St. Patty's Day is coming up which means it's time to celebrate that little green guy! Unless a certain group of jealous vampires were to come and...do a diabolical murder. So sharpen your teeth and join the party as we throw a classic fang hang, do a March monster mash, pick our next creature to put a hit on, make a nasty nose mess, confirm that the boy needs to live in a bubble, get caught being a snack monster, helicopter the snacks, bring some new dog poo poo facts, spread the foot juice, show them nuggets, gamify sedation, learn about the wildest dental tool, discover that our Shark Tank projects could definitely be made into real products, learn about the hero of our childhood, take our dance moves to both the sky and the ocean, bring in a little green, witness a vampire masacre, throw it back to the good Kraft yellow plastic squares, throw cheese on Book's future baby, play a game of MASH, peak at SHIT University, get stuck with a forever 10-year-old, make a lamb dog nativity scene, complete the dead leprachaun dance party, get the faity out of the hat, see a baby trap, quit our jobs, snap some gremlin photos, and throw in a surprise batman plug at the end.

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