat and as he was walking

26:38

down I saw him clock there was

26:40

a spare seat I've got me back to him

26:43

Yeah Fucking sit down,

26:45

he's absolutely wankered And

26:48

he claimed to be James Milner's cousin, didn't he?

26:50

Yeah, yeah But me and Mattie played a blinder

26:52

because the opposite the- the next

26:54

table was two spare seats so he's gone for

26:56

his laptop started doing some work

26:58

on the other table and then I've

27:01

gone and joined him and, you

27:03

know, they split that Yeah Just pretended that there was

27:05

a splitter so I had mine in that block I

27:07

just hear them two James Milner's

27:09

cousin James Milner's cousin But

27:11

he was- he was on his own just walking up and down speaking You

27:14

didn't mean a right, I don't think he was I don't think he was

27:16

I don't think he was, I think he was said he would be his

27:18

mrs. and her mum and dad I know But

27:20

anyway there was a faulty line, weren't they? On the

27:22

way back, that was the first stop Yeah We got

27:24

to Peterborough, stopped at Peterborough for about an hour Yeah,

27:28

and the woman, the- Oh,

27:30

we did get lucky We did

27:32

get lucky because she said Really

27:35

sorry, there's something down, some

27:38

train lines are down between

27:40

Peterborough and Donny But

27:43

you're very lucky because

27:46

our driver can drive the train in

27:50

this direction They do Can they

27:53

only go in certain directions? And it's a special

27:55

train So we're lucky that this

27:57

train can go on these particular lines Alright So

28:00

basically we were looking at a train driver, we were

28:02

looking at a train driver who could actually

28:06

drive the train. Yeah. So

28:09

we went all the way around Lincoln didn't we? That

28:11

was the first one, probably an hour and

28:13

a half. Yeah. An hour fifteen,

28:15

an hour and a half. Is it a train with

28:17

a cart? No cart, no

28:20

shop. Oh you're out of the shop. Running

28:25

low on stock. So

28:27

then people were just starting to get a little bit pissed off

28:30

thinking and were moving. Perfect.

28:33

Paul's in the Doncaster and that

28:35

same woman comes on the Tanoy and

28:38

says unfortunately the train driver's

28:40

coming at the end of his shift

28:42

so he's leaving. We're trying to

28:44

get another one in but he's currently 45. So

28:46

this special driver's fucking off. This special driver is

28:48

down the tools. A

28:50

Doncaster. It's just done. He's fucked off.

28:53

He's got himself. He's done. He's

28:55

not one of the fucking leads and then going back. So

28:59

that's when people, there was tuts. So

29:02

there was one fella sat on his

29:04

up, he was sat like two tables

29:06

behind John and he

29:08

just sat there all, didn't believe he knew he was there,

29:11

just saw his head and

29:13

then so she said just stay on this train

29:15

and there's another driver on the way. So

29:18

then when it came to it where she asked us

29:20

to leave because the driver wasn't ready, she

29:23

had to tell you to get off. We had

29:25

to leave the platform, there was another train coming

29:27

which was delayed about an hour and fifty and

29:30

he just had enough. For

29:32

fuck's sake, this country's shit! At

29:35

the top of his volume he slammed his briefcase down and

29:37

got off. Yeah, like a leather bag.

29:39

He just didn't boot it. A shit leather bag. A

29:42

proper man, eh? A proper man. This

29:45

country's shit just cut off. Slammed his briefcase.

29:48

That was a bit of an icebreaker for Roger

29:50

because obviously he started fisting with me. What response

29:52

did he get? Did

29:55

people agree with him about a round

29:57

of applause? Just silence. Everybody was raging.

30:00

We were finding it funny, weren't we, at this point?

30:03

Oh, it's gone past it now. Yeah, we weren't that

30:05

now. Anything that you only get the giggles of. So

30:07

are you fuming? Mr Ben's obviously fuming, but are you...

30:10

We've gone past it. We've been alright now. It's

30:12

already been five hours, we're like... Funny.

30:15

I'm sure I was both having a tick away,

30:17

right? And I said, get your own snap. So

30:21

we've all got off. By the

30:23

way, we've got all gear and all, haven't we? Yeah,

30:27

all the gear. We've got all three of us. We were looking

30:29

at gear because Wank's Day monkeys

30:31

won't let you tuck in a gear

30:33

into concert. So then we got

30:35

on the train that was meant to be two

30:39

hours previous.

30:42

Everyone piled onto that train. But

30:45

they still didn't have a driver. And at this

30:47

point, it was just boiling point for

30:49

everybody. Anyway, we're all fat.

30:52

Next thing, one of the conductors comes down

30:55

who loved the podcast. So

30:57

he's come down and obviously loads

31:00

of raging punters. He's

31:02

gone, lads, how we doing? We've seen

31:04

him before. Yeah, I've met him before. And he's

31:06

stood there like, oh, I love that video you

31:08

did with so and so on. How was it,

31:10

Chef United game as well? And he would just

31:12

see a woman, just staring at him going, excuse

31:15

me, sir, and he's basically shutting her

31:17

up to talk about Chef United via

31:19

Crystal Palace. He went,

31:22

I said, what's happening? He went, I don't know. I'm

31:26

getting paid, I'm not giving a fuck. I'm on

31:28

all the time. But remember

31:30

the Asian girl? Yeah,

31:32

that was good. So the husband, there's an Asian

31:35

girl comes up on her own. She's all the

31:37

youngest, maybe 19, 20 years. And

31:41

she went, do you know what's happening? I need to get to Bradford.

31:44

I'm like, oh, we're not

31:46

sure, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, she

31:49

was talking. So I'm like, I'm trying to

31:51

have a conversation with her. But she weren't talking back to

31:53

me. And I'm like, yeah,

31:56

yeah. And she

31:58

went, oh, sorry, I'm just on the phone. She

32:00

got her earrings in, mate. Mate, we're fucking

32:02

freezing, won't it? So she's got an ass

32:04

over her things, but she's talking, and I'm

32:06

having a conversation with

32:11

her, and she's not answering me back. So

32:14

we should talk it to you at all? Yes, establish

32:16

on it, right. And you

32:18

know what's happening, I need to get to Bedford. So

32:20

then she must have phoned, and

32:23

I'm having a conversation with her for a

32:25

good 30 seconds. Yeah. Basically, she

32:27

was asking her dad, he was on

32:30

Trainline on the phone. Right, when's the next train? When's

32:32

the next train? He's like, ah, I'm not sure, we'll

32:34

have... And then, I

32:37

think she heard you but didn't acknowledge you until the next

32:39

time. She's like, sorry, I'm just on the phone. What

32:41

the fuck's happening here? And that was us, we

32:43

were buckled. I

32:46

was thinking, she's been a bit fucking rude, eh? So

32:49

seven hours, but... Seven hours,

32:51

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put it in for this series, obviously. Seven

33:30

hour train. Seven hours, we have been up and

33:32

down a lot, don't we? I

33:35

think I need to reference as well, there's two episodes

33:37

in this series that aren't wearing a black tracksuit. Oh

33:41

shit, yeah. Velour. Yeah, I'm not

33:43

a big tracksuit wearer. It

33:46

was more for comfort. You travel in them,

33:48

don't you? Yeah, I forgot my jeans. So

33:52

I just wanted to... You two were

33:55

just as bad as each other. Really curt. No!

33:57

Explain in yourself. No. I'm

34:00

only bringing it up because you make

34:02

several references within the podcast

34:05

about the state of my clothing so

34:07

I feel like I need to explain

34:09

myself. James Collins and Tim Sherwood. And

34:13

he dressed like a... Three I

34:15

think. Three? What

34:17

else do we do down there? Scott Malone.

34:19

Scott Malone as well. Black track

34:21

suit. Some goodins coming. Some goodins. I'm

34:25

telling you. Best series yet. I've seen

34:27

Chris Wilder got... He's been

34:29

pulled up for his... Do you see his sandwich ring? I

34:32

didn't. I did. He's getting

34:34

done by an affair. Is he? Yeah.

34:36

One of his assistants was eating a sandwich at

34:38

the time before that was a complete lack of

34:41

respect. Hopefully he enjoyed his sandwich

34:43

while he was talking to a Premier League manager.

34:45

What do you think? Chris. I'm

34:49

talking to a Premier League manager. What? A

34:52

Premier League manager? Just depends on what the sandwich was. Yeah

34:54

but... I think he's got

34:56

marks that say he's started talking to me

34:58

while I'm in Midland with him. So has

35:00

Chris gone into the ref's room?

35:02

Yeah. The line-o is fucking bald

35:04

deep in a prawn. He's eating a sandwich. Prawn mayo.

35:07

I'm with the line-o here. Yeah. By

35:09

the way, he's refuelling, isn't he? Yeah. By

35:11

the way, Chris does listen. So

35:13

be careful. Officials are wankers,

35:16

aren't they? Yeah. Chris, put

35:18

your prawns on. Oh, he's a dang dickhead. So

35:20

they're going to be egging crests as well or

35:22

something, isn't it? What's the best brandt from a

35:24

manager post-match? Have you ever seen Roy Hodgson?

35:26

Yes. That's a good one. Keegan

35:29

is up there. That's got to be

35:31

the number one, surely. No, but Keegan...

35:33

I know it's been overplayed, but... Yeah,

35:36

but Roy was with the

35:38

interviewee, interviewer, just... Can we get

35:40

it up? Yeah. Roy's satisfying debt at

35:42

the office for you? Yes, but we played the way he won. I'm

35:45

not sure if it's a good one. I'm not sure. I'm

35:47

not sure. I'm not sure.

35:49

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

35:51

I'm not sure. I

35:54

find hard to accept, but... Which one? Which

35:56

one do you think? I'm asking you. No,

35:58

well, I'll... If you're

36:00

going to be tricky like that I won't even bother to

36:02

carry on. Stop it

36:04

here shall we? You're going to be tricky with your

36:06

questions. No, I'm genuinely... Which

36:10

one? How many were there? They had two shots of

36:12

coal. One was a penalty and one was a strike

36:14

at goal. I can't keep it safe. So what decision

36:16

we taught you about? So let's

36:18

not take a piss here. I wasn't thinking

36:20

what. But then they were

36:23

like, I was moist not again. Can you say anything?

36:26

No, no, I don't think I was. That's

36:28

a genuine question. I won't mention it,

36:30

it wasn't a fucking bully in the game.

36:33

Not for that point. That

36:35

didn't happen. So let's just talk about our performance. Right,

36:38

as satisfying as the office, how do we play very

36:40

well? Do you have any

36:42

thoughts? Any thoughts? Did you not feel? Not

36:45

particularly none. I thought we had the better the first half.

36:48

We had a feeling better the second half. Any

36:50

decisions in the game that you weren't happy with? No,

36:52

we've already been through that. We

36:54

went through that before you've restarted the interview.

36:57

I'm not prepared to talk about decisions. If people

36:59

who watch the television can't see what decision I'm

37:01

talking about, then let's forget about it. Unlike

37:05

Roy. Look how I swear. I

37:08

think all my different swears. Did

37:10

you see some of the actual pictures?

37:13

It looked like they were in a cafe with,

37:15

I'm sure, a poll school. Nicky

37:19

Bot. Maybe writing

37:21

gigs. I just thought I was... Confessions

37:24

going on there. Recently. Sulfur.

37:27

Sulfur. What might I say? Sulfur. No,

37:30

you wouldn't think so, but I'm just wondering what conversation's

37:32

going on there. It looked like they were in

37:34

a greasy spoon as well. What is

37:36

order? I reckon he

37:39

brings his own sports direct mug to a cafe.

37:42

A jumbo

37:45

breakfast. Can I get

37:47

an extra piece of fry bread? Yeah.

37:50

I want black pudding. Would you like

37:52

Spam? Yes, please. Hash

37:55

browns. Oi, extra hash browns.

37:58

I reckon Nicky Bot's just sat there with his own. with a

38:00

summer with celery hanging out of green. The

38:03

green glass. Giggles is

38:05

probably just eating a summer block breakfast. Oh.

38:09

Scolds is a pork seg on toast by the way. Yeah. Hot

38:12

topic. What do you think about the

38:14

blue card? Shies. Doing

38:17

the rounds. Is it, it feels

38:19

like it's an April Fool or something? Like, is it

38:22

an actual thing? I think he's been, he's

38:24

gone out of window now, but they were

38:27

taking it serious. O's, o's? I don't know.

38:30

O's thinking of this. Cause I know

38:32

they have it in rugby don't they? The sim

38:34

bin. The sim bin. I think it works in rugby,

38:36

but if you do get sim bin, then it's like.

38:39

10 minutes isn't it? I think in rugby. You

38:42

can play down one of points. One player

38:44

down in rugby is massive. Yeah. Whereas

38:46

in football, you're just gonna get 10 behind the

38:48

ball aren't you? Just defend. Or nine

38:50

whatever it is. For 10 minutes. Yeah.

38:53

Just be shipped for 10 minutes, won't it? And

38:55

they're doing this on the back of, cause

38:57

there's been a lot more red cards, aren't they? Since

39:01

the, are they doing

39:03

this on, as a reaction to that? Just

39:06

complicating it. Did you just keep chucking new stuff in though?

39:08

Exactly, they'll be rolling through next. Ooh, ooh. I

39:10

reckon that'll be the. The referees association. Yeah, I

39:12

wouldn't be surprised. They'll be putting it to. However

39:14

hungry. They'll be doing it to the

39:16

thingies. Imagine that. That one is

39:18

a blue card. Blue, even just a blue card.

39:21

It's like, what do you think? A joke top.

39:24

Just sim bin. What colour do you go

39:26

with? Instead of blue? Catille.

39:30

Yeah, I like a tail. I look good in tail. But

39:32

you know, if you, you

39:35

know, like if you played for 20 minutes and

39:37

then you sat down for 10, lads

39:40

are going to be coming on and fucking pulling stuff, aren't they? I

39:43

know you can sit outside on a bike and whatever. Yeah,

39:45

they'll do that, won't they? But it's still,

39:48

nah, it's a fucking shambles. Imagine

39:52

just five lads outside

39:54

on what bike? What kind of campaign's going on?

39:56

Well, that's what left it happen. You

39:59

can't just... Chuck a trump in every time

40:01

we get in. Do you know

40:03

what? That is a blue card. Get outside

40:06

for five. Not a bother. See

40:09

you in the morning. I'm having a bad ball. Nah,

40:11

it's a fucking load of shit. You can't get pleased with

40:14

yourself as well though. It's a smile that follows the pro.

40:17

It's just fucking crap. Get a load of that. I

40:20

know you say you don't enjoy work but I definitely

40:23

don't enjoy it as much as I used to.

40:25

What's your name? All of this. All of this.

40:27

The VAR and that. No

40:29

tackles going in. Any

40:31

time with a tackle, they'll look reviewing whether it's a

40:34

red card or not. You

40:36

know like back in the day, I don't know

40:38

if I've said this, right? Do you know if

40:40

you've played fucking 38 Premier League games, 46 games,

40:43

right? Over

40:46

the course of the season, it's going

40:48

to have a bit of a synar I think. Decisions

40:51

that go for you, decisions that go

40:53

against you. It's only because the decision is

40:55

later on in the end of the season when

40:57

people are going to

40:59

win titles or in the top six.

41:01

It's only later in the season that you remember him. You

41:04

don't remember getting a fucking shitty penalty in August, do you?

41:07

Or an offside in November. It's

41:11

fucking crap. And nothing gets overturned

41:13

now anyway. Very, very

41:15

rare. Very rare it gets over. If

41:18

somebody goes down and there's any contact at all

41:20

in the box, the referee isn't overturning it. Probably

41:22

because he's shit scared of getting... Lambasted.

41:26

Yeah. Bring back Kevin Lynch, Pontash,

41:28

Noldbard. Telling players like it is. If

41:31

you don't like it, you get one of them. I hate

41:33

it. That was too much. No,

41:36

you don't want that back. Keep that.

41:39

Put that in the VAR room and fuck it off. But

41:42

now it's just spoiling shit, innit? Just

41:44

spoiling football. It's just bringing comedy. The

41:47

conversation that they had for the Liverpool Tottenham game when they

41:50

disallowed the goal that was onside. That

41:52

conversation is just priceless. They're

41:55

all having... Yeah. They're pressing that many

41:57

panic buttons. You have... They're

42:01

still the conversation every weekend, so

42:04

might as well just keep it to referee's decision. Everybody's

42:06

still arguing about whether he's made right decision

42:08

or not. So whether it's block up field, make

42:10

it wrong decision, or block video room, make

42:12

it wrong decision. Don't get me

42:14

wrong, right? I think for offside, fair enough. For

42:17

goal, over line, man you do that with orchae

42:20

or whatever. Yeah, for offside, if you're

42:22

offside, you're offside. There's no grey

42:24

area on that, is there? But there's faith

42:26

as a player now, isn't there? No,

42:28

there's another fair enough player. But if

42:30

you're offside, you're offside, aren't you? Somebody slips

42:32

a ball through and your toe's fucking an

42:35

inch off it. You're offside. That

42:38

is black and white, isn't it?

42:40

Is it off toe or arm? No,

42:42

no. Shoulder or off? Is it

42:44

furthest? Part forward. Yeah, whatever you can

42:46

score a goal with. Nose.

42:49

Ah. Could

42:52

be the furthest line ever. No, the

42:54

defender line and the attacker line. Could

42:56

be six inches on the target. And

42:58

the O'Brien. Newcastle. Oh, fucking

43:00

hell, why are they playing everybody home? Well,

43:06

push-up Andy man. Why

43:08

are you running the club up with a line? Why

43:11

are you running the club up? You

43:13

like her? Keep

43:16

him offside, you're offside. 100% off. Andy,

43:21

get on the after. Keep

43:26

him off. Under

43:29

no circumstances could you face your own goal,

43:31

Andy? Or else we're fucked. Let

43:33

him just go, I mean. Please

43:37

don't just keep him behind. Sorry,

43:40

Andy. She's

43:42

like, who are Andy like? What

43:45

would Andy O'Brien go to be doing? It

43:47

was a belt of like great deflection, by the

43:49

way. Andy, get on

43:51

the after. You're

43:54

playing him on. So

43:58

yeah, we've got some... We have a

44:00

lot of good episodes going on. We have pushed

44:04

the boat out of series, don't we? I'm

44:06

hoping everyone's going to enjoy it. I

44:08

think we need to get some more games as well because we're

44:10

not going to Euros, aren't we? We've done

44:12

the A-game this year. Sloppy for most.

44:14

No, very sloppy. I agree with you,

44:16

Jack. What do you want? Do

44:18

you want Championship League 1 or do you want

44:21

Creme de la Creme? No. For

44:24

that reason. Remember when we went to

44:26

the... What's that club called?

44:28

City that we went to. Oh,

44:31

the tunnel club. That

44:33

wasn't the best, was it? I know we

44:36

got invited for. Who'd have been out for? It

44:39

was a bit much for a game of football. You

44:41

could have met it six times, couldn't you? Maybe

44:43

five now. Lower league for

44:45

me. How Tim

44:48

Turewood was talking about the perfect game

44:50

of football. To be fair, though,

44:52

it is a splat in here. I just want to see 22

44:54

blocks kick each other out of each other. Go on, get in.

44:58

You know what, when someone does a crunch and everyone goes,

45:01

Hey! And you get

45:03

some chest out. Are you in that? No, no, no.

45:05

Shut up. No. Cos

45:09

the League fucking won a League 2 referees. They're

45:11

all abiding by the Prem rules. I wonder

45:14

when the last... I'll see you in the tunnel.

45:17

And kicking off in the tunnel. Tear up. Fingers

45:21

it's yours. It's a sink. It's

45:23

a sat-de-dun, isn't it? Really. It's what? If

45:26

we don't stick one of the games, it is

45:28

a sat-de-dun, isn't it? If we go to... I

45:31

think that's because they've done a few abroad and

45:33

stuff. They're the best ones, where it seems like

45:35

it's back in old days. I've been fucking saying

45:37

this for months. It's like going up time travel

45:40

in DeLorean. Bit like coming up here. I remember

45:42

his head loss. I've just done one of these, his eye axe. Was

45:45

it the eye axe trip? With the

45:48

buses. Did we ask you what time is the bus or something?

45:51

You just completely took the paddy. Oh,

45:54

yeah. I got the right trip. No. You

45:57

basically... Yeah, it worked. I took the

45:59

bus. I think he did IACs

46:01

Yeah it was because his mates were

46:03

there Yeah So

46:06

you're not IACs, find your PSV

46:08

Christian what time did the bus come? I

46:11

don't fucking know I didn't organise this

46:13

trip That didn't happen, did it?

46:16

Yeah That's

46:18

the only time that my head goes when we

46:20

go on these trips It's

46:22

good, I think we spoke about it though on the

46:24

one thing it was bad It's

46:27

like a tour guide Nobody can google stuff Just

46:30

have a look on your phone yourself Ask

46:32

me and

46:34

then I do it It's

46:36

really on fault I think it's

46:38

too far now Too far gone

46:42

I'm pulling it shutter down Yeah let's

46:44

go abroad man, why have we not been going? We

46:47

all like this We're going to go

46:49

to Germany I think we should get a van Just

46:52

all get in the van A couple

46:54

of mattresses Nefflanders,

46:57

Winnebago I'll tell you what, I

46:59

could take that one from our Airbnb this week That

47:02

bastard Bed, the bed

47:06

That could be one of the worst I

47:08

played a blinder this week, we're getting up early It

47:10

is Fastest finger first,

47:12

innit Got up early Got

47:16

a nice double bed, I look round them all Nice

47:18

double bed Arrived two

47:20

hours before everybody else You can do it when he

47:22

wants to When it's

47:24

for his best interest Exactly So

47:28

next week, first episode For you,

47:30

what are going to be the highlights of this series?

47:32

Undisputed, biggest one wood in football has been Announced

47:38

In one of the first episodes The

47:40

biggest highlights That's a bit of a

47:42

cock That's a bit of a cock

47:44

story coming Roy Keane

47:49

and Mick McCarthy, World

47:51

Cup stuff That never gets boring with

47:53

us You never get sick

47:55

of hearing about us We've heard it from

47:57

a horse's mouth haven't we? No

48:00

way to talk about Jason. He's a good

48:02

looking lad. On

48:06

a football theme, which I don't

48:08

think people really realise

48:10

or are certainly didn't, the

48:13

seven goal swing on the last day of

48:15

the season for Bristol

48:17

Rovers to get

48:19

in the playoffs or to go automatic, I can't remember. Automatic.

48:23

Seven goal swing on the last day. What

48:26

about mixing shoulders with

48:28

Frank Sinatra and Roger Miller? Oh,

48:31

leave that a mystery, who that is. And the

48:33

Pope. The Pope on

48:35

speed dial. He's a big dog, isn't he? The Pope. Quite

48:38

an important man. That's

48:40

yours. Andy

48:43

Carroll gets fisticuffs. I

48:46

would not mess with Andy Carroll. Laying somebody out. I

48:48

wouldn't either. If Andy wants to

48:51

use my Mrs. Bobble, he

48:53

can. Yeah, just

48:55

check it. Even you'll be as straight as

48:57

if you want. No bother

48:59

at all. Did he say the best punch

49:01

he'd ever received? Yeah. It's

49:03

hard. He took a 10 count. Did

49:05

he say he got to eight maybe? No,

49:08

I think he took a knee. He

49:11

took a knee at eight. He even saw. Yeah.

49:14

Yeah. Frank Sinatra and the Pope,

49:16

man. No, there's some

49:18

good, some good tales coming. Some

49:21

very good tales coming. Oh, you'd rather meet Frank

49:23

Sinatra or the Pope? Frank. I

49:26

don't think I'd have much in common with Pope. Can't

49:28

speak Italian for a start. I think we should do

49:30

a bingo as well. Have you seen, I don't know

49:32

who it is, piping up on Twitter about him asking

49:34

about Tuesday clubs. Every tweet

49:37

is just jollously Tuesday

49:39

clubs. Don't change, John. I

49:41

think his name's Bob Holness or something. Yeah, it's not

49:43

a real name, is it? Who

49:46

organised, you put that thing up about the

49:48

Netflix thing and he just put John

49:50

wants to organise Tuesday club. That's the first lap he got from us. away

50:00

and stuff and you say you're coming to at gym or you're coming for a

50:02

run and that and I say no you

50:04

think I'm just a lazy bastard wait

50:07

for a scan last week right are

50:10

you pulling up medical notes?

50:12

I'm pulling up my medical report on

50:16

my left knee long

50:20

history of knee pain previous

50:22

high-grade MCL and intercalifluicis

50:25

surgery pains.

50:31

Fucking a lot of long words in here. In

50:34

the medial tibiformal compartment

50:36

there is extensive full

50:39

thickness of chondral loss

50:42

over the femoral, chondal

50:44

and tibial. With associated

50:51

subchondral edema and

50:53

large marginal osteophysis.

50:57

Complex degenerative tearing, extending

51:00

throughout the posterior horn and

51:03

body of the meniscus with a

51:05

degree of meniscal maceration

51:07

and extrusion of meniscal material beyond

51:09

the joint margin. Why are you

51:11

sharing this with us John? Because

51:14

you think I'm a lazy bastard.

51:16

But you've obviously still got this

51:18

pain and you've started doing

51:20

some of it. This is a bit

51:23

that fucking surprised me. So we could

51:25

have missed that. The anterior cruciate ligament.

51:27

You've got a sawnade John. You've got

51:30

a sawnade. And when Marco Bryant

51:32

got a pick valve on his arse so he

51:34

could carry on playing. The anterior cruciate ligament is

51:36

of diffused. Shut up you old cunt. You can't

51:41

go for a trot right corner because of a lot of words

51:43

you can't say. The anterior cruciate

51:49

ligament is of diffused

51:51

increased signal and thinning

51:53

nature which suggests

51:55

a previous. This

52:01

is the important bit this has. Which

52:07

suggests a previous, probably

52:09

high grade partial thickness

52:12

injury with a few

52:14

fibres remaining intact. So basically

52:16

I've done my ACL at some point. Another

52:19

fixed it. You were worried

52:21

about that. I feel. Well,

52:24

I tell you what I think, I think

52:26

some people are out fucking nine month with theirs,

52:29

but you carried on. It seems like it. I

52:33

think there's nothing, seems I retired to fucking do it. So

52:35

what are they going to do about it now? I'm

52:37

just waiting on a, I'm seeing the

52:39

surgeon tonight. Tonight? Not

52:41

tonight, Valentine's Day, he's taking his wife.

52:44

Is it? Is it? Is

52:47

it because I just said you'd seen him tonight?

52:49

Because it's Monday and it's coming out tonight. Right,

52:51

okay. So I'm seeing the surgeon tonight. Right, right,

52:53

see. I don't think you'll need a knee replacement

52:55

though. I'll need one eventually. Yeah,

52:58

but you said you'll need one now.

53:00

Well, not bad. Not bad, what are

53:02

you, that thingy? Oh, not me. Not

53:05

in my expert medical opinion. That's it. What

53:07

are they? I'm just shitting my knee. Is

53:09

there any, stay on the steel

53:12

plastic? I don't know. So I

53:14

don't want to steal one because obviously I'll bump

53:16

the... When I get

53:19

on the scale, I'll bump it up. I'll have to look at the

53:21

floor palm for me and your knee. So

53:24

yeah, so basically I've not just been a lady. You're

53:27

knackered. No, the left knee is knackered. Yeah,

53:29

you've got the paperwork to prove it. Yes,

53:32

clinical report. But we're

53:34

still going swimming, we're still going spinning. By

53:37

end of series, what are you hoping for by end of series? To

53:39

put all this weight back off. I'm not enjoying

53:41

my life at the minute. I'm fucking paying for

53:43

that. It is

53:46

shit, innit? I'm like that. When

53:48

I go into a room, I'm like, oh, on top of it, do I

53:50

just eat dust? Just to fill this up. I'm

53:54

just telling. The days

53:56

that we've spent has been a cheat day. this

54:00

week no like where

54:02

was it where we had we call in the services and

54:05

we had Mexican Chinese

54:11

and you had a little you had care see

54:13

what supper I went to peace

54:16

the chicken from I remember thinking

54:18

you know what it's alright he's had a

54:20

lapse I'm not gonna say anything and I

54:22

thought is that with me try

54:25

try have a diet and I've

54:27

slipped for a second got a

54:29

popcorn chicken you'd be like oh

54:31

hey strangers look

54:34

at this one here my popcorn

54:36

chicken he's on a

54:39

fucking diet my father

54:42

he's not asleep he'll pick himself back up tomorrow

54:44

and it'll be alright I've gone today 14th of

54:46

February support that John 14th

54:49

of February starting with

54:51

a first of January 18 pound

54:55

I think what's that six weeks yeah

54:58

what's that how many pounds in the storm 40

55:03

what's the target to target is

55:06

a stone you got another 14 go to an hour

55:09

I could do this I know I can I will

55:11

piss it I've got my head in it

55:15

this week no bit of a blur yeah

55:18

but tomorrow no I'm gonna

55:21

piss tomorrow night alive so again I'll

55:23

be spinning

55:26

Saturday morning and we're not Saturday

55:29

then I'll back on it Monday it's

55:31

not too intermittent that you'll be

55:33

alright you'll get through each other no it's a point at

55:35

me all the way don't worry about me

55:38

people so it's good to be back yes

55:40

it's certainly good to be back bloody fantastic

55:42

to be back anybody want

55:44

sponsor any of the upcoming episodes please get

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55:48

helpers get to the euros that'd be nice

55:51

as well wouldn't it why yeah we

55:53

will do anything we'll advertise anything be

55:55

better this one Mona because it's so close like too

55:57

I was on a plan might be out it yet

56:00

tickets though. We'll see,

56:02

we'll see. So yeah it's good to be back.

56:05

Every Monday night we'll have a new episode

56:07

once again for 15 weeks. 15 episodes.

56:10

15 episodes. Back to back. Back

56:13

to back. Well we did 17 last time we just

56:15

carried on for the circuit didn't we? So we might

56:17

do that again. Who knows? I like looking like that.

56:19

At least 15 win then. Yeah at least 15. We're

56:23

not real to anybody are we? We're our

56:25

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