It’s been a hot minute. There’s some changes to the show. If they’re terrible, it’s because GitHub Copilot wrote them.Intro: Not Mrs. Brian BurkettSponsor: [ top secret ]Teamsters RansomwareWhite House & MisinformationGitHub Copilot

0.0.46 - We Did It Live

Jun 9th, 2021 1h 32m

Intro: onlyfans.com/clrew14Sponsor: qr-is-hard.comApple’s Polished TurdGive Me a C! Give Me and O!...800 StungBye Bye BlogThe BetWhy We Can’t Have Nice ThingsNot My Nudies!Anonymous vs Meme Lord

0.0.45 - Rectal Transmissions

Jun 1st, 2021 1h 21m

Jeff Goldblum can get his Mac to connect to a whole goddamn alien mothership but I can’t get my Airpods Max to connect to my Mac. That makes sense.NEXT EPISODE WILL BE LIVE ON YOUTUBE 6/8/21 @ 8PM PTvisit our twitter page twitter.com/unmuzzledf

0.0.44 - Pixelated Lamps

May 26th, 2021 1h 39m

Did you have “Gladiator Joe Biden with a green face” on your bingo card for this week’s episode? Because that’s who showed up.Sponsor: https://www.zazzle.com/z/lio9yl3sTesla’s a DrainPorn King’s LampsBan BansUnidentified Flying new Object()CAPT

0.0.43 - Husbender

May 12th, 2021 1h 30m

Never send to ask for whom the woke mob comes. It comes for thee. Intro: onlyfans.com/starlittSponsor: obriendoor.comHave you tried turning it off and on?Basecamp go boomFar from pleasantnessThe tweeting deskCable beaversDon’t forget to pay you

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B.R.B — Away Message

Apr 27th, 2021 19s

Crafting the perfect away message is a skillset we lost in the 90's. Moody song lyrics? Cryptic "don't bother me"? It's all so tough to choose. Anyway, Bryan decided to get married, so we'll be back on May 12th, probably. We're still working on

0.0.42 - Blended Monkey

Apr 21st, 2021 1h 59m

Scientists recently spliced human and monkey DNA to fight diseases. Aaron offers some key improvements to their methodology to increase monkey throughput. Intro: kinkykushySponsor: anchor.fm/TheAmazonKamikaze DronesFish Sticks!Keep your pants o

0.0.41 - Woney Talks

Apr 14th, 2021 1h 58m

Stick around ‘til the end; it’s amazing any of us made it out of our 20’s.Intro: OnlyFansSponsor: tyrahodge.comWhat gender was Kitt?Tapes Of The 27 ClubJoe Rogan Doesn’t CareWater Works - Price $150“Affordance”Tattle LifeEphemeral NFTsArtificia

0.0.40 - A Beautiful Phonix

Mar 30th, 2021 1h 47m

“From the wounds pile of tear drenched ashes you will ascend stronger, braver, and smarter.” Don’t miss this week’s sponsor.Intro: HeatherKellySponsor: sea-glass-phonix.myshopify.comGuns123!Backblaze. Bryan’s favorite.You can do it. Don’t say i

0.0.39 - You Guys Hear That Static?

Mar 16th, 2021 1h 54m

Intro: OnlyFansSponsor: crypt.eeSerial Killer or not?Rah-rah SmirnoffIt’s all in the eyesCA bans more stuffNo Bitcoins for IndiansFacebook sucks at hiring Chrome users are dumb

0.0.38 - iPod

Mar 9th, 2021 1h 41m

Intro: Vixen-MaySponsor: stewardgroupe.comThis is not an apple.1-800-273-8255SF Command-ZSublimationTom Cruise Isn’t Real14,000 bugsA Utah ExodusDigital contraceptive...

0.0.37 - SEO Boobz

Feb 23rd, 2021 1h 48m

There are two ways to get to the top of any algorithm: D and D.Intro: candlestick21Citibank goes to the dentistGive me the green lightNews? Dislike.Sponsor: kbos2hm.co.ukHis Royal Dickship, Juan Carlos IGentleman Jack. Dakota. Hope. Bench.Let’s

0.0.36 - Asbestos Toilet

Feb 16th, 2021 1h 52m

Listen, Aaron is very much definitely for sure alive. It’s just that nobody has seen him in a little while.Intro: LavenderbxbyApple’s Leaf FetishAbsinthe Will Kill You10 Lines Per HourABBA CopsSponsor: MyWowElectro4 Days in IndiaThe Salesforce

0.0.35 - Sex Facegunz

Feb 9th, 2021 1h 52m

Remember when I told you that episode 33 wasn’t about porn? Yea. This is not episode 33.Intro: littlemissmasqueYoti? Yoti. What?G’day BingTesla & Bitcoin Sitting in a TreeSponsor: cryptobreakdown.substack.comSF AFYou Get a Travel Ban1-800-273-8

0.0.34 - George Washington Lincoln

Feb 3rd, 2021 1h 52m

Here at the Unmuzzled Podcast, we aren’t afraid to name things after famous old guys.Blue Check HomesThe Crucifixion of JonesSF Has Nothing Better to DoSponsor: Rob HopeApes Strong Together44 Fucking MillionNo Preferences For YouIf the Dead Cou

0.0.33 - Masturbatory Fluff

Jan 26th, 2021 1h 44m

This episode is not about porn. I promise.To the MoonVoyeurs Gonna VoyeurStonks Go Up?We Solve the NewsSponsor: Off the Muta ScaleGibberish BiasA Good Algorithm?

0.0.32 - Mallet Finger

Jan 19th, 2021 1h 36m

There’s a right way and a wrong way to clean paint out of carpet, kids. Don’t choose the wrong way.Coup-MingleAutomoblowTikTokCoupNo events for you… CoupSponsor: tsxquarterly.com“Hubber” NazisI'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go.

0.0.31 - Peak 2020

Jan 12th, 2021 1h 38m

Never ask for whom the banhammer swings. It swings for thee. Sponsor: FreeFly881

0.0.30 - You Get an RV

Dec 30th, 2020 1h 46m

Have you always wanted to be publicly humiliated by a luxury car company? Boy, is this the episode for you. Horse-GiraffesWe’re Giving Away RVsBMW’s New Kink Sponsor:Shake up shopSylvain BauvaisMirror WorldThe Glasst StrawHome Market Findsbeani

0.0.29 - Attack Alpacas

Dec 23rd, 2020 1h 45m

Listen, you don't want to skip the ad-read this week. You'll swear we're drunk when it starts, but we bring it home strong. Also: if you know the difference between a llama and an alpaca, please email us. God knows we're not gonna give that a G

0.0.28 - Management Overhead

Dec 8th, 2020 1h 29m

We interrupt this discussion about our drone overlords and dystopian future to ask how you feel, on a scale of 1 to 10, about your experience with the PayPal website. Brought to you by homemarketfinds.com, whose website MIGHT be working by the

0.0.27 - A Puddle of Chet

Dec 1st, 2020 1h 40m

Protein-Folding Anyone?Brazil’s Giant Spreadsheet Black/White/Tattooed?Sponsor: The Glasst Straw (8-inch bent)Facebook “bad”Amazon Will Know ALL!A Starship TestAre aliens among us? M1 M1 M1 M1 M1

0.0.26 - Brilliant Earth

Nov 24th, 2020 1h 44m

Nobody Cares About Facebook’s ModsGoodbye AMP15% App Store TaxApples $113,000,000 lieStadia and it’s PWATelegrams Nudie BotDoes my password suck?Our “sponsor”