You know how all of our other episodes are TOTALLY FOR THE KIDS? Well not this one! This one is different! But is it though? Join Becca and Macy as the make an arsenic genasi, a loxodon mom friend, a leasing agent, and... a skittles abomination

This Is... Nothing

Jul 30th, 2022 40m 58s

Listen besties... if you think the previous ones are nothing, but THIS ONE. Nothing! It's got basically no content! A bee? Nah! Old radio announcer? Nope. Snickers bar? That's old hat! Jump scares? AH! No! We really tried, tho. I think.

Seaman Forged

Jul 24th, 2022 51m 37s

HEY NOW! The title isn't what you expect! Or is it? Who's to say? Well, we're back and I hope you're ready for some piss talk. Today we cover characters such as a cat from the Sims 4, an umbrella saleman, a pressure washer, and a certain unique

Straight From The Horse's Ass

Jul 9th, 2022 46m 57s

Did you know that we usually have ideas before going into the podcast? Well hear us out, what if we didn't? What if we had no thoughts and only vibes? If you thought we were normally over the top, just you wait as we discuss a new trick-r-treat

Baja Blast Protein Powder

Jul 2nd, 2022 52m 17s

If you had the chance to flavor your own protein powder, would ya? Maybe... some options are mistakes tho. Couldn't be Baja Blast, tho. That COULDN'T be bad. Also we discuss tongues, gym equipment, skin, and a wine glass? This one is WILD besti

Special Guest - DALL-E Mini

Jun 25th, 2022 1h 2m

Need quick art of your latest DND character? Well, AI tech has got you covered! We got IMMEDIATE fan art of our lovely creations this episode, and if you wanna see them... well just hold tight. And maybe check those socials to see TRUE ART.

Shotgunning²

Jun 18th, 2022 1h 2m

We present to you today: a don't laugh challenge! If you laugh, you lose, so get your drinks ready. We've given you a hard one, talking about lizards, Lightning McQueen, tourists, and ketchup. Good luck, besties...

The Vibe of Beans

Jun 11th, 2022 1h 2m

Don't worry about the title. There is NOTHING wrong. We just talk about three druids, toddler drawings, fitness influencers, and then we get lost in the sauce. The bean sauce.

InfluWizard

May 21st, 2022 1h

Are you too cool for school? Would you rather get fame and money from social media? Join the club! Become an InfluWizard today! Or, if that's not your speed, become a strong pupper, or a waxing rogue, or, hell, a cardboard cutout just trying to

King Puss Puss

May 14th, 2022 57m 20s

This title is referencing CATS. NOTHING ELSE. Don't worry about it. Anyway, y'all like sponges? You a fan of mommies? Are you a gamer? Do you live in Garfield Hell? Well, this this is the ticket for you!

Doin' A Good Munch

May 7th, 2022 57m 2s

Yummy yummy in my tummy, this one's got all the classics! Minions! Vore! HER! A 20 minute phone call that we had to cut out and flawlessly cover! Sex toys! You know how it is...

Spray Bottle Diamonds

Apr 24th, 2022

Today's show has a super special guest, Jaeger! Fun thing about them, they know nothing about DnD. So join the three of these human beings as they stumble through chaos this week, and Macy and Becca force them to answer questions on the fly.

Our Lord And Savior Barbie

Apr 2nd, 2022 48m 2s

Have you heard the good word? Are you a Barbarian? Are you also a material girl? Did you watch Shrek in theaters in 2001? And how do an oven and a hair dryer get NASTY? Answers to all of these and more, in this episode. Also, stick to the end f

A DMs Nightmare

Mar 21st, 2022

Joining Macy this week is Ghost (aka Cameron) for a special delve in to the mind of someone who hates their DM and wants them to suffer constantly. Enjoy!

The Nothingness In Macy's Brain

Mar 12th, 2022

Come with me on an 8 minute rant about literally nothing and about how much I love DnD and Becca. Or don't. Don't waste your time, honestly.

Hair Plasmoid

Mar 5th, 2022 49m 12s

This one is, uh, vom worthy, besties. Here's a drinking game for it: drink each time piss is said, drink each time one of the hosts makes a vomit sound, drink each time a clearly visual gag happens that you can't see, and lastly, finish your dr

Meamst Neamst

Feb 27th, 2022 49m 16s

This episode is full of nothingness but also cringe energy. How is that possible? How is Becca losing more braincells by the episode? Can a bloodhunter be scared of blood? Can Tabaxi's finally have a subrace? Can your adventuring party have a r

A Little Bally

Feb 19th, 2022 44m 59s

Do you think about balls? Wait. Don't answer that. Uhhh. Awkward. Where were we? Right! Characters! How about uh, a dog? No? Okay. A sandwich? No again, heck... What about SEXY THINGS ONLY?! Yeah, that's what I thought.

Jimmy Buffett Chic

Feb 5th, 2022 52m 32s

Warning: this episode gets VERY NSFW at the 38.5 minute mark. You've been warned.Do you like arcades? What about LEGOs? Do you think that being evil is, as the kids say, "bussin"? Then this is the episode for you! This is a series of wild rides

Yiff the Giff

Jan 29th, 2022 51m 26s

Just another normal UA episode, besties. At least half of this episode razzing Macy about her old makeup palettes. And the other half is mourning the sexy M&M. And the third half is the discovery of the origin of the pog champ face. Don't worry

Circle of The Blaze It

Jan 22nd, 2022 44m 29s

Oh hey there ~~ Didn't see you there. Uhhhhhh, this is an episode. It's the 83rd, if you're keeping track lmao. In this one they, uh, the host people... they talk about being normie-core, and robots, and pets, and that good ol' devil's lettuce.

Escape From Horny Jail!

Jan 15th, 2022 2h 28m

WARNING: This episode contains horny energy, gross descriptions, and some of my best friends uwu. Macy is gone for the week, so Becca is running a one shot for her friends Brian, Johnny, and Nate! What hole will they find themselves stuck in in

Oath of the Weeb

Jan 8th, 2022 49m 57s

Do you have the power of God? Well, sometimes that isn't enough. Sometimes you need both the power of God and ANIME to beat the BBEG! And who's the BBEG this time? Is it 2021? Is it the concept of time? Or is it the fact that both of our TikTok

Bye 2021!

Jan 1st, 2022 31m 29s

Welcome to the New Year! Instead of new characters, we took a break to talk about the year in retrospect, and our wants for 2022. We have declared that this is the Year of Unlikely Adventurers!

All I Want For Xmas (Is For You To Perish)

Dec 25th, 2021 2h 16m

It's a holiday one shot! Join Becca and guests Mia, Alex, and Cameron (@camcraigart) as Macy leads them through a winter wonderland. What shenanigans can a gingerbread person, an eggnog plasmoid, a Grump, and a What get up to after saving a vil