Something has been missing from our lives ever since we had to say goodbye to our dear friend and previous mascot, the Chunky Boi, so we've rushed to the Buil-A-Mascot Workshop in an attempt to find some of that joy again. Get ready to pick out your favorite friend and join the party as we get canonically solid, become overtaken by the image of a rock, find the new sound a chicken makes, create an anime pasta monster, give thanks for the mammaries, argue over taco appetizers, slarf it, forget our names, investigate the mysterious case of the exploding cars, change the origin story for Lex Luther's baldness, request a sassy host, create a tumbly boy, dig for the spatula bug, discover a fear of skin capes, determine which instruments are friend or foe, learn how to eat without a head, appreciate the dancing roommate, watch the vape lord panic, confirm that kids are demons, take a peek into Katelynn's bad brain, and of course, create our newest mascot friend.
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