The duplicitous duo duel to decide which is most desirable: Rolling Rock (the beer) 🍺 or Rock-n-roll 🎸Then they talk about movies that should never be remade or have sequels (we're looking at you Mean Girls) and finish by discussing the Uni

Ice cream cones🍦vs. Traffic cones ⚠️ vs. David Cone ⚾

Apr 28th, 2023 1h 4m

Special guest episode with John! The trio debate ice cream cones🍦vs. traffic cones ⚠️ vs. David Cone ⚾. They make some solid arguments:Ice Cream Cones: Sustainability, Yummy, Storied history, called a pokeTraffic cones: multinational, ey

Episode 17: Peanuts (legume)🥜 vs. Peanuts (cartoon)📰

Feb 6th, 2023 1h

NEW SEASON OF UNHEALTHY DISCOURSE JUST DROPPED!Matt and Aarin are back! Listen while it's still free and we start charging people to listen to our phone calls!4:58 - Gateway tugs13:00 - Deep Peanutsverse Lore33:00 - Big dustpan is shaki

Episode 16: Dates (romantic) vs. Dates (fruit) vs. Dates (calendar)

Aug 23rd, 2022 55m 35s

Matt, Aarin, and special guest Maddie discuss and debate the wonders of dates (calendar, fruit, and romantic). They cover the Ethiopian calendar, the new beer and date diet, bad dates, and first day of school stories.Find out who wins!YouT

Episode 15: Coffee ☕ vs. Toffee 🍬

Feb 11th, 2022 1h 9m

Aarin and Matt debate 2 indulgences: coffee vs. toffee. Then give the listeners some healthy and unhealthy ways to deal with the winter blues and wrap things up with Super Bowl trivia.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com

Episode 14: Crossbows 🏹 vs. Crosswords 🅲

Jan 29th, 2022 54m 55s

Aarin and Matt dive deep into crossbows and crosswords and answer your burning questions: why do crossbows exist? How many major movie franchises utilize crossbows? What lessons do we learn about life from crosswords?Then they talk about their

Episode 13: Carbon ⚛️ vs. Carbonara 🍝

Oct 23rd, 2021 47m 15s

The unflappable duo determine which is truest: carbon or carbonara? They also talk about Paul Volcker, the Corbillon Cup, and the Sub Atomic Giraffe Mammal Awards. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/unhealthy/

Episode 12: Christian Bale 🎬 vs. Gareth Bale ⚽ vs. hay bales 🌾

Sep 24th, 2021 59m 8s

Should we fire John Kim after this episode or keep him?The gang debates Christian Bale vs. Gareth Bale vs. hay bales and then talks about their pet peeves.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/unhealthy/support

Episode 11: Pocket Monster 👾 vs Hot Pockets 🥟

Mar 26th, 2021 52m 54s

March is here and that means Madness, and pocket monsters vs hot pockets. That's right, we're debating everyone's favorite monsters, Pokémon, and every 3rd grader's favorite snack, Hot Pockets. We also talk about your favorite television shows

Episode 10: Muscle Traps 💪 vs. Booby Traps 🌰🌰

Dec 31st, 2020 1h 9m

Our heroes bravely foray into the inscrutable depths of debate. Which traps are superior: muscle vs. booby? Other subjects covered:What kind of parades are appropriate?How big is Hideki Matsui’s head?Which booby trap varieties are most

Episode 9: Squirrels 🐿️ vs. Professor Quirrell 👨‍🏫

Aug 21st, 2020 46m

The dynamic duo dutifully debates squirrels vs. Professor Quirrell and then tell each other their worst jokes. What a trip!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/unhealthy/support

Episode 8: John Mayer 🎸 vs. Oscar Mayer 🌭

Jun 5th, 2020 51m 7s

Are all sandwiches just different styles of hot dogs? Aarin and Matt ponder deep philosophical questions such as this and talk about Aarin's dating life during quarantine. Support us: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy--- Support this podcast: ht

Episode 7: Stickers vs. Potstickers 🥟

Apr 22nd, 2020 49m 17s

The fearless duo plunge deep into the murky depths of debate to uncover the uncomfortable truth of which is superior: stickers or potstickers? Some topics of discussion: Is face-paint a form of make-up?We discover the “Sticker Quotient” wh

Episode 6: Naps vs. Knapsacks

Feb 10th, 2020 41m 2s

In a novel audio forum, our brave duo parley the truer merits: naps or knapsacks? There must be a winner. What a conundrum! Lastly, but surely not leastly (please don't call me Shirley), our compadres inform the ignorant public of Greenland Sha

Episode 5: Crescent - Fertile vs. Moon

Jan 25th, 2020 26m 56s

Our emboldened colleagues not so fiercely debate which is the superior crescent: Fertile or Moon? Plus, Aarin relives all of her memories from the entire decade. Happy 2020! Remember to follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhealth

Episode 4: Crust – Pizza or Earth’s?

Dec 27th, 2019 32m

In this sultry episode of Unhealthy Discourse, we debate with much viscosity which crust is superior: Earth's or pizza. Then we introduce the scientific measures behind the HARLOT EQUATION, rebrand "Santacon", and finish by sharing exclusive in

Episode 3: Sunshine vs. Pocket Full of Sunshine

Nov 9th, 2019 39m 1s

In episode 3, Matt and Aarin subltely debate the validity of sunshine vs. the song "Pocket Full of Sunshine". A shocking twist reveals a surprise winner!!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/unhealthy/support

Episode 2: Airplane Flights vs. Tequila Flights

Nov 9th, 2019 31m 58s

In episode 2, Matt and Aarin politely debate the pros and cons of airplane flights and tequila flights. They're judged by 2 special guests and you won't BELIEVE how they settle this tie!!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.

Episode 1: Flutes (Drinking Instrument) vs. Flutes (Musical Instrument)

Nov 9th, 2019 22m 4s

In the inaugural Unhealthy Discourse podcast, Matt and Aarin vehemently debate the merits of flutes the drinking instrument vs. flutes the musical instrument. Plus, they rank dog names. FIND OUT WHO WINS!--- Support this podcast: https://po