NANA: Can you give me a description for this podcast? I can't think of what to write.   

MARILYN: Umm... 'New Year, New She! Today your favourite excuses for human beings gab about all things gay, talking about sucking and f*cking and putting their fingers where they don't belong! Why not take a load off those honking trotters of yours and listen to us being terrible!'  

NANA: ....  MARILYN: I don't actually remember what we talked about. Can you tell?   

NANA: OK, great. And for YouTube, do you reckon we can just put the pod up with a disclaimer saying 'it goes out of sync for some reason in the middle so just have us on in the background yeah?'  

MARILYN: If you see it go out of sync, no you didn't.  

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