Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Chris Hauser, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: Google settles once and for all what the best James Bond film is, plans to colonize the Moon get sticky, we compare our favorite albums of 2019. #escapingmrcraig #preexcitement #dontbelieveyourboyfriend #spiderbiscuit #bringthemoonbacktoearth #drakeuptheleaves #georgeraperapemartin 

Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon